Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today and
Speaker 1: the subject is his ex wife got a real Christmas tree. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're talking about that and a few hate. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: get into that in just a few because right now
Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got for us today, nephew? Well, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: prank somebody, prank them about their babies because they get
Speaker 1: real sensitive about their babies. Well yeah, yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta go at them hard about their babies. Your
Speaker 1: baby got my baby's name. We can't have both of them,
Speaker 1: same name, same school. That ain't gonna work. Let's go
Speaker 1: cat though. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh patrician Patricia.
Speaker 1: Who is how you doing? Listen? Um? My name is Floyd.
Speaker 1: I want to give you a call. Your your daughter
Speaker 1: sher teens middle school? Right? What's your name again? Lord? Okay?
Speaker 1: What can I just like you? Well, like I said,
Speaker 1: your your daughter she goes she do go to middle school? Right? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Now her name her name is Dereka. Why that okay?
Speaker 1: Well'ing wrong? Something? No? No, no, nothing wrong? I mean, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't mean alone, You're nothing like that. But let
Speaker 1: me see what. Well, here's the situation. My daughter actually
Speaker 1: goes to middle school along along with with your daughter,
Speaker 1: and it's it's a bit of a problem that that
Speaker 1: that has arisen that me and my wife just found
Speaker 1: out about the issues Derek and your baby in in
Speaker 1: some kind of like trouble or something. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: nothing like that. But I say, you fool with nobody
Speaker 1: at that school. She don't mess with nobody. She owned
Speaker 1: the honor roll and everything. I don't have no problems
Speaker 1: out of Dereka, right, Okay, I don't let me know.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you Ms Patricia what the problem is. See,
Speaker 1: my daughter name is Dereka so and it just blew
Speaker 1: me and my wife away that it was another Dereka
Speaker 1: that went to school. Okay, I don't know too many Derecas.
Speaker 1: That's a unique name. That's cute, okay, right right, Well,
Speaker 1: here's the problem me and my wife actually, you know,
Speaker 1: when it was time to name my child, we thought
Speaker 1: we was really picking a name that nobody would have
Speaker 1: a check out for their daughter. And to have another
Speaker 1: Dereka in the school that blew us away, and I
Speaker 1: guess the real reason why I'm trying to call you
Speaker 1: miss Patricia. See if, if, if there's something maybe we
Speaker 1: can work out, you know, maybe uh, like, your Dereka
Speaker 1: does middle name or nickname? She can be called by
Speaker 1: inopposed to both of them being Dereka. You know, we
Speaker 1: really wanted I try to be the only one with
Speaker 1: this name. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait now you calling me?
Speaker 1: Are you asking me to change my baby's name? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean you you ain't really got to legally change
Speaker 1: I mean, but just start calling us something else, you know. No, No,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, say what you do naming police or something.
Speaker 1: Do you know how many ants and Louis's and Patricia's
Speaker 1: out there? What if I asked everything in the United
Speaker 1: States to change their name from Patricia? You know how
Speaker 1: crazy that is? And I understand that you must be
Speaker 1: on drugs. No, what I'm trying to say is you
Speaker 1: know this, this is something that we really have. Our
Speaker 1: baby girl was this name and we didn't want nobody
Speaker 1: else to have this. So does your Derreka have a
Speaker 1: middle name? She can? You know, we're gonna call her
Speaker 1: Dereka like we've been calling your name. Your baby d D.
Speaker 1: Let's call your baby d D. Is you change y'all?
Speaker 1: Y'all change your baby name at the school. I'm not
Speaker 1: calling I'm not calling my name. I don't give you
Speaker 1: what you call it, but I'm not changing my baby name. Hey, look, okay, look,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to call you and handle looks like adults,
Speaker 1: you know, but you're seeing to see you're gonna push
Speaker 1: my fund to take me to another level. Obviously you
Speaker 1: ain't calling me trying to handle. He doesn't ask me
Speaker 1: to change my baby name. Call my baby something else
Speaker 1: at the school, cause y'all want your baby name to
Speaker 1: be Derek and the only Derreka in the school. You
Speaker 1: know what, many other kids at the damn school got
Speaker 1: the same name. I understand that, but for my baby girl,
Speaker 1: and it ain't schooled to be like that. He well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm spy. Baby girl ain't your wife, but
Speaker 1: you know I'm not changing my baby damn name. Y'all
Speaker 1: calling y'all baby get you know what I'm trying to
Speaker 1: do is get it rectrified that we can call you.
