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Speaker 1: It was crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I'll wake you up out

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Speaker 2: Now? I know, I know it's been so great. Like

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Speaker 2: Now I'm eating cashan pie. Just let me take out

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Speaker 1: It your mouth tape. You're doing mouth tap.

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Speaker 2: The mouth type works so good. The mouth type works.

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Speaker 1: I saw the other day.

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Speaker 2: Here we go everyone from poison berries to nasal cavities.

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Speaker 2: Uh no, your your your nose is designed to filter

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Speaker 2: It's better for your sinuses. And you're in all of that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Real I'm gonna try, Michael do it.

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Speaker 2: I was like, this is tape your mouth shut. That's right.

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Speaker 2: I taped life.

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Speaker 1: Changing wow, wow, and you got it.

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Speaker 2: The key. The key is to get the I got

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Speaker 2: But it just keeps your mouth closed enough that it's

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Speaker 1: So you're not you're not sleeping like a wide mouth

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Speaker 2: just saying everybody mouth tape you give me cocoa floss,

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Speaker 2: Welcome back God. We can't even get our names. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Today we're discussing season five, episode twenty three, Five's a Crowd.

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Speaker 1: It originally aired March thirty first, nineteen ninety two, and

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Speaker 1: it goes a little something like this. Jesse, Joey and

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Speaker 1: It was directed by Joels Wick. It was written by

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Speaker 1: Ellen Guiless. And we have one guest star this week.

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Speaker 1: Roger Floyd guest stars as Pete. He's like uncle Jesse

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Speaker 1: in like young form. You know, he's right Uncle Jesse.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't look like a high schooler, but like this

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Speaker 1: Years He's you should be on Melrose Place, not on.

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Speaker 2: I was like, this is looking more like Beverly Hill's

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Speaker 1: Oh. He also guest starred in a Pacific Blue, Graceland,

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Speaker 2: big and Nashville, Yes, He's covered all of those regions.

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Speaker 1: It's lovely. So we start with the teaser. In the

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Speaker 1: He tells Michelle the proper way to care for them

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Speaker 1: Now, there's only one way to handle this squirt bottle

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Speaker 1: show that Wake Up San Francisco is nominated for. He recites,

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Speaker 1: what a surprise, Thank you, Bay Area broadcasters. I never

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Speaker 1: So Kimmy tries to recruit DJ to do this, Come on,

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Speaker 2: Now you know their supportive.

436
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:13,400
Speaker 1: I'm shocking, shocking, but very true. Becky walks in dress

437
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,639
Speaker 1: in a stunning, sparkly black gown with her hair in

438
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,240
Speaker 1: an updo.

439
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,680
Speaker 2: She looks all of nineteen ninety.

440
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,240
Speaker 1: Oh she does. Yes, that updu's very like you.

441
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:29,160
Speaker 2: The shoulder pads a little remnant from the late eighties.

442
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,119
Speaker 1: Peak in the early nineties. And she looks great.

443
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,200
Speaker 2: Oh god, she looks gorgeous.

444
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,119
Speaker 1: So Becky relays some bad news to Jesse. I just

445
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 1: talked to aunt Ida and she can't babysit tonight. Jesse argues,

446
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 1: we have to go out tonight. I'm having my best

447
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 1: hair day of the year.

448
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:45,280
Speaker 2: Ah. There it is.

449
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:49,200
Speaker 1: It's a little bit about Jesse's the old Jesse wants

450
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 1: to show up his hair, got your hair cool off?

451
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,240
Speaker 1: Jesse turns to DJ and asks if she can babysit,

452
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,119
Speaker 1: but she can't because she has a date, So Stefph

453
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,439
Speaker 1: pipes up, do it. I won't have a date for

454
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:05,879
Speaker 1: five years. Becky voices her appreciation, but she reminds Steph

455
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,959
Speaker 1: that she's still a little too young. So Michelle perks up,

456
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,679
Speaker 1: I'll do it, but obviously she's also too young for

457
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,360
Speaker 1: the job. Jesse doesn't know where they're going to find

458
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 1: a babysitter. Last minute on a Friday night on Cue,

459
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,439
Speaker 1: the door flies open and Kimmy barges in, shouting her

460
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 1: signature greeting all at tanner Rito's. Jesse and Becky silently

461
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 1: go back and forth, realizing this could be their babysitter opportunity.

462
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:32,440
Speaker 1: Becky is all for it, Jesse's totally against it. DJ

463
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,439
Speaker 1: suggests they use Kimmy and Steph, and Steph scoffs, why

464
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 1: don't you just throw your kids to a pack of wolves.

465
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,879
Speaker 1: Kimmy defends herself, Hey, I've babysat every kid on this block.

466
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 1: The screaming Tailor, Baby, the Watson Brats, and your very

467
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 1: own Squirt and Squirt Junior mission.

468
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 2: Last time you covered a kid's head and butter Yeah,

469
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,120
Speaker 2: oh it went great.

470
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 1: I mean, they'll keep the kid alive, but I will

471
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 1: torture him.

472
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 2: But they will be covered in some sort of condiment

473
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 2: when you get home.

474
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: And that's the price you pay for. Jimmy, givel a

475
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:04,719
Speaker 1: cover babysitter exactly. Michelle and Stuff angrily respond in unison,

476
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 1: don't call me squirt, and Michelle adds Junior. Becky pulls

477
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 1: Jesse aside to convince him to hire Kimmy. He eventually

478
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 1: gives in when they agree to call her every ten

479
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: minutes to check in. He happily tells Kimmy she's in

480
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: and she gets right down to business. My rates are

481
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: five dollars an hour, but since you're in a bind,

482
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:27,719
Speaker 1: it's seven fifty, and Jesse scowls at her. Seven fifty

483
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,880
Speaker 1: and man, this is just.

484
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 2: That was probably uh, that was probably about minimum wage

485
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 2: at the time or more.

