Speaker 1: It's here, man, it's here. I gotta get a nap.
Speaker 2: A throat cold? What?
Speaker 1: No, No, there was no throat hold. Was there something
Speaker 1: in my throat?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh oh, man, coaches Convention. It's here, man, I gotta
Speaker 1: get a nap before tonight it starts. These guys have
Speaker 1: already been going crazy.
Speaker 2: Well that's why. What was our theme the last podcast?
Speaker 2: I kind of forget it no more. Outside noise baser
Speaker 2: hits me with, Hey, we're doing brunch at eleven am.
Speaker 2: Are you packing all your stuff tonight?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Eleven am the convention starts. So look at the schedule.
Speaker 2: It's not till tonight that the convention starts.
Speaker 1: According to my schedule, it starts tonight. But they were
Speaker 1: out last night though, And I saw Twin and Lorie.
Speaker 1: They were out on Wednesday night. He was wearing his
Speaker 1: nasty garbage bags covered in cowboy logos out to the bars.
Speaker 1: They were drinking Wednesday night. Then boom, a bunch of
Speaker 1: them got into town last night. They did the party
Speaker 1: bus last night.
Speaker 2: Are you sure it was confirmed? Wednesday? People were showing up.
Speaker 1: Confirmed Wednesday people were showing up. That means people are
Speaker 1: ready for the convention.
Speaker 2: That tells me everything I need to know. Next year,
Speaker 2: we do it a week. Oh my gosh, could you
Speaker 2: imagine trying to do a week, dude. We would be
Speaker 2: hooked up to ivs about midweek, getting our stomachs pumped. Dude,
Speaker 2: you would be on your deathbed. You would have two
Speaker 2: hangy banging issues. You definitely have contracted the flu. You'd
Speaker 2: run out of sealis. Dude. It would be a major situation.
Speaker 1: Be awful.
Speaker 2: Baser would be coming in with close replenishments, hydration stuff.
Speaker 2: My sister would have a flight, canceled, a flight rebooked,
Speaker 2: get stuck in Detroit because that's what happened. Oh no,
Speaker 2: she's not even making the convention, no kidding, Oh, Baser,
Speaker 2: why you gotta do that? I could set you up
Speaker 2: easily and you put it on a tee for me.
Speaker 2: So Bazer gets on the internet. Maria Muffy flies to Detroit. Good,
Speaker 2: but Minnesota there's no planes going out. They're getting feet
Speaker 2: of snow. So Muffy was not gonna have a flight.
Speaker 2: She had to go do stand by. Oh so this
Speaker 2: is real, this just happened. Okay, go ahead. Muffy was
Speaker 2: supposed to be here at five. I went to bed
Speaker 2: I don't know where when she came in, but she's
Speaker 2: stuck in Detroit. They find her a flight, so she
Speaker 2: just goes and stands at a gate and on standby.
Speaker 2: And so I said, dumbly to Beazer, I go, so
Speaker 2: some people just don't go to their flights, Like, so
Speaker 2: she'll never get a flight if it says the flight's
Speaker 2: booked because the other one canceled, correct, she would have
Speaker 2: never made it, or it would have been two days
Speaker 2: late or something. So I go, Bazers, you're telling me
Speaker 2: people just at their house, go, I don't want to
Speaker 2: go to my flight. And Baser said, think about what
Speaker 2: you're saying. There's other flights they get canceled, so people
Speaker 2: can't make that flight.
Speaker 1: Oh do you know what happened to me one time?
Speaker 2: I was like, so, the only way Muffy gets here
Speaker 2: is if two people are too lazy on their couch
Speaker 2: that they don't want to go catch their flight.
Speaker 1: Or they're sitting at a bar in the airport and
Speaker 1: they've had one too many and they don't realize what
Speaker 1: time it is. Because when you hear them say, Jeremy
Speaker 1: Jeremiah Sunden, please report to gate A twenty six. This
Speaker 1: is your last call, Jeremiah sunden Gate A twenty six.
Speaker 1: We are closing the doors for departure. That means that
Speaker 1: individual checked in to their flight.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: So they have to be in the airport somewhere.
Speaker 2: So that's also another way it goes down. Correct, But
Speaker 2: Muffy is standing. I don't call her Muffy to her face,
Speaker 2: and I guess I don't even say that anymore. We
Speaker 2: may need to change her nickname.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean the fact that you called her muff
Speaker 1: in the first place was a little weird.
Speaker 2: So hard to say that nickname. Muffy is waiting stand
Speaker 2: by and they go, yeah, there was a person that
Speaker 2: didn't show up or their flight got canceled in some
Speaker 2: other state. So she jumped on a flight that wasn't
Speaker 2: hers for free. They allow you to do that, and
Speaker 2: got in late last night.
Speaker 1: So she flew straight from Detroit to hear Yeah. Wow,
Speaker 1: so she didn't even have to do the connector.
Speaker 2: That was the connector she's from. She flew from Gwynn
Speaker 2: to Detroit to Detroita. She was going to go to Minnesota.
Speaker 2: Well here, no Minnesota. Her flight that the plane that
Speaker 2: she gets that she's supposed to go on. You know,
Speaker 2: flies around the country before it comes to Detroit. So
Speaker 2: Baser looked it up and said, hey, that flight is
Speaker 2: stuck in Minnesota. It's not right.
Speaker 1: That was coming from Minnesota to Detroit was stuck.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, Sorry a little confusing. So Beazer was
Speaker 2: one step ahead. So she goes, right when you get there,
Speaker 2: go to a ticket counter and just say, hey, I
Speaker 2: need to get put on stand by. And Bazier told
Speaker 2: her the gate number to go stand at the ticket
Speaker 2: counter for Wow. So she did, and there was two
Speaker 2: and then it ended up being one and she got
Speaker 2: on Wow. Saw her stuff this morning?
Speaker 1: Did you go in and give her a kiss?
Speaker 2: Now the cat was probably already doing that nose kisses.
Speaker 1: The weird thing is, I've only flown stand by one time.
Speaker 2: I've never done it. Well, how do you tell me
Speaker 2: people are just too lazy on their couch having sex
Speaker 2: that they don't want to catch their flights. That's the
Speaker 2: only way you're gonna get on that flight? Gotty much?
Speaker 1: I was at the so it was my datchelor party.
Speaker 1: I was going to Vegas with Ryan Garrett, Greg FoST Day.
Speaker 1: Batter's Box, Batter's Box.
Speaker 2: What if everybody that's the batter's box.
