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Speaker 1: of Hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth

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Speaker 1: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Welcome into a brand new edition Hot out of the Oven,

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Speaker 1: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny g Radio.

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Speaker 1: Because clearly five nights a week on the Overnight not enough,

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Speaker 1: and Rich not enough. So a spinoff of the Overnight Show.

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Speaker 1: And we are excited to be back in the podcast,

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Speaker 1: do Joe Danny as it is the Saturday Podcast, which

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Speaker 1: is all about us, the show about nothing, the Saturday Podcast.

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Speaker 1: You're even a guest on the Coveno and Rich Show

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Speaker 1: this past week. Yeah, we will, we might. We might

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Speaker 1: We might or might not get into that at some point,

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Speaker 1: But I'm excited for it. You've got a lot of

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Speaker 1: There's nothing. No, no, no, no no, we're able to

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Speaker 1: grind out podcast, right, Danny. And the key to this,

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Speaker 1: and I've noticed this over the years doing radio. I mean,

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Speaker 1: observational comedy is just remembering things that happened in your

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Speaker 1: People say, well, do you can you talk about sports?

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Speaker 1: You've been doing that for twenty years, and well, every

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Speaker 1: I you know, I started, I was talking about Vladimir Guerrero.

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Speaker 1: which is great. But then you have to you have

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Speaker 1: on when there's not much going on, when it's June

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Speaker 1: a big upset tonight. What should number four? I was

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Speaker 1: gonna buy that Richard mill watch. Though, in in and

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Speaker 1: interview in which I would extraordinary and astounding, I explained

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Speaker 1: that the tribal tattoo on my face was not my

427
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Speaker 1: first choice. It was actually a a tiger snarling, be

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Speaker 1: a butterfly or see hearts O. What with my rich

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Speaker 1: rich I'm gonna say, based on his love of tigers

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Speaker 1: and animals, and I'm gonna say the tigers snarlet Hey,

431
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Speaker 1: I don't like tigers, but I love Tethel Fielder. I

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Speaker 1: just want to say I always I always love chat Lamon,

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Speaker 1: I always love Tethel Fields some of my favorites. But

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Speaker 1: you would be wrong. Any other guest is h bet

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Speaker 1: it's so stupid. So I'll go hearts. Yes we have

436
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what do I do? I win money?

437
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 1: What do I win a car? That just that means

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Speaker 1: you have to be back next week to defend your title.

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00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 1: Now now you can't leave Ben. It looks like you're

440
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: gonna be every week on the Cavino met Show. Changing.

441
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: It's more of a punishment. They will leave you out

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Speaker 1: leftover food on Friday for Friday night. Just looking to friends.

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Speaker 1: We'll put God bless you. Yes, that's what I need.

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Speaker 1: You like talking about? Yeah? Wow, congratulations. Yeah. The answer

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00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 1: was hearts. I want to get too. Hearts went on

446
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: each cheek my faith. I was gonna get butterfly. So

447
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Speaker 1: I congratulations to Ben Mallory, Thank you, Benn Man, thanks

448
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: for being on the show. Man, Well, thank you guys,

449
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: continued domination. Jim, you too, my friend Ben Maller who

450
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: has such a great show. Check out the podcast The

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Speaker 1: Fifth Hour with Danny G. Danny, I know you're passionate

452
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Speaker 1: about it, So I hope he brings them maybe next time.

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Speaker 1: O man and I love some of that. But thanks Mike, bye, guys. Yeah,

454
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: we're not leaving him food on Friday until he leaves us.

455
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 1: You know what I feel like? Maybe you're on the holidays.

456
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: Do we do like a what do they call it

457
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 1: when everyone brings something like potluck? Ben? Now it brings

458
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 1: a big thing of babaganosh whoa. And people are accusing

459
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,239
Speaker 1: me of cheating. I won the bit, Danny Did you

460
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Speaker 1: give me the answers? Danny G. It's funny that you

461
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: asked me this because when I got home that evening,

462
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 1: my tender RONI was talking about how she was laughing

463
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,199
Speaker 1: during that segment, and she said, did you set him

464
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: up with the answers? Did you help him win? And

465
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm offended. I'm offended for Ben now,

466
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: I know how it feels for you, Ben, exactly the injustice,

467
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: the travesty of justice, Danny G. That people think I

468
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: can't win a game show on the radio without being

469
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: fed the answer that is soul crushing. Normally, you use

470
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: a computer in front of you and you google the answers.

471
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 1: That was that is not. That is a lie. That

472
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Speaker 1: is a lie. That was not the case this time.