486
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,440
Speaker 1: That was way more minimum wage seven fifty yeah, oh oh,

487
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 1: way more definitely. Then Comet runs into the kitchen. Yay,

488
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 1: comment's back. We've I've missed Timmy hasn't been around in

489
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 1: a hot minute. Kimmy tells them she doesn't do dogs.

490
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 1: What kim he has a poodle? Didn't she have a

491
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: poodle in like the dog show or whatever Teddy put

492
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: on in the backyard.

493
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 2: There was a pool, but that's but it's a family.

494
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 2: That's a family, it's a family. It's her mom's dogs.

495
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 2: So she mom's very obsessed.

496
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 1: With the poodle.

497
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 2: Jimmy feels bad because basically mom replaced her with Hoodoh

498
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,239
Speaker 2: she didn't like that, very big resentment. Yeah, yeah, she

499
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 2: replaced explains everything.

500
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 1: This explains all of it.

501
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 2: Yep.

502
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 1: Michelle offers, I can doggie sit Commet will do anything

503
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,120
Speaker 1: for a doggie doodle. She gives the dog a few

504
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 1: commands while holding the treat, and he obeys every single one.

505
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: Kimmy watches with amusement. Hey, that's pretty good. Will those

506
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: doggie doodles work on the twins? Jesse scowls at her again,

507
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 1: and this time Becky has to hold him back. What

508
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 1: could possibly go wrong? Right in the living room, Danny

509
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 1: is practicing his speech, and this time he's thanking his

510
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: orthodontist for his beautiful smile. So on Brand then the

511
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: doorbell rings and DJ rushes to answer it. She quickly

512
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,719
Speaker 1: tells her dad that she has a date tonight, and

513
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: Danny's surprised because she didn't mention it. On que Pete

514
00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 1: walks in Danny's eyes widen as he surveys two point zero.

515
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: He asks, Uh, it's sludge, isn't it. DJ butts in,

516
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: telling him it's Pete and it's a last minute date.

517
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: Then Pete takes DJ's hand to lead her outside, but

518
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 1: Danny quickly grabs the other hand and pulls her and

519
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 1: Pete back inside. He addresses Pete, why don't we have

520
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: a quick little father to new date chat. DJ tries

521
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 1: to tell him they're only going to the movies, but

522
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: that doesn't stop Danny from questioning. He asks Pete that

523
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 1: means you to be driving? Huh do you have auto insurance?

524
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,719
Speaker 1: Collision comprehensive uninsured motorists?

525
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I have all that. I'm

526
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 2: just kidding, I think.

527
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: Pete tells him he's covered, but Danny does not let

528
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 1: up any unpaid parking tickets, overdue library books? Have you

529
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: ever had a flu shot? Pete? And he makes a joke, Yeah,

530
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: I'm clean, ask my parole officer. Danny's horrified parole officer,

531
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 1: and Pete laughs it's a joke. Chill out, and he

532
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: pokes Danny's stomach.

533
00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 2: That was an odd movie.

534
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,360
Speaker 1: Don't like this. I do not this kid. This kid

535
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 1: needs to take a seat.

536
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 2: I'm right. I'd be like, I don't trust.

537
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: To like, have some respect when you come into someone's

538
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: home and speak to the dad.

539
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 2: Also, would you would you ever poke someone's parents in

540
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 2: the stomach?

541
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: That'd be weirdy in the stomach, like there's no right, yeah,

542
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 1: I would be like, hey.

543
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 2: Just met you, yeah, keep yeah, No, that's weird unless

544
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 2: you're the pills very door, and then it's mandatory.

545
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: Yes, so Danny, oh yeah, oh, DJ tells her dad,

546
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 1: could you lay off the third degree please? Pete's a

547
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 1: nice guy. Danny finally seems to loosen the reins, saying

548
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,439
Speaker 1: all right, then he adds be back in twenty minutes.

549
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 1: This time, Pete's the one who's shocked, but Danny mocks

550
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: him it's a joke, chill out and pokes his stomach

551
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 1: too to shame.

552
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, just poking each other. Okay, DJ, did it get

553
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 2: loud all of a sudden or is it just me.

554
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: I guess you're well to me. You're always loo to me,

555
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 1: but that's just that's your normal.

556
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 2: I am always allowed to everyone. But you know, it

557
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 2: felt like that in my ears, my headphones.

558
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: It turned out not Maddie, Manny. Manny will let us

559
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: know if there's something wrong.

560
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 2: I've tried to not touch the mic though, so goes.

561
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: Very well, You've done very well today, Danny, No where

562
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: am I?

563
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 2: Oh?

564
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: So? DJ is? DJ and Pete leave and Danny's sighs

565
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 1: as he closes the door behind them. Joey walks in

566
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: again with mister Woodchuck and they're both dressed in matching tuxedo.

567
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 2: It's okay, that's kind of how did you get how

568
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 2: do you find a wood Chuck size tuxedo? It's just,

569
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 2: you know, it's not like a toddler because he's short,

570
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 2: but he's also incredibly wide. You're not hitgecock, you know

571
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 2: what I mean? That sort of body to mension. He's

572
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 2: short and squarish. Jilly.

573
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, this hearkens back to the mannequin that feels like

574
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: Joey would always match clothes with.

575
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 2: It's just well, it's either the mannequin or the muppet, right,

576
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,360
Speaker 2: and so oh, here we go it is mister Woodchuck

577
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 2: is really cute in the tuxedo.

578
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,919
Speaker 1: Danny asks if he actually rented a tuxedo for his dummy,

579
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:12,400
Speaker 1: and Joey responds, of course I did. Mister Woodchuck calls

580
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 1: Joey snappy, but Joey admits, except for the shoes, they

581
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: gave me two lefties, and he waddles around the room

582
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: to prove it. Then Jesse walks downstairs and tells the

583
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: guys to get going because his new moose is only

584
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 1: guaranteed for forty five minutes.

585
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,639
Speaker 2: Ah, there it is, there it is.

586
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: But first Danny asks Jesse's opinion on DJ's date tonight.

