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Speaker 1: And Kenny, who's on the phone for a second date

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Speaker 1: What's up, Kenny? How are you? Hey? I'm doing okay, guys,

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Speaker 1: Well to do it? Here we go. Hello. Can I

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry from broken What No, Brooke and Jewel. Brooke

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Speaker 1: But again, that's my curse and I wear it and

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Speaker 1: What is this? Guys? Didn't tell I did not tell

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Speaker 1: they would probably laugh. I think that's hilarious if someone

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Speaker 1: The baby smiled. He thought it was funny. I don't

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Speaker 1: it was a joke, Dana. I was trying to make

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Speaker 1: Situational situational first date, probably not funny to flip off

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Speaker 1: a second date? We will pay for it, Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: But flipping the baby was when too many babies, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, up, grow up. She's the one that needs

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Speaker 1: I'm not flipping up small children, just babies. Oh my god, Dana,

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Speaker 1: Kenny by and Kenny. Now you know there's a time

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Speaker 1: text in at seven eight five nine two asking a

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Speaker 1: very important question. What's worse flipping off a baby or

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Speaker 1: crop dusting a baby? Like I do what I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: This is what's wrong with our society. They asked the

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Speaker 1: who flips off babies. Well he is, that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: with kids. Let me show you the boom. Flip the

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Speaker 1: so then it gets the bird, yeah, kind of like, hey, baby,

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Speaker 1: Song of the Week is coming up in just a

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