Speaker 1: We were going to have a bender in Vegas. And
Speaker 1: my flight out was at four thirty PM, and I
Speaker 1: look at the weather and there is monsoons heading for Nashville,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my gosh, my flight's gonna get canceled.
Speaker 1: They're talking about, oh, you know, the airport may shut down.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be high winds, and I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna make it.
Speaker 2: We have never seen a storm like this before Nashville.
Speaker 1: I said, oh crap, I bet there's a flight at
Speaker 1: two o'clock. I'm gonna have to go to the airport
Speaker 1: so early. You pulled a baser air thought and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna try to get on. And my fiance
Speaker 1: at the time, now my wife, was like, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Just wait for your flight. You're gonna be fine. And
Speaker 1: I said, but the other flight says sold out. She goes, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably not a good sign. I said, I'm going anyway.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the airport. So I got to the
Speaker 1: airport three hours early or whatever time it was. It
Speaker 1: was eleven o'clock flights at two. I left straight from
Speaker 1: work and I go up to the ticket counter and
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, there's like an hour and a half
Speaker 1: before the flight. I said, hey, man, like, is there
Speaker 1: can I get on this flight? I'm sorry, man, it's
Speaker 1: completely booked. Let me go ahead and put your name down.
Speaker 1: Come back and see me. With twenty minutes left before
Speaker 1: the flight.
Speaker 2: The guy's like, yeah, what are you in the amazing race?
Speaker 2: Get on the flight you were booked with?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I sit there and sit there and
Speaker 1: sit there, and I look at my phone and I
Speaker 1: look at my phone, and exactly twenty minutes till the flight,
Speaker 1: not nineteen, not twenty one. I walked back up to
Speaker 1: the counter and the lady's like, well, there's this one.
Speaker 1: There's only one person not here, but it says they
Speaker 1: were on another flight and they landed here in Nashville,
Speaker 1: so they're they're probably here somewhere. She called her name
Speaker 1: over the PA. You know what, let me just put
Speaker 1: you on the flight that was in protocol. And took
Speaker 1: that lady off the flight because she wasn't there twenty
Speaker 1: minutes prior to boarding.
Speaker 2: I'm tired of waiting for her. What's your name? Gibbles exactly?
Speaker 1: And I swear as I was getting on the runway,
Speaker 1: the jetway, whatever you call it. I hear that lady
Speaker 1: come up to the counter. Did you guys call my name?
Speaker 2: And she's like, you're hurry skin, and I'm I'm like, hurry, hurry, hurry,
Speaker 2: take my ticket, take my ticket.
Speaker 1: And I hear the lady say, I was just sitting
Speaker 1: at gate twelve. I guess because twenty four, because you
Speaker 1: know at the end where there's like four gates all together.
Speaker 2: Probably not anymore. These airports have gotten one hundred renovations.
Speaker 1: Like I was just sitting right there. I guess I
Speaker 1: was at the wrong gate, and I'm sorry, man, no, no,
Speaker 1: I was here, and I was like, I went on
Speaker 1: and guess what. My flight got canceled. My later flight
Speaker 1: got canceled. So if that was the only flight, So
Speaker 1: like Muff, I would have missed my bachelor party if
Speaker 1: it wasn't for the angel sitting at that counter getting
Speaker 1: me there.
Speaker 2: And also, if you're a college kid and you see
Speaker 2: somebody desperate to get on the flight, you could always
Speaker 2: just say hey, man, i'll miss so would you miss
Speaker 2: the flight? You get penalized and say hey, I'll take
Speaker 2: two hundred dollars if you want to get on this
Speaker 2: flight if you want to end on two hundred, right,
Speaker 2: But then what if is there a penalty to you
Speaker 2: for doing because why wouldn't you just do it outside
Speaker 2: of the airline. You do your own deals. Like I
Speaker 2: was thinking, if you're loaded, I guess you'd be on
Speaker 2: a private flight. But if you're semi loaded, you could
Speaker 2: just go up to a random person at a gate. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'll give you three hundred dollars. I had to get
Speaker 2: home for Christmas. Oh, that's like home alone. And then
Speaker 2: they see all the people that the people that are mean, okay,
Speaker 2: we'll give you one gold watch. These these are really
Speaker 2: beautiful ear rings in it. And then the guy comes over,
Speaker 2: he's like, no, honey, we gotta get on this flate.
Speaker 2: You remember that she's trying to get the tickets. You
Speaker 2: love these ear rings? Oh yes, yes, yes, Uh.
Speaker 1: That's like the first convention we had in Vegas. There
Speaker 1: was a couple I want.
Speaker 2: To say two guys.
Speaker 1: No, it was a girl and a dude. I think
Speaker 1: they were engaged in their friend and they were from
Speaker 1: South Dakota, North Dakota, somewhere I don't know. But their
Speaker 1: flight got canceled leaving and they got stuck in Vegas
Speaker 1: an extra two days because there was so much snow
Speaker 1: wherever they were going. Geezu, and I will never forget.
Speaker 1: They were like, all right, we'll leaving. We're going to
Speaker 1: the airport, and like three hours later they showed back
Speaker 1: up and we're like, what do you guys do? Our
Speaker 1: flight was canceled. They can't get us out for two days.
Speaker 1: All the flights are booked, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: and we've never heard from him since. I don't know
Speaker 1: if they even still listen to the pod.
Speaker 2: But also, it's Snowy's places, Michigan, Minnesota, North Dakota's. If
Speaker 2: you're in the middle of the country in South you're
Speaker 2: pretty much fine all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're right, except for I was almost
Speaker 1: not okay right here in Nashville, and it felt so
Speaker 1: good to get to that dachelor party and I got
Speaker 1: on that plane and I was just like, I mean,
Speaker 1: when that lady got up and I saw her, I
Speaker 1: was like, man, sorry, lady, I don't care about you.
Speaker 3: Bleep.
Speaker 2: Might have been a tip of the cap to the
Speaker 2: Bobby Bone show.
Speaker 1: It might have been, And you know what, I should
Speaker 1: have tipped that lady work in the counter.
Speaker 2: Here's a one dollar bill, here's.
Speaker 1: A five thanks for getting me on that flight because
Speaker 1: I'm going to Vegas for my dachelor party.
Speaker 2: This guy was saying, I saw it on Instagram. He's
Speaker 2: giving tips in Vegas. When you slip people money, he said,
Speaker 2: if you're trying to get a club, it's got to
Speaker 2: be one hundred dollars, which he goes at the front desk.
