WEBVTT - #30: Alexa Hates Our Podcast

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<v Speaker 1>Start us, not up Brooklyn Boy start up Brooklyn Boys.

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<v Speaker 1>Data they make a noise data up episode thirty. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>our thirty first episode, but episode thirty correct and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and a lot of people have been catching onto that too,

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<v Speaker 1>because we have some people who are the fan of

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<v Speaker 1>the zeros. We have some zeros out there are our heroes.

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<v Speaker 1>That means if you're Everen listening to episode zero, then

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<v Speaker 1>you definitely are you're a fan of my book because

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<v Speaker 1>you actually heated our our call. Yeah. I sent out

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<v Speaker 1>a tweet this uh this week that said, because I

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<v Speaker 1>look at the stats right of our listenership and by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, episode nine, holy crap, the episode before this

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<v Speaker 1>is already a third most listened to episode, Get out

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<v Speaker 1>of here. It's through the roof part of it. I

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<v Speaker 1>think is because we were on vacation last week on

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning show. But Annie at a bell uh with

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<v Speaker 1>three a's a bella with three a's love Annie Um,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, if your listenership episode twenty nine is high,

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<v Speaker 1>you can blame it on me. Seriously, your best episode yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Hashtag how do Europeans live in Europe? I want an

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<v Speaker 1>onlood station, Denny's grant Slam smothered and covered. Swiss missed

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing. Um, So I tweeted that episodes zero,

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<v Speaker 1>one and twenty we're lower than our other episodes. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>if you zero and one of origin episodes, you need

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to those. It's like, right and then our

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<v Speaker 1>roots right now. Twenty was a great episode. We had

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Gatto on from Impressional Jokers. Dude, those numbers will

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<v Speaker 1>never ever get up there there, hold on. The Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Gatto episode is now only a little bit behind the

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<v Speaker 1>other episodes. It's really picked up since we've been talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it. However, at Michelle Belle, she said, Michelle bell

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<v Speaker 1>she said, you asked about Ghatto episode. I didn't listen

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<v Speaker 1>because I enjoyed the organic conversation between you and Scary.

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<v Speaker 1>In my opinion, you don't need guests except for our

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<v Speaker 1>moms for the moms, okay, which, by the way, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to call my mom in a second. Seriously, my

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<v Speaker 1>mom is like when am I coming on again? But

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing about the Joke Gatto episode. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>an interview, it's him hanging out with hanging with us, right,

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<v Speaker 1>which is what I told I told Michelle Bell, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not an interview hanging with the boy. Not that

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<v Speaker 1>the semester Mena Scalco or Fat Jew episodes weren't great,

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<v Speaker 1>But even even Fat Jew could be in the classification

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<v Speaker 1>of the Joe Gatto. He's just kind of hanging with

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<v Speaker 1>us and I'm talking to him. Yeah, so don't think

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<v Speaker 1>like we're like so tell us about your new book.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like that, you know us, We're not those people.

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<v Speaker 1>And even Jackie the joke Man the Bonus episode that

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<v Speaker 1>was an interview, that was an interview. What differentiated that

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<v Speaker 1>from the others. Okay, fat Ju, we talked to him

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<v Speaker 1>about his book for about two minutes. The rest was

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<v Speaker 1>like bullshitting about Madonna, and we really didn't. We were

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of bullshitting with him. Jackie was more like

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<v Speaker 1>asking him questions, fascinating talk about his new book, about

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<v Speaker 1>how it's there and the whole thing. I do think

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<v Speaker 1>that if we ever get Michael rappaport On, I do

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<v Speaker 1>believe that we will um he'll be more of a

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<v Speaker 1>hang now he's he's had he's had a rough two weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>not not rough in his world. Was not a good

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<v Speaker 1>time to hit him up for that. He was working

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<v Speaker 1>for Barstool Sports, which is a huge up and coming

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<v Speaker 1>sports uh podcasting all stuff from there, so apparently entertaining

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<v Speaker 1>my brain candy. He ranted about something about the listeners

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<v Speaker 1>of Barstool Radio and then they said, hey, man, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>you work for us, don't make fun of listeners. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>rippor listeners. He's like, so then he ripped on them

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<v Speaker 1>and then they put him that's what he does though, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he just goes off. Yeah, he's got no filter. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. He went off this week again. We love

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<v Speaker 1>Michael rappaport Um. He went off on I don't I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care about your politics. I'm just saying. He went

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<v Speaker 1>off on on Jared Kushner but losing his top secret

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<v Speaker 1>clearance regardless of what it had to undo politics. He

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<v Speaker 1>was talking to about Shabbat dinner in brisket and it

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<v Speaker 1>was hilarious. But then he went off on little Little Zannex,

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<v Speaker 1>the rapper Little Zannex, he's an up and coming guy

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<v Speaker 1>from Ohio, I think. Anyway, Little Zanex had some unkind

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<v Speaker 1>words about Tupac and rappaport is a funny I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>is a is a big fan of Tupac. So he

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<v Speaker 1>went off on little zanex. Uh, you don't have to.

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<v Speaker 1>They have to give him his zannex. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was gonna I thought he was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>pass out right there. Anyway, do you think I'm bad Rappaport,

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<v Speaker 1>It's gott he's but I do think that how would

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<v Speaker 1>he How do you think he would fare with us? Well? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>They would do well anyway. So zero, one and twenty

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and listen to them. So our zeros are heroes.

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<v Speaker 1>You hear that zeros are our heroes, meaning if you're

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<v Speaker 1>a fan of the zero, then you're my hero because

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to listen to episode zero and that

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<v Speaker 1>might actually get you to listen to them in order. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I changed the titles on UM on episode zero so

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<v Speaker 1>it would seem more appealing. Same episode, just different title,

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<v Speaker 1>which we've noticed, dude, the one that you said was

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<v Speaker 1>come in here comes Sam the Boys podcast. Sam made it.

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<v Speaker 1>I made it. Uh, So you guys aren't going to

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<v Speaker 1>invite me back again because I actually need to take

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<v Speaker 1>over pro tools from for higher up reasons for like

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes, like pro tools like acting the podcast where

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<v Speaker 1>your podcast is being recorded right now, you have to stop.

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<v Speaker 1>So the device that we're on right now, which is

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<v Speaker 1>recording us our voices. So I'll tell you what, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll just make a really bad edit to show that

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<v Speaker 1>you you've taken all of the question before you before

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<v Speaker 1>you do that. Um, yesterday, when you were recording an

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<v Speaker 1>Acquired Taste podcast, did we run in your studio and

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<v Speaker 1>tell you we needed your pro tools? Did you get

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<v Speaker 1>an email from Bob Pittman to do so? You mean

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<v Speaker 1>the head of our company? Yeah, exactly, Mr Pittman from

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<v Speaker 1>sponsors we don't have yet. Wow, that was That was

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<v Speaker 1>an actual acknowledgment of an edit that we did, because, um,

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<v Speaker 1>when Bob Pittman balls and says he needs control of

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<v Speaker 1>the computer, he's the boss. We listen. Bob him is

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<v Speaker 1>the CEO of our company. By the way, so he's

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<v Speaker 1>also like three of the titles. He got a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, uh he is uh yeah, I mean so

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<v Speaker 1>that that is something that was beyond our control. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, you didn't even notice. No, we're back,

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<v Speaker 1>We're back. We just spent what fifteen minutes, twenty minutes, no,

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes longer. That means it sucked the first five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to call my mother because on the on

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<v Speaker 1>the Big Show today, we're talking about how if you

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<v Speaker 1>were broken on the balls of your ass. Remember I

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<v Speaker 1>said if I was on the balls of my hands

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<v Speaker 1>and Als had to look it up because he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think that was a real expression, but it really is.

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<v Speaker 1>And also used luck down down down on the financially

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<v Speaker 1>on your luck. Yeah. So yeah, So so I was

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<v Speaker 1>doing with my mom. I can I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I can well allow me to call my mom. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>call my mommy, because if I say no to your mom,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll say no to my mom, and my momssed. So

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<v Speaker 1>the question the question up, you know, because the article

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<v Speaker 1>said when you're a lot of people and their parents

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<v Speaker 1>they don't they don't like it when their kids come

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<v Speaker 1>back after they've been gone a few years. And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you kiddingly, my mom would be elated to take me back,

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<v Speaker 1>and nobody believed it. My mom would take me back

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<v Speaker 1>and I both moved out exactly. But the article, the

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<v Speaker 1>article that came out today said, you know what a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of parents are like, thank god they're gone, or

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<v Speaker 1>I could live without my son or daughter and if

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<v Speaker 1>they came back, I would actually be more. I actually

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<v Speaker 1>be miserable. His thing about my mom. So she lived

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<v Speaker 1>in the same apartment building for fifty two years, and

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<v Speaker 1>when I moved out, she kept my room like it

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<v Speaker 1>was my room. She'd always say, Oh, if you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for the box, it's in your old room or your room. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she moved last year. She had a two bedroom house,

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<v Speaker 1>and she still says that the guest room. She goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's in your room. It's not my room, and never

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<v Speaker 1>lived there. It's your room. By the way, Straight and

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<v Speaker 1>eight walked into the studio and you're tiptoeing like you

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<v Speaker 1>do that thing that Greg t doesn't even you've accused

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<v Speaker 1>Greg Tea. Gregg Tea likes to whistle when nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>see here. You you just did that crouch tiptoe as

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<v Speaker 1>if I had to. I mean, I just did. I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to avoid this. I did the crouch tiptoe

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't want to talk on the show. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not even like, I just put my hand up to

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<v Speaker 1>my lift, Like do you not want to see yourself

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<v Speaker 1>with one of the biggest podcasts in the company. It

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<v Speaker 1>is one of the biggest podcasts in the company. But

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<v Speaker 1>you were on a thought, you were in a train

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<v Speaker 1>of thought. I didn't want to derail you. Who was

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<v Speaker 1>the one who Who was the person who told Sam

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<v Speaker 1>to come in here and derail us? Well that was me,

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<v Speaker 1>But but that wasn't me derailing you. It was another

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<v Speaker 1>person derailing you. That So if you want to be

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<v Speaker 1>an obtrusive, just walk in like who like you own

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<v Speaker 1>the place? Who can't? Just I don't know? Okay, now

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<v Speaker 1>I know that. Now I know you have your mentality

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<v Speaker 1>like a comfortable give me five minutes, I'm gonna come

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<v Speaker 1>back in here to do a fucking crouching tiger, hidden dragon,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking what else? Yeah, yeah, he's like tiptoeing like like

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<v Speaker 1>a cartoon too toe dude, That's exactly what I did

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<v Speaker 1>right now, exactly. I like to w you ducked a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. Well I didn't. I was trying to not

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<v Speaker 1>make icon. It's kind of like when you're on a

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<v Speaker 1>subway and somebody's asking for change. I'm not making eye contact.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to just be invisible, very cartoony, very You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, if you want to run out of here,

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<v Speaker 1>you why don't you make like the road runner. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to see like behind at first, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>like wind up your legs like over and over, spinning around,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'm doing it right now here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>You would be good, Nate, jump off the roof, but

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<v Speaker 1>run really fast in place and see how long it

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<v Speaker 1>takes before you actually fall. Ok, what's another cartoon? Oh No,

