WEBVTT - "Five's a Crowd" Recap Season 5, Episode 23

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<v Speaker 1>Aye, ye, hey, sweeten, what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi? Okay, let me tell you last night the thunder

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<v Speaker 2>and lightning. I'm pretty sure it struck our house somewhere,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it was so immediate, like it was flash bank. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like right on top of us. It was crazy and

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<v Speaker 2>it lasted for like forty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I'll wake you up out

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<v Speaker 1>of a dead slumber and you're just like, yees, what

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<v Speaker 1>emergency is happening?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? I know, I know it's been so great. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking outside and it's rainy and wet a hole

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<v Speaker 2>and it feels like fall, and next week we'll be

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<v Speaker 2>back to seventy five. Look, I've gotten my slip on shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm eating cashan pie. Just let me take out

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<v Speaker 2>my dentures and call.

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<v Speaker 1>It your mouth tape. You're doing mouth tap.

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<v Speaker 2>The mouth type works so good. The mouth type works.

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<v Speaker 2>Like now, if I start to go to sleep and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have it, I'm like, oh wait, serious, I

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<v Speaker 2>have not.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go everyone from poison berries to nasal cavities.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh no, your your your nose is designed to filter

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<v Speaker 2>things properly. Your mouth away. So when you breathe through

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<v Speaker 2>your nose in the in the way that nature intended.

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<v Speaker 2>It's better for your sinuses. And you're in all of that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't sleep happening. I feel so well rested.

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<v Speaker 1>Real I'm gonna try, Michael do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is tape your mouth shut. That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>This just feels like some thiss, like some patriarchal nonst

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<v Speaker 2>you know. Shut no, no, I will attest, and I

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<v Speaker 2>am not a person who easily closes my mouth weight.

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<v Speaker 2>I taped life.

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<v Speaker 1>Changing wow, wow, and you got it.

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<v Speaker 2>The key. The key is to get the I got

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<v Speaker 2>mine the Skinny Confidential podcast. She gave me mine. And

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<v Speaker 2>it's got like a little kind of slit in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle where your lips are so you can like breathe

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<v Speaker 2>in through your mouth. If it's not like a panicky

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<v Speaker 2>feeling where you're like, oh, like there's you can intake air.

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<v Speaker 2>But it just keeps your mouth closed enough that it's

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<v Speaker 2>more comfortable to breathe through.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're not you're not sleeping like a wide mouth

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<v Speaker 1>bass with ah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly why, Oh my god, I yeah, because that

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<v Speaker 2>would be like I can like unhinge my jaw. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, it's really ridiculous, okay, kid. And

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<v Speaker 2>I only know this because Miscal takes pictures of me

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<v Speaker 2>when I sleep in public places especially, and then sends

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<v Speaker 2>them to me at later dates. What happens? I know

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<v Speaker 2>I sleep at a really unattractive one.

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<v Speaker 1>What about if you have a nightmare and you need

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<v Speaker 1>to scream, because that's sometimes I'll scream when I have nightmares,

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<v Speaker 1>so can you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't scream when I have nightmares, and I tend

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<v Speaker 2>I unfortunately have not as much anymore, but uh, I

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<v Speaker 2>had pretty much every night I would have really awful nightmares.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh And and I just like run and like move

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<v Speaker 2>in my I'm like always raining. I don't yell.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you're a runner. I've I've done the running,

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<v Speaker 1>I've done the screaming. I don't sleep walk. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>wondering if mouth tape will solve all of this, Like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I don't know, but it can't hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>It can't hurt. Okay, I'll try it. Michael's been having

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<v Speaker 1>trouble waking up with sinus issues, so maybe I.

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<v Speaker 2>Should I tell you I I have yeah, mouth tape,

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<v Speaker 2>just saying everybody mouth tape you give me cocoa floss,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you a mouth tape and uh we will

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<v Speaker 2>enter it slip. I'm pretty sure that's what the three

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<v Speaker 2>wise men brought. At least two of the three was

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<v Speaker 2>cocoa flows and mouthape. And they were like, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>need this.

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<v Speaker 1>Slip on shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Slip on shoes. Now that's what three wise women would.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, let the story.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to bend over to put on your shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna sleep better with his mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Tape, and your dental hygiene will be to d hygiene.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be excellent.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the gift that you don't keep.

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<v Speaker 2>Your mouth shut if you have lost your teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that there's an order to things, like you

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<v Speaker 1>put on your shoes, you take off your shoes, you

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<v Speaker 1>floss your teeth, then you put on your mouth tape.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, and because your shoes slip on, you can even

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<v Speaker 2>be flossing your teeth while kicking off your ship.

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<v Speaker 1>You can multitask. Oh. Yes, is like where we writing

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<v Speaker 1>the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody, Merry, Merry Christmas, Happy holidays. Go watch us, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we'll gift each other Google.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how we do the holidays here at Dannertos.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish it were that simple, you know, great check

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<v Speaker 2>that off better.

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<v Speaker 1>Than a candle, like, you know, if you have, like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you need to like or something. I like a

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<v Speaker 1>good candle too. But if who were we talking with?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it was the Keenan and Lake and Girl the

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<v Speaker 1>when we were doing Keenan and Lake Friends Friends Giving,

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about was it with you? Maybe I was

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<v Speaker 1>talking with somebody else about generic gifts. I'm having an

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<v Speaker 1>elderly moment, right, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know, I don't know. It could have been me

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<v Speaker 2>and we could have talked about at the beginning of

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast twelve minutes ago and I wouldn't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>So well, let's just get to the show. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we're really, we're really, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do that before people go I think they finally

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<v Speaker 2>We're still go listen to uh the Keenan and Lincoln

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<v Speaker 2>Friends Giving podcasts too, because it's it's very fun and

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<v Speaker 2>it's uh delightfully off the rails and unhandled.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I can't remember what we talked about, but I

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<v Speaker 1>know it's unhinged.

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<v Speaker 2>And a lot of yeah great, it was so great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I know there were a lot of hot takes on

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<v Speaker 2>Stacy's part. I know a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I learned a lot a lot about you guys. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna say, I mean you I kind of knew,

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<v Speaker 1>but the other two. Yeah, I was like, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome back to how rude tan Ritos. I'm Andrea Barber

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Jody's And I don't know why I said, well, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think I'm like, let's mix it up a little. But then,

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<v Speaker 1>how how many ways can you introduce yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, just I mean, you could do it

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<v Speaker 2>in every in a new language every week.

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<v Speaker 1>No, well no, that's too stressful, but I'm thinking it.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the problem is that when we say our names,

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<v Speaker 1>we want to put like a curse word in the middle,

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<v Speaker 1>like Jody.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah yeah, Jody f and Sweeten.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that sounds better than Jody Sweeten. I'm sorry it does.

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<v Speaker 2>That's you know. What I'll say is Janda Sweeten once

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<v Speaker 2>gave me a pep talk and told me that no,

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<v Speaker 2>she said, you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>She used the word it was she yes, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a really.

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<v Speaker 2>Rough time and she was I was going through a lot,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like, don't you ever forget you are?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, So it is. It is officially my middle

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well here we are, welcome back today.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back God. We can't even get our names. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Today we're discussing season five, episode twenty three, Five's a Crowd.

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<v Speaker 1>It originally aired March thirty first, nineteen ninety two, and

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<v Speaker 1>it goes a little something like this. Jesse, Joey and

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<v Speaker 1>Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive in movie

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<v Speaker 1>when they learn that DJ is there with a teenage Casanova.

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<v Speaker 1>It was directed by Joels Wick. It was written by

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<v Speaker 1>Ellen Guiless. And we have one guest star this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Roger Floyd guest stars as Pete. He's like uncle Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>in like young form. You know, he's right Uncle Jesse.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't look like a high schooler, but like this

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<v Speaker 2>man is at least twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Years He's you should be on Melrose Place, not on.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is looking more like Beverly Hill's

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<v Speaker 2>not a one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. He also guest starred in a Pacific Blue, Graceland,

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<v Speaker 1>Nashville mcguiver, and The Resident. So he's had a very.

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<v Speaker 2>Long career, very big in the Tennessee area, yeah, very

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<v Speaker 2>big and Nashville, Yes, He's covered all of those regions.

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<v Speaker 1>It's lovely. So we start with the teaser. In the

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<v Speaker 1>living room, Jesse and Michelle are watering the house plants.

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<v Speaker 1>He tells Michelle the proper way to care for them

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<v Speaker 1>is by giving them two squirts each. Michelle tries to

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<v Speaker 1>follow his instructions, but she turns the squirt bottle toward

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse and raise his hair instead, saying, ooops, I missed

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<v Speaker 1>the plant. He wags his finger at her. You specifically

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<v Speaker 1>aimed at my quaff, young lady. So this is how

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<v Speaker 1>I learned, Like I learned all of the hair terms

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<v Speaker 1>from uncle Jesse cough. Yeah, that was the first.

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<v Speaker 2>Time I learned what that was because because of my

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<v Speaker 2>grandma and my aunts, they had their little little old hair. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a cool word.

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<v Speaker 2>Hair was done. Yeah, it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>See this is an educational show.

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<v Speaker 2>We learned from full house learning so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, there's only one way to handle this squirt bottle

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<v Speaker 1>at three paces, So he turns away from her so

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<v Speaker 1>they're back to back and explains that this is how

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<v Speaker 1>they did it in the Old West. He instructs, now,

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<v Speaker 1>we take three paces, turn around, and fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Got it.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse waddles three paces away from Michelle, but she's just

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<v Speaker 1>following right behind him, which I don't blame her. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I was struggling to understand what he was trying to do,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm forty nine. I can only imagine a five

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<v Speaker 1>year old being like, what are you? What you want?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know the rules of a duel? Can? Has

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<v Speaker 2>she never seen Hamilton? I have yet, But I was

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<v Speaker 2>just like, why is he.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing this with a five year olds? A score? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know? It wasn't didn't totally work for you, But

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay. It's a teaser. It's not supposed to not

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily supposed to work. Uh So he counts down one, two,

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<v Speaker 1>and then Michelle shouts three and sprays him relentlessly.

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<v Speaker 2>He turns around, an ounce of honor, not an ounce

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<v Speaker 2>of honor, and that.

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<v Speaker 1>Duel no honor. He says, that's not how they did

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<v Speaker 1>it in the Old West, and Michelle shrugs, I never

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<v Speaker 1>heard of the Old West and they continue with their

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<v Speaker 1>spray bottle fight.

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<v Speaker 2>You live in San Francisco, kid, you are in the

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<v Speaker 2>Old West.

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<v Speaker 1>Right time for a history lesson?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So next in the kitchen, Becky is making baby bottles.

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<v Speaker 1>While Danny is practicing his speech for a big awards

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<v Speaker 1>show that Wake Up San Francisco is nominated for. He recites,

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<v Speaker 1>what a surprise, Thank you, Bay Area broadcasters. I never

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<v Speaker 1>dreamed I'd be honored with this prestigious ward for best

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<v Speaker 1>talk show Host. But he realizes that sounds too rehearsed,

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<v Speaker 1>and so he tries to come up with an alternative.

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<v Speaker 1>Becky reminds him we're never going to win. Every year,

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<v Speaker 1>Wake Up San Francisco gets beaten by Up In Adam Oakland.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny doesn't understand what people see in that show, so

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<v Speaker 1>Becky jogs his memory cheer leaders wrestling in a syrup pit.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Oakland, it's crazy, crazy, right, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>they're doing over there.

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<v Speaker 1>Then Joey makes his way downstairs with mister Woodchuck in

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<v Speaker 1>his hand, of course on.

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<v Speaker 2>His hand, not in his his hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Well might as well be in his hand at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>like mister Woodchuck is his hand is his hand. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>starting to think that that Dave is hiding a wrist injury.

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<v Speaker 1>Like every single scene the last few episodes he's carrying

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<v Speaker 1>the Woodchuck, Like, what is he hiding?

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<v Speaker 2>Do we know that he has a writ hand.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It might just be a wood Chuck.