Speaker 2: If you want to get a room upgrade, slip them
Speaker 2: a twenty. They never accept money though, really or it
Speaker 2: seems like it doesn't make a difference.
Speaker 1: I don't think it makes a difference.
Speaker 2: Okay, So then he said, and then that was his
Speaker 2: only two tips. But I was like, the one hundred dollars,
Speaker 2: for sure, you better be getting into a club. Is
Speaker 2: that your boy, Siriani? No, But the twenty dollars, he goes,
Speaker 2: you could get a suite at a hotel.
Speaker 1: I don't think for twenty bucks you're getting a sweet
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't call me crazy, but what.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, if you tip them a hundred, then you
Speaker 2: should have just upgraded.
Speaker 1: It in the first place. I will say, when we
Speaker 1: went to Vegas in the early days, I met this chick.
Speaker 1: So there was a girl in Austin that listened to
Speaker 1: the show and her sister lived in Vegas, and her
Speaker 1: sister came to town one night and they met me.
Speaker 1: They came out the sixth Street and I met her
Speaker 1: pure Ultra lounge, got her number, and every time we
Speaker 1: went to Vegas, I'd hit her up and she'd walk
Speaker 1: us right into the clubs, right in.
Speaker 2: She was what a bar girl?
Speaker 1: No, she just knew people. She lived in Vegas and
Speaker 1: she was a smoke show.
Speaker 2: Speaking of bar girls, have you seen how they dress
Speaker 2: at Daily's No?
Speaker 1: Is it awesome?
Speaker 2: No? I mean yeah, if you're single. I went to
Speaker 2: their Instagram and they're not wearing a lot of clothes.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, maybe it was just a promotional thing,
Speaker 2: or our losers already could have experienced that last night.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be great for the happy hour tonight.
Speaker 2: But I mean it's I mean, some of them were
Speaker 2: in the French made outfits.
Speaker 1: Don't hate it.
Speaker 2: How's it going, Gibbles, Nice to meet you. A beautiful
Speaker 2: establishment y'all have, But we're the sore losers.
Speaker 1: We are doing the watch party there on Sunday for
Speaker 1: that reason.
Speaker 2: The other one. I saw of the on their Instagram.
Speaker 2: It was the girls wore chaps whoa without like backs
Speaker 2: to them. Man, this convention is gonna be awesome, dude.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine Cappy?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's gonna be drooling all over the place. Dude,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have a bucket following him around.
Speaker 2: Oh uh, it's spill on Aisle five. Gap, He's all
Speaker 2: over the place.
Speaker 1: Hey, Cappy, don't slip in your own jewel man. Relax, man,
Speaker 1: it's like skidting off the road when it's raining.
Speaker 2: Capy is coming. Baser hit him up. Really, yeah she
Speaker 2: got his number one convention and he goes, yeah, he's rolling.
Speaker 1: I love it. No, pun I hear you want to
Speaker 1: hear a great post here it is. I remember feeling
Speaker 1: so intimidated our first Coaches Convention CC two, standing outside
Speaker 1: waiting for the doors to open the happy hour. Several
Speaker 1: people were reconnecting with CC one friends and I felt
Speaker 1: so out of place. Soon the door's open. Everyone was
Speaker 1: in a great mood, so welcoming, introducing themselves to us,
Speaker 1: making small talking. When LB Ray and the other guy
Speaker 1: showed up, the party really got going. I took it
Speaker 1: all in, kicking myself for not attending CC one and
Speaker 1: quickly feeling like I was a part of a special group.
Speaker 1: The red Bet was iconic, and the weekend we just
Speaker 1: got better and better. As I begin packing for CC five,
Speaker 1: I feel melancholy, glad to be part of this group
Speaker 1: of degenerates, anxious to see people I consider dear friends.
Speaker 1: A special thanks to the guys for putting up with
Speaker 1: us all for a whole weekend. Any first time attendees,
Speaker 1: fear not, You're about to be part of a special
Speaker 1: group of folks thanks to Elbie's left armpit sore losers,
Speaker 1: nation for life. That's from Becky Fahrenbacher. I mean, is
Speaker 1: that's legit. That is summon up your feelings in a
Speaker 1: great post.
Speaker 2: Well, I was trying to pull up the red Bet,
Speaker 2: but I can never remember how we saved it, or
Speaker 2: maybe the Midday Show deleted that like they threw away
Speaker 2: my cat calendar.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, if you can find that first red Bet,
Speaker 1: the video is still Probably the funniest thing ever is
Speaker 1: when that dude that is not even part of the
Speaker 1: group is getting rammed into the table, just rammed with
Speaker 1: all one hundred people surrounding that table like a freaking mob.
Speaker 1: That was incredible. There's no way you're gonna be able
Speaker 1: to find it.
Speaker 2: Why would I have not saved it as red bet
Speaker 2: or roulette or coaches convention bet or.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we just want a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. The left armpit dream when I was
Speaker 1: in the shower and I was washing my left armpit
Speaker 1: with the soap, and I had this vision to do
Speaker 1: a convention and it all came to fruition, and here
Speaker 1: we are five years later.
Speaker 2: You get that one night where you get to go
Speaker 2: out with a fellas and we went to a super
Speaker 2: Bowl party with a bunch of the group and all
Speaker 2: that stuff, which is cool to be able to do
Speaker 2: team camarade. What is it?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: I can't hear it. I don't have my headphone. What
Speaker 2: was it?
Speaker 1: Something about something going out you get one night or
Speaker 1: super Bowl party with your buds.
Speaker 2: Who was it?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's titled one C c Roulette Setup clip, two CC
Speaker 2: Roulette Payoff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know who that is, all right. I
Speaker 1: literally had no idea. I was like, I don't remember
Speaker 1: us talking like that before the Roulette bet. But that's funny.
Speaker 2: At Ashley Ruiz riding on Kapi's lap all the way down.
Speaker 2: That was CC two.
Speaker 1: That was CC two. And then I'll tell you another
Speaker 1: thing that happened at CC two. I watched her. I
Speaker 1: watched her give twenty dollars for the bet, twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: I'm remembering this controversy and she put it in the stack.
Speaker 1: And we go down and we bet and we win,
Speaker 1: and she's like, hey, I put one hundred in and
Speaker 1: being there being drama about her thinking whoever was trying
Speaker 1: to steal her money. She was being shorted eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: And to settle the drama, your boy gave up his winnings.
Speaker 1: I had to give eight because I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: not this is not worth it. This is not worth
Speaker 1: the fight and the drama and everybody being mad at
Speaker 1: each other here, even though I saw you only put
Speaker 1: in twenty dollars. I'm gonna give you the eighty dollars
Speaker 1: that you think you're owed.
