Speaker 1: Start us, not up Brooklyn Boy start up Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: Data they make a noise data up episode thirty. Yes,
Speaker 1: our thirty first episode, but episode thirty correct and yeah,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people have been catching onto that too,
Speaker 1: because we have some people who are the fan of
Speaker 1: the zeros. We have some zeros out there are our heroes.
Speaker 1: That means if you're Everen listening to episode zero, then
Speaker 1: you definitely are you're a fan of my book because
Speaker 1: you actually heated our our call. Yeah. I sent out
Speaker 1: a tweet this uh this week that said, because I
Speaker 1: look at the stats right of our listenership and by
Speaker 1: the way, episode nine, holy crap, the episode before this
Speaker 1: is already a third most listened to episode, Get out
Speaker 1: of here. It's through the roof part of it. I
Speaker 1: think is because we were on vacation last week on
Speaker 1: the Morning show. But Annie at a bell uh with
Speaker 1: three a's a bella with three a's love Annie Um,
Speaker 1: she said, if your listenership episode twenty nine is high,
Speaker 1: you can blame it on me. Seriously, your best episode yet.
Speaker 1: Hashtag how do Europeans live in Europe? I want an
Speaker 1: onlood station, Denny's grant Slam smothered and covered. Swiss missed
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Um, So I tweeted that episodes zero,
Speaker 1: one and twenty we're lower than our other episodes. Now,
Speaker 1: if you zero and one of origin episodes, you need
Speaker 1: to listen to those. It's like, right and then our
Speaker 1: roots right now. Twenty was a great episode. We had
Speaker 1: Joe Gatto on from Impressional Jokers. Dude, those numbers will
Speaker 1: never ever get up there there, hold on. The Joe
Speaker 1: Gatto episode is now only a little bit behind the
Speaker 1: other episodes. It's really picked up since we've been talking
Speaker 1: about it. However, at Michelle Belle, she said, Michelle bell
Speaker 1: she said, you asked about Ghatto episode. I didn't listen
Speaker 1: because I enjoyed the organic conversation between you and Scary.
Speaker 1: In my opinion, you don't need guests except for our
Speaker 1: moms for the moms, okay, which, by the way, I
Speaker 1: want to call my mom in a second. Seriously, my
Speaker 1: mom is like when am I coming on again? But
Speaker 1: here's the thing about the Joke Gatto episode. It's not
Speaker 1: an interview, it's him hanging out with hanging with us, right,
Speaker 1: which is what I told I told Michelle Bell, I said,
Speaker 1: it's not an interview hanging with the boy. Not that
Speaker 1: the semester Mena Scalco or Fat Jew episodes weren't great,
Speaker 1: But even even Fat Jew could be in the classification
Speaker 1: of the Joe Gatto. He's just kind of hanging with
Speaker 1: us and I'm talking to him. Yeah, so don't think
Speaker 1: like we're like so tell us about your new book.
Speaker 1: Was like that, you know us, We're not those people.
Speaker 1: And even Jackie the joke Man the Bonus episode that
Speaker 1: was an interview, that was an interview. What differentiated that
Speaker 1: from the others. Okay, fat Ju, we talked to him
Speaker 1: about his book for about two minutes. The rest was
Speaker 1: like bullshitting about Madonna, and we really didn't. We were
Speaker 1: just kind of bullshitting with him. Jackie was more like
Speaker 1: asking him questions, fascinating talk about his new book, about
Speaker 1: how it's there and the whole thing. I do think
Speaker 1: that if we ever get Michael rappaport On, I do
Speaker 1: believe that we will um he'll be more of a
Speaker 1: hang now he's he's had he's had a rough two weeks,
Speaker 1: not not rough in his world. Was not a good
Speaker 1: time to hit him up for that. He was working
Speaker 1: for Barstool Sports, which is a huge up and coming
Speaker 1: sports uh podcasting all stuff from there, so apparently entertaining
Speaker 1: my brain candy. He ranted about something about the listeners
Speaker 1: of Barstool Radio and then they said, hey, man, come on,
Speaker 1: you work for us, don't make fun of listeners. Don't
Speaker 1: rippor listeners. He's like, so then he ripped on them
Speaker 1: and then they put him that's what he does though, Well,
Speaker 1: he just goes off. Yeah, he's got no filter. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. He went off this week again. We love
Speaker 1: Michael rappaport Um. He went off on I don't I
Speaker 1: don't care about your politics. I'm just saying. He went
Speaker 1: off on on Jared Kushner but losing his top secret
Speaker 1: clearance regardless of what it had to undo politics. He
Speaker 1: was talking to about Shabbat dinner in brisket and it
Speaker 1: was hilarious. But then he went off on little Little Zannex,
Speaker 1: the rapper Little Zannex, he's an up and coming guy
Speaker 1: from Ohio, I think. Anyway, Little Zanex had some unkind
Speaker 1: words about Tupac and rappaport is a funny I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: is a is a big fan of Tupac. So he
Speaker 1: went off on little zanex. Uh, you don't have to.
Speaker 1: They have to give him his zannex. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna I thought he was gonna
Speaker 1: pass out right there. Anyway, do you think I'm bad Rappaport,
Speaker 1: It's gott he's but I do think that how would
Speaker 1: he How do you think he would fare with us? Well? Anyway?
Speaker 1: They would do well anyway. So zero, one and twenty
Speaker 1: go ahead and listen to them. So our zeros are heroes.
Speaker 1: You hear that zeros are our heroes, meaning if you're
Speaker 1: a fan of the zero, then you're my hero because
Speaker 1: I want you to listen to episode zero and that
Speaker 1: might actually get you to listen to them in order. Right,
Speaker 1: I changed the titles on UM on episode zero so
Speaker 1: it would seem more appealing. Same episode, just different title,
Speaker 1: which we've noticed, dude, the one that you said was
Speaker 1: come in here comes Sam the Boys podcast. Sam made it.
Speaker 1: I made it. Uh, So you guys aren't going to
Speaker 1: invite me back again because I actually need to take
Speaker 1: over pro tools from for higher up reasons for like
Speaker 1: five minutes, like pro tools like acting the podcast where
Speaker 1: your podcast is being recorded right now, you have to stop.
Speaker 1: So the device that we're on right now, which is
Speaker 1: recording us our voices. So I'll tell you what, Yes,
Speaker 1: we'll just make a really bad edit to show that
Speaker 1: you you've taken all of the question before you before
Speaker 1: you do that. Um, yesterday, when you were recording an
Speaker 1: Acquired Taste podcast, did we run in your studio and
Speaker 1: tell you we needed your pro tools? Did you get
Speaker 1: an email from Bob Pittman to do so? You mean
Speaker 1: the head of our company? Yeah, exactly, Mr Pittman from
Speaker 1: sponsors we don't have yet. Wow, that was That was
Speaker 1: an actual acknowledgment of an edit that we did, because, um,
Speaker 1: when Bob Pittman balls and says he needs control of
Speaker 1: the computer, he's the boss. We listen. Bob him is
Speaker 1: the CEO of our company. By the way, so he's
Speaker 1: also like three of the titles. He got a lot.
Speaker 1: But anyway, uh he is uh yeah, I mean so
Speaker 1: that that is something that was beyond our control. But
Speaker 1: you know what, you didn't even notice. No, we're back,
Speaker 1: We're back. We just spent what fifteen minutes, twenty minutes, no,
Speaker 1: five minutes longer. That means it sucked the first five minutes.
Speaker 1: I want to call my mother because on the on
Speaker 1: the Big Show today, we're talking about how if you
Speaker 1: were broken on the balls of your ass. Remember I
Speaker 1: said if I was on the balls of my hands
Speaker 1: and Als had to look it up because he didn't
Speaker 1: think that was a real expression, but it really is.
Speaker 1: And also used luck down down down on the financially
Speaker 1: on your luck. Yeah. So yeah, So so I was
Speaker 1: doing with my mom. I can I don't know if
Speaker 1: I can well allow me to call my mom. Of course,
Speaker 1: call my mommy, because if I say no to your mom,
Speaker 1: you'll say no to my mom, and my momssed. So
Speaker 1: the question the question up, you know, because the article
Speaker 1: said when you're a lot of people and their parents
Speaker 1: they don't they don't like it when their kids come
Speaker 1: back after they've been gone a few years. And I said,
Speaker 1: you kiddingly, my mom would be elated to take me back,
Speaker 1: and nobody believed it. My mom would take me back
Speaker 1: and I both moved out exactly. But the article, the
Speaker 1: article that came out today said, you know what a
Speaker 1: lot of parents are like, thank god they're gone, or
Speaker 1: I could live without my son or daughter and if
Speaker 1: they came back, I would actually be more. I actually
Speaker 1: be miserable. His thing about my mom. So she lived
Speaker 1: in the same apartment building for fifty two years, and
Speaker 1: when I moved out, she kept my room like it
Speaker 1: was my room. She'd always say, Oh, if you're looking
Speaker 1: for the box, it's in your old room or your room. Well,
Speaker 1: she moved last year. She had a two bedroom house,
Speaker 1: and she still says that the guest room. She goes, oh,
Speaker 1: it's in your room. It's not my room, and never
Speaker 1: lived there. It's your room. By the way, Straight and
Speaker 1: eight walked into the studio and you're tiptoeing like you
Speaker 1: do that thing that Greg t doesn't even you've accused
Speaker 1: Greg Tea. Gregg Tea likes to whistle when nothing to
Speaker 1: see here. You you just did that crouch tiptoe as
Speaker 1: if I had to. I mean, I just did. I
Speaker 1: was trying to avoid this. I did the crouch tiptoe
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to talk on the show. I'm
Speaker 1: not even like, I just put my hand up to
Speaker 1: my lift, Like do you not want to see yourself
Speaker 1: with one of the biggest podcasts in the company. It
Speaker 1: is one of the biggest podcasts in the company. But
Speaker 1: you were on a thought, you were in a train
Speaker 1: of thought. I didn't want to derail you. Who was
Speaker 1: the one who Who was the person who told Sam
Speaker 1: to come in here and derail us? Well that was me,
Speaker 1: But but that wasn't me derailing you. It was another
Speaker 1: person derailing you. That So if you want to be
Speaker 1: an obtrusive, just walk in like who like you own
Speaker 1: the place? Who can't? Just I don't know? Okay, now
Speaker 1: I know that. Now I know you have your mentality
Speaker 1: like a comfortable give me five minutes, I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: back in here to do a fucking crouching tiger, hidden dragon,
Speaker 1: fucking what else? Yeah, yeah, he's like tiptoeing like like
Speaker 1: a cartoon too toe dude, That's exactly what I did
Speaker 1: right now, exactly. I like to w you ducked a
Speaker 1: little bit. Well I didn't. I was trying to not
Speaker 1: make icon. It's kind of like when you're on a
Speaker 1: subway and somebody's asking for change. I'm not making eye contact.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to just be invisible, very cartoony, very You
Speaker 1: know what, if you want to run out of here,
Speaker 1: you why don't you make like the road runner. I'm
Speaker 1: going to see like behind at first, you have to
Speaker 1: like wind up your legs like over and over, spinning around,
Speaker 1: and then I'm doing it right now here we go.
Speaker 1: You would be good, Nate, jump off the roof, but
Speaker 1: run really fast in place and see how long it
Speaker 1: takes before you actually fall. Ok, what's another cartoon? Oh No,
Speaker 1: someone's baking an apple pie in the room next door,
Speaker 1: and the smell goes up my noster. Yeah, like like
Speaker 1: the aroma is gonna be visual to you, and then
Speaker 1: like smoke is floating here, dood he led by your nose.
Speaker 1: Or I run through the wall and you see my
Speaker 1: body shape of you know the I want to do
Speaker 1: that all right? Are we done with me? No? You
Speaker 1: can if you want to leave Brooklyn all of like
Speaker 1: six times in my life. Really, what is your take
Speaker 1: on Brooklyn? Just in a few you know, he doesn't
Speaker 1: go to our pot of Brooklyn. He goes to Manhattan East. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I did go to Brooklyn one time to buy a bicycle,
Speaker 1: or the scariest moments he went where the guy fairly
Speaker 1: certain he had stolen the bicycle said here you go
Speaker 1: man and eighty bucks. I'm like, can I ride it first?
Speaker 1: And then I'm thinking if I give him any sort
Speaker 1: of collateral like my phone. I'm never going to see
Speaker 1: my phone again. Just give you the money. Because any
Speaker 1: scratches on the bike from where it fell off the truck, well,
Speaker 1: there was no pedals on it. Let me guess. He
Speaker 1: had an electronic cash register that went to nowhere and
Speaker 1: there was no credit card machine inside, no credit card.