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<v Speaker 1>So he says, how do you hoe my fellow nominees?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm sorry when he said that, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>of course you're nominated.

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<v Speaker 1>To course, he is right?

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<v Speaker 2>Does all the get a show an award?

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<v Speaker 1>It was nineties? Everybody got a show? Literally?

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<v Speaker 2>Are they are the people that invented the participation troops everyone?

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<v Speaker 2>If you're in it, you win.

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<v Speaker 1>Your name's Tanner, you get everything you win.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's Jesse doing the music for this award show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo, that's that they should have added that exactly. So

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<v Speaker 1>Becky asks them, you guys ready for the Awards show tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>and Joey admits, I'm so nervous. I've never been nominated

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<v Speaker 1>for anything in my life. Neither has mister Woodchuck. Mister

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<v Speaker 1>Woodchuck chimes in, I hope we win. Knock on Wood

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<v Speaker 1>and he knocks himself on Joey's head. Then DJ comes

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<v Speaker 1>home from school with Kimmy. Danny immediately asks where she's been.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently she's forty five minutes late and didn't call, So

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<v Speaker 1>kim He sarcastically responds, why don't you just strap a

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<v Speaker 1>beeper collar on her and tracker like a wild to beast.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh, only she knew what life three sixty was, where

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<v Speaker 2>you will literally or apple tags, where you will literally

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<v Speaker 2>strap a tag on your child and track them.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a wild beast. Yeah, oh it's It's one of

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest modern inventions.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, wow, well we just let him go.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, this was an insult back in nineteen ninety two.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny frowns at R why don't you just go live

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<v Speaker 1>with a will to beast? Which I thought was a

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<v Speaker 1>week comeback.

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<v Speaker 2>But she's already got one next to the oustria, right.

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<v Speaker 1>And we've entered my perm era. My perm has arrived.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I still have the little owl pellet

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<v Speaker 1>tuft of bang, but that's fine, okay. And then this

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<v Speaker 1>denim and floral outfit, which I actually really liked because

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<v Speaker 1>it matched my parents couch.

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<v Speaker 2>The floral I don't I'm amazed that that made you

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<v Speaker 2>like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I would think I'd be like, wow, I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>my parents got My room was very floral, though I

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<v Speaker 2>was very much into like the Laurel Laura Ashley floral

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<v Speaker 2>you know things.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so what I liked it was for Kimmy Gilllo,

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<v Speaker 1>that was pretty tame.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, for Kimmy, you look really like subdued.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll take I'll take breadcrumbs. At this point, like,

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<v Speaker 1>what about anything but these prior outfits. So DJ apologizes

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<v Speaker 1>to Danny and then asks him not to do anything

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing because the hottest band in school is coming over

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<v Speaker 1>to use Uncle Jesse's studio. Danny wonders, when did I

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<v Speaker 1>ever do anything to embarrass you? And he pauses when

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<v Speaker 1>he notices DJ and Kimmy glaring at him, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he adds today and Kimmy yells out for the band

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<v Speaker 1>to come in.

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<v Speaker 2>Were they just waiting out there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess waiting for permission. I don't I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they drove up on motorcycles and we didn't hear them.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they parked all the way in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>It took him a long time to walk from the

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<v Speaker 1>back to the kitchen door. So the four guys walk

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<v Speaker 1>in all dressed in leather jackets, denim, and sunglasses. DJ

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<v Speaker 1>introduces them to everyone. This is Pete, Tim Tony and Sledge.

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<v Speaker 1>The Funky Tongues Tanny laughs at their band name.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I could have used you guys when I was licking

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<v Speaker 1>stamps for my Christmas cards. Nobody laughs, and DJ rolls

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<v Speaker 1>her eyes. Well that took care of today. Then she

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<v Speaker 1>turns to the guys and points down to the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>As Pete makes his way downstairs, he looks at DJ

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<v Speaker 1>and compliments her, Hey, DJ, you're looking real good today.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny immediately walks over to Becky and Joey to ask

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<v Speaker 1>in front of her dad, this good issues with Pete,

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<v Speaker 1>like I have not liked I did not like Pete

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<v Speaker 1>for he walked in the door. Did not like Pete.

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<v Speaker 2>Walked in the door. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Danny asks Becky what did that guy mean by

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<v Speaker 1>saying DJ, You're looking real good today. Becky flatly responds,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he meant she's looking real good today. Danny

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe Pete didn't give him a compliment to considering

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<v Speaker 1>he also looks good today. See, Danny, I'll just turn

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<v Speaker 1>it around. Make it about yourself, right, And what about me?

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<v Speaker 1>What about me? Very?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yes, I was gonna say me so.

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<v Speaker 1>Joey does the honors and says, Danny, you're looking real

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<v Speaker 1>good today. Okay, so we've met Pete. We don't like Pete.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we're down in Jesse's studio. The Funky Tongues

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<v Speaker 1>are finishing their heavy metal scream Oh track while Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>cringes in the background, Oh boy, it is bad. After

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<v Speaker 1>they finished, he comments that was loud and painful. Then

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<v Speaker 1>he hands them their demo tape and they all get

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<v Speaker 1>visibly excited, but Jesse lends some advice. Don't get too excited.

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<v Speaker 1>A demo doesn't mean you're gonna get a record deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Unless you're me, in which case you'll get three three,

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<v Speaker 2>a tour in Tokyo and yeah, yeah, tour, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know where else.

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<v Speaker 1>Pete shakes them off and says they're just in it

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<v Speaker 1>for the women. He holds up his guitar and posts,

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<v Speaker 1>this guitar is a ticket to Babe Land. Jesse puffs

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<v Speaker 1>out his chest. Oh yeah, I got a few chicks

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<v Speaker 1>in the old days myself. I love how John always

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<v Speaker 1>hoists his jeans up, like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Gosh, who was it? The man was Sanford and Son? Yes, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well it's the it's the like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just these little details that John is just so

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<v Speaker 1>good at yeah. So Pete asks if Jesse had a

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<v Speaker 1>band in high school, and Jesse clarifies fourth grade. Then

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<v Speaker 1>he leads the guys out of the studio, but DJ

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<v Speaker 1>and Kimmy run downstairs to talk to Pete. Before he leaves,

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<v Speaker 1>Gimme suggests that the Funky Tongues need some fly girls.

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<v Speaker 1>She proceeds to break out and dance and beat box

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<v Speaker 1>in front of him.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you probably wish that the stage would open up.

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<v Speaker 1>And swallow you. Hole. My face was hot just watching this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so so embarrassing that was. It wasn't funny, it

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<v Speaker 1>was just dumb and lame. It was you have an

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<v Speaker 1>expression on your face, and I need you to explain

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<v Speaker 1>it right now, is sweeten?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm laughing because there was a silly Hallmark movie

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<v Speaker 2>that I did a while back and the character like

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<v Speaker 2>acts really awkward and then starts to beat boxing, and

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<v Speaker 2>I remember saying that the I was like, I'm friends

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<v Speaker 2>of the director. I was like, Marco, I'm not doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>I Am not. He's like, but He's like, he was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you are. Even if it never makes it in the movie,

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<v Speaker 2>I see this. So I'm just laughing because I as

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<v Speaker 2>an adult. Like within the last two years, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to beat boxes. I can imagine being

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<v Speaker 2>a teenager and being like watch watch me do be

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<v Speaker 2>like and now I can never It's.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst feeling because you know you got to sell it.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to at least half ass. No, right, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to try to sell it, but you still like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like you know yourself. I'm like, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be funny. I know it's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>be funny. Well, no matter how hard I tried to sell.

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<v Speaker 2>It, Yeah, I thought it was funny. It was very Kimmy.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Kimmy. I thought, there's what I will say

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<v Speaker 1>all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, here's what I will say. As a teenager, I

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<v Speaker 2>think there's always a bit of reservation. So you as

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<v Speaker 2>much as you try and sell it, there's still that hesitancy.

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<v Speaker 2>You in fuller as Kimmy would have gone nuts with

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<v Speaker 2>it and.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have been embarrassed. Right, That's true the teenage part.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the teenager thing where you're like, like, as much

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<v Speaker 2>as you want to fully commit, you're like, this is

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna pay for this later.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wished all week. I was like, please cut

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<v Speaker 1>this joke. Please cut this joke, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to keep it.

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<v Speaker 1>So Kimmy tries to recruit DJ to do this, Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>be a fly girl, and DJ laughs, you're flying solo

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<v Speaker 1>on this one.

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<v Speaker 2>It would have been Jayla.

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<v Speaker 1>P thanks DJ for hooking his band up with Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he asks her out on a date tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>DJ is surprised, admitting that tonight is short notice, so

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<v Speaker 1>Kimmy promptly volunteers I'm free, and DJ backtracks on second thought,

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<v Speaker 1>you noticed me, I noticed you. That's enough notice. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 1>Sledge is still in the studio, so when he starts

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<v Speaker 1>to leave with his guitar in hand, Kimmy jumps in

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<v Speaker 1>to help him. She grabs his guitar and casually asks, Hey, Sledge,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing tonight? He tries to tug his

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<v Speaker 1>guitar away from her, but she won't let go. They

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<v Speaker 1>do a tug of war with the with this thing

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<v Speaker 1>until he finally grabs it and just runs out, but

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<v Speaker 1>Kimmy remains confident and brags to Pete and DJ he

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<v Speaker 1>wants me bad. I feel like we've entered a new

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<v Speaker 1>area of cringe. It's just it's not like there's cringey

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<v Speaker 1>and funny, but then there's cringe and just bad and

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<v Speaker 1>not funny, and I feel like we've entered this cringe

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<v Speaker 1>not funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's the age too, like it, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean. It's funny when you're a little kid, but

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<v Speaker 2>like at some point you're like, there's no way the

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<v Speaker 2>teenager would do this.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Like Kimmy just comes off as desperate, not funny.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just like, what's that cartoon? Ooh a man? Then

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<v Speaker 2>it's from Roger Rabbit or something, and it's like some

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<v Speaker 2>cartoon and she's just like starts drooling over it and

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<v Speaker 2>like chasing a dude around like the Pirates of the

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<v Speaker 2>Caribbeans doll. You know what I mean is very much,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's a very very KIMMI askue.

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<v Speaker 1>Very Kimmy asque I don't like it, but again I

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<v Speaker 1>can't separate myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Kimm I was always kind of like this, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was funny, like I was funny in early.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I feel like early funny jokes cringey,

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know. We'll see how I feel. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I got a not in my stomach anticipating the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of the series, because I'm like, I just get

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<v Speaker 1>more and more cringe as we come. Okay, in the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse's dressed in the Tucks and he's ready for tonight's

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<v Speaker 1>awards show. He tells the babies that he and Becky

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<v Speaker 1>are going out for a few hours and they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>miss them so much.

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<v Speaker 2>I am surprised he didn't make this all about him, though.

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<v Speaker 2>I was very Yes, he thought we were gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>a moment where he was like, dressed in the tug.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you know their supportive.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm shocking, shocking, but very true. Becky walks in dress

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<v Speaker 1>in a stunning, sparkly black gown with her hair in

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<v Speaker 1>an updo.

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<v Speaker 2>She looks all of nineteen ninety.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she does. Yes, that updu's very like you.

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<v Speaker 2>The shoulder pads a little remnant from the late eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>Peak in the early nineties. And she looks great.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, she looks gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>So Becky relays some bad news to Jesse. I just

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<v Speaker 1>talked to aunt Ida and she can't babysit tonight. Jesse argues,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to go out tonight. I'm having my best

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<v Speaker 1>hair day of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah. There it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little bit about Jesse's the old Jesse wants

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<v Speaker 1>to show up his hair, got your hair cool off?

