WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Baby Gets The Bird

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<v Speaker 1>Second date. Probably the most important part of a first

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<v Speaker 1>date is your first impression. Yeah, and what you choose

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<v Speaker 1>to do with it. I know for me, whenever I've

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<v Speaker 1>gone out on dates, when I show up, I offer

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<v Speaker 1>them to be blood buddies with me a little slit

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<v Speaker 1>on my finger, and I asked them to do the same,

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<v Speaker 1>and we shake hands. That way, I know that I

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<v Speaker 1>can trust them. Most women run in fear, but the

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<v Speaker 1>occasional one sticks around and we have a great date.

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<v Speaker 1>And Kenny, who's on the phone for a second date

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<v Speaker 1>update today, also made a very bold move when he

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<v Speaker 1>was starting his date. I'll let him tell you about it.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Kenny? How are you? Hey? I'm doing okay, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing? Not too bad? So, did you

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<v Speaker 1>swap blood with your first date? It wasn't It wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>quite that intense. There's no bodily fluids that were exchanged

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<v Speaker 1>in the first meeting. Well, um, I can't actually say

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<v Speaker 1>that either. Yeah, why don't you tell before we get

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<v Speaker 1>into your date, tell everybody how you started your date.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was the most interesting part of your email. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we had been talking online for a couple of weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>so I felt like I knew her, I felt comfortable

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<v Speaker 1>with her, and this was just the first time we

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<v Speaker 1>were meeting in person. So when I saw her, I

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<v Speaker 1>was just thrilled and she looked so amazing. I went

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<v Speaker 1>up to her. I just planned one right on her lips. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you are you kissed her as the like you hadn't

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<v Speaker 1>exchanged words, person didn't stay high. Yeah, I just went

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<v Speaker 1>I was feeling bold and I went for it. Was

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<v Speaker 1>it reciprocated or were you sucked in the face. She

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<v Speaker 1>was a little surprised. Maybe I caught her off guard

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. She's into it. Okay, Well, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>like you had never talked, I guess. I mean, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we had a great, you know, rapport over

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<v Speaker 1>the past couple of weeks. So, Kenny, you are a

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<v Speaker 1>sly dog. You know, sometimes you gotta go for it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you just gotta do it. So, how did the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of the date go? Then? The rest of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>it was good. It was a little awkward when we

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<v Speaker 1>first sat down. You know, she kept bringing up the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that I just kissed her right away, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>all I could think about. I'd be like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you just do. Yeah, But I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>explained to her why I kissed her. I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she just she looked amazing. It was like you know

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<v Speaker 1>in the movies when like time stops. She just looked

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<v Speaker 1>so gorgeous. I couldn't help myself. And you know I

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<v Speaker 1>told her that and she seemed flattered by that. So

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<v Speaker 1>it was good. Yeah, because I could go one of

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<v Speaker 1>two ways. Yeah yeah, and the other way you definitely

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<v Speaker 1>would not be continuing your dates. So she must have

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<v Speaker 1>liked to actually sit down and have a meal with you, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, hit a home run or strikeout kind of

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<v Speaker 1>moved so and I guess, I mean, you got that

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<v Speaker 1>piece out of the way. So I assume once you

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<v Speaker 1>got past the first awkwardness, things were more relaxed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think so. And we just talked, you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was great. We talked for like an hour

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<v Speaker 1>hour and a half and we got into things like

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<v Speaker 1>our family and like what our goals are in our

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<v Speaker 1>careers and in our wives. Well beyond the initial small

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<v Speaker 1>talk type stuff. We had a great conversation. Um, I

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<v Speaker 1>had a great time. If it was so great, then

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<v Speaker 1>why do you think she doesn't want to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with you again. Yeah, that's um da, It is a

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<v Speaker 1>good question. Maybe the kiss was a little too much

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<v Speaker 1>um And also the day kind of had a weird

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<v Speaker 1>ending to it. It did. It wasn't like makeout Central, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't. It wasn't romcom quality. No, So what was

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<v Speaker 1>weird about the ending? Well, so I walked her out

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<v Speaker 1>to her car, like as you do, and I saw

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<v Speaker 1>we had a great time. I was feeling good, feeling confident,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I went in for another kiss to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>book end. It start with the kiss, end with the kiss.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it, And you probably weren't even nervous to

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<v Speaker 1>go in for the second kiss because you had already

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<v Speaker 1>done We already done it once, you know, I had

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<v Speaker 1>some practice. So I went in and it was like

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<v Speaker 1>the thing you don't want to happen as a guy happened.

