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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is what

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Speaker 1: about the rumors about her? Okay, we'll find out what

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Speaker 1: that's all about. Get into it in just a few

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Speaker 1: because right now it is time for the nephew and

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: Nephew, what you got?

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Speaker 3: We're gonna call the doctor today, Shairley. We need okay,

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Speaker 3: we're in need today. So this is Dr Petrie. I

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Speaker 3: need some help, Doctor Petree. I need some help a

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Speaker 3: cat dog.

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Speaker 4: If you would hello, I'm trying to reach doctor Petrie. Please.

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Speaker 5: This is doctor Petrie.

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Speaker 4: Doctor Petrie. My name is Jared, Jared, and I was

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Speaker 4: hoping you can help me out with a problem that

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Speaker 4: I have.

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Speaker 5: Okay, hello Jared, I would love to help you out

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Speaker 5: with a problem. Unfortunately, then, Doctor Petri, right, I am,

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Speaker 5: but this is my personal number. How did you get

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Speaker 5: this number?

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Speaker 4: If somebody gave me this number so I could call

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Speaker 4: you and and try to get some counseling from you,

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Speaker 4: because I gotta I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm I'm

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Speaker 4: really in a bad situation right now.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I can I can recognize that that you're in

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Speaker 5: a bad situation. But how did you get my number?

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Speaker 5: This is my personal line? Who gave you my number?

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Speaker 4: Are you? You? You the doctor that you're the counselor

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Speaker 4: to help people with with with with with situations and

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Speaker 4: problems and stuff.

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Speaker 5: Right, yes, I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared?

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Speaker 4: Uh, I got a problem that it seems like I'm

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Speaker 4: just you know, I've been married to my wife for

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Speaker 4: six years.

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Speaker 5: Okay, wait, wait wait Jared, Now this what you're what

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Speaker 5: you're about to get into. You're about to you want

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Speaker 5: to go into a counseling session, and so in order

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Speaker 5: to do that, I do that through making an appointment.

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Speaker 4: I understand all of that, but you you you don't

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Speaker 4: understand I'm trying to. What I'm trying to tell you

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Speaker 4: is that I got a situation and I know it's

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Speaker 4: gonna happen again the night because it's been having it

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Speaker 4: all the time. I'm just I just need to if

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Speaker 4: you could just give me a little bit of help

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Speaker 4: and then I'll come in next week. But I mean,

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Speaker 4: I just need you to tell me how to handle

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Speaker 4: my problem and then I'll come in next week. I

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Speaker 4: just I just I need this.

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Speaker 5: Bad right now, Jarrett, Jared, Jared, I need you to focus. Okay.

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Speaker 5: I don't do this over the phone, However, it.

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Speaker 4: Sounds to me like I need you. Can you can

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Speaker 4: you beat up for me, just for I'm for calling

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Speaker 4: you and disrupting your weekend, but can you help me

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Speaker 4: out business? Hey? He call him back.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on. Hello, I call him back.

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Speaker 4: Hello, I'm here, Jared, doctor Patrick.

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Speaker 5: I'm here. Tell me. Tell me what's going on?

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Speaker 2: Jared.

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Speaker 5: I'm here to listen to you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, listen. I've been I've been mad to my wife

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Speaker 4: for like six years now, and I don't know what

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Speaker 4: it is. But whatever, whatever we intimate, you know, I

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Speaker 4: get scared and I'm going to the closet and I

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Speaker 4: got a TV in there and I watched old TV

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Speaker 4: shows because I'm scared. I'm scared of the intimacy between

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Speaker 5: Okay, Jared, this this sounds like a particular case, and

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Speaker 5: it's different from anything that I've experienced thus far. And

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Speaker 5: I want to make sure that I address.

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Speaker 4: You up in the big league again, not turn it back.

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Speaker 4: What lonely we Niel. You wouldn't need, baby, I ain't

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Speaker 4: nothing along with that cause we're moving on up.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Jared, focus, you called me and you needed.

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Speaker 4: I'll be going. I'll be going through it to be

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Speaker 5: Okay, Jared. What I need to do is I need

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Speaker 5: to make sure that three.

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Speaker 4: PLoP four pop rock, five six something PLoP and pop rock,

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Speaker 4: eleven o clock rock. We're going to rock. Rock the

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Speaker 4: cock tonight when the cock right through wind the band

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Speaker 4: going down the crutch tonight.

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Speaker 5: Breeze the breeze. Oh, how did you get my number?

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Speaker 5: How did you get my personal number?

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Speaker 4: They gave me your number and said you you would

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Speaker 4: be the one that would that would that would that

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Speaker 4: would that would take care of me? About what.

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Speaker 5: I'm here? Okay, let's take a disround.

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Speaker 4: You knew where you were then girls were girls and

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Speaker 4: men were men, wishing we could use a man like

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Speaker 4: everybody heugh, but right.

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Speaker 5: Again, this is up together.

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Speaker 4: I want to help you.

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Speaker 5: I want to help you and I want to help

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Speaker 5: your situation. I want to help you with your wife.

