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Speaker 2: Felicia, the diaper wearing ferret who was sent into a

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Speaker 3: Each word reveals a new a new puzzle.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's gonna be a good one. I could feel

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Speaker 1: the silly vibes flowing. Yep, like a ferret in a

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Speaker 1: particle something something ariser. So let's get into some six science.

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Speaker 1: On a brand new episode of The Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 4: Stud would you mind pieces?

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Speaker 3: Would you guys?

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Speaker 2: Guys non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. Sitting across for

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Speaker 2: me somewhere in the world, I don't know where he is,

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Speaker 2: Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 1: We're zooming, and over there is my main Zoom bro

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Speaker 1: Kurt Brown Older, my favorite comic.

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Speaker 2: We were just talking about I hope in this Zoom

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Speaker 2: but saying, why don't people say we're zooming?

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Speaker 3: Like we're zooming?

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Speaker 2: Like it's only like eighty five year old ladies who

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Speaker 2: say we're zooming? Yeah, Like, didn't Zoom wasn't Wasn't that

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Speaker 2: what Zoom imagined when they made Zoom?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they did. They thought it would be way cooler.

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Speaker 1: I mean the fact that all of us, at least

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Speaker 1: sure most of the country has in the world, has

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Speaker 1: of back to the office mentality, but not in old Hollyweird.

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Speaker 1: We still zooming it up.

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Speaker 3: We're in zooms Uh.

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Speaker 2: That's also what's the fascinating due that zoom was like

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Speaker 3: Before the pandemic.

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Speaker 2: No, there'd been like people would say skyping or facetiming

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Speaker 3: I'm like, go eat your fuck yourself.

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Speaker 1: Your blue jeans, eat your blue jeans. I'm not getting

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Speaker 1: on that. Would I have to download another thing effortlessly.

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Speaker 2: A Google meet, No, thank you, I would rather I

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Speaker 2: would rather meet you in person.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd rather just meet. We can beat a pizza hut.

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Speaker 1: It's a really fun place and the pizza's okay.

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Speaker 2: We did record an early episode of bananas out of

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Speaker 2: Shaky's Pizza that we did a very weird episode is

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Speaker 2: our first episode was that a Shaky's Pizza that we

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Speaker 1: Release the Yeah, we should maybe just as pure like

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Speaker 1: they should be called like Apology one and Apology two,

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Speaker 1: where it's like you don't If you're a fan of

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Speaker 1: the podcast, you have the option. Yeah, if you do

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Speaker 1: your long haul trucker, you can listen to Kurt nine

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Speaker 1: Gelson's and Kurt and I and Shakey's Pizza. Gelson's is

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Speaker 1: a supermarket where we've recorded two pilot episodes just to

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Speaker 3: I bet you I do somewhere.

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Speaker 1: We'll find them somewhere. But they I mean, I remember

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Speaker 1: laughing a lot, but we were like hushed voices.

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Speaker 3: You know that you're giving me a thumbs up.

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Speaker 1: You need to do that. No, it's my thumb on

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Speaker 1: the microphone now now because we're zooming new Zoom just

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Speaker 1: This is quality content. That's what we provide on the

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Speaker 1: Bananas Podcast. It's a strange juice podcast and we just

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Speaker 1: have a wonderful war. Here's what time together. Here's what

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Speaker 2: We got many tour dates, but most importantly first and

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Speaker 2: foremost our charity one K Downhill Race, Unrace, Unrace. Splitty

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Speaker 2: in the City is happening July twenty ninth and Los

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Speaker 2: the Emsian Theater. We're gonna be starting at Spoke Cafe

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Speaker 2: September twenty third, four to thirty PM show, we're just

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Speaker 2: Felicia, the diaper wearing ferret was sent into a part

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Speaker 2: That was waiting by bandidos, you guys, Yes, yeah, right, yes,

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Speaker 5: Why even asked this man? I was walking and that

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Speaker 1: that have heat or BUCkies. I mean BUCkies is one

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Speaker 1: hundred gas pumps in all. Yeah, you get really good.

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Speaker 1: And so you go to these places that have clean

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Speaker 1: bathrooms and some of their billboards are like cleanest bathrooms

444
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,359
Speaker 1: on it ted and you're like, guess what I'm gonna

445
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna test this theory.

446
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Speaker 3: See how long it takes you to clean it up?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wan to see if Bucky himself comes in

448
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 1: here swift or wet, so that sucking hard geez, not

449
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Speaker 1: a good Bucky.