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse turns to DJ and asks if she can babysit,

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<v Speaker 1>but she can't because she has a date, So Stefph

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<v Speaker 1>pipes up, do it. I won't have a date for

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<v Speaker 1>five years. Becky voices her appreciation, but she reminds Steph

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<v Speaker 1>that she's still a little too young. So Michelle perks up,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do it, but obviously she's also too young for

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<v Speaker 1>the job. Jesse doesn't know where they're going to find

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<v Speaker 1>a babysitter. Last minute on a Friday night on Cue,

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<v Speaker 1>the door flies open and Kimmy barges in, shouting her

0:22:20.440 --> 0:22:24.560
<v Speaker 1>signature greeting all at tanner Rito's. Jesse and Becky silently

0:22:24.560 --> 0:22:28.200
<v Speaker 1>go back and forth, realizing this could be their babysitter opportunity.

0:22:28.400 --> 0:22:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Becky is all for it, Jesse's totally against it. DJ

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<v Speaker 1>suggests they use Kimmy and Steph, and Steph scoffs, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you just throw your kids to a pack of wolves.

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<v Speaker 1>Kimmy defends herself, Hey, I've babysat every kid on this block.

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<v Speaker 1>The screaming Tailor, Baby, the Watson Brats, and your very

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<v Speaker 1>own Squirt and Squirt Junior mission.

0:22:49.280 --> 0:22:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Last time you covered a kid's head and butter Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh it went great.

0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:54.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, they'll keep the kid alive, but I will

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<v Speaker 1>torture him.

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<v Speaker 2>But they will be covered in some sort of condiment

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<v Speaker 2>when you get home.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the price you pay for. Jimmy, givel a

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<v Speaker 1>cover babysitter exactly. Michelle and Stuff angrily respond in unison,

0:23:04.800 --> 0:23:09.560
<v Speaker 1>don't call me squirt, and Michelle adds Junior. Becky pulls

0:23:09.640 --> 0:23:12.760
<v Speaker 1>Jesse aside to convince him to hire Kimmy. He eventually

0:23:12.760 --> 0:23:15.480
<v Speaker 1>gives in when they agree to call her every ten

0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:18.800
<v Speaker 1>minutes to check in. He happily tells Kimmy she's in

0:23:18.880 --> 0:23:21.080
<v Speaker 1>and she gets right down to business. My rates are

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<v Speaker 1>five dollars an hour, but since you're in a bind,

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<v Speaker 1>it's seven fifty, and Jesse scowls at her. Seven fifty

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<v Speaker 1>and man, this is just.

0:23:32.320 --> 0:23:34.840
<v Speaker 2>That was probably uh, that was probably about minimum wage

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<v Speaker 2>at the time or more.

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<v Speaker 1>That was way more minimum wage seven fifty yeah, oh oh,

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<v Speaker 1>way more definitely. Then Comet runs into the kitchen. Yay,

0:23:42.640 --> 0:23:45.200
<v Speaker 1>comment's back. We've I've missed Timmy hasn't been around in

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<v Speaker 1>a hot minute. Kimmy tells them she doesn't do dogs.

0:23:49.200 --> 0:23:52.119
<v Speaker 1>What kim he has a poodle? Didn't she have a

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<v Speaker 1>poodle in like the dog show or whatever Teddy put

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<v Speaker 1>on in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a pool, but that's but it's a family.

0:24:00.160 --> 0:24:02.200
<v Speaker 2>That's a family, it's a family. It's her mom's dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>So she mom's very obsessed.

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<v Speaker 1>With the poodle.

0:24:04.000 --> 0:24:07.960
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy feels bad because basically mom replaced her with Hoodoh

0:24:08.000 --> 0:24:10.239
<v Speaker 2>she didn't like that, very big resentment. Yeah, yeah, she

0:24:10.480 --> 0:24:11.800
<v Speaker 2>replaced explains everything.

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<v Speaker 1>This explains all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle offers, I can doggie sit Commet will do anything

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<v Speaker 1>for a doggie doodle. She gives the dog a few

0:24:20.119 --> 0:24:23.160
<v Speaker 1>commands while holding the treat, and he obeys every single one.

0:24:23.960 --> 0:24:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Kimmy watches with amusement. Hey, that's pretty good. Will those

0:24:27.000 --> 0:24:30.480
<v Speaker 1>doggie doodles work on the twins? Jesse scowls at her again,

0:24:30.520 --> 0:24:34.119
<v Speaker 1>and this time Becky has to hold him back. What

0:24:34.200 --> 0:24:38.680
<v Speaker 1>could possibly go wrong? Right in the living room, Danny

0:24:38.760 --> 0:24:41.560
<v Speaker 1>is practicing his speech, and this time he's thanking his

0:24:41.720 --> 0:24:47.840
<v Speaker 1>orthodontist for his beautiful smile. So on Brand then the

0:24:47.880 --> 0:24:51.000
<v Speaker 1>doorbell rings and DJ rushes to answer it. She quickly

0:24:51.040 --> 0:24:52.719
<v Speaker 1>tells her dad that she has a date tonight, and

0:24:52.800 --> 0:24:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Danny's surprised because she didn't mention it. On que Pete

0:24:56.520 --> 0:25:01.280
<v Speaker 1>walks in Danny's eyes widen as he surveys two point zero.

0:25:01.520 --> 0:25:05.040
<v Speaker 1>He asks, Uh, it's sludge, isn't it. DJ butts in,

0:25:05.080 --> 0:25:07.560
<v Speaker 1>telling him it's Pete and it's a last minute date.

0:25:08.240 --> 0:25:10.800
<v Speaker 1>Then Pete takes DJ's hand to lead her outside, but

0:25:10.920 --> 0:25:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Danny quickly grabs the other hand and pulls her and

0:25:13.920 --> 0:25:17.919
<v Speaker 1>Pete back inside. He addresses Pete, why don't we have

0:25:17.960 --> 0:25:21.920
<v Speaker 1>a quick little father to new date chat. DJ tries

0:25:21.960 --> 0:25:23.760
<v Speaker 1>to tell him they're only going to the movies, but

0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:27.399
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't stop Danny from questioning. He asks Pete that

0:25:27.520 --> 0:25:30.040
<v Speaker 1>means you to be driving? Huh do you have auto insurance?

0:25:30.119 --> 0:25:32.719
<v Speaker 1>Collision comprehensive uninsured motorists?

0:25:33.680 --> 0:25:36.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know if I have all that. I'm

0:25:36.880 --> 0:25:37.600
<v Speaker 2>just kidding, I think.

0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:40.560
<v Speaker 1>Pete tells him he's covered, but Danny does not let

0:25:40.640 --> 0:25:44.359
<v Speaker 1>up any unpaid parking tickets, overdue library books? Have you

0:25:44.400 --> 0:25:47.840
<v Speaker 1>ever had a flu shot? Pete? And he makes a joke, Yeah,

0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:52.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm clean, ask my parole officer. Danny's horrified parole officer,

0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:56.119
<v Speaker 1>and Pete laughs it's a joke. Chill out, and he

0:25:56.200 --> 0:25:57.720
<v Speaker 1>pokes Danny's stomach.

0:25:58.480 --> 0:25:59.240
<v Speaker 2>That was an odd movie.

0:25:59.240 --> 0:26:02.360
<v Speaker 1>Don't like this. I do not this kid. This kid

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<v Speaker 1>needs to take a seat.

0:26:03.200 --> 0:26:05.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm right. I'd be like, I don't trust.

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<v Speaker 1>To like, have some respect when you come into someone's

0:26:07.680 --> 0:26:09.000
<v Speaker 1>home and speak to the dad.

0:26:09.119 --> 0:26:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Also, would you would you ever poke someone's parents in

0:26:12.000 --> 0:26:12.480
<v Speaker 2>the stomach?

0:26:13.160 --> 0:26:16.480
<v Speaker 1>That'd be weirdy in the stomach, like there's no right, yeah,

0:26:16.520 --> 0:26:17.440
<v Speaker 1>I would be like, hey.

0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:20.720
<v Speaker 2>Just met you, yeah, keep yeah, No, that's weird unless

0:26:20.760 --> 0:26:22.720
<v Speaker 2>you're the pills very door, and then it's mandatory.

0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:27.800
<v Speaker 1>Yes, so Danny, oh yeah, oh, DJ tells her dad,

0:26:27.920 --> 0:26:30.240
<v Speaker 1>could you lay off the third degree please? Pete's a

0:26:30.320 --> 0:26:34.040
<v Speaker 1>nice guy. Danny finally seems to loosen the reins, saying

0:26:34.280 --> 0:26:37.439
<v Speaker 1>all right, then he adds be back in twenty minutes.

0:26:38.200 --> 0:26:40.760
<v Speaker 1>This time, Pete's the one who's shocked, but Danny mocks

0:26:40.840 --> 0:26:43.840
<v Speaker 1>him it's a joke, chill out and pokes his stomach

0:26:43.920 --> 0:26:45.200
<v Speaker 1>too to shame.

0:26:46.119 --> 0:26:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just poking each other. Okay, DJ, did it get

0:26:54.240 --> 0:26:55.600
<v Speaker 2>loud all of a sudden or is it just me.

0:26:56.240 --> 0:26:58.720
<v Speaker 1>I guess you're well to me. You're always loo to me,

0:26:58.800 --> 0:27:00.640
<v Speaker 1>but that's just that's your normal.

0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:03.280
<v Speaker 2>I am always allowed to everyone. But you know, it

0:27:03.320 --> 0:27:06.320
<v Speaker 2>felt like that in my ears, my headphones.

0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:09.320
<v Speaker 1>It turned out not Maddie, Manny. Manny will let us

0:27:09.359 --> 0:27:10.800
<v Speaker 1>know if there's something wrong.

0:27:11.240 --> 0:27:13.640
<v Speaker 2>I've tried to not touch the mic though, so goes.

0:27:13.520 --> 0:27:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Very well, You've done very well today, Danny, No where

0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:17.720
<v Speaker 1>am I?

0:27:19.200 --> 0:27:19.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:27:19.600 --> 0:27:22.600
<v Speaker 1>So? DJ is? DJ and Pete leave and Danny's sighs

0:27:22.640 --> 0:27:24.879
<v Speaker 1>as he closes the door behind them. Joey walks in

0:27:25.000 --> 0:27:28.600
<v Speaker 1>again with mister Woodchuck and they're both dressed in matching tuxedo.

0:27:28.680 --> 0:27:32.640
<v Speaker 2>It's okay, that's kind of how did you get how

0:27:32.680 --> 0:27:36.080
<v Speaker 2>do you find a wood Chuck size tuxedo? It's just,

0:27:37.080 --> 0:27:39.639
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's not like a toddler because he's short,

0:27:39.720 --> 0:27:44.520
<v Speaker 2>but he's also incredibly wide. You're not hitgecock, you know

0:27:44.560 --> 0:27:46.760
<v Speaker 2>what I mean? That sort of body to mension. He's

0:27:47.000 --> 0:27:48.640
<v Speaker 2>short and squarish. Jilly.

0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this hearkens back to the mannequin that feels like

0:27:52.640 --> 0:27:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Joey would always match clothes with.

0:27:54.760 --> 0:27:58.399
<v Speaker 2>It's just well, it's either the mannequin or the muppet, right,

0:27:59.560 --> 0:28:02.360
<v Speaker 2>and so oh, here we go it is mister Woodchuck

0:28:02.400 --> 0:28:04.160
<v Speaker 2>is really cute in the tuxedo.

0:28:05.400 --> 0:28:08.919
<v Speaker 1>Danny asks if he actually rented a tuxedo for his dummy,

0:28:08.960 --> 0:28:12.400
<v Speaker 1>and Joey responds, of course I did. Mister Woodchuck calls

0:28:12.480 --> 0:28:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Joey snappy, but Joey admits, except for the shoes, they

0:28:15.640 --> 0:28:18.600
<v Speaker 1>gave me two lefties, and he waddles around the room

0:28:18.720 --> 0:28:21.760
<v Speaker 1>to prove it. Then Jesse walks downstairs and tells the

0:28:21.760 --> 0:28:24.359
<v Speaker 1>guys to get going because his new moose is only

0:28:24.400 --> 0:28:25.960
<v Speaker 1>guaranteed for forty five minutes.

