1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,400 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter. For today's subject, 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: I'm starving and I need a larger portion. But right now, yeah, 4 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 1: I'll say it one more time. I'm starving and I 5 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 1: need a larger portion. Okay, but right now, nephew in 6 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 1: the building with today's praying phone call what you got 7 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: for us? Now? This is perfect Shirlett for our times 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 1: that we are in. The title is can you bring 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 1: me some paper? You know what? Can you bring me 10 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:34,640 Speaker 1: some paper? All y'all got them stacked up toilet paper? Await, 11 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 1: just can you bring me some paper? That's all? I need? 12 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,840 Speaker 1: Help a brother out and this time I need let's 13 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:44,480 Speaker 1: go kid. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking 14 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 1: for Charles. Yeah. This Shalotte, Juna, This Shalotte. How can 15 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 1: I help you? Hey? Listen, Um, I'm I'm with my 16 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: speaking with I'm sorry to Scotty man. I'm I'm out 17 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 1: sitting for reader. See y'all okay, I'll yeah, yeah, she 18 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 1: told me she was going outtown. What can I do 19 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,399 Speaker 1: for your brother? I thought? Y'all down on the way man, Yeah, 20 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,759 Speaker 1: I'm in the house. Folk, our houses. Yeah, I think 21 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: let's see. Yeah, we're four houses down. Okay. Now she 22 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: loved me a number man, love me, y'all know me, 23 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: And then she loved Miss Dars. No, I try to 24 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: call Miss Darts, but then nobody answered the phone. Yeah. 25 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 1: She normally in church around this time. Real said she 26 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,479 Speaker 1: was gonna be gone for a minute. So you say 27 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: you're doing there right right? Right? Then She told me 28 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 1: if I got an emergency of the thing, that I 29 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,959 Speaker 1: could reach out to y'all and call y'all. Right, right, right, okay, 30 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: are you are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually, 31 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,959 Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner 32 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,039 Speaker 1: and uh, I got some meat on the grill. But 33 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 1: other than that, you know, okay, I mean you you 34 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: you are you able to help me out with something 35 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 1: right quick? Or you got you got time for that? Well, 36 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 1: like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If 37 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 1: there's something I can help you with, I you know, 38 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: I don't mind coming down there and and uh showing 39 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 1: you doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie. 40 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,559 Speaker 1: When you helping to have any paper? Man, any paper? Yeah? 41 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to 42 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no, no no news. Let me 43 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: some paper. You have some paper with notebook paper? No 44 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,360 Speaker 1: see man, listen, like I said, my name is Scotty. Man. 45 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 1: I know you don't know. Men, I didn't got myself 46 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,079 Speaker 1: in a little situation here down here, read a house man, 47 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:24,160 Speaker 1: and I I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation. I 48 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: actually and in the bathroom. Man, and it ain't no 49 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 1: paper in here. Dog. So you're saying you want me 50 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,359 Speaker 1: to bring you some toilet paper. I mean, if you're 51 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 1: on mind, I'm sitting here in my legs, ain't got none, 52 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 1: can feel my my my whole little body. Man from 53 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 1: butt down, I can't feel nothing in my feet, everything, 54 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: and went to sleep on him. Hold up by this 55 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: dude down here at read the house saying he wants 56 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: me to bring his paper because he didn't got no 57 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: sitting on the truck. Man. Look at here, bro, I'm 58 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 1: in the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you, 59 00:02:57,919 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 1: but you know, I mean, I can't tell you any 60 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: but about for out the doctor. Uhould run down here 61 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: right quickly. I'm at the back door. I have to say, Man, 62 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: I understand all that you're saying, But like I said, 63 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,679 Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking for my wife. We're 64 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 1: having a little special occasion because our kids and stuff going, 65 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: and I can't de leave her like that just to 66 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: come bring you know paper. Now, what I can't tell 67 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: you to do is if Rieda got one of them 68 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: tis or something down. Man, I'm not using nobody town like. 69 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 1: That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but lower your voice. Man. 70 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: You called me to help you, and you acting like 71 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: I called you to not have no guy bath all 72 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 1: I'm asking for just and they're gonna take no more 73 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,839 Speaker 1: but two or three minute run down here right quick 74 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 1: and bringing the paper man, and then you get on 75 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: back to your doner. Well what you were saying like 76 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 1: what you need to do. But you said you had emergency. 77 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 1: I thought the house or the dogs had got out 78 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 1: of you had locked yourself out the house. But I'm 79 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 1: not gonna come down and bring you know pay because 80 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: that don't sound like emergencies. That's not like some personal 81 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: And furthermore, you're in the bathroom just jump tout your 82 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: clone getting the shot like I'm nothing a dog. That's 83 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 1: like I said, I'm norm right now, man, I need 84 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 1: some help is over. So you want me to come 85 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 1: down then bring you some toilet papers and pick your number. 