Speaker 1: Second date. Probably the most important part of a first
Speaker 1: date is your first impression. Yeah, and what you choose
Speaker 1: to do with it. I know for me, whenever I've
Speaker 1: gone out on dates, when I show up, I offer
Speaker 1: them to be blood buddies with me a little slit
Speaker 1: on my finger, and I asked them to do the same,
Speaker 1: and we shake hands. That way, I know that I
Speaker 1: can trust them. Most women run in fear, but the
Speaker 1: occasional one sticks around and we have a great date.
Speaker 1: And Kenny, who's on the phone for a second date
Speaker 1: update today, also made a very bold move when he
Speaker 1: was starting his date. I'll let him tell you about it.
Speaker 1: What's up, Kenny? How are you? Hey? I'm doing okay, guys,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Not too bad? So, did you
Speaker 1: swap blood with your first date? It wasn't It wasn't
Speaker 1: quite that intense. There's no bodily fluids that were exchanged
Speaker 1: in the first meeting. Well, um, I can't actually say
Speaker 1: that either. Yeah, why don't you tell before we get
Speaker 1: into your date, tell everybody how you started your date.
Speaker 1: I thought that was the most interesting part of your email. Well,
Speaker 1: we had been talking online for a couple of weeks,
Speaker 1: so I felt like I knew her, I felt comfortable
Speaker 1: with her, and this was just the first time we
Speaker 1: were meeting in person. So when I saw her, I
Speaker 1: was just thrilled and she looked so amazing. I went
Speaker 1: up to her. I just planned one right on her lips. Wait,
Speaker 1: you are you kissed her as the like you hadn't
Speaker 1: exchanged words, person didn't stay high. Yeah, I just went
Speaker 1: I was feeling bold and I went for it. Was
Speaker 1: it reciprocated or were you sucked in the face. She
Speaker 1: was a little surprised. Maybe I caught her off guard
Speaker 1: a little bit. She's into it. Okay, Well, it wasn't
Speaker 1: like you had never talked, I guess. I mean, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we had a great, you know, rapport over
Speaker 1: the past couple of weeks. So, Kenny, you are a
Speaker 1: sly dog. You know, sometimes you gotta go for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes you just gotta do it. So, how did the
Speaker 1: rest of the date go? Then? The rest of the day,
Speaker 1: it was good. It was a little awkward when we
Speaker 1: first sat down. You know, she kept bringing up the
Speaker 1: fact that I just kissed her right away, but it's
Speaker 1: all I could think about. I'd be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: what did you just do. Yeah, But I mean I
Speaker 1: explained to her why I kissed her. I you know,
Speaker 1: she just she looked amazing. It was like you know
Speaker 1: in the movies when like time stops. She just looked
Speaker 1: so gorgeous. I couldn't help myself. And you know I
Speaker 1: told her that and she seemed flattered by that. So
Speaker 1: it was good. Yeah, because I could go one of
Speaker 1: two ways. Yeah yeah, and the other way you definitely
Speaker 1: would not be continuing your dates. So she must have
Speaker 1: liked to actually sit down and have a meal with you, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, hit a home run or strikeout kind of
Speaker 1: moved so and I guess, I mean, you got that
Speaker 1: piece out of the way. So I assume once you
Speaker 1: got past the first awkwardness, things were more relaxed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so. And we just talked, you know, it
Speaker 1: was it was great. We talked for like an hour
Speaker 1: hour and a half and we got into things like
Speaker 1: our family and like what our goals are in our
Speaker 1: careers and in our wives. Well beyond the initial small
Speaker 1: talk type stuff. We had a great conversation. Um, I
Speaker 1: had a great time. If it was so great, then
Speaker 1: why do you think she doesn't want to go out
Speaker 1: with you again. Yeah, that's um da, It is a
Speaker 1: good question. Maybe the kiss was a little too much
Speaker 1: um And also the day kind of had a weird
Speaker 1: ending to it. It did. It wasn't like makeout Central, No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. It wasn't romcom quality. No, So what was
Speaker 1: weird about the ending? Well, so I walked her out
Speaker 1: to her car, like as you do, and I saw
Speaker 1: we had a great time. I was feeling good, feeling confident,
Speaker 1: and so I went in for another kiss to you know,
Speaker 1: book end. It start with the kiss, end with the kiss.