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Speaker 3: Clean it, clean it, Bucky.

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Speaker 1: You can't be mad. I'm allowed to do. It's a

452
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Speaker 1: free country. Last time I checked.

453
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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, it's a free country. But I just wish

454
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Speaker 3: you wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Bucky. So I stopped at not one of those places.

456
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Speaker 1: I stopped the scrappy little place, and I go into

457
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Speaker 1: the men's room and as soon as I go to

458
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Speaker 1: p there's only one jurnal and in the urdle is

459
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Speaker 1: a Shrek head ahead of Shrek, like.

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Speaker 3: Someone who was like a fan of Shrek was in there.

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00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: No, just a tall doll head of Shrek in the urinal.

462
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 2: Oh wow, So thrown into the urinal or just like

463
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Speaker 2: resting on top throwing it.

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00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,639
Speaker 1: Probably a child thought it'd be funny, or maybe the

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Speaker 1: older brother of a child thought it'd be funny.

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Speaker 2: All those children walking around with Shrek action figures head

467
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Speaker 2: years late.

468
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 1: Eighteen years after the fact. So I I epe, and

469
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Speaker 1: I think this is so funny. This gives you something

470
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Speaker 1: to aim at. This gives you. And I was like, Kurt,

471
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 1: and I should start putting little bananas in urinals all

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Speaker 1: around the country for men to And then I was like,

473
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Speaker 1: you know what, that's trash. So maybe I should just

474
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 1: banana runt that they can just pee until they disappear.

475
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: And so I'm going down this whole thing and then

476
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Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, stop, and then I go wash

477
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 1: my hands, but I'm still thinking about how funny it

478
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Speaker 1: is to like have a target, Yeah, that you place

479
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Speaker 1: in a urinal and this big guy comes in, I

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00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 1: mean this big white dude. He's probably like mid fifties,

481
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 1: like six ' four, but just got that gut, like

482
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: that guy that's like, oh, you're drinking fourteen beers a

483
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 1: day and you've never worn some tanlosh in your entire life.

484
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,679
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, all right, time to leave. And

485
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Speaker 1: as I'm like dragging my hands, he walks over that

486
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Speaker 1: same year and he just goes, ah, Shrek like he

487
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:28,479
Speaker 1: was so bummed that Shrek's face, like like his buddy

488
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Speaker 1: just fell into an alligator pond.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Shrek, man, I guess.

490
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Speaker 1: I gotta do it. Yeah. So I just like left

491
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Speaker 1: to this guy having a completely different thing, Like I'm like,

492
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Speaker 1: is he gonna fish Shrek out of this swamp? Ah?

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Speaker 3: I love that that. That guy just loves Shrek so much.

494
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Speaker 1: And said it out loud like wanted me to know

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Speaker 1: that he wasn't okay with pig on Shrek's head in

496
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Speaker 1: Las Cruss, New Mexico.

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Speaker 3: Or he was like doing a real show of it,

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Speaker 3: do you know what I mean?

499
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Speaker 2: For you until you left, and then he's like take it, Shrek,

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Speaker 2: take it, donkey, all right, you ready for this one.

501
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Speaker 1: Tease us into a hot, hot, hot commercial break.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the truth and the viral video of stranger breaking

503
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Speaker 2: through a bathroom wall.

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Speaker 1: Oh, look at that connective tissue. From one to the next,

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Speaker 1: we'll be back. Bananas choose.

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Speaker 6: From all the way around the.

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Speaker 3: Hey, folks, we are backsotty got any shoutouts?

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Speaker 1: I got so many shoutouts. We have now crossed in

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00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 1: to uh insane Oland. And again, no birthdays, no anniversaries,

510
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 1: and if just something interesting, I mean, you could shout

511
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 1: yourself out if you're having a horrible day or something,

512
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 1: but like, just give me one fact about your life

513
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 1: so that we can riff on it on the old pod. Yes,

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00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: here's one that's very lovely. But this is a good

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Speaker 1: example of give us a little more. My name is Drew,

516
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Speaker 1: and I came back to an abandoned Instagram account just

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Speaker 1: to shout out my wonderful wife, Courtney. Not only is

518
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: she the person who got me into listening to Bananas,

519
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: she's a wonderful wife and mother. So Courtney, shout out.

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00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: You sound great. But Drew, just give us a little fact,

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Speaker 1: give us something fun about Courtney does does she collect leaves?

522
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 1: Because if she does.

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Speaker 2: I got a great example here. It is, Hey, banana boys,

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Speaker 2: my name is Diogo. I'm a bananimal from Azores, Portugal,

525
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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna.

