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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episode. Me.

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Speaker 2: I tell you girl, flex tight me. I'm six. Welcome

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Speaker 2: to my Mama told me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast when we dive deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the conspiracies of you,

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Speaker 2: the stupid, stupid listener, you.

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Speaker 3: Stupid son of a bitch, and we're gonna talk to you.

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Speaker 2: I guess it's My name is David Boy.

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Speaker 3: I'm Langston Carman, and this is exciting. We we're doing

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Speaker 3: a motherfucking mini episode. We are talking about about y'all shit,

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Speaker 3: and we we got an email Borya. I would say

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Speaker 3: you you brought this to everyone's attention that this email

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Speaker 3: came in. You want to talk about what you felt

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Speaker 3: when you first read this.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you read a statement that makes you feel like

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Speaker 2: you're doing things wrong and you have been doing things wrong,

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Speaker 2: or that you're not playing the game in the way

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Speaker 2: that others are doing and you're missing out. And I

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Speaker 2: think that I think that's that's what I felt here.

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Speaker 2: It was very it was bewildering. It made me question

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Speaker 2: my sense of decorum. It made me question how I

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Speaker 2: go about things in my life and what I am

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Speaker 2: and am not looking for an apartment.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't have put it better myself. I think, I

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Speaker 3: think what what was described to me and then ultimately

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Speaker 3: what I read shocked me. It disgusted me, but it

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Speaker 3: also made me question almost everything, which is what good

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Speaker 3: art does. And so I say, let us share that

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Speaker 3: with with our listeners. Why don't we all have this

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Speaker 3: experience together.

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Speaker 2: Let's get in there.

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Speaker 3: We got an email from a person named well, I

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Speaker 3: think they want us to use their name, a person

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Speaker 3: named Justin. They end with sincerely fucking nerds. So who

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Speaker 3: the fuck knows what that is? Believe in yourself, I guess.

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Speaker 3: But Justin sent us an email where they said, greetings

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Speaker 3: mister Kerrman and your excellency mister Bory.

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Speaker 2: That's what I like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're royal in his eyes. Hey nigga, I know you,

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Speaker 3: I know you you a mud bloods, but he said,

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Speaker 3: I want to say thank you for the many hours

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Speaker 3: of entertainment that you have provided to me on my

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Speaker 3: adventures like you, sendor Kerman. This motherfucker is weird. I

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Speaker 3: grew up outside of the shy Okay it was Rockford.

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Speaker 3: Fuck you, Justin? How far is that Rockford is ours

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Speaker 3: from Chicago?

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Speaker 2: This is that the town from a week of there.

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Speaker 3: Ain't nowhere near where I live. How dare you cross?

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Speaker 3: I crossed a street and I was in Chicago. You

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Speaker 3: had to you had to plan a day trip, you

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Speaker 3: had to pack up picnic basket.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to.

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Speaker 3: Don't make us the same, motherfucker anyway, he says. But

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Speaker 3: I have digressed, he says, my mama told me. And

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Speaker 3: he says a lot of other glowing things about the

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Speaker 3: podcast and and also bust down and he's clearly a

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Speaker 3: big fan, and we appreciate all of that. But he said,

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Speaker 3: my mama told me that if you put ear wax

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Speaker 3: in a girl's vagina and it sizzled, she had an

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Speaker 3: st D heard that from a homeboy in college. Never

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Speaker 3: believed it, but it has definitely stuck with me. And yes,

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Speaker 3: I have tried to get ear wax and place it

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Speaker 3: I didn't have any sure, So I don't know if

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Speaker 3: it works. And I don't bang nasty chicks.

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Speaker 2: You're a liar, you don't bang any chicks. I don't

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Speaker 3: Oh, you're not buying this at all.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't bang nasty chicks. Yeah, oh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I guess you don't know about the spice of life.

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Speaker 2: Then yes, we will never have earbax because if you're impeccable,

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Speaker 2: you q tip it before you get any of the

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Speaker 2: fuck is this guy talking? Sorry, No, I.

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Speaker 3: Think your I think your reaction is is apt it is.

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Speaker 3: It's correct. You don't have any earwax. You can't possibly

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Speaker 3: find a single little drop of residue left in your ear.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like it's not having earwax. Is it hygiene?

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Speaker 2: Not cleaning it out. It's like if you poop, you're

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and also, ear wax ain't ain't not supposed to

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't like this guy, even.

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Speaker 3: Though he treats you like royalty, you're not. You're not

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Speaker 2: Bro tails all his time, total my therapist.

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Speaker 3: He goes on to say, I am currently married and

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Speaker 3: we just celebrated our twentieth anniversary. I was in fucking

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Speaker 3: Iraq proof. So yeah, so I will probably never be

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Speaker 3: able to find out if this is true. So you,

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Speaker 3: dear Sirs, I passed a challenge onto you.

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Speaker 2: I feel like we're getting trolled. At first, I was excited.

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Speaker 2: I don't know about this guy anymore.

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Speaker 3: You're you're not convinced that this isn't somebody just trying

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Speaker 2: Well, y'all, so inserted. I was in Iraq for no reason.

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Speaker 3: He mentions it in the earlier part of the email

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Speaker 3: that he had spent time over there. I assume vacationing.

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Speaker 2: I think he's an oil magnetue. So there's so much

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: First of all, do I believe this? Hell? No, yeah.

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Speaker 3: It it's vile.

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Speaker 2: It's disgusting.