Speaker 1: I like it, And you probably weren't even nervous to
Speaker 1: go in for the second kiss because you had already
Speaker 1: done We already done it once, you know, I had
Speaker 1: some practice. So I went in and it was like
Speaker 1: the thing you don't want to happen as a guy happened.
Speaker 1: She literally put her hand over my face as I
Speaker 1: went in and just full on denied me. Wow. Wow,
Speaker 1: to the point to where I thought she was it
Speaker 1: was a joke. I like laughed it off. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's cute, thought I was. You know, we're still flirting.
Speaker 1: So I went back in for the kiss, and she
Speaker 1: did it again. She's like, no, I am serious, Get
Speaker 1: your face out of my face. I'm not interesting. So, Kenny,
Speaker 1: I think you may have read a lot of this
Speaker 1: situation wrong. If that happened at the end, yeah, did
Speaker 1: she say anything to you? She was just like, I
Speaker 1: think we already got the makeout portion of the date
Speaker 1: over with, NY. Is there a chance that you're not
Speaker 1: a very good kisser? I'm asking myself a lot of
Speaker 1: tough questions right now. I'm just saying, like, if she
Speaker 1: was into it at the beginning and then said that
Speaker 1: in the end, yeah, I mean, maybe I was a
Speaker 1: little out of practice. Sure, maybe it was a bad kiss,
Speaker 1: Maybe it was too much too soon. Yeah. And how
Speaker 1: many times have you tried to call her since then? Oh? Man,
Speaker 1: it's an embarrassing amount of times. Really give us the
Speaker 1: honest answer. I mean, the day after I've probably called
Speaker 1: her three times. That's a lot one day, I know,
Speaker 1: driving me crazy. I uh, to the point where I
Speaker 1: texted her like four or five times as well, being like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? You got three phone calls and four
Speaker 1: or five text messages and Facebook message? Oh no, and
Speaker 1: now you're calling us? Are you sure you want to
Speaker 1: do this? I mean, I think that she doesn't want
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Yeah, but I really like her,
Speaker 1: Like it just felt so natural and I felt so
Speaker 1: comfortable with her, Like I really want to make this work.
Speaker 1: I really think I really care about this girl. I
Speaker 1: can't get my mind off of it or off of her. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll play us on. Come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second day update. All right, all right, thank
Speaker 1: you guys. Don't go kiss anybody while we're right back
Speaker 1: frooking jubil in the morning. You know, I can honestly
Speaker 1: say I'm a little jealous right now. Ye, Kenny is
Speaker 1: on the phone to do a second date update. He
Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Dana, and now she's
Speaker 1: not calling him back. But he started his date with
Speaker 1: Dana by just kissing her. They had been chatting online
Speaker 1: for a while. He showed up as soon as he
Speaker 1: saw her. He went in for the kiss because he
Speaker 1: knew it would be okay, because they were both very flirty.
Speaker 1: She was surprised, but she liked it. But Kenny and
Speaker 1: I have talked for a while, now, why have we
Speaker 1: not kissed yet? That's how you do it, right, We're
Speaker 1: still we're still establishing trust. I trust you kiss me
Speaker 1: real quick, Kenny. Come on, she's a little bit ready.
Speaker 1: I'll go first. You're gonna join me, Kenny. It's a
Speaker 1: tempting It tempted, Ny. It does suck to get shut down.
Speaker 1: I know how you feel now, since you got shut
Speaker 1: down at the end of your date by her. It sucks. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks for your empathy, no problem. Yeah, if you're just
Speaker 1: joining us, Kenny did do that. He kiss his date
Speaker 1: right away, and then at the end of the date
Speaker 1: after they had dinner, he thought everything was going well,
Speaker 1: but he went in for a kiss. She stopped him
Speaker 1: and said something like, hey, we got the makeout session
Speaker 1: over with already. No making out. He thought she was joking,
Speaker 1: tried to go back, and she put her hand over
Speaker 1: his mouth and said no. And he has not heard
Speaker 1: from her since. He tried to call her and text
Speaker 1: her and even Facebook messager a bunch, but hasn't heard
Speaker 1: a word. So we're gonna call her right now. You're ready, Kenny,
Speaker 1: Well to do it? Here we go. Hello. Can I
Speaker 1: speak to Dana please? Hi? This is her? Hi? How
Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? Um? And I'm sorry? Who is this?