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Speaker 5: But you you called me, and I if you're looking

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Speaker 5: for a lifeline for an anchor, I'm trying to be that.

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Speaker 4: I need you to help me. I knew did help

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Speaker 4: me when my wife, and see, I know my wife

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Speaker 4: is gonna leave me if I don't quit doing this.

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Speaker 4: Here's this story of a lovely lady, lovely girls cheerings.

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Speaker 5: My technique is a little bit different and maybe a

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Speaker 5: little unorthodox.

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Speaker 4: If not a girl to feel this cru the minnal

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Speaker 4: would be lost, the middle would be lost, the minner.

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Speaker 5: Okay, look here, look here, I need.

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Speaker 4: You the hell.

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Speaker 5: I need to get you into my office. I need

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Speaker 5: to schedule an appointment with you. You need to erase

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Speaker 5: my personal number from yourself.

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Speaker 4: Knows your name?

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Speaker 5: Jared? Focus, Focus, Focus, Jared Focus. There's a lot more

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Speaker 5: going on here. For one, you're making it out of.

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Speaker 4: Fun with me and all the games, learning from each

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Speaker 4: other while we do our thing and have a good time.

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Speaker 5: Jared, my patience is said up. I have no more

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Speaker 5: patience with you now. I need you to face focus

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Speaker 5: and get it together.

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Speaker 4: Why didn't you call me?

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Speaker 5: Why did you? How did you get my number?

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Speaker 4: You holler at me? Why you're supposed to be a doctor.

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Speaker 4: You're supposed to be a doctor.

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Speaker 5: I am a doctor. Don't question my credentials. Young man.

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Speaker 4: You called me.

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Speaker 5: I want to help you, but this has gone on

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Speaker 5: too far.

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Speaker 4: This is Tommy? Gave me your number? Me too, Steve?

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Speaker 4: You know Steve, don't you?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 5: Look I want to help you, but you are not

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Speaker 5: allowing me to do so. So who is Tommy? Who

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Speaker 5: is Stephen? And how did you get my number?

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Speaker 4: On the radio? No, the.

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Speaker 5: Even on the radio as in on the radio, as

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Speaker 5: in Tommy, Matthew, Tommy, DoD.

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Speaker 4: You half pike.

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Speaker 5: No you didn't go.

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Speaker 4: Oh, my god, do you have a colleague named Charles?

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Speaker 5: You know what I'm gonna ki Ooh, look that I

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Speaker 5: can't believe Charlie did this to me? My god, do

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Speaker 5: you know what's time?

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Speaker 4: I use? You got a warn You got me flustered.

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Speaker 4: I was recording you. I love you know that. I

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Speaker 4: gotta ask you something, though, What is the baddest and

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Speaker 4: I mean the baddest radio show in the land that

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Speaker 4: Steve have baby? My goodness, Wow, fished on fry in

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Speaker 4: the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: Beans, don't burn on the grill, Okay. Took a whole

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Speaker 2: lot of trying just to get up that. He mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: Now we're up in the big league. Did not tearing

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Speaker 2: that back as long as we live talking to us, Tommy,

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Speaker 2: we know what you said. We know and we know

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Speaker 2: the melody of it. And you see you're getting on.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, there's a story of a lovely lady.

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Speaker 2: You switch shows up one day, maybe Frederick wind to

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Speaker 2: fight and that will stay out for other stones.

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Speaker 1: Lives.

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Speaker 3: Come on, boarf Pleu's don't still good to this day?

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Speaker 3: You know, I mean all right, Chicago, Wendy City, y'all

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Speaker 3: get ready to nephew is.

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Speaker 2: Coming to town and it starts studying. We got the

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Speaker 2: one and only Gary Owen in the building.

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Speaker 3: We got Tony Robinson the building, Bill BELLI me, that's

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Speaker 3: my man in the building. Melanie comatcho, okay, okay. We

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Speaker 3: got Benji in the building. We got Kevin tATu in

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Speaker 3: the building. Y'all don't want to miss nothing that's hosted

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Speaker 3: by yours truly nephew Tommy. And that is two nights.

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Speaker 3: That's sweetest day, Comi Jeff, So bring your sweetie. It's

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Speaker 3: Friday night or Saturday night at the Avery Crown this Friday,

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Speaker 3: this Saturday, come on out, have a good If you

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Speaker 3: don't have a sweetie, come get you a sweetie at

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Speaker 3: the Airy Crown. They're gonna have some sweetest they gonna

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Speaker 3: have some sweetest looking for some sweetest Okay, all right,

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Speaker 3: come get your sweet on at the Airy Crown Friday

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Speaker 3: on Saturday, Chicago, Illinois. I would be dressed when pressed

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Speaker 3: and ready, with a whole lot of Long Johns on okay,

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Speaker 3: and two peacoats.

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Speaker 2: All right, thank you you.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry letter, the subject what about the

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Speaker 1: rumors about her?

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll get into that right after this, Jada, Now

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