Speaker 1: It was just a straight cash deal. I met him
Speaker 1: on a street corner when he opened up his overcoat
Speaker 1: where their watches hanging inside. Do you know that the
Speaker 1: place I used to buy sneakers from was the guy
Speaker 1: on Thirteenth Avenue at literally the back of a truck,
Speaker 1: the sneaker guy we called him. He literally had like
Speaker 1: a white box truck and he would be He would
Speaker 1: show up certain days of the week at certain times
Speaker 1: of the day and my father would take me for
Speaker 1: new pumas or whatever I wanted. But we don't buy
Speaker 1: We didn't buy knockoffs in the neighbor. We bought stuff
Speaker 1: that somebody got knocked off and it took his sneakers, right,
Speaker 1: So I didn't know that when you say knockoff in
Speaker 1: our neigh but it meant you got killed from the
Speaker 1: pan somebody he got knocked off. So this dude would
Speaker 1: literally open up the back of the truck and show
Speaker 1: us his wears. He had boxes and boxes of sneakers
Speaker 1: and they were real deal. These aren't like fake Canal
Speaker 1: Street role x Is with a R O L e
Speaker 1: K S. This is the real deal sneaker. I had
Speaker 1: really heat is on my feet, real nikes. But I'm
Speaker 1: like they were just hot and yeah, and the question
Speaker 1: you don't ask the question where they came from? So
Speaker 1: did you get a deal on them? Yeah? Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't you want to go on the record. I
Speaker 1: never did that. I had standards and scruples, but um,
Speaker 1: you don't. First of all, you don't ask where they
Speaker 1: came from because you know they're real, and you do
Speaker 1: not want to know where they can correct. I know nothing,
Speaker 1: I see nothing, forget about it. Yeah that kind of thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: So there, So there's that. So your bicycle guy probably
Speaker 1: cousin of the sneakers, Like I just broke the chain
Speaker 1: three blocks ago, all right, all right, right right? Not
Speaker 1: like the mean street severe but you know eerie, is
Speaker 1: there is there a mean street any eerie? You guys
Speaker 1: remember Billy Blanks, he did that Tybeo workout. So the Tybeau.
Speaker 1: I actually I'm thinking the same thing. You are scary
Speaker 1: because the Tybo workout commercial. They had the thirty minute
Speaker 1: infomercial and they gave the background on Billy Blanks, who
Speaker 1: was from Erie, and the first one is from the
Speaker 1: mean streets of Erie, Pennsylvania. I grew up. There's no
Speaker 1: mean streets in Erie, Pennsylvania. They had rusty streets, right,
Speaker 1: he had rusty We had dirty streets, rusty streets, closed
Speaker 1: streets from the gang torn neighborhoods in North Dakota. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's a phrase. You never here. All right, thanks
Speaker 1: to me you. He was on the show for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: I was calling my mom. I called your mom my, Mommy.
Speaker 1: I don't like the system. By the way, the phone
Speaker 1: systems are lawful. Come on, I'll make this. I love it.
Speaker 1: If it's your dad, you're gonna havesk to speak to
Speaker 1: your mommy. Yeah, I'll make it real cool. Daddy, Mom, Mommy, Hello, mother, Hello, father.
Speaker 1: She's not there, she's working out. This is proof we
Speaker 1: don't plan these things. Oh my god, what's your name
Speaker 1: and telephone number? And we will call you back. Thank you, Hi, mom,
Speaker 1: it's it's Brody and Scary. We're just calling to let
Speaker 1: you know that we wanted to put you on the
Speaker 1: podcast today. Uh, Scary has some news. Yeah, hello, oh dad,
Speaker 1: Hold on a second? Is that a hold on? You
Speaker 1: actually still have a live answering machine like that where
Speaker 1: you could preview the call before you pick it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the background on the phone, I could see it on
Speaker 1: the phone. What what are you playing back there? Seasons?
Speaker 1: So it's the four seasons, right, that's right, boom, that's right,
Speaker 1: the old stuff. I am up on the old stuff.
Speaker 1: My dad was a big fan, so I know. Oh
Speaker 1: is that who loves you pretty baby? Yeah? Who's gonna
Speaker 1: get you through the night? Yep? Okay, Scary, Yeah of course.
Speaker 1: Hey dad, Dad, By the way, do you remember when
Speaker 1: you used to take me for sneakers on Thirteenth Avenue
Speaker 1: the guy with the big white box truck and then
Speaker 1: you know, I used to take me there and we
Speaker 1: used to used to open up the back of the truck. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That and bust the Brown. I used to take you
Speaker 1: to bust the Brown. Yeah. I went to bust the
Speaker 1: Brown on the same place. Yea yeah. But but but
Speaker 1: your son is talking about when you bought stuff off
Speaker 1: the truck, you know what I mean. Well, yeah, of
Speaker 1: course there's there was always stuff that fell off the truck,
Speaker 1: that's all. Yeah, And it just happened to be his side, right,
Speaker 1: you know, it's in a perfect world. Stuff falls off
Speaker 1: trucks all the time. Whatever happened to that guy, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean it was there was a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of stuff going on around here, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean so at the time the time I wanted
Speaker 1: to buy a turntable, a record player, I wanted my
Speaker 1: my techniques on my Gemini, and you took me to
Speaker 1: the city. You took me to Canal Street and went
Speaker 1: to that place and they only accepted cash him exactly
Speaker 1: on park Row. Yeah, where did you get all those
Speaker 1: all those electronics store that that electronic guy was there,
Speaker 1: and and then he used to just dust the stuff
Speaker 1: off of that box. It was brand to the stuff off, right, exactly.
Speaker 1: There was always there's always a like, uh, I tell you.
Speaker 1: Canal Street also was noted for that. Park Row was
Speaker 1: noted for that. Yeah, all the time. I don't know
Speaker 1: what if it still exists anymore. Hey, uh dad um.
Speaker 1: We were talking on the show today about a famous
Speaker 1: woman and it turns out that famous woman was a
Speaker 1: big part of my life and your son's life. What's
Speaker 1: the name or what was the name of the little
Speaker 1: amusement park over on Shore Road next to it? Turns
Speaker 1: out Nellie blo is a famous woman. Did you know that, dad,
Speaker 1: that she was a person. She was a reporter and
Speaker 1: undercover spy reporter. And I don't know, No, I had
Speaker 1: not no idea about that something every day. No, No,
Speaker 1: I did not know. I thought Nellie Blige was just
Speaker 1: the name of the owners or something or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had no idea either anyway. So so you're just
Speaker 1: hanging out in home, just listening to do up by yourself?
Speaker 1: Is that what's going on? Well, yeah, listen to me.
Speaker 1: I want you to have a little respect for this music.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play list. Are you ready for this? Ye?
Speaker 1: Come on boys, hit it. These are like the street
Speaker 1: corner sounds of the fifties when the when the greasers
Speaker 1: would take the girls to the sock and they would
Speaker 1: sit on an ice cream soda in the in the
Speaker 1: candy shops. There you go, man Mitchell's member Mitchell's Streets
Speaker 1: I don't know now is up on National podcast. So anyway,
Speaker 1: So it's a mom. Mom's not around. Where's mom? She's
Speaker 1: having her nail's done. Now she's gonna have a feat whack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's the waxing and nailing today. You know she's question
Speaker 1: I have to ask you? Well, you know, yeah, your
Speaker 1: son's gonna ask mom first, but you're on the phone.
Speaker 1: This is this is serious now. An article came out today.
Speaker 1: If I was on the balls of my ass and
Speaker 1: I had no money and I was broke as a
Speaker 1: joke and I said, Dad, I want to move back
Speaker 1: into my old room, what would you think? What would
Speaker 1: be going on my head? Not nice to have you back.
Speaker 1: I don't thank you. You know, no way you could
Speaker 1: come back that is still standing. Any any of the
Speaker 1: any of your kids could come back here. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's why I say this article is bogus.
Speaker 1: I'm like this, who did they pull for this article?
Speaker 1: Not not from Brooklyn Neigh. Kids can always go home, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can always go back home. Even Bon Jovi had
Speaker 1: a song about it about going back home. You know what,
Speaker 1: can I ask you a question? Uh that we've talked
Speaker 1: about this on the puff. You listened to the podcast,
Speaker 1: have you heard a couple of the episodes. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: every now when done, Roseanne puts it on and I listened.
Speaker 1: So we had a conversation about the names of your
Speaker 1: three kids. And you named your son Anthony of course
Speaker 1: after you, right, and your daughter Jennifer Jennifer, right, okay,
Speaker 1: But then you named your other son Stephen, which isn't
Speaker 1: the most Italian name. So we were wondering was it
Speaker 1: was it americanized from Stephanoe in your mind? When did
Speaker 1: Stephen come from? I have no you know what. We
Speaker 1: just happened to like the name at the time. I guess, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, you probably have to ask Monny about that,
Speaker 1: but I believe it was just, you know, we want
Speaker 1: to break the truth. It did. He wasn't named after anybody, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was the last one on the totem poles, so
Speaker 1: we just gave him Stephen. We hadn't like that name. No,
Speaker 1: it's a good name. It's just you know, you and
Speaker 1: and Roe have Italian names, and you know your son
Speaker 1: has a right, he has a Anthony. Jennifer's kind of
Speaker 1: you know, right, But we just wondered about Stephen. All right,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm getting a text from your mother here
Speaker 1: and she's tell me I'm drying. Will you call me?
Speaker 1: Let me come out? I can't call them all right, Well, dad, listen,
Speaker 1: We'll leave you to your doop and mommy's text. They
Speaker 1: hide a Frankie Lyman and uh flash, Cadillac teenagers and
Speaker 1: the teenage teenage last Cadillac and the Continental kids and
Speaker 1: the Americans. I'll send your regards to them, Phil Haley
Speaker 1: and the Comments and the Ji five, all those guys,
Speaker 1: the Platters and the five Shatns. You guys, you still
Speaker 1: got a little bit of it left in you. I'm
Speaker 1: say hi to the Capris for us, and if you
Speaker 1: want to put Sean on on go far Bowser. Yeah, Anthony,
Speaker 1: he used to call cousin Brucie all the time. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I know. It's It's just nice to know
Speaker 1: that you would take me back if I was broken.
Speaker 1: This article is a joke. Also, don't forget, Anthony, I
Speaker 1: take you back in the hot beat. Well, don't forget.
Speaker 1: Before you leave, say hi to Danny and the juniors,
Speaker 1: the heart beats. You just had heart all right, thank you?
Speaker 1: That was nice of him. Yeah, anyway, true, See bullshit
Speaker 1: that when my mother hears this podcast, and we didn't
Speaker 1: call hard to see if she'd take me back. It's fine,
Speaker 1: she'll take me back, but I'll tell right now, take
Speaker 1: me back. It's just to me, it's like, where do
Speaker 1: these people come up with these? I have to be
Speaker 1: unless where the anomaly? I have to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: Like my in laws would not have taken my wife
Speaker 1: or her sister's back probably if they moved tried to
Speaker 1: move back in, they wouldn't. Well, now we know, and
Speaker 1: if you don't know, you know. All right, we got
Speaker 1: a couple of new jingles for the show. And I
Speaker 1: have a problem with Alexas and oh you know I
Speaker 1: have one quick problem. That was just a quickie. You
Speaker 1: were talking about the phone system here. Yeah, this is terrible,
Speaker 1: all right. You know how some companies have phone numbers
Speaker 1: that spell words like eight hundred happy place. Right, It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to go to that news right by the way.
Speaker 1: By the way, the one is redundant. You don't need
Speaker 1: the one. First of all. Back in the day, you
Speaker 1: don't need to say the one. It's it's before every
Speaker 1: area code. And now that we have cell phones, nobody
Speaker 1: hits one like, oh it's a one eight hundred number. No,
Speaker 1: it's an eight hundred number, is Mike, you got me
Speaker 1: into a new rant. Now you see that's down the
Speaker 1: rabbit hole. Okay, but before you go down down its
Speaker 1: hundred number. But it's it's now just more about a phrase,
Speaker 1: and it's common lexicon to say even though you don't.
Speaker 1: But nobody says, oh, I have a one, seven, more
Speaker 1: and eight number. No, you say you have seven one
Speaker 1: eight number. But with the word eight hundred, pit bull
Speaker 1: say he's missed the one three oh five. No he doesn't,
Speaker 1: but he's missed the three o five. But it would
Speaker 1: sound weird. No, no, it doesn't. Eight hundred. When I
Speaker 1: when people call, when I call companies like they go,
Speaker 1: I go, I say what's the number? And they say
Speaker 1: eight hundred? But I thank you, thank you? What is
Speaker 1: every DJ on this radio station, including Elvis, say, for
Speaker 1: the phone number to this radie? You know what if
Speaker 1: you're still dialing a one, is something wrong? It's just
Speaker 1: understood now, it's right. It doesn't need to be there.
Speaker 1: It's like in math when it's like when it's one X,
Speaker 1: you don't need to write one X, you just right X.
Speaker 1: I know that. But but it's common. It's common terminology
Speaker 1: to say it eight right about your eight n Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, speaking of cell phones, here's what I
Speaker 1: have a problem with companies that spell out their names. Right,
Speaker 1: that's fine, But if I email a company or leave
Speaker 1: a voicemail and they get back to me, don't email
Speaker 1: me the spelled out phone number. Yeah, I see that
Speaker 1: because on a phone, if the phone numbers in your email,
Speaker 1: everyone knows you just long press the phone number and
Speaker 1: it dials. Well, I can't dial eight hundred happy Place
Speaker 1: or eight hundred shoe store because if you if you
Speaker 1: actually in an email, now, if you actually put the numbers,
Speaker 1: it will it will hyperlink. And if it doesn't hyper link,
Speaker 1: your long press copy and paste it into your dial
Speaker 1: or and you call. I can't do crap with the word.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't even you know what it was. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like it was happy place. It was like happy
Speaker 1: happy one. P Else's that's not the real email back
Speaker 1: to you, they said, call us back at what a
Speaker 1: happy pool three? Right. It wasn't like a perfect thing. So,
Speaker 1: so my, that's it. That's what I'm saying. Don't send
Speaker 1: me emails with the number written out in lettering right,
Speaker 1: well spell you know, save the number, put the number
Speaker 1: in the email so I could just press the ball.