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00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: I paid the answers to only one person, John Ramos,

474
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Speaker 1: who was helping run the sound effects during the game

475
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Speaker 1: radio legend John Roboslo legend John Ramos Ramos was the

476
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Speaker 1: only one who had the answers besides me. So, no,

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Speaker 1: you did not cheat, and you actually rallied and you

478
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 1: got uh too correct, which made you the champion of

479
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: the game. That's right, Winner, winner, winner, chicken dinner. Put

480
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: that your pipe and smoking and no cheating at all.

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00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 1: I remember the gold bathtub because I'm old, and I

482
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: remember talking about that on the rating. There was like

483
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: in the back of my head, the other ones, the

484
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: other one I got right. I was just kind of guessing.

485
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: But it worked out. It worked out. So yeah. Now

486
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 1: the question is, are you gonna take your belt and

487
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: retire or you're gonna come back to defend your title. Well,

488
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a very busy man, as you know, Danny. Yeah, see,

489
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 1: I might. I might have to make a return. I

490
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Speaker 1: might have to come back. What's what's going on with

491
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: my very busy schedule, you know, being a very influential

492
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Speaker 1: host of a show at two in the morning. You know,

493
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: when most people are sleeping, is very, very difficult. But

494
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Speaker 1: but that was fun being on being on there, and

495
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: those guys are good guys, and uh, it's a fun bit.

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Speaker 1: So I had a good time with it. Uh it's

497
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Speaker 1: pizza time. So Life of Mallard, Life of Danny. I've

498
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: gotten emails, Hey, I really like you updating me on

499
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: what's going on in your life. And then so it's

500
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: not too much this weekend or this past weekend, but

501
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: I did cook up a Cordom blue masterpiece. The grid

502
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: old God was back at work. A Life of Mallard

503
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: update here, and you can give me a new nickname,

504
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: Dan if you want the Big rag Ou because I

505
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: cooked up pizza chicken for the first time ever you

506
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: ever had pizza chicken. No, it's not a pizza with chicken.

507
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: It's pizza chicken. I gotta tell you it was pretty good.

508
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: I was skeptical when my wife's said, just say, hey,

509
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: why don't you make some pizza chicken? I said, what

510
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? How Well, it's very simple.

511
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: So you get a like a chicken breast, couple of

512
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: chicken breasts. You're flattened with a hammer. It's like cooking

513
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: with Roberto, but it's cooking with Benny. So you're flatten

514
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: the chicken. You take a couple of pieces of you

515
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: you cut them up into yummy bite sized pieces. You

516
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: toss them into a zip lock bag. You chop up

517
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: an onion or I used a mandolin, and you can

518
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: get some other vegetables like bell pepper, if you're into

519
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: that all kind of thing. I threw some garlic in there,

520
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: because of course, why not Italian seasoning, some other spices.

521
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: And then I poured about half a jar of Maranera sauce,

522
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: and I sealed the zip lock bag and I let

523
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: everything fuse together for like a day, right, at least

524
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: a few hours. You can do it for a few hours.

525
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 1: And and then I went out to the griddle. I

526
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: poured the bag of chicken and Marianara sauce and all

527
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: this garlic and onion, pour it on the griddle. And

528
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: it made a tremendous mess, and it was a total

529
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: pin in the ask to clean. But I then topped it.

530
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: Once the chicken was all cooked, I then topped it

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Speaker 1: with a little fresh mozzarella, and oh my god, it

532
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: was MAGNIFICENTO Or whatever was about to say, magnificent, It

533
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: was wonderful. I little sighed potatoes, and I get that.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty good, Danny. I might have to be Yeah,

535
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: it sounds really good. While you're describing it. First thing

536
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: that came to mind, Who the hell wants to clean

537
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: that mess? Oh? Yeah, I'm the one that had to

538
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: clean it. But it sounds like the results were worth it. Yeah, No,

539
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: it was good. You know. It's it's one of these

540
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: things we try to eat a lot of, like somewhat healthy,

541
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: you know, because I eat a lot of bad stuff too.

542
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: I don't eat that much. So we're trying to get

543
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: a lot of chicken and rice, chicken and potatoes, things

544
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: like that, which is it's low on the healthy scale,

545
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: but for us it's high on the healthy scale. Now,

546
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: at your Halloween party tonight, are you gonna be Benny Grittle?

547
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: You know, I've said about that. We're not sure how

548
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: many people are gonna be there, so it could be

549
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: a few, it could be a lot. So I think

550
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: it's probably better if I do not go on the griddle.

551
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: But at the Ugly Sweater party, I may have to

552
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: be the griddle guy. I may have to be the

553
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: griddle guy for that. All right, let's get out. We

554
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: have Backscratcher. We're gonna get out of here on backstratcher

555
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: and this is where we ask people to review the podcast.

