WEBVTT - Can You Bring Me Some Paper

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter. For today's subject,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm starving and I need a larger portion. But right now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say it one more time. I'm starving and I

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<v Speaker 1>need a larger portion. Okay, but right now, nephew in

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<v Speaker 1>the building with today's praying phone call what you got

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<v Speaker 1>for us? Now? This is perfect Shirlett for our times

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<v Speaker 1>that we are in. The title is can you bring

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<v Speaker 1>me some paper? You know what? Can you bring me

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<v Speaker 1>some paper? All y'all got them stacked up toilet paper? Await,

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<v Speaker 1>just can you bring me some paper? That's all? I need?

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<v Speaker 1>Help a brother out and this time I need let's

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<v Speaker 1>go kid. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>for Charles. Yeah. This Shalotte, Juna, This Shalotte. How can

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<v Speaker 1>I help you? Hey? Listen, Um, I'm I'm with my

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<v Speaker 1>speaking with I'm sorry to Scotty man. I'm I'm out

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<v Speaker 1>sitting for reader. See y'all okay, I'll yeah, yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>told me she was going outtown. What can I do

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<v Speaker 1>for your brother? I thought? Y'all down on the way man, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the house. Folk, our houses. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>let's see. Yeah, we're four houses down. Okay. Now she

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<v Speaker 1>loved me a number man, love me, y'all know me,

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<v Speaker 1>And then she loved Miss Dars. No, I try to

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<v Speaker 1>call Miss Darts, but then nobody answered the phone. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>She normally in church around this time. Real said she

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna be gone for a minute. So you say

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing there right right? Right? Then She told me

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<v Speaker 1>if I got an emergency of the thing, that I

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<v Speaker 1>could reach out to y'all and call y'all. Right, right, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>are you are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, I got some meat on the grill. But

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<v Speaker 1>other than that, you know, okay, I mean you you

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<v Speaker 1>you are you able to help me out with something

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<v Speaker 1>right quick? Or you got you got time for that? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If

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<v Speaker 1>there's something I can help you with, I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind coming down there and and uh showing

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<v Speaker 1>you doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie.

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<v Speaker 1>When you helping to have any paper? Man, any paper? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>no no, no, no, no, no no news. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>some paper. You have some paper with notebook paper? No

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<v Speaker 1>see man, listen, like I said, my name is Scotty. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you don't know. Men, I didn't got myself

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<v Speaker 1>in a little situation here down here, read a house man,

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<v Speaker 1>and I I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually and in the bathroom. Man, and it ain't no

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<v Speaker 1>paper in here. Dog. So you're saying you want me

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<v Speaker 1>to bring you some toilet paper. I mean, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>on mind, I'm sitting here in my legs, ain't got none,

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<v Speaker 1>can feel my my my whole little body. Man from

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<v Speaker 1>butt down, I can't feel nothing in my feet, everything,

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<v Speaker 1>and went to sleep on him. Hold up by this

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<v Speaker 1>dude down here at read the house saying he wants

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<v Speaker 1>me to bring his paper because he didn't got no

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<v Speaker 1>sitting on the truck. Man. Look at here, bro, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, I mean, I can't tell you any

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<v Speaker 1>but about for out the doctor. Uhould run down here

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<v Speaker 1>right quickly. I'm at the back door. I have to say, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand all that you're saying, But like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the middle of cooking for my wife. We're

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<v Speaker 1>having a little special occasion because our kids and stuff going,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't de leave her like that just to

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<v Speaker 1>come bring you know paper. Now, what I can't tell

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<v Speaker 1>you to do is if Rieda got one of them

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<v Speaker 1>tis or something down. Man, I'm not using nobody town like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but lower your voice. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You called me to help you, and you acting like

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<v Speaker 1>I called you to not have no guy bath all

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<v Speaker 1>I'm asking for just and they're gonna take no more

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<v Speaker 1>but two or three minute run down here right quick

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<v Speaker 1>and bringing the paper man, and then you get on

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<v Speaker 1>back to your doner. Well what you were saying like

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<v Speaker 1>what you need to do. But you said you had emergency.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the house or the dogs had got out

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<v Speaker 1>of you had locked yourself out the house. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna come down and bring you know pay because

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<v Speaker 1>that don't sound like emergencies. That's not like some personal

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<v Speaker 1>And furthermore, you're in the bathroom just jump tout your

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<v Speaker 1>clone getting the shot like I'm nothing a dog. That's

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, I'm norm right now, man, I need

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<v Speaker 1>some help is over. So you want me to come

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<v Speaker 1>down then bring you some toilet papers and pick your number.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't get up out the call it if I

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<v Speaker 1>want to help you. That's why I'm trying to tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that don't sound like the emerging, like a little quick fix.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your drawings in and whe your drawings to them, ware,

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<v Speaker 1>go get you some moth. I mean, I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 1>to walk full houses down there to bring you some

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<v Speaker 1>tilet papers your legs. No, I'm high. How are you

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get up and over there? The backdoor is over.