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Speaker 3: Be It's called Azores.

527
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they're the Azores.

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Speaker 3: And I just found out I'm going to be a father.

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Speaker 2: So I would like to shout out my beautiful wife

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Speaker 2: and best friend, Raquel, for making me the happiest man.

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Speaker 1: I saw that with Sitch too. We got you a

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00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: happy shadow. He says he's gets super stressed out at

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00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: work and he listens to bananas to chill out in

534
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 1: the Azores or the Azores or whatever we're calling him now,

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00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It's the as Andrew Tucker wants to

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Speaker 1: shout out his girlfriend Emma. She's killing it as a

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Speaker 1: radiographer at the biggest hospital in Queensland, Australia.

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Speaker 3: Nice.

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Speaker 1: See that's interesting because I don't know what a radiographer is.

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Speaker 3: I guess X rays, Yeah, I think so. And the

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Speaker 3: hospital just twiddles knives on radios. That's it's either one

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Speaker 3: or the other, there's nothing in between.

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Speaker 1: She fixes radiosm radios. Anyways, Emma, keep killing it. Proud

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Speaker 1: of you. I got two for you too, Kurt. Two

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00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: people shouting you out. But first, Caroline picket Shot it's

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Speaker 1: a great name. Wants to shout herself out for passing

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00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 1: the EDTPA, which is the teacher's test in Oregon that

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00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,959
Speaker 1: allows you to get licensed as a real teacher, and

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00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: she passed. It's so happy. Caroline's Miss Pickett is a

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00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 1: great name for an elementary school teacher. I don't think

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00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: I ever talked about. I knew a woman named Tammy

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00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:25,439
Speaker 1: in Purvis, Mississippi, near Hattiesburg, Mississippi, who was a first

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00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 1: grade kindergarten teacher. And every year she would try to

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Speaker 1: pass the third grade or fourth grade teaching class where

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00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: you get more money, and every year she would fail.

556
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: And so she just got stuff teaching first grade because

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Speaker 1: she couldn't fail that test or passed that test. And

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00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: I think that's very interesting and also good for those

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00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: first graders. You have a teacher that's right where she belongs.

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Speaker 1: These two are for you, Kurdie b Yes, Kristin not y'all,

561
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: but are Kristin of an animal? Wants to shout out

562
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: Kurt for being so good at math. Kurt does math

563
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: so fast on the podcast. It helps listeners interpret crazy stories.

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00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: Kristen is impressed by you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you, Kristin. I really appreciate that.

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00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: And to our mathead been animals who know that every

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00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 1: Math and Kurt I've ever done is completely wrong, correctly wrong.

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00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: It's trap.

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Speaker 2: It's right only in the most general sense of not

570
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 2: not terribly wrong, but it's pretty wrong.

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Speaker 1: It's a kind thought. But yes, for the math had

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Speaker 1: been animals that are like, actually, you guys have never

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Speaker 1: even been right even once, you know, just put on

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Speaker 1: a diaper and go crawl inside something. And then this

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Speaker 1: is another curdib shout out Libby Waterberry or Waterbury wants

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00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: to shout out Kurt for our previous episode of Bananas

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00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: with Jenny's Agreno great guest. We love that Jenny z

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00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 1: specifically how Kurt admitted how broken your brain was right

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Speaker 1: after Alive is born and the levels of terror and

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00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: adrenaline and sleep deprivation you and Lauren we're going through.

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Speaker 1: Libby says quote as a woman who felt like an

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Speaker 1: absolute lunatic after my first child was born, I cannot

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00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: stress how weirdly and wonderfully affirming it is to hear

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Speaker 1: a co parent, especially a man tell stories like the

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Speaker 1: one you told about going back to the maternity ward

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Speaker 1: to get a swaddle. Honestly, you could make a whole

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Speaker 1: comedy special about that bit. So Libby's shouting Kurdie b

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Speaker 1: out and so am.

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Speaker 3: I thank you. That's very nice, that's very nice, that's

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Speaker 3: very kind. Thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: And I want to give it one little shout out

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Speaker 1: because we had an animal who knows that I love

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Speaker 1: great names, and she's she said, Hey, Scottie, I just

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00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: got married to a guy, a man whose last name

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Speaker 1: is Damn Dammy, which makes her name Powell Brammer Damn.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Brammerdam, Pal Bramberdam. And I read that

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Speaker 1: on the DMS on the Banana podcasts and al Brammerdam.