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<v Speaker 1>someone's baking an apple pie in the room next door,

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<v Speaker 1>and the smell goes up my noster. Yeah, like like

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<v Speaker 1>the aroma is gonna be visual to you, and then

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<v Speaker 1>like smoke is floating here, dood he led by your nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Or I run through the wall and you see my

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<v Speaker 1>body shape of you know the I want to do

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<v Speaker 1>that all right? Are we done with me? No? You

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<v Speaker 1>can if you want to leave Brooklyn all of like

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<v Speaker 1>six times in my life. Really, what is your take

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<v Speaker 1>on Brooklyn? Just in a few you know, he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>go to our pot of Brooklyn. He goes to Manhattan East. Well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I did go to Brooklyn one time to buy a bicycle,

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<v Speaker 1>or the scariest moments he went where the guy fairly

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<v Speaker 1>certain he had stolen the bicycle said here you go

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<v Speaker 1>man and eighty bucks. I'm like, can I ride it first?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm thinking if I give him any sort

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<v Speaker 1>of collateral like my phone. I'm never going to see

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<v Speaker 1>my phone again. Just give you the money. Because any

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<v Speaker 1>scratches on the bike from where it fell off the truck, well,

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<v Speaker 1>there was no pedals on it. Let me guess. He

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<v Speaker 1>had an electronic cash register that went to nowhere and

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<v Speaker 1>there was no credit card machine inside, no credit card.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just a straight cash deal. I met him

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<v Speaker 1>on a street corner when he opened up his overcoat

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<v Speaker 1>where their watches hanging inside. Do you know that the

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<v Speaker 1>place I used to buy sneakers from was the guy

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<v Speaker 1>on Thirteenth Avenue at literally the back of a truck,

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<v Speaker 1>the sneaker guy we called him. He literally had like

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<v Speaker 1>a white box truck and he would be He would

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<v Speaker 1>show up certain days of the week at certain times

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<v Speaker 1>of the day and my father would take me for

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<v Speaker 1>new pumas or whatever I wanted. But we don't buy

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't buy knockoffs in the neighbor. We bought stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that somebody got knocked off and it took his sneakers, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I didn't know that when you say knockoff in

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<v Speaker 1>our neigh but it meant you got killed from the

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<v Speaker 1>pan somebody he got knocked off. So this dude would

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<v Speaker 1>literally open up the back of the truck and show

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<v Speaker 1>us his wears. He had boxes and boxes of sneakers

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<v Speaker 1>and they were real deal. These aren't like fake Canal

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<v Speaker 1>Street role x Is with a R O L e

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<v Speaker 1>K S. This is the real deal sneaker. I had

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<v Speaker 1>really heat is on my feet, real nikes. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like they were just hot and yeah, and the question

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<v Speaker 1>you don't ask the question where they came from? So

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<v Speaker 1>did you get a deal on them? Yeah? Yeah, you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't you want to go on the record. I

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<v Speaker 1>never did that. I had standards and scruples, but um,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't. First of all, you don't ask where they

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<v Speaker 1>came from because you know they're real, and you do

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<v Speaker 1>not want to know where they can correct. I know nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>I see nothing, forget about it. Yeah that kind of thing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So there, So there's that. So your bicycle guy probably

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<v Speaker 1>cousin of the sneakers, Like I just broke the chain

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<v Speaker 1>three blocks ago, all right, all right, right right? Not

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<v Speaker 1>like the mean street severe but you know eerie, is

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<v Speaker 1>there is there a mean street any eerie? You guys

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<v Speaker 1>remember Billy Blanks, he did that Tybeo workout. So the Tybeau.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually I'm thinking the same thing. You are scary

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<v Speaker 1>because the Tybo workout commercial. They had the thirty minute

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<v Speaker 1>infomercial and they gave the background on Billy Blanks, who

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<v Speaker 1>was from Erie, and the first one is from the

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<v Speaker 1>mean streets of Erie, Pennsylvania. I grew up. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>mean streets in Erie, Pennsylvania. They had rusty streets, right,

0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:13.120
<v Speaker 1>he had rusty We had dirty streets, rusty streets, closed

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<v Speaker 1>streets from the gang torn neighborhoods in North Dakota. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's a phrase. You never here. All right, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to me you. He was on the show for twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I was calling my mom. I called your mom my, Mommy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like the system. By the way, the phone

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<v Speaker 1>systems are lawful. Come on, I'll make this. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's your dad, you're gonna havesk to speak to

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<v Speaker 1>your mommy. Yeah, I'll make it real cool. Daddy, Mom, Mommy, Hello, mother, Hello, father.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not there, she's working out. This is proof we

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<v Speaker 1>don't plan these things. Oh my god, what's your name

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<v Speaker 1>and telephone number? And we will call you back. Thank you, Hi, mom,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's Brody and Scary. We're just calling to let

0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:09.520
<v Speaker 1>you know that we wanted to put you on the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast today. Uh, Scary has some news. Yeah, hello, oh dad,

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on a second? Is that a hold on? You

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<v Speaker 1>actually still have a live answering machine like that where

0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:26.000
<v Speaker 1>you could preview the call before you pick it up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the background on the phone, I could see it on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. What what are you playing back there? Seasons?

0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:40.800
<v Speaker 1>So it's the four seasons, right, that's right, boom, that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>the old stuff. I am up on the old stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad was a big fan, so I know. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>is that who loves you pretty baby? Yeah? Who's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get you through the night? Yep? Okay, Scary, Yeah of course.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey dad, Dad, By the way, do you remember when

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<v Speaker 1>you used to take me for sneakers on Thirteenth Avenue

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<v Speaker 1>the guy with the big white box truck and then

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I used to take me there and we

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<v Speaker 1>used to used to open up the back of the truck. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That and bust the Brown. I used to take you

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<v Speaker 1>to bust the Brown. Yeah. I went to bust the

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<v Speaker 1>Brown on the same place. Yea yeah. But but but

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<v Speaker 1>your son is talking about when you bought stuff off

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<v Speaker 1>the truck, you know what I mean. Well, yeah, of

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<v Speaker 1>course there's there was always stuff that fell off the truck,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all. Yeah, And it just happened to be his side, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's in a perfect world. Stuff falls off

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<v Speaker 1>trucks all the time. Whatever happened to that guy, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I mean it was there was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of a lot of stuff going on around here, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean so at the time the time I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to buy a turntable, a record player, I wanted my

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<v Speaker 1>my techniques on my Gemini, and you took me to

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<v Speaker 1>the city. You took me to Canal Street and went

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<v Speaker 1>to that place and they only accepted cash him exactly

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<v Speaker 1>on park Row. Yeah, where did you get all those

0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:07.160
<v Speaker 1>all those electronics store that that electronic guy was there,

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<v Speaker 1>and and then he used to just dust the stuff

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<v Speaker 1>off of that box. It was brand to the stuff off, right, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>There was always there's always a like, uh, I tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Canal Street also was noted for that. Park Row was

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<v Speaker 1>noted for that. Yeah, all the time. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what if it still exists anymore. Hey, uh dad um.

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<v Speaker 1>We were talking on the show today about a famous

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<v Speaker 1>woman and it turns out that famous woman was a

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<v Speaker 1>big part of my life and your son's life. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the name or what was the name of the little

0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:50.800
<v Speaker 1>amusement park over on Shore Road next to it? Turns

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<v Speaker 1>out Nellie blo is a famous woman. Did you know that, dad,

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<v Speaker 1>that she was a person. She was a reporter and

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<v Speaker 1>undercover spy reporter. And I don't know, No, I had

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<v Speaker 1>not no idea about that something every day. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I did not know. I thought Nellie Blige was just

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<v Speaker 1>the name of the owners or something or something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we had no idea either anyway. So so you're just

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out in home, just listening to do up by yourself?

0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:15.399
<v Speaker 1>Is that what's going on? Well, yeah, listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to have a little respect for this music.

0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:20.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna play list. Are you ready for this? Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on boys, hit it. These are like the street

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<v Speaker 1>corner sounds of the fifties when the when the greasers

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<v Speaker 1>would take the girls to the sock and they would

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<v Speaker 1>sit on an ice cream soda in the in the

0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:44.960
<v Speaker 1>candy shops. There you go, man Mitchell's member Mitchell's Streets

0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:52.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know now is up on National podcast. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a mom. Mom's not around. Where's mom? She's

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<v Speaker 1>having her nail's done. Now she's gonna have a feat whack. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's the waxing and nailing today. You know she's question

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<v Speaker 1>I have to ask you? Well, you know, yeah, your

0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:10.560
<v Speaker 1>son's gonna ask mom first, but you're on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is serious now. An article came out today.

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<v Speaker 1>If I was on the balls of my ass and

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<v Speaker 1>I had no money and I was broke as a

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<v Speaker 1>joke and I said, Dad, I want to move back

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<v Speaker 1>into my old room, what would you think? What would

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<v Speaker 1>be going on my head? Not nice to have you back.

0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't thank you. You know, no way you could

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<v Speaker 1>come back that is still standing. Any any of the

0:18:38.760 --> 0:18:40.480
<v Speaker 1>any of your kids could come back here. That's what

0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:44.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. That's why I say this article is bogus.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like this, who did they pull for this article?

0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:49.880
<v Speaker 1>Not not from Brooklyn Neigh. Kids can always go home, Yeah,

0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:52.600
<v Speaker 1>you can always go back home. Even Bon Jovi had

0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:55.080
<v Speaker 1>a song about it about going back home. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>can I ask you a question? Uh that we've talked

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<v Speaker 1>about this on the puff. You listened to the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>have you heard a couple of the episodes. Yeah, yeah,

0:19:02.680 --> 0:19:05.320
<v Speaker 1>every now when done, Roseanne puts it on and I listened.

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<v Speaker 1>So we had a conversation about the names of your

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<v Speaker 1>three kids. And you named your son Anthony of course

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<v Speaker 1>after you, right, and your daughter Jennifer Jennifer, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But then you named your other son Stephen, which isn't

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<v Speaker 1>the most Italian name. So we were wondering was it

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<v Speaker 1>was it americanized from Stephanoe in your mind? When did

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen come from? I have no you know what. We

0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:29.959
<v Speaker 1>just happened to like the name at the time. I guess, uh,

0:19:30.480 --> 0:19:33.159
<v Speaker 1>you know, you probably have to ask Monny about that,

0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:36.000
<v Speaker 1>but I believe it was just, you know, we want

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<v Speaker 1>to break the truth. It did. He wasn't named after anybody, so, yeah,

0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:43.720
<v Speaker 1>he was the last one on the totem poles, so

0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:46.399
<v Speaker 1>we just gave him Stephen. We hadn't like that name. No,

0:19:46.520 --> 0:19:48.200
<v Speaker 1>it's a good name. It's just you know, you and

0:19:48.359 --> 0:19:50.640
<v Speaker 1>and Roe have Italian names, and you know your son

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<v Speaker 1>has a right, he has a Anthony. Jennifer's kind of

0:19:54.480 --> 0:19:56.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, right, But we just wondered about Stephen. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm getting a text from your mother here

0:19:59.480 --> 0:20:02.720
<v Speaker 1>and she's tell me I'm drying. Will you call me?

