Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter. For today's subject,
Speaker 1: I'm starving and I need a larger portion. But right now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll say it one more time. I'm starving and I
Speaker 1: need a larger portion. Okay, but right now, nephew in
Speaker 1: the building with today's praying phone call what you got
Speaker 1: for us? Now? This is perfect Shirlett for our times
Speaker 1: that we are in. The title is can you bring
Speaker 1: me some paper? You know what? Can you bring me
Speaker 1: some paper? All y'all got them stacked up toilet paper? Await,
Speaker 1: just can you bring me some paper? That's all? I need?
Speaker 1: Help a brother out and this time I need let's
Speaker 1: go kid. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking
Speaker 1: for Charles. Yeah. This Shalotte, Juna, This Shalotte. How can
Speaker 1: I help you? Hey? Listen, Um, I'm I'm with my
Speaker 1: speaking with I'm sorry to Scotty man. I'm I'm out
Speaker 1: sitting for reader. See y'all okay, I'll yeah, yeah, she
Speaker 1: told me she was going outtown. What can I do
Speaker 1: for your brother? I thought? Y'all down on the way man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in the house. Folk, our houses. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: let's see. Yeah, we're four houses down. Okay. Now she
Speaker 1: loved me a number man, love me, y'all know me,
Speaker 1: And then she loved Miss Dars. No, I try to
Speaker 1: call Miss Darts, but then nobody answered the phone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She normally in church around this time. Real said she
Speaker 1: was gonna be gone for a minute. So you say
Speaker 1: you're doing there right right? Right? Then She told me
Speaker 1: if I got an emergency of the thing, that I
Speaker 1: could reach out to y'all and call y'all. Right, right, right, okay,
Speaker 1: are you are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner
Speaker 1: and uh, I got some meat on the grill. But
Speaker 1: other than that, you know, okay, I mean you you
Speaker 1: you are you able to help me out with something
Speaker 1: right quick? Or you got you got time for that? Well,
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If
Speaker 1: there's something I can help you with, I you know,
Speaker 1: I don't mind coming down there and and uh showing
Speaker 1: you doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie.
Speaker 1: When you helping to have any paper? Man, any paper? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to
Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no, no no news. Let me
Speaker 1: some paper. You have some paper with notebook paper? No
Speaker 1: see man, listen, like I said, my name is Scotty. Man.
Speaker 1: I know you don't know. Men, I didn't got myself
Speaker 1: in a little situation here down here, read a house man,
Speaker 1: and I I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation. I
Speaker 1: actually and in the bathroom. Man, and it ain't no
Speaker 1: paper in here. Dog. So you're saying you want me
Speaker 1: to bring you some toilet paper. I mean, if you're
Speaker 1: on mind, I'm sitting here in my legs, ain't got none,
Speaker 1: can feel my my my whole little body. Man from
Speaker 1: butt down, I can't feel nothing in my feet, everything,
Speaker 1: and went to sleep on him. Hold up by this
Speaker 1: dude down here at read the house saying he wants
Speaker 1: me to bring his paper because he didn't got no
Speaker 1: sitting on the truck. Man. Look at here, bro, I'm
Speaker 1: in the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you,
Speaker 1: but you know, I mean, I can't tell you any
Speaker 1: but about for out the doctor. Uhould run down here
Speaker 1: right quickly. I'm at the back door. I have to say, Man,
Speaker 1: I understand all that you're saying, But like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking for my wife. We're
Speaker 1: having a little special occasion because our kids and stuff going,
Speaker 1: and I can't de leave her like that just to
Speaker 1: come bring you know paper. Now, what I can't tell
Speaker 1: you to do is if Rieda got one of them
Speaker 1: tis or something down. Man, I'm not using nobody town like.
Speaker 1: That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but lower your voice. Man.
Speaker 1: You called me to help you, and you acting like
Speaker 1: I called you to not have no guy bath all
Speaker 1: I'm asking for just and they're gonna take no more
Speaker 1: but two or three minute run down here right quick
Speaker 1: and bringing the paper man, and then you get on
Speaker 1: back to your doner. Well what you were saying like
Speaker 1: what you need to do. But you said you had emergency.
Speaker 1: I thought the house or the dogs had got out
Speaker 1: of you had locked yourself out the house. But I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna come down and bring you know pay because
Speaker 1: that don't sound like emergencies. That's not like some personal
Speaker 1: And furthermore, you're in the bathroom just jump tout your
Speaker 1: clone getting the shot like I'm nothing a dog. That's
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm norm right now, man, I need
Speaker 1: some help is over. So you want me to come
Speaker 1: down then bring you some toilet papers and pick your number.
Speaker 1: You can't get up out the call it if I
Speaker 1: want to help you. That's why I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm in an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man,
Speaker 1: that don't sound like the emerging, like a little quick fix.