Speaker 1: So if a company, if a company says, like on
Speaker 1: the listening on the radio, like just call us at
Speaker 1: at at eight hundred. Uh amalgamation right, amalgamation right. You
Speaker 1: don't have to dial all the letters. I've seen people
Speaker 1: do that. If once you get to the seventh number,
Speaker 1: stop dialing. Done. No, I'll have to add the other letters. No,
Speaker 1: you don't. All right, that's my speaking the thing that
Speaker 1: was bothering me. Okay, one, speaking of phones. Speaking of phones, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is I have a rant for you guys this week.
Speaker 1: I have a rant. I get right into it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just want I just want to go. I just
Speaker 1: gotta go because I am so ready for it. I'm
Speaker 1: ready for it. You have music, yes, I do have
Speaker 1: music for this, but we don't need it just at Okay,
Speaker 1: Robin and I went out for dinner the other night,
Speaker 1: the little lady, the little stop it girlfriend. I made
Speaker 1: the reservation. They don't. They don't accept reservations by phone.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I'm a new age guy or what. They
Speaker 1: only take reservations in person. No, only on Resi. They
Speaker 1: take reservations on resi. Resi is an app like open Table.
Speaker 1: They make your reservations online. It's one of those fucking restaurant.
Speaker 1: If it's like open Table, why don't I just use
Speaker 1: open Table Because they're not. They don't subscribe to that service.
Speaker 1: They use the Ressi serve. I don't guess what. No,
Speaker 1: but here's why, to make their lives easier. The Resi
Speaker 1: service apps. It connects to a lap a laptop in
Speaker 1: their in their restaurant and actually fills the tables and
Speaker 1: deletes them as people are live, canceling tables and requestion tables.
Speaker 1: It's a new fangle technical it. Just to be clear though,
Speaker 1: not a client responsor. No no, no, no, I got
Speaker 1: the jingle ready, no no, no, no, no, all right,
Speaker 1: let him happen. So I made a reservation on Ressie
Speaker 1: for nine o'clock, and they left a callback phone every
Speaker 1: They said, by the way, at nine clock you be here. Um,
Speaker 1: if you're going to be late, call us at this
Speaker 1: phone number. So they left the number in the in
Speaker 1: the email message back to me that said congratulations, reservation
Speaker 1: for two nine o'clock. No problem. Now it's ten after
Speaker 1: nine and I'm in a cab and I'm in traffic,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, gosh, ship, I got fifteen minutes before
Speaker 1: they give this table back. I'm so upset. It's it's
Speaker 1: ten to nine, and I'm like, I'm panicking, Brodie. I'm
Speaker 1: sweating because I know that nine they only hold the
Speaker 1: table fifteen minutes. That's the rule. So I said, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to that email and I'm gonna call back
Speaker 1: that number. Hit the number. It goes to nowhere, rings rings, rings, nothing?
Speaker 1: What then is going on? Ninswering the phone. Now it's nine,
Speaker 1: I'm still not the restaurant yet, and I'm like, holy shit.
Speaker 1: Run out to the door. It's I'm at the restaurant door.
Speaker 1: I go in. I'm like, Hi, we're here for at
Speaker 1: nine o'clock. Listen. I tried to call you. UM sorry
Speaker 1: we um we canceled you. Guys at the reservation got canceled.
Speaker 1: You didn't show. You were no show. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: wait a second. I met the reservation through RESI you
Speaker 1: left a call back phone number. Here's the phone number.
Speaker 1: He goes, Oh, that that doesn't lead to anywhere. I'm like,
Speaker 1: we're in the lead. Anywhere. We don't have a phone.
Speaker 1: Fucking crazy. First of all, I'll get a restaurant. You're
Speaker 1: in the hospitality industry. How can a restaurant not have
Speaker 1: a phone. You're here to service customers, You're here to
Speaker 1: do business. Guess what you gotta sucking phone. You guys
Speaker 1: do business during the day. Somehow, some way, people are
Speaker 1: communicating from rice office spaces back there. You have a
Speaker 1: working fall, but they don't have a front facing phone
Speaker 1: to the public. They don't want to be bothered, as
Speaker 1: it turns out, by their patrons, their customers calling and
Speaker 1: making reservations or can't sing retivations. That's all minusia to them. Hello,
Speaker 1: it's your whole fucking business. How could you not have
Speaker 1: a telephone? How could you not have someone a receptionist?
Speaker 1: Someone offsite? So I understand the kitchen is busy, I
Speaker 1: understand the host is the host than going crazy? Why
Speaker 1: are they sending a phone number to begin with that?
Speaker 1: Why do you send a phone number? They just have
Speaker 1: it there to play key. As it turns out, they said,
Speaker 1: had you would have texted that texted us, Had you
Speaker 1: would have had you would have texted us on that number?
Speaker 1: That number goes to a message that's connected to the
Speaker 1: RESI app that would have said, hey, it's scary, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be late. But they they text us It said
Speaker 1: call us at this number. But I find it fascinating.
Speaker 1: You didn't leave, did you? No? He said, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: He says, just give us five minutes, have a drink
Speaker 1: at the bar on us nice. That was my free deserve.
Speaker 1: Go haven't drinking the bar. It was it was Saturday night.
Speaker 1: I was not in a rush to go anywhere anyway.
Speaker 1: And he said, we will get to your table. And
Speaker 1: they were sending it because they knew that they messed up.
Speaker 1: They knew it was their fault. But Brody, it introduces
Speaker 1: a larger problem to me. Why is it increasingly more
Speaker 1: and more places don't want to be bothered. People that
Speaker 1: deal with the public don't want to be bothered with
Speaker 1: dealing with the public. It's their job, it's their mission,
Speaker 1: it's the way that they make money. It's their bread
Speaker 1: and butter. But you're gonna disconnect, You're gonna say that
Speaker 1: you don't have a phone. How dare you do? You
Speaker 1: know that this restaurant was in the base of a hotel,
Speaker 1: and I called the hotel to try and get in
Speaker 1: touch in my cab ra. I knewing that my I
Speaker 1: was breaking out in the cold sweat, newing knowing that sorry, no,
Speaker 1: I'm going crazy right now, knowing I was breaking out
Speaker 1: into a cold sweat, that I was gonna miss my reservation. Brodie,
Speaker 1: I this restaurant. I called the hotel lobby and I
Speaker 1: said to the woman on the phone, can you connect
Speaker 1: me with right someone at the restaurant, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: is in your lobby. If you're delivering bread to them,
Speaker 1: you gotta be able to call. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: They do business every day in the daytime, in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me you don't have a fucking phone. Let
Speaker 1: me just go on the record. So the lobby person
Speaker 1: said to me at the hotel said, I'm sorry, the
Speaker 1: restaurant operates differently from the from the from from our hotel. Um,
Speaker 1: they do not have a phone in there. We've had
Speaker 1: several people over the last few months call us to
Speaker 1: try and get in touch with them. They don't have
Speaker 1: a phone. Well, that's probably why your table was available
Speaker 1: five minutes later, pretty much because people Louise leave them
Speaker 1: all the time. But Brodie, this isn't just this isolated issue.
Speaker 1: More and more places don't want to deal with people
Speaker 1: when they have to do. Their whole business is dealing
Speaker 1: with people. I'm sorry, you have to have a phone.
Speaker 1: You always give me crap for going to Hulda Hands
Speaker 1: and Fridays and and all the restaurants. They answer the phone,
Speaker 1: and you know what, You put your name on a
Speaker 1: piece of paper and you wait a few minutes and
Speaker 1: you're good. Hitting you a buzz out back call ahead service.
Speaker 1: I get in, I wait ten minutes, I'm in at
Speaker 1: my table. You get a buzzer. You didn't get a
Speaker 1: buzzer at this restaurant? Did you know? Yeah? Did you
Speaker 1: get to have price apps? No? Right, I didn't. Fancy
Speaker 1: pants little angry. I was very angry on that. By
Speaker 1: the way, Did we talk about my problem at Pizza
Speaker 1: Hut and restaurants that have apps that you can order
Speaker 1: on through the apps? We talked about this on the apps? Yes?
Speaker 1: Do we talk about that, because that's part of my
Speaker 1: rant today. And I don't remember if I did. I
Speaker 1: didn't pitch about Pizza Hut. No, you want to do
Speaker 1: it right now? I get my music ready. I never
Speaker 1: never left the I could swear my head. This rant
Speaker 1: the right, Okay, go ahead. Restaurant apps ready, yeah, So
Speaker 1: a lot of restaurants have apps. You try, didn't do this.
Speaker 1: A lot of restaurants have apps now where you can
Speaker 1: place your order through the app for delivery or for pickup,
Speaker 1: rather than call them because they don't want to talk
Speaker 1: to you. You go in and you download. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say Pizza Hut. You download pizza. I'm gonna say Buffalo
Speaker 1: Wao Wings. Okay, you use the app. I had problems
Speaker 1: with both of those establishments. So Pizza Hut. Go through
Speaker 1: the app. Uh. It was when I said Friday night,
Speaker 1: and on the app we ordered whatever pizza for the
Speaker 1: kids and friends over and my daughter ordered it. You
Speaker 1: went through the apps, you ordered pizza for friends. I'd
Speaker 1: have to deal with it. Whatever. So you know, half
Speaker 1: hour delivery, right, forty five minutes go by, there's no pizza.
Speaker 1: So I try to call. There's no answer number, there's
Speaker 1: no an No, there's a number, there's no answer right.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, all right, well that's a problem. So
Speaker 1: I wait, I got an hour. I call now the
Speaker 1: answer the phone and I say, hey, listen, the pizza
Speaker 1: was supposed to be here after a half hour. I
Speaker 1: called you at forty five minutes, there was no answer.
Speaker 1: I'm calling you now at an hour and uh, my
Speaker 1: kids are starving. This friends over the house and he
Speaker 1: says to me, oh yeah, so here's the problem. It's
Speaker 1: really busy tonight. We're a little shorthanded, so we're running
Speaker 1: behind all right, Um, but your app says a half hour. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You can't believe the app because the app doesn't know
Speaker 1: we're shorthanded and we're busy tonight. And so uh when
Speaker 1: I called you, we're too busy to answer the phone.
Speaker 1: What are you too busy? So I said, well, where's
Speaker 1: the pizza? Once again? So he says, oh the driver,
Speaker 1: the driver is so he too. This is my daughter
Speaker 1: had called at forty five minutes. They told my daughter
Speaker 1: at forty five minutes, the driver already left with you.
Speaker 1: Pizza will be there. So I called at the at
Speaker 1: the hour mark didn't answer the phone. I called it
Speaker 1: an hour and look at my notes, right at an hour,
Speaker 1: at hour and fifteen, I got him on stuff. I
Speaker 1: wrote it down. Was was happening, as you know? I podcast.
Speaker 1: So at an hour and fifteen, I go, you told
Speaker 1: my daughter at forty five minutes that the pizza was
Speaker 1: on its way. He said, now, when I called it
Speaker 1: an hour, you said it's our fifteen, you said it's
Speaker 1: going out right now, which means somebody lied to my daughter, like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a little girl calling screw hall will light heart.
Speaker 1: So he tells me. He goes, yeah, well, the apps
Speaker 1: not accurate. The apps not accurate. You're off by forty
Speaker 1: five minutes. The pizza has a left chet I saw.
Speaker 1: I said, here's what you're gonna do. I said, you're
Speaker 1: gonna You're gonna give me, uh my money back on
Speaker 1: the pizza. He's why I can't do that? Turney in
Speaker 1: the system, and we're very busy. I said, well, why
Speaker 1: am I paying for the pizza at an hour and fifteen?
Speaker 1: You should be thanking me forever ordering from you again.
Speaker 1: So he says, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll
Speaker 1: give you a credit for the next time you order pizza.
Speaker 1: I said, you think I'm gonna order pizza again? He's
Speaker 1: I'll give you. I'll give you ten dollar credit. Ten
Speaker 1: dollar credit. I spent forty dollars. You're not giving me
Speaker 1: a ten dollar credit. I got a house full of
Speaker 1: kids here starving for pizza, and you're giving me a
Speaker 1: ten dollar credit. You should take the money off this one.
Speaker 1: There's no way to do that there. Here's what you're
Speaker 1: gonna do. You're gonna avoid the order and rewring it.
Speaker 1: I don't have time for that, sir. We're swamped. We're swamp.
Speaker 1: I said. So here's what you're gonna do. You give
Speaker 1: me twenty five dollar credit right and towards my forty order,
Speaker 1: and that order cover it. I'll let you slide this
Speaker 1: time because I'm in a good mood, which is rare
Speaker 1: for me. But it was a Friday. He says, uh,
Speaker 1: all right. I said, that's if the pizzas here in
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. If it's not, you're gonna give me a
Speaker 1: full credit. I said, all right, So look, I'll give
Speaker 1: me a twenty all the credit. Here's the code. Next
Speaker 1: time you call, gives me his name whatever. Well, at
Speaker 1: this point I'd already social media and Pizza Hut of course,
Speaker 1: So Pizza Corporate get back to you. Oh so corporate
Speaker 1: gets back to me. Pizza Hut Corporate, however, right, and
Speaker 1: then they say to me, terribly sorry this happened. What
Speaker 1: were the details to give all the details in a
Speaker 1: d M, and he says to me, sorry, we want
Speaker 1: the app to work whatever and so right, So then uh,
Speaker 1: he says he has a code that you can use
Speaker 1: for a free launch pizza two topics. So I got
Speaker 1: doubled double free. You know what, I realized, if you
Speaker 1: knock on enough doors some eventually someone's gonna answer and
Speaker 1: give you free to say, because clearly that guy was
Speaker 1: a blockhad. By the way, I have a list of
Speaker 1: of tweets here from people who got free dessert. But
Speaker 1: that's not it. I've been talking about the Buffalo Wild Wings,
Speaker 1: by the way. I love them. Nothing bad to say
Speaker 1: about the food. The staff there is always great. But
Speaker 1: I had a problem on on Super Bowl Sunday. Now
Speaker 1: I know Super Bowl Sunday's crazy. Everyone's eating wings. Last
Speaker 1: year we got wings and Buffalo Well wings. They didn't
Speaker 1: have a wait it was fine, So I'm like, all right, great,
Speaker 1: So when I called again, oh, sir, you have to
Speaker 1: order through the app because it's crazy busy. Okay, they don't.
Speaker 1: They don't want to talk to humans. This is exactly yet.
Speaker 1: They just want to deal. You do the legwork. You
Speaker 1: do it all behind the scenes. And eventually we're gonna
Speaker 1: see something and it's gonna show up at your door.
Speaker 1: So at two o'clock, I say, listen, i'd love to
Speaker 1: get a wing. Pick up at five o'clock. I'm giving
Speaker 1: you three. He's a lot of heads up to go.
Speaker 1: Use use the app. Okay, I'll use the app. So
Speaker 1: the app says, if you order now your food, we
Speaker 1: ready at five o'clock. My great. The pregame starts around
Speaker 1: five thirty. The gay starts at six. If I pick
Speaker 1: it up at five, I'm golden. I'm home by five
Speaker 1: twenty boom, I'm eating looking my fingers. It's great. Who
Speaker 1: damn the best? I love their wings? All right? So
Speaker 1: I order on the app. I go out. It's raining
Speaker 1: Super Bowl Sunday, it's rainings. I go out. I get there.
Speaker 1: I get there at like, uh four thirty five. One
Speaker 1: get their little early in case my orders ready. So
Speaker 1: I get I sit down. I wait. There's a crowd
Speaker 1: like you wouldn't believe. They have a counter set up
Speaker 1: of like a bunch of tables and a bunch of
Speaker 1: people who worked there behind there with big racks. What
Speaker 1: did you expect on Super Bowl? No? Well, no problem.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, great, it's four forty five. Now
Speaker 1: I go up again. Listen, I have a five o'clock order.
Speaker 1: Or we're a little backed up up, back down. You
Speaker 1: ordered that ship at right, I go, look, they go
Speaker 1: a little backed up like so like five fifteen. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it should be five ft okay. So then so then
Speaker 1: I'm watching the commercials, the pre pre pre pre game
Speaker 1: on because the TV sets everywhere, great place, no nothing
Speaker 1: about them. As man, by the way, you didn't do this, ran,
Speaker 1: don't you did this one? I did not do this. No, no,
Speaker 1: we keep talking about doing it. He's like time every
Speaker 1: time you've said buffalo wild wings in previous podcasts, I
Speaker 1: had that what do you call it when Pavlov's dogs, Right,
Speaker 1: I start salivating. So I'm salivating again, like I feel
Speaker 1: I feel like you did this. So then a girl
Speaker 1: comes out with a bag and she said she calls
Speaker 1: out a name. So I said, hey, you up to
Speaker 1: the five o'clock. Shit, now it's five fifteen. She says,
Speaker 1: where it's the three thirties. Three thirties. They're backed up
Speaker 1: two hours. So I said, wait a minute, how long
Speaker 1: you're three thirties? So that all the people are like.
Speaker 1: The three thirty guys are like, it looks like they've
Speaker 1: been there for a while. So they get their three
Speaker 1: thirties and there's racks of food. Everyone's like, hey, is
Speaker 1: that mine looks like mine? It looks like yours. It's
Speaker 1: bags of yellow and white. You don't know, it looks
Speaker 1: like yours. Everyone's asking they they're convinced their bags are
Speaker 1: on the rack. Five thirty, five thirty. Now five thirty comes.
Speaker 1: They're like, we're up to the four o'clock. Four o'clock.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, So one like close, So it's six o'clock now.
Speaker 1: But my five o'clock order that I called in it too,
Speaker 1: And it's just like like the stock market, the stock exchange.
Speaker 1: People are holding up their receipts. Three people all liked
Speaker 1: just look on their faces. What the game kickoffs in
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. I don't know if you noticed. It's the
Speaker 1: biggest sporting of end of the year is gonna start
Speaker 1: now that now they're calling, The players are running out
Speaker 1: on the field, the cheerleaders are there, and I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there like, where's my food? So, uh, now they're up there.
Speaker 1: We're up to the four forties. The game's gonna start soon.
Speaker 1: Uh that calling names, it's mayhem. There's no organization, there's
Speaker 1: no manager. There's just four or five employees running back
Speaker 1: and forth to the kitchen who looked like they're afraid
Speaker 1: to call out a name because it's like Johnson. Everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want my food, and and anyone who got their
Speaker 1: food had to like go through the crowd pot the
Speaker 1: red sea get their food. And then I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: nobody wanted to move. They're all like, can I get out?
Speaker 1: So people with their bags of food and boxes of
Speaker 1: food trying to leave. Everyone's giving them looks like fuck you,
Speaker 1: I hate you. You have your wings. All these guys
Speaker 1: are there, and there was no women on the line.
Speaker 1: There were no women there because women are like, oh honey,
Speaker 1: just go get the wings. You'll be home. And no
Speaker 1: time six fifteen now get I don't know what time
Speaker 1: it was this kickoff. I said, hey, how where are
Speaker 1: we at now with the five o'clock wing orders? Uh,
Speaker 1: you're next. So the next guy gets his order called.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, what what time was your order? He
Speaker 1: says fourty five? So there's still like a fifteen minute
Speaker 1: window of people. Anyway, long story short, it's like six
Speaker 1: thirty the game has already started. I'm watching it on
Speaker 1: a TV set, sitting there like a glub, and they
Speaker 1: give me the bag of food. I ordered, uh, four
Speaker 1: types of wings, a bottle of wings, sauce for one
Speaker 1: of my kids likes the sauce, Uh, potato wedges or something,
Speaker 1: something kind of fries, and something else. I get in
Speaker 1: the car. I text my wife, voom, run home. Now.
Speaker 1: It's like the first court is over by the time
Speaker 1: I get home. But I am pist because we ordered
Speaker 1: at two o'clock. Opened the bag and guess what what.
Speaker 1: Three of the four wings are wrong. So I don't
Speaker 1: have gallic palm sean wings. I don't have cary wings.
Speaker 1: I've got mango hallepeno one. Right. My kids don't eat
Speaker 1: mango hallapeno, I said. In my life, I go, hey,
Speaker 1: who what did mango hallapeno? Nobody? I said, what will
Speaker 1: you eat him? No? I ordered the taryaki for the kids.
Speaker 1: There's no tarayaki. I said, well, you know what, we
Speaker 1: got the bottle of barbecue sauce in there, right, Nope,
Speaker 1: no bottle of barbecue sauce. Can't even coat that. You
Speaker 1: can't even mask the taste right, So I said, well,
Speaker 1: I saw. I said to my kids, listen, I got
Speaker 1: one wing that we ordered, and I got fries. My
Speaker 1: wife says, there's no fries in the band. Fries in
Speaker 1: the bag. By the way, if you like, you said,
Speaker 1: you check your order before you left. Shut okay, because
Speaker 1: my way to an hour and had forty minutes from
Speaker 1: my order, and I ran out of there because I
Speaker 1: was getting hate looks from the five o'clock The five
Speaker 1: thirty people were waiting for their wings. So I called
Speaker 1: that night and the guy says to me, hey, call
Speaker 1: back tomorrow. It's crazy here. Okay, here's my name. Called
Speaker 1: me tomorrow. I called him tomorrow, and I'm sure that
Speaker 1: there was a lot of call him Tomorrow's said, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of people call them tomorrow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just call Themorrow. What he just called Themorrow. At
Speaker 1: this point, I'd already social media them nice leaks again.
Speaker 1: I liked them, but I email said this mayhem crazy
Speaker 1: messed up. I was upset about the time weight. But
Speaker 1: then I didn't even get my order. Yes, so it
Speaker 1: was like a double so I so I tweeted at
Speaker 1: them and then I called so I called the next
Speaker 1: day speak to the general manager. Couldn't have been nicer,
Speaker 1: he says, his woman, do he's give me, give me
Speaker 1: the number of what you had. I'll take care of it. Okay.
Speaker 1: He says, you didn't get the because what was wrong
Speaker 1: with your order? I said, well, I didn't get this,
Speaker 1: this and this, and I got mango hallapeinio. He's we
Speaker 1: messed up the wing order. I go, oh, yeah, and
Speaker 1: the fries weren't in the bag and the sauce. He says,
Speaker 1: you're telling me that you ordered three things, wings, bottle,
Speaker 1: and fries and we missed up all of them. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He says, well, I'm sorry. It was mayhem. I wasn't
Speaker 1: there that night. I wasn't there last night. So so
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm gonna want to do is I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you a fifty dollar credit for because my order
Speaker 1: was Like, I'm gonna give you a fifty dollar credit
Speaker 1: because I feel terrible. He said. So you're in them.
Speaker 1: You're in the system here now. Is we have a book?
Speaker 1: You come in, you asked for my name. I'm take
Speaker 1: care of you. Did the right thing. I hold on
Speaker 1: hold on the account contacts me the next day and says, uh,
Speaker 1: can you give us specifics on what happened? And I
Speaker 1: give him the whole thing. I already told him that
Speaker 1: what had happened the night before. He goes uh, and
Speaker 1: what was wrong with your order? I tell him the
Speaker 1: whole thing. So they sent me a fifty dollar gift
Speaker 1: card email. Oh, I got double free dessert, unintentional dessert,
Speaker 1: unintentional double dessert. I got double free dessert from Pizza Nickelodeon,
Speaker 1: by the way, double dessert. I got double free dessert
Speaker 1: from Pizza Hut. I got double free dessert from from
Speaker 1: Buffalo Long. So I just want to say I had
Speaker 1: a I had a bad run and I got I
Speaker 1: got double free dessert. I'm sorry the Buffalo While Wings
Speaker 1: right now again, I'm gonna say this. I love them.
Speaker 1: I will go there all the time. It was a
Speaker 1: crazy day, but they handled it right. They apologized and
Speaker 1: they did right. That's called customer service. And top we
Speaker 1: had to order Chinese food because we had no wings
Speaker 1: to eat. I will say the mango hallapeno, which is
Speaker 1: I think is a new flavor. It's a good way
Speaker 1: to get it out there to the people by sticking
Speaker 1: in their bags where you ordered it or not. It
Speaker 1: is spicy as hell, unedible, inedible. Rather couldn't eat it.
Speaker 1: I like the garlic parmesan, That's what I And it's
Speaker 1: like it's like too much salad dressing on your allid.
Speaker 1: That's how good. The gallic bombas just dripping golic BOMBA John.
Speaker 1: By the way, um, I noticed this piece of sound
Speaker 1: that we played this morning that I wanted to use
Speaker 1: real quick. I know my sound of yourself. No, this
Speaker 1: is uh, this is sound that we played on the
Speaker 1: Big Show, and we just kind of glossed over it.
Speaker 1: But I wanted you brody as a stand up comic.
Speaker 1: This is torture, but it's not torture because there were
Speaker 1: people in the room that were cringing after. But here's
Speaker 1: the Richard Pryor's son Prior. If you don't know what
Speaker 1: is a famous comic in the pantheon of legendary comics.
Speaker 1: He's in the top ten of all time. Some people
Speaker 1: he's top five, some people he's top two. Hell time.
Speaker 1: Was an innovator. He was a trail the seventies eighties.
Speaker 1: Then he did drugs, caught on fire, died young from
Speaker 1: some illnesses. Richard Pryor some of the greatest comedy movies
Speaker 1: of all time, legendary. So now hold on a second.
Speaker 1: Sometimes athletes have kids like Michael Jordan's his kids not
Speaker 1: a great basketball player. Sometimes after leads like Barry Bonds
Speaker 1: his son Upside, Bobby Bonds, his son Barry Bonds one
Speaker 1: of the greatest places of all time. Sometimes the kids
Speaker 1: do as well as their father. Sometimes they don't. Now
Speaker 1: Richard Pryor, So Richard Pryor has a son. His name
Speaker 1: is Mason. Mason wants to follow in his daddy's footsteps,
Speaker 1: or maybe do some common might have the common genes
Speaker 1: in his family. Now, if you're not familiar, there's a
Speaker 1: famous place in Harlem called the Apollo. But now the
Speaker 1: Apollo is legend Now you want to talk about the
Speaker 1: Pantheon of Theaters. It's a legendary place in Harlem. In
Speaker 1: Harlem which will make or break you. It used to
Speaker 1: be a show called Showtime at the Apology. Still is.