0:28:26.560 --> 0:28:27.639
<v Speaker 2>Ah, there it is, there it is.

0:28:28.400 --> 0:28:32.000
<v Speaker 1>But first Danny asks Jesse's opinion on DJ's date tonight.

0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Jesse shrugs, calling him a good kid, and Danny lets

0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:38.000
<v Speaker 1>out a huge sigh of relief. He tells them that

0:28:38.080 --> 0:28:41.240
<v Speaker 1>DJ just went out on a date with him. Jesse gasps,

0:28:41.280 --> 0:28:44.640
<v Speaker 1>what you let her go out with that animal? Danny

0:28:44.640 --> 0:28:48.560
<v Speaker 1>reminds Jesse of his previous words, so Jesse clarifies he's

0:28:48.560 --> 0:28:51.160
<v Speaker 1>in a band. All he thinks about is girls. He's

0:28:51.200 --> 0:28:55.560
<v Speaker 1>exactly how I was at seventeen. Danny is now officially

0:28:55.680 --> 0:28:58.480
<v Speaker 1>terrified and tells Kimmy to come into the living room.

0:28:58.880 --> 0:29:01.000
<v Speaker 1>He asks her to tell him everything she knows about

0:29:01.000 --> 0:29:05.360
<v Speaker 1>this pete guy. Kimmy Gusha's he's a legend. Girls throw

0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:08.920
<v Speaker 1>themselves at him. They say, he's never heard the word no.

0:29:09.840 --> 0:29:14.320
<v Speaker 2>She admits that it feels problematic, but we're gonna there's.

0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, huh, I know.

0:29:19.640 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 1>It's it's yeah, there's a there's.

0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:24.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean implication, but it's. But I was like, but

0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:26.920
<v Speaker 2>it just sort of hearing it with today's you're like, like,

0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:31.760
<v Speaker 2>oh what really that's not a compliment, right, not at all?

0:29:32.120 --> 0:29:37.080
<v Speaker 1>That sounds so. Kimmy admits, I would love to be

0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:39.440
<v Speaker 1>DJ right now on her way to the drive in

0:29:39.600 --> 0:29:44.600
<v Speaker 1>and that hot black and red van. Oh Van, it's

0:29:44.640 --> 0:29:49.200
<v Speaker 1>always always, always, everyone is an utter disbelief, Jesse asks.

0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Drive in Joey questions Van and Danny whimper's my baby,

0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:58.040
<v Speaker 1>and all three of them stand there looking extremely concerned.

0:29:58.880 --> 0:30:02.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we hands are never it's never a good no.

0:30:02.520 --> 0:30:04.320
<v Speaker 2>I remember I had a friend friend in high school.

0:30:04.320 --> 0:30:06.800
<v Speaker 2>My friend Dennis had like a white old mini van

0:30:06.880 --> 0:30:09.640
<v Speaker 2>with no windows, but like a creep van.

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Creep fan a creepy van, yes, but it was.

0:30:12.000 --> 0:30:13.560
<v Speaker 2>Like a it was like a you know, one of

0:30:13.600 --> 0:30:17.240
<v Speaker 2>those old like Astro Chevy Astro whatever. But I just

0:30:17.280 --> 0:30:20.520
<v Speaker 2>remember flying over the back seat of it so that

0:30:20.560 --> 0:30:24.520
<v Speaker 2>we could sneak out of on out on campus, like

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:28.760
<v Speaker 2>to go off campus for lunch. Three of us piled

0:30:28.800 --> 0:30:31.320
<v Speaker 2>in that little like hatch door behind the third seat.

0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh, that's very that's very cunny, if you Jody.

0:30:34.760 --> 0:30:37.080
<v Speaker 2>Soon or the time my mom, uh, my friend and

0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:39.600
<v Speaker 2>I went to the movies and then uh, Dennis and

0:30:39.640 --> 0:30:41.320
<v Speaker 2>a couple of friends all came and we were going

0:30:41.320 --> 0:30:42.400
<v Speaker 2>to a party and he picked us up in the

0:30:42.440 --> 0:30:43.880
<v Speaker 2>van and my mom was waiting in the parking lot.

0:30:45.280 --> 0:30:47.800
<v Speaker 1>Janie, Janie is a legend.

0:30:48.840 --> 0:30:51.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, She's like, I know this fool. Yeah, She's like,

0:30:51.840 --> 0:30:53.080
<v Speaker 2>you're not going to the movies?

0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:55.560
<v Speaker 1>Nice try, Jody.

0:30:56.480 --> 0:30:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:30:58.000 --> 0:31:01.080
<v Speaker 1>So we come back from a tense commercial break. We're

0:31:01.120 --> 0:31:03.600
<v Speaker 1>still in the living room. Becky walks in and asks

0:31:03.640 --> 0:31:06.440
<v Speaker 1>if everyone's ready to go. Jesse tells her they can't

0:31:06.440 --> 0:31:09.440
<v Speaker 1>go because DJ's at the drive in. Joey adds in

0:31:09.480 --> 0:31:12.640
<v Speaker 1>a hot black and red van and Danny finishes with

0:31:12.720 --> 0:31:16.400
<v Speaker 1>the lead singer of the Funky Tongues. Jesse points to

0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:19.000
<v Speaker 1>the door, saying, we gotta go get her. Joey hands

0:31:19.040 --> 0:31:21.720
<v Speaker 1>mister Woodchuck to Becky and insists they'll meet her at

0:31:21.720 --> 0:31:24.360
<v Speaker 1>the dinner. As Joey's heading out the door, he veers

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:26.520
<v Speaker 1>off to the side because of his two left shoes.

0:31:27.600 --> 0:31:30.760
<v Speaker 1>Becky is holding mister Woodchuck and she realizes, well, at

0:31:30.840 --> 0:31:34.240
<v Speaker 1>least I have a date. Mister Woodchuck squeals and looks

0:31:34.240 --> 0:31:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Becky up and down, and she jokes, you behave yourself

0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:41.360
<v Speaker 1>and he laughs as they exit the room. Very clever still,

0:31:41.720 --> 0:31:44.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, very clever. But also, is she.

0:31:44.600 --> 0:31:46.800
<v Speaker 2>Like, then you have the moment You're like, if if

0:31:46.840 --> 0:31:48.360
<v Speaker 2>she were just in the living room, is she making

0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:50.200
<v Speaker 2>is she having this moment with the puppet herself?

0:31:50.280 --> 0:31:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Yeah, it's cute.

0:31:52.040 --> 0:31:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, no, it is cute. I thought it was

0:31:54.040 --> 0:31:54.480
<v Speaker 2>very funny.

0:31:54.480 --> 0:31:56.760
<v Speaker 1>If she started a full on conversation, I'd be like,

0:31:56.840 --> 0:31:59.000
<v Speaker 1>what is what is in the water in this house?

0:31:59.040 --> 0:32:00.880
<v Speaker 1>But you know, it was just a little nod to

0:32:01.760 --> 0:32:04.560
<v Speaker 1>the puppetry of mister Foodchuck. It was Laurie did a

0:32:04.560 --> 0:32:04.960
<v Speaker 1>good job.

0:32:05.520 --> 0:32:08.560
<v Speaker 2>No, she was very cute. But my god, This Family's

0:32:08.560 --> 0:32:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Code about Jesus Right takes three adult three adults, two

0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:14.640
<v Speaker 2>of which are nominated for a for an award right,

0:32:14.680 --> 0:32:16.080
<v Speaker 2>three of which you're nominated for award.

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:20.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just sent Jesse because Jesse's is like, you know,

0:32:20.280 --> 0:32:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Pete grown up, right, And then Danny could get his

0:32:23.560 --> 0:32:25.920
<v Speaker 1>award and Joey could get his award. Like there was

0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:28.240
<v Speaker 1>no need for all three of them, but we have

0:32:28.320 --> 0:32:29.080
<v Speaker 1>to have a storyline.

0:32:29.080 --> 0:32:30.400
<v Speaker 2>Travel in packs.

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<v Speaker 1>Next, in the kitchen, Steph is keeping an eye on

0:32:33.280 --> 0:32:36.760
<v Speaker 1>the babies while Michelle handles commet. He runs inside from

0:32:36.760 --> 0:32:40.280
<v Speaker 1>the backyard, and Michelle proudly states, comment did his business.

0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Steph reminds her that he gets a treat for that,

0:32:43.120 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 1>and Michelle admits, I wish I got a treat every

0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:48.480
<v Speaker 1>time I did my business. Then Kimmy walks over to

0:32:48.480 --> 0:32:51.080
<v Speaker 1>feed the babies their dinner. She looks at the tiny

0:32:51.080 --> 0:32:55.320
<v Speaker 1>food jar and reads strained squash, and then she smells

0:32:55.320 --> 0:32:57.920
<v Speaker 1>it and her face sours. I just remembered I had

0:32:57.960 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 1>a traumatic experience with a squash once I had to

0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:04.440
<v Speaker 1>eat it. She slides the baby food jar to Stephanie

0:33:04.480 --> 0:33:08.120
<v Speaker 1>and commands, here, you feed them. Steph reminds Kimmy it's

0:33:08.160 --> 0:33:11.600
<v Speaker 1>her job, but Kimmy protests, come on, be a bud

0:33:11.600 --> 0:33:16.320
<v Speaker 1>and nourish the little drool puppies. Stephanie agrees, but under

0:33:16.320 --> 0:33:20.600
<v Speaker 1>one condition. It'll cost her. Kimmy offers a dime, and

0:33:20.640 --> 0:33:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Stuff negotiates for a dollar. She gets Kimmy to agree

0:33:23.680 --> 0:33:26.800
<v Speaker 1>when she waves the strange squash under her nose, and

0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:30.680
<v Speaker 1>Stuff also clarifies that's a dollar per kid. Burps are

0:33:30.720 --> 0:33:32.560
<v Speaker 1>extra and they shake on it.

0:33:33.440 --> 0:33:36.080
<v Speaker 2>This is why I love steph She knows, she knows

0:33:36.080 --> 0:33:39.400
<v Speaker 2>how to work, work it. You know, she will work

0:33:39.440 --> 0:33:42.000
<v Speaker 2>that to her advantage. She's like, I'm a middle child.

0:33:42.040 --> 0:33:43.800
<v Speaker 2>I gotta be scratched. Yeah, you know she is.

0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 1>She knows she has learned how to survive in this house. Yeah,

0:33:48.400 --> 0:33:54.200
<v Speaker 1>very very smart. Next we're at the drive in and Danny, Jesse,

0:33:54.240 --> 0:33:56.520
<v Speaker 1>and Joey are walking around searching for DJ.

0:33:57.160 --> 0:34:00.600
<v Speaker 2>Where is there a drive in in sand for Cisco.

0:34:01.680 --> 0:34:05.160
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's an open, Maybe it's up and at an open. Yeah,

0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:07.959
<v Speaker 2>where would Oakland with the They have the syrup wrestling

0:34:07.960 --> 0:34:09.600
<v Speaker 2>over there, so they probably got to drive in.

0:34:09.680 --> 0:34:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess. I don't.

0:34:10.719 --> 0:34:11.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:13.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, like there are many drive ins left

0:34:14.080 --> 0:34:17.000
<v Speaker 1>these days, so I'm just I just feel like, uh,

0:34:18.719 --> 0:34:21.160
<v Speaker 1>drive in in San Francis, in the city of too

0:34:21.200 --> 0:34:23.080
<v Speaker 1>many hills, right, too many top hills.

0:34:24.880 --> 0:34:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:27.640
<v Speaker 1>The boys are getting honked at for standing in front

0:34:27.640 --> 0:34:30.239
<v Speaker 1>of people's cars, and Danny yells, DJ, where are you?

0:34:31.040 --> 0:34:33.880
<v Speaker 1>Finally they spot a red van, but when Jesse and

0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:36.600
<v Speaker 1>Joey try to look inside, they can't see because it's

0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:40.600
<v Speaker 1>all steamed up. Danny nervously says they better be making

0:34:40.680 --> 0:34:43.920
<v Speaker 1>soup in there. Jesse opens the van doors to reveal

0:34:44.160 --> 0:34:46.920
<v Speaker 1>an old couple holding each other in the back seat.