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<v Speaker 1>She literally put her hand over my face as I

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<v Speaker 1>went in and just full on denied me. Wow. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>to the point to where I thought she was it

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<v Speaker 1>was a joke. I like laughed it off. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's cute, thought I was. You know, we're still flirting.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went back in for the kiss, and she

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<v Speaker 1>did it again. She's like, no, I am serious, Get

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<v Speaker 1>your face out of my face. I'm not interesting. So, Kenny,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you may have read a lot of this

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<v Speaker 1>situation wrong. If that happened at the end, yeah, did

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<v Speaker 1>she say anything to you? She was just like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think we already got the makeout portion of the date

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<v Speaker 1>over with, NY. Is there a chance that you're not

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<v Speaker 1>a very good kisser? I'm asking myself a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>tough questions right now. I'm just saying, like, if she

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<v Speaker 1>was into it at the beginning and then said that

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<v Speaker 1>in the end, yeah, I mean, maybe I was a

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<v Speaker 1>little out of practice. Sure, maybe it was a bad kiss,

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it was too much too soon. Yeah. And how

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<v Speaker 1>many times have you tried to call her since then? Oh? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an embarrassing amount of times. Really give us the

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<v Speaker 1>honest answer. I mean, the day after I've probably called

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<v Speaker 1>her three times. That's a lot one day, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>driving me crazy. I uh, to the point where I

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<v Speaker 1>texted her like four or five times as well, being like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? You got three phone calls and four

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<v Speaker 1>or five text messages and Facebook message? Oh no, and

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<v Speaker 1>now you're calling us? Are you sure you want to

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<v Speaker 1>do this? I mean, I think that she doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. Yeah, but I really like her,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it just felt so natural and I felt so

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable with her, Like I really want to make this work.

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<v Speaker 1>I really think I really care about this girl. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't get my mind off of it or off of her. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well we'll play us on. Come back, call her and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second day update. All right, all right, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you guys. Don't go kiss anybody while we're right back

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<v Speaker 1>frooking jubil in the morning. You know, I can honestly

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<v Speaker 1>say I'm a little jealous right now. Ye, Kenny is

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone to do a second date update. He

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<v Speaker 1>went out with a girl named Dana, and now she's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling him back. But he started his date with

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<v Speaker 1>Dana by just kissing her. They had been chatting online

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<v Speaker 1>for a while. He showed up as soon as he

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<v Speaker 1>saw her. He went in for the kiss because he

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<v Speaker 1>knew it would be okay, because they were both very flirty.

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<v Speaker 1>She was surprised, but she liked it. But Kenny and

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<v Speaker 1>I have talked for a while, now, why have we

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<v Speaker 1>not kissed yet? That's how you do it, right, We're

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<v Speaker 1>still we're still establishing trust. I trust you kiss me

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<v Speaker 1>real quick, Kenny. Come on, she's a little bit ready.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go first. You're gonna join me, Kenny. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>tempting It tempted, Ny. It does suck to get shut down.