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<v Speaker 1>All you gotta do is come in here and reaching

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<v Speaker 1>here and pass me a roll of paper. Man, That's

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm asking you to do. Mr Charlotte, I understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not going to come down and bring you

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<v Speaker 1>no paper. I'm not going to bring you bring me

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<v Speaker 1>some paper down here? Man? You man say, Man, who

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<v Speaker 1>the hell you? Thank you? Higling that you need me?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need you? What won't you do something? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You see, I'm sitting in a situation. The reader left

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<v Speaker 1>y'all number that y'alla help me while I'm down out

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<v Speaker 1>of your house watching man. Just here's crazy baby, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>what wrot you? You're gonna call me ask me to

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<v Speaker 1>bring you some new paper. I told you that I

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<v Speaker 1>was in the middle of fixing me and my wife

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<v Speaker 1>from dinner and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear. No, I know, and I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't coming down and to bring you know paper man. Hello, Charlie,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna bring this paper man? Man? Look like I

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<v Speaker 1>told you before, I ain't going to bring you know

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<v Speaker 1>paper down there. We don't wait, no on this street

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<v Speaker 1>like old on. Man, I can't just you can't to

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<v Speaker 1>leave me here and I'm numb like this, but not

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<v Speaker 1>to come bring no wrong man, no toilet paper because

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<v Speaker 1>he is responsible when he going into the restroom. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a presonal problem. You you too wrong for

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<v Speaker 1>that yoke just to set your waist it though, this

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<v Speaker 1>is an emergency man, Man, that don't sal in the urgency.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like a personal problem that you got going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, I want to get off of him, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know me off with I don't give them about

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<v Speaker 1>you being man, not a fact. As soon as you

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<v Speaker 1>get your buy of there, you so that you come

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<v Speaker 1>on down here. I'm coming down. I'm coming down there

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<v Speaker 1>the way. I am just like this hell and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a whoop for not helping me while I'm gonna situate.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing I need to say to

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<v Speaker 1>you that I'm gonna do. Is you're listening? Bring your

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<v Speaker 1>I got some snap skin shoes and fit right up,

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<v Speaker 1>clean up on on it. I got one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Is you listening? Man? What man like I said? What

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<v Speaker 1>you got to say? Man? That's this nephew Tommy from

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by

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<v Speaker 1>your neighbor reader. Ain't just at from the radio stations?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this coming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a whoop reading? Got you coling mom? Man? You had

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<v Speaker 1>me to come down there man and bow down, and

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<v Speaker 1>you better be glad. I'm eating. I can't believe it. Hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta ask you, man, one more thing. What is

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<v Speaker 1>what is the baddest I'm about the badest radio show

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<v Speaker 1>in the lad the Steve Harvest Show. Y'all play a

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<v Speaker 1>practical joke, So folks, man, I'm a paper y'all got

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<v Speaker 1>to the house. Y'all checked up on paper? Oh, garage

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<v Speaker 1>full of paper? You played too much. My biggest period

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<v Speaker 1>pandemic or no pandemic, that's my biggest. Always stock up

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<v Speaker 1>on that. Yeah you got what I mean? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>like quantity wise, I don't know. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>say that. Then people would be mad. They'll say I'm hoarding.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do it anyway. But you've been saving. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you had him way with fotus. I got a cabin full. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's sure, I do, but I always do. Not just

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<v Speaker 1>too much for somebody who don't even eat. Go you

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<v Speaker 1>got to eat what what I was in? Come on? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean when is we doing all these tables? Really funny? God?

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<v Speaker 1>But do you have any food? Now? Nothing in there?

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<v Speaker 1>So where would you keep food time? If you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>got no kitchen? See right there, I ain't never told

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<v Speaker 1>about it, ain't had no kitchen. Never heard people that

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<v Speaker 1>get their kitchens remodeled using it. That kitchen that she

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<v Speaker 1>had lived there for a year and a half and

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<v Speaker 1>opened up the oven and they still had the cardboard

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<v Speaker 1>paper and oh, yeah, I'm just tripping on. You reminded

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<v Speaker 1>something you ain't never used before. Maybe I'll use it

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<v Speaker 1>after this girl stopped girl Bye. I'm not talking to you, Carling.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really not for snacks alright, coming up, Strawberry letter.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into it. The subject, I'm starving and I

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<v Speaker 1>need a larger portion right after this