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Speaker 3: It's surely one of the most vile things that I

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Speaker 2: Bro. And look, I'm all for putting stuff in stuff,

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Speaker 2: love how you want to love, like, I don't you

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Speaker 3: It I think what makes it feel the ickiest to

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Speaker 3: like whoever's putting the ear wax in there, like asked,

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Speaker 3: and then the girl was like, hell, yeah, I'm into that.

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Speaker 3: It was surely like, I'm doing this to test you,

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Speaker 3: and then if it works, I'm gonna fuck your earwax

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Speaker 2: You gotta clean that shit. Everything about this is so

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Speaker 3: It really gives me this.

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, what is the because this isn't a kink,

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Speaker 2: this is you're doing it to check if she's clean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And moreover, it also implies that like you were worried

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Speaker 3: truly like, I'm not even convinced that she's well.

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Speaker 2: Not him, he doesn't bang nasty chicks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course then he doesn't have earwax. But but

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Speaker 3: for everybody else, us low life, we were just consenting

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Speaker 3: and the only way to test is through escrement.

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Speaker 2: This is I mean, Olivia has alluded us to the

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Speaker 2: fact that there is an entire reddit about this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it says on the reddit overheard a conversation about

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Speaker 3: how to use ear wax to detect STDs. Overheard fuck you.

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Speaker 3: It goes like this, lying when you're fooling around with

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Speaker 2: Everything about this is a virgin.

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Speaker 3: Oh fuck, it's so gross. Stick your finger into the vagina.

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Speaker 3: If the lady jumps because of burning, then she has

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Speaker 3: a STD. I just want to know if any of

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Speaker 3: y'all heard about this. The first response, and the most

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Speaker 3: wants a wad of ear wax in their goddamn vagina?

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Speaker 3: And whoever said that is correct?

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Speaker 2: I think, yeah, this is this sounds like this is so,

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Speaker 2: and the fact that I don't think men knew how

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Speaker 3: Like listen, buddy, I'm still figuring it out. But I

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Speaker 3: know you ain't supposed to put ear wax in there.

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Speaker 2: I know what can't go in there. Yeah, and I

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Speaker 3: A good I know they have a very sensitive pH ballance. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I know, is a stranger's earwax.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think you should put a stranger's earwax

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, bonjour. It is I Langston Kerman

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Speaker 3: and me.

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Speaker 3: And we are terribly excited because we're bringing our podcast.

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Speaker 3: My mama told me to the Just for Laughs Festival

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Speaker 3: in Montreal.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's gonna be great. We're gonna have great guests

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Speaker 2: for you, door prizes, and us in person. You can

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Speaker 3: Come smell our hair, y'all. You gotta do it, and

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Speaker 3: and listen. We're gonna be at the Hilton Double Tree

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be the best thing you can do

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Speaker 2: Or you can go to hahaha dot com and search

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Speaker 2: my mama told.

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Speaker 3: Me, just look up. My mama told me live shows

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Speaker 3: were gonna be there Montreal. Monsieur we we.

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Speaker 2: They don't even it's not even specific. There's a lot

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Speaker 2: like it burns for clemenia the same way it burns

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Speaker 2: for syphilis.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, are we saying that that AIDS is on the table.

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Speaker 3: If Yeah, if you fucking put earwax in a ladies pussy.

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Speaker 2: This is just And if that was the case, if

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Speaker 2: earwax was some kind of a miracle substance, wouldn't we

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Speaker 2: have done We'd be doing more with it. We'd have

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Speaker 2: been bottling that ship. We have it in abundance.

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Speaker 3: Listen, if earwax could in fact detect STDs, Frank Thomas

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Speaker 3: would be doing commercials where he's like, buddy, you gotta

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Speaker 3: get nugenics and you gotta get this ear wax because

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Speaker 3: we would be need to know if these ladies are dirty.

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Speaker 2: We would be mining it from poor Indian children and

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Speaker 2: Mumbai we'd have earwax factories next to sweatshops.

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Speaker 3: No, ear wax would be a it would be a

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Speaker 3: lost resource. We would be mining it out of people's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is I started out excited about this, but

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Speaker 2: now I hate it.

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Speaker 3: No, it's haunting. This is it's it's truly haunting. It

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Speaker 3: does show you how low humanity continues to sink. I

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Speaker 3: guess it is maybe the best way of phrasing it

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Speaker 3: that like we are, this is where we're at, where

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Speaker 3: we're still telling children that like earwax can be a

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Speaker 3: sick pussy detector. Yeah, also does it work for a

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Speaker 2: Hell? Hell stop it explore this option.

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Speaker 3: It just seems very gendered in a way that I don't.

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Speaker 2: And also it feels like it comes from this idea

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Speaker 2: that like, like you said that, it does feel gender.

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Speaker 2: It does feel like it comes from this place of

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Speaker 2: I put my mouth in there, you know what. I

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Speaker 3: Baby girl, you knew he was an earwax dude.

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Speaker 2: You knew he was an ear wax dude. He's got

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Speaker 2: That's why you don't take Tooma guy who's upper lip

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Speaker 2: That's good for you. They do. They are doing some

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Speaker 2: Mountain dude's trying to catch you. Yeah. But I think

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Speaker 2: I did no sizzling pussy, is I think ever good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's sizzle. If it sizzles, let it chizzle.

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Speaker 3: Pussy ain't a faia. You don't want it to sizzle.

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Speaker 2: Oh you should, I got it. Sometimes you gotta sit

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Speaker 3: I own it, hey, and hope those mistakes don't got

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and just be cool to pussies, man, be cool.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to make this a bell Hooks article.

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Speaker 3: of you. But bitch, we demand again. Go on go

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Speaker 2: That's what I like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, I think that's everything. Bye, bitch, look.

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Speaker 2: stretch on me. Pull a luya?

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