Speaker 2: You're telling me three years later, you're just now coming
Speaker 2: out with us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been holding on to it, man, jeez, well
Speaker 1: it tracks. I mean one percent. I watched her put
Speaker 1: twenty dollars in the pot and then demand a hundred.
Speaker 2: Well okay, and that's why she's not coming to this convention.
Speaker 1: No, I saw her name on the list.
Speaker 2: No you didn't.
Speaker 1: No, she didn't. She didn't buy it.
Speaker 2: Did I tell you I saw her? No? After the break? What? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1: After the break is right? Oh my gosh, we'll be
Speaker 1: right back. Hit me with it.
Speaker 2: Well, I've probably never told the story, or really the
Speaker 2: fallout with Yeah, you did.
Speaker 1: You told us about it. You went to a concert.
Speaker 1: I did, and it was awkward. I told that on
Speaker 1: the podcast. Yep.
Speaker 2: I think I might have just told you.
Speaker 1: No, you told it on the pod.
Speaker 2: Anyways, there was a falling out.
Speaker 1: You guys went to go see Ali Colleen in Kentucky.
Speaker 2: I don't love fallouts at all, but sometimes they just
Speaker 2: fall out.
Speaker 1: But fall out, boy, legit.
Speaker 2: So sometimes when people get actually block an aisle and
Speaker 2: will not let you leave a concert, yell at you
Speaker 2: go to a bar and try and turn you against
Speaker 2: your wife, weird stuff like that, then you just have
Speaker 2: to have a falling out. So we hadn't talked to
Speaker 2: Ruiz in like a year. We didn't Instagram, we don't DM,
Speaker 2: we don't text, we don't hang out. Year. I go
Speaker 2: to the mall and I go to the memorabilia place
Speaker 2: for her birthday for what for baser?
Speaker 1: Oh you were getting baser an autograph?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a movie autograph celebs, it's not just sports.
Speaker 1: Got it. Didn't realize that there was a huh, who
Speaker 1: are you getting her? Peyton Manning? Oh, honey, you don't
Speaker 1: really love this.
Speaker 2: I got her Jennifer Aniston. It's worth like two hundred
Speaker 2: if she dies a thousand. So I come around the
Speaker 2: corner to this memorabilia store. And once you come around
Speaker 2: the corner, you're in. There's no turning backs. It's kind
Speaker 2: of an wide open entrance. See, you would look like
Speaker 2: a fool if you did a one to eighty.
Speaker 1: So it's like one of those big ones in the
Speaker 1: mall where they had to put the gate down. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I come in hot and in a Predgs jersey. There
Speaker 2: is Ruiz Oh boy. So I had to talk to
Speaker 2: her for twenty minutes. It was a great conversation.
Speaker 1: Did she see you or did you see her?
Speaker 2: Same time? And I guess she was doing part time
Speaker 2: work with them. It was seasonal. She had another job
Speaker 2: that they allowed her to.
Speaker 1: Do oh she was working there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, got it. I thought she was just shopping,
Speaker 2: didn't know the store very well, asked a couple questions,
Speaker 2: she had no idea. So I was like, Okay, I
Speaker 2: guess we're just gonna have straight up conversation because we
Speaker 2: can't even talk about these products because you don't know them.
Speaker 2: So we were just like, yeah, sorry about the fallout,
Speaker 2: how you've been And I'm like, oh, I see you
Speaker 2: on Instagram. See things are good? You know she had
Speaker 2: a boyfriend and she goes, I see you guys are good.
Speaker 2: I might we're good. But that's what kind of where
Speaker 2: we left it. We just said hi, bye, sorry, gave
Speaker 2: her a hug.
Speaker 1: Not that's my next question. Hug or no hug? Definitely hug,
Speaker 1: definitely hug.
Speaker 2: Got it. She gave me a discount.
Speaker 1: Gotta check those knockers.
Speaker 2: She hit me with the discount.
Speaker 1: She give her side hugg or fall on?
Speaker 2: Straight? It was probably straight on.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: I mean we used to be room not roommates. We
Speaker 2: used to be neighbors for four years and go to
Speaker 2: pools every weekend together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I give you you didn't get that close
Speaker 1: to her because that hug. I mean those things were
Speaker 1: pushing you away.
Speaker 2: Probably yeah. And so then she, you know, I put
Speaker 2: the olive branch out. She also had an olive branch
Speaker 2: in her hand. She goes, I'll give you twenty percent discount.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: So that's where we left it. Good terms. Good.
Speaker 1: So have you gone back to see her.
Speaker 2: No, I've been getting all my memorabilia on line since then. Man.
Speaker 1: See, I will say I find it funny. So your
Speaker 1: wife has a Jennifer Aniston autograph hanging up in the house.
Speaker 2: In the gym kind of what is it a like?
Speaker 1: Tell me?
Speaker 2: Is it a picture of her on Friends? Or is
Speaker 2: it just like a headshot? And she signed it headshot?
Speaker 2: She signed it, but they did it off all nice.
Speaker 2: So it's already framed and it has an awesome back
Speaker 2: in the day shot of when she was on Friends
Speaker 2: autograph boom you put in the gym. It's just it's
Speaker 2: because we also had a Camilla Cabello randomly autographed, so
Speaker 2: it kind of goes with like a female type gym autograph.
Speaker 2: And then I'm gonna put up some iHeartRadio. We got
Speaker 2: Kelsey Ballerini autograph. We got Sam Hunt autograph. So that's
Speaker 2: kind of the feel of the room. It's not just
Speaker 2: randomly you come into my house. He near's Jennifer Anderson's autograph.
Speaker 1: I guess I've never really thought of a movie stars autograph.
Speaker 1: I never even it never crossed my mind, or a
Speaker 1: TV person. That is just so interesting. I thought people
Speaker 1: just took pictures with them. Never realized you would see
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt and ask him for an autograph.
Speaker 2: You did, I wanted to get tell me Hulk. Two
Speaker 2: weeks later, he dies, bro, I would I would have
Speaker 2: twenty times fold my money.
Speaker 1: Dude, DJ Silver, who used to do the club in Austin,
Speaker 1: used to do Pure Ultra Lounge with me. He I
Speaker 1: talked to him randomly every now and then, and he
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, down in Florida. Our house in Florida.