Speaker 1: Get my phone number. I know that school ain't give
Speaker 1: you my number. I got your mom. Don't worry butout
Speaker 1: how I got it. The problem is that what we're
Speaker 1: talking about right now? If can we what can we
Speaker 1: start calling your child? I don't give it. I know
Speaker 1: that school ain't called your number. Listen, ma'a. All I'm
Speaker 1: trying to do is thick out what can we start
Speaker 1: calling your daughter Danna cut like she's been being called
Speaker 1: You and your wife Guy need to go down to
Speaker 1: the statistics office and get you all there of the name?
Speaker 1: I kind you have something of the kind of names behind,
Speaker 1: but more day to keep the same damn name. Let's
Speaker 1: explain something of you. I've been trying to be calm
Speaker 1: with you. No show put If you offer something else
Speaker 1: to call on me gonna go. I'm gonna get all
Speaker 1: the other kids number. How do you get my Now,
Speaker 1: don't worry about how I got the number. Listen to
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to tell you. If you don't find
Speaker 1: another name, I'm gonna start getting the kids to call
Speaker 1: your daughter something else. Thishing to call my buddy starting.
Speaker 1: I tried to start with an Everybody who called my
Speaker 1: buddy stop. Next, you're got to change your baby names.
Speaker 1: I want my baby the name to beat the Dereka down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's my princess is supposed to be the only one
Speaker 1: named Dereka had a chain calling your baby stoping else
Speaker 1: at the school. I'm going out of these kids starting
Speaker 1: tomorrow at school calling your daughter's call else. I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm staying on the start with you like this number.
Speaker 1: You hang up off my phoney, don't come. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. I got one more thing I need
Speaker 1: to say to you. You listen to me? What are
Speaker 1: you listening to me? I'm listening to what this is?
Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just
Speaker 1: got pranked by your girlfriend. Thet ain't plank me on this.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. So you're first. Yes, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: her that is. I have so sorry. You've got my
Speaker 1: nerves bad this morning. Have mercy, Lord, I gotta kis
Speaker 1: my breath. I got one more thing I gotta ask you, darling,
Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, Steve Hut the Morning Show.
Speaker 1: I listen to y'all every morning. Crazy, y'all crazy and
Speaker 1: not have mercy. Y'all got my blood pressure this morning.
Speaker 1: I love y'all. I listened to y'all show every morning. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to do it, but it's
Speaker 1: it's praising Frank time right now. It's praising Frank time
Speaker 1: right now. I don't want to do it, but I
Speaker 1: gotta do it. It's praise it I don't want to do.
Speaker 1: But if you're in your car right now and blow
Speaker 1: your horn because that boy prank right that didn't did
Speaker 1: you do that thing? That boy pranked that thing right there?
Speaker 1: Praise and prank worship right now, praise and frank. Who
Speaker 1: if I had some prank and praise music right now,
Speaker 1: I could cut up and now I'm collected on offering
Speaker 1: right now time. What I'm doing that is that is
Speaker 1: a matter of fact. We don't even we're not gonna
Speaker 1: pass to play. Everybody walk around and drop it off
Speaker 1: like they used to come on around this road. And
Speaker 1: when that road get through your road come that's how
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it. That's how you keep it. Stupid Greenville,
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Speaker 1: and we will give it to you. That's Nephew, Timmy
Speaker 1: and free ignorance at its best. Back to praise and
Speaker 1: prank Worship. I will be pranking again tomorrow. Please tune in,
Speaker 1: don't miss me. I would be dropping off two more
Speaker 1: pranks off. If you miss this one today and you're
Speaker 1: just not tuning in, I'm gonna give it to you
Speaker 1: again tomorrow and then another one. All right, Pranks and
Speaker 1: praise and prank worship is not closed. That is That
Speaker 1: might be one today, Thank you, might be one today.
Speaker 1: Candaday for stupid just want to do it experience, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he didn't want to do you don't want to
Speaker 1: do it right, right? He's different when you're stupid with
Speaker 1: a purpose, you know what I'm saying. When you staying
Speaker 1: the big church staying coming up next Strawberry letters something
Speaker 1: his ex wife got a real Christmas tree. We'll get
Speaker 1: into that right after this. You're listening to the Stave
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.