587
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 1: Jesse shrugs, calling him a good kid, and Danny lets

588
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: out a huge sigh of relief. He tells them that

589
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: DJ just went out on a date with him. Jesse gasps,

590
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: what you let her go out with that animal? Danny

591
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: reminds Jesse of his previous words, so Jesse clarifies he's

592
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: in a band. All he thinks about is girls. He's

593
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: exactly how I was at seventeen. Danny is now officially

594
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: terrified and tells Kimmy to come into the living room.

595
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: He asks her to tell him everything she knows about

596
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: this pete guy. Kimmy Gusha's he's a legend. Girls throw

597
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: themselves at him. They say, he's never heard the word no.

598
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 2: She admits that it feels problematic, but we're gonna there's.

599
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, huh, I know.

600
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: It's it's yeah, there's a there's.

601
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 2: I mean implication, but it's. But I was like, but

602
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 2: it just sort of hearing it with today's you're like, like,

603
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 2: oh what really that's not a compliment, right, not at all?

604
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: That sounds so. Kimmy admits, I would love to be

605
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: DJ right now on her way to the drive in

606
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: and that hot black and red van. Oh Van, it's

607
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: always always, always, everyone is an utter disbelief, Jesse asks.

608
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: Drive in Joey questions Van and Danny whimper's my baby,

609
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: and all three of them stand there looking extremely concerned.

610
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, we hands are never it's never a good no.

611
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 2: I remember I had a friend friend in high school.

612
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 2: My friend Dennis had like a white old mini van

613
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 2: with no windows, but like a creep van.

614
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: Creep fan a creepy van, yes, but it was.

615
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 2: Like a it was like a you know, one of

616
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 2: those old like Astro Chevy Astro whatever. But I just

617
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 2: remember flying over the back seat of it so that

618
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 2: we could sneak out of on out on campus, like

619
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 2: to go off campus for lunch. Three of us piled

620
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: in that little like hatch door behind the third seat.

621
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: Yes, oh, that's very that's very cunny, if you Jody.

622
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 2: Soon or the time my mom, uh, my friend and

623
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 2: I went to the movies and then uh, Dennis and

624
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 2: a couple of friends all came and we were going

625
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 2: to a party and he picked us up in the

626
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 2: van and my mom was waiting in the parking lot.

627
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: Janie, Janie is a legend.

628
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, I know this fool. Yeah, She's like,

629
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 2: you're not going to the movies?

630
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: Nice try, Jody.

631
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

632
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: So we come back from a tense commercial break. We're

633
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: still in the living room. Becky walks in and asks

634
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: if everyone's ready to go. Jesse tells her they can't

635
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: go because DJ's at the drive in. Joey adds in

636
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: a hot black and red van and Danny finishes with

637
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: the lead singer of the Funky Tongues. Jesse points to

638
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: the door, saying, we gotta go get her. Joey hands

639
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: mister Woodchuck to Becky and insists they'll meet her at

640
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: the dinner. As Joey's heading out the door, he veers

641
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: off to the side because of his two left shoes.

642
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: Becky is holding mister Woodchuck and she realizes, well, at

643
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: least I have a date. Mister Woodchuck squeals and looks

644
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: Becky up and down, and she jokes, you behave yourself

645
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: and he laughs as they exit the room. Very clever still,

646
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: I mean, very clever. But also, is she.

647
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: Like, then you have the moment You're like, if if

648
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 2: she were just in the living room, is she making

649
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 2: is she having this moment with the puppet herself?

650
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, it's cute.

651
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 2: I mean, no, it is cute. I thought it was

652
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 2: very funny.

653
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: If she started a full on conversation, I'd be like,

654
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: what is what is in the water in this house?

655
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: But you know, it was just a little nod to

656
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: the puppetry of mister Foodchuck. It was Laurie did a

657
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: good job.

658
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 2: No, she was very cute. But my god, This Family's

659
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 2: Code about Jesus Right takes three adult three adults, two

660
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 2: of which are nominated for a for an award right,

661
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 2: three of which you're nominated for award.

662
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, just sent Jesse because Jesse's is like, you know,

663
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: Pete grown up, right, And then Danny could get his

664
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: award and Joey could get his award. Like there was

665
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: no need for all three of them, but we have

666
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: to have a storyline.

667
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 2: Travel in packs.

668
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: Next, in the kitchen, Steph is keeping an eye on

669
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: the babies while Michelle handles commet. He runs inside from

670
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: the backyard, and Michelle proudly states, comment did his business.

671
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: Steph reminds her that he gets a treat for that,

672
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: and Michelle admits, I wish I got a treat every

673
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: time I did my business. Then Kimmy walks over to

674
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: feed the babies their dinner. She looks at the tiny

675
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: food jar and reads strained squash, and then she smells

676
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: it and her face sours. I just remembered I had

677
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: a traumatic experience with a squash once I had to

678
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: eat it. She slides the baby food jar to Stephanie

679
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: and commands, here, you feed them. Steph reminds Kimmy it's

680
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: her job, but Kimmy protests, come on, be a bud

681
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: and nourish the little drool puppies. Stephanie agrees, but under

682
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: one condition. It'll cost her. Kimmy offers a dime, and

683
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: Stuff negotiates for a dollar. She gets Kimmy to agree

684
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: when she waves the strange squash under her nose, and

685
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: Stuff also clarifies that's a dollar per kid. Burps are

686
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: extra and they shake on it.

687
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 2: This is why I love steph She knows, she knows

688
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 2: how to work, work it. You know, she will work

689
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 2: that to her advantage. She's like, I'm a middle child.

690
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 2: I gotta be scratched. Yeah, you know she is.

691
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: She knows she has learned how to survive in this house. Yeah,

692
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: very very smart. Next we're at the drive in and Danny, Jesse,

693
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: and Joey are walking around searching for DJ.

694
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 2: Where is there a drive in in sand for Cisco.

