Speaker 1: All right, let's get back in here today in the
Speaker 1: Eyes up Here studio. It is me, the Chatter and
Speaker 1: the Queen of extreme. It is Eyes up Here. We
Speaker 1: are getting here today to play another I guess you
Speaker 1: could say a little outside the box game quote unquote,
Speaker 1: if you will. We used to play this back in
Speaker 1: our old Patreon dyes or our Patreon listeners will remember
Speaker 1: when we used to play a little classic f Mary Kill.
Speaker 1: We played it boink Mary. We said boank Mary kill
Speaker 1: on YouTube. I had to be very creative so we
Speaker 1: could post it. And I think I said, like I
Speaker 1: I didn't even say f. I said, like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if it was smashed Mary kill. Like there's many
Speaker 1: names for this game.
Speaker 2: I think we used so boink is good because boink
Speaker 2: won't get us demonetized. So we can use boink and
Speaker 2: everybody knows what that means.
Speaker 1: Classic game. Pass the time in the car with something
Speaker 1: like this. It's stupid, it's it means nothing. These This
Speaker 1: is not like you're gonna go have some sort of
Speaker 1: fantasy or runaway with the people you're naming. It's just
Speaker 1: literally the names that you blurred out. But I this
Speaker 1: is a game that's been played forever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's fun. It's a fun game. The only
Speaker 2: time it's not fun is when you use the people
Speaker 2: in the room because then.
Speaker 1: Oh then then bruise the egos and a lot of Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you don't want to do that. You want to
Speaker 2: use people that you'll never meet or you know you
Speaker 2: have no chance of scoring with. But yeah, we we
Speaker 2: both have a list. So I think you go first
Speaker 2: and read one trio to me, and I'll do the
Speaker 2: first response for you.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll go first here, I guess so I've
Speaker 1: got I'm gonna start with something very relevant to the
Speaker 1: current events of the day. I'm just going to go
Speaker 1: with our presidential race that we have at the moment.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go out of the shoot with with
Speaker 1: with the hot, the hotness, hot, the hot topics. We've
Speaker 1: got our incumbent president, We've got President Biden, we've got
Speaker 1: forty five Donald Trump President Trump, and we've got RFK
Speaker 1: as a third because he's the independent. You know, he's
Speaker 1: the third guy out there still RFK, you know a
Speaker 1: lot of people forgetting him. But those are my three
Speaker 1: to start us off.
Speaker 2: Well, me, first of all, what a choice.
Speaker 1: If you're with RFK. You got to hear that voice
Speaker 1: twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2: But he I mean, he's arguably the best looking one
Speaker 2: out of the three.
Speaker 1: And that doesn't say he's still got his looks. He
Speaker 1: definitely does still have the looks.
Speaker 2: Yes, and he is a Kennedy, right, I'd have to
Speaker 2: oh god, I'd have to blink. Donald Trump, Mary.
Speaker 1: That's a great decision. I'm liking the decision.
Speaker 2: Marry, marry to Kennedy. I'd have to kill Joe Biden.
Speaker 2: He's dead anyway. He doesn't respond too much. I mean,
Speaker 2: he'd be useless to me. Sorry, because the man is ill.
Speaker 2: He's very sick. But yeah, he's he doesn't have much time.
Speaker 1: You made the right decision, I think, so don't worry. Yeah, huge,
Speaker 1: good decision. But wait, so what were you doing with
Speaker 1: r f K marrying him? You're marrying him blue blood?
Speaker 1: You know you're you're going to be in the lavish
Speaker 1: luxury of the Kennedy's.
Speaker 2: You know, why not?
Speaker 1: Way to go.
Speaker 2: He's the youngest one too, isn't he younger? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's got more life to him, So why wouldn't I
Speaker 2: marry him? But now that if I married the Donald,
Speaker 2: I mean, I'd be cracking up all day long because
Speaker 2: you know, he's hilarious.
Speaker 1: But only other problem with Kennedy is this is what
Speaker 1: you be doing all day kind of you'd be doing
Speaker 1: this because you just be talking the whole time. What
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're still talking about this? Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2: You forget that. I travel with Shane Douglas Kid Kid
Speaker 2: love the guy. I love him. Stop it.
Speaker 1: He likes to, he does. Let's go, let's hear it.
Speaker 1: What you got?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my turn. All right, let's start off with
Speaker 2: a wrestling one.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, one wrestling one. Okay, So we're gonna do.
Speaker 2: May Young.
Speaker 1: The whole Bass.
Speaker 2: Now take the time to just think about each individual
Speaker 2: and what they can offer you in the long.