Speaker 1: You know who's our neighbors, Terry, Like Terry hees Olk Hogan,
Speaker 1: he goes Man, we hang out all the time, blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. And he sent me pictures of autographs the
Speaker 1: sent him two weeks later, Old die and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Crazy crazy, even crazier your friends on the DJ scene,
Speaker 2: what you dating message DJ poly D.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know pauly D.
Speaker 2: I just know Silver because friends with DJ Silver. I am, hey,
Speaker 2: lunch man, I'm great friends with his DJ at John Daly's.
Speaker 3: No, let me tell you DJ s friends with DJs.
Speaker 3: But DJ Silver now goes on the road with Al Dean.
Speaker 3: I know, but that's what I'm saying. Like we started
Speaker 3: at Pure Ultra Lounge together, like we were both there.
Speaker 2: Oh you worked together? Yes, Okay, I didn't know that. Yes,
Speaker 2: I wanted to know randomly, how you were friends with
Speaker 2: a DJ.
Speaker 1: Yes. I would be on the mic in Pure Ultra
Speaker 1: Lounge on Sixth Street, like what U two dollars?
Speaker 2: Well, let's go DJ Silver and he would play the
Speaker 2: music crazy though. He must have been doing real good
Speaker 2: if he was neighbors with Terry. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: He must be making some coin because Terry's got the
Speaker 2: wrestling stuff, the TV show, the beer, all American beer.
Speaker 2: He was promoting it on McAfee this summer. Amazing interview
Speaker 2: two months later croaked, Oh, go back and listen to it.
Speaker 2: It was a fun not I was out watering the trees.
Speaker 2: I remember like it was yesterday. Amazing interview, just so
Speaker 2: open and Pat. Pat always says, oh it's real, man,
Speaker 2: were real? Pat's real? He goes, hey, man, but you
Speaker 2: had some of that Negati stuff be busted for the
Speaker 2: N word. Oh, Pat brought it right to him, and
Speaker 2: colts all right, I know, I know, I know, you know.
Speaker 2: And then it was just a great interview. Huh open.
Speaker 2: He's telling him about business, saying how he's not able
Speaker 2: to walk really much anymore. He's like, I'm getting better,
Speaker 2: how he's touring, talking about his beer. Dude, he was
Speaker 2: so with it. Two months later croaked, Wow, ray, what
Speaker 2: you're trying to say about me and my CLIs? We
Speaker 2: better start the show man, guys, Lunch was a hell
Speaker 2: of a podcaster. Two months later, croaked, God, don't say that, please.
Speaker 1: No. I can't croak yet, man, I don't want to croak.
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 2: I would take care of your kids.
Speaker 1: No, that that worries me. That worries me. I don't
Speaker 1: need you taking care of.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, new rules shot, sit out and shut up.
Speaker 2: Nobody touches the walls. This crap where you leave a
Speaker 2: friend's house and run home. That doesn't happen. Soccer Ball
Speaker 2: is now basketball, and you you don't get to just
Speaker 2: go through a doggy door instead of an entrance, like
Speaker 2: open a door to go into a house. We don't
Speaker 2: do the doggy door crawling thing. That's for animals, your people,
Speaker 2: all right. And the Nashville season ticket Nashville FC. I
Speaker 2: canceled him. We're not going any more games. You're gonna
Speaker 2: watch football, basketball, and that's it. Maybe a little bit
Speaker 2: of baseball. Oh and bedtime. What was it with dad?
Speaker 2: It was eight thirty all right, it's five thirty down.
Speaker 2: We gotta start the show man, We gotta started.
Speaker 1: Oh man, there's a lot of newbies this year that
Speaker 1: there really are.
Speaker 2: I was clicking on some Facebook pictures. Don't recognize them.
Speaker 1: A tour and his girl.
Speaker 2: Who is this lizard?
Speaker 1: I feel bad for Randy A tour's girl because I
Speaker 1: don't know her name. But I know Randy well.
Speaker 2: A lot of them ab divorced, a lot of them
Speaker 2: have switched partners. There's that as well.
Speaker 1: No, no, but Randy. He posts on the Facebook, and
Speaker 1: I don't know his chicks. He's pi, Oh my girl's
Speaker 1: the best. You gotta be chickens and the Nuggets game.
Speaker 1: I don't know her name.
Speaker 2: Though, well, and then you got you know, there's I'll
Speaker 2: just John Doe and just for example, I'll be like, whoa, John,
Speaker 2: you're with a woman last year? The hell happened in
Speaker 2: a year. You know, there's that as well.
Speaker 1: I did make that mistake one time. Man, I did
Speaker 1: make that mistake one time.
Speaker 2: Guys with his boyfriend.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: I'm turning the music down. No, where's your wife? I'm gay?
Speaker 1: No no no. I said, oh, your wife didn't want
Speaker 1: to come this year, and he goes, my wife decided
Speaker 1: she didn't want to be married to me anymore.
Speaker 2: I was like, note to sell for the convention, don't
Speaker 2: talk about significant others. I was like, oh, that's not badman,
Speaker 2: we want to talk to you though.
Speaker 1: That's like, that's on me, that's on me.
Speaker 2: Coach goes hard after the marriage.
Speaker 1: No, no, I didn't. I just said, oh, we're you know,
Speaker 1: you didn't bring the wife this year. My wife decided
Speaker 1: she didn't want to be married to me anymore. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, man, Well how about those
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Penguins. Man, Oh that was a rough one.
Speaker 2: You gotta be careful when they're not with the person,
Speaker 2: especially here around the office because they're probably divorced. You know,
Speaker 2: company party. You don't go in hot Hey, where's the mister?
Speaker 2: We had an affair, I'm no longer married. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: and they're not with the person.
Speaker 1: You don't bring them up. Don't bring them up. And
Speaker 1: I've learned my lesson. I just say, how are you doing?
Speaker 2: That's a gym? Where's your old lady?
Speaker 1: Where Sally?
Speaker 2: We had a devastating divorce. They did discovery. I lost
Speaker 2: half my assets and the kids. Thanks.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's yeah, let's start the show man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's talk about something positive. Man, we're gonna
Speaker 2: do it live. Oh the one to dude?
Speaker 1: So loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
Speaker 1: the most about sports, so I give the sports facts
Speaker 1: my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2: Yo, It's says it. I'm from the North. I'm in
Speaker 2: Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville.