Speaker 1: This is Jewbil from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry from broken What No, Brooke and Jewel. Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jewel. It's a radio show. Okay. Why are you
Speaker 1: calling me from a radio show? Well, I'm calling you
Speaker 1: because we got an email about you from one of
Speaker 1: our listeners. An email. Yeah, it's from a guy that
Speaker 1: you went out on a date with. What. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand what's going on. I know
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to yet. I'll explain. So I host
Speaker 1: a radio show called Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and we do a segment on our show called the
Speaker 1: second Date Update. That's where if you go out on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody and then don't call them after,
Speaker 1: they email us to see if we can get you
Speaker 1: on the phone and ask what happened. Okay, So you
Speaker 1: went out on a date with a guy named Kenny.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And I know that Kenny has tried
Speaker 1: to call you a bunch and sent you a bunch
Speaker 1: of text messages, and he also said he tried to
Speaker 1: Facebook you, but you haven't responded, so he enlisted our
Speaker 1: help to see if we could figure out what went
Speaker 1: wrong on your date. Look, I really don't feel comfortable
Speaker 1: talking about my personal life on the air. Okay, well
Speaker 1: do you feel comfortable just telling us about Kenny? You
Speaker 1: don't have to go into too many details. Did you
Speaker 1: like him? I mean I definitely haven't not called him back,
Speaker 1: and I don't plan on It does not answer your question.
Speaker 1: We understand that you don't like him now, but did
Speaker 1: you like him at any point during your date? No?
Speaker 1: Not really? Oh yeah, I knew he read that whole
Speaker 1: thing wrong. Was it because he kissed you as soon
Speaker 1: as you guys met in person? How do you know that? Well,
Speaker 1: we talked to Kenny. You talked to Kenny. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: sent us an email saying he really liked you, and
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back. So we had a conversation
Speaker 1: with him, asked him his side of the story, and
Speaker 1: then we wanted to find out yours. Was the kiss
Speaker 1: too much at the beginning? I mean, wouldn't it be
Speaker 1: weird to you to kind of have someone try to
Speaker 1: stick their tongue down your throat in a waiting area?
Speaker 1: Not for me, No, happened as far as all the time.
Speaker 1: But again, that's my curse and I wear it and
Speaker 1: I embrace it. It would be strange was he really
Speaker 1: that aggressive with a kiss? It wasn't just like a
Speaker 1: peck on the lips, No, it was like full on.
Speaker 1: He grabbed me behind the neck and who ided to
Speaker 1: go for a full on makeout session. And I was
Speaker 1: kind of freaking out because it was inappropriate. I mean,
Speaker 1: there were kids around and everything, as it's really uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: He said that you kissed him back, though, did you?
Speaker 1: Or no? Um? I mean, I honestly didn't really even
Speaker 1: know what to do. I mean, this was the first
Speaker 1: time I'd ever met the guy in here. Was in
Speaker 1: the first ten seconds, he's already trying to make out
Speaker 1: with me. I thought about that, but I don't know,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do at the time. He
Speaker 1: said that, you guys continued though and went to dinner,
Speaker 1: and you seemed like you were enjoying yourself. Is that
Speaker 1: just an act? Then? Well, once we sat down to dinner,
Speaker 1: he explained, you know, the reason why he kissed me
Speaker 1: right away was that he thought it was so beautiful,
Speaker 1: and I guess I thought it was kind of sweet.
Speaker 1: So I decided to, you know, give him, give him
Speaker 1: a chance, at least for the rest of the dinner. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're giving him a second shot like he was
Speaker 1: a little over eager obviously. Yeah, yeah, so I guess
Speaker 1: I kind of forgave him. Okay, okay, And so did
Speaker 1: dinner not go as well as he thinks? It started out? Okay?