Speaker 1: Okay. I'm going to be very quick on this one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill Nicole Bass Sad, sorry because I just
Speaker 1: I can't. There's too many questions.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1: There's just too many questions that to be had there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna marry Mula, you are, yes, Because Mula had
Speaker 1: the money. Mula had her her little empire going on there,
Speaker 1: her her ranch, you know, her Mula Island there and
Speaker 1: uh hey, for you know, all we know May Young
Speaker 1: with little Craig Cray, so that must have been a
Speaker 1: little bit of fun. So that's an easy one for me.
Speaker 2: I think May Young was a trip, and I think.
Speaker 1: Bed hey, that hand had to get there somewhere somehow.
Speaker 2: All right, good choices, I like it.
Speaker 1: All right. Here we go, Prince Harry, okay, Prince William
Speaker 1: or King Charles.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, well guess who's dying.
Speaker 1: Poor Prince Harry.
Speaker 2: The king is dying. King Charles, get out of here,
Speaker 2: he's done. I don't know if I'm off the mark
Speaker 2: on this one, but I hear that William is a
Speaker 2: cheater the lovely Kate, which pisces me off. And I hear,
Speaker 2: and I could be wrong, but I hear Harry is
Speaker 2: so enamored of Megan. So I'm going to boink William
Speaker 2: because he was the one that was good looking when
Speaker 2: they were younger. But now the tide's turning, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: marry Harry.
Speaker 1: You know, not a bad shot a woman.
Speaker 2: He left the luxurious life of being a prince to
Speaker 2: be in commoner with his wife, and wow, he's so
Speaker 2: in love.
Speaker 1: That's true, or.
Speaker 2: That's it whipped. That's okay, I'm wrong, but the king
Speaker 2: gotta go. Sorry, body so old? There was again this
Speaker 2: is sad, but there was a picture him and his hands.
Speaker 2: Have you seen that picture?
Speaker 1: They were inflated, right, they were swollen.
Speaker 2: It looked like cartoon character hands. What the hell is
Speaker 2: going on with him? Problems? I don't want to marry that.
Speaker 2: He had sausage fingers.
Speaker 1: Sausage fingers might give you a good time, though.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that. But no, he's not my
Speaker 2: cup of tea.
Speaker 1: All right, I got a wrestling one for you.
Speaker 2: Did you just make this up?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You did? Oh?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. You ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Andre the Giant Jesus, the Ultimate Warrior, okay, or the
Speaker 1: macho man?
Speaker 2: Randy said, could you imagine?
Speaker 1: I think that that answer is pretty glean. Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: the ultimate Warrior, all all gassed up with the.
Speaker 2: Like crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine he gets in there and he's the top sheet,
Speaker 1: is what I mean. Andre had a love child, So Andre,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Really with who?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, uh, the daughter that he has.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but who was the who was the woman?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what his name was? And
Speaker 1: he he was with Bob Wharton's sister for many years
Speaker 1: on the side.
Speaker 2: Wow, oh yeah, all right, Well, I'm sorry, but I'd
Speaker 2: have to kill Andre. I think I think I would
Speaker 2: be a flat pancake making love to Andre the Giant.
Speaker 2: I can't find that pleasurable. I'm sorry. Uh, I am
Speaker 2: going to oh gosh, blink, Randy.
Speaker 1: Oh, I like kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I marry the Ultimate Warrior.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can't. You can't divorce him after like
Speaker 1: one day.
Speaker 2: I can't. Oh, well, tough tough decision there, but that's
Speaker 2: who I would choose.
Speaker 1: Tough break for Andre.
Speaker 2: Andre. Well, somebody loved him, wasn't me.
Speaker 1: What do you got?
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: A cartoon one, Oh okay, good.
Speaker 2: I have the Redheads. I have Wilma Flintstone, Lois Griffin
Speaker 2: or Jane Jetson.
Speaker 1: I'd have to say that Lois Griffin would have to
Speaker 1: go because the voice, I voice has to go.
Speaker 2: She's the sexy one out of the three. She's like
Speaker 2: the one that like was like every time Peter would
Speaker 2: come in, she'd being lingerie and stuff.
Speaker 1: No, the voice, it's the voice, okay, Rhode Island accent. Nope,
Speaker 1: gotta go. I would say, marry Jane Jetson.
Speaker 2: And Wilma Bank Wilma Interesting.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, h I don't know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You know, we're already in the stone Age.
Speaker 2: You know they're all attractive cartoons.
Speaker 1: No, it's not choice, it's funny. I have two of
Speaker 1: the three of those spouses in my next one.
Speaker 2: You have a cartoon one.
Speaker 1: I have Fred Flintstone George Jetson, but instead of Peter Griffin,
Speaker 1: I have Homer Simpson.
Speaker 2: Fred Flintstone Peter, I mean Fred Flintstone George Jetson former Simpson.