Speaker 2: This weekend I will be living downtown baby back on Broadway,
Speaker 2: back at the Penthouse. Love it downtown. But yeah, two
Speaker 2: point three three three acres when we live at the
Speaker 2: Country and we got two kids at Vanderbilt defrosting justin
Speaker 2: he's supposed to be checking in on them. He moved
Speaker 2: back to Michigan, quit his job. He's now searching for
Speaker 2: employment there, doing well. He'll find something very soon. Not
Speaker 2: going to be able to go to the convention. That
Speaker 2: has been confirmed unless he's doing some gotcha thing and
Speaker 2: he got a flight late last night. But he will
Speaker 2: not be there. He is in recovery. He is for
Speaker 2: the next couple of weeks. He'll be a new Beginnings
Speaker 2: Avenue over to you man.
Speaker 1: Batter's Box will not be at the convention.
Speaker 2: Dang, Yeah, she'll waiting for a family member to hell Toolbox.
Speaker 1: Toolbox will not be at the convention.
Speaker 2: See, they wanted the Vegas ones. Remember when No Teeth
Speaker 2: and your dad were gonna drive out.
Speaker 1: My dad was going to drive to Vegas and I
Speaker 1: tried to explain them how far that is. He didn't
Speaker 1: really conceptualize that. It's like it would take him like
Speaker 1: three days.
Speaker 2: He definally decided to pull up a map and.
Speaker 1: Then by the time he got there, he'd be exhausted
Speaker 1: and he wouldn't have any fun. So, yeah, he will
Speaker 1: not be there. No Teeth Keith will not be at
Speaker 1: the convention. Chess Day not going to be at the convention.
Speaker 1: Cousin Andrew not going to be at the convention.
Speaker 2: Or it could be like my sister, very supportive, rest
Speaker 2: of my family, my dad just drilling away in the
Speaker 2: text messages. Hey guys, here's our weather. Hey guys, there
Speaker 2: was a trade in baseball. The Tigers are Kyle Tucker
Speaker 2: now was with the Dodgers.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean this stop that.
Speaker 2: Are you going to bring up the convention? Good luck
Speaker 2: son on your huge Super Bowl? No, just blows right
Speaker 2: through it. Hey guys, here's our weather. Whoa look at
Speaker 2: this in politics? Huh. Hey, have a great weekend, guys.
Speaker 2: Dad and dad. The thing that your daughter's going to
Speaker 2: I put on with my friend, the convention. All it
Speaker 2: takes is three words, good luck, weekend, I mean good gosh,
Speaker 2: and then Monday will happen. Never no no mention of it.
Speaker 2: How did the convention go? Guys? Sometimes there's just simple
Speaker 2: sentences you should add to your vocabulary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my wife even texted me this morning, Happy convention Friday. Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: So she's excited. Yeah, it's gotta be.
Speaker 2: It's the beginning of the convention. Yes, and I mean
Speaker 2: she's very well involved with it, yes, and Bayser involved
Speaker 2: as well. So I'm saying, like, awesome, my sister comes
Speaker 2: outside of that. Billy, where's my text? Good luck with
Speaker 2: your convention, Eric Dodd.
Speaker 1: I can't believe Billy's not even going.
Speaker 2: Billy only goes on benders in Vegas and strippers, got it,
Speaker 2: Eric Dodd, Good luck with your convention, dude. I don't
Speaker 2: have a lot of friends that reach out. Oh, Heather
Speaker 2: Beazer's friend so supportive, she wants to come. Gotta be careful.
Speaker 2: Some of those truckers man try and grab her. But regardless,
Speaker 2: that's beside the point. The friends that supporting, the friends
Speaker 2: of don't. I'm almost drawing a line right now.
Speaker 1: I saw kolbe White. He pulled up in his truck.
Speaker 2: We gotta tell him he's supportive.
Speaker 1: We've got to tell him you have his number. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we got mckittie. He's supportive. Supportive, daughter guy not supportive.
Speaker 2: His odds have moved to plus ten thousand to show
Speaker 2: up at one day of the convention. Pitts supportive. Really
Speaker 2: don't know if he's in a show. He hasn't said
Speaker 2: one word to me. But we've been busy we've been hammerd.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to go in there and tell him, Hey,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be there tomorrow. We'll take a break, we'll
Speaker 1: be right back.
Speaker 2: We're not even gonna get to everything.
Speaker 1: I know, but I need to hear you said local
Speaker 1: radio story.
Speaker 2: So I was listening to local radio and in the
Speaker 2: three minutes I was listening to.
Speaker 1: Is this in the evening? The day?
Speaker 2: Weekend? Oh? So, don't know what that means? Better worse
Speaker 2: people talkers. I have no idea talking heads. But I
Speaker 2: heard the worst story I've ever heard, and I heard
Speaker 2: a slur all within three minutes. Whoa he was segueing.
Speaker 2: I'll start with the slur. He's segueing from Cooper flag.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: He goes, yep, spurs are up there. They're up into
Speaker 2: the right. Man, you got the thunder, They're up into
Speaker 2: the right. Jerry's still out on the MAVs and Cooper. No,
Speaker 2: he left off the l Yeah, but he didn't even
Speaker 2: address it. He just cooked to the next story.
Speaker 1: Do you think he even noticed it?
Speaker 2: No, he did, because the people in the room, for sure,
Speaker 2: were big eyes. Oh man, oh man, I go, that's
Speaker 2: not his name.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I've done my look at this jersey. He
Speaker 1: doesn't say that.
Speaker 2: But it is dangerous. If you're gonna say Cooper flag,
Speaker 2: just say Cooper.
Speaker 1: It's hard when you say a lot of things and
Speaker 1: a lot of names. There's gonna be slip ups. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: Eric Widenhausser, he's gonna join us next. And he is gay,
Speaker 1: I mean he's gay. He's blind. I'm sorry, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry.
Speaker 2: He's blind. He can't he climbed Mount Kilimanjaro and he's
Speaker 2: gay gey I mean blind blind.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. We'll be right back. Jim, what was that?
Speaker 1: I mean that, if you pull that up, I mean that,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what that reminds me of.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't pull it up. Man over two.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, good, Now tell me the worst story you
Speaker 1: ever heard.
Speaker 2: And so then he's talking about Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1: Same guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now he wants to talk about up into the
Speaker 2: right Vanderbilt football. So yeah, so f NBA, let's talk
Speaker 2: college college football. So I'm going for a walk in
Speaker 2: my neighborhood. Oh, this is a neighborhood I of me
Speaker 2: and my wife have lived there for fifteen years. Walking
Speaker 2: through it it's always Bama, Georgia. Oh miss, there's all
Speaker 2: maybe some Clemson majority SEC school flags that are hanging up.