Speaker 1: The conversation was okay at the beginning, and then there
Speaker 1: was a family next to us with this little baby,
Speaker 1: and he's, okay, check out that baby. The baby's staring
Speaker 1: at us some like okay. Yeah, as the babies, I know,
Speaker 1: they're always like staring and it's really rude. They don't
Speaker 1: get uncomfortable, it's really straight. Yeah. So then the baby
Speaker 1: was staring at us like NonStop, which you know, I
Speaker 1: thought it was kind of cute because he and me's
Speaker 1: what babies do. They stare around and they look at things.
Speaker 1: But then he goes watch this, watch this, and I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what's what is he gonna do. He's
Speaker 1: already tried to shove his tongue out my throat in
Speaker 1: the middle of the restaurant. So he flips the baby
Speaker 1: the bird. Did you the baby the baby? Why did
Speaker 1: he flip the baby off? That was awful? Did the
Speaker 1: parents see him flip their baby off? No, thank god, no,
Speaker 1: but I was freaking out. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: is this person crazy? Like what is bob with him?
Speaker 1: And is so aggressive too? Yeah, he was laughing, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is so funny. The baby has
Speaker 1: no idea. I didn't know what to do. I didn't
Speaker 1: do like it up and leave? Do I sit and stay?
Speaker 1: I was horrified, Like honestly, I was a little bit
Speaker 1: angry and a little bit like scared, like what did
Speaker 1: I get myself into? What I do now? To off?
Speaker 1: What is this? Guys? Didn't tell I did not tell
Speaker 1: the baby to f off? Okay, Why I just gave
Speaker 1: a baby the finger? What? That's hilarious? Why? Hey, Dana, Dana,
Speaker 1: that is that's Kenny. Yeah, Kenny was on the other
Speaker 1: line listening and wants to talk to you. And now
Speaker 1: I guess he feels like he needs to defend himself.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, calm down, people, just give me a chance. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's you're making way too big of a deal out
Speaker 1: of this. I've flipped the baby off. That's a joke.
Speaker 1: Do you not have a sense of humor? That's hilarious?
Speaker 1: It's what what's the worst that could happen? Like, it's
Speaker 1: not like this baby's gonna subconsciously remember that it got
Speaker 1: flipped off at a restaurant when it was a baby.
Speaker 1: What if the parents saw you and then and you
Speaker 1: want to have some dad kicking your butt in the restaurant. No,
Speaker 1: they would probably laugh. I think that's hilarious if someone
Speaker 1: slipped off my baby. What you never had children? What
Speaker 1: are you going to do? Flip off your own kids?
Speaker 1: The baby smiled. He thought it was funny. I don't
Speaker 1: think Dana thought it was as funny as you did, Kenny,
Speaker 1: And that was the first. I can't belive you would
Speaker 1: even do something. You don't even know my sense of humor,
Speaker 1: or me for that matter, So why would you even
Speaker 1: take the chance. Oh my god, Honestly, I've never met
Speaker 1: a single person in my entire life but didn't think
Speaker 1: flipping off a baby is funny. It's funny, but you're crazy.
Speaker 1: So wait, Kenny, are you going around flipping off lots
Speaker 1: of babies? Then you're putting this to the trial, is
Speaker 1: what it sounds like, only only the ones that are
Speaker 1: asking for it. If you're staring too long, you're getting
Speaker 1: flipped off. In Kenny's book, no Babies asking for it. Kenny,
Speaker 1: it was a joke, Dana. I was trying to make
Speaker 1: you laugh. That's that's it is not the way to
Speaker 1: make me laugh. And honestly, I don't think there's one
Speaker 1: person in the world would find it more offensive than
Speaker 1: I would. No, Dana, did you get flipped off as
Speaker 1: a baby and you're scarred because of it? I think,
Speaker 1: like you, how are you so sensitive to that? Honestly?
Speaker 1: And all of you do any of you think this
Speaker 1: is funny? No? No, you boys know it's situational for me.