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Speaker 1: That's one of the greatest names I've ever heard in

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Speaker 1: my entire life. That's absolutely perfect to mister and missus dam,

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Speaker 1: especially in al Brammerdam. Al Brammerdam's going in a script. Uh.

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Speaker 2: This this story was sent in by Breck on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. This is from a NBC six South Florida.

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Speaker 1: I've been there, I am there, you are there. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 2: And this is the truth behind viral video of stranger

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Speaker 2: bake breaking through wall of Brickel bathroom Brickl's. This was

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Speaker 2: written by Ryan Nelson, who's often known as the Bewildering

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Speaker 2: Bathroom break in Wednesday morning left residents of a Brickel

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Speaker 2: apartment building in shock. Anthony Valdez, a renter in the building,

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Speaker 2: was startled when he heard strange noises coming from the bathroom. Quote,

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Speaker 2: we heard some noises coming through the bathroom, Valdez said.

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Speaker 2: The incident was captured on video and has since gone

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Speaker 2: viral on only in DAED. Initially, Valdez thought the noise

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Speaker 2: was the work of a rat or a prankster. Class Well,

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Speaker 2: my roommate thought I was making.

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Speaker 3: A prank on him. Classic making a prank.

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Speaker 1: He's making friend. I cannot wait to be back in

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Speaker 1: La to make some pranks on you.

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Speaker 2: But oh well, you got a lot in store for

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Speaker 2: you because I've been making pranks the whole time.

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Speaker 1: You've been gone pranks against me.

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Speaker 2: So we started laughing, and then he started recording because

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Speaker 2: he thought it was a prank. However, the situation took

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Speaker 2: a stranger turn when Valdez spotted a person's fingers desperately

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00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 2: digging through the wall claiming they had been kidnapped and

626
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 2: needed help. The video, Scottie is insane. It's literally just

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Speaker 2: imagined your normal bathroom got through the drywall, like three

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Speaker 2: fingers are like scratching through and poking out of the wall.

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Speaker 3: It is it's looney Tunes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds so scary, so they called the police.

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Speaker 3: It's so scary. It's the bathroom. Your butt is exposed.

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Speaker 1: Do yeah, you don't want three fingers just coming at you.

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Speaker 2: No, you are, but you are pantsless and I needing

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Speaker 2: place to stay.

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Speaker 1: I'm not making a prank right now. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: dig through great butthole too.

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Speaker 2: Frightened obviously, Valdez and his roommate decided not to engage

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Speaker 2: with the person, it said, waited for the police to arrive.

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Speaker 2: Miami police arrived at the Southwest tenth Street and Third

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Speaker 2: Avenue apartment building, initially treating the situation as a potential

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Speaker 2: case of kidnapping. However, upon further investigation, officers discovered that

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Speaker 2: the individual was under the influence of drugs. Oh Man

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Speaker 2: so blah blah blah blah blah, so yeah. Vegua explained

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Speaker 2: that the individual admitted to concocting a false story about

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Speaker 2: kidnapping after using a mix of drugs that caused hallucinations. Also,

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Speaker 2: when you're stuck in a wall, first off, so many questions. Yes, Second,

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Speaker 2: why is it that you would say you're kidnapped?

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Speaker 3: Did the wall kidnap you? Is that? Because that's my question?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like you do know

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Speaker 1: what a child is? First question? Do you know what

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Speaker 1: a kid is?

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Speaker 2: I've been kidnapped. I've been man, I've been man napped

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Speaker 2: by this wall.

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Speaker 1: How do you get inside of a wall? Like, We've

655
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: done a few stories about these in the past, and

656
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: there was always sort of an explanation. This feels like

657
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: usually it's somebody up in the ceiling and then they

658
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: kind of try to get down or whatever. But still

659
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,919
Speaker 1: that's even weird. But this dude, how did you get

660
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: inside of a wall?

661
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 3: Yeah?

662
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 2: And officers interviewed other residents of the ability discovered that

663
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 2: the individual was a guest at an illegal vacation rental.

664
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 2: So I do not know if that means that it

665
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 2: was just an apartment that wasn't supposed to be rented

666
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 2: out for a like Airbnb or something, or if it

667
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:07,720
Speaker 2: was like legitimately like an empty space in between walls.

668
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,280
Speaker 2: Sure that someone was like renting out on Airbnb, both

669
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 2: of which would not surprise me.

