WEBVTT - E2 | Attack of the Goblins

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<v Speaker 1>A fairy a quest. Aiden, I'm not so sure about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean not to point out the obvious, but you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't even leveled up yet. What if you get into

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<v Speaker 1>a battle with a giant beast or something? Buddy, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to remind you that it's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>go well for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember the slimes, Okay, digested my slimes? Please help me? Yeah, Dad,

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<v Speaker 2>I know. It just means that I've got to be

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<v Speaker 2>more careful than the others. Plus safety numbers, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have Pork here. He looks like he's been in

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<v Speaker 2>a few fights, haven't you, big guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Call me big guy again and I'll toss you into

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<v Speaker 3>that lake over there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he seems pleasant anyways, Aiden, As your dad, I

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<v Speaker 1>just have some hesitations about this. Run it by me again.

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<v Speaker 1>What exactly is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still a little fuzzy on the details myself. At Pork,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to tell.

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<v Speaker 3>Him buckle up, pops, this one's a doozy. Once there

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<v Speaker 3>were five heroes known all over the land for their bravery,

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<v Speaker 3>their abilities, and their desire to help everyone they met.

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<v Speaker 3>They fought dragons, trolls, rock, monsters, you name it, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was their quest giver in charge of finding and

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<v Speaker 3>giving them quests to help them level up. But one

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<v Speaker 3>day on their own, Glitch started acting weird. You see,

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<v Speaker 3>Glitch's ability was that he could skip forward and backwards

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<v Speaker 3>in time, but the more he used his power, the

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<v Speaker 3>more he started to see things, things that haven't happened

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<v Speaker 3>yet but could still come to pass. One day, and

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<v Speaker 3>we're not exactly sure what happened, Glitch went crazy, started

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<v Speaker 3>ranting and raving, kicked us all out of our headquarters.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing made sense, and no amount of trying to talk

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<v Speaker 3>to him helped. Over time, a dark cloud started to

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<v Speaker 3>form over the base and a weird energy started crackling

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<v Speaker 3>around him. One day it got really bad. Me and

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<v Speaker 3>the other heroes went inside to try and stop whatever

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<v Speaker 3>was happening, but before we could stop him, he sealed

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<v Speaker 3>all of the heroes away into the crystals and sent

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<v Speaker 3>them all over the world. As for me, he stuffed

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<v Speaker 3>me inside a puzzle box that your son found. And

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<v Speaker 3>that's about all I know. We gotta stop whatever Glitch

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<v Speaker 3>is doing, and we've got to rescue the four heroes.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice story, Beef, Hey it's Park. Well, I'm not a

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<v Speaker 1>big fan of my son leaving the ghost. Stop some

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<v Speaker 1>maniac who can glitch through time. Call me over, protective.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad, you're not listening. I'm not trying to beat Glitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just wanting to help Pork rescue the four heroes.

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<v Speaker 2>Once we do that, I'm sure they'll have a plan

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<v Speaker 2>to take on Glitch again.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Aiden, maybe if you were a level

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<v Speaker 1>five or ten, but certainly not as a level one.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't even taught you proper sword holding for them yet.

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<v Speaker 1>You see, it's all about thumb placement and.

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<v Speaker 3>Goblins.

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<v Speaker 2>Goblins are attacking goblins.

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<v Speaker 1>Aiden, Pork, get inside quick, lock the door and don't

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<v Speaker 1>come out. Got it? No, Dad, I want to help Aiden.

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<v Speaker 1>This is too dangerous. Listen to me. You can't fight

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<v Speaker 1>these things. They're too fast and too mean. Go inside,

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<v Speaker 1>close the door.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh fine, come on, Pork.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever you say, Boss, Grab my armor, my hammer, my helmets.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I need two helmets? No, that'd be dumb. I

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<v Speaker 1>only have one head, jeez.

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<v Speaker 2>So I guess we just sit here until the goblins

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<v Speaker 2>go away.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, the last thing I want to do is get

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<v Speaker 3>on your dad's bad side. He's the local blacksmith. He's

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<v Speaker 3>probably got a giant club the size of a cow.

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<v Speaker 3>He'd bring down on my head if I got you

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<v Speaker 3>into trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just protective, is all, you know. He was a

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<v Speaker 2>great adventurer himself until Mom, well Mom left us. They

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<v Speaker 2>called him the stone Prince because while all the other

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<v Speaker 2>fighters used weapons made of steel and iron, he always

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<v Speaker 2>chiseled and made his hammers out of the sturdiest and

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<v Speaker 2>strongest rocks from the deepest caves. He's kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>legend in these parts. You know.

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<v Speaker 3>That's amazing, kid. I can see why not leveling up

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<v Speaker 3>like your dad has been tough on you. You want

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<v Speaker 3>to be like him, don't you?

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<v Speaker 2>Sort of? I don't really know. I mean, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think I'm ever going to swing a huge hammer like him.