Speaker 2: You know, you got your American flags. I'm probably actually
Speaker 2: telling the story better than he is right now. And
Speaker 2: and and the other day. I am not kidding right now, Mike, Oh,
Speaker 2: tell us, Well, what what happened. I was walking with
Speaker 2: my wife. There's the usual suspects of flags, and I
Speaker 2: saw a Vanderbilt flag. And not only that, I saw
Speaker 2: two Vanderbilt flags on my walk in the neighborhood. They
Speaker 2: are up into the right. Oh, thank you, Jim. Beautiful story.
Speaker 2: We'll be back sports talk right after this. It said
Speaker 2: it went for a walk in his neighborhood, saw Vandy flag. Hey, terrible,
Speaker 2: he said, flag again? Almost this stuff again. He told
Speaker 2: two stories about flags. Well, maybe it was a heck
Speaker 2: of us a.
Speaker 1: Bit just flags as the theme. Dude, I'm gonna tell you,
Speaker 1: I went for a walk the other day.
Speaker 2: I wish you would have slipped up a kid. And
Speaker 2: you'll never believe that.
Speaker 1: And there was a Vandy in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2: Hanging on one of the houses was a Vandy geez dude, dude,
Speaker 2: Now you mentioned a Vandy flag.
Speaker 1: I went for a walk to the dog for a
Speaker 1: walk the other day, walking normal route. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, because you pretty much walk the same route. Yes,
Speaker 1: you walk the same route. There's only so many ways
Speaker 1: you can go left, right, or straight. On your street.
Speaker 1: You come up to the corner, you can either go
Speaker 1: left or right. I mean, it's pretty easy to go
Speaker 1: around the neighborhood the same way every time. And I'm
Speaker 1: walking by this one house that I walked by all
Speaker 1: the time, and they have a flag flying on their
Speaker 1: front porch. Now they got the little flag holder on
Speaker 1: the column, they got the little brackets and flag points
Speaker 1: out towards the street, and they're flapping in the wind
Speaker 1: a Carolina Panthers flag.
Speaker 2: Stop. I'm like, come on, it was Bone's house.
Speaker 1: Nobody in their right mind has ever flown a Carolina
Speaker 1: flag in the neighborhood. All of a sudden, they make
Speaker 1: the playoffs and in the wind flaps the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 2: We got valls, And then there's people that'll do preds.
Speaker 2: But then there's a random guy right next to the
Speaker 2: golf course who does Texas Rangers just stop? I like it, No,
Speaker 2: I don't. Just it's you're in Tennessee, just and it's baseball.
Speaker 2: It's like one of the third or fourth ranked sports.
Speaker 1: Like stop, there's a house that I drive by on
Speaker 1: it when I go pick up at a one restaurant.
Speaker 1: They switch it out per season. They like have the
Speaker 1: NSC flag, they have a Bama flag, and they have
Speaker 1: a W for the Cubs whenever they win. He it's
Speaker 1: out the W. So he rotates the flags. Cheez, that's
Speaker 1: a lot of work. He's retired, probably probably doesn't do much.
Speaker 2: Hey, honey, afternoon game Cubs won. Hey, would you mind
Speaker 2: rotating out the flag? Hey honey, I'm I'm running late
Speaker 2: from work. The Cubs just won an afternoon game. We
Speaker 2: need to get that up four five o'clock traffic. Can
Speaker 2: you get that flag out there? Okay, Bill, I'll put
Speaker 2: it up there.
Speaker 1: So annoying. And he doesn't hang it on his house.
Speaker 1: He hangs it on the utility pole and he's like
Speaker 1: at the edge of his yard so everybody on the
Speaker 1: street can see it.
Speaker 2: Be cooler if he's in Chicago, But I like appreciate
Speaker 2: the effort.
Speaker 1: And then I gotta say, I watched I flipped on
Speaker 1: the TV the other night.
Speaker 2: Can we segue though from flag stories. Yeah, that was dangerous.
Speaker 1: Now we're off the flags, thank you, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: go to the flag ship and I'm going to talk
Speaker 1: about I still don't understand it. I flip on the
Speaker 1: TV the other night and they got that Tiger Woods
Speaker 1: golf on again. I don't understand how people watch this.
Speaker 2: They don't do They just have to have a certain
Speaker 2: amount of programming because he's indoors and isn't it on
Speaker 2: a VR machine?
Speaker 1: You're hitting into a screen, but at the very end
Speaker 1: are you playing on the green? I I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Like I saw one guy telling Tiger, I don't even
Speaker 2: know if it's a new clipper an old one, where
Speaker 2: he goes, maybe it was Michael Kim, I want to
Speaker 2: say it was. It was maybe I believe it was him,
Speaker 2: and he goes, man, you're weird dude, because Tiger's saying
Speaker 2: how he hits it out of the bunker, And Michael
Speaker 2: Kim goes, you're weird, Tiger, You're weird dude, and Tiger goes,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: Because golfers are kind of weird, so for you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know if there's me a lot of audio
Speaker 2: from golfers outside of Koepka, Rory and Justin Thomas.
Speaker 1: So I watched like thirty seconds of it and the
Speaker 1: guy steps up and he drives it into the screen
Speaker 1: and then it starts rolling. I don't understand. I didn't understand.
Speaker 1: So when it when it lands on the green, they
Speaker 1: just go and place it there once.
Speaker 2: Ah, that probably is. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I watched thirty seconds and my wife was like, is
Speaker 1: there a crowd there? There's people actually go and watch this.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's better in person, she goes.
Speaker 1: I said yeah, and I said, and it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: She goes, well, I mean people go watch people play
Speaker 1: video games, So I mean it's not any different. I said, yes,
Speaker 1: But I don't understand. How is that on national television.
Speaker 1: How do people sit there in their home, like, out
Speaker 1: of everything there is to watch on Hulu, on HBO, Max,
Speaker 1: on Netflix, and you're tuning in to watch guys hit
Speaker 1: it into a screen. Give me a break. It's stupid.
Speaker 2: Good promotion over a puputt event this weekend. But also,
Speaker 2: but that's not into a screen. You're actually putting the ball.
Speaker 2: There's so many TV shows that my thing is like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: there's a crazy new show out. These zombies bang each other.
Speaker 2: Whoa like?
Speaker 1: There's so many different options, so many I know there's
Speaker 1: no way you can keep up.
Speaker 2: But bright, I'm not trying to keep up. But when
Speaker 2: somebody says, hey, listen, man, I watching the show with
Speaker 2: my wife the number five out of five two zombies
Speaker 2: drilling each other, you know what, I'm good. Even though
Speaker 2: it's a great show. I have all this other stuff
Speaker 2: I'm into. I'm into tropical stuff. I'm into a little
Speaker 2: bit of romance. I'm into some humor. Maybe if it's
Speaker 2: a mystery killing, me and my wife are into that.
