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Speaker 1: Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Not often you get to talk

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Speaker 1: to a hip hop legend from the early two thousands.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewels Show. It's time for dirty Little Secret. Remember,

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Speaker 1: if you've got a secret, you want to get off

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Speaker 1: your chest. Text in four one oh six one and

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Speaker 1: we'll let you tell your secret on the air. I

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Speaker 1: have a bubble in my throat. I know that Ermit

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Speaker 1: the Frog one right on the heir here early on

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Speaker 1: the jew Show. It will let you tell your secret

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Speaker 1: on the air. But we always keep you anonymous, and

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Speaker 1: so I always give everybody an anonymous nickname. And on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now is Little John, Little Joe John

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Speaker 1: is here to tell us a secret. What's up, Little John? Wow? Hey,

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Speaker 1: how are you guys doing? Okay? Yeah, I don't know

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Speaker 1: who Little John is, so just go with it, Little John.

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Speaker 1: You had one of the best albums. Yeah, okay, you

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Speaker 1: had a great run in the early two thousands. Oh great. Um, anyway,

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Speaker 1: what's your secret. Let's just get to your secret. What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. I've been carrying around it secret

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Speaker 1: for about fifty years. Wow wow. And if the secret

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Speaker 1: was ever you know, if anyone ever really found out

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Speaker 1: about this for real, if it was discovered about me,

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Speaker 1: I pretty much would uh would be arrested. Okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: why do you guys keep doing it? I don't, don't

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Speaker 1: worry about it. It's it's just a little john thing.

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Speaker 1: It won't if you go to google a little John

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Speaker 1: after this and it'll make sense, you'll be like, oh, okay, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure I'll get it. You will. So

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Speaker 1: what's this crazy illegal thing? Then? Uh, well, let me

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Speaker 1: let me start back a little bit. Um, I was

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Speaker 1: born in a real, real small town. We don't have

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Speaker 1: to that well no, no, no, just kind of explained it, um,

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Speaker 1: I mean it was a kind of you know, it

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Speaker 1: was real small. When people they started learning to drive,

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Speaker 1: they usually started like pretty young. Huh and uh. And

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Speaker 1: we always said, you know, you're learned how to drive

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Speaker 1: before you learned how to reading. I lived in Hawaii

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Speaker 1: for a little bit, and they let you get your

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Speaker 1: license at fourteen. There, whoa, so I have my license.

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Speaker 1: I have my license at fourteen, and he's dangerous. Well

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Speaker 1: it was dangerous. Worst decision ever. Don't let your kid

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Speaker 1: get their license that young. Anyway, was it like that? Then?

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Speaker 1: It's well, kind of because really um. Growing up, you know,

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Speaker 1: I was driving, but I never actually got a driver's license. Okay,

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Speaker 1: to this day, I'm still driving without a license. Oh

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Speaker 1: and I've been You've never been pulled over? The only

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I lived most of my life

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Speaker 1: in this small town, or live there now, but a

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Speaker 1: couple of times I kind of got pulled over, but

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Speaker 1: I knew the deputy and and he knew who I was,

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Speaker 1: so he didn't ask for any ideas small towns that still,

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Speaker 1: But did you get pulled over by the cops? It

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Speaker 1: either goes one or two ways. Either really good because

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Speaker 1: your friends or you took his daughter out on a

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Speaker 1: date and has had it out for you ever since

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Speaker 1: high school. Yeah, oh yeah, okay, So question for you

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Speaker 1: is your dirty little secret, the one that you said

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Speaker 1: at the beginning of this something highly illegal that you're doing.

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Speaker 1: Is it driving without a license? Yeah? Oh yeah, driving

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Speaker 1: without a license. You're gonna get rested, I mean yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I thought it was gonna be way you was,

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Speaker 1: so did I you You've prefaced it like it was

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Speaker 1: about to be Like you're like you're running a Ponzi scheme,

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Speaker 1: but you're from a small town like that yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is it's a good point. Yeah. Oh man, Oh you're right.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, like I said, it's a small town.

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Speaker 1: If I got caught driving without a license, I'd never

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Speaker 1: they'd be talking about right now. If it happened ten

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Speaker 1: years ago, they'd still be talked about it. But now

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Speaker 1: I've moved to Uh. It's not a huge city, but

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Speaker 1: it's it's certainly bigger and uh and I just know,

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Speaker 1: I just know in my heart I'm gonna get pulled

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Speaker 1: over one of these days. Yeah, one of these days,

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Speaker 1: the long arm of Johnny Law is gonna wrap it,

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Speaker 1: wrap itself around your neck and just bring you to justice. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't have a license and don't have insurance.

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Speaker 1: Oh my insurance, I'd be I'd be super screwed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you would. You're just willing to rest, you know. That's

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Speaker 1: kind of how I live. You know, no F words

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Speaker 1: given if you know, Oh, okay, so much so that

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Speaker 1: you just did F word. I don't even say this.

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Speaker 1: You just don't care, do you. All Right, Well, thanks

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Speaker 1: a little John for telling us your secret. What Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: try try saying okay, okay, great job,