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<v Speaker 2>But what I think i'd most is his ability to

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<v Speaker 2>protect the people around him. If I could do anything

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<v Speaker 2>he does, it's that, you know. Same with my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>She was always willing to use her shield to protect

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<v Speaker 2>the people she loves most. Actually, Pork, that gives me

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<v Speaker 2>an idea. What do you say we get rid of

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<v Speaker 2>these goblins?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Didn't your dad say we had to stay in

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<v Speaker 3>the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Who said we were leaving the house?

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<v Speaker 3>Come here, you tiny little bogger creatures.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not getting all my cheese today, not like last time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, it seems I can't get my chunky, needy

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<v Speaker 2>and tender friend unstuck from this treasure chest. Oh no, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>my barrel chested friend. It'd be a shame if a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of big, strong goblins came to eat you.

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<v Speaker 1>Aiden.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Trust me, dad? Oh no, my scrumptious little fairy friend

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<v Speaker 2>is stuck. I hope no goblins come to eat him.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, kid, you're really selling it a bit too much here, Aiden.

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<v Speaker 1>You left the door to the house open. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get inside.

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<v Speaker 2>Trust me. You goblins up here, cat's this They're covered

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<v Speaker 2>up by a huge blanket. Now, cork, Now, everyone barricade

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<v Speaker 2>the doors.

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<v Speaker 1>Aiden, I told you to stay in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Technically I'm in the house. I've just barricaded the upstairs

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<v Speaker 2>and laid a trap for the goblins downstairs, so that

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<v Speaker 2>the entire rating party traps themselves inside the house, thinking

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<v Speaker 2>they can come in and get an easy meal by

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<v Speaker 2>eating my stout fairy friend, when they're actually being trapped

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<v Speaker 2>in our house by all of our neighbors who have

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<v Speaker 2>now blocked on the exits, so we can keep them

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<v Speaker 2>in there until we can tie them up and send

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<v Speaker 2>them back to the Goblin King, who's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>pretty mad about an unauthorized rating party coming to human territory.

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<v Speaker 1>Aiden, that's incredible. You thought of this plan all by yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean yeah, but I wouldn't have been able

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<v Speaker 2>to pull it off if it weren't for the help

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<v Speaker 2>of all the townspeople pitching in.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, Pops. This kid's got the chops to be

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<v Speaker 3>a leader. I can tell.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Aiden, come on down from there. I think we've

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<v Speaker 1>got some stuff to talk about. So if you're sure

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do this, I'm not going to stop you.

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<v Speaker 1>If you feel like you've got a quest in your heart,

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<v Speaker 1>then I want to support you.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad. It's like I was telling Pork earlier, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>that I want to be a fighter. It's not that

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<v Speaker 2>I want to go and be a mighty warrior like you.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to help people like Mom helped people

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<v Speaker 2>like you help people by protecting the village and by

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<v Speaker 2>being an amazing blacksmith. And right now there are four

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<v Speaker 2>heroes who need help, and I'm not sure they're going

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<v Speaker 2>to get that help. Unless I help them.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right. I think I've just been hesitant to see

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<v Speaker 1>you go out on adventures since your mom. Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I get.

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<v Speaker 2>That, Dad, But I think this is my time, my quest,

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<v Speaker 2>my chance to make my mark.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Son, I get it. Just promise me one thing.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it, Dad? Take this.

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<v Speaker 1>It was your mom's mom's shield. That's right. She always

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to protect people, and she knew that if she

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<v Speaker 1>was using this shield, then nothing in this world could

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<v Speaker 1>hurt the people she loved.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks Dad, I love you, son.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm brushing my chance hand going to bed. You

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<v Speaker 3>two have fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you so much.

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<v Speaker 3>So about what happens with your mom. She sounded like

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<v Speaker 3>a nice lady. I'm sure she's proud of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she is.

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<v Speaker 3>She'll always be in your memory.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I mean she's still around.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, kid, She'll always live in your heart.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean she's like a bird person. Now, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sorry what she's a bird person dual citizenship. She lives

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<v Speaker 2>with the bird. She's a diplomat helping negotiate human bird

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<v Speaker 2>relationships and politics. So she lives in the aviary at

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<v Speaker 2>the top of that mountain with the bird. People. Me

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<v Speaker 2>and my dad can't go up there because we're allergic

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<v Speaker 2>to birds, So she works remotely.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys made it sound like she.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, she comes back like once or twice a month.

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<v Speaker 2>She's doing well, very healthy.

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<v Speaker 3>When you guys are talking about making all these loving

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<v Speaker 3>tributes to you are crying when hugging each other. It

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<v Speaker 3>was the saddest thing I ever thought.

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<v Speaker 2>You telling me that she's alive. What I'm I mean? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because my family means a lot to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Your people are crazy. Seriously, I can't believe I'm trusting

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<v Speaker 3>a quest this important to a crazy person.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, man, it's super cool. They pick her up

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<v Speaker 2>and fly her back and forth. It's pretty gnarly.