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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties, a living company. This is Tim.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hi? Tim? My name is

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Speaker 1: Pete and I would like to lodge a complaint. All right, Pete,

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Speaker 1: sorry to hear that. What do you want to complain about? Well,

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Speaker 1: I was driving behind your truck the other day and

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Speaker 1: I took down the number on it because it said

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Speaker 1: how's my driving? Call this number? And so that's why

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Speaker 1: I'm calling the number because you're driving? Was okay, Pete,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you experienced that. Can you tell me what happened? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'd love to tell you what happened. I've got a

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Speaker 1: list of things to go over. I hope you're ready,

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Speaker 1: No problem, okay, Well, first of all, let's start with

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Speaker 1: the windshield wiping. I'm sorry, Oh okay, are you really

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Speaker 1: going to play dumb like you don't know what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about? The overly aggressive, inappropriate, unneeded windshield wiping, Peter,

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Speaker 1: are you saying that my windshield wiping affected my drive? Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how it wouldn't affect the driving when

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Speaker 1: you're just wiping your windows, Willy nilly. I was driving

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Speaker 1: behind you, and you sprayed me three times with window

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Speaker 1: cleaning fluid. And then I drove around to check it

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Speaker 1: out and see what you were doing, and the wipers

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Speaker 1: were just going and it wasn't even raining. Why are

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Speaker 1: you using the wipers when it's not raining, Pete? My

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Speaker 1: windshield wipers? Are you kidding me? Well, that's exactly what

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Speaker 1: I was saying when I saw you wiping the windows,

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Speaker 1: just wiping away, and I was thinking, what the F

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Speaker 1: word is going on? Unlike you, I don't say it

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Speaker 1: because you're you're a better man, Pete. You're a better man.

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Speaker 1: Well it sounds like it, doesn't it not at all, Pete.

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Speaker 1: Actually I'm trying to see better out my windows. You know,

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Speaker 1: maybe there was some dust on them, so you know

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Speaker 1: you can take that and I wow. Um, so I'm

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Speaker 1: going to need to talk to a manager because I

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Speaker 1: have a whole list of complaints about your driving, and

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Speaker 1: now I have a list of complaints about your language. Okay, Pete,

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Speaker 1: you've got a whole list of complaints. What was Was

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Speaker 1: I using my blinker too much? Or did I change

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Speaker 1: lanes too fast for you or too slow? No? No,

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Speaker 1: you didn't change lanes too fast or too slow. You

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Speaker 1: were drinking your soda the whole time, driving with one hand,

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Speaker 1: drinking a soda, wiping the windows, drinking a soda, wiping

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Speaker 1: the windows, same thing, over and over again. I saw

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Speaker 1: you driving with one hand sipping out of what looked

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Speaker 1: like a big gulp. Also, probably too much sugar, because

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Speaker 1: you're driving and you're drinking sugary drinks and then you're

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Speaker 1: gonna have a sugar crash and then a real crash.

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Speaker 1: Everything you were doing was wrong. Listen, the sticker on

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Speaker 1: my truck says how's my driving. It doesn't say anything

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Speaker 1: about how is my eating? It doesn't say anything about

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Speaker 1: how is my wiping? It says how is my driving? Okay, okay, fine, fine, fine, fine,

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Speaker 1: Then I'll let you go. But I do have one

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Speaker 1: more question for you. You're a question, Yes I do.

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Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Since you are a trucker,

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Speaker 1: since you drive a truck, yes, yes, so you sit

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Speaker 1: long times in the truck driving. Yes, I'm a trucker. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we drive for long distances, We drive for many hours.

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Speaker 1: What well, on the topic of wiping, how do you

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Speaker 1: deal with your hemorrhoids? What? Yes? I read somewhere that

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Speaker 1: truckers get bad hemorhoids from sitting all the time, do

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Speaker 1: you and how do you deal with them? Because I've

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Speaker 1: got a doozy of one right now. It's like I'm

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Speaker 1: sitting on another head. Oh yeah, I've got a great solution.

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Speaker 1: Keep my foot all right, I'll lodge it up here

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Speaker 1: so you don't have to worry about the hemorrhoids. All right,

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Speaker 1: Well fine, that sounds uncomfortable, so I'll just tell you

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Speaker 1: a prank phone called then what this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your sister Kathy set you up. It's a joke,

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Speaker 1: she said, no, she said that you drive truck and

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Speaker 1: sometimes people call you with ridiculous complaints on you're driving.

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Speaker 1: So but for real, I'm for real about the hamraid thing, Like,

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Speaker 1: how do you deal with them? Because I could? I

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Speaker 1: could use the melt preparation is bro The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand