1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,800 Speaker 1: Today, I fed up by teaching my little brother the 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: word ooh woo. 3 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 2: You know it's uh, it can be pretty dangerous. Oh 4 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying? Ooo ohooooooo. 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: How do they do it? 6 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:13,040 Speaker 2: Like? 7 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: Ooh? I feel like this is this is key? Yeah yeah, 8 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: and they put that anime like yeah Sparkle swamer, sirle. 9 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 1: A few months ago, I female nineteen, had taught my 10 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: little brother male ten, some words including rar chicky nuggies, 11 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,800 Speaker 1: oh whoa, and ooh woo, just for fun since he 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: was jokingly talking in a very high pitch voice. So 13 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: I guess it's more like lar chicky nanggies. 14 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 2: Oh. 15 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 1: I thought nothing of it at the time, but now 16 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: I'm starting to question if this was a good idea. Woo. 17 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 1: This morning, I had gotten to worgo and my mom 18 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 1: got a phone call from the elementary school about my 19 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,680 Speaker 1: little brother. Seeing as I was running late, I had 20 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,040 Speaker 1: to rush inside clock in so I couldn't stick a 21 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 1: to see what was going on. Not even ten minutes later, 22 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,839 Speaker 1: I get a phone call from my mom, furiously screaming 23 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:11,399 Speaker 1: into the phone, what on earth doesn't e woo mean? 24 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: Confused as to what my mom was talking about, it. 25 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 1: I asked her how to spell it, and she goes, oh, 26 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: I don't know e woh. Still confused, I asked her 27 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: what was going on. Apparently my little brother was going 28 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 1: around the playground saying oo in a high pitched voice 29 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 1: to all the kids there. The kids then went and 30 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 1: told the teachers, saying that he was using TikTok code 31 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 1: words for wanting to hurt people. Wanting to hurt people. Yeah, 32 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, un alive people. Oh. The teachers, after searching 33 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 1: up e woo meaning and not finding anything, assumed that 34 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 1: this was very well, some very bad TikTok code words, 35 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 1: and then immediately called mom, Wow, what are you What 36 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 1: are you doing this? 37 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 2: Off of assumption, ye stop, don't say the TikTok coon wands. 38 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:12,519 Speaker 1: You'll unlock these sleeper cell agents that I hid in every. 39 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 2: Kindergo Also, I love how h they were like trying. 40 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 2: They didn't know it was It's like, it's not When 41 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:24,679 Speaker 2: Gardilibo saw it's not, it's you. 42 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,920 Speaker 1: That leads us back to my mom calling me furiously 43 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 1: asking what e woo means. I finally figure out that 44 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: she means, so I have to explain to her that no, 45 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 1: this is not some TikTok code word for wanting to 46 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:42,639 Speaker 1: hurt people. And yes, it's literally just a cuteese face, 47 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 1: like how one would use a coal in parentheses to 48 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: make a smiley face, right. 49 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 2: Oh or a fishy Oh that's where the u wu 50 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 2: comes from. 51 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: Ooh oh shit, you learn something every day. The teacher 52 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 1: is still not believing what was going on, insisted on 53 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 1: pulling it out of class. Good, and we sit next 54 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: to a police officer. You like animate too much? But 55 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 1: that being said, and now to go up to the 56 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: school on Monday and explain what means to a group 57 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,679 Speaker 1: of angry teachers and school officials. 58 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 2: Wow, that is hilarious. Imagine evil words. Imagine imagine they're 59 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 2: like six year old you are under arrest for using 60 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 2: dangerous tick talk terminology. 61 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:30,880 Speaker 1: I love how it's like, oh, we don't understand what 62 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 1: this word means, danger witchcraft? What are some what are 63 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: some like words of your youth that used to say 64 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: growing up? I feel like mine was, like I guess 65 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: in high school, like lit was, I mean still kind 66 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: of used, but lit was a big one. 67 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 2: Dank bank, yes, because like it's like both like oh 68 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 2: that's not cool or it's like. 69 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: Literal like weed term. We didn't have like the internet 70 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 1: as as as hardcore as the kids do today, but 71 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: we did. We did hardcore. I mean there's like Tumblr. 72 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 1: I guess maybe the equivalent was like everyone was like, yo, 73 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 1: you should check out the website neat Spin. Oh we 74 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: don't know that. No, it was like a h a 75 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 1: adult website. But people will be like, oh, dude, the 76 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 1: best game like like you've heard of mini Clip, you've 77 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: heard of any game. The best games are on neat 78 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: spin dot com. Right, I don't know if it's still 79 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:27,720 Speaker 1: this still exists. 80 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 2: Let's see comedy podcast o kop dumpster entire bank account 81 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 2: to put the servers back up for neatspin dot com. 82 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,719 Speaker 1: That could get suppressed. You are now being moved to 83 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: US border control. I got rerouted to job list dot 84 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: com our job. Wow. Wait, let's look at neat Maybe 85 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,600 Speaker 1: it's maybe it's meat Spin. Yeah, I think meats and 86 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:53,159 Speaker 1: now I think I think it is meat Spin, the 87 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,360 Speaker 1: original meat Spin, the site your mother warned you about. 88 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh geez, what do we got called? I 89 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 1: heard a uh it played it played you spinning me 90 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 1: right drowned baby right around? Yeah there there, there's they're 91 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 1: alive and well there's more. Yeah, there there's shocks. It's 92 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 1: basically shock sites. Do you want to see what? Do 93 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,600 Speaker 1: you want to see? What it is? Let's see it. 94 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,159 Speaker 1: Let's see it. Oh, the meat is spinning. The meat 95 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 1: is spinning. Oh man, there you do not go to 96 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: meat spin dot com. Really don't do it. Yeah? Yeah, 97 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 1: see that should have been those were the code words. 98 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,040 Speaker 1: They should have been banned. Yeah. Oh jeez. Well a 99 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,920 Speaker 1: little bit of Internet history for another another story, another 100 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: scarred Sam and John. Thanks Internet Mom tries to eliminate 101 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 1: me from our family because my wedding dress appointment was 102 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: during her yoga. Okay, John, you gotta admit yoga is important. 103 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: You gotta achieve spiritual enlightenment. You know. 104 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 2: I think we should take everything important in the world, 105 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,919 Speaker 2: you know, appointing a new president, getting married, and just 106 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 2: put it all behind yoga like yoga is clearly more 107 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 2: import and then everything else. 108 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: And I'm trying to do my downward dogs not their 109 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,919 Speaker 1: wedding to a frog exactly. 110 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 2: No, no, no prince charming over here, okay, sir ree 111 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 2: kissing no frogs today. So I female twenty nine am 112 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:18,040 Speaker 2: engaged to my fiance mail thirty two. Congrats, congrats, and 113 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 2: we plan on having our wedding towards the end of 114 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:20,640 Speaker 2: this year. 115 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:25,279 Speaker 1: We are so excited baby, as you should be. But 116 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 1: weddings are expensive. Hopefully you get the credit cards, the match, 117 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 1: that's true. You got to get that current, baby, like 118 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 1: current do you know like Indian weddings or like a 119 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 1: million dollars a million USD Yeah, I mean, well not 120 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,040 Speaker 1: all in Indian wedding right. 121 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:42,480 Speaker 2: Now, but like they can hun up to that bill huge, 122 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,159 Speaker 2: I can imagine. I mean it's such there's there's so 123 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,280 Speaker 2: much that goes into it. 124 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,599 Speaker 1: Like I have like friends of friends that will spend 125 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 1: like spend like fifty percent of their net worth on 126 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: a wedding. Big money. But dude, the party insane. Yeah, 127 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,360 Speaker 1: I mean that's that's a party of a lifetime. Yeah, 128 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,480 Speaker 1: multiple days too, like a week sometimes. 129 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 2: And together we've planned most of the wedding and have 130 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 2: organized all the vendors except for buying the wedding dress. 131 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,880 Speaker 2: Now I have started the process of looking for dresses, 132 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 2: but most bridal boutiques are fully booked into twenty twenty 133 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 2: three to accommodate all of the weddings that were postponed. 134 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:22,240 Speaker 1: Over the past two years. Holy shmackally, that's a lot 135 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,520 Speaker 1: of weddings. It's insane. 136 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 2: But also it's like, do you want to have your 137 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 2: wedding with no one there or in yeah, the zoo room, 138 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 2: Like I would never want that. I would also join. 139 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,920 Speaker 1: Them at the party. Yeah. But I'm wondering, like how 140 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:39,160 Speaker 1: many of those weddings that were like scheduled for so 141 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,880 Speaker 1: far out ended in divorce or just like stopped, Like 142 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 1: how many weddings actually came through? I wonder like if 143 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 1: spots open up, you know, as people are like I 144 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know about. 145 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:54,480 Speaker 2: This, marriages that never were, marriages break apart, new new openings. 146 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,920 Speaker 1: Arrived, Yeah, calendar, he's got a hope. Yes, you got 147 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,400 Speaker 1: a hope, or you got a schedule. 148 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 2: Now I have called every single boutique within driving distance 149 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 2: and have been put on every single waiting list. 150 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:10,560 Speaker 1: This is dedication. This Opie really wants to get married, 151 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 1: really wants the law to understand that they're in love. Now. 152 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,000 Speaker 2: About a week ago, I received a call from a 153 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 2: local boutique telling me that someone had canceled their appointment 154 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 2: and a spot had opened up if I would like 155 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 2: to take it. 156 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,640 Speaker 1: Hey, that marriage just spell at bart. Nope, he's taken 157 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 1: advantage of it. Yeah, you know, like I say, if 158 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,200 Speaker 1: a spot opens up there, the relationship failed. That is 159 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 1: the real question. That is the real But it must 160 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,560 Speaker 1: be right, Like, that's the only option. 161 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 2: Why else would you cancel your bridal dress wedding appointment? 162 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,959 Speaker 1: Yeah, unless you are, unless maybe you find another dress. 163 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,240 Speaker 2: Or maybe you just went like total countercultural and you 164 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,720 Speaker 2: decided to wear like a suit. 165 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a move. That's a move. It's badass now 166 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: or nude or nude? Wow, that's that's reading. All the 167 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 1: guests have to be nude. Honestly, I would watch a 168 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,560 Speaker 1: documentary on that. I think hard documentaries. If you go 169 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 1: to the Hub you can watch them. Did somebody order 170 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 1: an extra large ring? Oh my? We're family friendly? Except 171 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,880 Speaker 1: we are now. 172 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 2: The only catch a disappointment is that it will be 173 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 2: early in the morning, as most boutiques have extended their 174 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 2: business hours to accommodate as many people as possible. Now, 175 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:27,440 Speaker 2: with current restrictions, the boutique only allows for me to 176 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:31,160 Speaker 2: bring one guest, So I phoned my mom fifty two 177 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:34,240 Speaker 2: female to invite her along as one. 178 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,360 Speaker 1: Does you know, yeah, you want you want mom to 179 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,840 Speaker 1: support you? Yeah? Who else? Who else would you bring 180 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,560 Speaker 1: your dog? Your dog? 181 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,080 Speaker 2: Why is it weird that I thought your dog too 182 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,880 Speaker 2: like or maybe you're like your your your barber or 183 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:46,960 Speaker 2: your neighbor's cousin. Dude. 184 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:50,040 Speaker 1: All right, every time of barber gets brought up, I 185 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,560 Speaker 1: would invite Andrew, my barber tells barber shop to my wedding. 186 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:57,080 Speaker 1: He did, He did everything right. He's got the talk down, 187 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:01,080 Speaker 1: he's got the cut down. Andrew from tells barber is 188 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:04,080 Speaker 1: the fricking man. I would invite you Andrew to my wedding. 189 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,840 Speaker 2: It's where we're marking it now. But the question is 190 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,000 Speaker 2: does he have power to say yes to the dress though? 191 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:13,120 Speaker 2: That's oh he does. He has full license on the dress. 192 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,560 Speaker 2: I mean he came to the hair to match. Yeah, 193 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,040 Speaker 2: exactly exactly. If I trust him with my hair, I 194 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,480 Speaker 2: trust him with that wedding dress. 195 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,000 Speaker 1: That makes sense. Yeah, he also has the power to 196 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,520 Speaker 1: like object, you know, Like it was like, hey, does 197 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:27,160 Speaker 1: anyone does anyone you know I want to say something 198 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:30,199 Speaker 1: or forever whole their peace? I'm looking at Andrew first. 199 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, this this man has been given all the power 200 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:34,520 Speaker 2: in your He's basically getting married. 201 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:36,440 Speaker 1: He wears the pants, Yeah, he wears for sure. 202 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,960 Speaker 2: Now, this is an event I would really like to 203 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,120 Speaker 2: share with my mom, and she's always told me that she'd. 204 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,079 Speaker 1: Like to be there. You mean getting married, getting married, 205 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,559 Speaker 1: getting married to your mom, saying yes to the dress. 206 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:51,679 Speaker 1: Now that's a Reddit story. I'm married to my mom. 207 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 2: Redditors worldwide, please submit that story. 208 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:56,280 Speaker 1: I promise you. 209 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,760 Speaker 2: I want to hear that getting married to your mom. 210 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,880 Speaker 2: We will marry that. We will marry that story. I 211 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 2: will read that story. 212 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,360 Speaker 1: I can see it where it's like, okay, like op 213 00:11:05,559 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 1: got adopted, they meet this older woman, fall in love. 214 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:13,920 Speaker 1: They are doing ancestry dot com. Realize it's my mom. 215 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,560 Speaker 1: It's the long lost mom situation. We've all been there. 216 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,720 Speaker 1: We've all been there, Mommy, Mommy. Now. 217 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:25,679 Speaker 2: Unfortunately, as she reminded me, this appointment happens to coincide 218 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,280 Speaker 2: with the worst thing it possibly could. 219 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:32,200 Speaker 1: Oh No, her weekly yoga class. Weekly. You can't miss 220 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,679 Speaker 1: one of those, because if you miss that routine, then 221 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:36,719 Speaker 1: your old routine falls apart before you know it. You're 222 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 1: not doing your downward dogs, you're not doing your upward cats, 223 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:41,920 Speaker 1: you're not doing your your frogless legs. 224 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,680 Speaker 2: Exactly because the thing is Sam she has been attending 225 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,120 Speaker 2: these for twenty years straight. 226 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,640 Speaker 1: She's not about to miss one. Oh hell, you know. 227 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,719 Speaker 1: She flexible as hell. Hey, hey, hey, honestly, you you 228 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,200 Speaker 1: are give her my number? Come on, yeah you are. 229 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,839 Speaker 1: You're bending over backwards to get to this woman. Oh yes, 230 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:04,600 Speaker 1: oh good, I please, hey, call me, call me now. 231 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,200 Speaker 1: I had explained that the boutique had me on a 232 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:11,280 Speaker 1: waiting list and I did not choose disappointment time. But 233 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:17,320 Speaker 1: my mom feels that I didn't push them hard enough. Hey, 234 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,520 Speaker 1: the whole point of yoga is just the feel it out. 235 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:22,200 Speaker 1: You don't you don't push you. You let the energy 236 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:25,320 Speaker 1: flow through you like a like a like a nice 237 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:29,240 Speaker 1: glass of wine on in a chateau in France overlooking 238 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:29,840 Speaker 1: the vineyard. 239 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,600 Speaker 2: I think of that scene in The Incredibles where Missus 240 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:37,160 Speaker 2: Incredible is like, you need to be more flexible, dude, 241 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 2: this is incredible. 242 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:42,280 Speaker 1: She can get it. She has the dumper of the century. 243 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,280 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know, like it's like really ridiculous. 244 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:49,600 Speaker 1: I mean, she can stretch everything. She has a regulation 245 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:54,000 Speaker 1: sized dump truck. Yeah, she could stimulate everything at the 246 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,040 Speaker 1: same time. She she really could, though. That is Pixar. 247 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,400 Speaker 1: We know what you we know and we know what 248 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 1: you're doing with those three D models behind the scenes 249 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:08,360 Speaker 1: late nights at the Pixars studios. What she doing? What 250 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,840 Speaker 1: she doing? You up? This is incredible. 251 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:17,560 Speaker 2: So so I phoned the boutique back and they said 252 00:13:17,559 --> 00:13:20,719 Speaker 2: that I could either go back on the waiting list 253 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,120 Speaker 2: or I could attend the appointment they gave me. 254 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,800 Speaker 1: She has the wedding to go to. We go back 255 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,679 Speaker 1: on the waiting list. We ain't getting a lot of 256 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:32,199 Speaker 1: options over here. Yeah, mama, move your yoga. They said this. 257 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:38,720 Speaker 2: Was their only available appointment, so I confirmed I would attend. 258 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,040 Speaker 1: There's no option. There's no other option. There's no other option. 259 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,560 Speaker 1: This is the only option. 260 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,840 Speaker 2: So I then phoned my mom back to let her know, 261 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:51,120 Speaker 2: and she again declined, saying that I should know the 262 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,720 Speaker 2: time of her class after twenty years. 263 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:58,000 Speaker 1: Dude, Opie's mom sucks. She's probably very good at yoga, 264 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,760 Speaker 1: though she. 265 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:04,160 Speaker 2: Sucks at being a person, but she's amazing at yoga. 266 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,600 Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Also, it's like every pose. 267 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,720 Speaker 2: Also, it's like, shouldn't you know after all the years 268 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,839 Speaker 2: of my life that I'm getting married and I need 269 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:13,360 Speaker 2: a dress? 270 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:18,120 Speaker 1: I guess not. I guess not. What's honestly like for 271 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:22,440 Speaker 1: someone who should be very flexible. Her schedule is not 272 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,640 Speaker 1: very flexible. 273 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,720 Speaker 2: Dude, her her schedule needs some some goat pilates. 274 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, fact, massage it out, you know what I mean. 275 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:32,920 Speaker 1: She's the hit some of the passena's. Oh yeah, I 276 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 1: know yoga. I did a core power lesson clearly an 277 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 1: expert over here. Yeah, I gotta yoga. Met yep. I 278 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,520 Speaker 1: went to yoga with my mom. 279 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:45,320 Speaker 2: So I decided to invite my soon to be mother 280 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,240 Speaker 2: in law in my mom's place. 281 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:52,120 Speaker 1: Saddle of the mother's which mom is gonna win? The 282 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:56,400 Speaker 1: law mom or the bio mom? Mom's gone wild? 283 00:14:56,640 --> 00:15:01,160 Speaker 2: One's flexible, Well, one's flexible enough to do the downward dog, 284 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:04,040 Speaker 2: and one's flexible enough to fit it in, fit it 285 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,440 Speaker 2: all in her schedule. 286 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:10,160 Speaker 1: Who's gonna come out on top? Oh my god? Wow? Wow, 287 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,960 Speaker 1: there was so much in there. 288 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,280 Speaker 2: There's a new series coming to an no Kop near you. 289 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:21,240 Speaker 1: Wow. My pants are are pitched and wet right now, 290 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:22,240 Speaker 1: about to. 291 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:27,160 Speaker 2: Go camping, ladies and gentlemen. Now, this caused a huge 292 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,080 Speaker 2: rift with my parents, and they said that I was 293 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:36,560 Speaker 2: excluding my mom from a special experience and get this showing. 294 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:40,640 Speaker 1: My true colors. Okay, uh, the only color that needs 295 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:45,280 Speaker 1: to be here is white because of the wedding dress. Yes, one, two. 296 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:51,640 Speaker 1: She gave the opportunity multiple times. We had options here, 297 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:55,080 Speaker 1: what's the deal? Come on? Come on, like, like, literally, 298 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,960 Speaker 1: just don't go to the yoga session, go to the 299 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,120 Speaker 1: wedding or I mean the wedding, the bridle, the dress 300 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,640 Speaker 1: appointment at last appointment. It's pretty simple. Yeah. Yeah. 301 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,480 Speaker 2: I like how she won't even bother going to the 302 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,280 Speaker 2: effort of like rescheduling or finding another yoga appointment. It's like, no, 303 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,880 Speaker 2: you must rearrange this thing that people have been waiting 304 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,600 Speaker 2: two years for. 305 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:16,760 Speaker 1: I can't rearrange this thing. I do. No, not the 306 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:20,040 Speaker 1: weekly yoga session. Now, all of this while my fiance 307 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,880 Speaker 1: and my future in laws feel that I gave my 308 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:27,440 Speaker 1: mom the first choice and it was her decision to decline. Yo. 309 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,920 Speaker 1: Mom was first round draft pick for this dress session, 310 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,360 Speaker 1: and as of right now, my parents have said that 311 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 1: they will not be attending the wedding. That feels like 312 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,680 Speaker 1: a little bit over the line. 313 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,080 Speaker 2: It really does, and like she should be able to 314 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,160 Speaker 2: buy what she wants when she freaking wants to. Yeah, 315 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:50,120 Speaker 2: if only she had Current to buy what she needs exactly. 316 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,480 Speaker 2: I mean, we were able to buy these wigs with 317 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,520 Speaker 2: our Current card. 318 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 1: That wig looks sexy as heck. 319 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,480 Speaker 2: Bro Oh, I'm rocking it. You on fire, I am, 320 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,960 Speaker 2: And you know what else is on fire? Say our 321 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,600 Speaker 2: audience's wallets. Because one person watching this that signs up 322 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,919 Speaker 2: for Current is about to get two hundred and fifty 323 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,720 Speaker 2: dollars to shop for themselves. 324 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,679 Speaker 1: Ooh, that's like a tenth of a bridal dress. Maybe. 325 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,879 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know the bridal economy, but I 326 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,400 Speaker 1: know that you'll get money you sign up. 327 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,040 Speaker 2: So all you have to do is sign up to 328 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,120 Speaker 2: Current with codo kop and Current will get you four 329 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,400 Speaker 2: percent on your savings. 