Speaker 1: Get your drawings in and whe your drawings to them, ware,
Speaker 1: go get you some moth. I mean, I'm not saying
Speaker 1: to walk full houses down there to bring you some
Speaker 1: tilet papers your legs. No, I'm high. How are you
Speaker 1: gonna get up and over there? The backdoor is over.
Speaker 1: All you gotta do is come in here and reaching
Speaker 1: here and pass me a roll of paper. Man, That's
Speaker 1: all I'm asking you to do. Mr Charlotte, I understand that.
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to come down and bring you
Speaker 1: no paper. I'm not going to bring you bring me
Speaker 1: some paper down here? Man? You man say, Man, who
Speaker 1: the hell you? Thank you? Higling that you need me?
Speaker 1: I don't need you? What won't you do something? Man?
Speaker 1: You see, I'm sitting in a situation. The reader left
Speaker 1: y'all number that y'alla help me while I'm down out
Speaker 1: of your house watching man. Just here's crazy baby, Man,
Speaker 1: what wrot you? You're gonna call me ask me to
Speaker 1: bring you some new paper. I told you that I
Speaker 1: was in the middle of fixing me and my wife
Speaker 1: from dinner and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear. No, I know, and I
Speaker 1: ain't coming down and to bring you know paper man. Hello, Charlie,
Speaker 1: you're gonna bring this paper man? Man? Look like I
Speaker 1: told you before, I ain't going to bring you know
Speaker 1: paper down there. We don't wait, no on this street
Speaker 1: like old on. Man, I can't just you can't to
Speaker 1: leave me here and I'm numb like this, but not
Speaker 1: to come bring no wrong man, no toilet paper because
Speaker 1: he is responsible when he going into the restroom. That
Speaker 1: sounds like a presonal problem. You you too wrong for
Speaker 1: that yoke just to set your waist it though, this
Speaker 1: is an emergency man, Man, that don't sal in the urgency.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a personal problem that you got going on.
Speaker 1: Come on, I want to get off of him, man,
Speaker 1: you know me off with I don't give them about
Speaker 1: you being man, not a fact. As soon as you
Speaker 1: get your buy of there, you so that you come
Speaker 1: on down here. I'm coming down. I'm coming down there
Speaker 1: the way. I am just like this hell and I'm
Speaker 1: a whoop for not helping me while I'm gonna situate.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to
Speaker 1: you that I'm gonna do. Is you're listening? Bring your
Speaker 1: I got some snap skin shoes and fit right up,
Speaker 1: clean up on on it. I got one more thing.
Speaker 1: Is you listening? Man? What man like I said? What
Speaker 1: you got to say? Man? That's this nephew Tommy from
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
Speaker 1: your neighbor reader. Ain't just at from the radio stations?
Speaker 1: Is this coming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm
Speaker 1: a whoop reading? Got you coling mom? Man? You had
Speaker 1: me to come down there man and bow down, and
Speaker 1: you better be glad. I'm eating. I can't believe it. Hey, man,
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, man, one more thing. What is
Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm about the badest radio show
Speaker 1: in the lad the Steve Harvest Show. Y'all play a
Speaker 1: practical joke, So folks, man, I'm a paper y'all got
Speaker 1: to the house. Y'all checked up on paper? Oh, garage
Speaker 1: full of paper? You played too much. My biggest period
Speaker 1: pandemic or no pandemic, that's my biggest. Always stock up
Speaker 1: on that. Yeah you got what I mean? I mean
Speaker 1: like quantity wise, I don't know. I don't want to
Speaker 1: say that. Then people would be mad. They'll say I'm hoarding.
Speaker 1: But I do it anyway. But you've been saving. Yeah
Speaker 1: you had him way with fotus. I got a cabin full. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's sure, I do, but I always do. Not just
Speaker 1: too much for somebody who don't even eat. Go you
Speaker 1: got to eat what what I was in? Come on? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean when is we doing all these tables? Really funny? God?
Speaker 1: But do you have any food? Now? Nothing in there?
Speaker 1: So where would you keep food time? If you ain't
Speaker 1: got no kitchen? See right there, I ain't never told
Speaker 1: about it, ain't had no kitchen. Never heard people that
Speaker 1: get their kitchens remodeled using it. That kitchen that she
Speaker 1: had lived there for a year and a half and
Speaker 1: opened up the oven and they still had the cardboard
Speaker 1: paper and oh, yeah, I'm just tripping on. You reminded
Speaker 1: something you ain't never used before. Maybe I'll use it
Speaker 1: after this girl stopped girl Bye. I'm not talking to you, Carling.
Speaker 1: I'm really not for snacks alright, coming up, Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it. The subject, I'm starving and I
Speaker 1: need a larger portion right after this