695
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 2: Maybe it's an open, Maybe it's up and at an open. Yeah,

696
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,959
Speaker 2: where would Oakland with the They have the syrup wrestling

697
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 2: over there, so they probably got to drive in.

698
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. I don't.

699
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 2: I don't.

700
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, like there are many drive ins left

701
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: these days, so I'm just I just feel like, uh,

702
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: drive in in San Francis, in the city of too

703
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: many hills, right, too many top hills.

704
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 2: Uh.

705
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: The boys are getting honked at for standing in front

706
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 1: of people's cars, and Danny yells, DJ, where are you?

707
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 1: Finally they spot a red van, but when Jesse and

708
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: Joey try to look inside, they can't see because it's

709
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: all steamed up. Danny nervously says they better be making

710
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: soup in there. Jesse opens the van doors to reveal

711
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: an old couple holding each other in the back seat.

712
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: They're so cute.

713
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just old people trying to you know, get

714
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 2: it there friday night in the back of their own.

715
00:34:54,160 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: Van, lives you know, entire interrupted by these pause, Jesse stammers, sorry,

716
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: wrong van, Do your parents know what you're up to?

717
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: They shut the doors and continue their search. Then we

718
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: switch over to DJ and Pete, who are watching the

719
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: movie in his van. DJ's in the passenger seat and

720
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:16,280
Speaker 1: Pete's in the driver's seat. DJ's making comments on the film,

721
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: but Pete thinks it's lame. He suggests they get in

722
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 1: the back to get a little more comfortable. DJ hesitates,

723
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 1: I don't like this guy. I hate this guy. Like

724
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 1: did I hate him as much? Back when we shot

725
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: this in ninety two?

726
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 2: I don't think so, probably not, because this was more

727
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 2: of the typical like cool bad boy sort of. Now

728
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: you're just like, dude, you're a creepy creed.

729
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: Got that. Yeah? So DJ hesitates, and she says I'm

730
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: pretty comfortable right here, and Pete lets out a sigh

731
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: of disappointment. Oh that's right, I forgot. You're a freshman.

732
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: This must be like your first time at a drive in, right.

733
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: DJ nods, but tells him she was just there for

734
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 1: a swap meet on Sunday. He continues to push her

735
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,280
Speaker 1: to get in the back. He says they'll just listen

736
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: to music for a while. Hate this guy, hate this guy? Right?

737
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm like, I'm so worry I'm listening, don't right,

738
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 2: I know, I'm so uncomfortable with this whole scene, which

739
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 2: I know I don't it's the point, but also, yeah,

740
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: now it's maving.

741
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: I'm more uncomfortable watching this in twenty twenty five than

742
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: I would have been watching.

743
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 2: Nineteen because, you know, because in twenty twenty five you're like,

744
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 2: this is really inappropriate behavior, but in nineteen ninety two,

745
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 2: it was just kind of normal and we all accepted like,

746
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 2: oh no, dudes are just kind of creepy and like

747
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 2: or she went.

748
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: To the back of a vand yeah, no way, different

749
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: implications now so and I just.

750
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 2: Couldn't Now I know when when, what's exactly what it meant?

751
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 2: When he's never heard the word no?

752
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: I bet yeah, exactly exactly heat oh man, this guy.

753
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: So DJ agrees and they climb in the back. It's

754
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: separated with a curtain and decorated with two tiger print pillows,

755
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 1: a blanket, and a stereo. Do you Jay realize I'm

756
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 1: Decora alone?

757
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 2: Run man, this is what is this?

758
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,760
Speaker 1: Nineteen seventy four DJ said, it's sure as private back here,

759
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: and Pete tries to set the mood. Now all we

760
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: need is a little romantic music, and he plays his

761
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 1: scream o music from their demo tape. Got Pete like,

762
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: read the room, you'll catch it. Just catch on to

763
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: her signals. She's not comfortable with this.

764
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 2: Pete, and the screamo music isn't healthing. Certainly those death

765
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 2: metal is not the it's not Marvin Gange, you know

766
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 2: what I mean. It doesn't exactly inspire. It's not making

767
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 2: DJ more comfortable. I'll tell you no, no, no, no, DJ.

768
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 1: Anxiously says, boy, that just makes you want to get

769
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 1: up and dance, but Pete tells her to just relax,

770
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:43,399
Speaker 1: and then he leans in and kisses her. Outside, Jesse, Danny,

771
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: and Joey find Pete's vand Jesse recognizes Pete's song and

772
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: Joey spots DJ's coat in the passenger seat. Inside. DJ

773
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: pulls away from Pete and says, let's just watch the movie.

774
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: He asks why, and she admits, I just don't feel

775
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: right about this.

776
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 2: Okay, good DJ, good job.

777
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: Proud of you, DJ. Oh, that's exactly kids who are listening,

778
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: that's the thing you say.

779
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 2: You say what you don't.

780
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: Feel comfortable with something?

781
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 2: Yep.

782
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 1: Pete drops his head in disappointment and sighs, all right,

783
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,760
Speaker 1: that's cool, and he offers to go get them some popcorn.

784
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 2: Okay, he took it.

785
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: Well, I will give him back that. I'll give him.

786
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: I mean, it is full house, we can.

787
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 2: If it would have gotten any further, it would have

788
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 2: been an after school Smell's true, very true.

789
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: But I'm happy yes that he finally took the hint

790
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: and removed himself.

791
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, go get some popcorn.

792
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: Go cool off, dude. He hops out of the van.

793
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,879
Speaker 1: DJ turns off the music and opens the curtains. DJ

794
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 1: screams when she sees Danny, Joey, and Jesse sitting in

795
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: the front seat, and they scream right back at her.

796
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: DJ is horrified that they crashed her date and asks

797
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 1: what they're doing here. Danny says they were worried about her,

798
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: and he asks where's Pete. She frantically tells them he's

799
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 1: getting popcorn and begs, would you guys please leave? I'm

800
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: on a date, okay. Jesse reminds her she didn't say

801
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: she was going to a drive in, and Danny adds

802
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 1: in Tony the Tigers Van. DJ promises they can talk

803
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: about it later, but she doesn't want Pete to see

804
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 1: them in here. When they don't budge, she shouts, do

805
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 1: you know how embarrassing this is? Put yourself in my shoes?