330 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,440 Speaker 1: Like it's a no brainer, no brainer, get that money, y'all. 331 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,639 Speaker 2: That's right. Check out the biolink. So I am now, 332 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:34,639 Speaker 2: honestly at a crossroads. I am so grateful that my 333 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,720 Speaker 2: mother in law can't attend and we can share something special, 334 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,320 Speaker 2: But I would hate for my parents to miss my 335 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,920 Speaker 2: wedding because they feel so excluded. 336 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think most people would hate if 337 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,439 Speaker 1: their parents miss their wedding, unless you have a terrible 338 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:50,120 Speaker 1: relationship with your parents, which it sounds like it's developing 339 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 1: in this situation. Yeah, maybe this is like a blessing 340 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,000 Speaker 1: and discision. If you don't want your parents there, maybe 341 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,520 Speaker 1: they should go do yoga. 342 00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:02,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not attending the wedding in Tullet's on yoga wedding. 343 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:07,399 Speaker 1: It must be hot and have goats. I really like 344 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,320 Speaker 1: the harping on the goat. The goat yoga like yoga 345 00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:12,800 Speaker 1: would be sick. A goat yoga themed. Well, what's a 346 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:16,800 Speaker 1: thing goat yoga? Goat like goat yoga? Goat yoga wedding though, 347 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,879 Speaker 1: goat yoga wedding that is uncharted. Tarian Okay, that is 348 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:20,400 Speaker 1: what I want. 349 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,320 Speaker 2: Maybe that's like our next business venture is creating hot 350 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,040 Speaker 2: goat yoga weddings. 351 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:30,719 Speaker 1: Wow, it's like to be explored. It's really something special. 352 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,639 Speaker 1: I'm excited now. 353 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,280 Speaker 2: My mom has told me that she will use this 354 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,040 Speaker 2: experience as an indicator of how I will behave for 355 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,600 Speaker 2: the rest of my life. 356 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,199 Speaker 1: Yo, reverse uda her. You know, you know I'm going 357 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,520 Speaker 1: to use this experience as a way to judge you 358 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:49,160 Speaker 1: for the rest of your lives. So bam, Honestly, that is. 359 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:52,000 Speaker 2: The most reasonable thing we've heard in this entire story, 360 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,800 Speaker 2: and and my mom says that she is clearly lowered 361 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,920 Speaker 2: down on the priority list than my future in laws. 362 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,880 Speaker 1: I'm straight after pulling some ship like this though your 363 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,040 Speaker 1: bottom of the totem pole. You haven't even made the 364 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,639 Speaker 1: totem pole. You're on her ground, center of the earth, 365 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,119 Speaker 1: dissolving in a vat of malten lava. 366 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,320 Speaker 2: Dude, in under under the totem pole dirt. That's that's 367 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,240 Speaker 2: not a good place. 368 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, you should be buried in the ground dead, six 369 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:23,160 Speaker 1: feet under. Tried doing yoga there, mo burn now now. 370 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,720 Speaker 2: She also says that she feels that I vindictively chose 371 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,920 Speaker 2: the appointment time to purposefully exclude her. 372 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:34,520 Speaker 1: Skip your yoga. It's that simple. And she had no choice. 373 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:38,080 Speaker 2: She literally tried, and they said, this is it, Like, 374 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,400 Speaker 2: I don't understand. 375 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,040 Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. This is like, you know, there's like 376 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:47,560 Speaker 1: multiple yoga sessions a day and a week. Yes, like 377 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,520 Speaker 1: most studios. She's like to hope, but I really want 378 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:54,320 Speaker 1: to go to Jeff. Jeff just knows how to push me. Yeah, 379 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,199 Speaker 1: we need to. We need to figure out what's going 380 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,159 Speaker 1: on with Jeff over here. Yeah, I think Jeff's putting 381 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,760 Speaker 1: is the love tell me in between those but basanas 382 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,719 Speaker 1: and those that were dogs. Yeah, that's just say Jeffa 383 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:10,119 Speaker 1: and Mama the wind doggie. Yeah that's that's a downward doggie. 384 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,400 Speaker 1: She does not want to see her mom do it. Now. 385 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,360 Speaker 1: The question is am I the a. 386 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,199 Speaker 2: Hole for not trying harder to include my mom and 387 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,080 Speaker 2: her special mother daughter moments? 388 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,720 Speaker 1: No? Not at all, not at all, Like this is 389 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,720 Speaker 1: this is totally on the mom Like yeah, completely I 390 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,359 Speaker 1: there's not like like also, Opie was trying to be 391 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,880 Speaker 1: considerate too and like trying to present different options. 392 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,960 Speaker 2: But it seems like she was trying to do everything 393 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,919 Speaker 2: she could. But there is an update updates. 