1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,240 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today and 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:12,959 Speaker 1: the subject is his ex wife got a real Christmas tree. Oh, 4 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: we're talking about that and a few hate. Yeah, we'll 5 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,280 Speaker 1: get into that in just a few because right now 6 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: you got for us today, nephew? Well, if you're gonna 8 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: prank somebody, prank them about their babies because they get 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 1: real sensitive about their babies. Well yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, 10 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: you gotta go at them hard about their babies. Your 11 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:41,599 Speaker 1: baby got my baby's name. We can't have both of them, 12 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: same name, same school. That ain't gonna work. Let's go 13 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 1: cat though. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh patrician Patricia. 14 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 1: Who is how you doing? Listen? Um? My name is Floyd. 15 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 1: I want to give you a call. Your your daughter 16 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: sher teens middle school? Right? What's your name again? Lord? Okay? 17 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 1: What can I just like you? Well, like I said, 18 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:08,040 Speaker 1: your your daughter she goes she do go to middle school? Right? Yeah, okay, 19 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 1: Now her name her name is Dereka. Why that okay? 20 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:16,400 Speaker 1: Well'ing wrong? Something? No? No, no, nothing wrong? I mean, don't. 21 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 1: I don't mean alone, You're nothing like that. But let 22 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 1: me see what. Well, here's the situation. My daughter actually 23 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 1: goes to middle school along along with with your daughter, 24 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,399 Speaker 1: and it's it's a bit of a problem that that 25 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: that has arisen that me and my wife just found 26 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: out about the issues Derek and your baby in in 27 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: some kind of like trouble or something. No, no, no, no, 28 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:45,680 Speaker 1: nothing like that. But I say, you fool with nobody 29 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: at that school. She don't mess with nobody. She owned 30 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: the honor roll and everything. I don't have no problems 31 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 1: out of Dereka, right, Okay, I don't let me know. 32 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 1: Let me tell you Ms Patricia what the problem is. See, 33 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:04,559 Speaker 1: my daughter name is Dereka so and it just blew 34 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 1: me and my wife away that it was another Dereka 35 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 1: that went to school. Okay, I don't know too many Derecas. 36 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:15,519 Speaker 1: That's a unique name. That's cute, okay, right right, Well, 37 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 1: here's the problem me and my wife actually, you know, 38 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: when it was time to name my child, we thought 39 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 1: we was really picking a name that nobody would have 40 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 1: a check out for their daughter. And to have another 41 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,679 Speaker 1: Dereka in the school that blew us away, and I 42 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,840 Speaker 1: guess the real reason why I'm trying to call you 43 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 1: miss Patricia. See if, if, if there's something maybe we 44 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: can work out, you know, maybe uh, like, your Dereka 45 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 1: does middle name or nickname? She can be called by 46 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 1: inopposed to both of them being Dereka. You know, we 47 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 1: really wanted I try to be the only one with 48 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,079 Speaker 1: this name. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait now you calling me? 49 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 1: Are you asking me to change my baby's name? Well, 50 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: I mean you you ain't really got to legally change 51 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: I mean, but just start calling us something else, you know. No, No, 52 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: wait a minute, say what you do naming police or something. 53 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: Do you know how many ants and Louis's and Patricia's 54 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 1: out there? What if I asked everything in the United 55 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,839 Speaker 1: States to change their name from Patricia? You know how 56 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 1: crazy that is? And I understand that you must be 57 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 1: on drugs. No, what I'm trying to say is you 58 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: know this, this is something that we really have. Our 59 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,799 Speaker 1: baby girl was this name and we didn't want nobody 60 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: else to have this. So does your Derreka have a 61 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: middle name? She can? You know, we're gonna call her 62 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 1: Dereka like we've been calling your name. Your baby d D. 63 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 1: Let's call your baby d D. Is you change y'all? 64 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: Y'all change your baby name at the school. I'm not 65 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 1: calling I'm not calling my name. I don't give you 66 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: what you call it, but I'm not changing my baby name. Hey, look, okay, look, 67 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: I'm trying to call you and handle looks like adults, 68 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 1: you know, but you're seeing to see you're gonna push 69 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: my fund to take me to another level. Obviously you 70 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: ain't calling me trying to handle. He doesn't ask me 71 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: to change my baby name. Call my baby something else 72 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 1: at the school, cause y'all want your baby name to 73 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: be Derek and the only Derreka in the school. You 74 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: know what, many other kids at the damn school got 75 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: the same name. I understand that, but for my baby girl, 76 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: and it ain't schooled to be like that. He well, 77 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm spy. Baby girl ain't your wife, but 78 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: you know I'm not changing my baby damn name. Y'all 79 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: calling y'all baby get you know what I'm trying to 80 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: do is get it rectrified that we can call you. 81 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 1: Get my phone number. I know that school ain't give 82 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,279 Speaker 1: you my number. I got your mom. Don't worry butout 83 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 1: how I got it. The problem is that what we're 84 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 1: talking about right now? If can we what can we 85 