Speaker 1: The thing is this traditional tradition. There's ritual and traditional
Speaker 1: history here. When you go into the Apollo, you you
Speaker 1: either make it or you when you get pulled up stage.
Speaker 1: But that is part of the culture. It's part of
Speaker 1: the lifestyle. It's part of what goes on every day
Speaker 1: at the apost Now, now, the acts are typically black acts,
Speaker 1: the audience is typically a black audience, very loud, vocal audience.
Speaker 1: I'm only telling you so if you want to research it,
Speaker 1: not because it matters what what color they are, but
Speaker 1: a lot of the talent that comes out of there,
Speaker 1: some of the biggest names in urban entertainment started started
Speaker 1: on the stage. Yes, and if you make it, you
Speaker 1: make it. But if you don't, you'll know about it quick.
Speaker 1: So Mason Richard Pryor sign, let's play his performance and
Speaker 1: see how well he was received. Gary comes, he's on
Speaker 1: stage playing to the showtime at the Apollo crowd. I
Speaker 1: love the way you smell. I love the way your
Speaker 1: name comes off my lips. Boat respect, Sit down, sit down,
Speaker 1: sit down. Okay. I heard the one girl say keep
Speaker 1: going the way. So so that was Mason on stage
Speaker 1: at the Apollo. Now here's here's my comments, because there
Speaker 1: was when we played that on the show, a couple
Speaker 1: of people, I think Sam like cringed and there were
Speaker 1: some people that said, oh my god, the poor the
Speaker 1: poor guy. Hey Mason, welcome to the school of hard knocks.
Speaker 1: You do not get a free pass because your dad
Speaker 1: was one of the greatest comic legends of all time.
Speaker 1: Your dad could have went through the same stuff at
Speaker 1: the Apollo. It doesn't at the end of the day.
Speaker 1: Now he might have you. But here's the thing. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the fucking Apollo, kid, This is you're not getting.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna go soft on you because your dad
Speaker 1: was awesome. We're not. And and that's what the Apollo
Speaker 1: crowd does. So anyone who says they feel bad for
Speaker 1: him and all it was so rude to them to boo,
Speaker 1: that's the Apollo does of the brakes. Sorry, you're a loser,
Speaker 1: and maybe try again, try harder next time, come back
Speaker 1: with stronger material, and now you'll grow thicker skin and
Speaker 1: you'll be better next time, and maybe you might be
Speaker 1: half the guy your dad was. Right, I'm sorry, that's
Speaker 1: my opinion. I'm gonna give you my opinion. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's just my commentary on something that we probably I
Speaker 1: wanted it, you know, you know we didn't go to
Speaker 1: it and we didn't have time on the big show
Speaker 1: to tekka. Now I'm gonna I'm gonna give you my
Speaker 1: opinion as someone who's done. I only I didn't do
Speaker 1: a lot of stand up. I did a lot of
Speaker 1: improv the sketch comedy and right, okay, I didn't want
Speaker 1: your opinion. But but we have a new jingle which
Speaker 1: I need to play. Now. I need to call you
Speaker 1: out because he just said he shouldn't have went. You said,
Speaker 1: he said, what did you say? He said, uh, you
Speaker 1: should you shouldn't have went, and said he should have gone.
Speaker 1: He shouldn't have said, right, Yeah, that's not correct. You
Speaker 1: should have said shouldn't should he shouldn't have gone. So
Speaker 1: we have it. Sorry to be Grammar police. We have
Speaker 1: a Grammar police jingle now gram pololice grab a police
Speaker 1: a police, who's in the house police? Yeah all right,
Speaker 1: so you called the ground police one. But now we
Speaker 1: have a jingle. But but but I got something even
Speaker 1: more funny, even ironic. I gess something ironic. Who loaded
Speaker 1: the Grammar police jingle? Uh? Not me? He was, I
Speaker 1: don't want to say it was. Well whoever it was
Speaker 1: spelled The word grammar g r A M M E r.
Speaker 1: Oh no hidiot. Grammar is spelled g r A M
Speaker 1: M A R. So the person who titled the name
Speaker 1: of this file in the computer spelled the grammar row
Speaker 1: gram police Policemi police police. So he has some examples
Speaker 1: of grammar police this week when you know, you know what,
Speaker 1: we got a lot of pictures this week. I gotta
Speaker 1: look through my hold on. I haven't hear my else.
Speaker 1: Did you want to see something about Richard Bryan's son?
Speaker 1: But I do, but I want to look at the
Speaker 1: grammar police st grammar police. You're like, love this by
Speaker 1: the way that that you guys know what that's from?
Speaker 1: Right s w A. I told you at a jingle.
Speaker 1: But now in the examples, you screwed up in responding
Speaker 1: to somebody backs you responding back to somebody? Is it
Speaker 1: a voice text thing that I did, I can't be
Speaker 1: responsible for. You were correcting someone's grammar and you spell
Speaker 1: the role. You know, you said a word wrong in
Speaker 1: the in your whatever interpreted you wrong, and you tweeted
Speaker 1: it wrong. I called you out on it last week.
Speaker 1: A lot of listeners hearted that tweet. Yeah, all right, whatever,
Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out to I don't
Speaker 1: have his name here? Do you have his name? You
Speaker 1: have his name? He hold on, it's not a grammar police.
Speaker 1: They sent us a picture. It's Thomas va Leven. Okay,
Speaker 1: what about him? Thomas sent a picture. Uh, he was
Speaker 1: standing in front of Animal Kingdom at Disney. But his
Speaker 1: head in the picture is after the end in Animal,
Speaker 1: so it covers the eye and the m so it
Speaker 1: looks like anal kingdom. That's not Grammar Police. Oh no,
Speaker 1: there was a Disney sign. No, that's yes, I'm looking
Speaker 1: for it. Hold on, that's what I'm looking for, you know.
Speaker 1: I downloaded it on my h I'm fascinated by this,
Speaker 1: I'm telling Yeah, there's the approach to Disney, right. You know,
Speaker 1: if you're driving, there's all the signs that leave you,
Speaker 1: and you know that I don't have them right now.
Speaker 1: I downloaded them to my laptop. Here's one though. We
Speaker 1: got this one. It was a cake they someone sent us.
Speaker 1: It was a cake at their office they were leaving, right,
Speaker 1: so it was a good luck cake. It was a
Speaker 1: tombstone and the cake said you're dead to us? Why,
Speaker 1: oh you are? Oh that's bad. Also, there's um there's
Speaker 1: a meme going around which looks like it's called Grammar
Speaker 1: Hell and it's a bunch of people walking into a
Speaker 1: cave and the sign on the sign the there's like
Speaker 1: four mistakes on the sign, and there's a couple of
Speaker 1: mistakes on the sign above the opening. Anyway, it's going around.
Speaker 1: You don't need to send it to me. I've seen
Speaker 1: it fifteen times now, but I appreciate people thinking of
Speaker 1: me when it comes through. Uh stuff. It's hysterical, whether
Speaker 1: it's intentional or on an I'll have them ready for
Speaker 1: next week because they're on my laptop. I downloaded them immediately.
Speaker 1: The guy the guy corner. The guy corner sent Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was the one that you're talking about. This is
Speaker 1: going to be painful with the people walking in and then, um,
Speaker 1: you're now between grammar hell. Here's why I'm saving them.
Speaker 1: Here's why I'm saving them on my on my computer
Speaker 1: because when we do our live show someday, I want
Speaker 1: to have a screen next to the stage and show
Speaker 1: these We're gonna go through them. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Um oh,
Speaker 1: speaking of grammar Police, I have a grammar Police store.
Speaker 1: By the way. I found the sign. By the way,
Speaker 1: thank you to blog mickey dot com and blog Mickey said,
Speaker 1: here's a gem from last December and this was Oh
Speaker 1: they spelled Epcot on the sign to Disney. This is
Speaker 1: the one e p o CTT left lane epot. Hello,
Speaker 1: it's the name of your freaking they spelled and as
Speaker 1: another one who was animal king him with was missing
Speaker 1: a letter. There was a few of them. If you
Speaker 1: google misspelled Disney signs, there's a lot of misspelled But
Speaker 1: who writes this stuff? I don't know. Oh, I will found.
Speaker 1: Here's another ironic thing from j litz oh three on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Joel Garcia he was standing in front of a double
Speaker 1: door called the Sliding Door Company. Three people sent us
Speaker 1: that picture. Well then maybe he didn't do it, But no,
Speaker 1: he did. He's one of them. Well yeah, but he
Speaker 1: might not might not have been his picture. You might
Speaker 1: have stolen it. The point is it's a double door
Speaker 1: for a company, and the name of the company written
Speaker 1: on the glass is the Sliding Door Company. You would
Speaker 1: think that a sliding door company would have what type
Speaker 1: of an entrance door? Entrance? You think, No, it's a
Speaker 1: pull handle. So I found that hilarious. That's not a
Speaker 1: grant police thing, that's just that that might be more irony.
Speaker 1: I like ironic. That's ironic. That's ironic, right, yes, speaking
Speaker 1: of which, hold on, hold on all right, it's all
Speaker 1: I got for Grammar Police, but I like the jingle.
Speaker 1: Who sent us police police police police? All right? So
Speaker 1: we got tweeted this and it's on I don't know
Speaker 1: the website, but I retweeted it. Um Atlantis, Mora said,
Speaker 1: and James Cordon did an updated version of ironic and
Speaker 1: it's and it's all about how the original song isn't
Speaker 1: ironic and it's all new lyrics that are ironic. Now,
Speaker 1: we talked about that a week before they that's correct,
Speaker 1: that's correct. So I think maybe they stole that from us.
Speaker 1: All right, Um, your old friends sends you a Facebook request,
Speaker 1: you only find out they're racist after you accept it.
Speaker 1: Was stuff like that. It was all new, updated lyrics,
Speaker 1: a lot of them. By the way. Also, we're not ironic,
Speaker 1: So thank you for Anthony Thomas Cello. Now, Grammar Police.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to jingle again when I'm done. No, no,
Speaker 1: not yet, not till I'm done with it. What I'm
Speaker 1: done with it. I want to get the You still
Speaker 1: have to give me your thoughts on Richard. I will
Speaker 1: get to that. You know how this podcast goes. We
Speaker 1: we get to derailed NonStop. So Jake gets a phone
Speaker 1: call on his phone producer Jake on our show and
Speaker 1: the woman wants to talk to him about solar panels.
Speaker 1: So uh he, she says, is the owner of the
Speaker 1: house home. He says, hold on, I'll get him, and
Speaker 1: he puts me on the phone with this telemarketer that
Speaker 1: the girl sounded like she was in her twenties all right,
Speaker 1: And she says, can I talk to you about solar panels?
Speaker 1: I said sure, I said that she was. Who was
Speaker 1: that I was speaking to before? I said, that's that
Speaker 1: was my assistant, Uh uh Roberto, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1: So I was, you know, making up ship with her.
Speaker 1: So she says, um, uh, do you want a home?
Speaker 1: I said yes, I do. So she's, well, if I
Speaker 1: could talk to you a minute about your guys electric bill? Guy,
Speaker 1: how much do you pay? I said, So she starts
Speaker 1: going on with her spiel. I said, hold on, hold
Speaker 1: on a second, just so you could save a lot
Speaker 1: of money on your on your electric bill every month
Speaker 1: if you installed so oh, well, she's I'm sorry, what's
Speaker 1: the matter, sir, I said, I can't talk to you
Speaker 1: when you use the word guys is because guys is
Speaker 1: I said, the word guys as guys is not a word.
Speaker 1: Just what I said, Well, I was interested in buying
Speaker 1: solar panels, but then referred to my house as you
Speaker 1: your guys house. Guys is not a word. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? I said, guys with with with an
Speaker 1: apostrophe after the s would be possessive and it's preno.
Speaker 1: The word would be your guy's house. But guys is
Speaker 1: not a word. And you can't put two ses next
Speaker 1: to each other ever, unless at the end of the word.
Speaker 1: And it's also that it's not guys e s. That's
Speaker 1: not how you play possessive. Guys is guy's apostrophe at
Speaker 1: the end, right, It's just Oh, this is what she
Speaker 1: says to me. I'm sorry about my grammar Sir, I
Speaker 1: have a cold, I said, this happen. I said, so
Speaker 1: you're telling me you have a grammar flu. She said yeah.
Speaker 1: I said I have a cold. I said, I understand
Speaker 1: you have a cold. But you said, guys is what
Speaker 1: kind of virus? What kind of illness? What til do
Speaker 1: you take to get rid of the grammar flu? That
Speaker 1: was her excuse. Well, I'm sorry, sir, if I don't
Speaker 1: speak as well as you, I said, no, you don't.
Speaker 1: But more importantly, you speak for a living. I'm just
Speaker 1: letting you know, guys, isn't a word, and you're telling
Speaker 1: me it's because you have a call. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call a pol lee. How about this one from
Speaker 1: catn TiSER Kate J eight nine said, hey, grammar police alert.