394 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,880 Speaker 1: So the morning of the appointment, my mother in law 395 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 1: and I were dropped off at the Bridal boutique by 396 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,440 Speaker 1: my fiance and to my surprise, my mom had skipped 397 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,359 Speaker 1: her yoga class and was waiting outside for us. What 398 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,680 Speaker 1: is this prank? Dude? This is what is this? What's 399 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,240 Speaker 1: going on? 400 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 2: My mom told me that she is still happy to 401 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:02,200 Speaker 2: attend the appointment despite everything that I have put her through, 402 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,760 Speaker 2: what has. 403 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,359 Speaker 1: Op put her through? Come on? This is this is 404 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,840 Speaker 1: fucking gas lighting right here. 405 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,359 Speaker 2: You think it's bad, it gets wort oh this gas 406 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,800 Speaker 2: is about to be lit, my friend. 407 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:13,320 Speaker 1: God. 408 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,480 Speaker 2: She then told my mother in law that she was 409 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,920 Speaker 2: free to leave, and my mom announced that she will 410 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:24,159 Speaker 2: be paying for any dress I choose to signify. 411 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:28,400 Speaker 1: Her importance as mother of the bride. Mom is so 412 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,879 Speaker 1: insecure right now, Bro, dude, this is just the levels 413 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:35,680 Speaker 1: of insecurity are off her hearts. Good God. Also, how 414 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,720 Speaker 1: rude like you can go now? So rude after all 415 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,160 Speaker 1: that you did to her. Insane And you'd think she'd 416 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,560 Speaker 1: be spiritually enlightened after all those yoga poses. But I 417 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:45,960 Speaker 1: guess not. 418 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,399 Speaker 2: You would think this is the most closed off like 419 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,440 Speaker 2: yoga freak. 420 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,360 Speaker 1: Of all times. Yeah, dude, come on now. 421 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,800 Speaker 2: Before I could even open my mouth to respond, my 422 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:58,159 Speaker 2: fiance was telling my mom that she was not welcome 423 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,600 Speaker 2: at the appointment and we did not need her money. 424 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:05,240 Speaker 2: You think we need this, mom, you think we need Look, okay, 425 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,399 Speaker 2: we got money. 426 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,240 Speaker 1: Okay. Also been a little like presumptuous of the fiance 427 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:15,200 Speaker 1: to tell the mom off. It's a bold move, could 428 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,119 Speaker 1: pay off, or it could not pay at all. She 429 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,200 Speaker 1: might be in the doghouse for a little bit of fiance. 430 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,159 Speaker 2: I stepped in and I told my mom that she 431 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 2: rejected two invitations to attend, and that her own actions 432 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,560 Speaker 2: had caused all of her own stress. 433 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,679 Speaker 1: True, dude, true, just a fact. Yeah. 434 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,239 Speaker 2: I also said that I was trying on dresses with 435 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,440 Speaker 2: my mother in law because she has acted like more 436 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,879 Speaker 2: of a mother to me than my mom ever has. 437 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:45,920 Speaker 1: DMN, she just went there, dude, that is as deep burn. Yeah, 438 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,800 Speaker 1: that's third degree. You're looking like a deadpool after those 439 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:55,919 Speaker 1: burns exactly. That's how about that gaslighting mom? Or body 440 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,119 Speaker 1: exactly on fire? 441 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,400 Speaker 2: But my fiance made sure that she left before leaving himself, 442 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,480 Speaker 2: and after a few tears, I had a wonderful time 443 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,480 Speaker 2: with my mother in law. 444 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,879 Speaker 1: I mean great, great, I guess ending, but you're just 445 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,679 Speaker 1: like I feel like the relationship with the mother is 446 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,880 Speaker 1: kind of fucked, not looking good. Yeah. 447 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,119 Speaker 2: I've since learned that my mother in law was raised 448 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,240 Speaker 2: in an emotionally abusive home, and so she's very understanding 449 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,159 Speaker 2: to these type of things. Now, Unfortunately, I was not 450 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,000 Speaker 2: able to find address at that boutique. 451 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,919 Speaker 1: Oh but I know it was all for nothing. It 452 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,920 Speaker 1: was all for nothing. 453 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,760 Speaker 2: But my fiance and I have decided to get married 454 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,359 Speaker 2: in court with my in laws as witnesses. 455 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,640 Speaker 1: So wait, wait it was even more for nothing. Literally 456 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,639 Speaker 1: didn't get addressed. And they're not even getting really married. 457 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,760 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess they're getting married, but then I 458 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,920 Speaker 1: having the party. 