0:34:48.200 --> 0:34:49.120
<v Speaker 1>They're so cute.

0:34:49.640 --> 0:34:52.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's just old people trying to you know, get

0:34:52.239 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 2>it there friday night in the back of their own.

0:34:54.160 --> 0:35:00.880
<v Speaker 1>Van, lives you know, entire interrupted by these pause, Jesse stammers, sorry,

0:35:00.960 --> 0:35:03.160
<v Speaker 1>wrong van, Do your parents know what you're up to?

0:35:04.200 --> 0:35:07.040
<v Speaker 1>They shut the doors and continue their search. Then we

0:35:07.120 --> 0:35:09.560
<v Speaker 1>switch over to DJ and Pete, who are watching the

0:35:09.600 --> 0:35:12.560
<v Speaker 1>movie in his van. DJ's in the passenger seat and

0:35:12.600 --> 0:35:16.280
<v Speaker 1>Pete's in the driver's seat. DJ's making comments on the film,

0:35:16.440 --> 0:35:19.640
<v Speaker 1>but Pete thinks it's lame. He suggests they get in

0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:22.800
<v Speaker 1>the back to get a little more comfortable. DJ hesitates,

0:35:22.960 --> 0:35:25.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't like this guy. I hate this guy. Like

0:35:25.520 --> 0:35:27.719
<v Speaker 1>did I hate him as much? Back when we shot

0:35:27.719 --> 0:35:28.520
<v Speaker 1>this in ninety two?

0:35:28.560 --> 0:35:31.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so, probably not, because this was more

0:35:31.160 --> 0:35:33.759
<v Speaker 2>of the typical like cool bad boy sort of. Now

0:35:33.840 --> 0:35:35.560
<v Speaker 2>you're just like, dude, you're a creepy creed.

0:35:35.680 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Got that. Yeah? So DJ hesitates, and she says I'm

0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:44.319
<v Speaker 1>pretty comfortable right here, and Pete lets out a sigh

0:35:44.360 --> 0:35:47.160
<v Speaker 1>of disappointment. Oh that's right, I forgot. You're a freshman.

0:35:47.760 --> 0:35:50.160
<v Speaker 1>This must be like your first time at a drive in, right.

0:35:50.920 --> 0:35:53.160
<v Speaker 1>DJ nods, but tells him she was just there for

0:35:53.200 --> 0:35:56.920
<v Speaker 1>a swap meet on Sunday. He continues to push her

0:35:56.920 --> 0:35:59.280
<v Speaker 1>to get in the back. He says they'll just listen

0:35:59.280 --> 0:36:03.120
<v Speaker 1>to music for a while. Hate this guy, hate this guy? Right?

0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:06.400
<v Speaker 2>No, No, I'm like, I'm so worry I'm listening, don't right,

0:36:06.480 --> 0:36:08.920
<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm so uncomfortable with this whole scene, which

0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:12.319
<v Speaker 2>I know I don't it's the point, but also, yeah,

0:36:12.400 --> 0:36:13.040
<v Speaker 2>now it's maving.

0:36:13.080 --> 0:36:15.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm more uncomfortable watching this in twenty twenty five than

0:36:15.560 --> 0:36:17.040
<v Speaker 1>I would have been watching.

0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Nineteen because, you know, because in twenty twenty five you're like,

0:36:21.120 --> 0:36:23.880
<v Speaker 2>this is really inappropriate behavior, but in nineteen ninety two,

0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:25.759
<v Speaker 2>it was just kind of normal and we all accepted like,

0:36:25.760 --> 0:36:27.279
<v Speaker 2>oh no, dudes are just kind of creepy and like

0:36:27.440 --> 0:36:27.879
<v Speaker 2>or she went.

0:36:27.800 --> 0:36:29.960
<v Speaker 1>To the back of a vand yeah, no way, different

0:36:29.960 --> 0:36:31.560
<v Speaker 1>implications now so and I just.

0:36:31.520 --> 0:36:34.759
<v Speaker 2>Couldn't Now I know when when, what's exactly what it meant?

0:36:34.760 --> 0:36:36.360
<v Speaker 2>When he's never heard the word no?

0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:41.080
<v Speaker 1>I bet yeah, exactly exactly heat oh man, this guy.

0:36:42.760 --> 0:36:46.000
<v Speaker 1>So DJ agrees and they climb in the back. It's

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:50.160
<v Speaker 1>separated with a curtain and decorated with two tiger print pillows,

0:36:50.160 --> 0:36:53.399
<v Speaker 1>a blanket, and a stereo. Do you Jay realize I'm

0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:54.240
<v Speaker 1>Decora alone?

0:36:54.520 --> 0:36:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Run man, this is what is this?

0:36:57.560 --> 0:37:01.760
<v Speaker 1>Nineteen seventy four DJ said, it's sure as private back here,

0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:04.520
<v Speaker 1>and Pete tries to set the mood. Now all we

0:37:04.600 --> 0:37:07.520
<v Speaker 1>need is a little romantic music, and he plays his

0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:11.319
<v Speaker 1>scream o music from their demo tape. Got Pete like,

0:37:11.400 --> 0:37:14.120
<v Speaker 1>read the room, you'll catch it. Just catch on to

0:37:14.200 --> 0:37:16.279
<v Speaker 1>her signals. She's not comfortable with this.

0:37:16.600 --> 0:37:21.279
<v Speaker 2>Pete, and the screamo music isn't healthing. Certainly those death

0:37:21.280 --> 0:37:25.320
<v Speaker 2>metal is not the it's not Marvin Gange, you know

0:37:25.360 --> 0:37:28.560
<v Speaker 2>what I mean. It doesn't exactly inspire. It's not making

0:37:28.680 --> 0:37:33.160
<v Speaker 2>DJ more comfortable. I'll tell you no, no, no, no, DJ.

0:37:33.080 --> 0:37:35.719
<v Speaker 1>Anxiously says, boy, that just makes you want to get

0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:38.800
<v Speaker 1>up and dance, but Pete tells her to just relax,

0:37:39.160 --> 0:37:43.399
<v Speaker 1>and then he leans in and kisses her. Outside, Jesse, Danny,

0:37:43.440 --> 0:37:47.200
<v Speaker 1>and Joey find Pete's vand Jesse recognizes Pete's song and

0:37:47.280 --> 0:37:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Joey spots DJ's coat in the passenger seat. Inside. DJ

0:37:51.760 --> 0:37:54.320
<v Speaker 1>pulls away from Pete and says, let's just watch the movie.

0:37:54.840 --> 0:37:57.040
<v Speaker 1>He asks why, and she admits, I just don't feel

0:37:57.120 --> 0:37:57.759
<v Speaker 1>right about this.

0:37:58.480 --> 0:38:00.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, good DJ, good job.

0:38:00.480 --> 0:38:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Proud of you, DJ. Oh, that's exactly kids who are listening,

0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:05.200
<v Speaker 1>that's the thing you say.

0:38:05.239 --> 0:38:06.440
<v Speaker 2>You say what you don't.

0:38:06.239 --> 0:38:07.360
<v Speaker 1>Feel comfortable with something?

0:38:07.760 --> 0:38:08.040
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

0:38:08.880 --> 0:38:11.879
<v Speaker 1>Pete drops his head in disappointment and sighs, all right,

0:38:12.000 --> 0:38:14.760
<v Speaker 1>that's cool, and he offers to go get them some popcorn.

0:38:15.560 --> 0:38:16.799
<v Speaker 2>Okay, he took it.

0:38:16.800 --> 0:38:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Well, I will give him back that. I'll give him.

0:38:18.600 --> 0:38:19.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it is full house, we can.

0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:21.239
<v Speaker 2>If it would have gotten any further, it would have

0:38:21.280 --> 0:38:23.480
<v Speaker 2>been an after school Smell's true, very true.

0:38:23.880 --> 0:38:26.920
<v Speaker 1>But I'm happy yes that he finally took the hint

0:38:26.960 --> 0:38:27.880
<v Speaker 1>and removed himself.

0:38:27.960 --> 0:38:28.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, go get some popcorn.

0:38:29.440 --> 0:38:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Go cool off, dude. He hops out of the van.

0:38:32.840 --> 0:38:35.879
<v Speaker 1>DJ turns off the music and opens the curtains. DJ

0:38:36.040 --> 0:38:38.840
<v Speaker 1>screams when she sees Danny, Joey, and Jesse sitting in

0:38:38.880 --> 0:38:41.640
<v Speaker 1>the front seat, and they scream right back at her.

0:38:43.239 --> 0:38:46.040
<v Speaker 1>DJ is horrified that they crashed her date and asks

0:38:46.320 --> 0:38:49.839
<v Speaker 1>what they're doing here. Danny says they were worried about her,

0:38:50.160 --> 0:38:53.400
<v Speaker 1>and he asks where's Pete. She frantically tells them he's

0:38:53.440 --> 0:38:56.879
<v Speaker 1>getting popcorn and begs, would you guys please leave? I'm

0:38:56.920 --> 0:39:00.239
<v Speaker 1>on a date, okay. Jesse reminds her she didn't say

0:39:00.280 --> 0:39:03.040
<v Speaker 1>she was going to a drive in, and Danny adds

0:39:03.320 --> 0:39:07.319
<v Speaker 1>in Tony the Tigers Van. DJ promises they can talk

0:39:07.320 --> 0:39:09.680
<v Speaker 1>about it later, but she doesn't want Pete to see

0:39:09.719 --> 0:39:12.840
<v Speaker 1>them in here. When they don't budge, she shouts, do

0:39:12.920 --> 0:39:15.840
<v Speaker 1>you know how embarrassing this is? Put yourself in my shoes?

0:39:16.640 --> 0:39:18.799
<v Speaker 1>And Joey responds, I'd love to you got a left

0:39:18.800 --> 0:39:23.080
<v Speaker 1>in a right. DJ looks outside the window and she

0:39:23.200 --> 0:39:26.560
<v Speaker 1>notices that Pete's coming back. She pleads with them, please leave.

0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:29.120
<v Speaker 1>I promise, I'll tell him to take me home. Just

0:39:29.160 --> 0:39:31.640
<v Speaker 1>don't let him see you here, and she quickly shuts

0:39:31.640 --> 0:39:35.160
<v Speaker 1>the curtains. Pete hops back in and suggests they move

0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:38.120
<v Speaker 1>back to the front, but DJ stops him, Wait just

0:39:38.160 --> 0:39:40.439
<v Speaker 1>a minute, we should straighten up first. I come from

0:39:40.440 --> 0:39:44.600
<v Speaker 1>a very neat family. Then someone sneezes in the front seat.

0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Pete opens the curtain to find all three of the

0:39:47.680 --> 0:39:49.040
<v Speaker 1>guys still there.

0:39:51.800 --> 0:39:53.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know which is creepier, you know what I mean? Like,

0:39:54.200 --> 0:39:54.760
<v Speaker 2>is it Pete?

0:39:54.840 --> 0:39:57.520
<v Speaker 1>Is it three? The guys won't leave you in the van.

0:39:57.800 --> 0:40:01.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to feel about. That's in unison.

0:40:01.719 --> 0:40:04.880
<v Speaker 1>The three guys say hello. Pete greets them back, looking

0:40:04.960 --> 0:40:08.960
<v Speaker 1>extremely surprised. The guys try to explain what they're doing

0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:10.640
<v Speaker 1>in the front seat, but no one can come up

0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:14.160
<v Speaker 1>with a valid reason. Finally, they decide it's time to leave,

0:40:14.320 --> 0:40:16.799
<v Speaker 1>and Pete tells DJ, why don't we just call it

0:40:16.800 --> 0:40:19.399
<v Speaker 1>a night. Actually, you can go ahead and go home

0:40:19.440 --> 0:40:22.520
<v Speaker 1>with your dad, and DJ looks at the guys with

0:40:22.640 --> 0:40:23.759
<v Speaker 1>utter devastation.