Speaker 2: I would kill Homer Simpson. Come on, Yeah, he's a dope.
Speaker 2: He'd be the worst husband ever, eating donuts and messing
Speaker 2: drinking beer all day. No, I couldn't do it. I'd
Speaker 2: marry see. I like both guys, though.
Speaker 1: But Fred is like a more polished version of Homer.
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna blink Fred, and I'll marry George.
Speaker 2: Because George has that steady job, thin, he looks.
Speaker 1: Good, He's always running on the outdoor treadmill.
Speaker 2: He's in shape. He's got it, you know. He's got
Speaker 2: that cool car that just floats in the air. Fred
Speaker 2: doesn't have any money.
Speaker 1: The Jetsons have their ship together.
Speaker 2: They do they really do? And like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to live in a rock for a house, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't want a car that I have to start
Speaker 2: with my feet. I'm going with George, Yeah, George Jetson,
Speaker 2: what did dream? Okay? All right, I have two more here. Okay,
Speaker 2: what do you think about the Kardashian sisters? Love them?
Speaker 1: You know, I mean I never never, haven't given him
Speaker 1: much thought?
Speaker 2: Kim, Chloe or Courtney?
Speaker 1: Oh see, you went with the three, the original three.
Speaker 2: The original three? Yeah, because don't be a dirty old man.
Speaker 2: The other two are too young for you.
Speaker 1: We talk about they're like in their twenties. Now. I'm
Speaker 1: still in my ear.
Speaker 2: Negative.
Speaker 1: That's what everybody tells me. That's to looks like.
Speaker 2: Uh, now are you going by looks alone? Are you
Speaker 2: going buy? You know? Personality? Are you money? What are
Speaker 2: you doing?
Speaker 1: Married? You gotta marry Kim because of the money.
Speaker 2: Money?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, you gotta kill uh? What's her name? Chloe?
Speaker 1: Honestly because from what I remember, she was the most obnoxious.
Speaker 1: She was one with lamar odom right, yes, yeh, look
Speaker 1: what she did to him. She drove the poor guy
Speaker 1: nuts and uh, you gotta what's the other one Courtney,
Speaker 1: Courtney Courtney. But but she was with that guy Scott right.
Speaker 2: Yes, Scott Dickinson, and Courtney to me is no dissick
Speaker 2: Scott whatever his name is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she's pretty obnoxious too, But now we're gonna
Speaker 1: save her, so will be the boy.
Speaker 2: I think Courtney is the most down to earth out
Speaker 2: of the three. She just seems like she's the most
Speaker 2: down to earth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she doesn't have as much money as Kim.
Speaker 2: I don't think any of them do.
Speaker 1: And we've also seen Kim's performance and it ain't that impressive.
Speaker 2: Oh well, she was tired that day. She was just tired.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe ray J had something to do with that too.
Speaker 2: Girl needs to break every once in a while. All right,
Speaker 2: All attractive though.
Speaker 1: All that same? What are they Armenian? Armenian? Look?
Speaker 2: Well, their dad was that lawyer Robert Robert Cardassian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think they look more like the mom
Speaker 1: mm hmmm, because they have she has that same dark hair,
Speaker 1: and the the.
Speaker 2: Mom's attractive too. Now did you hear the the rumor
Speaker 2: about that family with the mother that she would pimp
Speaker 2: them out when they were younger?
Speaker 1: And I heard I've heard stuff like that.
Speaker 2: If that's true, that is absolutely terrible.
Speaker 1: That surprise. I mean again, it's Hollywood. It's anything goes
Speaker 1: in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: I could never, God forbid, I could never do that
Speaker 2: to my children.
Speaker 1: It's Hollywood. Anything goes, they don't. It's all bets are off.
Speaker 1: I mean it's uh, it's somewhat when they get their
Speaker 1: claws in you. It doesn't matter as long as your
Speaker 1: status rises, it doesn't matter who's expendable.
Speaker 2: Sick six six six, all right, you have one more
Speaker 2: for me and I got one more for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how about this one? Captain America, iron Man or Thor?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute now, are we going live action? Because
Speaker 2: that's what you're.
Speaker 1: Going to live action, and it is not the actors,
Speaker 1: It is the characters. Captain America, iron Man or Thor.
Speaker 2: Because Thor was played by that really good looking uh yeah,
Speaker 2: I like him.
Speaker 1: One of them. I don't remember which one.
Speaker 2: Iron Man was played by Robert Downey Junior, who looks
Speaker 2: great for his age. Captain America was Chris Evans.
Speaker 1: Chris Evans, yep.
Speaker 2: It looks like the boy next door to me.
Speaker 1: But remember back to my movie? Was that he was
Speaker 1: in not another teen movie? Where he was wearing the
Speaker 1: cherry pie bikini.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: I'll have to go back and ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna, oh wow, let me marry.
