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Speaker 1: It's a phone tap. You guys are so lucky that

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Speaker 1: we're not doing a goofy themed phone tap today. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't, my god, I say pretty much four straight

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Speaker 1: minutes of that. But no. Instead, we're calling a lady

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Speaker 1: who's been eating all the samples at Costco, at least

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Speaker 1: according to her husband. I feel her. I'm just saying, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we've all been there, but he wants to give her

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Speaker 1: a bad time about it. And let's see, we need

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Speaker 1: someone condescending, snarky, coldhearted. Oh yeah, Brook, maybe those first

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Speaker 1: two things, but I am not cold hearted because she's

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Speaker 1: going to do this one. It's your brand new phones

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Speaker 1: app right now? Hello? Hello? Is this Alison? Yeah? Is

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Speaker 1: this this is Sandy. I'm with Costco's security and loss

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Speaker 1: prevention department. Oh, Costco. Yes, we've noticed you frequent the

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Speaker 1: location often. Yeah, I do so. I don't get it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's not the only thing we've noticed. We also have

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Speaker 1: noticed you utilize our free sample program quite a bit.

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Speaker 1: I mean everybody does. I thought you should go in there,

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Speaker 1: any shop, and so you're admitting it. Um. I mean

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Speaker 1: I do take the samples. I'm not taking more than one.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure about that? Because we noticed on your

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Speaker 1: visit you sample called pizza rolls, our new Cherokee Chicken

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Speaker 1: product frozen bac choy. I don't understand what the problem is.

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Speaker 1: I'm not finished their sample. We got an sie Berry

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Speaker 1: protein smoothie at least three mini keiches. So what a

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Speaker 1: handful of Keebler's new fudge strips dip them? You can

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Speaker 1: stop like listing off things that I have eaten because

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Speaker 1: it's all free. Okay. I hear the shame in your voice, Allison,

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Speaker 1: and uh I feel for you. I do. It's just

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Speaker 1: a fact. But I can tell you for our sampling

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Speaker 1: program to be effective, you know, we get paid to

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Speaker 1: note this stuff. I actually get paid a lot to

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Speaker 1: know it. If you Okay, that's great, good for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so what do you want from me? Free is free? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Now you keep saying free like these things are free?

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Speaker 1: Could you define? Are called sample? Samples? You go to

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Speaker 1: the store, they give you a sample. Okay, define free

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Speaker 1: for me? What does that mean to you? You give

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Speaker 1: me feel like I'm doing something wrong here. I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing anything wrong here, and I'm blown away that you

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Speaker 1: know every single food item that a sample. It's your

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Speaker 1: stupid store. Oh stupid, that's what we're going with. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think it's actually pretty stupid to stuff fifteen Dino

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Speaker 1: nuggets in your mouth and not think there was going

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Speaker 1: to be ramification. Excuse me? Nobody talks to me like that.

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Speaker 1: Do you talk to everybody like that that it comes

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Speaker 1: into Costco? No, because all the customers don't do what

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Speaker 1: you do. So are you kidding me? I saw another

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Speaker 1: lady put six eggirls in her part? Did you stop her?

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Speaker 1: Did you talk to her? You must have been standing

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Speaker 1: next to a mirror. I'm guessing. Oh, okay, so you

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Speaker 1: know I'm gonna pull my membership. This is ridiculous. Tell

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Speaker 1: your membership. That's funny. Oh my god, where else are

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Speaker 1: you gonna go? Sam's Club? You're laughing right now? But

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Speaker 1: I spend a ton of money at your store? Do

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Speaker 1: you're laughing right now? But you're not going to be

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Speaker 1: able to put your kids through college. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: won't be able to put my kids through college because

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Speaker 1: you've eaten all their food. This is about called. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so during your sampling street, you know, when your face

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Speaker 1: is full of those Keebler dippums, you're trying to humiliate

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Speaker 1: me and oh no, I think you're doing the humiliating

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Speaker 1: all on your own own. You don't need me. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm only bringing it up, Alison because out of the

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Speaker 1: eight products you sampled that day, you didn't purchase any

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Speaker 1: of them. I'm done with this conversation. Well I'm not

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Speaker 1: quite done, because we do have a plan for you.

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Speaker 1: I don't want a plan. Yeah, so before you're allowed

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Speaker 1: to enter, I'm done with this. No, you just need

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Speaker 1: to check in with customer service. It's room. I'm not

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Speaker 1: checking you a customer service. I'm not coming in, don't.

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Speaker 1: We don't want to ban you from the store, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're going to take that aggressive of a step. We

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Speaker 1: just want to give you a badge with the word

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Speaker 1: sample on it, and then that will have a big

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Speaker 1: red X through it, you know, so you can still

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Speaker 1: come in. Just don't want to not take all of

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Speaker 1: our stuff. This is the rudest, rudest, most outrageous phone

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Speaker 1: call I've ever received. Oh I'm canceling my membership. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling every member of my family and my friends. No

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Speaker 1: about no, don't cancel. If you can't cancel. I mean,

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Speaker 1: your husband, Drew just won the Sampler of the Year award.

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Speaker 1: We can't do that to him. My husband didn't win

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Speaker 1: any sample of the war whatever war award. That's not

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Speaker 1: even a thing. You know what. You're right, and neither

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Speaker 1: is this phone call. Because I'm not with Costco security.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Brooke from the radio show Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your husband set you up. He set us an email

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Speaker 1: about your fondness of Costco samples. Oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: can sample as much as you want. I promise. That

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Speaker 1: was so mean to you. I can't believe I did that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, but be honest, the story about the aggro

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Speaker 1: lady that was really you, wasn't it. It wasn't me,

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Speaker 1: but I did think of doing it afterwards, week up

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Speaker 1: every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,