0:40:24.760 --> 0:40:28.560
<v Speaker 2>They saved you. I saved you. That's why I know

0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:32.320
<v Speaker 2>it's painful at the time. Saved you from from this.

0:40:32.680 --> 0:40:36.120
<v Speaker 1>F boy exactly. I feel like the way this was written,

0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:38.560
<v Speaker 1>it was meant to get us to feel bad for DJ,

0:40:38.760 --> 0:40:43.280
<v Speaker 1>like olak embarrassing Your dads are right they.

0:40:43.160 --> 0:40:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Were spot on.

0:40:44.040 --> 0:40:48.799
<v Speaker 1>They were right to be, to be you know, this

0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:53.480
<v Speaker 1>guy suspicious paper in a vanage. I don't think I

0:40:53.520 --> 0:40:55.279
<v Speaker 1>would have left the front seat either. I would have

0:40:55.320 --> 0:40:56.440
<v Speaker 1>been like not staying here.

0:40:57.080 --> 0:40:59.360
<v Speaker 2>It's like a mind Hunter episode, that's how it starts.

0:40:59.480 --> 0:41:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, totally.

0:41:00.520 --> 0:41:03.399
<v Speaker 2>So do you do you remember though?

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:06.200
<v Speaker 1>I do? I do exactly story you're going, yes, yes,

0:41:06.280 --> 0:41:08.560
<v Speaker 1>go for it. So on.

0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:12.160
<v Speaker 2>On the gag reel for this season, for season five,

0:41:13.239 --> 0:41:16.600
<v Speaker 2>there is a bit where when it was just Bob

0:41:16.760 --> 0:41:20.640
<v Speaker 2>and Dave and John. They were like in the parking lot,

0:41:20.760 --> 0:41:23.520
<v Speaker 2>parking lot looking at different you know, vans or whatever.

0:41:23.560 --> 0:41:25.680
<v Speaker 2>So it's just the adults. No, no kids were there,

0:41:25.880 --> 0:41:30.800
<v Speaker 2>wasn't you know, right, And they they show the clip

0:41:30.840 --> 0:41:32.680
<v Speaker 2>is they're supposed to walk out from behind the van

0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:35.400
<v Speaker 2>and be like, oh, this is Pete's van. Yeah, So

0:41:35.440 --> 0:41:37.560
<v Speaker 2>instead they walk out from behind the van all of

0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:40.680
<v Speaker 2>them in boxer shorts with like their pants around their ankles,

0:41:40.719 --> 0:41:45.120
<v Speaker 2>just like in tuxedos, right, tuxedoxo top and just still

0:41:45.120 --> 0:41:48.120
<v Speaker 2>the tuxedos and the pants and just ridiculous like like

0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:50.239
<v Speaker 2>shorts boxers, you know what I mean.

0:41:51.000 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 1>When they played the city, like they start their line

0:41:53.280 --> 0:41:55.960
<v Speaker 1>and in the whole scene, yeah John pants stop laughing.

0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:58.520
<v Speaker 1>He's laughing the whole thing of Bob's just saying his

0:41:58.640 --> 0:41:59.759
<v Speaker 1>lines like normal.

0:41:59.800 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 2>Like this is right. Yeah, Oh, it was hilarious.

0:42:02.080 --> 0:42:04.040
<v Speaker 1>It was very fun. I don't even know why they

0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:05.640
<v Speaker 1>did that except just to I think it was to

0:42:05.680 --> 0:42:08.160
<v Speaker 1>break the tension on a long Thursday night or something.

0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:09.760
<v Speaker 2>It was a long Thursday night.

0:42:09.880 --> 0:42:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Joel.

0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:13.799
<v Speaker 2>Like the I'm sure it was the joking of it,

0:42:13.880 --> 0:42:16.319
<v Speaker 2>like what are these three guys doing creeping around in

0:42:16.360 --> 0:42:18.880
<v Speaker 2>a drive in parking lot and like you know what

0:42:18.880 --> 0:42:20.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, the only thing that would make it creepier

0:42:20.520 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 2>is if they had their pants run And that's a

0:42:22.640 --> 0:42:23.719
<v Speaker 2>stupid joke of it, you know.

0:42:24.000 --> 0:42:24.239
<v Speaker 1>Yep.

0:42:24.440 --> 0:42:25.920
<v Speaker 2>That was just kind of like when we did the

0:42:25.960 --> 0:42:29.400
<v Speaker 2>gym scene with huh and yeah, and we all did

0:42:29.400 --> 0:42:31.080
<v Speaker 2>the stupid sobs shit. Yeah.

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:33.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is just this is what we do. This

0:42:33.200 --> 0:42:35.880
<v Speaker 1>is how we entertain ourselves, right on a set on

0:42:36.120 --> 0:42:40.120
<v Speaker 1>long weeks. Yeah, No, that was fun. That's a classic.

0:42:40.239 --> 0:42:43.759
<v Speaker 1>I remember that from from the gag. Really, that was hysterical. Yep.

0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:54.160
<v Speaker 1>We're back in the kitchen now. Kimmy walks over to

0:42:54.160 --> 0:42:57.080
<v Speaker 1>the twins and announces, Okay, let's get you two to

0:42:57.160 --> 0:42:59.520
<v Speaker 1>bed so I can hit the phone. But then she

0:42:59.560 --> 0:43:03.080
<v Speaker 1>catches a whiff of something stinky. She immediately turns to

0:43:03.120 --> 0:43:06.440
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie and asks, would you mind disposing of the toxic waste?

0:43:07.080 --> 0:43:10.800
<v Speaker 1>Steph agrees, but it'll cost her again. Kim Me agrees,

0:43:10.800 --> 0:43:12.680
<v Speaker 1>but tells her to hurry up before the smoke alarm

0:43:12.760 --> 0:43:17.200
<v Speaker 1>goes off. Meanwhile, Michelle surveys comment after she finishes brushing

0:43:17.280 --> 0:43:20.720
<v Speaker 1>his mane. She praises, good boy, you look very pretty.

0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:23.760
<v Speaker 1>He stands up on the counter begging for another treat,

0:43:23.800 --> 0:43:26.440
<v Speaker 1>and Michelle gives it to him. She takes a closer

0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:29.399
<v Speaker 1>look at the doggy doodle and realizes that they look

0:43:29.480 --> 0:43:31.960
<v Speaker 1>more like a cookie. She holds it up to her

0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:35.480
<v Speaker 1>nose and comments, they smell like a pork chop, so

0:43:35.520 --> 0:43:38.040
<v Speaker 1>of course she takes a bite of one and immediately

0:43:38.080 --> 0:43:40.719
<v Speaker 1>regrets it. He grabs a napkin to dispose of the

0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:41.560
<v Speaker 1>dog treat.

0:43:41.920 --> 0:43:43.319
<v Speaker 2>She wi has a lot of kids that do that.

0:43:43.480 --> 0:43:44.640
<v Speaker 2>They're like, what it tastes like?

0:43:44.640 --> 0:43:47.319
<v Speaker 1>Well, yes, i'd be curious too. You know It's like I.

0:43:47.320 --> 0:43:49.440
<v Speaker 2>Think I remember being a kid and my friend eating

0:43:49.680 --> 0:43:53.399
<v Speaker 2>a jerky treat. Oh remember those treats for dogs.

0:43:53.440 --> 0:43:56.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, well I think that. Unfortunately, dog, the

0:43:56.239 --> 0:43:58.600
<v Speaker 1>stinkier it is, the more dogs love it. That's the least.

0:43:58.960 --> 0:44:02.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, they're like, oh, that's a disgusting, but yeah.

0:44:04.760 --> 0:44:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Michelle wipes her tongue and she says, I should have

0:44:07.080 --> 0:44:12.600
<v Speaker 1>known you drink from the toilet. And next in the nursery,

0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:15.839
<v Speaker 1>Kimmy's standing in the corner as far away from Stephanie

0:44:15.880 --> 0:44:18.640
<v Speaker 1>and the changing table as she can get. Steph tells

0:44:18.640 --> 0:44:20.920
<v Speaker 1>her she can breathe now, and Kimmy lets out an

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:25.480
<v Speaker 1>exaggerated exhale. Then Becky walks in and asks, how are

0:44:25.480 --> 0:44:30.680
<v Speaker 1>my adorable babies. Kimmy sarcastically responds, yeah, adorable if you

0:44:30.719 --> 0:44:33.520
<v Speaker 1>don't have a sense of smell. I'm surprised your wallpaper

0:44:33.560 --> 0:44:35.799
<v Speaker 1>isn't peeling. Could you please pay me so I can

0:44:35.800 --> 0:44:39.360
<v Speaker 1>go home. Becky owes her ten dollars, so she walks

0:44:39.360 --> 0:44:42.240
<v Speaker 1>out to go get her purse. In the meantime, Steph

0:44:42.280 --> 0:44:45.359
<v Speaker 1>starts to add up all of her paid tasks. She

0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:48.000
<v Speaker 1>shows Kimmy the piece of paper with everything listed out.

0:44:48.840 --> 0:44:51.760
<v Speaker 1>You owe me for two feeds, two burps, two number twos,

0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:55.040
<v Speaker 1>and a number one, which is As Becky walks back

0:44:55.080 --> 0:44:56.879
<v Speaker 1>into the room and starts to hand Kimmy a ten

0:44:56.920 --> 0:45:00.799
<v Speaker 1>dollar bill, Steph snatches it from Becky's hand and that

0:45:00.840 --> 0:45:04.400
<v Speaker 1>comes out to ten dollars and Kimmy's jaw drops. What

0:45:04.520 --> 0:45:07.680
<v Speaker 1>a rip off. Steph grins and asks Becky if they

0:45:07.680 --> 0:45:09.960
<v Speaker 1>can make Kimmy their regular babysitter.

0:45:11.440 --> 0:45:13.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, you know that's working it.

0:45:13.200 --> 0:45:16.239
<v Speaker 1>She's working. I don't Stiff did all the work, so

0:45:16.280 --> 0:45:17.319
<v Speaker 1>she deserves the many.

0:45:18.320 --> 0:45:18.720
<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

0:45:18.800 --> 0:45:20.839
<v Speaker 1>Kimmy just made sure that the house didn't burn down.

0:45:20.880 --> 0:45:26.120
<v Speaker 1>That's all she did. Meanwhile, in the living room, DJ

0:45:26.400 --> 0:45:29.080
<v Speaker 1>storms in and Jesse, Joey, and Danny try to stop

0:45:29.120 --> 0:45:32.280
<v Speaker 1>her from running upstairs. Danny shouts, we need to talk.

0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:35.680
<v Speaker 1>You can't keep giving us the silent treatment. She stops

0:45:35.680 --> 0:45:38.800
<v Speaker 1>halfway up the stairs. Okay, fine, let's talk. I'm totally

0:45:38.920 --> 0:45:41.719
<v Speaker 1>humiliated and when this gets around school, I'll never be

0:45:41.840 --> 0:45:44.480
<v Speaker 1>asked out again. But that's what you wanted, isn't it.

0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:47.919
<v Speaker 1>She runs away from them, and Jesse admits I think

0:45:47.960 --> 0:45:51.080
<v Speaker 1>we were doing better with the silent treatment. Before they

0:45:51.080 --> 0:45:53.440
<v Speaker 1>can follow after her, Joey stops them so he can

0:45:53.480 --> 0:45:55.880
<v Speaker 1>take off his shoes. He lets out a sigh of

0:45:55.880 --> 0:46:00.000
<v Speaker 1>relief once they're often gives them the go ahead.

0:45:59.680 --> 0:46:01.400
<v Speaker 2>I think was like, remember how when you were a

0:46:01.400 --> 0:46:03.120
<v Speaker 2>teenager and you like storm off and it was like

0:46:03.160 --> 0:46:05.600
<v Speaker 2>annoying when your mom or your dad like came and

0:46:05.600 --> 0:46:07.799
<v Speaker 2>followed you to continue talking about it. Yeah, can you

0:46:07.840 --> 0:46:08.960
<v Speaker 2>imagine three of them?