0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Let me come out? I can't call them all right, Well, dad, listen,

0:20:09.920 --> 0:20:12.320
<v Speaker 1>We'll leave you to your doop and mommy's text. They

0:20:12.400 --> 0:20:16.040
<v Speaker 1>hide a Frankie Lyman and uh flash, Cadillac teenagers and

0:20:16.080 --> 0:20:21.200
<v Speaker 1>the teenage teenage last Cadillac and the Continental kids and

0:20:21.280 --> 0:20:25.840
<v Speaker 1>the Americans. I'll send your regards to them, Phil Haley

0:20:25.880 --> 0:20:28.400
<v Speaker 1>and the Comments and the Ji five, all those guys,

0:20:28.480 --> 0:20:31.440
<v Speaker 1>the Platters and the five Shatns. You guys, you still

0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:33.520
<v Speaker 1>got a little bit of it left in you. I'm

0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:38.200
<v Speaker 1>say hi to the Capris for us, and if you

0:20:38.240 --> 0:20:42.360
<v Speaker 1>want to put Sean on on go far Bowser. Yeah, Anthony,

0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:47.560
<v Speaker 1>he used to call cousin Brucie all the time. Right, Yeah,

0:20:47.640 --> 0:20:49.440
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know. It's It's just nice to know

0:20:49.600 --> 0:20:51.320
<v Speaker 1>that you would take me back if I was broken.

0:20:51.400 --> 0:20:54.560
<v Speaker 1>This article is a joke. Also, don't forget, Anthony, I

0:20:54.720 --> 0:20:56.600
<v Speaker 1>take you back in the hot beat. Well, don't forget.

0:20:56.720 --> 0:20:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Before you leave, say hi to Danny and the juniors,

0:20:58.720 --> 0:21:02.399
<v Speaker 1>the heart beats. You just had heart all right, thank you?

0:21:05.480 --> 0:21:09.880
<v Speaker 1>That was nice of him. Yeah, anyway, true, See bullshit

0:21:10.400 --> 0:21:12.720
<v Speaker 1>that when my mother hears this podcast, and we didn't

0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:14.600
<v Speaker 1>call hard to see if she'd take me back. It's fine,

0:21:14.640 --> 0:21:16.880
<v Speaker 1>she'll take me back, but I'll tell right now, take

0:21:16.960 --> 0:21:19.720
<v Speaker 1>me back. It's just to me, it's like, where do

0:21:19.800 --> 0:21:21.720
<v Speaker 1>these people come up with these? I have to be

0:21:21.920 --> 0:21:23.840
<v Speaker 1>unless where the anomaly? I have to be honest with you,

0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Like my in laws would not have taken my wife

0:21:26.520 --> 0:21:28.440
<v Speaker 1>or her sister's back probably if they moved tried to

0:21:28.480 --> 0:21:33.040
<v Speaker 1>move back in, they wouldn't. Well, now we know, and

0:21:33.080 --> 0:21:36.600
<v Speaker 1>if you don't know, you know. All right, we got

0:21:36.600 --> 0:21:38.720
<v Speaker 1>a couple of new jingles for the show. And I

0:21:39.200 --> 0:21:42.560
<v Speaker 1>have a problem with Alexas and oh you know I

0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:45.119
<v Speaker 1>have one quick problem. That was just a quickie. You

0:21:45.160 --> 0:21:47.639
<v Speaker 1>were talking about the phone system here. Yeah, this is terrible,

0:21:47.720 --> 0:21:50.040
<v Speaker 1>all right. You know how some companies have phone numbers

0:21:50.080 --> 0:21:54.959
<v Speaker 1>that spell words like eight hundred happy place. Right, It's like, oh,

0:21:54.960 --> 0:21:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I want to go to that news right by the way.

0:21:58.119 --> 0:21:59.520
<v Speaker 1>By the way, the one is redundant. You don't need

0:21:59.560 --> 0:22:01.680
<v Speaker 1>the one. First of all. Back in the day, you

0:22:01.680 --> 0:22:03.640
<v Speaker 1>don't need to say the one. It's it's before every

0:22:03.680 --> 0:22:05.760
<v Speaker 1>area code. And now that we have cell phones, nobody

0:22:05.840 --> 0:22:08.359
<v Speaker 1>hits one like, oh it's a one eight hundred number. No,

0:22:08.480 --> 0:22:10.520
<v Speaker 1>it's an eight hundred number, is Mike, you got me

0:22:10.560 --> 0:22:12.280
<v Speaker 1>into a new rant. Now you see that's down the

0:22:12.359 --> 0:22:14.680
<v Speaker 1>rabbit hole. Okay, but before you go down down its

0:22:15.240 --> 0:22:18.520
<v Speaker 1>hundred number. But it's it's now just more about a phrase,

0:22:18.600 --> 0:22:21.280
<v Speaker 1>and it's common lexicon to say even though you don't.

0:22:22.000 --> 0:22:23.840
<v Speaker 1>But nobody says, oh, I have a one, seven, more

0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:25.240
<v Speaker 1>and eight number. No, you say you have seven one

0:22:25.240 --> 0:22:27.840
<v Speaker 1>eight number. But with the word eight hundred, pit bull

0:22:27.880 --> 0:22:30.240
<v Speaker 1>say he's missed the one three oh five. No he doesn't,

0:22:30.359 --> 0:22:32.320
<v Speaker 1>but he's missed the three o five. But it would

0:22:32.359 --> 0:22:35.399
<v Speaker 1>sound weird. No, no, it doesn't. Eight hundred. When I

0:22:35.480 --> 0:22:37.600
<v Speaker 1>when people call, when I call companies like they go,

0:22:37.680 --> 0:22:39.440
<v Speaker 1>I go, I say what's the number? And they say

0:22:39.640 --> 0:22:42.000
<v Speaker 1>eight hundred? But I thank you, thank you? What is

0:22:42.040 --> 0:22:45.879
<v Speaker 1>every DJ on this radio station, including Elvis, say, for

0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:49.919
<v Speaker 1>the phone number to this radie? You know what if

0:22:49.960 --> 0:22:52.159
<v Speaker 1>you're still dialing a one, is something wrong? It's just

0:22:52.359 --> 0:22:54.880
<v Speaker 1>understood now, it's right. It doesn't need to be there.

0:22:55.160 --> 0:22:57.680
<v Speaker 1>It's like in math when it's like when it's one X,

0:22:57.720 --> 0:22:59.080
<v Speaker 1>you don't need to write one X, you just right X.

0:22:59.240 --> 0:23:02.720
<v Speaker 1>I know that. But but it's common. It's common terminology

0:23:02.800 --> 0:23:08.239
<v Speaker 1>to say it eight right about your eight n Well,

0:23:08.320 --> 0:23:10.560
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing, speaking of cell phones, here's what I

0:23:10.560 --> 0:23:12.679
<v Speaker 1>have a problem with companies that spell out their names. Right,

0:23:13.080 --> 0:23:16.439
<v Speaker 1>that's fine, But if I email a company or leave

0:23:16.480 --> 0:23:19.640
<v Speaker 1>a voicemail and they get back to me, don't email

0:23:19.760 --> 0:23:23.399
<v Speaker 1>me the spelled out phone number. Yeah, I see that

0:23:23.520 --> 0:23:26.320
<v Speaker 1>because on a phone, if the phone numbers in your email,

0:23:26.320 --> 0:23:29.280
<v Speaker 1>everyone knows you just long press the phone number and

0:23:29.320 --> 0:23:33.240
<v Speaker 1>it dials. Well, I can't dial eight hundred happy Place

0:23:33.840 --> 0:23:37.040
<v Speaker 1>or eight hundred shoe store because if you if you

0:23:37.119 --> 0:23:40.920
<v Speaker 1>actually in an email, now, if you actually put the numbers,

0:23:41.240 --> 0:23:46.240
<v Speaker 1>it will it will hyperlink. And if it doesn't hyper link,

0:23:46.280 --> 0:23:48.200
<v Speaker 1>your long press copy and paste it into your dial

0:23:48.320 --> 0:23:50.840
<v Speaker 1>or and you call. I can't do crap with the word.

0:23:50.960 --> 0:23:52.480
<v Speaker 1>And it wasn't even you know what it was. It

0:23:52.600 --> 0:23:54.959
<v Speaker 1>wasn't like it was happy place. It was like happy

0:23:55.640 --> 0:24:00.560
<v Speaker 1>happy one. P Else's that's not the real email back

0:24:00.640 --> 0:24:02.840
<v Speaker 1>to you, they said, call us back at what a

0:24:02.960 --> 0:24:07.159
<v Speaker 1>happy pool three? Right. It wasn't like a perfect thing. So,

0:24:07.440 --> 0:24:10.080
<v Speaker 1>so my, that's it. That's what I'm saying. Don't send

0:24:10.160 --> 0:24:13.560
<v Speaker 1>me emails with the number written out in lettering right,

0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:17.920
<v Speaker 1>well spell you know, save the number, put the number

0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:19.440
<v Speaker 1>in the email so I could just press the ball.

0:24:19.600 --> 0:24:21.440
<v Speaker 1>So if a company, if a company says, like on

0:24:21.520 --> 0:24:23.760
<v Speaker 1>the listening on the radio, like just call us at

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<v Speaker 1>at at eight hundred. Uh amalgamation right, amalgamation right. You

0:24:31.200 --> 0:24:33.840
<v Speaker 1>don't have to dial all the letters. I've seen people

0:24:33.920 --> 0:24:36.080
<v Speaker 1>do that. If once you get to the seventh number,

0:24:36.359 --> 0:24:39.119
<v Speaker 1>stop dialing. Done. No, I'll have to add the other letters. No,

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:42.600
<v Speaker 1>you don't. All right, that's my speaking the thing that

0:24:42.680 --> 0:24:46.680
<v Speaker 1>was bothering me. Okay, one, speaking of phones. Speaking of phones, Yeah,

0:24:46.760 --> 0:24:48.720
<v Speaker 1>this is I have a rant for you guys this week.

0:24:48.880 --> 0:24:51.480
<v Speaker 1>I have a rant. I get right into it. Yeah,

0:24:51.840 --> 0:24:52.879
<v Speaker 1>I just want I just want to go. I just

0:24:52.960 --> 0:24:55.680
<v Speaker 1>gotta go because I am so ready for it. I'm

0:24:55.720 --> 0:24:57.920
<v Speaker 1>ready for it. You have music, yes, I do have

0:24:58.160 --> 0:25:01.320
<v Speaker 1>music for this, but we don't need it just at Okay,

0:25:02.760 --> 0:25:04.399
<v Speaker 1>Robin and I went out for dinner the other night,

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<v Speaker 1>the little lady, the little stop it girlfriend. I made

0:25:08.920 --> 0:25:11.280
<v Speaker 1>the reservation. They don't. They don't accept reservations by phone.

0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:13.800
<v Speaker 1>That's fine. I'm a new age guy or what. They

0:25:13.800 --> 0:25:17.239
<v Speaker 1>only take reservations in person. No, only on Resi. They

0:25:17.280 --> 0:25:20.160
<v Speaker 1>take reservations on resi. Resi is an app like open Table.

0:25:20.359 --> 0:25:23.280
<v Speaker 1>They make your reservations online. It's one of those fucking restaurant.