Speaker 1: So I listen to the Brooklyn Boys check this one
Speaker 1: out and made me think, what would the Brooklyn boys
Speaker 1: think of this? Uh? The phrase don't you dare? What's
Speaker 1: wrong with that? Brodie? Don't is a contraction? Right? So
Speaker 1: don't you dare is actually incorrect grammar because it translates
Speaker 1: to do not you dare? Yeah? But I think I
Speaker 1: think that expression is a colloquialism and it's don't you dare?
Speaker 1: Think about it? Ye deo an apostrophe T is short
Speaker 1: for don't know. I get it, I get it, do
Speaker 1: not you dare? Do not you dare? Yeah, I'll give
Speaker 1: you that. Well, that's pe But it's like considered an
Speaker 1: expression like when you say, when you say to somebody
Speaker 1: you know you lucked out, it's that's a positive, but
Speaker 1: it sounds like a negative. I think don't you dare
Speaker 1: is like it's acceptable now because it's accepted. It's wrong. Wrong.
Speaker 1: So when people say, don't you there, don't you dare,
Speaker 1: that's wrong every time. Okay, that's how you're feeling better yourself. Oh,
Speaker 1: not a grammar issue. But you gotta be fucking kidding me.
Speaker 1: You gotta be fucking kidding me. My wife drives a Hundai, Okay,
Speaker 1: got her Hundai. Got a great deal at UH. I
Speaker 1: can tell you where because then you played a jingle
Speaker 1: bunket diet. But it wasn't a clot you know what.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you where I got. I got a good deal,
Speaker 1: but not because they're a client and not a client
Speaker 1: of sponsor. Was Plaza Plasada. They have a fantastic app.
Speaker 1: What is it, Cargo Go Car? Are you actually I
Speaker 1: use the app? Yeah? It was fantastic. Great Anyway, I
Speaker 1: love my Hundai, but I bought the car in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: I don't live in Brooklyn. What so I get serviced
Speaker 1: in New Jersey. I'm not gonna name the dealership, it's
Speaker 1: not important. Okay. I call up and and this place
Speaker 1: sells Hyundai's and Mazda. Okay, So I called it and
Speaker 1: I said, I want to make an appointment for my
Speaker 1: wife's car. Uh, and she says to me, you drive
Speaker 1: a Mazda or Honda. So I said, um, this is
Speaker 1: blah blah blah Hyundai, right, Mazda Hundai? Just yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: you just asked me if I own a Honda. She
Speaker 1: works for the company. I said, you know you don't
Speaker 1: work for Honda, right, you know, like Hyundai would be
Speaker 1: piste off that you said Honda instead of Hyundai. Like
Speaker 1: that's must be the most annoying mistake you could make,
Speaker 1: especially when it's confusing to people because they're like they
Speaker 1: might hang up on her, they might lose. So she
Speaker 1: says to me, I'm sorry, Sorr, I've only worked her
Speaker 1: a few weeks. How many days does it take to remember?
Speaker 1: Remember you work for Hundai. It's on the sign. And
Speaker 1: by the way, it's not Hyundai. It's Hundad like Sunday,
Speaker 1: like Sunday Monday day. If you've ever pronounced Honday wrong,
Speaker 1: You're welcome, but it's Hunday. She asked me if I
Speaker 1: have a Mazda or Honda. I said, I don't have either.
Speaker 1: I have a Hyundai, which is the name of your establishment.
Speaker 1: Do you sell Honda's Oh no, we don't, sir, Sorry
Speaker 1: about that. Sorry about that. What the fuck? Wow? God,
Speaker 1: it reminds me the time I was in Barnes and Noble,
Speaker 1: Barnes and Noble, by the way, I Nobles. It's not
Speaker 1: Barns and Nobles. Barns and Noble, and they had some
Speaker 1: some I want to say it was high school college,
Speaker 1: you know around that. He says, attention, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: Barnes and Nobles will be closing in fifteen minutes. You
Speaker 1: work there, Get it right, you that's gotta be day one.
Speaker 1: You had day one employee training. They have to say.
Speaker 1: It's like when I worked, when I managed in the
Speaker 1: first thing. We talked people in Starbucks when I would
Speaker 1: train them. They told you it's in the manual that
Speaker 1: it's espresso. Don't say espresso, it's pronounced espresso. Would you
Speaker 1: work at It's singular, right, Barnes and Noble. You don't
Speaker 1: work at Walmart's. You don't work at j C. Penny's. Right,
Speaker 1: you work at j C. Penney? Right? You work at
Speaker 1: Nordstrom Work at Nordstrom's. You know. Didn't we do this
Speaker 1: in one of our earlier episodes where um, what was it?
Speaker 1: Was it a car dealer? It was a car dealership,
Speaker 1: wasn't it. Maybe we called about the Porsche Porsche Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And she's like, they tell you that right away, it's
Speaker 1: p I wonder if I called a BMW dealership. I
Speaker 1: wonder if they would if they could tell me what
Speaker 1: the words bm the letters BMW stand for. I know
Speaker 1: what they mean, so do I. Bavarian Motor Works, Bavarian
Speaker 1: Motor Works. I bet you a lot of employees don't
Speaker 1: know that. You know why the by the way, sponsor
Speaker 1: of our show is Mercedes. Do you know why there's
Speaker 1: a logo that has three sections in it because Mercedes, Uh,
Speaker 1: they wanted to be known for air, land and sea
Speaker 1: and that was their three three things that they Okay,
Speaker 1: we should call it BMW. This is what happens when
Speaker 1: you have no siblings. You learned stupid. She anyway, all right,
Speaker 1: So I when I got the letter phone, Oh, I
Speaker 1: have not ranted about my hotel experience. I went off
Speaker 1: at the front desk. Oh I did, yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: might have to save that, but didn't get unused jokes.
Speaker 1: Can I just read the free desserts? We got a
Speaker 1: couple of people at free desserts. Oh, and then we
Speaker 1: got mail time Oh my god, I got mail for
Speaker 1: you guys. All right, So okay, so here's what you
Speaker 1: tell me. I didn't rant. Oh okay, So speaking of rants,
Speaker 1: I know I still owe you the dry cleaner rant.
Speaker 1: I still owe you that. I still owe you now
Speaker 1: the hotel. Now listen. I went away to two places
Speaker 1: when I was away on vacation last week. I went
Speaker 1: to two different casinos. One I put on Instagram and
Speaker 1: I commented I was there. The other one piste me
Speaker 1: off so much. I didn't tweet about it. I didn't complain.
Speaker 1: I didn't put any pictures in the casino because f them.
Speaker 1: The one I did go to was great. I have nothing,
Speaker 1: but I had a great time. Uh Mount Dairy Casino
Speaker 1: in the Pocono Mountains, I had eight time. I played
Speaker 1: black Check. If you ever played black Check with with
Speaker 1: double back black chack, double black black jack, Yeah yeah
Speaker 1: you could. Yeah, Oh my god, it's so um you
Speaker 1: guys donna play black JACKNA play black check twenty one? Right,
Speaker 1: I've never seen it at a five dollar table. Oh,
Speaker 1: I love a five dollar table. All right, So I
Speaker 1: should I say this for the casino next week, I
Speaker 1: have to explain how double back Uh double back, double
Speaker 1: back back. So you know, if you get more than
Speaker 1: twenty one, you bust. Right, anything over twenty one you're
Speaker 1: at you lose this one. Though. They allow you to
Speaker 1: buy back a card. So if you go over twenty one,
Speaker 1: let's say you get a king, you're like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: at twenty six. Whatever your original bet was. Let's say
Speaker 1: ten dollars for that or whatever. The original bet was
Speaker 1: five dollars, ten dollars for that amount, not the ten dollars.
Speaker 1: Let's say you get a card back and its subtracts
Speaker 1: from your total. So if you have like a twenty
Speaker 1: six and you get a ten back, you're at sixteen.
Speaker 1: The deal is showing a four. That's pretty good. I
Speaker 1: like this. I've never heard of this before. Chair right,
Speaker 1: But then the dealer gets an advantage if he gets
Speaker 1: a twenty two or she gets it's a push, no
Speaker 1: matter what you have, right, they get twenty two, it's
Speaker 1: a push, so they get a benefit. You get a benefit. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've never seen that before. So Mount Airy Casino, that's
Speaker 1: that's Mount Very Lodge that's up the road. But this
Speaker 1: is a new casino time. It's actually the same thing.
Speaker 1: There were two different places there are my client. No,
Speaker 1: mount Airy Casino and Resort used to be mount Airy Lodge.
Speaker 1: That's the same place. No, it's different pricing. I looked
Speaker 1: it up. No, same place. No, mount Airy Lodge is not.
Speaker 1: The casino is attached to what is now the Mountain Air.
Speaker 1: It's called the mount Airy Casino Resort, and it used
Speaker 1: to be the Beautiful mount Beautiful Mountairy Lodge. All you
Speaker 1: have to bring is your everything. Yeah, that's the mount
Speaker 1: Airy Lodge. That's it. Um, it's the same place. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at a map and they're just renovated rooms. Man. Whatever. Well,
Speaker 1: I know because they were my client. You just did
Speaker 1: it for me. No, I didn't have to. I did say. Well,
Speaker 1: here's what I'll say. I went to mount Airy Lodge
Speaker 1: years ago. I ripped up my thumb skiing. It wasn't
Speaker 1: their fault, it was my fault. But that that's when
Speaker 1: I used to have heart shaped tubs like cheesy romantic.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful now really, Yeah, they used to have the
Speaker 1: champagne glass and I paid for my room. This is
Speaker 1: a sponsored thing to take. I used to take a
Speaker 1: bath in a champagne glass or a heart shaped tub.
Speaker 1: Shaped tubs that same place. Yeah, that's Mounts beautiful. Now,
Speaker 1: well they read it, and that's where I was driving
Speaker 1: home from in the blizzard. I was posting pictures from Buttsville.
Speaker 1: I was driving home from there. The other place. Not
Speaker 1: gonna I don't even give in the dignity of telling
Speaker 1: you who this other places, but they I'll tell you
Speaker 1: in the next episode. They tried to pull shoot with
Speaker 1: me at the front desk. Here's what I'll give you
Speaker 1: a little tease. I said, how would you know? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I like that. Just reminded, how would you know? Were
Speaker 1: you there? No, you weren't, I said to him, you
Speaker 1: got some stacks of jokes there. Yeah, I also got
Speaker 1: free desserts. Have to read those next with you, all right,
Speaker 1: this one was your favorite. I'm gonna save that one.
Speaker 1: So Elvis was talking about Danielle was talking about how
Speaker 1: they're having sex on the In case this is your
Speaker 1: first episode. First of all, shame on you. You should
Speaker 1: listen for episodes zero. Hold on, we got a new jingle,
Speaker 1: wld on, what do we say? Listen in order? Right? Yes,
Speaker 1: I got a jingle we do? Is it the election one? No?
Speaker 1: It actually says listen in order, listen to order. Jingle,
Speaker 1: Yeah you don't say it, I don't see it. Is
Speaker 1: it on our page? If not find it now, I'll
Speaker 1: let me do the jokes. You find a control effort. Okay,
Speaker 1: well just call listen to order, listen to order, but
Speaker 1: I need you to pull it up. I'm gonna pull
Speaker 1: it up, all right. I gotta set up the table
Speaker 1: for those who this is their first episode listening. So
Speaker 1: one of the jokes that we write that Brody mainly
Speaker 1: writes for Elvis on the Big Show. Everyone on the
Speaker 1: show on the show, and they we kicked them to
Speaker 1: Elvis if they don't get used on the Big Show.
Speaker 1: These punch lines here and I look at each other
Speaker 1: and go to podcast and now we read them right
Speaker 1: here on this part and then not all classics. But
Speaker 1: this is what didn't get used. So Danielle did a
Speaker 1: story about on American Idol, the cast is having sex
Speaker 1: like crazy. So the joke I wrote, and I'm not
Speaker 1: sure about the wording if I loved it, but the
Speaker 1: joke was on the voice. They turned their chairs around
Speaker 1: on American Idol, they turned their seats around, you know,
Speaker 1: meaning the seat of their pants. Well, they turned their
Speaker 1: ass around. I wrote, both he didn't want to do it, Okay.
Speaker 1: Um we did a story. A guy called and said
Speaker 1: he was at the Vatican and he desperately, desperately had
Speaker 1: had diarrhea. He couldn't find a bathroom. So my joke was, oh,
Speaker 1: he had too, pope really badly. That's hysterical. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: the pope emoji that he didn't do it. Um, we
Speaker 1: were talking about, h what's a safe place to keep
Speaker 1: money in your house? Where do you hide your money?
Speaker 1: So I said, help us keeps his money in his
Speaker 1: other house. Wait on that note that same you know
Speaker 1: when somebody somebody said that they keep their money in
Speaker 1: their tampon box, because nobody ever looked jokes and I
Speaker 1: my joke for that was that's blood money, that's blood.
Speaker 1: He didn't do it, and I and I he did
Speaker 1: use my joke on that, which was, oh that that
Speaker 1: gives you meaning to the term cash flows that joke.