0:46:09.400 --> 0:46:16.480
<v Speaker 1>That's overwhelming. We're coming. It's an ambush, right yes. In

0:46:16.560 --> 0:46:19.759
<v Speaker 1>DJ's room, DJ's standing with her arms crossed. When the

0:46:19.760 --> 0:46:23.160
<v Speaker 1>guys walk in, Danny insists that they have to talk

0:46:23.160 --> 0:46:26.680
<v Speaker 1>about this. She scoffs. You said I was old enough

0:46:26.680 --> 0:46:29.200
<v Speaker 1>to date. You said you trust me, You said you

0:46:29.280 --> 0:46:32.360
<v Speaker 1>have had confidence in my judgment. But you didn't mean it,

0:46:32.400 --> 0:46:34.640
<v Speaker 1>did you. I mean, the first time I go out

0:46:34.680 --> 0:46:36.680
<v Speaker 1>with a guy you don't like, you come charging in

0:46:36.719 --> 0:46:40.600
<v Speaker 1>like the date police. You completely overreacted. All three of

0:46:40.600 --> 0:46:44.120
<v Speaker 1>you owe me an apology. The guys look at each

0:46:44.160 --> 0:46:46.799
<v Speaker 1>other and realize she may be right. They did get

0:46:46.840 --> 0:46:50.160
<v Speaker 1>a little crazy, and they all apologize for their behavior.

0:46:52.760 --> 0:46:55.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they need to apologize, but I don't.

0:46:55.800 --> 0:46:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, they don't.

0:46:56.719 --> 0:46:59.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, the way they handled it was a bit ridiculous.

0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:00.840
<v Speaker 1>It was a little over the top. It was a

0:47:00.880 --> 0:47:01.560
<v Speaker 1>little over the top.

0:47:01.640 --> 0:47:04.320
<v Speaker 2>They embarrassed him. But you know they kind of hopping

0:47:04.360 --> 0:47:09.040
<v Speaker 2>in the van was and then not leaving and then

0:47:09.080 --> 0:47:09.479
<v Speaker 2>not leaving.

0:47:09.600 --> 0:47:14.359
<v Speaker 1>Right, I'm like, stand a little ways away, but right, yeah, well,

0:47:14.400 --> 0:47:15.960
<v Speaker 1>and I'm thinking, I know we're in the middle of

0:47:15.960 --> 0:47:17.520
<v Speaker 1>the scene, but I'm just going to start talking anyway,

0:47:17.560 --> 0:47:21.520
<v Speaker 1>So who cares? Who cares about the copy? Uh? Well,

0:47:21.520 --> 0:47:23.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about this, like, because this is relatable to

0:47:23.680 --> 0:47:27.680
<v Speaker 1>me because Felicity has her first boyfriend now, okay, and

0:47:27.800 --> 0:47:31.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm a little I parent differently than I did

0:47:31.160 --> 0:47:32.960
<v Speaker 1>with Tate. I was just like, you got to be careful.

0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:34.319
<v Speaker 1>She's like, you don't trust me, and I'm like, I

0:47:34.320 --> 0:47:37.600
<v Speaker 1>do trust you. I don't trust the boys, so I

0:47:37.640 --> 0:47:39.160
<v Speaker 1>mean until I get to know them. Now I know

0:47:39.200 --> 0:47:41.560
<v Speaker 1>her boyfriend, he's a great guy, but you know, when

0:47:41.600 --> 0:47:44.160
<v Speaker 1>it's like they're starting to date, I'm just like, no, no,

0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:45.759
<v Speaker 1>you can't be alone with them. You need to go

0:47:45.800 --> 0:47:47.839
<v Speaker 1>to a public setting, go to a mall, but right,

0:47:47.920 --> 0:47:50.040
<v Speaker 1>go you know anywhere where there's lots of hundreds and

0:47:50.120 --> 0:47:52.120
<v Speaker 1>hundreds of right right that they don't go to the

0:47:52.120 --> 0:47:54.560
<v Speaker 1>mall anymore. I know, I know, So I don't. I mean,

0:47:54.600 --> 0:47:56.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that's fair, but that's just how

0:47:56.560 --> 0:47:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I parent in twenty twenty five, is that it's different.

0:47:59.480 --> 0:48:01.680
<v Speaker 1>I think girls need to be more careful. I don't

0:48:01.719 --> 0:48:04.360
<v Speaker 1>know if that's sexist or unfair to say that, but

0:48:04.520 --> 0:48:06.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm just worrying about my kid.

0:48:06.760 --> 0:48:08.839
<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, I mean you're worried about your kid. I

0:48:08.880 --> 0:48:14.880
<v Speaker 2>don't think it's out of the out of like the

0:48:14.960 --> 0:48:17.360
<v Speaker 2>norm to worry about your kids once they start dating.

0:48:17.800 --> 0:48:20.120
<v Speaker 2>I think it's just a matter of like teaching our

0:48:20.160 --> 0:48:22.400
<v Speaker 2>boys how to behave and teaching our girls how to

0:48:23.800 --> 0:48:24.800
<v Speaker 2>listen to their guts.

0:48:24.600 --> 0:48:27.279
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, speak up. That's actually to themselves.

0:48:27.400 --> 0:48:31.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, because usually you're like, like Evened, she was like,

0:48:31.239 --> 0:48:33.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't think this is not great, and then he's like,

0:48:33.480 --> 0:48:34.520
<v Speaker 2>hey we should go in the back.

0:48:34.600 --> 0:48:37.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, you got to listen to trust, trust your guts,

0:48:38.080 --> 0:48:40.879
<v Speaker 1>little voice. And for boys, yeah, you got to teach

0:48:40.920 --> 0:48:43.880
<v Speaker 1>them about consent now, you know, yes, exactly, make it

0:48:44.000 --> 0:48:48.160
<v Speaker 1>very clear. Crystal is sexy. Yes, right, yeah exactly, absolutely

0:48:50.000 --> 0:48:54.319
<v Speaker 1>so DJ lets them off easy. Everybody makes mistakes. I

0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:56.680
<v Speaker 1>just hope the next time you'll think things through a

0:48:56.680 --> 0:49:00.680
<v Speaker 1>little better, and she pats Danny's arm in reassurance. They

0:49:00.719 --> 0:49:03.000
<v Speaker 1>all continue with their apologies as they file out of

0:49:03.000 --> 0:49:05.480
<v Speaker 1>the room and she shuts the door behind them. As

0:49:05.520 --> 0:49:08.279
<v Speaker 1>soon as the door closes, it opens. The guys realize

0:49:08.440 --> 0:49:11.560
<v Speaker 1>they have a lot more to say. DJ jokes, I

0:49:11.719 --> 0:49:15.120
<v Speaker 1>knew that was too easy. Danny asks, why did you

0:49:15.160 --> 0:49:17.960
<v Speaker 1>lie to us about where you were going tonight? DJ

0:49:18.040 --> 0:49:20.399
<v Speaker 1>says she didn't lie. She did say she was going

0:49:20.440 --> 0:49:24.239
<v Speaker 1>to a movie, and Jesse argues, yeah, but you conveniently

0:49:24.280 --> 0:49:26.280
<v Speaker 1>forgot to tell us it was a drive in movie.

0:49:26.920 --> 0:49:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Danny adds, with a guy who's never heard the word no.

0:49:31.120 --> 0:49:31.959
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that would be creepy.

0:49:32.080 --> 0:49:35.680
<v Speaker 1>That's creepy, and DJ does admit that she forgot to

0:49:35.680 --> 0:49:39.680
<v Speaker 1>mention that, so Danny reasons with her, Look, you're fifteen

0:49:39.760 --> 0:49:41.880
<v Speaker 1>years old and you still live by the rules of

0:49:41.920 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 1>this house, and if you're going on a date, you

0:49:44.280 --> 0:49:48.279
<v Speaker 1>have to tell us exactly where you're going. DJ insists

0:49:48.480 --> 0:49:51.400
<v Speaker 1>she just didn't want them to freak out, and Jesse wonders,

0:49:51.760 --> 0:49:53.759
<v Speaker 1>what makes you think we would have freaked out just

0:49:53.800 --> 0:49:57.280
<v Speaker 1>because we ran around a drive in in our tuxedos.

0:49:58.360 --> 0:50:00.839
<v Speaker 1>Joey also reminds her that her dating life is new

0:50:01.040 --> 0:50:04.799
<v Speaker 1>territory for them too. He emphasizes we just have to

0:50:04.840 --> 0:50:07.520
<v Speaker 1>trust each other. We always want what's best for you.

0:50:08.719 --> 0:50:12.080
<v Speaker 1>Dj thanks them and asks for one favor, no more

0:50:12.200 --> 0:50:15.879
<v Speaker 1>commando raids on her dates, and Danny responds, no more

0:50:15.960 --> 0:50:18.640
<v Speaker 1>drive ins for a while. She agrees to that deal

0:50:18.840 --> 0:50:23.000
<v Speaker 1>and they hug it out. Then Becky walks in. So easy,

0:50:23.360 --> 0:50:26.120
<v Speaker 1>every fight can be resolved in one scene at the

0:50:26.280 --> 0:50:28.960
<v Speaker 1>end of a twenty two minute nobody gets an attitude.

0:50:29.200 --> 0:50:31.239
<v Speaker 2>Nobody yells, there's no door slamming.

0:50:31.280 --> 0:50:34.239
<v Speaker 1>You're not referencing, you know, the fight you had three

0:50:34.239 --> 0:50:35.560
<v Speaker 1>weeks ago, right.

0:50:35.480 --> 0:50:38.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bringing up how you're always unfair. You never do

0:50:38.840 --> 0:50:40.960
<v Speaker 2>any of this. Yeah, yeah. Nobody's crying.

0:50:41.000 --> 0:50:46.760
<v Speaker 1>Nobody's crying, nobody's yelling. It's just resolved. So then Becky

0:50:46.800 --> 0:50:48.960
<v Speaker 1>walks in and she has a trophy in her hand.

0:50:49.480 --> 0:50:53.319
<v Speaker 1>Danny notices and immediately gets excited because he thinks they won.

0:50:53.920 --> 0:50:56.720
<v Speaker 1>He holds the trophy in the air and announces vindicate

0:50:56.800 --> 0:50:59.920
<v Speaker 1>it after four long years. But she takes the tr

0:51:00.000 --> 0:51:04.120
<v Speaker 1>trophy from Danny and hands it over to Joey. She clarifies, well,

0:51:04.160 --> 0:51:09.239
<v Speaker 1>actually they recognized Joey's talents. He won for Best Children's Programming.

0:51:10.040 --> 0:51:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Now Joey's the one to hold the trophy in the

0:51:11.920 --> 0:51:14.959
<v Speaker 1>air and say, oh, this is great. Vindicated after four

0:51:15.040 --> 0:51:18.000
<v Speaker 1>long months, Danny.

0:51:18.040 --> 0:51:21.200
<v Speaker 2>As you do in the Tanner household, you know, just

0:51:21.440 --> 0:51:22.760
<v Speaker 2>shoot right up to success.

0:51:22.880 --> 0:51:25.680
<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, he does enough to climb that ladder. He's

0:51:25.680 --> 0:51:28.840
<v Speaker 1>already at the top it started at the time. Danny

0:51:28.880 --> 0:51:31.880
<v Speaker 1>congratulates him and asks to hold hold it for a second,

0:51:32.080 --> 0:51:34.839
<v Speaker 1>And when Joey hands it over, Danny runs away and

0:51:35.040 --> 0:51:39.080
<v Speaker 1>steals it. Joey calls him an immature baby and runs

0:51:39.120 --> 0:51:41.360
<v Speaker 1>after him. And that is our.

0:51:41.239 --> 0:51:48.000
<v Speaker 3>Show, Dinna, who Well that was a doozy, Yeah, I remember,

0:51:48.040 --> 0:51:50.600
<v Speaker 3>but it was a it was a I get, you know,

0:51:50.760 --> 0:51:54.080
<v Speaker 3>the sort of the big deal of like DJ.