0:25:23.280 --> 0:25:24.879
<v Speaker 1>If it's like open Table, why don't I just use

0:25:24.960 --> 0:25:27.320
<v Speaker 1>open Table Because they're not. They don't subscribe to that service.

0:25:27.359 --> 0:25:29.320
<v Speaker 1>They use the Ressi serve. I don't guess what. No,

0:25:29.480 --> 0:25:32.359
<v Speaker 1>but here's why, to make their lives easier. The Resi

0:25:32.520 --> 0:25:36.639
<v Speaker 1>service apps. It connects to a lap a laptop in

0:25:36.800 --> 0:25:40.800
<v Speaker 1>their in their restaurant and actually fills the tables and

0:25:40.880 --> 0:25:45.320
<v Speaker 1>deletes them as people are live, canceling tables and requestion tables.

0:25:45.480 --> 0:25:47.680
<v Speaker 1>It's a new fangle technical it. Just to be clear though,

0:25:47.720 --> 0:25:49.800
<v Speaker 1>not a client responsor. No no, no, no, I got

0:25:49.840 --> 0:25:51.840
<v Speaker 1>the jingle ready, no no, no, no, no, all right,

0:25:51.920 --> 0:25:55.119
<v Speaker 1>let him happen. So I made a reservation on Ressie

0:25:55.200 --> 0:25:57.920
<v Speaker 1>for nine o'clock, and they left a callback phone every

0:25:57.960 --> 0:26:01.159
<v Speaker 1>They said, by the way, at nine clock you be here. Um,

0:26:01.240 --> 0:26:03.000
<v Speaker 1>if you're going to be late, call us at this

0:26:03.119 --> 0:26:06.159
<v Speaker 1>phone number. So they left the number in the in

0:26:06.240 --> 0:26:09.520
<v Speaker 1>the email message back to me that said congratulations, reservation

0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:14.040
<v Speaker 1>for two nine o'clock. No problem. Now it's ten after

0:26:14.160 --> 0:26:16.520
<v Speaker 1>nine and I'm in a cab and I'm in traffic,

0:26:16.560 --> 0:26:18.640
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, gosh, ship, I got fifteen minutes before

0:26:18.640 --> 0:26:23.160
<v Speaker 1>they give this table back. I'm so upset. It's it's

0:26:23.280 --> 0:26:26.400
<v Speaker 1>ten to nine, and I'm like, I'm panicking, Brodie. I'm

0:26:26.400 --> 0:26:28.480
<v Speaker 1>sweating because I know that nine they only hold the

0:26:28.520 --> 0:26:31.560
<v Speaker 1>table fifteen minutes. That's the rule. So I said, I'm

0:26:31.560 --> 0:26:33.240
<v Speaker 1>gonna go to that email and I'm gonna call back

0:26:33.280 --> 0:26:40.520
<v Speaker 1>that number. Hit the number. It goes to nowhere, rings rings, rings, nothing?

0:26:41.600 --> 0:26:44.600
<v Speaker 1>What then is going on? Ninswering the phone. Now it's nine,

0:26:45.600 --> 0:26:48.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm still not the restaurant yet, and I'm like, holy shit.

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Run out to the door. It's I'm at the restaurant door.

0:26:53.680 --> 0:26:55.560
<v Speaker 1>I go in. I'm like, Hi, we're here for at

0:26:55.640 --> 0:27:00.919
<v Speaker 1>nine o'clock. Listen. I tried to call you. UM sorry

0:27:01.480 --> 0:27:06.240
<v Speaker 1>we um we canceled you. Guys at the reservation got canceled.

0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:07.840
<v Speaker 1>You didn't show. You were no show. And I'm like,

0:27:07.920 --> 0:27:11.520
<v Speaker 1>wait a second. I met the reservation through RESI you

0:27:11.640 --> 0:27:14.800
<v Speaker 1>left a call back phone number. Here's the phone number.

0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 1>He goes, Oh, that that doesn't lead to anywhere. I'm like,

0:27:18.640 --> 0:27:22.800
<v Speaker 1>we're in the lead. Anywhere. We don't have a phone.

0:27:25.200 --> 0:27:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Fucking crazy. First of all, I'll get a restaurant. You're

0:27:30.080 --> 0:27:34.040
<v Speaker 1>in the hospitality industry. How can a restaurant not have

0:27:34.160 --> 0:27:37.720
<v Speaker 1>a phone. You're here to service customers, You're here to

0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:41.120
<v Speaker 1>do business. Guess what you gotta sucking phone. You guys

0:27:41.200 --> 0:27:44.040
<v Speaker 1>do business during the day. Somehow, some way, people are

0:27:44.080 --> 0:27:47.639
<v Speaker 1>communicating from rice office spaces back there. You have a

0:27:47.760 --> 0:27:50.920
<v Speaker 1>working fall, but they don't have a front facing phone

0:27:50.960 --> 0:27:53.680
<v Speaker 1>to the public. They don't want to be bothered, as

0:27:53.720 --> 0:27:59.399
<v Speaker 1>it turns out, by their patrons, their customers calling and

0:27:59.560 --> 0:28:05.639
<v Speaker 1>making reservations or can't sing retivations. That's all minusia to them. Hello,

0:28:05.880 --> 0:28:09.520
<v Speaker 1>it's your whole fucking business. How could you not have

0:28:09.680 --> 0:28:13.520
<v Speaker 1>a telephone? How could you not have someone a receptionist?

0:28:13.840 --> 0:28:16.639
<v Speaker 1>Someone offsite? So I understand the kitchen is busy, I

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:19.239
<v Speaker 1>understand the host is the host than going crazy? Why

0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:21.000
<v Speaker 1>are they sending a phone number to begin with that?

0:28:21.160 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 1>Why do you send a phone number? They just have

0:28:23.480 --> 0:28:26.000
<v Speaker 1>it there to play key. As it turns out, they said,

0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:28.639
<v Speaker 1>had you would have texted that texted us, Had you

0:28:28.680 --> 0:28:32.320
<v Speaker 1>would have had you would have texted us on that number?

0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:35.240
<v Speaker 1>That number goes to a message that's connected to the

0:28:35.280 --> 0:28:39.360
<v Speaker 1>RESI app that would have said, hey, it's scary, I'm

0:28:39.360 --> 0:28:42.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna be late. But they they text us It said

0:28:43.000 --> 0:28:46.680
<v Speaker 1>call us at this number. But I find it fascinating.

0:28:48.040 --> 0:28:51.800
<v Speaker 1>You didn't leave, did you? No? He said, I'm so sorry.

0:28:52.160 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 1>He says, just give us five minutes, have a drink

0:28:54.920 --> 0:28:57.880
<v Speaker 1>at the bar on us nice. That was my free deserve.

0:28:58.400 --> 0:29:01.200
<v Speaker 1>Go haven't drinking the bar. It was it was Saturday night.

0:29:01.200 --> 0:29:02.800
<v Speaker 1>I was not in a rush to go anywhere anyway.

0:29:02.960 --> 0:29:04.640
<v Speaker 1>And he said, we will get to your table. And

0:29:04.760 --> 0:29:07.880
<v Speaker 1>they were sending it because they knew that they messed up.

0:29:08.120 --> 0:29:11.160
<v Speaker 1>They knew it was their fault. But Brody, it introduces

0:29:11.200 --> 0:29:15.400
<v Speaker 1>a larger problem to me. Why is it increasingly more

0:29:15.440 --> 0:29:19.600
<v Speaker 1>and more places don't want to be bothered. People that

0:29:19.720 --> 0:29:22.640
<v Speaker 1>deal with the public don't want to be bothered with

0:29:23.240 --> 0:29:26.479
<v Speaker 1>dealing with the public. It's their job, it's their mission,

0:29:26.600 --> 0:29:28.400
<v Speaker 1>it's the way that they make money. It's their bread

0:29:28.480 --> 0:29:31.480
<v Speaker 1>and butter. But you're gonna disconnect, You're gonna say that

0:29:31.560 --> 0:29:33.560
<v Speaker 1>you don't have a phone. How dare you do? You

0:29:33.680 --> 0:29:35.959
<v Speaker 1>know that this restaurant was in the base of a hotel,

0:29:36.280 --> 0:29:39.280
<v Speaker 1>and I called the hotel to try and get in

0:29:39.360 --> 0:29:42.560
<v Speaker 1>touch in my cab ra. I knewing that my I

0:29:42.640 --> 0:29:47.000
<v Speaker 1>was breaking out in the cold sweat, newing knowing that sorry, no,

0:29:47.200 --> 0:29:49.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm going crazy right now, knowing I was breaking out

0:29:49.400 --> 0:29:51.640
<v Speaker 1>into a cold sweat, that I was gonna miss my reservation. Brodie,

0:29:52.160 --> 0:29:56.360
<v Speaker 1>I this restaurant. I called the hotel lobby and I

0:29:56.520 --> 0:29:59.440
<v Speaker 1>said to the woman on the phone, can you connect

0:29:59.520 --> 0:30:02.480
<v Speaker 1>me with right someone at the restaurant, which, by the way,

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:07.760
<v Speaker 1>is in your lobby. If you're delivering bread to them,

0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:10.080
<v Speaker 1>you gotta be able to call. That's what I'm saying.

0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:12.440
<v Speaker 1>They do business every day in the daytime, in the afternoon.

0:30:12.760 --> 0:30:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Don't tell me you don't have a fucking phone. Let

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:16.760
<v Speaker 1>me just go on the record. So the lobby person

0:30:16.800 --> 0:30:19.520
<v Speaker 1>said to me at the hotel said, I'm sorry, the

0:30:19.640 --> 0:30:23.600
<v Speaker 1>restaurant operates differently from the from the from from our hotel. Um,

0:30:23.680 --> 0:30:25.520
<v Speaker 1>they do not have a phone in there. We've had

0:30:25.600 --> 0:30:27.800
<v Speaker 1>several people over the last few months call us to

0:30:27.880 --> 0:30:29.440
<v Speaker 1>try and get in touch with them. They don't have

0:30:29.520 --> 0:30:32.360
<v Speaker 1>a phone. Well, that's probably why your table was available

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:35.920
<v Speaker 1>five minutes later, pretty much because people Louise leave them

0:30:35.920 --> 0:30:38.680
<v Speaker 1>all the time. But Brodie, this isn't just this isolated issue.

0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:42.320
<v Speaker 1>More and more places don't want to deal with people

0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:44.800
<v Speaker 1>when they have to do. Their whole business is dealing

0:30:44.880 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 1>with people. I'm sorry, you have to have a phone.

0:30:49.680 --> 0:30:51.520
<v Speaker 1>You always give me crap for going to Hulda Hands

0:30:51.520 --> 0:30:55.160
<v Speaker 1>and Fridays and and all the restaurants. They answer the phone,

0:30:56.960 --> 0:30:58.080
<v Speaker 1>and you know what, You put your name on a

0:30:58.080 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 1>piece of paper and you wait a few minutes and

0:30:59.640 --> 0:31:02.280
<v Speaker 1>you're good. Hitting you a buzz out back call ahead service.