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<v Speaker 1>I know how you feel now, since you got shut

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<v Speaker 1>down at the end of your date by her. It sucks. Man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for your empathy, no problem. Yeah, if you're just

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<v Speaker 1>joining us, Kenny did do that. He kiss his date

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<v Speaker 1>right away, and then at the end of the date

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<v Speaker 1>after they had dinner, he thought everything was going well,

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<v Speaker 1>but he went in for a kiss. She stopped him

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<v Speaker 1>and said something like, hey, we got the makeout session

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<v Speaker 1>over with already. No making out. He thought she was joking,

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<v Speaker 1>tried to go back, and she put her hand over

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<v Speaker 1>his mouth and said no. And he has not heard

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<v Speaker 1>from her since. He tried to call her and text

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<v Speaker 1>her and even Facebook messager a bunch, but hasn't heard

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<v Speaker 1>a word. So we're gonna call her right now. You're ready, Kenny,

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<v Speaker 1>Well to do it? Here we go. Hello. Can I

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<v Speaker 1>speak to Dana please? Hi? This is her? Hi? How

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<v Speaker 1>are you? I'm good? Um? And I'm sorry? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewbil from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry from broken What No, Brooke and Jewel. Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewel. It's a radio show. Okay. Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>calling me from a radio show? Well, I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>because we got an email about you from one of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners. An email. Yeah, it's from a guy that

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<v Speaker 1>you went out on a date with. What. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't understand what's going on. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you're not supposed to yet. I'll explain. So I host

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<v Speaker 1>a radio show called Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and we do a segment on our show called the

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<v Speaker 1>second Date Update. That's where if you go out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with somebody and then don't call them after,

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<v Speaker 1>they email us to see if we can get you

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and ask what happened. Okay, So you

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<v Speaker 1>went out on a date with a guy named Kenny.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. And I know that Kenny has tried

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<v Speaker 1>to call you a bunch and sent you a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of text messages, and he also said he tried to

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook you, but you haven't responded, so he enlisted our

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<v Speaker 1>help to see if we could figure out what went

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<v Speaker 1>wrong on your date. Look, I really don't feel comfortable

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<v Speaker 1>talking about my personal life on the air. Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>do you feel comfortable just telling us about Kenny? You

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to go into too many details. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>like him? I mean I definitely haven't not called him back,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't plan on It does not answer your question.

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<v Speaker 1>We understand that you don't like him now, but did

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<v Speaker 1>you like him at any point during your date? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Not really? Oh yeah, I knew he read that whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing wrong. Was it because he kissed you as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as you guys met in person? How do you know that? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked to Kenny. You talked to Kenny. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>sent us an email saying he really liked you, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're not calling him back. So we had a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>with him, asked him his side of the story, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we wanted to find out yours. Was the kiss

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<v Speaker 1>too much at the beginning? I mean, wouldn't it be

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<v Speaker 1>weird to you to kind of have someone try to

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<v Speaker 1>stick their tongue down your throat in a waiting area?

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<v Speaker 1>Not for me, No, happened as far as all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>But again, that's my curse and I wear it and

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<v Speaker 1>I embrace it. It would be strange was he really

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<v Speaker 1>that aggressive with a kiss? It wasn't just like a

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<v Speaker 1>peck on the lips, No, it was like full on.

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<v Speaker 1>He grabbed me behind the neck and who ided to

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<v Speaker 1>go for a full on makeout session. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of freaking out because it was inappropriate. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>there were kids around and everything, as it's really uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>He said that you kissed him back, though, did you?

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<v Speaker 1>Or no? Um? I mean, I honestly didn't really even

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<v Speaker 1>know what to do. I mean, this was the first

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<v Speaker 1>time I'd ever met the guy in here. Was in

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<v Speaker 1>the first ten seconds, he's already trying to make out

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<v Speaker 1>with me. I thought about that, but I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what to do at the time. He

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<v Speaker 1>said that, you guys continued though and went to dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>and you seemed like you were enjoying yourself. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>just an act? Then? Well, once we sat down to dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>he explained, you know, the reason why he kissed me

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<v Speaker 1>right away was that he thought it was so beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess I thought it was kind of sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>So I decided to, you know, give him, give him

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<v Speaker 1>a chance, at least for the rest of the dinner. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're giving him a second shot like he was

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<v Speaker 1>a little over eager obviously. Yeah, yeah, so I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of forgave him. Okay, okay, And so did

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<v Speaker 1>dinner not go as well as he thinks? It started out? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>The conversation was okay at the beginning, and then there

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<v Speaker 1>was a family next to us with this little baby,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's, okay, check out that baby. The baby's staring

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<v Speaker 1>at us some like okay. Yeah, as the babies, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>they're always like staring and it's really rude. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>get uncomfortable, it's really straight. Yeah. So then the baby

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<v Speaker 1>was staring at us like NonStop, which you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was kind of cute because he and me's

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<v Speaker 1>what babies do. They stare around and they look at things.