Speaker 1: But you have anyone that he didn't use from that,
Speaker 1: I think I did. Hold on. I think I had
Speaker 1: one more we didn't want to do after the car
Speaker 1: I oh, I said, you can only find your money
Speaker 1: once a month, Oh, tamp on money. I said, she
Speaker 1: only uses it when she's in the red. Wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't do my blood money joke. Come on, it's
Speaker 1: a freaking I know it's a little it's a little
Speaker 1: off color. Yeah, okay. Uh so uh in the news,
Speaker 1: we did we did a story that Snapchat the stock
Speaker 1: dropped and I said, yeah, but the I said, their
Speaker 1: value disappears every twenty four hours. You didn't do it. Um, oh,
Speaker 1: we're giving we were giving away trips to uh the
Speaker 1: Dysfunctional Family vacation. And uh, not only are we we
Speaker 1: give away trips to Miami. Were staying in a beautiful
Speaker 1: hotel in Miami on our Dysfunctional Family vacation. Where we
Speaker 1: standing You remember, we're staying at the beautiful Nobu eating
Speaker 1: yet eating rock. Oh my god, right there in mid
Speaker 1: beat and there's a Nobu there right on Collins Avenue.
Speaker 1: There's no premises. I don't usually eat sushi, you know that.
Speaker 1: I like, Oh my god, paces I've been there. I
Speaker 1: stayed there and they we did the whole thing. I
Speaker 1: can't wait anyway, beautiful, So see cost our vacation. Last year,
Speaker 1: we had these steamers in the room at Unico in Mexico,
Speaker 1: which is owned by the same company Sunbeams No stop,
Speaker 1: but the hotel is owned by the same company. Over there,
Speaker 1: we're going beating Rock and Nico right all right? In
Speaker 1: our rooms were these steamers by Sunbeam that we fell
Speaker 1: in love with. They were the best steamers we've ever used.
Speaker 1: Froggy was raving about it, and we sold them out
Speaker 1: on Amazon. This year, everyone who goes is getting a steamer.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, who makes those? Froggy goes Sunbeam.
Speaker 1: I said, you know where the steamers are made, Cleveland.
Speaker 1: They're Cleveland Steamers. If you don't know what it means
Speaker 1: urban diction, they don't want to do. Go to Urban Dictionary.
Speaker 1: You don't want to know what that. Danielle was saying.
Speaker 1: In order to get rid of her accent, she had
Speaker 1: used to have to put it. She went to a
Speaker 1: voice class. They made her put a pencil in her
Speaker 1: mouth and so my joke, so Froggy says, I, I
Speaker 1: had to get rid of my accent. So based on
Speaker 1: the pencil joke, I said, Oh, my joke was, Froggy,
Speaker 1: You've had a number two in your mouth, number two pencil.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. We were talking about
Speaker 1: how uh Malala usefs I who's gonna be on David
Speaker 1: Letterman's third episode of My Guest needs no introduction. This
Speaker 1: guest needs his instruction. If you don't know who Malala as,
Speaker 1: you should. She's an amazing role model for women and whatever.
Speaker 1: And so she's going to Oxford. So Elvis said, Oxford.
Speaker 1: I can't even buy Oxford choose, and so my joke was,
Speaker 1: I'm so dumb, I can't even use an Oxford comma.
Speaker 1: He didn't get to that one. Um, this one was
Speaker 1: a two jokes. He used one and he didn't use
Speaker 1: the other. We're talking about someone who has an obsession
Speaker 1: with buying Santa Clauses and they said their house is
Speaker 1: completely filled with Anna's. The joke he used was, I said, oh,
Speaker 1: you go to that house, you get claus trophobic again. Brilliant.
Speaker 1: And now here's when he didn't use, I go it
Speaker 1: was her whole home, Sweet Home. Didn't get to that one. Oh,
Speaker 1: and there's the favorite joke I wrote before you do that,
Speaker 1: I have one that's not as good. And if I
Speaker 1: have the favorite joke that I wrote that you liked,
Speaker 1: we didn't get to leave on a high because mine.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't do comedy the way you do.
Speaker 1: And I want to talk about Richard Pryor's kid. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so get we're talking about games on the wheel.
Speaker 1: Greg t spends a wheel of games every morning and
Speaker 1: we play a fun game and he usually has like
Speaker 1: four or five choices. So spaghetti Jeopardy, it's in the tush,
Speaker 1: gargle that artist toilet tunes. And people were like, well,
Speaker 1: I want to combine two games and play spaghetti Tunes.
Speaker 1: And someone else said, oh, I want to play toilet jeopardy,
Speaker 1: you know, combining two games. And I said, why don't
Speaker 1: we play gargle that tush? Yeah, but he didn't do
Speaker 1: it because he fun new jingle. Yes, hold on all right.
Speaker 1: So we were talking about Marshmallow. Marshmallow the DJ this
Speaker 1: is my favorite joke of the week and what we
Speaker 1: what were saying? Oh, we were saying about it. He
Speaker 1: drinks to a straw and he Elvis is gonna go
Speaker 1: to dinner with him, and he's like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I have time to go to
Speaker 1: dinner with Marshmallow. I'm looking forward to it. I saw
Speaker 1: my joke was uh uh, you know where you go
Speaker 1: to dinner with Marshmallow. I said two things, two jokes.
Speaker 1: He always wants more to eat, and I said, I
Speaker 1: heard he has a bit of attitude. He has a
Speaker 1: stick up his ass because he roast marshmallows on a stick.
Speaker 1: So he looked at it and he gave your dirty look.
Speaker 1: You don't want to do it? Come, Marshmallow has a
Speaker 1: stick up his as, right. And if you don't know
Speaker 1: who Marshmallow is, he's a famous E d M dj R.
Speaker 1: Oh you wanted to talk about Alexa and the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, we're mentioning the A word. We can't because
Speaker 1: it might be stopping our podcast right now. No, you
Speaker 1: couldn't be. And here's why you couldn't be. I have
Speaker 1: an Alexa at home, right okay. I have my uh
Speaker 1: Google Home in one room and Alexa in the other.
Speaker 1: And I got my home pod, my Apple home Pod
Speaker 1: in in a room. All right. I know you going.
Speaker 1: If you're going, If you go to Google Home, you
Speaker 1: say Google Home play the Brooklyn Boys podcast and I
Speaker 1: heart radio now playing the next episode right book, No problem?
Speaker 1: Hey HomePod, which I just got last Saturday. By the way,
Speaker 1: fabulous piece of equipment. Beautiful Hey, Home Poto, Hey Siri,
Speaker 1: play the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Now you may have said
Speaker 1: somebody's fun ship and it says, and now playing the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast on Apple iTunes. All right, So if
Speaker 1: you ask, if you ask Alexa, when I go to
Speaker 1: my house or my mom's house, and I went, oh,
Speaker 1: let's listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Hey, Alexa, play
Speaker 1: the Brooken Boys podcast on I Heart Radio. So they
Speaker 1: won't play it. So here's what happened. Play it. This
Speaker 1: is the audio of me trying to get the Alexa.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. That's the whole thing. Play the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: podcast on radio, Getting Your Brooklyn Boys from Heart Radio. Alexa,
Speaker 1: play Brooklyn Boys podcast on iHeart Radio, Getting your Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys stations from iHeart Radio. Alexa, play the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: podcast show on I Heart Radio. I tried something else,
Speaker 1: mm hmm, I got nothing. Nope, Yeah, I've done the
Speaker 1: same thing by the Alexa, play my the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: podcast on iHeart Radio, app getting your Brooklyn Boys stations
Speaker 1: from iHeart Radio, and she steps playing on DJ two
Speaker 1: d j's called the Brooklyn Boys who up the dance music?
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait fixed. We worked for play and acquired
Speaker 1: Taste podcast on iHeart Radio, getting the latest episode of
Speaker 1: the Acquired Taste. Here it is from my heart Radio.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is going to completely throw you.
Speaker 1: That you understand you throw me Alexis Alexa playing Walker's
Speaker 1: and Talker's pocket It played heart Radio play the Walkers
Speaker 1: and Talkers podcast. Yeah, that's getting relatest episode of Walkers
Speaker 1: and Talkers. Here it is from my heart radio. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: There it is Alexa play the latest episode of the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast on my heart radio. M hmm, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got do, Alexa, I hate you. You can always
Speaker 1: send feedbacks through the Helping Feedback Sex the Alexia app. Okay. I,
Speaker 1: by the way, Bertie, what you just did? I sat
Speaker 1: there for about forty five minutes giving her all kinds
Speaker 1: of commands, trying to maybe the phrasing y maybe she
Speaker 1: didn't detect my Brooklyn accent. Stupid freaking piece of can
Speaker 1: we find we got we got? We work for this? Okay?
Speaker 1: So I went up to the right now. I went
Speaker 1: up to twenty one whether the cloud City where all
Speaker 1: the digital team Cloud City, where they have like they
Speaker 1: have a kitchen with free we gotta go up there.
Speaker 1: They have free snacks. They have a kitchen with food.
Speaker 1: Have a chef come up there? Oh my god. So
Speaker 1: I go up there and I say, hey, I can't
Speaker 1: get They go, really, we haven't noticed that problem. You
Speaker 1: know why you're not listening to my podcast. So they
Speaker 1: so they try it, and they go, oh, we gotta
Speaker 1: let the people over at Amazon. No. So today's date
Speaker 1: is the seventh Mar seven. I'll let you know when
Speaker 1: they fix it. If you can get that to work
Speaker 1: on yours, let me know. Yeah. Um oh I think
Speaker 1: it's mail to hold on. So I'm sorry. So who
Speaker 1: have I? Who have I said this to? Um? Stacy
Speaker 1: and the rolving door? Yeah? What was the woman's name
Speaker 1: at CVS? Fuck you Agnes? Fuck you Stacy? Fuck you Alexa? What? How? Okay,
Speaker 1: now you're gonna you're gonna tell people to listen to
Speaker 1: order or what? Oh? Is it fixed? Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it next week. Yeah, so listen to
Speaker 1: order is what I'm saying. Week Um uh, some male
Speaker 1: and I still want to hear about Richard Pryor and
Speaker 1: I got an event this weekend and then we gotta
Speaker 1: get out. Here's what I'll say when you are a
Speaker 1: comic getting booed like that, Not that it's ever happened
Speaker 1: to me, although I did. I did perform once in
Speaker 1: a place that had chicken wire, got in front of
Speaker 1: the stage and people threw ship at us. I've had
Speaker 1: food and forks thrown at me and the comedy group
Speaker 1: I was in because it was chicken wire. It was
Speaker 1: there for like if they had musical acts. Anyway, when
Speaker 1: people bull you like that, you don't attack the audience.
Speaker 1: The first mistake he made was saying, hey, show some respect. Listen,
Speaker 1: your father was Richard Prior. That's great. You don't get
Speaker 1: respect because you followed Richard Prior. Right, you're on that stage.
Speaker 1: Earn your damn respect. The funny, that's what I was
Speaker 1: Number one of comedy. Be funny. Second of all, if
Speaker 1: who had muddled through powered through that and won them
Speaker 1: back over, they'd love you forever. Absolutely. Here's what you
Speaker 1: can do. He made a base running era. You can
Speaker 1: either get better and pull out your a material and
Speaker 1: win them back, or you can insult them like like
Speaker 1: like Heckler's and and and and uh and riff on them.
Speaker 1: That's so funny, you win them back. Give you an
Speaker 1: example of this. You can find it on YouTube. I
Speaker 1: was there live. It was the greatest thing I've ever
Speaker 1: seen in comedy. There's a comedy a comic named Bill Barr.
Speaker 1: Bu r r Okay, Oh this is a famous clip.
Speaker 1: I love this was there. You were there, I was there.
Speaker 1: It was it was at UH. It was in um.
Speaker 1: What's the nut? It's the UH the Bank Arts Center
Speaker 1: in South Jersey for further south, the one in in
Speaker 1: UM Camden, the Camden Arena, And it was it was
Speaker 1: an opiate anthony show. The two guys used to have
Speaker 1: a radio show on satellite and I went. It was
Speaker 1: their comedy tour. And Bill Barr made a joke about
Speaker 1: George Form and maybe who's a Philadelphia boxer or George Frasier,
Speaker 1: whoever would from Philly, And you don't you don't insult
Speaker 1: Joe Frasier. You don't insult Philadelphia athletes and and and Camden,
Speaker 1: New Jersey is right across the water from Philly. It's
Speaker 1: a Philly audience. Well, they booed him and he's like,
Speaker 1: are you fucking kidding me? Philly? And he went off
Speaker 1: on Philly. He's like, oh you God's fucking rocky statue
Speaker 1: in the steps. Nobody gives a shape. I'm I love Philly.
Speaker 1: He went off on Philly for like twenty minutes, insulting
Speaker 1: their football team, insulting their cheese steaks, their city, and
Speaker 1: just putting them down, and it just nailing them. And
Speaker 1: the more vicious he got and creative and clever, the
Speaker 1: audience started cheering for him and going crazy that he
Speaker 1: was dumping on them so hard that he stood up
Speaker 1: to them and said, you're not gonna get me off
Speaker 1: this stage. I've been doing this too long. You gotta
Speaker 1: take a joke. I was. It was no big deal
Speaker 1: what I said, and he rapped that he won them back.
Speaker 1: I have not found a clip of the whole thing
Speaker 1: in a row because people didn't have This was like
Speaker 1: years ago. It wasn't like you can film forever now.