0:31:02.320 --> 0:31:03.719
<v Speaker 1>I get in, I wait ten minutes, I'm in at

0:31:03.720 --> 0:31:06.280
<v Speaker 1>my table. You get a buzzer. You didn't get a

0:31:06.320 --> 0:31:09.920
<v Speaker 1>buzzer at this restaurant? Did you know? Yeah? Did you

0:31:09.960 --> 0:31:14.720
<v Speaker 1>get to have price apps? No? Right, I didn't. Fancy

0:31:14.760 --> 0:31:16.959
<v Speaker 1>pants little angry. I was very angry on that. By

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:19.400
<v Speaker 1>the way, Did we talk about my problem at Pizza

0:31:19.480 --> 0:31:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Hut and restaurants that have apps that you can order

0:31:23.040 --> 0:31:27.360
<v Speaker 1>on through the apps? We talked about this on the apps? Yes?

0:31:28.160 --> 0:31:29.880
<v Speaker 1>Do we talk about that, because that's part of my

0:31:29.960 --> 0:31:31.720
<v Speaker 1>rant today. And I don't remember if I did. I

0:31:31.760 --> 0:31:33.760
<v Speaker 1>didn't pitch about Pizza Hut. No, you want to do

0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:37.360
<v Speaker 1>it right now? I get my music ready. I never

0:31:37.600 --> 0:31:39.840
<v Speaker 1>never left the I could swear my head. This rant

0:31:39.840 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 1>the right, Okay, go ahead. Restaurant apps ready, yeah, So

0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:48.280
<v Speaker 1>a lot of restaurants have apps. You try, didn't do this.

0:31:48.480 --> 0:31:50.959
<v Speaker 1>A lot of restaurants have apps now where you can

0:31:51.000 --> 0:31:55.840
<v Speaker 1>place your order through the app for delivery or for pickup,

0:31:56.560 --> 0:31:58.200
<v Speaker 1>rather than call them because they don't want to talk

0:31:58.200 --> 0:32:00.680
<v Speaker 1>to you. You go in and you download. I'm gonna

0:32:00.680 --> 0:32:03.440
<v Speaker 1>say Pizza Hut. You download pizza. I'm gonna say Buffalo

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:06.880
<v Speaker 1>Wao Wings. Okay, you use the app. I had problems

0:32:06.920 --> 0:32:11.680
<v Speaker 1>with both of those establishments. So Pizza Hut. Go through

0:32:11.720 --> 0:32:14.840
<v Speaker 1>the app. Uh. It was when I said Friday night,

0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:17.520
<v Speaker 1>and on the app we ordered whatever pizza for the

0:32:17.600 --> 0:32:20.680
<v Speaker 1>kids and friends over and my daughter ordered it. You

0:32:20.720 --> 0:32:22.440
<v Speaker 1>went through the apps, you ordered pizza for friends. I'd

0:32:22.440 --> 0:32:26.040
<v Speaker 1>have to deal with it. Whatever. So you know, half

0:32:26.080 --> 0:32:30.240
<v Speaker 1>hour delivery, right, forty five minutes go by, there's no pizza.

0:32:31.040 --> 0:32:34.360
<v Speaker 1>So I try to call. There's no answer number, there's

0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:37.120
<v Speaker 1>no an No, there's a number, there's no answer right.

0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:40.640
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, all right, well that's a problem. So

0:32:40.800 --> 0:32:43.680
<v Speaker 1>I wait, I got an hour. I call now the

0:32:43.760 --> 0:32:48.360
<v Speaker 1>answer the phone and I say, hey, listen, the pizza

0:32:48.400 --> 0:32:50.400
<v Speaker 1>was supposed to be here after a half hour. I

0:32:50.520 --> 0:32:52.360
<v Speaker 1>called you at forty five minutes, there was no answer.

0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:56.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you now at an hour and uh, my

0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:58.600
<v Speaker 1>kids are starving. This friends over the house and he

0:32:58.640 --> 0:33:02.520
<v Speaker 1>says to me, oh yeah, so here's the problem. It's

0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:05.320
<v Speaker 1>really busy tonight. We're a little shorthanded, so we're running

0:33:05.360 --> 0:33:11.200
<v Speaker 1>behind all right, Um, but your app says a half hour. Yeah.

0:33:11.280 --> 0:33:12.920
<v Speaker 1>You can't believe the app because the app doesn't know

0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:15.960
<v Speaker 1>we're shorthanded and we're busy tonight. And so uh when

0:33:16.000 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 1>I called you, we're too busy to answer the phone.

0:33:18.440 --> 0:33:20.320
<v Speaker 1>What are you too busy? So I said, well, where's

0:33:20.320 --> 0:33:22.520
<v Speaker 1>the pizza? Once again? So he says, oh the driver,

0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:24.720
<v Speaker 1>the driver is so he too. This is my daughter

0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:26.960
<v Speaker 1>had called at forty five minutes. They told my daughter

0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:28.880
<v Speaker 1>at forty five minutes, the driver already left with you.

0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:31.160
<v Speaker 1>Pizza will be there. So I called at the at

0:33:31.200 --> 0:33:33.920
<v Speaker 1>the hour mark didn't answer the phone. I called it

0:33:33.960 --> 0:33:36.120
<v Speaker 1>an hour and look at my notes, right at an hour,

0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:38.800
<v Speaker 1>at hour and fifteen, I got him on stuff. I

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:41.560
<v Speaker 1>wrote it down. Was was happening, as you know? I podcast.

0:33:42.240 --> 0:33:44.520
<v Speaker 1>So at an hour and fifteen, I go, you told

0:33:44.600 --> 0:33:46.560
<v Speaker 1>my daughter at forty five minutes that the pizza was

0:33:46.600 --> 0:33:49.160
<v Speaker 1>on its way. He said, now, when I called it

0:33:49.200 --> 0:33:52.160
<v Speaker 1>an hour, you said it's our fifteen, you said it's

0:33:52.200 --> 0:33:55.840
<v Speaker 1>going out right now, which means somebody lied to my daughter, like, oh,

0:33:55.920 --> 0:33:58.320
<v Speaker 1>it's a little girl calling screw hall will light heart.

0:33:58.760 --> 0:34:00.280
<v Speaker 1>So he tells me. He goes, yeah, well, the apps

0:34:00.320 --> 0:34:03.080
<v Speaker 1>not accurate. The apps not accurate. You're off by forty

0:34:03.120 --> 0:34:05.680
<v Speaker 1>five minutes. The pizza has a left chet I saw.

0:34:05.720 --> 0:34:09.120
<v Speaker 1>I said, here's what you're gonna do. I said, you're

0:34:09.160 --> 0:34:11.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna You're gonna give me, uh my money back on

0:34:11.600 --> 0:34:13.480
<v Speaker 1>the pizza. He's why I can't do that? Turney in

0:34:13.480 --> 0:34:16.359
<v Speaker 1>the system, and we're very busy. I said, well, why

0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:18.520
<v Speaker 1>am I paying for the pizza at an hour and fifteen?

0:34:18.840 --> 0:34:21.800
<v Speaker 1>You should be thanking me forever ordering from you again.

0:34:22.400 --> 0:34:26.279
<v Speaker 1>So he says, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll

0:34:26.280 --> 0:34:28.800
<v Speaker 1>give you a credit for the next time you order pizza.

0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:32.680
<v Speaker 1>I said, you think I'm gonna order pizza again? He's

0:34:33.160 --> 0:34:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll give you. I'll give you ten dollar credit. Ten

0:34:35.040 --> 0:34:38.480
<v Speaker 1>dollar credit. I spent forty dollars. You're not giving me

0:34:38.520 --> 0:34:40.480
<v Speaker 1>a ten dollar credit. I got a house full of

0:34:40.560 --> 0:34:43.200
<v Speaker 1>kids here starving for pizza, and you're giving me a

0:34:43.280 --> 0:34:45.680
<v Speaker 1>ten dollar credit. You should take the money off this one.

0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:49.040
<v Speaker 1>There's no way to do that there. Here's what you're

0:34:49.040 --> 0:34:52.360
<v Speaker 1>gonna do. You're gonna avoid the order and rewring it.

0:34:52.560 --> 0:34:54.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't have time for that, sir. We're swamped. We're swamp.

0:34:55.200 --> 0:34:56.759
<v Speaker 1>I said. So here's what you're gonna do. You give

0:34:56.800 --> 0:35:01.200
<v Speaker 1>me twenty five dollar credit right and towards my forty order,

0:35:01.840 --> 0:35:04.239
<v Speaker 1>and that order cover it. I'll let you slide this

0:35:04.280 --> 0:35:06.359
<v Speaker 1>time because I'm in a good mood, which is rare

0:35:06.480 --> 0:35:09.920
<v Speaker 1>for me. But it was a Friday. He says, uh,

0:35:10.480 --> 0:35:12.520
<v Speaker 1>all right. I said, that's if the pizzas here in

0:35:12.600 --> 0:35:15.320
<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes. If it's not, you're gonna give me a

0:35:15.360 --> 0:35:19.440
<v Speaker 1>full credit. I said, all right, So look, I'll give

0:35:19.480 --> 0:35:21.839
<v Speaker 1>me a twenty all the credit. Here's the code. Next

0:35:21.880 --> 0:35:24.359
<v Speaker 1>time you call, gives me his name whatever. Well, at

0:35:24.400 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 1>this point I'd already social media and Pizza Hut of course,

0:35:27.680 --> 0:35:30.760
<v Speaker 1>So Pizza Corporate get back to you. Oh so corporate

0:35:30.800 --> 0:35:33.680
<v Speaker 1>gets back to me. Pizza Hut Corporate, however, right, and

0:35:33.760 --> 0:35:35.600
<v Speaker 1>then they say to me, terribly sorry this happened. What

0:35:35.640 --> 0:35:37.200
<v Speaker 1>were the details to give all the details in a

0:35:37.280 --> 0:35:39.640
<v Speaker 1>d M, and he says to me, sorry, we want

0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:42.560
<v Speaker 1>the app to work whatever and so right, So then uh,

0:35:42.960 --> 0:35:45.600
<v Speaker 1>he says he has a code that you can use

0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:49.279
<v Speaker 1>for a free launch pizza two topics. So I got

0:35:49.400 --> 0:35:53.279
<v Speaker 1>doubled double free. You know what, I realized, if you

0:35:53.400 --> 0:35:56.600
<v Speaker 1>knock on enough doors some eventually someone's gonna answer and

0:35:56.680 --> 0:36:00.080
<v Speaker 1>give you free to say, because clearly that guy was

0:36:00.120 --> 0:36:01.680
<v Speaker 1>a blockhad. By the way, I have a list of

0:36:01.800 --> 0:36:04.160
<v Speaker 1>of tweets here from people who got free dessert. But

0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:06.600
<v Speaker 1>that's not it. I've been talking about the Buffalo Wild Wings,

0:36:07.000 --> 0:36:09.560
<v Speaker 1>by the way. I love them. Nothing bad to say

0:36:09.560 --> 0:36:12.279
<v Speaker 1>about the food. The staff there is always great. But

0:36:12.360 --> 0:36:14.719
<v Speaker 1>I had a problem on on Super Bowl Sunday. Now

0:36:14.840 --> 0:36:18.080
<v Speaker 1>I know Super Bowl Sunday's crazy. Everyone's eating wings. Last

0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:20.399
<v Speaker 1>year we got wings and Buffalo Well wings. They didn't

0:36:20.400 --> 0:36:23.719
<v Speaker 1>have a wait it was fine, So I'm like, all right, great,

0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:26.239
<v Speaker 1>So when I called again, oh, sir, you have to

0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:28.960
<v Speaker 1>order through the app because it's crazy busy. Okay, they don't.