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<v Speaker 1>But then he goes watch this, watch this, and I'm thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, what's what is he gonna do. He's

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<v Speaker 1>already tried to shove his tongue out my throat in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the restaurant. So he flips the baby

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<v Speaker 1>the bird. Did you the baby the baby? Why did

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<v Speaker 1>he flip the baby off? That was awful? Did the

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<v Speaker 1>parents see him flip their baby off? No, thank god, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was freaking out. I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>is this person crazy? Like what is bob with him?

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<v Speaker 1>And is so aggressive too? Yeah, he was laughing, like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, this is so funny. The baby has

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<v Speaker 1>no idea. I didn't know what to do. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do like it up and leave? Do I sit and stay?

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<v Speaker 1>I was horrified, Like honestly, I was a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>angry and a little bit like scared, like what did

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<v Speaker 1>I get myself into? What I do now? To off?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this? Guys? Didn't tell I did not tell

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<v Speaker 1>the baby to f off? Okay, Why I just gave

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<v Speaker 1>a baby the finger? What? That's hilarious? Why? Hey, Dana, Dana,

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<v Speaker 1>that is that's Kenny. Yeah, Kenny was on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening and wants to talk to you. And now

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he feels like he needs to defend himself.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, calm down, people, just give me a chance. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's you're making way too big of a deal out

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<v Speaker 1>of this. I've flipped the baby off. That's a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you not have a sense of humor? That's hilarious?

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<v Speaker 1>It's what what's the worst that could happen? Like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not like this baby's gonna subconsciously remember that it got

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<v Speaker 1>flipped off at a restaurant when it was a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>What if the parents saw you and then and you

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<v Speaker 1>want to have some dad kicking your butt in the restaurant. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they would probably laugh. I think that's hilarious if someone

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<v Speaker 1>slipped off my baby. What you never had children? What

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<v Speaker 1>are you going to do? Flip off your own kids?

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<v Speaker 1>The baby smiled. He thought it was funny. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think Dana thought it was as funny as you did, Kenny,

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<v Speaker 1>And that was the first. I can't belive you would

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<v Speaker 1>even do something. You don't even know my sense of humor,

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<v Speaker 1>or me for that matter, So why would you even

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<v Speaker 1>take the chance. Oh my god, Honestly, I've never met

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<v Speaker 1>a single person in my entire life but didn't think

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<v Speaker 1>flipping off a baby is funny. It's funny, but you're crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, Kenny, are you going around flipping off lots

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<v Speaker 1>of babies? Then you're putting this to the trial, is

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<v Speaker 1>what it sounds like, only only the ones that are

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<v Speaker 1>asking for it. If you're staring too long, you're getting

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<v Speaker 1>flipped off. In Kenny's book, no Babies asking for it. Kenny,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a joke, Dana. I was trying to make

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<v Speaker 1>you laugh. That's that's it is not the way to

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<v Speaker 1>make me laugh. And honestly, I don't think there's one

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<v Speaker 1>person in the world would find it more offensive than

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<v Speaker 1>I would. No, Dana, did you get flipped off as

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<v Speaker 1>a baby and you're scarred because of it? I think,

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<v Speaker 1>like you, how are you so sensitive to that? Honestly?

