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Speaker 2: Yeah, Sam, don't you know those mornings when some morning

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Speaker 1: Like, I don't need an attorney test, Barista? Can you

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Speaker 2: We need to know.

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Speaker 1: We need to known DNA test right now. Do extra

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Speaker 1: cream in my coffee? Of course, creamy see me, creamy,

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Speaker 2: H Yeah, imagine if that would be kind of crazy

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Speaker 1: Out seamen cream coffee creamer if exam John, this is

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Speaker 2: If we had OKOP DNA tests twenty three and okop.

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Speaker 1: Come let me tell you what that. Yeah. So I

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Speaker 1: We were together two years before we got married. I

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Speaker 1: We both wanted children, we weren't actively preventing it. What

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Speaker 2: John and Sam get Red pilled.

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Speaker 1: In studies that solely looked at companies who obtain paternity tests,

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Speaker 1: it was seventy seventeen percent to thirty three percent. There

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Speaker 1: is an unsubstantiated figure of ten percent of non paternal

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Speaker 2: Them, unsubstantialized. It's like, it's just not like.

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Speaker 1: Let me think, how many men unknowingly raising another man's kid.

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Speaker 1: Many articles claim it as many as thirty percent of

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Speaker 2: No way, it seems like the data is mixed a

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Speaker 1: No way, thirty percent.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here we go. A two thousand and six

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Speaker 1: The percentage of fathers who are highly confident of their

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Speaker 1: That's still crazy. One point seven to three point three

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Speaker 1: Many fathers do you? You probably know thirty fathers. One

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Speaker 2: Done done, Dune, you've been red billed?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, OP, Public Service bad one in thirty

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Speaker 1: I realize now that I'm not exactly someone you want

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry that you don't like what an amazing

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry that you did not swipe right on

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Speaker 1: But I will not get that chance. In therapy, our

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Speaker 1: She told me she harbors no hard feelings towards me,

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Speaker 1: I know there's no chance of getting my wife back,

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Speaker 1: I mean, hey, that's that's that's a step, a.

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Speaker 2: Step in the right direction. At the end of the day,

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Speaker 1: your hypocritical partner stories. Yes, but John, do you have

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Speaker 2: The closest I could think of was like years ago, Oh,

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Speaker 2: But that's that's That's about as hypocritical as it got

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Speaker 1: So I actually so all right, when Ariana comes over

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Speaker 1: You're closed thing, right. I went over to her place

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Speaker 1: that's hypocriticals. Do you know how many times I've given

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Speaker 1: go check. And I wore some of her sweatpants and

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Speaker 1: I look fucking phenomenal in that Oh God, did not

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Speaker 1: now we're closer because of it.

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Speaker 2: Them cheeks were cheeking.

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Speaker 1: Huh oh yeah, yeah, dude, I was. I was fully

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Speaker 2: In that bodacious booty. Booty same you know what else

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Speaker 1: What John our.

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Speaker 2: Incredible public subscribers, we love you, we love you, And

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Speaker 2: let's read a comment from one of you guys. This

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Speaker 2: Evie Queen fifteen. Hi, medical professional here. Hey, we love

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a scribe for a rheumatologist and I actually

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Speaker 1: an interior designer. Yes, these curtains need replacing according to

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they've degraded. You know, they have a bit

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Speaker 2: of a The temperature is way too high in this room.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, address me. I have a rheumatologist, yes,

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Speaker 2: Anemia isn't usually life threatening, but it is a serious condition.

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Speaker 2: Anemia means your body isn't producing enough red blood cells.

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Speaker 2: This is typically caused by an iron deficiency. Thankfully, it

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Speaker 2: cause frequent dizziness, feeling cold, and fainting. Well, Evy Queen,

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Speaker 2: thank you so much for sharing and help us understand.

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Speaker 1: We love that so much.

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Speaker 2: If you would like to have your comment red, just

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Speaker 2: throw it below. Drop a line, baby girl, we might

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Speaker 2: read it. See you next time. I refuse to let

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Speaker 2: a pig cop go poo poo and almost went to jail.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, make that cop poop his bed. So then he's

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Speaker 1: he's gonna get arrested for public and decency's right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: pink pink.