Speaker 1: So people film like the first four minutes, and someone
Speaker 1: else filmed like once they realized what was happening, they
Speaker 1: filmed like the middle part. Then it's a section of
Speaker 1: like overlapping the middle in the end. But if you
Speaker 1: watch the whole thing, that's what the kids should have done.
Speaker 1: But he wasn't good enough to do it was not
Speaker 1: so you gotta either. You gotta win him over somehow,
Speaker 1: Bill bo that sounds like welcome. You've got mail from
Speaker 1: Felicia Pico writing to us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com and you can't too. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: want to say, you have me dying every time I
Speaker 1: turn you on insert laugh chuckle here. As soon as
Speaker 1: I finished an episode, I can't wait for another. One.
Speaker 1: Absolute favorite is listening to the brody ranting free desserts
Speaker 1: and scary laughing it up. Uh, scary room. Was that
Speaker 1: product you're endorsing? Not cool she's doing. She's writing the
Speaker 1: sound effects in her email. I love this. I hate
Speaker 1: to do this to you, but brody and scary okay.
Speaker 1: I love being entertained by a couple of Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 1: Makes me feel like home. My mom is from Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: herself grew up in benson Hurst with not the best grammar.
Speaker 1: I hope I made you boys proud. Keep up the
Speaker 1: great work I know you will. Hashtag w TF, best
Speaker 1: of luck. Felicia Pico, living in Connecticut ps for the fans.
Speaker 1: Her mother grew up in benson Hurst. She grew up
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn and her family her family did anyway, well,
Speaker 1: I knew a Pico family. I wonder if she's fans name,
Speaker 1: I vote for the slices. So she wants to remember
Speaker 1: the fan army, we need a name. She said her
Speaker 1: mother was from Brooklyn. Her father, she said she grew
Speaker 1: up in Brooklyn, so her parents must have been living.
Speaker 1: So I I used to work with a guy named
Speaker 1: my mom being from Brooklyn herself and growing up with
Speaker 1: not the best grammar, I hope I made you guys
Speaker 1: from father's not from Brooklyn. But I wonder if her
Speaker 1: mother is related to the guy used to work with
Speaker 1: Joe Pico. Maybe so if you know Joe Pico, let
Speaker 1: me know. All right, we worked to chuck e cheese
Speaker 1: together back in the day. Alright, Well, Matthew Johnson wrote
Speaker 1: to us, Yo, guys, what up? First time emailing you guys.
Speaker 1: I've been an avid listener since day zero? Holds one
Speaker 1: finger on nice, Shut up Brody. If there's an episode zero,
Speaker 1: then I can say since day zero, that's sight of
Speaker 1: since day one. Absolutely right? You know what He's right
Speaker 1: zero that I like that anyway, I just can't say
Speaker 1: one years old. I got an idea of regarding the
Speaker 1: way you guys try to say your names. First, What
Speaker 1: if you you whomever says the names says the other
Speaker 1: person's name first. That way, it's kind of like a tie.
Speaker 1: You both win, or both say your names first, but
Speaker 1: at the same time as each other. Thanks for listening
Speaker 1: to see that sucks you see come on, man, I'm
Speaker 1: just playing by that. That's why it's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: I'm playing by the rules and you're not. Anyway, he
Speaker 1: continues to write, thank you for listening to my awful idea.
Speaker 1: You guys have become my favorite I heart radio podcast. Well,
Speaker 1: don't tell that Alexa, she won't play it. The two
Speaker 1: Brooklyn DJ you know what and iTunes when you search
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, it's still doing it. The Bowery Boys comes
Speaker 1: up first. Come on us a B and the Bowery
Speaker 1: isn't even in Brooklyn. Hey, we need you to leave. Please.
Speaker 1: If you love our podcast, please leave positive reviews of
Speaker 1: our show on iTunes. Also, unless people are listening ten
Speaker 1: times to every episode, we're getting episodes listen to more
Speaker 1: than I have Twitter followers. So if you listen to
Speaker 1: this and you don't follow me on Twitter, I'd really
Speaker 1: appreciate if you did. David, If you if you follow
Speaker 1: David Brodie but you don't follow me. I'm kind of
Speaker 1: but heard about that. Follow out Scary Jones too. While
Speaker 1: you're at it, you can. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: mean to follow. I'd rather hear follow on Instagram actually,
Speaker 1: to be quite honest and Scary, I have to give
Speaker 1: you credit. What's that You've been much better getting back
Speaker 1: to people lately, especially when related to the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: You noticed that You've been very good. I've been trying
Speaker 1: so hard to get in there, but it's been true things.
Speaker 1: I had a lot of downtime when we were on vacations,
Speaker 1: so I was actually trying to go back and answer
Speaker 1: some people. I'm trying to get back to you all Twitter.
Speaker 1: I do notice and recognize all of you out there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Brody somehow sticks with Twitter and he's on more than
Speaker 1: I am. I don't go to clubs. I just sit
Speaker 1: home and tweet people back. But I continuing on. Matthew writes, Um,
Speaker 1: you guys have become my favorite heart radio podcast. Um,
Speaker 1: and I think Scary has the perfect type of personality
Speaker 1: of pair with Brody for this kind of of show,
Speaker 1: as many would probably just end up getting mad. You guys, Mesh, Well,
Speaker 1: keep up the good podcasting. Love you guys. No, thank
Speaker 1: you Matthew for noticing that I could put up with
Speaker 1: Brodie's BS. Well. I think what he meant was I
Speaker 1: could put up with your lack of knowledge of things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Free dessert from Michael Whitney. I'll send that
Speaker 1: one to your Brodie is a long one. So and
Speaker 1: Mark Jarrow wanted to to comment on the episode twenty
Speaker 1: one TV issue. Hey guys, Catching Up truly the best
Speaker 1: podcast out there. You do need Michael Rappaport on the show.
Speaker 1: By the way, Oh, he wrote, Michael Report. Oh, they
Speaker 1: corrected auto corrected to rapport Michael Report. Michael, It's Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 1: Thank you for scary. You brought your TV that broke
Speaker 1: with an Amex. Oh remember that I was talking about
Speaker 1: the TV that broken well, that has an automatic warranty
Speaker 1: program that doubles the warranty on almost anything you buy.
Speaker 1: Read the frying fine print and call their customer service
Speaker 1: at Amex. You will get it repaired. A new TV
Speaker 1: to boot hashtag free to dessert Where is mine? That's
Speaker 1: Mark Jarro from Boca Raton Nice. By the way, I'm
Speaker 1: loving that and I'm gonna read them next week. How
Speaker 1: many people, how many people who listen to this podcast
Speaker 1: have been getting free dessert because of this podcast. However,
Speaker 1: I said it last week. I think when we when
Speaker 1: we slip up, they're asking us for free dessert like crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh you guys didn't record the day you said you're
Speaker 1: gonna quote one free dessert. It doesn't work on us.
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, we're immune to our own like snakes
Speaker 1: can't poison themselves. True, So you should talk about your
Speaker 1: computer real quick and then we'll get out of here. No,
Speaker 1: I think we should do that next week. So I
Speaker 1: have three tea. I went to a computer. I I
Speaker 1: went to buy a new iMac at the Apple store. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it straight out. And I spent
Speaker 1: hit a ton of money on this and it was
Speaker 1: it was actually not more than I wanted to spend.
Speaker 1: Could have gotten a PC for a third but anyway, whatever,
Speaker 1: you paid full price, and that's the problem. We'll talk.
Speaker 1: And I had a very interesting opportunity to get a
Speaker 1: discount when Brody's gonna have a solution next time, and
Speaker 1: you also have a couple of ranch you're gonna tease
Speaker 1: next time as well. Oh, I got let's tell you
Speaker 1: what's going on. I tell you about We still have
Speaker 1: talked about the scary handicap in sports. We talk about
Speaker 1: them calling me Dumbo and me taping my ears back.
Speaker 1: That's next week. I want to talk about when you
Speaker 1: see a sign that says delayed green. I got a
Speaker 1: problem with that. Problem with that. I gotta talk about
Speaker 1: the hotel motel we're talking about that. Um ship man?
Speaker 1: Would you the dry cleaners? Oh? Hall, my internet service provider?
Speaker 1: Oh that I s p oh. I gave them some
Speaker 1: ship and the place to be. I had a problem
Speaker 1: with them. Oh, our medical benefits. There's a company that
Speaker 1: that handled the medical claims. Endless hold on uh. Their
Speaker 1: phone system. When you call it, it tells you stuff.
Speaker 1: They're freaking lying, and I'm gonna talk about it. I
Speaker 1: got a lot. Oh, I got an update on my
Speaker 1: car radio? Does you connect bastards? An update with them?
Speaker 1: Look at us? I got a folder on my phone.
Speaker 1: Look it's going as it happens. Um. I will like,
Speaker 1: on a more serious note, if anybody's listening to this
Speaker 1: podcast and wants to join us. UM, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: doing an awesome event for charity this weekend. It's called
Speaker 1: d up on cancer, d up on cancer. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's a charity basketball game. It's going on. What are
Speaker 1: you doing? I Am going to be a celebrity coach.
Speaker 1: Use both terms very loosely, celebrity and coach because I
Speaker 1: know very little about basketball. So Paul Pierced, the famous
Speaker 1: basketball player Celtics and Nets. Mostly he is having a
Speaker 1: team called Team Paul Piers And then I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: assistant coaching his team. And then Alan Iverson the famous
Speaker 1: Philadelphia seventies. Right. Uh, he has a team and people
Speaker 1: are gonna be showing up. We just added Fetty Wap.
Speaker 1: Fetty Wap is gonna be there. Flow Right is coming out,
Speaker 1: Uh Little John, Uh, the UFC S, Chris Wideman is
Speaker 1: going to be there. Thenny from the Jersey Shore, a
Speaker 1: bunch of other people. They Um, there's talk that Drake
Speaker 1: and Diddy might show the Only reason why I say
Speaker 1: this in I T S is because last time the
Speaker 1: people shut up unannounced, we did it at the Garden,
Speaker 1: and then we did this event in Vegas and Chris
Speaker 1: Brown showed up. So you just never know who's gonna
Speaker 1: stop by. So all these people I want you to
Speaker 1: go to this website. Uh, it's it's actually Long island
Speaker 1: Nets dot Com is not getting paid for this. I'm
Speaker 1: not getting paid. No charity. It's a charity event Long
Speaker 1: island nets dot com slash d up on cancer. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can buy your tickets there if you're gonna be
Speaker 1: around the Long Island Nets, which is a minor league team.
Speaker 1: They play at three o'clock and then at six o'clock.
Speaker 1: Seven o'clock is then we're gonna start with our game
Speaker 1: and then they could do a skills competition after that.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be hanging out on the court. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be doing much of anything. I might not
Speaker 1: even grab a microphone. But I'm just gonna be there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have fun with everybody. We're just gonna be chilling.
Speaker 1: Buy some tickets to like twenty bucks and go to
Speaker 1: Long island nets dot com if you can join us
Speaker 1: for that event. It's a great cause and all the
Speaker 1: proceeds go to charity. I don't want to. I do
Speaker 1: want to bring up two things we're talking about. Sponsors.
Speaker 1: We're talking about in the past we said, hey, you
Speaker 1: could sponsor this podcast, which I want to point out
Speaker 1: again as of this last month, one of the most
Speaker 1: listened to podcasts in my heart radio, in our company,
Speaker 1: in our heart media. Nobody has stepped up and said,
Speaker 1: I'll sponsor it for some pizza. I'll bring you guys
Speaker 1: food right forward would have gotten you, well, guess what
Speaker 1: your window is closing? Because we sat down with the
Speaker 1: sales team, Yes, we did, and one of the things
Speaker 1: we talked about his home improvement. I need some home
Speaker 1: improving in my place. So we are reaching out now
Speaker 1: to people who do red do kitchen cabinets. There might
Speaker 1: be a men's men's clothes. I'm getting driveway refinishers. We're
Speaker 1: reaching out to it and might sponsor it because I
Speaker 1: need my driveway redone. Uh you know so uh, bathroom remodeling.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the windows, clothes and if we get companies,
Speaker 1: so you got a shot. Uh, And we have a
Speaker 1: men's clothing that I see these commercials and I always
Speaker 1: go I like that idea. I like it a lot.
Speaker 1: What I'm not saying who it is till they started
Speaker 1: by the store in the mall and I walked in
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I could see myself and they were like,
Speaker 1: what do you think about having these guys like yes, absolutely, hello,
Speaker 1: so we may have our first sponsors. So when we
Speaker 1: talked about getting in the ground floor on the cheap,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I'm not saying we do my driveway.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the Bagel Boys of Monroe, though, who
Speaker 1: slipped into my d M s over the weekend and
Speaker 1: said that they want to sponsor the podcast. So we'll talk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll talk. By the way, they brought up a hell
Speaker 1: of a spread the last time we left the Bagel
Speaker 1: But but I don't know what we'd be right. We
Speaker 1: don't want to just take your money. We wanted to
Speaker 1: be right for all parties in right. But if they
Speaker 1: want to come up with a bagel spread for us
Speaker 1: on a Thursday or Friday, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: it will take the free food because, after all, you
Speaker 1: know you're from. Come on, I wanted to make sure
Speaker 1: you're ready. Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Brooklyn Boys, Brooks