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<v Speaker 1>And all of you do any of you think this

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<v Speaker 1>is funny? No? No, you boys know it's situational for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Situational situational first date, probably not funny to flip off

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<v Speaker 1>a baby, but I guarantee you there are some moments

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<v Speaker 1>where it is funny. Depends on the situation. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>failing on you, Kenny. I'm there with you. I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it was the right situation for it. Hey, Dana,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out with Kenny again on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date? We will pay for it, Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>But flipping the baby was when too many babies, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, up, grow up. She's the one that needs

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<v Speaker 1>to grow up, and you're the one flipping off small children.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not flipping up small children, just babies. Oh my god, Dana,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for your time. I appreciate you telling us

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<v Speaker 1>why you didn't enjoy your day with Kenny. Good lust,

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<v Speaker 1>Kenny by and Kenny. Now you know there's a time

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<v Speaker 1>and a place for flipping off a baby in a

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<v Speaker 1>first date, is not it? Yeah, apparently you can kiss

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<v Speaker 1>a stranger, but you can't flip off a baby in

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<v Speaker 1>front of that screener. Oh wow. JPL in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>text in at seven eight five nine two asking a

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<v Speaker 1>very important question. What's worse flipping off a baby or

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<v Speaker 1>crop dusting a baby? Like I do what I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go with flipping off because crop dusting probably doesn't FaZe

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<v Speaker 1>the baby because they're kind of doing that to themselves. Good.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what's wrong with our society. They asked the

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<v Speaker 1>question because of today's second date update. In case you

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<v Speaker 1>missed it, Kenny wanted to call a girl named Dana.

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<v Speaker 1>They went out on a date. He made a very

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<v Speaker 1>bold move when they first got together. He just kissed

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<v Speaker 1>her right away. Of course, they've been chatting online and flirty,

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<v Speaker 1>so it wasn't like they didn't know each other. They

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<v Speaker 1>both liked each other, so he thought he'd go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>She kissed him back. She thought it was a little

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<v Speaker 1>too much to do that right away, but whatever, She

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<v Speaker 1>was cool with the date. Anyway. They were eating dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>talking and stuff, and there was a baby at a

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<v Speaker 1>couple tables over that wouldn't stop looking at them. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>babies do they stare they're rude. They're not rude. That's

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<v Speaker 1>very rude, yea. And they haven't learned their manners yet

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<v Speaker 1>not to stare at people. But anyway, he thought it

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<v Speaker 1>would be funny if he flipped the baby off, so

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<v Speaker 1>he did that and made a joke about it. She

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<v Speaker 1>didn't find it funny at all, so she wasn't calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back because she thought he was a horrible person

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<v Speaker 1>who flips off babies. Well he is, that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he is. And the best part is he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't apologize for it. He thought it was funny. He

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<v Speaker 1>never said like, well, I'm sorry you were even offended, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>he never even took that apology around. Yeah, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>a baby in my presence, you're getting the bird. It's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>And he totally miss an opportunity, like, as a single

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<v Speaker 1>guy out on a date, your opportunity to be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm great with kids. Let me show you make this

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<v Speaker 1>baby laugh. That's a good setup for it. I'm great

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<v Speaker 1>with kids. Let me show you the boom. Flip the

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<v Speaker 1>baby off. That makes a joke funnier. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of women's text to get at seventy eight five nine too, though,

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<v Speaker 1>who like it, Like this one says, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dying. I would date Kenny. That's hilarious. I love

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<v Speaker 1>his sense of humor. And of course there's also a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people offended saying baby should never be flipped off.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very split, you know, it's always very split down

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<v Speaker 1>the text board on these second date updates. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get what the joke is, Like the baby doesn't do anything,

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<v Speaker 1>so then it gets the bird, yeah, kind of like, hey, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you staring at? Stab doesn't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>it means. You don't even get what I'm doing to

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<v Speaker 1>you right now because you're dumb. You're a dumb baby,

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<v Speaker 1>and your brain is informed, yet you haven't learned things, idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>That is some highbrows here, you're right, Yeah, that's where

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<v Speaker 1>the comedy is. Man Texan seven eight five nine two

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<v Speaker 1>Funny or not to flip off a Baby, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>topic of discussion right now, all right. Remember Young Jeffrey's

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<v Speaker 1>Song of the Week is coming up in just a

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<v Speaker 1>few minutes at eight to ten.