670
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so interesting. And also does it make you

671
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: realize I'm assuming they recorded this on their smartphone or

672
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,919
Speaker 1: they're on phone or whatever, but just how many times

673
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: shit like this is exactly since the history of man kind,

674
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,919
Speaker 1: but it was never documented. And now we all hold

675
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 1: these high definition cameras where now we get to see

676
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 1: all of these things that this. If this had happened

677
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: a mere twenty five years ago, people had been like,

678
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: what happened that hole right there? I don't believe you,

679
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: And they're like, no, a guy was saying he got kidnapped,

680
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: he's in between the walls. It's almost now it's taken

681
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: some of the magic out of it, you know, it's

682
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: taking some of the poetry out of life where you

683
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 1: just had to believe people. Yeah, and now you're like, well,

684
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: let me see, let's see, let me see it.

685
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 3: Picks picks, it didn't happen.

686
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: Man, that is such a vulnerable place. When I was

687
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: an ra my sophomore year at umss Amhurst, I was

688
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: in my dorm, I was on duty. So if you

689
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: were on call for certain nights, you either had to

690
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: sit in like the lobby area or like the office,

691
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: so if somebody locked themselves out, you would unlock them

692
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 1: and then every couple hours you and another ra would

693
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: do rounds. I just try to stop people from drinking

694
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: or doing what or stealing lounge furniture. I never wrote

695
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: a single person up. It was very fun. But then

696
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: there was this other position where you didn't have to

697
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: go and physically let people in, but you had to

698
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 1: turn your rooms landline on so that if somebody locked

699
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: themselves out after two am, they could call you and

700
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: then you'd have to go meet them, and then you'd

701
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 1: have to go get the key and let them in.

702
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: And it sucked, and it did happen to me a

703
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: few times because UMass is a party school. Yeah, and

704
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: people lose their key cards, like like they leave them

705
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: at bars, like everybody leaves credit cards at a bar.

706
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: You're drunk, you're drinking drill shots, You're gonna lose it.

707
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: So I was up one night and I just let

708
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: somebody in. And I had this feeling in New York

709
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:07,280
Speaker 1: City too. I've always wanted to look out my window

710
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: in a tower, like at a hotel across the way,

711
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: or a condoor apartment across the way and see another

712
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: couple having sex. I always thought, hey, like, did you

713
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: ever see that in New York?

714
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 3: Sex? No?

715
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 2: No, there would be a naked person every once in

716
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 2: a while, but it would be brief never sex.

717
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 1: No, yeah, there was always there was like an episode

718
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: of Friends about it. Like I always was like this,

719
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: you're looking at so many windows. Certainly you're going to

720
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: see some people that are like exhibitionists and they like

721
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: to put on a show. So I get back and

722
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: now I'm wired because I had to wake up my phone. Rang,

723
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: I let this person in, I lock up. I go

724
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: back to my room and there's a party in a

725
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 1: dorm room across the way. John Adams the other dorm

726
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 1: and this couple is going through the motions of here

727
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 1: we go at the same time. To my lower right,

728
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: I see a man punching his way through the screen

729
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: window of our first floor dorm room in my building. Now,

730
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: so I'm looking at I'm like, here it is, this

731
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 1: is the dream realized. And here he is a guy

732
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 1: that seems drunk, doesn't seem too violent, but he's definitely

733
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: punching through. And so I'm going back and forth. So

734
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: I call campus police. I'm like, hey, I'm in Patterson

735
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 1: on the first floor where the parking area is. There's

736
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: a guy kicking and punching his way through the window,

737
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: and so they send cops over. And then I kind

738
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: of look back up and the couple sees me looking

739
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: at him and wave and pull down the blinds, like

740
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: they shut me out of the experience. Now this was

741
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 1: before the cop k but they just saw me on

742
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: the phone, like talking, animated looking, and then I like

743
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: look back and they're like bye, Sorr. And I was like, God,

744
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: damn this guy. I hate criminals. That's why I'm such

745
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:52,919
Speaker 1: a justice nut. Now I'm such a justice nut now.

746
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 2: R oh, this is a classic rear window scenario. That's

747
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 2: what the original script of with Jimmy Stewart in Real Windbocks.

748
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 3: He's about to see somebody.

749
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 2: Bone and then he was like, oh, no a crime

750
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 2: instead that I need to avert my my binoculars.