86 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 1: You can't get up out the call it if I 87 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: want to help you. That's why I'm trying to tell you. 88 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 1: I'm in an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man, 89 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: that don't sound like the emerging, like a little quick fix. 90 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,719 Speaker 1: Get your drawings in and whe your drawings to them, ware, 91 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 1: go get you some moth. I mean, I'm not saying 92 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 1: to walk full houses down there to bring you some 93 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,839 Speaker 1: tilet papers your legs. No, I'm high. How are you 94 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 1: gonna get up and over there? The backdoor is over. 95 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: All you gotta do is come in here and reaching 96 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,800 Speaker 1: here and pass me a roll of paper. Man, That's 97 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 1: all I'm asking you to do. Mr Charlotte, I understand that. 98 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 1: But I'm not going to come down and bring you 99 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,720 Speaker 1: no paper. I'm not going to bring you bring me 100 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: some paper down here? Man? You man say, Man, who 101 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,479 Speaker 1: the hell you? Thank you? Higling that you need me? 102 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,600 Speaker 1: I don't need you? What won't you do something? Man? 103 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 1: You see, I'm sitting in a situation. The reader left 104 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 1: y'all number that y'alla help me while I'm down out 105 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:03,360 Speaker 1: of your house watching man. Just here's crazy baby, Man, 106 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,800 Speaker 1: what wrot you? You're gonna call me ask me to 107 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 1: bring you some new paper. I told you that I 108 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,600 Speaker 1: was in the middle of fixing me and my wife 109 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 1: from dinner and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man. 110 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear. No, I know, and I 111 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 1: ain't coming down and to bring you know paper man. Hello, Charlie, 112 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 1: you're gonna bring this paper man? Man? Look like I 113 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 1: told you before, I ain't going to bring you know 114 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 1: paper down there. We don't wait, no on this street 115 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,320 Speaker 1: like old on. Man, I can't just you can't to 116 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 1: leave me here and I'm numb like this, but not 117 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 1: to come bring no wrong man, no toilet paper because 118 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,120 Speaker 1: he is responsible when he going into the restroom. That 119 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,359 Speaker 1: sounds like a presonal problem. You you too wrong for 120 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 1: that yoke just to set your waist it though, this 121 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 1: is an emergency man, Man, that don't sal in the urgency. 122 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: That sounds like a personal problem that you got going on. 123 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: Come on, I want to get off of him, man, 124 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:56,239 Speaker 1: you know me off with I don't give them about 125 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 1: you being man, not a fact. As soon as you 126 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,760 Speaker 1: get your buy of there, you so that you come 127 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 1: on down here. I'm coming down. I'm coming down there 128 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 1: the way. I am just like this hell and I'm 129 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:10,279 Speaker 1: a whoop for not helping me while I'm gonna situate. 130 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to 131 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,760 Speaker 1: you that I'm gonna do. Is you're listening? Bring your 132 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 1: I got some snap skin shoes and fit right up, 133 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 1: clean up on on it. I got one more thing. 134 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 1: Is you listening? Man? What man like I said? What 135 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 1: you got to say? Man? That's this nephew Tommy from 136 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,080 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by 137 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 1: your neighbor reader. Ain't just at from the radio stations? 138 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:42,400 Speaker 1: Is this coming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm 139 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:46,120 Speaker 1: a whoop reading? Got you coling mom? Man? You had 140 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,600 Speaker 1: me to come down there man and bow down, and 141 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 1: you better be glad. I'm eating. I can't believe it. Hey, man, 142 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,479 Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, man, one more thing. What is 143 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm about the badest radio show 144 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 1: in the lad the Steve Harvest Show. Y'all play a 145 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 1: practical joke, So folks, man, I'm a paper y'all got 146 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: to the house. Y'all checked up on paper? Oh, garage 147 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 1: full of paper? You played too much. My biggest period 148 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 1: pandemic or no pandemic, that's my biggest. Always stock up 149 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 1: on that. Yeah you got what I mean? I mean 150 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 1: like quantity wise, I don't know. I don't want to 151 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 1: say that. Then people would be mad. They'll say I'm hoarding. 152 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 1: But I do it anyway. But you've been saving. Yeah 153 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:46,000 Speaker 1: you had him way with fotus. I got a cabin full. Yeah, okay, 154 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 1: that's sure, I do, but I always do. Not just 155 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 1: too much for somebody who don't even eat. Go you 156 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:08,280 Speaker 1: got to eat what what I was in? Come on? Yeah, 157 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 1: I mean when is we doing all these tables? Really funny? God? 158 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:18,880 Speaker 1: But do you have any food? Now? Nothing in there? 159 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 1: So where would you keep food time? If you ain't 160 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,800 Speaker 1: got no kitchen? See right there, I ain't never told 161 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:27,840 Speaker 1: about it, ain't had no kitchen. Never heard people that 162 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:35,720 Speaker 1: get their kitchens remodeled using it. That kitchen that she 163 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,720 Speaker 1: had lived there for a year and a half and 164 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 1: opened up the oven and they still had the cardboard 165 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:47,199 Speaker 1: paper and oh, yeah, I'm just tripping on. You reminded 166 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:51,160 Speaker 1: something you ain't never used before. Maybe I'll use it 167 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:55,840 Speaker 1: after this girl stopped girl Bye. I'm not talking to you, Carling. 168 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:02,440 Speaker 1: I'm really not for snacks alright, coming up, Strawberry letter. 169 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,400 Speaker 1: We'll get into it. The subject, I'm starving and I 170 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: need a larger portion right after this