Speaker 1: Situational situational first date, probably not funny to flip off
Speaker 1: a baby, but I guarantee you there are some moments
Speaker 1: where it is funny. Depends on the situation. I'm not
Speaker 1: failing on you, Kenny. I'm there with you. I just
Speaker 1: don't think it was the right situation for it. Hey, Dana,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Kenny again on
Speaker 1: a second date? We will pay for it, Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: But flipping the baby was when too many babies, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, up, grow up. She's the one that needs
Speaker 1: to grow up, and you're the one flipping off small children.
Speaker 1: I'm not flipping up small children, just babies. Oh my god, Dana,
Speaker 1: thank you for your time. I appreciate you telling us
Speaker 1: why you didn't enjoy your day with Kenny. Good lust,
Speaker 1: Kenny by and Kenny. Now you know there's a time
Speaker 1: and a place for flipping off a baby in a
Speaker 1: first date, is not it? Yeah, apparently you can kiss
Speaker 1: a stranger, but you can't flip off a baby in
Speaker 1: front of that screener. Oh wow. JPL in the morning
Speaker 1: text in at seven eight five nine two asking a
Speaker 1: very important question. What's worse flipping off a baby or
Speaker 1: crop dusting a baby? Like I do what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with flipping off because crop dusting probably doesn't FaZe
Speaker 1: the baby because they're kind of doing that to themselves. Good.
Speaker 1: This is what's wrong with our society. They asked the
Speaker 1: question because of today's second date update. In case you
Speaker 1: missed it, Kenny wanted to call a girl named Dana.
Speaker 1: They went out on a date. He made a very
Speaker 1: bold move when they first got together. He just kissed
Speaker 1: her right away. Of course, they've been chatting online and flirty,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't like they didn't know each other. They
Speaker 1: both liked each other, so he thought he'd go for it.
Speaker 1: She kissed him back. She thought it was a little
Speaker 1: too much to do that right away, but whatever, She
Speaker 1: was cool with the date. Anyway. They were eating dinner,
Speaker 1: talking and stuff, and there was a baby at a
Speaker 1: couple tables over that wouldn't stop looking at them. You know,
Speaker 1: babies do they stare they're rude. They're not rude. That's
Speaker 1: very rude, yea. And they haven't learned their manners yet
Speaker 1: not to stare at people. But anyway, he thought it
Speaker 1: would be funny if he flipped the baby off, so
Speaker 1: he did that and made a joke about it. She
Speaker 1: didn't find it funny at all, so she wasn't calling
Speaker 1: him back because she thought he was a horrible person
Speaker 1: who flips off babies. Well he is, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, he is. And the best part is he
Speaker 1: didn't apologize for it. He thought it was funny. He
Speaker 1: never said like, well, I'm sorry you were even offended, Like,
Speaker 1: he never even took that apology around. Yeah, if you're
Speaker 1: a baby in my presence, you're getting the bird. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: And he totally miss an opportunity, like, as a single
Speaker 1: guy out on a date, your opportunity to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm great with kids. Let me show you make this
Speaker 1: baby laugh. That's a good setup for it. I'm great
Speaker 1: with kids. Let me show you the boom. Flip the
Speaker 1: baby off. That makes a joke funnier. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of women's text to get at seventy eight five nine too, though,
Speaker 1: who like it, Like this one says, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm dying. I would date Kenny. That's hilarious. I love
Speaker 1: his sense of humor. And of course there's also a
Speaker 1: lot of people offended saying baby should never be flipped off.
Speaker 1: It's very split, you know, it's always very split down
Speaker 1: the text board on these second date updates. I don't
Speaker 1: get what the joke is, Like the baby doesn't do anything,
Speaker 1: so then it gets the bird, yeah, kind of like, hey, baby,
Speaker 1: what are you staring at? Stab doesn't even know what
Speaker 1: it means. You don't even get what I'm doing to
Speaker 1: you right now because you're dumb. You're a dumb baby,
Speaker 1: and your brain is informed, yet you haven't learned things, idiot.
Speaker 1: That is some highbrows here, you're right, Yeah, that's where
Speaker 1: the comedy is. Man Texan seven eight five nine two
Speaker 1: Funny or not to flip off a Baby, that's the
Speaker 1: topic of discussion right now, all right. Remember Young Jeffrey's
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