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:33,159 Speaker 1: start calling your child? I don't give it. I know 86 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: that school ain't called your number. Listen, ma'a. All I'm 87 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 1: trying to do is thick out what can we start 88 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:42,719 Speaker 1: calling your daughter Danna cut like she's been being called 89 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 1: You and your wife Guy need to go down to 90 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 1: the statistics office and get you all there of the name? 91 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 1: I kind you have something of the kind of names behind, 92 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 1: but more day to keep the same damn name. Let's 93 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 1: explain something of you. I've been trying to be calm 94 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 1: with you. No show put If you offer something else 95 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 1: to call on me gonna go. I'm gonna get all 96 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 1: the other kids number. How do you get my Now, 97 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 1: don't worry about how I got the number. Listen to 98 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: what I'm trying to tell you. If you don't find 99 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:11,039 Speaker 1: another name, I'm gonna start getting the kids to call 100 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 1: your daughter something else. Thishing to call my buddy starting. 101 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,680 Speaker 1: I tried to start with an Everybody who called my 102 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: buddy stop. Next, you're got to change your baby names. 103 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,719 Speaker 1: I want my baby the name to beat the Dereka down. Yeah, 104 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: it's my princess is supposed to be the only one 105 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,599 Speaker 1: named Dereka had a chain calling your baby stoping else 106 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,359 Speaker 1: at the school. I'm going out of these kids starting 107 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: tomorrow at school calling your daughter's call else. I'm not 108 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 1: I'm staying on the start with you like this number. 109 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,599 Speaker 1: You hang up off my phoney, don't come. Let me 110 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,600 Speaker 1: tell you something. I got one more thing I need 111 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,400 Speaker 1: to say to you. You listen to me? What are 112 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: you listening to me? I'm listening to what this is? 113 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just 114 00:05:56,120 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 1: got pranked by your girlfriend. Thet ain't plank me on this. 115 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. So you're first. Yes, I'm gonna give 116 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: her that is. I have so sorry. You've got my 117 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,719 Speaker 1: nerves bad this morning. Have mercy, Lord, I gotta kis 118 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 1: my breath. I got one more thing I gotta ask you, darling, 119 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the 120 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, Steve Hut the Morning Show. 121 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: I listen to y'all every morning. Crazy, y'all crazy and 122 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,479 Speaker 1: not have mercy. Y'all got my blood pressure this morning. 123 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:53,480 Speaker 1: I love y'all. I listened to y'all show every morning. Well, 124 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,160 Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to do it, but it's 125 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,840 Speaker 1: it's praising Frank time right now. It's praising Frank time 126 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 1: right now. I don't want to do it, but I 127 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:06,160 Speaker 1: gotta do it. It's praise it I don't want to do. 128 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 1: But if you're in your car right now and blow 129 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: your horn because that boy prank right that didn't did 130 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 1: you do that thing? That boy pranked that thing right there? 131 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 1: Praise and prank worship right now, praise and frank. Who 132 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: if I had some prank and praise music right now, 133 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 1: I could cut up and now I'm collected on offering 134 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:29,000 Speaker 1: right now time. What I'm doing that is that is 135 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,240 Speaker 1: a matter of fact. We don't even we're not gonna 136 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,120 Speaker 1: pass to play. Everybody walk around and drop it off 137 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: like they used to come on around this road. And 138 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,480 Speaker 1: when that road get through your road come that's how 139 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 1: we're gonna do it. That's how you keep it. Stupid Greenville, 140 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: North Carolina, Stupidest coming to town one more time, Greenville, 141 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:50,880 Speaker 1: North Cara Line at the Greenville Convention Center. That is 142 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 1: decent of the twenty second on the Thursday night. Tickets 143 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 1: on sell right now and you can get those tickets 144 00:07:55,960 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: at Thomas Miles dot com. There is a Greenville button. 145 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: Click on that thing and get yourselves some tickets and 146 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: come on out and get your laugh on before Christmas. Greenville, 147 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: North Carolina. If you in South Carolina, come on up 148 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:12,400 Speaker 1: and kick it with the Greenville folks in North Carolina 149 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,280 Speaker 1: and we will give it to you. That's Nephew, Timmy 150 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:18,960 Speaker 1: and free ignorance at its best. Back to praise and 151 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 1: prank Worship. I will be pranking again tomorrow. Please tune in, 152 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,600 Speaker 1: don't miss me. I would be dropping off two more 153 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,120 Speaker 1: pranks off. If you miss this one today and you're 154 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 1: just not tuning in, I'm gonna give it to you 155 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,679 Speaker 1: again tomorrow and then another one. All right, Pranks and 156 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 1: praise and prank worship is not closed. That is That 157 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:41,720 Speaker 1: might be one today, Thank you, might be one today. 158 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:46,520 Speaker 1: Candaday for stupid just want to do it experience, Yeah, 159 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,120 Speaker 1: but he didn't want to do you don't want to 160 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:54,440 Speaker 1: do it right, right? He's different when you're stupid with 161 00:08:54,480 --> 00:09:00,439 Speaker 1: a purpose, you know what I'm saying. When you staying 162 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:09,240 Speaker 1: the big church staying coming up next Strawberry letters something 163 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 1: his ex wife got a real Christmas tree. We'll get 164 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,360 Speaker 1: into that right after this. You're listening to the Stave 165 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,440 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.