751
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: Oh. And then so the cop did call me back

752
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 1: and he was like my number was six one four three,

753
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: and he called me and said like, hey, yeah, that

754
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: guy's girlfriend stays there. That's her dorm room. She got

755
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: passed out drunk and locked him out. So we gave

756
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: him a fine, but like he like a fifteen dollars

757
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: fine or whatever, but it wasn't a crime. But you

758
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: did the right thing. And I was like, great, Now

759
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: I'm just up like two calls and I'm talking to

760
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: the cops at four am at umss like, I'm just

761
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: gonna go get some baked scrot and an egg sandwich

762
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 1: after this.

763
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 3: Oh scrot at four am? Oh you Amherst.

764
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 1: Dining Hall used to be so bad and now apparently

765
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: it's like number one in the nation.

766
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 3: What bake scrot? They literally had baked scrot?

767
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 1: Scrot then scrot? I can't wait. This is from Olivia

768
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:09,399
Speaker 1: cost check or maybe Cossick. I'm gonna go Cossick. Cool name,

769
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 1: very cool. This is in the local news section of

770
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: Cbsnewyork dot com and this one. You're gonna have a

771
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 1: strong take on this, Kurt, I already know I'm ready.

772
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 1: After a lengthy debate the New York State Senate, Okay's

773
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: yogurt as the official state snack?

774
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 2: What what?

775
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 3: What is this?

776
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 2: This seems like some dairy propaganda, Like what who is

777
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 2: in New York City?

778
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 1: How long did you live? In New York City.

779
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 3: I lived in New York City for fourteen years.

780
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: I can understand the times did you eat yogurt in

781
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: New York City?

782
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 3: Absolutely zero times.

783
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 2: I don't think I had yogurt until I moved to California.

784
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 2: I can understand if you make a California state snack yogurt.

785
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 1: Definitely way more sense, way more sense.

786
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 2: New York City, the place where they don't have air

787
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 2: conditioning in the subway system, A nice, a nice yogurt

788
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 2: pack Yo play, got down next to a bag of

789
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 2: trash on the streets, stinking and have a hot, a

790
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,760
Speaker 2: hot cup of yogurt.

791
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 1: Get that get that bacteria, the good kind work and

792
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: for you. Get it in there curtain high where new

793
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 1: buddies are emerging friends. One weird summer, we went through

794
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: an era where we would I would go watch Kurt performer,

795
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 1: Kurt and Christen perform, and then we would walk down

796
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,760
Speaker 1: to the F train and usually on twenty third Street,

797
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: and there was a bodego in the corner there. And

798
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: for some reason that summer, our thing after hitting the

799
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: bars was to drink a Clamato beer. Yeah, it was

800
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: a Budweiser product that had klamato and it would just

801
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: it'll clam juice. Yep. And for one summer we would

802
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: drink those in brown bags on the ride back to Brooklyn.

803
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 1: And I don't think I've had one since. But that is.

804
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 5: More.

805
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 2: I went through a lot of weird like drink choices

806
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 2: on my way home. Taquisa was a big one. Do

807
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 2: you remember Tekisa I would drink now, I would drink

808
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 2: Tequisa right now. For those who don't remember, it was

809
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 2: a bitter, a regular beer, just with a little bit

810
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 2: of fake lime juice in it and tequila flavor. It

811
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 2: tastes like tequila, maybe a little bit of tequilia, but

812
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 2: not to Yeah, it would be like salt the rim

813
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 2: put a lime in like a corona. But this is

814
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 2: a Tequisa.

815
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: If Tequisa comes back, we have to get them as

816
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 1: a sponsor and just go ballistic for it.

817
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 3: I would love it. I'm in.

818
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,399
Speaker 1: I'm in, But I was thinking too, Like I lived

819
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,760
Speaker 1: in New York for nine years, nine and a half years.

820
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: I think I ate yogurt is what they're talking about,

821
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: like three times, like and there was a pink and

822
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: there was a red something. I don't remember what it was,

823
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: but red. Someone was like pinkberry ripoff and there'd be

824
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: like a line down the street. And I finally tried it,

825
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, this is definitely okay.

826
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 3: So we're talking frozen yogurt. We're talking a little little.

827
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 1: I think they're going all yogurt. Anyways, I'll get into

828
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 1: it because it's kind of funny. The writer of this article,

829
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: who is CBS Local News staff, Yeah, they did want

830
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: any part of this. Understandably, Here we go, New York.

831
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 1: The New York State Senate found itself locked in a

832
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: feisty debate Tuesday evening over yogurt.

833
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 3: This is what New York State Senate's doing.