806
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: And Joey responds, I'd love to you got a left

807
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: in a right. DJ looks outside the window and she

808
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: notices that Pete's coming back. She pleads with them, please leave.

809
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: I promise, I'll tell him to take me home. Just

810
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: don't let him see you here, and she quickly shuts

811
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: the curtains. Pete hops back in and suggests they move

812
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: back to the front, but DJ stops him, Wait just

813
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,439
Speaker 1: a minute, we should straighten up first. I come from

814
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: a very neat family. Then someone sneezes in the front seat.

815
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: Pete opens the curtain to find all three of the

816
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: guys still there.

817
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 2: I don't know which is creepier, you know what I mean? Like,

818
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 2: is it Pete?

819
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: Is it three? The guys won't leave you in the van.

820
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: I don't know how to feel about. That's in unison.

821
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: The three guys say hello. Pete greets them back, looking

822
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: extremely surprised. The guys try to explain what they're doing

823
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: in the front seat, but no one can come up

824
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: with a valid reason. Finally, they decide it's time to leave,

825
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: and Pete tells DJ, why don't we just call it

826
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 1: a night. Actually, you can go ahead and go home

827
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: with your dad, and DJ looks at the guys with

828
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: utter devastation.

829
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 2: They saved you. I saved you. That's why I know

830
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 2: it's painful at the time. Saved you from from this.

831
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: F boy exactly. I feel like the way this was written,

832
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: it was meant to get us to feel bad for DJ,

833
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:43,280
Speaker 1: like olak embarrassing Your dads are right they.

834
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 2: Were spot on.

835
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 1: They were right to be, to be you know, this

836
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: guy suspicious paper in a vanage. I don't think I

837
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: would have left the front seat either. I would have

838
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: been like not staying here.

839
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 2: It's like a mind Hunter episode, that's how it starts.

840
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.

841
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,399
Speaker 2: So do you do you remember though?

842
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: I do? I do exactly story you're going, yes, yes,

843
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: go for it. So on.

844
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 2: On the gag reel for this season, for season five,

845
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 2: there is a bit where when it was just Bob

846
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 2: and Dave and John. They were like in the parking lot,

847
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 2: parking lot looking at different you know, vans or whatever.

848
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 2: So it's just the adults. No, no kids were there,

849
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 2: wasn't you know, right, And they they show the clip

850
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 2: is they're supposed to walk out from behind the van

851
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 2: and be like, oh, this is Pete's van. Yeah, So

852
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 2: instead they walk out from behind the van all of

853
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 2: them in boxer shorts with like their pants around their ankles,

854
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 2: just like in tuxedos, right, tuxedoxo top and just still

855
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 2: the tuxedos and the pants and just ridiculous like like

856
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 2: shorts boxers, you know what I mean.

857
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: When they played the city, like they start their line

858
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 1: and in the whole scene, yeah John pants stop laughing.

859
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: He's laughing the whole thing of Bob's just saying his

860
00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: lines like normal.

861
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 2: Like this is right. Yeah, Oh, it was hilarious.

862
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: It was very fun. I don't even know why they

863
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: did that except just to I think it was to

864
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: break the tension on a long Thursday night or something.

865
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 2: It was a long Thursday night.

866
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: Joel.

867
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 2: Like the I'm sure it was the joking of it,

868
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 2: like what are these three guys doing creeping around in

869
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 2: a drive in parking lot and like you know what

870
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 2: I mean, the only thing that would make it creepier

871
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 2: is if they had their pants run And that's a

872
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: stupid joke of it, you know.

873
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 1: Yep.

874
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 2: That was just kind of like when we did the

875
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 2: gym scene with huh and yeah, and we all did

876
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 2: the stupid sobs shit. Yeah.

877
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just this is what we do. This

878
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: is how we entertain ourselves, right on a set on

879
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: long weeks. Yeah, No, that was fun. That's a classic.

880
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 1: I remember that from from the gag. Really, that was hysterical. Yep.

881
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: We're back in the kitchen now. Kimmy walks over to

882
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: the twins and announces, Okay, let's get you two to

883
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: bed so I can hit the phone. But then she

884
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: catches a whiff of something stinky. She immediately turns to

885
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: Stephanie and asks, would you mind disposing of the toxic waste?

886
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 1: Steph agrees, but it'll cost her again. Kim Me agrees,

887
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: but tells her to hurry up before the smoke alarm

888
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: goes off. Meanwhile, Michelle surveys comment after she finishes brushing

889
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,720
Speaker 1: his mane. She praises, good boy, you look very pretty.

890
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,760
Speaker 1: He stands up on the counter begging for another treat,

891
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: and Michelle gives it to him. She takes a closer

892
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 1: look at the doggy doodle and realizes that they look

893
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: more like a cookie. She holds it up to her

894
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: nose and comments, they smell like a pork chop, so

895
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: of course she takes a bite of one and immediately

896
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: regrets it. He grabs a napkin to dispose of the

897
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: dog treat.

898
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 2: She wi has a lot of kids that do that.

899
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 2: They're like, what it tastes like?

900
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: Well, yes, i'd be curious too. You know It's like I.

901
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 2: Think I remember being a kid and my friend eating

902
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 2: a jerky treat. Oh remember those treats for dogs.

903
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, well I think that. Unfortunately, dog, the

904
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: stinkier it is, the more dogs love it. That's the least.

905
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're like, oh, that's a disgusting, but yeah.

