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Speaker 1: Beautiful day here in New York City, shockingly nice day

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Speaker 1: Feeling really good. I want to thank everybody that came

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Speaker 1: out to New Jersey. I had a great I did

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Speaker 1: every single show. And I got to tell you something.

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Speaker 1: Tyreek Freaky Deeky, Tyreek the Cheetah. He's so fast and

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Speaker 1: Dost Brothers. Take us outay, what's something real nice? Take

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Speaker 1: us out of here with What's something real loud? But

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Speaker 1: most importantly, take me out of here with something real funky.

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