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00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:29,119
Speaker 2: So I was working at a subway a few years ago.

437
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:35,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that foot long, big daddy subway. Spread it

438
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:39,560
Speaker 1: in my face. But piece is so lomi right near

439
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:45,560
Speaker 1: my mouth. Pack in moods, shooting that mayonnaise.

440
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,520
Speaker 2: That sweet, sweet, spicy mayo.

441
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,399
Speaker 1: Oh that's spicy mayo juice in my mouth.

442
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,679
Speaker 2: That sounds so disgusting on all levels.

443
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,520
Speaker 1: Eat it up, Eat it up, Eat him up, Eat

444
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,400
Speaker 1: him up. Reese's bus.

445
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,119
Speaker 2: And a few years ago a man came in with

446
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,800
Speaker 2: his wife and his two children.

447
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,040
Speaker 1: Yeah they did.

448
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:09,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I had all four sandwiches. Started when the

449
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,520
Speaker 2: man started to ask for the code to the bathroom. Now,

450
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 2: the policy was you had to make a purchase in

451
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 2: order to get the bathroom code. Smart makes sense, good policy.

452
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 2: But by the way he was doing the potty dance,

453
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,680
Speaker 2: so it seemed pretty apparent that this guy needed to go.

454
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,480
Speaker 2: It sounds it seems like it. All signs are pointing

455
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 2: towards the bathroom. Obviously, either he or his wife will

456
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:39,200
Speaker 2: pay for the four sandwiches I've already started. So I

457
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 2: let him go.

458
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, let him go.

459
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, let him shit right on the floor.

460
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:48,920
Speaker 1: Actually, no, let him approp right there. That's right, clean

461
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 1: up on an ais old subway. Three.

462
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,879
Speaker 2: That'll teach you to want to use the bathroom in

463
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,120
Speaker 2: my subway.

464
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,399
Speaker 1: There, to use the bathroom subway. This is the way

465
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,560
Speaker 1: of the sub not the way of your your feces

466
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,639
Speaker 1: on the floor. If I wanted Phexi's on the floor,

467
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,680
Speaker 1: I would go to an orangutan exhibit.

468
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 2: Keep your bowels to yourself, sir.

469
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

470
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 2: Now, the next day, my boss sits me down and

471
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 2: lectures me about how the code is on the receipt.

472
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 2: For a reason, she even watched the tape to see

473
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,400
Speaker 2: me give the man the code.

474
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,719
Speaker 1: Man, I have to go to the bathroom. Dude, let

475
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:29,240
Speaker 1: him let him go. What a stickler. It's like, Oh, dude,

476
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 1: this person sounds like the teacher that's like, you can't

477
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,359
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom more than once during a like

478
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,880
Speaker 1: the lecture or whatever. It's like, bro, if you got

479
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 1: to go, this guy's got like, you know, diarrhea, he's

480
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 1: got irto bowel symdrome, let him poop where he wants.

481
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 2: As a kid, I totally like, I'm like, oh right,

482
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,439
Speaker 2: I just gotta not use the bathroom at all, and

483
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm not allowed.

484
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 1: It's it's so stupid, giving us bladder cancer for real,

485
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 1: trying to teach us about US history. But how about

486
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: the history of freedom in America to piss where I

487
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 1: want to piss?

488
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 2: How about opening my buttthole and my whole intestines falling

489
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 2: out because you maybe hold it all in.

490
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got that team with that that'll teach you.

491
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 2: That's right. And my boss tells me, I don't care

492
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 2: who it's for, whether it's your friend or family, whatever

493
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,959
Speaker 2: you'll name it. You do not give out the code

494
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 2: under any circumstances.

495
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 1: All this manager sucks.

496
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,160
Speaker 2: Later on that night, I was working by myself when

497
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 2: some guy in a trench coat and greasy long hair

498
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 2: came in the side door and said, hey man, somebody

499
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 2: got seriously efed up outside.

500
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:47,160
Speaker 1: This is so weird. This is the weirdest like I like,

501
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,199
Speaker 1: like the trench coat, the greasy hair. I'm kind of

502
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: imagining like uh, like you know Grease with their movie. Yeah,

503
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: I imagine or or am I imagining like Neo?