906
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: Michelle wipes her tongue and she says, I should have

907
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: known you drink from the toilet. And next in the nursery,

908
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 1: Kimmy's standing in the corner as far away from Stephanie

909
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: and the changing table as she can get. Steph tells

910
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: her she can breathe now, and Kimmy lets out an

911
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: exaggerated exhale. Then Becky walks in and asks, how are

912
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: my adorable babies. Kimmy sarcastically responds, yeah, adorable if you

913
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: don't have a sense of smell. I'm surprised your wallpaper

914
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 1: isn't peeling. Could you please pay me so I can

915
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: go home. Becky owes her ten dollars, so she walks

916
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 1: out to go get her purse. In the meantime, Steph

917
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 1: starts to add up all of her paid tasks. She

918
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: shows Kimmy the piece of paper with everything listed out.

919
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 1: You owe me for two feeds, two burps, two number twos,

920
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: and a number one, which is As Becky walks back

921
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 1: into the room and starts to hand Kimmy a ten

922
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: dollar bill, Steph snatches it from Becky's hand and that

923
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 1: comes out to ten dollars and Kimmy's jaw drops. What

924
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: a rip off. Steph grins and asks Becky if they

925
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: can make Kimmy their regular babysitter.

926
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know that's working it.

927
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: She's working. I don't Stiff did all the work, so

928
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 1: she deserves the many.

929
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:18,720
Speaker 2: Exactly.

930
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,839
Speaker 1: Kimmy just made sure that the house didn't burn down.

931
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: That's all she did. Meanwhile, in the living room, DJ

932
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: storms in and Jesse, Joey, and Danny try to stop

933
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,280
Speaker 1: her from running upstairs. Danny shouts, we need to talk.

934
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: You can't keep giving us the silent treatment. She stops

935
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 1: halfway up the stairs. Okay, fine, let's talk. I'm totally

936
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: humiliated and when this gets around school, I'll never be

937
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: asked out again. But that's what you wanted, isn't it.

938
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,919
Speaker 1: She runs away from them, and Jesse admits I think

939
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: we were doing better with the silent treatment. Before they

940
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: can follow after her, Joey stops them so he can

941
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: take off his shoes. He lets out a sigh of

942
00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: relief once they're often gives them the go ahead.

943
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 2: I think was like, remember how when you were a

944
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 2: teenager and you like storm off and it was like

945
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 2: annoying when your mom or your dad like came and

946
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 2: followed you to continue talking about it. Yeah, can you

947
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 2: imagine three of them?

948
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: That's overwhelming. We're coming. It's an ambush, right yes. In

949
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: DJ's room, DJ's standing with her arms crossed. When the

950
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: guys walk in, Danny insists that they have to talk

951
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: about this. She scoffs. You said I was old enough

952
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: to date. You said you trust me, You said you

953
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 1: have had confidence in my judgment. But you didn't mean it,

954
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: did you. I mean, the first time I go out

955
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: with a guy you don't like, you come charging in

956
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: like the date police. You completely overreacted. All three of

957
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: you owe me an apology. The guys look at each

958
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: other and realize she may be right. They did get

959
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: a little crazy, and they all apologize for their behavior.

960
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: I don't think they need to apologize, but I don't.

961
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: I mean, they don't.

962
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 2: Well, the way they handled it was a bit ridiculous.

963
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 1: It was a little over the top. It was a

964
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: little over the top.

965
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 2: They embarrassed him. But you know they kind of hopping

966
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 2: in the van was and then not leaving and then

967
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:09,479
Speaker 2: not leaving.

968
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 1: Right, I'm like, stand a little ways away, but right, yeah, well,

969
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, I know we're in the middle of

970
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: the scene, but I'm just going to start talking anyway,

971
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: So who cares? Who cares about the copy? Uh? Well,

972
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about this, like, because this is relatable to

973
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: me because Felicity has her first boyfriend now, okay, and

974
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a little I parent differently than I did

975
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 1: with Tate. I was just like, you got to be careful.

976
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 1: She's like, you don't trust me, and I'm like, I

977
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: do trust you. I don't trust the boys, so I

978
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: mean until I get to know them. Now I know

979
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: her boyfriend, he's a great guy, but you know, when

980
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: it's like they're starting to date, I'm just like, no, no,

981
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: you can't be alone with them. You need to go

982
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: to a public setting, go to a mall, but right,

983
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: go you know anywhere where there's lots of hundreds and

984
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: hundreds of right right that they don't go to the

985
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 1: mall anymore. I know, I know, So I don't. I mean,

986
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's fair, but that's just how

987
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: I parent in twenty twenty five, is that it's different.

988
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: I think girls need to be more careful. I don't

989
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 1: know if that's sexist or unfair to say that, but

990
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: I'm just worrying about my kid.

991
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean you're worried about your kid. I

992
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 2: don't think it's out of the out of like the

993
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 2: norm to worry about your kids once they start dating.

994
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 2: I think it's just a matter of like teaching our

995
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 2: boys how to behave and teaching our girls how to

996
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 2: listen to their guts.

997
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: And yeah, speak up. That's actually to themselves.

998
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, because usually you're like, like Evened, she was like,

999
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 2: I don't think this is not great, and then he's like,

1000
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 2: hey we should go in the back.

1001
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you got to listen to trust, trust your guts,

1002
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,879
Speaker 1: little voice. And for boys, yeah, you got to teach

1003
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 1: them about consent now, you know, yes, exactly, make it

1004
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: very clear. Crystal is sexy. Yes, right, yeah exactly, absolutely

1005
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 1: so DJ lets them off easy. Everybody makes mistakes. I

1006
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: just hope the next time you'll think things through a

1007
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: little better, and she pats Danny's arm in reassurance. They

1008
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: all continue with their apologies as they file out of

1009
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: the room and she shuts the door behind them. As

1010
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: soon as the door closes, it opens. The guys realize

1011
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: they have a lot more to say. DJ jokes, I

1012
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: knew that was too easy. Danny asks, why did you

1013
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: lie to us about where you were going tonight? DJ

1014
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,399
Speaker 1: says she didn't lie. She did say she was going

1015
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 1: to a movie, and Jesse argues, yeah, but you conveniently

1016
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,280
Speaker 1: forgot to tell us it was a drive in movie.