459 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,680 Speaker 2: Come on two years of waiting to get married in court, Like, honestly, 460 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 2: what are we doing here? 461 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,960 Speaker 1: Guys? Oh this is I fucking I hate this. I 462 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,119 Speaker 1: hate this. This is kind of terrible all around. Yeah, 463 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:04,080 Speaker 1: but you know, at least hopefully you know, they're spending 464 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,919 Speaker 1: their money in the right places and paying for that 465 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,680 Speaker 1: court wedding with a snazzy new current credit card. 466 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:18,639 Speaker 2: But bam or debit card, current debit card, current card, 467 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:24,560 Speaker 2: too sleek for your freaks sleeps. And so with this decision, 468 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,920 Speaker 2: my mother in law has offered her own wedding dress 469 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,960 Speaker 2: for the occasion, so she keep using the mother in 470 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,800 Speaker 2: law's wedding dress. 471 00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,800 Speaker 1: I guess, Like the good part is, you know, pian 472 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 1: mother in law got closer exactly this. That side of 473 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,640 Speaker 1: the family is looking great. It's the other side that's 474 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:41,520 Speaker 1: not looking so hot. 475 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,320 Speaker 2: Apparently she wanted to offer it sooner, but ironically didn't 476 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,119 Speaker 2: want to step on my mom's toes. 477 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,719 Speaker 1: Toes have been stepped on and completely obliterating. 478 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,119 Speaker 2: Feet are crushed now we have been able to recover 479 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,440 Speaker 2: the deposits from most of our vendors and told all 480 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,920 Speaker 2: the guests that we decided on a smaller wedding instead, 481 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,880 Speaker 2: and everyone is been very understanding, aside from my mom. 482 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,960 Speaker 2: She insists that she always intended on going bridle shopping 483 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,919 Speaker 2: with me and had told me that she had a 484 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,800 Speaker 2: conflicting schedule because she wanted to surprise me on the day. 485 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,960 Speaker 1: Oh shut up, this is bullshit, So dumb. 486 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,880 Speaker 2: Now, my mom says that she only became upset when 487 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,200 Speaker 2: I invited someone else along before confirming that she could. 488 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:27,320 Speaker 1: Make it after she denied it twice. What is she 489 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:27,960 Speaker 1: supposed to do? 490 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,399 Speaker 2: My mom is, as far as I'm aware, trying to 491 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,679 Speaker 2: have me kicked out of the family by spreading the 492 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:38,119 Speaker 2: story that all my behavior has been a vindictive plot 493 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:38,800 Speaker 2: against her. 494 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,000 Speaker 1: Oh my god, this mom sucks. God. 495 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,679 Speaker 2: Now, thankfully, everyone still seems to be quite happy, including me. 496 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,159 Speaker 2: And the truth is, my mom has always guilt tripped 497 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,439 Speaker 2: and emotionally blackmailed me. But it has taken me a 498 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,280 Speaker 2: long time to recognize that most families don't operate like mine. 499 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,720 Speaker 2: This is unusual. Damn straight, this is not the norm, 500 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,120 Speaker 2: and to be honest, I am tired of it all. 501 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,520 Speaker 2: For now, I have a wonderful fiance who has been 502 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,679 Speaker 2: so supportive and his family, who I love. My parents 503 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,080 Speaker 2: have been officially told that they are not welcome at 504 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:16,200 Speaker 2: the wedding, and I haven't heard much from them since. Oh, 505 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,639 Speaker 2: she's barring him from the wedding. Now that has the 506 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,879 Speaker 2: tables have turned. 507 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:22,320 Speaker 1: I felt like the dad slooped into. 508 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dad just caught the shrapnel. I'm sorry dad. 509 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,760 Speaker 2: In the end, I don't think they ever expected me 510 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:34,040 Speaker 2: to recognize their behavior and actually stand up for myself. 511 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,720 Speaker 1: Great op for standing up for yourself, but I really 512 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,359 Speaker 1: feel bad for the dad, who's like not even mentioned 513 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,320 Speaker 1: in this story, but seems like totally got the raw 514 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,159 Speaker 1: end of the stick. 515 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,879 Speaker 2: I think it was kind of like both of the 516 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,880 Speaker 2: parents that were like, we don't like definitely the mom 517 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,320 Speaker 2: is like the instigator here. 518 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,359 Speaker 1: Ye for sure, but the dad's like not saying anything. 519 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,440 Speaker 2: The dad's not like going against it, and I think 520 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,240 Speaker 2: he's kind of just like going along with everything. 521 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:06,480 Speaker 1: That's like, what terrible. Get a new mom. That's our advice. 522 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,280 Speaker 1: That's our advice.