834
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're great. Uh. The WCBS eighty eight hundreds, Alex Silverman,

835
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 1: oh as WCBS eighty eight hundreds, Alex Silverman, Best in

836
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 1: the Business reported. Lawmakers spent an hour debating whether to

837
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: approve legislation designating yogurt as the official state stack of

838
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: New York, which was approved with a fifty two to

839
00:43:58,239 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: eight vote.

840
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 3: Fifty two to eight.

841
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 2: What is What are the benefits bestowed upon yogurt by

842
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 2: being the official state snack?

843
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 3: Is there some? Is it served more in public school

844
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 3: or something.

845
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: Like, right, is it part of the parade? Do they

846
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: have a yogurt maiden and a yogurt man that just

847
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: squirt yogurt at people?

848
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 3: It comes hasty, the yogurt culture. Oh boy, oh.

849
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: Mon, it's yeasty.

850
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 3: Go out here looks upseting. He looks very upseting.

851
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 7: How do you climb up on Yeasty's shoulders for a photo?

852
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 7: He smells like rotten milk in the sun. That's maybe

853
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 7: the name.

854
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeasty yeastye.

855
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 2: The culture culture mask high, I'm easty, my fruits in

856
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 2: the bottom.

857
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: Yes, we know yeasty. Oh man. Anyways, fifty two to eight,

858
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: and God bless his eight people for having any understanding

859
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: of New York as a state and how the rest

860
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: of the country sees them.

861
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 2: The like the snack of New York City is flaming

862
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 2: hot cheetos. Everybody knows that.

863
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: Yes, everybody knows that. You don't have to be Alfred

864
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: Einstein to understand that one alpha. You don't have to.

865
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: But like ban animals around the world, we have been

866
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: animals in Iran and Pakistan, we have been animals and

867
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: everywhere Polynesia. None of them think of New York and

868
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: New York City and go yoyo. Nobody. You think pizza,

869
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 1: you think bagel, you think hot dog, you think pretzel,

870
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: hot pretzel. I don't even know pizza. You think pizza.

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Speaker 1: Possibly cheesecake. Maybe I don't even know all right. Senator

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Speaker 1: Gustavo Rivera from the Bronx first wanted to make sure

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Speaker 1: that bill's author, Senator Michael Resenhoffer from Williamsville Republican, had

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Speaker 1: thought the proposal through. Yeah, did the sponsor consider raisins

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Speaker 1: as a potential official snack? Riviera said on the Senate floor.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps pretzels. What if the pretzel was dipped in yogurt?

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Speaker 1: What about cheesecake?

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Speaker 3: Is now we're including cheesecake is a snack?

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Speaker 1: I know who's snacking on cheesecake.

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Speaker 3: I feel like we all know what a snack is.

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Speaker 3: No one would say cheesecake.

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Speaker 2: Like, I don't think we know the definition of a snack,

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Speaker 2: but we know when something's not a snack.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes when I'm hosting a Super Bowl party right before kickoff,

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Speaker 1: I just walk around with an individual cheesecake for each

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Speaker 1: of my guest. You know, traditional American food.

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Speaker 2: I got checks mix, I got Dorito's, got a bull

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Speaker 2: of cheesecake.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll do that next year. Yeah. Senator Liz Krueger,

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Speaker 1: who's a Democrat from Manhattan, said she considered those who

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Speaker 1: might be offended by naming yogurt as a state snack,

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Speaker 1: namely the lactose intolerant. They're a huge, voting, huge voting group. Yep,

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Speaker 1: that's what we're worried about.

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Speaker 3: Not about the truth, not just yes, exactly, not to

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Speaker 3: it's pizza.

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Speaker 1: When people think New York, they think pizza, maybe bagels.

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Speaker 1: A brief discussion about soy yogurt that ensued. Who are

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Speaker 1: these people? How do they represent us? Kruger said that

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Speaker 1: the last might offend the taste buds of fourth graders.

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Speaker 1: So now we've just gone completely off the rails. That's

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Speaker 1: so fun?

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Speaker 3: Are they having fun?

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Speaker 1: Right? I certainly hope so? Or not, there's probably very legislation.

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Speaker 1: How about we get people who have a marijuana charge

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Speaker 1: out of prison. Let's start there before we debate whether

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Speaker 1: he's say yogurt should be the states next center. John

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Speaker 1: Bona Sick is a Republican from Middletown, tried to clarify

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Speaker 1: the proposal. No one is compelled to eat particular kinds

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Speaker 1: of yogurt, he explained, doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 3: What that's not true.