1017
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: Danny adds, with a guy who's never heard the word no.

1018
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:31,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be creepy.

1019
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: That's creepy, and DJ does admit that she forgot to

1020
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: mention that, so Danny reasons with her, Look, you're fifteen

1021
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 1: years old and you still live by the rules of

1022
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: this house, and if you're going on a date, you

1023
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 1: have to tell us exactly where you're going. DJ insists

1024
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: she just didn't want them to freak out, and Jesse wonders,

1025
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: what makes you think we would have freaked out just

1026
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,280
Speaker 1: because we ran around a drive in in our tuxedos.

1027
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 1: Joey also reminds her that her dating life is new

1028
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 1: territory for them too. He emphasizes we just have to

1029
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: trust each other. We always want what's best for you.

1030
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: Dj thanks them and asks for one favor, no more

1031
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,879
Speaker 1: commando raids on her dates, and Danny responds, no more

1032
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: drive ins for a while. She agrees to that deal

1033
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: and they hug it out. Then Becky walks in. So easy,

1034
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 1: every fight can be resolved in one scene at the

1035
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: end of a twenty two minute nobody gets an attitude.

1036
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 2: Nobody yells, there's no door slamming.

1037
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: You're not referencing, you know, the fight you had three

1038
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: weeks ago, right.

1039
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, bringing up how you're always unfair. You never do

1040
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 2: any of this. Yeah, yeah. Nobody's crying.

1041
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:46,760
Speaker 1: Nobody's crying, nobody's yelling. It's just resolved. So then Becky

1042
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: walks in and she has a trophy in her hand.

1043
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 1: Danny notices and immediately gets excited because he thinks they won.

1044
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,720
Speaker 1: He holds the trophy in the air and announces vindicate

1045
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 1: it after four long years. But she takes the tr

1046
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: trophy from Danny and hands it over to Joey. She clarifies, well,

1047
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 1: actually they recognized Joey's talents. He won for Best Children's Programming.

1048
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: Now Joey's the one to hold the trophy in the

1049
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,959
Speaker 1: air and say, oh, this is great. Vindicated after four

1050
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: long months, Danny.

1051
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 2: As you do in the Tanner household, you know, just

1052
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 2: shoot right up to success.

1053
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 1: No, yeah, he does enough to climb that ladder. He's

1054
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: already at the top it started at the time. Danny

1055
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: congratulates him and asks to hold hold it for a second,

1056
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,839
Speaker 1: And when Joey hands it over, Danny runs away and

1057
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: steals it. Joey calls him an immature baby and runs

1058
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 1: after him. And that is our.

1059
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 3: Show, Dinna, who Well that was a doozy, Yeah, I remember,

1060
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 3: but it was a it was a I get, you know,

1061
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 3: the sort of the big deal of like DJ.

1062
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 2: Going on dates and all that. That's a very big

1063
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 2: milestone for like fifteen year old yeah and parents.

1064
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, big milestone. Trick he to navigate, you know, gets

1065
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: hurdered territories. I just I didn't like. I didn't like

1066
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 1: this Pete guy because he also had zero charm. Like

1067
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: at least Jesse, Uncle Jesse, he's got charmed for days.

1068
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: But this Pete guy, he was just like, what.

1069
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 2: Was here's the thing. Well, here's the thing I always is.

1070
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 2: And I go, oh, I think this is what dudes

1071
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 2: think is attractive. Oh just that's always you know what

1072
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 2: I mean. Sometimes you'll just see like and you're like,

1073
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 2: they're it real. It feels like that doesn't Yeah, yeah,

1074
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 2: it feels like this is what a dude would think

1075
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 2: is like mister cool guy and gonna get all the girls,

1076
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 2: and girls are like, I don't like not really.

1077
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're right, okay nineteen ninety.

1078
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 2: I mean he was, but you know he was. He

1079
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 2: was cute rocker.

1080
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, he looked Uncle Jesse s No. But I just

1081
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: thought the care I just didn't like. I don't know.

1082
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:51,760
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was the actor or the writing,

1083
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: but I'm just like, he just he had I didn't

1084
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: see the appeal unless it's just DJ wants to date

1085
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: a bad boy, I don't know. I mean, there's giving Viper.

1086
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people you mean like that. You're like,

1087
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: I don't see the appeal. So, you know, especially have

1088
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 1: some lead singers, some artists.

1089
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 2: You're like, I don't really get it. Now that I

1090
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 2: meet you, I really don't get it.

1091
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,479
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's just I guess this is a trend.

1092
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 2: Blinded by, blinded by you know, a den invest and

1093
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,879
Speaker 2: a good metal screen. I guess, I guess, I don't.

1094
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is just DJ's type because this

1095
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:22,399
Speaker 1: is DJ.

1096
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 2: DJ is going yeah she later DG is the good girl,

1097
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 2: so she's like, I'm going to.

1098
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: Go out with the I need to.

1099
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to go for the bad boys, right

1100
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 2: and all right, Well it doesn't work out great for her,

1101
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,240
Speaker 2: although Viper's coming.

1102
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: So I just just wait via Viper is oh boys here, yes,

1103
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 1: but yeah, I remember this. I remembered this storyline. I

1104
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 1: didn't remember feeling this way. So again I can't I

1105
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 1: cannot untangle my protective gut instinct to protect DJ from

1106
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: this nineteen ninety to storyline where it wasn't that it

1107
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: was people weren't triggered like I apparently am right now.

1108
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 2: Well again, it just makes such a difference when you're like, oh, yeah, no,

1109
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 2: this is just not the way you approach things or

1110
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 2: people or dates or you know, trying to make a

1111
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 2: move on. It's just not yeah, yeah, but that was

1112
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 2: the nineties.

1113
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,720
Speaker 1: Was the nineties. That was the nineties.

1114
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 2: But yeah, everybody had a weird creepy van. That's the

1115
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 2: first thing. It up in a mystery machine.

1116
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: No, don't get in, No, just don't know.