504
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 2: I was imagining servis Nate Snape.

505
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: I have changed someone in a hallway, causing a rock ash.

506
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 2: A long line of customers waited for me while I

507
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 2: subtly grabbed the bread knife. It's sharp a f oh yeah,

508
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 2: about to cut this guy's breadlf slice that was your penis.

509
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like got a freaking katana. That's right about

510
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 1: to go.

511
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 2: What is it?

512
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: It's ninja on your ass like a like a ninja sword.

513
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 2: A ninja sword. Okay, So I took my bread knife

514
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 2: and I went around a check.

515
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: I love how he takes the bread knife like that's

516
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: gonna really.

517
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 2: Help them stay do well.

518
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: I have used this to cut so much bread in

519
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 1: some way, and so much meat. Your meat is just

520
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: on my kit list right here.

521
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 2: You're looking like a loaf fresh out the oven, and

522
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 2: you're about to meet your maker. Chop your ass.

523
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: I'm a subway artist about to gonna make some art

524
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: out of your skin.

525
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 2: Dude. I love how they're called sandwich artists. It's really

526
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 2: an incredible thing.

527
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a mix between a sandwich artist and Hannibal Elector.

528
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: And you're on the menu.

529
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,160
Speaker 2: The menu. Now, it wasn't the best part of town,

530
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 2: so you never know with people anyways, As trench coat

531
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 2: Man stated, someone was seriously left up outside.

532
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:25,880
Speaker 1: What happened.

533
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 2: His face had red stuff dripping all over it, and

534
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 2: he was just a complete mess.

535
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 1: As advertised.

536
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 2: I called nine one one and went back to making

537
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 2: some good old sandwiches. It's like, well, I was about

538
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 2: to shank this, shake this motherfucker.

539
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,959
Speaker 1: My man's making minimum wage. He's not about to fucking

540
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 1: like you'd play like. He's not about to be vengeance.

541
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 1: And Batman is shit out of the subway.

542
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 2: Although he he was like he was, he was ready

543
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 2: for action. He came looking for the trouble. I respect it. Now.

544
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,479
Speaker 2: Sometime later a few cop cars showed up in an

545
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 2: ambulance as well. They were doing their business outside and

546
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 2: then one of the officers comes in and asks to

547
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 2: use the bathroom code and he's like.

548
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: This is for customers only.

549
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 2: No, we're about to find out. Like six hours earlier,

550
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 2: my boss had told me to not give under any

551
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 2: circumstances the bathroom code without a purchase.

552
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:27,360
Speaker 1: These are some wild circumstances, though, like these are unruly circumstances.

553
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 2: She's freck she said, under any circumstances, this is any circumstances.

554
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: True.

555
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 2: I laughed a little and told him what I told

556
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 2: all the other customers. I'm sorry, you have to make

557
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 2: a purchase first. Do you want to get a cookie

558
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 2: for less than a dollar? And then it'll be on

559
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 2: the receipts. He didn't realize the laugh was really at

560
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 2: myself and how awkward of a situation he unknowingly put me.

561
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 2: Nor did I really have the chance to explain it

562
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 2: before the laugh and rejection of the bathroom code caused

563
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 2: the cop to become straight up furious.

564
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 1: I love it, like like the cops trying to prevent

565
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: someone from dying outside just needs to suze the shitter

566
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 1: and then like he's like, hey, can I please use

567
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 1: your bathroom? And the kid behind the death is like

568
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 1: a bathroom wut you buy cookie first? And dumb ass

569
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: coup give me this.

570
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 2: Dollars. I will. The only way I'll let you in

571
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 2: is for one hund my god, or the bathroom gets

572
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: it now. He gave me three warnings to give him

573
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 2: the code.

574
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: Bro.

575
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 2: If I'm standing there and one.

576
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,199
Speaker 1: Of these warnings, like he's like, I want you to

577
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: give me the good bathroom. I need a poop now.

578
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: In three I am and I can't do it. No,

579
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 1: I'm about to ship my pant one. Like what. He

580
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: just shits his pants, shits in the floor.