556
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: Give us five ours on the Apple podcast page. And Danny,

557
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: as you point out, every week, it's very simple to do.

558
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 1: Takes a couple of minutes of your time, which is

559
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: a pain in the ask, but it helps us out

560
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: a lot. It's free, it doesn't cost you anything. But

561
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 1: yet our bosses who micromanage everything, wink wink, not not

562
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: keep track of this stuff. And you know, we're way

563
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: behind a lot of shows, but we're catching up slowly.

564
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: By Shirley, it's the Tortoise and the Hair, Danny, it's

565
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: the Tortoise and the Hair. Yeah. Go into the Apple

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00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: podcast very description of this show and you'll see the

567
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: link to click on to rate, subscribe, review. Click on

568
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: that page down you'll see the big overall score and

569
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: right underneath that it says write a review. Click on that,

570
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 1: make a user name, and they'll let you type in

571
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: a five star review for the show. Hopefully you give

572
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: it five stars. Yeah. The goal is to at least

573
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: get one every week. How many reviews do you think

574
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: we got this week? Did any think we got one

575
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: to three or none? Let's see last week we got

576
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 1: a couple. I'm gonna say we got one this week.

577
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: That is wrong, Danny. We got three three reviews this week?

578
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah, I'm happy to be wrong. Craig

579
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: stir w wrights and he says he puts Seinfeld in

580
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: the headline, says, your show reminds me of Seinfeld. It's

581
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: not about anything specific, just daily life. But you guys

582
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: make it interesting and sometimes humors only sometimes humorous. Danny.

583
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: I hope you keep it going first. I'll take that. Man.

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00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: If we're batting Hall of famers, that is correct, That

585
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: is correct. You've got three thirty year of Hall of

586
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: Famer at this point. A huge ass cookie rights in,

587
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: not small ass cookie. You're not medium sized cookie, huge

588
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: ass cookie, says I sing on the cake. I listened

589
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: to all four hours of the Ben Mallor Show in

590
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: podcast form daily because of my rotating worst schedule, and

591
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: this tops it off. Listening to Ben and Danny g

592
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: talk candidly is a perfect addition to the already killer show.

593
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: He says, Ben, you're truly a man, a man of

594
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: the people don't change the thing. That's Marco in Wisconsins though,

595
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: thank you Marco, better known by your friends as the

596
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: huge ass Cookie. And who doesn't like a huge ass cookie?

597
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: So thank you for that. That guy seven writes in

598
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: and he gives us five stars. He says, I love it.

599
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: I have been listening to Ben on and off for

600
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: more than ten years now. Wow, I'm glad I was

601
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 1: able to find the show in the podcast for him.

602
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: I love the behind the scenes radio stories, so we

603
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: have to tell some more inside radio stories, Danny to

604
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: pacify that guy, not that guy that seven. We gotta

605
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,399
Speaker 1: make him happy. Nice. Well, I got a quick little

606
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 1: inside radio Scoops taking another day off or maybe multiple days,

607
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: and so I get to fill in for him on

608
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: your show Sunday night into Monday. Hey, are you serious

609
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 1: he's taking a right I'm off? Oh my god? Yeah. Well,

610
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 1: our boss, Howard Stern, now at the time off he's getting,

611
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: he gets more time off than I get. That's unbelievable.

612
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: Our boss hit me up and he was like, hey,

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00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: Coop is off if you want Sunday night into Monday,

614
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: because I know Sundays your day off, So can you

615
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 1: handle that? In Covino and Rich and I was like, yes,

616
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 1: sign me up, Well it would be great. I usually

617
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: come in on Sunday, so I'll see it in Living

618
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: in Living Color, side by side united again Danny like

619
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 1: the old days, just like the old days there. So

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00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: anyway we'll get out on that any remote other than that,

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00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 1: it's the inside radio any other. Yeah, Well, today is

622
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: gonna be the pregame to your Halloween party. I'm gonna

623
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,879
Speaker 1: go in with Jonas Knox from eleven to one specific time.

624
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: That's a lot of fun on his Saturday show, and

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00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: then Steve Hartman and I from salam after that, and

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00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 1: my girl's gonna pick me up from our parking garage

627
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: and then we are going to head to the north Woods.

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00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: That's right, all right, Well, thank you very much everyone

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Speaker 1: for listening. Thank you. I appreciate it. Tell a friend

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00:35:56,080 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: about the podcast five Stars, five Stars and we will

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Speaker 1: talk to you on the mail bag on so Osta pasta,

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Speaker 1: Gotta murder, Gotta go