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Speaker 2: I mean I eat yogurt now because I'm a middle

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Speaker 2: aged man. Oh yeah, and I specifically choose a specific

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Speaker 2: type of yogurt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty good that fage or fag or whatever,

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Speaker 1: that is what I do.

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Speaker 3: I do fage zero percent fast.

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Speaker 1: It's real good.

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Speaker 3: It's real good. I put it in smoothies. You know

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about I do.

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Speaker 1: Kids. It's amazing. Like you, you know, you had a

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Speaker 1: had a you had basically a single mom at home,

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Speaker 1: and like my mom was a teacher, so sometimes didn't

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Speaker 1: work summer. So I watched a lot of Young and

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Speaker 1: the Restless in General Hospital on these sort of Donna,

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Speaker 1: Hugh and Oprah, Dannin and yo Play. Always every commercial

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Speaker 1: break was or yogan every time. It really was. They

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Speaker 1: couldn't get enough of dan In and yo Play. And

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Speaker 1: they they're like the skype to zoom Now it's Fage

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Speaker 1: coming in hot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: According to the Bill, yogurt are quote, yogurt is a

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Speaker 1: healthy food that tastes great and is a good source

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Speaker 1: of protein, calcium, vitamin B two, vitamin B twelve, potassium,

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Speaker 1: and magnesium, all nutrients that are an important part of

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Speaker 1: a good diet. Yogurt is also an important economic driver

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Speaker 1: across the state.

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Speaker 2: In fact, there it is follow the money, that's follow

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Speaker 2: the money, Scottie.

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Speaker 1: Big Gurt, this is Big Girt mag and swing of

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Speaker 1: their blueberries around. In fact, New York is now the

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Speaker 1: number one processor of yogurt the country.

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Speaker 2: The learning Podcast We Learned TLC.

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Speaker 1: Maya that made me. I was like, you got to

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Speaker 1: be kidding me, yogurt. You and I never we drank

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Speaker 1: twenty five climadoes one summer on the F train at

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Speaker 1: three am. Not once did we stop to think to

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Speaker 1: get a yogurt.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Katie, I want to name this episode TLC presents Yeasty,

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Speaker 2: the yogurt mascot.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that is the official final name.

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Speaker 1: Animals joining us for Splitting in the City or any

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Speaker 1: live show for the rest of Banana's future. If you

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Speaker 1: come dressed as Yeasty, we will take as many photos

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Speaker 1: with you as you want.

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Speaker 2: And the thing is the best part right now is

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Speaker 2: that we don't know what Yeasty looks like. You could

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Speaker 2: make us understand Yeasty.

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Speaker 3: Okay, show us.

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Speaker 1: What Yeasty is about. Oh Jesus, this.

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Speaker 2: Was a fun This was a good podcast. This was

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Speaker 2: an enjoyable podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're the solo epis are the duets, as some of

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Speaker 1: the Banannables says, they're just we're just we haven't talked

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Speaker 1: to each other in a week.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is when we talk.

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Speaker 1: I know, this is when we talk, which is pretty great.

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Speaker 1: Even though I'm going to be back in Los Angeles

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Speaker 1: soon and we should be picketing NonStop for the WGAS,

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Speaker 1: So you need to get back. It's so ready. And

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Speaker 1: then we'll go get a Martine at Smoke House to

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Speaker 1: be real nice.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, these are fun. These are so damn fun.

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Speaker 1: If you have your stories, if you want information about

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Speaker 1: our live shows, go to our instagram. If you don't

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Speaker 1: have an Instagram, create a fake one. I think they're

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Speaker 1: called Finsta's or something. Yeah, you know when I's podcast,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I think it's time for Scottie. What's that.

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Speaker 3: I think it's time we had a website.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Let's get a website. I want to see for all

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Speaker 2: our information. Yeah, for all the information.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to think of something funny. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll have a website. Who maybe somebody make us a website.

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Speaker 3: That's what we sure, I.

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Speaker 1: Bet we have to clear that. We're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: clear that with the benevolent overlords, but we we definitely

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Speaker 1: need a website to send people who hate in social

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Speaker 1: media too, Yeah, which is understandable.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, folks. Thank you to everybody exactly right.

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Speaker 2: Thank you to Katie Levine, our producer. Thank to Lisa Maggott,

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Speaker 2: are real human intern, full human Scotti.

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Speaker 1: Thank you to you, Curtie B. Can't wait to see

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Speaker 1: you doing stand up all around the country. Come join us, Bananamals.

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Speaker 1: We'd love to meet you in person.

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Speaker 3: Atlanta, Raleigh, and of course Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 3: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.