0:36:29.080 --> 0:36:31.560
<v Speaker 1>They don't want to talk to humans. This is exactly yet.

0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:34.880
<v Speaker 1>They just want to deal. You do the legwork. You

0:36:34.960 --> 0:36:37.359
<v Speaker 1>do it all behind the scenes. And eventually we're gonna

0:36:37.760 --> 0:36:39.920
<v Speaker 1>see something and it's gonna show up at your door.

0:36:40.040 --> 0:36:42.480
<v Speaker 1>So at two o'clock, I say, listen, i'd love to

0:36:42.560 --> 0:36:44.719
<v Speaker 1>get a wing. Pick up at five o'clock. I'm giving

0:36:44.760 --> 0:36:47.239
<v Speaker 1>you three. He's a lot of heads up to go.

0:36:47.440 --> 0:36:51.040
<v Speaker 1>Use use the app. Okay, I'll use the app. So

0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:53.640
<v Speaker 1>the app says, if you order now your food, we

0:36:53.840 --> 0:36:58.640
<v Speaker 1>ready at five o'clock. My great. The pregame starts around

0:36:58.800 --> 0:37:01.640
<v Speaker 1>five thirty. The gay starts at six. If I pick

0:37:01.680 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 1>it up at five, I'm golden. I'm home by five

0:37:04.120 --> 0:37:08.160
<v Speaker 1>twenty boom, I'm eating looking my fingers. It's great. Who

0:37:08.480 --> 0:37:10.640
<v Speaker 1>damn the best? I love their wings? All right? So

0:37:10.719 --> 0:37:12.680
<v Speaker 1>I order on the app. I go out. It's raining

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:14.879
<v Speaker 1>Super Bowl Sunday, it's rainings. I go out. I get there.

0:37:15.200 --> 0:37:19.080
<v Speaker 1>I get there at like, uh four thirty five. One

0:37:19.160 --> 0:37:21.400
<v Speaker 1>get their little early in case my orders ready. So

0:37:21.560 --> 0:37:24.640
<v Speaker 1>I get I sit down. I wait. There's a crowd

0:37:24.719 --> 0:37:27.160
<v Speaker 1>like you wouldn't believe. They have a counter set up

0:37:27.160 --> 0:37:29.040
<v Speaker 1>of like a bunch of tables and a bunch of

0:37:29.080 --> 0:37:31.000
<v Speaker 1>people who worked there behind there with big racks. What

0:37:31.080 --> 0:37:33.600
<v Speaker 1>did you expect on Super Bowl? No? Well, no problem.

0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:36.200
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, okay, great, it's four forty five. Now

0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:39.359
<v Speaker 1>I go up again. Listen, I have a five o'clock order.

0:37:39.800 --> 0:37:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Or we're a little backed up up, back down. You

0:37:42.120 --> 0:37:43.880
<v Speaker 1>ordered that ship at right, I go, look, they go

0:37:44.000 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 1>a little backed up like so like five fifteen. Yeah, yeah,

0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:50.319
<v Speaker 1>it should be five ft okay. So then so then

0:37:50.719 --> 0:37:54.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching the commercials, the pre pre pre pre game

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:56.800
<v Speaker 1>on because the TV sets everywhere, great place, no nothing

0:37:56.840 --> 0:37:59.399
<v Speaker 1>about them. As man, by the way, you didn't do this, ran,

0:37:59.760 --> 0:38:02.320
<v Speaker 1>don't you did this one? I did not do this. No, no,

0:38:02.560 --> 0:38:06.200
<v Speaker 1>we keep talking about doing it. He's like time every

0:38:06.239 --> 0:38:09.640
<v Speaker 1>time you've said buffalo wild wings in previous podcasts, I

0:38:09.760 --> 0:38:12.719
<v Speaker 1>had that what do you call it when Pavlov's dogs, Right,

0:38:13.080 --> 0:38:15.600
<v Speaker 1>I start salivating. So I'm salivating again, like I feel

0:38:15.600 --> 0:38:17.160
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you did this. So then a girl

0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:19.040
<v Speaker 1>comes out with a bag and she said she calls

0:38:19.080 --> 0:38:21.120
<v Speaker 1>out a name. So I said, hey, you up to

0:38:21.200 --> 0:38:24.600
<v Speaker 1>the five o'clock. Shit, now it's five fifteen. She says,

0:38:24.840 --> 0:38:29.279
<v Speaker 1>where it's the three thirties. Three thirties. They're backed up

0:38:29.360 --> 0:38:32.440
<v Speaker 1>two hours. So I said, wait a minute, how long

0:38:32.640 --> 0:38:35.640
<v Speaker 1>you're three thirties? So that all the people are like.

0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:37.719
<v Speaker 1>The three thirty guys are like, it looks like they've

0:38:37.719 --> 0:38:39.600
<v Speaker 1>been there for a while. So they get their three

0:38:39.640 --> 0:38:42.840
<v Speaker 1>thirties and there's racks of food. Everyone's like, hey, is

0:38:42.880 --> 0:38:45.359
<v Speaker 1>that mine looks like mine? It looks like yours. It's

0:38:45.400 --> 0:38:47.200
<v Speaker 1>bags of yellow and white. You don't know, it looks

0:38:47.239 --> 0:38:50.279
<v Speaker 1>like yours. Everyone's asking they they're convinced their bags are

0:38:50.320 --> 0:38:54.319
<v Speaker 1>on the rack. Five thirty, five thirty. Now five thirty comes.

0:38:54.800 --> 0:38:58.040
<v Speaker 1>They're like, we're up to the four o'clock. Four o'clock.

0:38:58.200 --> 0:39:03.839
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, So one like close, So it's six o'clock now.

0:39:04.560 --> 0:39:06.799
<v Speaker 1>But my five o'clock order that I called in it too,

0:39:07.400 --> 0:39:10.640
<v Speaker 1>And it's just like like the stock market, the stock exchange.

0:39:10.840 --> 0:39:13.800
<v Speaker 1>People are holding up their receipts. Three people all liked

0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:16.120
<v Speaker 1>just look on their faces. What the game kickoffs in

0:39:16.160 --> 0:39:17.640
<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes. I don't know if you noticed. It's the

0:39:17.680 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 1>biggest sporting of end of the year is gonna start

0:39:19.960 --> 0:39:22.080
<v Speaker 1>now that now they're calling, The players are running out

0:39:22.120 --> 0:39:24.759
<v Speaker 1>on the field, the cheerleaders are there, and I'm sitting

0:39:24.800 --> 0:39:29.520
<v Speaker 1>there like, where's my food? So, uh, now they're up there.

0:39:29.640 --> 0:39:33.799
<v Speaker 1>We're up to the four forties. The game's gonna start soon.

0:39:34.840 --> 0:39:39.239
<v Speaker 1>Uh that calling names, it's mayhem. There's no organization, there's

0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:42.480
<v Speaker 1>no manager. There's just four or five employees running back

0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:44.760
<v Speaker 1>and forth to the kitchen who looked like they're afraid

0:39:44.840 --> 0:39:48.279
<v Speaker 1>to call out a name because it's like Johnson. Everyone's like, oh,

0:39:49.400 --> 0:39:52.000
<v Speaker 1>I want my food, and and anyone who got their

0:39:52.080 --> 0:39:54.719
<v Speaker 1>food had to like go through the crowd pot the

0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:57.560
<v Speaker 1>red sea get their food. And then I'm telling you,

0:39:57.640 --> 0:40:00.640
<v Speaker 1>nobody wanted to move. They're all like, can I get out?

0:40:00.840 --> 0:40:02.880
<v Speaker 1>So people with their bags of food and boxes of

0:40:02.960 --> 0:40:05.600
<v Speaker 1>food trying to leave. Everyone's giving them looks like fuck you,

0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:08.440
<v Speaker 1>I hate you. You have your wings. All these guys

0:40:08.480 --> 0:40:10.200
<v Speaker 1>are there, and there was no women on the line.

0:40:10.480 --> 0:40:12.479
<v Speaker 1>There were no women there because women are like, oh honey,

0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:14.040
<v Speaker 1>just go get the wings. You'll be home. And no

0:40:14.200 --> 0:40:17.920
<v Speaker 1>time six fifteen now get I don't know what time

0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:20.839
<v Speaker 1>it was this kickoff. I said, hey, how where are

0:40:20.880 --> 0:40:23.839
<v Speaker 1>we at now with the five o'clock wing orders? Uh,

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:27.799
<v Speaker 1>you're next. So the next guy gets his order called.

0:40:27.800 --> 0:40:29.440
<v Speaker 1>I said, hey, what what time was your order? He

0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:32.279
<v Speaker 1>says fourty five? So there's still like a fifteen minute

0:40:32.320 --> 0:40:34.960
<v Speaker 1>window of people. Anyway, long story short, it's like six

0:40:35.120 --> 0:40:37.880
<v Speaker 1>thirty the game has already started. I'm watching it on

0:40:37.920 --> 0:40:40.279
<v Speaker 1>a TV set, sitting there like a glub, and they

0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:42.399
<v Speaker 1>give me the bag of food. I ordered, uh, four

0:40:42.480 --> 0:40:45.000
<v Speaker 1>types of wings, a bottle of wings, sauce for one

0:40:45.040 --> 0:40:49.719
<v Speaker 1>of my kids likes the sauce, Uh, potato wedges or something,

0:40:49.760 --> 0:40:52.320
<v Speaker 1>something kind of fries, and something else. I get in

0:40:52.400 --> 0:40:56.040
<v Speaker 1>the car. I text my wife, voom, run home. Now.

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:58.399
<v Speaker 1>It's like the first court is over by the time

0:40:58.440 --> 0:41:01.439
<v Speaker 1>I get home. But I am pist because we ordered

0:41:01.440 --> 0:41:05.880
<v Speaker 1>at two o'clock. Opened the bag and guess what what.

0:41:06.320 --> 0:41:11.359
<v Speaker 1>Three of the four wings are wrong. So I don't

0:41:11.360 --> 0:41:14.400
<v Speaker 1>have gallic palm sean wings. I don't have cary wings.

0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:21.120
<v Speaker 1>I've got mango hallepeno one. Right. My kids don't eat

0:41:21.200 --> 0:41:24.160
<v Speaker 1>mango hallapeno, I said. In my life, I go, hey,

0:41:24.640 --> 0:41:29.359
<v Speaker 1>who what did mango hallapeno? Nobody? I said, what will

0:41:29.400 --> 0:41:33.760
<v Speaker 1>you eat him? No? I ordered the taryaki for the kids.