581
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 2: Just oozing out of down his pants through his ankles.

582
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 2: Each time I tell him I'm not gonna give it

583
00:27:59,359 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 2: to him.

584
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: And well, he's playing chicken with this cop dude.

585
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 2: And the customers are on my side telling me that

586
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 2: I'm just doing my job. That's hilarious. There's like a

587
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 2: line of people that are like, he's just doing his cookie.

588
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 1: Dude.

589
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 2: I would do that too, That's hilarious. After his third warning,

590
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 2: he just shook his head and muttered.

591
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna say he shot me.

592
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 2: He shot me. Something's gonna be moving tonight. It's either

593
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 2: my bowels or this bullet.

594
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 3: You just say, either way, both are going to be

595
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:45,719
Speaker 3: moving in your direction. You've heard of the projectile vomit,

596
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,719
Speaker 3: but I got projectile vombared the diarrhea.

597
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 2: This time, I'm the one spread in cheeks.

598
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: Oh god.

599
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 2: So he shook his head and he said, I can't

600
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 2: believe you're interfering with an ongoing investigation.

601
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: It's an investigation. Why he's having compulsive diarrhea.

602
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 2: We're investigating your asshole and what's coming out of it? Like,

603
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 2: what are we doing over here?

604
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean, I don't know if this is part

605
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:18,719
Speaker 1: of the investigation. This is not classifying the investigation of

606
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: what the bathroom code is. It's not a real investigation.

607
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: Imagine hid some scooby doo shit.

608
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 2: At the press conference. They were like, who is the

609
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 2: assailant in this crime? It's like, well, we have yet

610
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 2: to ascertain the victim, but we have successfully ascertained the

611
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 2: subway bathroom code.

612
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: Oh god, I was thinking, like this was the investigation

613
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: is like, I haven't found the culprit, but I think

614
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: it was the Chipotle.

615
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 2: Burrito eight this morning.

616
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: It's been causing diarrhea all through out the day. To

617
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: believe me, I know about Chipotle diarrhea.

618
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 2: Oh my man, Sam has has moved a few bowels

619
00:29:58,840 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 2: in his days.

620
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: That I I had two Chipotle burritos back to back

621
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: yesterday again.

622
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 2: Again, dude, this this man is an animal. So At

623
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 2: this point, the cop uses as walking on his shoulder

624
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 2: to get some information.

625
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: What's the bathroom code?

626
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 2: I need reinforcements, tens deck.

627
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: He calls like uh, he calls like the code breakers

628
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: and is like, I need our best hacker on the line.

629
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: Then there's the guy in the chair and he was like,

630
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: I got you, cop. The code is sixty nine four

631
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: twenty son.

632
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 2: I need you to hack the maintain frame for your

633
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 2: country and my asshole, my ANUS in this country salutes you.

634
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: Oh that it does, my anus and planet Earth, your

635
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: ainus and planet Earth and both planets, oh and they both.

636
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: I have a plan to end it in the bathroom.

637
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 2: I am absolutely loving this story. We're we're almost there.

638
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 2: So about five minutes later, one of the cops handed

639
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 2: me a phone. I answered, and my manager was on

640
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 2: the line.

641
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: How did you get a hell of the manager?

642
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 2: Who knows? Who knows? Maybe maybe it's like subway support, like,

643
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 2: h I have a complaint about you know, like route

644
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 2: me to your you know, your local your local subway manager.

645
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 2: Also where was the manager? Yeah, this whole time, there's

646
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 2: like a crime investigation. There's no manager to be found.

647
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, the manager's supposed to be on site.

648
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like like you like maybe if you're the manager,

649
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 2: you're like manage and work. But this guy was obviously

650
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 2: not the manager because the manager was the manager. Ridiculous anyways,

651
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 2: so the manager said, are you effing serious? Long story short,

652
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 2: the cop got the bathroom code and a free bag

653
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 2: of chips.

654
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: Wow, you did say under any I had.

655
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 2: A verbal contract from you that said end quote under

656
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 2: any circumstances. So this was a circumstance.

657
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: Oh joh, I'm glad I don't work it.

658
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 2: Subway the same