1117
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:33,399
Speaker 2: No paneled vans don't get in if there's no windows. No, no, no, nope, nope,

1118
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 2: go right and ask you what size you are while

1119
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 2: trying to have you help them with a cout.

1120
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: No.

1121
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 2: It's a scene from Silence of the Lab. He has

1122
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,879
Speaker 2: her helping, he has her helping lift this thing into

1123
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 2: the and he goes.

1124
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: What size shoe are you?

1125
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 2: Or what size are you? Because he's gonna make a

1126
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:54,919
Speaker 2: dress out of her. So I asked, Yeah, it's creepy, creepy, creepy. Again,

1127
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,319
Speaker 2: that's why you should not trust.

1128
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: People with the trust people with vans exactly that that's

1129
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: your less and today faneritos, don't trust, don't trust van

1130
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 1: people with fans with no windows especially Yeah.

1131
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm sorry out there if we've offended anyone

1132
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 2: who listens to this podcast who has a non windowed van. Uh,

1133
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 2: you aren't a creep Uh. We're sorry, but you should

1134
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 2: know that people are assuming that you are.

1135
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: So we just want to air on the side of caution.

1136
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:23,439
Speaker 1: We're a we are mothers of young girls, so we're

1137
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 1: just like, hey, right, don't just have anybody Yeah, yeah,

1138
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:27,399
Speaker 1: any other car.

1139
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 2: I do remember being with the girls one time at

1140
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 2: like a little outdoor like Mexican restaurant, and this van

1141
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 2: pulled around the back and like we were Celia and

1142
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 2: I were kind of overstanding here right here, eating table

1143
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 2: was literally like five feet away. Why did the creepiest

1144
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 2: old man pull up next to the thing, like down

1145
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 2: the little alley and hold up a puppy to the

1146
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 2: table full of four young girls?

1147
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 1: Was like, look at that?

1148
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:56,280
Speaker 2: And I was like absolutely red you are, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1149
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 2: And of course at the time, they you know, the

1150
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,040
Speaker 2: kids were little. B was like, oh, a puppy, Like

1151
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 2: you're that's it, You're the one.

1152
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 1: You're all that's missing is candy to like, here's some candy,

1153
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 1: Here's a puppy. It's like, yikes. Anyway, did you have

1154
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: any van? Did you have an everywhere you look? I

1155
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: think I have one, but I'm not sure I didn't

1156
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 1: have one. I think, well, the one I have maybe

1157
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: one of the funky tongues. I'm pretty sure that's Mark

1158
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: Warren's kid, Like that looks exactly like Mark Warren. One

1159
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 1: of them that didn't not sludge, but like the one.

1160
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 2: Of the Pete not Pete Tony.

1161
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: I don't remember that.

1162
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 2: I don't know the wrist. I don't know, not Sludge,

1163
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 2: not Pete, the other guys.

1164
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: One of the other guys is Mark, I probably, Yeah,

1165
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 1: it looks just like him, so I'm like that. I

1166
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 1: think that's him. So that's I'm making it up.

1167
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 2: That's my everywhere, that's your everywhere.

1168
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: It's not mister, I apologize.

1169
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 2: I did not I did not have one.

1170
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: No, So okay, well that's it all right. Well that

1171
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 1: was that was an episode that we've.

1172
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 2: We've learned our lesson today. Everyone ofoid the creepy vans,

1173
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 2: don't go to drive ins, and also, uh, try not

1174
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 2: to be crazy and jump into a van when your

1175
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 2: teenagers on a date and uh, you know, maybe just

1176
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 2: be a little more normal.

1177
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's lessons for every lessons for everyone, to lessons

1178
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: for everyone. Yes, and don't make that's it. Yeah, that's it.

1179
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 1: We Yeah, we saw that. I liked our bits.

1180
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 2: We saw We've solved so many process today.

1181
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 1: And don't trust Kimmy Gibbler with your children and don't

1182
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 1: yeah trus Kimmy Gibbler.

1183
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 2: Uh, basically, what has been shown in this is that

1184
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 2: stuff can hold it down.

1185
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 1: I was hoping for something more dramatic between you and

1186
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: me like, because Kimmy famously has like crazy stuff happens

1187
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 1: when she baby sits, the butter, the head, the banister,

1188
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 1: you know, dropping TV's off, like all the things happened.

1189
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, nothing catastrophic happened.

1190
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 2: Between it was just I mean that's probably a good thing.

1191
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it involves Becky and Jesse's kids, so yeah,

1192
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: I guess yeah you can.

1193
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 2: You can other kids heads and butter, but not not.

1194
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 1: The babys twins. No, Jesse would never allow.

1195
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 2: Well, he might be like, maybe it's giving them a

1196
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 2: nice hair treatment. They're gonna butter at all the facts

1197
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 2: just really getting in there.

1198
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 1: May yeah, maybe they're hair faster exactly some butter on there.

1199
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 2: Oh Jesse would do that, would well. Everybody, thank you

1200
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 2: so much for joining us again for another fun, fabulous,

1201
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:29,440
Speaker 2: uh informational episode. We teach how rd Tanato's. Yeah, we

1202
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 2: teach things, you guys, We really do. So you're welcome anyway. Uh,

1203
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 2: make sure that you find us on Instagram if you

1204
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 2: want to catch more of our craziness or behind the

1205
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 2: scenes stuff. We are at how Rude Podcast, or you

1206
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 2: can send us an email at how Rude Tanatos at

1207
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 2: gmail dot com, our merch storg, how rude merch dot com.

1208
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 2: And I all right, everybody, well we will see you

1209
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 2: next time. And remember the world is small. The house

1210
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 2: full of creepy tiger print pillows, just it's there everywhere.

1211
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 2: You can't get there, the furry, the fuzz, there's nothing.

1212
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 2: You're like, why is that? Why is the fuzz feel

1213
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 2: that way? Yeah, no, just you know, it's weird. It's

1214
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 2: just I don't like.

1215
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're the most retired.

1216
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 2: Please gross