0:41:34.400 --> 0:41:37.279
<v Speaker 1>There's no tarayaki. I said, well, you know what, we

0:41:37.400 --> 0:41:39.920
<v Speaker 1>got the bottle of barbecue sauce in there, right, Nope,

0:41:40.000 --> 0:41:42.719
<v Speaker 1>no bottle of barbecue sauce. Can't even coat that. You

0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:45.160
<v Speaker 1>can't even mask the taste right, So I said, well,

0:41:45.320 --> 0:41:47.560
<v Speaker 1>I saw. I said to my kids, listen, I got

0:41:47.880 --> 0:41:49.960
<v Speaker 1>one wing that we ordered, and I got fries. My

0:41:50.000 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 1>wife says, there's no fries in the band. Fries in

0:41:52.760 --> 0:41:56.399
<v Speaker 1>the bag. By the way, if you like, you said,

0:41:56.920 --> 0:41:59.440
<v Speaker 1>you check your order before you left. Shut okay, because

0:41:59.520 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 1>my way to an hour and had forty minutes from

0:42:02.000 --> 0:42:04.400
<v Speaker 1>my order, and I ran out of there because I

0:42:04.440 --> 0:42:06.759
<v Speaker 1>was getting hate looks from the five o'clock The five

0:42:06.880 --> 0:42:10.040
<v Speaker 1>thirty people were waiting for their wings. So I called

0:42:10.080 --> 0:42:11.759
<v Speaker 1>that night and the guy says to me, hey, call

0:42:11.840 --> 0:42:16.640
<v Speaker 1>back tomorrow. It's crazy here. Okay, here's my name. Called

0:42:16.640 --> 0:42:20.160
<v Speaker 1>me tomorrow. I called him tomorrow, and I'm sure that

0:42:20.280 --> 0:42:22.759
<v Speaker 1>there was a lot of call him Tomorrow's said, oh yeah,

0:42:22.920 --> 0:42:25.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure a lot of people call them tomorrow. Yeah,

0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:27.799
<v Speaker 1>he just call Themorrow. What he just called Themorrow. At

0:42:27.800 --> 0:42:31.040
<v Speaker 1>this point, I'd already social media them nice leaks again.

0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:33.960
<v Speaker 1>I liked them, but I email said this mayhem crazy

0:42:34.040 --> 0:42:36.920
<v Speaker 1>messed up. I was upset about the time weight. But

0:42:37.000 --> 0:42:39.040
<v Speaker 1>then I didn't even get my order. Yes, so it

0:42:39.200 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 1>was like a double so I so I tweeted at

0:42:42.680 --> 0:42:44.640
<v Speaker 1>them and then I called so I called the next

0:42:44.760 --> 0:42:47.640
<v Speaker 1>day speak to the general manager. Couldn't have been nicer,

0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:51.840
<v Speaker 1>he says, his woman, do he's give me, give me

0:42:51.880 --> 0:42:54.800
<v Speaker 1>the number of what you had. I'll take care of it. Okay.

0:42:55.320 --> 0:42:57.080
<v Speaker 1>He says, you didn't get the because what was wrong

0:42:57.080 --> 0:42:58.920
<v Speaker 1>with your order? I said, well, I didn't get this,

0:42:59.040 --> 0:43:01.440
<v Speaker 1>this and this, and I got mango hallapeinio. He's we

0:43:01.480 --> 0:43:03.680
<v Speaker 1>messed up the wing order. I go, oh, yeah, and

0:43:03.840 --> 0:43:06.439
<v Speaker 1>the fries weren't in the bag and the sauce. He says,

0:43:06.480 --> 0:43:10.480
<v Speaker 1>you're telling me that you ordered three things, wings, bottle,

0:43:10.640 --> 0:43:13.399
<v Speaker 1>and fries and we missed up all of them. Yeah.

0:43:13.960 --> 0:43:16.479
<v Speaker 1>He says, well, I'm sorry. It was mayhem. I wasn't

0:43:16.520 --> 0:43:18.840
<v Speaker 1>there that night. I wasn't there last night. So so

0:43:18.920 --> 0:43:20.279
<v Speaker 1>he goes, I'm gonna want to do is I'm gonna

0:43:20.280 --> 0:43:23.239
<v Speaker 1>give you a fifty dollar credit for because my order

0:43:23.320 --> 0:43:27.320
<v Speaker 1>was Like, I'm gonna give you a fifty dollar credit

0:43:28.840 --> 0:43:31.040
<v Speaker 1>because I feel terrible. He said. So you're in them.

0:43:31.200 --> 0:43:32.799
<v Speaker 1>You're in the system here now. Is we have a book?

0:43:33.120 --> 0:43:34.920
<v Speaker 1>You come in, you asked for my name. I'm take

0:43:34.920 --> 0:43:37.920
<v Speaker 1>care of you. Did the right thing. I hold on

0:43:38.760 --> 0:43:44.680
<v Speaker 1>hold on the account contacts me the next day and says, uh,

0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:47.520
<v Speaker 1>can you give us specifics on what happened? And I

0:43:47.719 --> 0:43:49.640
<v Speaker 1>give him the whole thing. I already told him that

0:43:49.680 --> 0:43:52.000
<v Speaker 1>what had happened the night before. He goes uh, and

0:43:52.719 --> 0:43:54.000
<v Speaker 1>what was wrong with your order? I tell him the

0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:58.560
<v Speaker 1>whole thing. So they sent me a fifty dollar gift

0:43:58.600 --> 0:44:04.880
<v Speaker 1>card email. Oh, I got double free dessert, unintentional dessert,

0:44:05.120 --> 0:44:10.400
<v Speaker 1>unintentional double dessert. I got double free dessert from Pizza Nickelodeon,

0:44:10.480 --> 0:44:12.480
<v Speaker 1>by the way, double dessert. I got double free dessert

0:44:12.520 --> 0:44:15.520
<v Speaker 1>from Pizza Hut. I got double free dessert from from

0:44:15.840 --> 0:44:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Buffalo Long. So I just want to say I had

0:44:19.640 --> 0:44:21.800
<v Speaker 1>a I had a bad run and I got I

0:44:21.840 --> 0:44:26.279
<v Speaker 1>got double free dessert. I'm sorry the Buffalo While Wings

0:44:26.360 --> 0:44:28.600
<v Speaker 1>right now again, I'm gonna say this. I love them.

0:44:28.640 --> 0:44:30.480
<v Speaker 1>I will go there all the time. It was a

0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:34.000
<v Speaker 1>crazy day, but they handled it right. They apologized and

0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:36.840
<v Speaker 1>they did right. That's called customer service. And top we

0:44:36.880 --> 0:44:39.040
<v Speaker 1>had to order Chinese food because we had no wings

0:44:39.120 --> 0:44:42.880
<v Speaker 1>to eat. I will say the mango hallapeno, which is

0:44:42.920 --> 0:44:44.759
<v Speaker 1>I think is a new flavor. It's a good way

0:44:44.760 --> 0:44:46.680
<v Speaker 1>to get it out there to the people by sticking

0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:49.120
<v Speaker 1>in their bags where you ordered it or not. It

0:44:49.280 --> 0:44:53.480
<v Speaker 1>is spicy as hell, unedible, inedible. Rather couldn't eat it.

0:44:53.800 --> 0:44:57.960
<v Speaker 1>I like the garlic parmesan, That's what I And it's

0:44:58.040 --> 0:45:00.280
<v Speaker 1>like it's like too much salad dressing on your allid.

0:45:00.320 --> 0:45:02.560
<v Speaker 1>That's how good. The gallic bombas just dripping golic BOMBA John.

0:45:02.719 --> 0:45:05.160
<v Speaker 1>By the way, um, I noticed this piece of sound

0:45:05.239 --> 0:45:07.319
<v Speaker 1>that we played this morning that I wanted to use

0:45:07.400 --> 0:45:10.440
<v Speaker 1>real quick. I know my sound of yourself. No, this

0:45:10.600 --> 0:45:12.279
<v Speaker 1>is uh, this is sound that we played on the

0:45:12.320 --> 0:45:14.239
<v Speaker 1>Big Show, and we just kind of glossed over it.

0:45:14.320 --> 0:45:17.000
<v Speaker 1>But I wanted you brody as a stand up comic.

0:45:18.920 --> 0:45:22.040
<v Speaker 1>This is torture, but it's not torture because there were

0:45:22.080 --> 0:45:26.799
<v Speaker 1>people in the room that were cringing after. But here's

0:45:26.840 --> 0:45:30.080
<v Speaker 1>the Richard Pryor's son Prior. If you don't know what

0:45:31.120 --> 0:45:34.720
<v Speaker 1>is a famous comic in the pantheon of legendary comics.

0:45:35.360 --> 0:45:37.759
<v Speaker 1>He's in the top ten of all time. Some people

0:45:37.800 --> 0:45:40.959
<v Speaker 1>he's top five, some people he's top two. Hell time.

0:45:41.280 --> 0:45:44.800
<v Speaker 1>Was an innovator. He was a trail the seventies eighties.

0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Then he did drugs, caught on fire, died young from

0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:50.760
<v Speaker 1>some illnesses. Richard Pryor some of the greatest comedy movies

0:45:50.800 --> 0:45:53.840
<v Speaker 1>of all time, legendary. So now hold on a second.

0:45:54.080 --> 0:45:57.680
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes athletes have kids like Michael Jordan's his kids not

0:45:57.760 --> 0:46:01.560
<v Speaker 1>a great basketball player. Sometimes after leads like Barry Bonds

0:46:01.800 --> 0:46:04.640
<v Speaker 1>his son Upside, Bobby Bonds, his son Barry Bonds one

0:46:04.640 --> 0:46:07.080
<v Speaker 1>of the greatest places of all time. Sometimes the kids

0:46:07.160 --> 0:46:09.560
<v Speaker 1>do as well as their father. Sometimes they don't. Now

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<v Speaker 1>Richard Pryor, So Richard Pryor has a son. His name

0:46:12.040 --> 0:46:15.480
<v Speaker 1>is Mason. Mason wants to follow in his daddy's footsteps,

0:46:16.280 --> 0:46:18.400
<v Speaker 1>or maybe do some common might have the common genes

0:46:18.440 --> 0:46:20.759
<v Speaker 1>in his family. Now, if you're not familiar, there's a

0:46:20.800 --> 0:46:23.759
<v Speaker 1>famous place in Harlem called the Apollo. But now the

0:46:23.840 --> 0:46:26.840
<v Speaker 1>Apollo is legend Now you want to talk about the

0:46:26.960 --> 0:46:31.239
<v Speaker 1>Pantheon of Theaters. It's a legendary place in Harlem. In

0:46:31.320 --> 0:46:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Harlem which will make or break you. It used to

0:46:34.120 --> 0:46:36.160
<v Speaker 1>be a show called Showtime at the Apology. Still is.

0:46:36.560 --> 0:46:40.080
<v Speaker 1>The thing is this traditional tradition. There's ritual and traditional

0:46:40.239 --> 0:46:43.880
<v Speaker 1>history here. When you go into the Apollo, you you

0:46:44.040 --> 0:46:48.520
<v Speaker 1>either make it or you when you get pulled up stage.

0:46:48.680 --> 0:46:50.960
<v Speaker 1>But that is part of the culture. It's part of

0:46:51.000 --> 0:46:53.799
<v Speaker 1>the lifestyle. It's part of what goes on every day

0:46:53.920 --> 0:46:57.600
<v Speaker 1>at the apost Now, now, the acts are typically black acts,

0:46:57.719 --> 0:47:01.280
<v Speaker 1>the audience is typically a black audience, very loud, vocal audience.