Speaker 1: Thor oh him do the gardening with his shirt off?
Speaker 2: Sure I will, Oh god. I don't want to kill
Speaker 2: either of these two. They're so cute. Why do I
Speaker 2: have to kill somebody? I don't know? And I don't know?
Speaker 2: Is this Marvel or DC?
Speaker 1: This is Marvel.
Speaker 2: It's Marvel. Are they all in the Marvel family?
Speaker 1: They're in the the Avengers. Now, I'm not a Marvel guy.
Speaker 1: I'm just going off of this pop culture. Yeah, nuttiness,
Speaker 1: that is the Avenger.
Speaker 2: We'll shoot, I'll blink. Captain America, I'll kill. I don't
Speaker 2: want to, but I'll kill the Who's the guy? Iron Man.
Speaker 1: Robert Downey Jr's got the most money? Or iron Man?
Speaker 1: Tony Starker meant iron Man? He doesn't have money. He's
Speaker 1: the rich guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but just sleeping one on one time isn't
Speaker 2: gonna get me any money.
Speaker 1: But he might pay you some hush money.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I reverse that. I don't know anything about
Speaker 2: these comics. I have no clue. I just know that
Speaker 2: Chris Helmsworth is hot. There you go, So I'll marry him.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one more.
Speaker 2: You have to give, you have to oh, I have
Speaker 2: to give you Yeah, okay, ready, Roseanne Bar, Rosie O'Donnell
Speaker 2: or paula.
Speaker 1: Self inflicted poisoning by myself rose Ane? When I mean,
Speaker 1: she looks better now than she did, a lot better now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she looks better. So right now I'm.
Speaker 1: Thinking, like Roseanne here and like the intro music of
Speaker 1: the TV show when they're going around.
Speaker 2: The table, she really got herself together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so rose Ane, Rosie and who was the other one?
Speaker 2: Pauladine, the cook, real good cooks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. But we also have to
Speaker 1: hear that voice. Come on, y'all, Rosie's dead, she's got money.
Speaker 1: Rosie's god. Rosie's just unbearable. She's just absolute worst.
Speaker 2: I agree the on and Roseanne Bar, you're gonna have
Speaker 2: a role.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, let's go, uh boink Roseanne and marry Paulaine.
Speaker 2: There you go. I'd marry Pauladine too, just for the cooking.
Speaker 1: Southern some southern fried cooking. You'd probably keep you entertained
Speaker 1: with the things that she says. Negatively about people. Probably
Speaker 1: have to be bail out of jail if you forgot
Speaker 1: about that, like, hey, keep it down, we're in public.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well if she apologized, so she's all good.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna give you one more. One more. Okay,
Speaker 1: this one you'll like because your this is your up,
Speaker 1: your alley. Chandler, Joey Ross, Oh oh my Chandler Chandler Bing.
Speaker 2: You love him all right? I'd have to kill Ross
Speaker 2: because Ross could be No. I liked him, but he
Speaker 2: was just a little too much sometimes like annoying. I
Speaker 2: don't know, like I just can't, so I would kill Ross.
Speaker 2: I probably banged Joey because Joey is just a good
Speaker 2: time and Chandler was just I loved Chandler Bing. I
Speaker 2: think everybody loved Chandler Bing. I get sad every time
Speaker 2: I think about him. So sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're still talking about it too. For possible murder,
Speaker 1: well did that? Yeah that there you know that there's
Speaker 1: whoever was with him, you know, could get charged with murder.
Speaker 1: Well for the drowning, for what what was in his body?
Speaker 2: Oh oh they gave it to him for what?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What drugs in? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so sad there are so like obviously I've never
Speaker 2: met him, but there were a couple of deaths that
Speaker 2: really got me. He was one of them, and the
Speaker 2: other one was Paul Walker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a crazy Paul.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I I remember, I think I found out
Speaker 2: about that, like scrolling, like when I was in bed,
Speaker 2: Like it was late when I found out, and I
Speaker 2: couldn't sleep. It was haunting. It made me so upset,
Speaker 2: so very sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was. I can't remember I was at something
Speaker 1: when it happened, and I remember hearing about it like
Speaker 1: might have been might have been out when it happened,
Speaker 1: And yeah, I was nuts. That was nuts.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for leaving us on a downer there, yeh.
Speaker 1: Wow, sad, very sad. All right. Well, uh, I like
Speaker 1: doing these kinds of things and we can continue.
Speaker 2: To do these. Yeah, And I know everybody if I
Speaker 2: was in the list, everybody would marry me because I'm
Speaker 2: so cool.
Speaker 1: No one want kill me, right, Nope, not at all?
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, okay, at all, not at all? Got it?
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