0:51:54.040 --> 0:51:56.040
<v Speaker 2>Going on dates and all that. That's a very big

0:51:56.160 --> 0:51:58.680
<v Speaker 2>milestone for like fifteen year old yeah and parents.

0:51:58.480 --> 0:52:01.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, big milestone. Trick he to navigate, you know, gets

0:52:01.960 --> 0:52:07.040
<v Speaker 1>hurdered territories. I just I didn't like. I didn't like

0:52:07.080 --> 0:52:09.719
<v Speaker 1>this Pete guy because he also had zero charm. Like

0:52:09.760 --> 0:52:13.440
<v Speaker 1>at least Jesse, Uncle Jesse, he's got charmed for days.

0:52:13.560 --> 0:52:15.600
<v Speaker 1>But this Pete guy, he was just like, what.

0:52:15.640 --> 0:52:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Was here's the thing. Well, here's the thing I always is.

0:52:19.120 --> 0:52:24.440
<v Speaker 2>And I go, oh, I think this is what dudes

0:52:24.520 --> 0:52:27.920
<v Speaker 2>think is attractive. Oh just that's always you know what

0:52:27.920 --> 0:52:29.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean. Sometimes you'll just see like and you're like,

0:52:30.840 --> 0:52:33.200
<v Speaker 2>they're it real. It feels like that doesn't Yeah, yeah,

0:52:33.200 --> 0:52:34.719
<v Speaker 2>it feels like this is what a dude would think

0:52:34.800 --> 0:52:36.880
<v Speaker 2>is like mister cool guy and gonna get all the girls,

0:52:36.880 --> 0:52:38.840
<v Speaker 2>and girls are like, I don't like not really.

0:52:39.120 --> 0:52:40.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're right, okay nineteen ninety.

0:52:40.680 --> 0:52:42.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean he was, but you know he was. He

0:52:43.040 --> 0:52:44.200
<v Speaker 2>was cute rocker.

0:52:44.880 --> 0:52:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he looked Uncle Jesse s No. But I just

0:52:47.719 --> 0:52:50.200
<v Speaker 1>thought the care I just didn't like. I don't know.

0:52:50.239 --> 0:52:51.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it was the actor or the writing,

0:52:51.800 --> 0:52:53.480
<v Speaker 1>but I'm just like, he just he had I didn't

0:52:53.480 --> 0:52:55.880
<v Speaker 1>see the appeal unless it's just DJ wants to date

0:52:55.920 --> 0:52:58.640
<v Speaker 1>a bad boy, I don't know. I mean, there's giving Viper.

0:52:58.920 --> 0:53:00.759
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of people you mean like that. You're like,

0:53:00.760 --> 0:53:04.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't see the appeal. So, you know, especially have

0:53:04.640 --> 0:53:05.840
<v Speaker 1>some lead singers, some artists.

0:53:05.880 --> 0:53:07.600
<v Speaker 2>You're like, I don't really get it. Now that I

0:53:07.640 --> 0:53:09.000
<v Speaker 2>meet you, I really don't get it.

0:53:09.040 --> 0:53:11.479
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, it's just I guess this is a trend.

0:53:11.520 --> 0:53:15.880
<v Speaker 2>Blinded by, blinded by you know, a den invest and

0:53:15.920 --> 0:53:18.879
<v Speaker 2>a good metal screen. I guess, I guess, I don't.

0:53:18.920 --> 0:53:21.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. This is just DJ's type because this

0:53:22.000 --> 0:53:22.399
<v Speaker 1>is DJ.

0:53:22.920 --> 0:53:25.640
<v Speaker 2>DJ is going yeah she later DG is the good girl,

0:53:25.680 --> 0:53:26.680
<v Speaker 2>so she's like, I'm going to.

0:53:26.719 --> 0:53:28.360
<v Speaker 1>Go out with the I need to.

0:53:28.440 --> 0:53:30.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going to go for the bad boys, right

0:53:30.360 --> 0:53:33.160
<v Speaker 2>and all right, Well it doesn't work out great for her,

0:53:33.280 --> 0:53:35.240
<v Speaker 2>although Viper's coming.

0:53:35.080 --> 0:53:40.160
<v Speaker 1>So I just just wait via Viper is oh boys here, yes,

0:53:41.000 --> 0:53:43.920
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, I remember this. I remembered this storyline. I

0:53:43.960 --> 0:53:47.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't remember feeling this way. So again I can't I

0:53:48.000 --> 0:53:52.279
<v Speaker 1>cannot untangle my protective gut instinct to protect DJ from

0:53:52.280 --> 0:53:56.719
<v Speaker 1>this nineteen ninety to storyline where it wasn't that it

0:53:56.840 --> 0:53:59.799
<v Speaker 1>was people weren't triggered like I apparently am right now.

0:54:00.320 --> 0:54:03.239
<v Speaker 2>Well again, it just makes such a difference when you're like, oh, yeah, no,

0:54:03.320 --> 0:54:06.840
<v Speaker 2>this is just not the way you approach things or

0:54:06.880 --> 0:54:10.440
<v Speaker 2>people or dates or you know, trying to make a

0:54:10.440 --> 0:54:14.600
<v Speaker 2>move on. It's just not yeah, yeah, but that was

0:54:14.640 --> 0:54:15.080
<v Speaker 2>the nineties.

0:54:15.320 --> 0:54:16.720
<v Speaker 1>Was the nineties. That was the nineties.

0:54:16.760 --> 0:54:20.120
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, everybody had a weird creepy van. That's the

0:54:20.160 --> 0:54:23.560
<v Speaker 2>first thing. It up in a mystery machine.

0:54:24.000 --> 0:54:26.200
<v Speaker 1>No, don't get in, No, just don't know.

0:54:27.080 --> 0:54:33.399
<v Speaker 2>No paneled vans don't get in if there's no windows. No, no, no, nope, nope,

0:54:33.480 --> 0:54:36.080
<v Speaker 2>go right and ask you what size you are while

0:54:36.120 --> 0:54:38.640
<v Speaker 2>trying to have you help them with a cout.

0:54:37.960 --> 0:54:38.000
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:54:38.840 --> 0:54:41.399
<v Speaker 2>It's a scene from Silence of the Lab. He has

0:54:41.440 --> 0:54:43.879
<v Speaker 2>her helping, he has her helping lift this thing into

0:54:43.920 --> 0:54:44.680
<v Speaker 2>the and he goes.

0:54:44.840 --> 0:54:45.920
<v Speaker 1>What size shoe are you?

0:54:46.120 --> 0:54:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Or what size are you? Because he's gonna make a

0:54:50.000 --> 0:54:54.919
<v Speaker 2>dress out of her. So I asked, Yeah, it's creepy, creepy, creepy. Again,

0:54:55.120 --> 0:54:57.319
<v Speaker 2>that's why you should not trust.

0:54:57.000 --> 0:54:59.600
<v Speaker 1>People with the trust people with vans exactly that that's

0:54:59.640 --> 0:55:03.120
<v Speaker 1>your less and today faneritos, don't trust, don't trust van

0:55:03.239 --> 0:55:05.799
<v Speaker 1>people with fans with no windows especially Yeah.

0:55:05.880 --> 0:55:08.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I'm sorry out there if we've offended anyone

0:55:08.760 --> 0:55:11.960
<v Speaker 2>who listens to this podcast who has a non windowed van. Uh,

0:55:12.560 --> 0:55:16.359
<v Speaker 2>you aren't a creep Uh. We're sorry, but you should

0:55:16.440 --> 0:55:17.759
<v Speaker 2>know that people are assuming that you are.

0:55:18.080 --> 0:55:20.120
<v Speaker 1>So we just want to air on the side of caution.

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<v Speaker 1>We're a we are mothers of young girls, so we're

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<v Speaker 1>just like, hey, right, don't just have anybody Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>any other car.

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<v Speaker 2>I do remember being with the girls one time at

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<v Speaker 2>like a little outdoor like Mexican restaurant, and this van

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<v Speaker 2>pulled around the back and like we were Celia and

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<v Speaker 2>I were kind of overstanding here right here, eating table

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<v Speaker 2>was literally like five feet away. Why did the creepiest

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<v Speaker 2>old man pull up next to the thing, like down

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<v Speaker 2>the little alley and hold up a puppy to the

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<v Speaker 2>table full of four young girls?

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, look at that?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like absolutely red you are, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And of course at the time, they you know, the

0:55:58.000 --> 0:56:00.040
<v Speaker 2>kids were little. B was like, oh, a puppy, Like

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<v Speaker 2>you're that's it, You're the one.

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<v Speaker 1>You're all that's missing is candy to like, here's some candy,

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a puppy. It's like, yikes. Anyway, did you have

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<v Speaker 1>any van? Did you have an everywhere you look? I

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<v Speaker 1>think I have one, but I'm not sure I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have one. I think, well, the one I have maybe

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<v Speaker 1>one of the funky tongues. I'm pretty sure that's Mark

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<v Speaker 1>Warren's kid, Like that looks exactly like Mark Warren. One

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<v Speaker 1>of them that didn't not sludge, but like the one.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the Pete not Pete Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the wrist. I don't know, not Sludge,

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<v Speaker 2>not Pete, the other guys.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the other guys is Mark, I probably, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks just like him, so I'm like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's him. So that's I'm making it up.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my everywhere, that's your everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not mister, I apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not I did not have one.

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<v Speaker 1>No, So okay, well that's it all right. Well that

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<v Speaker 1>was that was an episode that we've.

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<v Speaker 2>We've learned our lesson today. Everyone ofoid the creepy vans,

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<v Speaker 2>don't go to drive ins, and also, uh, try not

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<v Speaker 2>to be crazy and jump into a van when your

0:57:08.440 --> 0:57:11.640
<v Speaker 2>teenagers on a date and uh, you know, maybe just

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<v Speaker 2>be a little more normal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's lessons for every lessons for everyone, to lessons

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<v Speaker 1>for everyone. Yes, and don't make that's it. Yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>We Yeah, we saw that. I liked our bits.

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<v Speaker 2>We saw We've solved so many process today.

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<v Speaker 1>And don't trust Kimmy Gibbler with your children and don't

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<v Speaker 1>yeah trus Kimmy Gibbler.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, basically, what has been shown in this is that

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<v Speaker 2>stuff can hold it down.

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping for something more dramatic between you and

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<v Speaker 1>me like, because Kimmy famously has like crazy stuff happens

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<v Speaker 1>when she baby sits, the butter, the head, the banister,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, dropping TV's off, like all the things happened.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, oh, nothing catastrophic happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Between it was just I mean that's probably a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it involves Becky and Jesse's kids, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess yeah you can.

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<v Speaker 2>You can other kids heads and butter, but not not.

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<v Speaker 1>The babys twins. No, Jesse would never allow.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he might be like, maybe it's giving them a

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<v Speaker 2>nice hair treatment. They're gonna butter at all the facts

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<v Speaker 2>just really getting in there.

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<v Speaker 1>May yeah, maybe they're hair faster exactly some butter on there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Jesse would do that, would well. Everybody, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>so much for joining us again for another fun, fabulous,

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<v Speaker 2>uh informational episode. We teach how rd Tanato's. Yeah, we

0:58:29.440 --> 0:58:34.280
<v Speaker 2>teach things, you guys, We really do. So you're welcome anyway. Uh,

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0:58:41.520 --> 0:58:44.600
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<v Speaker 2>And I all right, everybody, well we will see you

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<v Speaker 2>next time. And remember the world is small. The house

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<v Speaker 2>full of creepy tiger print pillows, just it's there everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't get there, the furry, the fuzz, there's nothing.

0:59:10.200 --> 0:59:11.960
<v Speaker 2>You're like, why is that? Why is the fuzz feel

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<v Speaker 2>that way? Yeah, no, just you know, it's weird. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just I don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're the most retired.

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<v Speaker 2>Please gross