Speaker 2: But zombies banging, I don't care. If ninety percent of
Speaker 2: the world has seen this Twilight Walking Dead where these
Speaker 2: people that are freezing cold try to have sex, I'm
Speaker 2: not watching it. My name's Ben, and eyeing in it.
Speaker 2: My name's Paul. That's up to y'all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get to watch a lot of TV,
Speaker 1: so I can't. I can't argue with you. I have
Speaker 1: very few shows that I watch. Batter's Box, yells at mean,
Speaker 1: you've never watched uh what thanks that one called Breaking Bad,
Speaker 1: Peaky Blinders, Oh my god, it's so good. You've never
Speaker 1: seen stranger things. What are you doing well? I mean
Speaker 1: I just don't have time.
Speaker 2: Well. And the one that Bone recommended Reverence or he
Speaker 2: almost made me go watch I think for the stop stop.
Speaker 2: This guy goes to work every day. Awesome. I want
Speaker 2: to watch a job about a guy or a movie
Speaker 2: about a guy going to work. Cool.
Speaker 1: Now, NFL playoffs, dude, this weekend. Now, First of all,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna be her Monday, So Indiana rolls on
Speaker 1: Monday night, right, Indiana's national champs. I'm I'm hoping for that.
Speaker 1: Then this weekend, I don't know how we're not taking
Speaker 1: all the underdogs.
Speaker 2: I mean Signity Cignati. Oh, I just came up with that.
Speaker 2: Nobody said it before Pat Nitt.
Speaker 1: That was so good.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking of the T shirts. Have you
Speaker 2: seen They make it look like cigarettes in Marlborough, says Signetti,
Speaker 2: and it has that red Marlboro shit. And I was
Speaker 2: just thinking of that and said signaty. I just came
Speaker 2: up with sports centers a block on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: You need to go ahead, and uh, what do you
Speaker 1: call that?
Speaker 2: Trademarks? I'm the first person.
Speaker 1: I'll text my father in law. He'll get it done.
Speaker 2: Tell Mary, uh, we make a million retire.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I would be out of here so fast
Speaker 1: it's not even funny. I'd be like, I do one
Speaker 1: last pod saying goodbye everybody, and then be like catch
Speaker 1: me on the beach, man, I'll be out of here.
Speaker 2: And then what after that? I would be like, Hey,
Speaker 2: every convention here till the end of time is canceled. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. I don't even like the beach.
Speaker 1: I don't even like the beach, So why do I
Speaker 1: always say I'd buy something at the beach. I hate
Speaker 1: the beach, but the view.
Speaker 2: Is amazing and you're doing it wrong, but yes, continue.
Speaker 1: Uh anyway, I mean Buffalo going into Denver, Buffalo, come on,
Speaker 1: like bow Knicks is gonna beat Josh Allen stop.
Speaker 2: And a majority of the year bo Nicks was bottom
Speaker 2: half in QBR rankings, didn't really play very well as
Speaker 2: people are saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I mean Houston is going to New
Speaker 1: England and they're getting three. I mean, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: New England hadn't played anybody all year either.
Speaker 2: There was a stat last week Houston playing whoever they
Speaker 2: played in won Pittsburgh QBR when Bullock was thrown to
Speaker 2: zero point zero QBR, like you cannot get the ball
Speaker 2: anywhere near ball. He's a receiver. On defense, he's a
Speaker 2: number one defensive player, number one free safety in the
Speaker 2: history of the world for Texans. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then the Bears. I mean, you're gonna give me
Speaker 1: a dome team. Matthew Stafford, coming to the frozen, frozen, frozen,
Speaker 1: frozen Chicago, said this maybe one of the coldest games
Speaker 1: in the history of the NFL. Oh my gosh, I
Speaker 1: can't wait.
Speaker 2: Let's freaking go. And he's got a bad thumb, and
Speaker 2: he's got a bad thumb, and he's got a bad
Speaker 2: case of an ears. Whoa, things are white, man. He's
Speaker 2: been doing some interviews or maybe they just finally got posted.
Speaker 2: They went a shade too white.
Speaker 1: But hey, guys, have a great weekend. We're going to
Speaker 1: the convention. If you ain't here, you're missing it. Your
Speaker 1: name is Bennett and you're not in it.
Speaker 2: Your name is Paul and you leaving it up to y'all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are missing it all Oh man? Was
Speaker 1: that good? Yeah? All right? We're out the NFL this weekend.
Speaker 1: There should be some so good games.
Speaker 2: We're gonna watch good games this weekend a convention. We
Speaker 2: really are, because we'll have Bills and then we'll have
Speaker 2: the next day, we'll have Your or No Will. It'll
Speaker 2: be forty nine ers at night, and then we'll have
Speaker 2: Texans the falling Sunday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, I will say that I thought
Speaker 1: about it. We did see Buddy Glass and the Buffalo
Speaker 1: Bills play as part of our watch party Coaches convention too,
Speaker 1: And the only reason I remember this, I was like, oh, dude,
Speaker 1: finally Buddy Glass gets to watch his bills at the convention.
Speaker 1: He always has to watch the Chiefs. I think they
Speaker 1: played the Chiefs that day and he got so depressed
Speaker 1: that they lost. He walked out of Palace Station and
Speaker 1: he tried to walk back to the Resorts World. And
Speaker 1: that's when we passed him in the cab and he
Speaker 1: was just sitting on the train tracks.
Speaker 2: True story, too true story.
Speaker 1: So that's when I remembered. I was like, he did
Speaker 1: get to see his bills play at the convention. Man,
Speaker 1: poor Buddy Glass. He's a fine human being. We gotta go, man,
Speaker 1: I gotta get I'm taking a nap. I'm taking a
Speaker 1: nap today cannot wait for tonight.
Speaker 2: Get you a nap and guys on the Instagram just
Speaker 2: search it Sore Losers Podcast. I put a map of
Speaker 2: the entire invention and I tagged all the people that
Speaker 2: we're going to be doing our events at so you
Speaker 2: can just easily click them. See their profile, John Daly's.
Speaker 2: You can see the talent. They seem like a great
Speaker 2: service staff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm not getting a haircut. My hair looks good,
Speaker 1: so I'm not gonna get a haircut, but I may shave.
Speaker 1: Do I need shaved? Do I look all right?
Speaker 2: All right,