0:47:01.280 --> 0:47:02.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm only telling you so if you want to research it,

0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:04.840
<v Speaker 1>not because it matters what what color they are, but

0:47:04.920 --> 0:47:06.359
<v Speaker 1>a lot of the talent that comes out of there,

0:47:06.400 --> 0:47:10.280
<v Speaker 1>some of the biggest names in urban entertainment started started

0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:12.080
<v Speaker 1>on the stage. Yes, and if you make it, you

0:47:12.200 --> 0:47:14.680
<v Speaker 1>make it. But if you don't, you'll know about it quick.

0:47:14.960 --> 0:47:18.160
<v Speaker 1>So Mason Richard Pryor sign, let's play his performance and

0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:20.440
<v Speaker 1>see how well he was received. Gary comes, he's on

0:47:20.680 --> 0:47:23.880
<v Speaker 1>stage playing to the showtime at the Apollo crowd. I

0:47:24.000 --> 0:47:26.880
<v Speaker 1>love the way you smell. I love the way your

0:47:26.960 --> 0:47:45.400
<v Speaker 1>name comes off my lips. Boat respect, Sit down, sit down,

0:47:49.360 --> 0:47:59.440
<v Speaker 1>sit down. Okay. I heard the one girl say keep

0:47:59.480 --> 0:48:02.360
<v Speaker 1>going the way. So so that was Mason on stage

0:48:02.600 --> 0:48:05.719
<v Speaker 1>at the Apollo. Now here's here's my comments, because there

0:48:05.800 --> 0:48:07.640
<v Speaker 1>was when we played that on the show, a couple

0:48:07.680 --> 0:48:09.920
<v Speaker 1>of people, I think Sam like cringed and there were

0:48:09.960 --> 0:48:12.200
<v Speaker 1>some people that said, oh my god, the poor the

0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:16.800
<v Speaker 1>poor guy. Hey Mason, welcome to the school of hard knocks.

0:48:17.160 --> 0:48:19.919
<v Speaker 1>You do not get a free pass because your dad

0:48:20.400 --> 0:48:22.399
<v Speaker 1>was one of the greatest comic legends of all time.

0:48:24.000 --> 0:48:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Your dad could have went through the same stuff at

0:48:25.920 --> 0:48:28.359
<v Speaker 1>the Apollo. It doesn't at the end of the day.

0:48:29.120 --> 0:48:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Now he might have you. But here's the thing. Welcome

0:48:34.320 --> 0:48:37.440
<v Speaker 1>to the fucking Apollo, kid, This is you're not getting.

0:48:37.760 --> 0:48:39.839
<v Speaker 1>We're not gonna go soft on you because your dad

0:48:40.000 --> 0:48:42.880
<v Speaker 1>was awesome. We're not. And and that's what the Apollo

0:48:42.960 --> 0:48:45.680
<v Speaker 1>crowd does. So anyone who says they feel bad for

0:48:45.800 --> 0:48:48.040
<v Speaker 1>him and all it was so rude to them to boo,

0:48:48.880 --> 0:48:53.360
<v Speaker 1>that's the Apollo does of the brakes. Sorry, you're a loser,

0:48:53.600 --> 0:48:56.279
<v Speaker 1>and maybe try again, try harder next time, come back

0:48:56.360 --> 0:48:59.719
<v Speaker 1>with stronger material, and now you'll grow thicker skin and

0:49:00.080 --> 0:49:03.160
<v Speaker 1>you'll be better next time, and maybe you might be

0:49:03.560 --> 0:49:06.080
<v Speaker 1>half the guy your dad was. Right, I'm sorry, that's

0:49:06.160 --> 0:49:08.480
<v Speaker 1>my opinion. I'm gonna give you my opinion. No, no,

0:49:08.719 --> 0:49:11.520
<v Speaker 1>it's just my commentary on something that we probably I

0:49:11.640 --> 0:49:13.279
<v Speaker 1>wanted it, you know, you know we didn't go to

0:49:13.360 --> 0:49:14.520
<v Speaker 1>it and we didn't have time on the big show

0:49:14.560 --> 0:49:16.640
<v Speaker 1>to tekka. Now I'm gonna I'm gonna give you my

0:49:16.719 --> 0:49:20.600
<v Speaker 1>opinion as someone who's done. I only I didn't do

0:49:20.600 --> 0:49:21.680
<v Speaker 1>a lot of stand up. I did a lot of

0:49:21.719 --> 0:49:24.239
<v Speaker 1>improv the sketch comedy and right, okay, I didn't want

0:49:24.239 --> 0:49:25.960
<v Speaker 1>your opinion. But but we have a new jingle which

0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:27.120
<v Speaker 1>I need to play. Now. I need to call you

0:49:27.160 --> 0:49:29.399
<v Speaker 1>out because he just said he shouldn't have went. You said,

0:49:29.440 --> 0:49:31.120
<v Speaker 1>he said, what did you say? He said, uh, you

0:49:31.160 --> 0:49:33.359
<v Speaker 1>should you shouldn't have went, and said he should have gone.

0:49:33.400 --> 0:49:36.200
<v Speaker 1>He shouldn't have said, right, Yeah, that's not correct. You

0:49:36.239 --> 0:49:38.239
<v Speaker 1>should have said shouldn't should he shouldn't have gone. So

0:49:38.360 --> 0:49:40.000
<v Speaker 1>we have it. Sorry to be Grammar police. We have

0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:45.080
<v Speaker 1>a Grammar police jingle now gram pololice grab a police

0:49:46.840 --> 0:49:51.319
<v Speaker 1>a police, who's in the house police? Yeah all right,

0:49:51.560 --> 0:49:53.719
<v Speaker 1>so you called the ground police one. But now we

0:49:53.760 --> 0:49:55.759
<v Speaker 1>have a jingle. But but but I got something even

0:49:56.280 --> 0:50:00.719
<v Speaker 1>more funny, even ironic. I gess something ironic. Who loaded

0:50:00.760 --> 0:50:04.160
<v Speaker 1>the Grammar police jingle? Uh? Not me? He was, I

0:50:04.280 --> 0:50:06.680
<v Speaker 1>don't want to say it was. Well whoever it was

0:50:07.320 --> 0:50:10.600
<v Speaker 1>spelled The word grammar g r A M M E r.

0:50:10.920 --> 0:50:15.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh no hidiot. Grammar is spelled g r A M

0:50:15.920 --> 0:50:18.440
<v Speaker 1>M A R. So the person who titled the name

0:50:18.520 --> 0:50:21.920
<v Speaker 1>of this file in the computer spelled the grammar row

0:50:23.160 --> 0:50:33.680
<v Speaker 1>gram police Policemi police police. So he has some examples

0:50:33.719 --> 0:50:36.200
<v Speaker 1>of grammar police this week when you know, you know what,

0:50:36.400 --> 0:50:39.319
<v Speaker 1>we got a lot of pictures this week. I gotta

0:50:39.360 --> 0:50:42.839
<v Speaker 1>look through my hold on. I haven't hear my else.

0:50:43.600 --> 0:50:45.839
<v Speaker 1>Did you want to see something about Richard Bryan's son?

0:50:45.920 --> 0:50:47.520
<v Speaker 1>But I do, but I want to look at the

0:50:47.520 --> 0:50:52.680
<v Speaker 1>grammar police st grammar police. You're like, love this by

0:50:52.719 --> 0:50:54.799
<v Speaker 1>the way that that you guys know what that's from?

0:50:54.880 --> 0:51:00.560
<v Speaker 1>Right s w A. I told you at a jingle.

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<v Speaker 1>But now in the examples, you screwed up in responding

0:51:07.560 --> 0:51:10.960
<v Speaker 1>to somebody backs you responding back to somebody? Is it

0:51:11.040 --> 0:51:13.680
<v Speaker 1>a voice text thing that I did, I can't be

0:51:13.800 --> 0:51:16.640
<v Speaker 1>responsible for. You were correcting someone's grammar and you spell

0:51:16.760 --> 0:51:18.520
<v Speaker 1>the role. You know, you said a word wrong in

0:51:18.600 --> 0:51:21.640
<v Speaker 1>the in your whatever interpreted you wrong, and you tweeted

0:51:21.680 --> 0:51:23.359
<v Speaker 1>it wrong. I called you out on it last week.

0:51:23.360 --> 0:51:27.240
<v Speaker 1>A lot of listeners hearted that tweet. Yeah, all right, whatever,

0:51:27.640 --> 0:51:29.799
<v Speaker 1>I want to give a shout out to I don't

0:51:29.800 --> 0:51:30.880
<v Speaker 1>have his name here? Do you have his name? You

0:51:30.960 --> 0:51:33.160
<v Speaker 1>have his name? He hold on, it's not a grammar police.

0:51:33.200 --> 0:51:38.160
<v Speaker 1>They sent us a picture. It's Thomas va Leven. Okay,

0:51:38.200 --> 0:51:41.080
<v Speaker 1>what about him? Thomas sent a picture. Uh, he was

0:51:41.120 --> 0:51:44.680
<v Speaker 1>standing in front of Animal Kingdom at Disney. But his

0:51:44.800 --> 0:51:48.720
<v Speaker 1>head in the picture is after the end in Animal,

0:51:49.719 --> 0:51:53.600
<v Speaker 1>so it covers the eye and the m so it

0:51:53.680 --> 0:51:57.960
<v Speaker 1>looks like anal kingdom. That's not Grammar Police. Oh no,

0:51:58.360 --> 0:52:00.920
<v Speaker 1>there was a Disney sign. No, that's yes, I'm looking

0:52:00.960 --> 0:52:02.640
<v Speaker 1>for it. Hold on, that's what I'm looking for, you know.

0:52:02.760 --> 0:52:06.120
<v Speaker 1>I downloaded it on my h I'm fascinated by this,

0:52:06.440 --> 0:52:09.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling Yeah, there's the approach to Disney, right. You know,

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:12.080
<v Speaker 1>if you're driving, there's all the signs that leave you,

0:52:12.560 --> 0:52:15.480
<v Speaker 1>and you know that I don't have them right now.

0:52:15.560 --> 0:52:18.880
<v Speaker 1>I downloaded them to my laptop. Here's one though. We

0:52:19.000 --> 0:52:22.440
<v Speaker 1>got this one. It was a cake they someone sent us.

0:52:22.520 --> 0:52:25.000
<v Speaker 1>It was a cake at their office they were leaving, right,

0:52:25.040 --> 0:52:26.160
<v Speaker 1>so it was a good luck cake. It was a

0:52:26.200 --> 0:52:29.560
<v Speaker 1>tombstone and the cake said you're dead to us? Why,

0:52:29.600 --> 0:52:35.040
<v Speaker 1>oh you are? Oh that's bad. Also, there's um there's

0:52:35.080 --> 0:52:38.600
<v Speaker 1>a meme going around which looks like it's called Grammar

0:52:38.680 --> 0:52:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Hell and it's a bunch of people walking into a

0:52:41.200 --> 0:52:44.120
<v Speaker 1>cave and the sign on the sign the there's like

0:52:44.200 --> 0:52:46.759
<v Speaker 1>four mistakes on the sign, and there's a couple of

0:52:46.840 --> 0:52:49.920
<v Speaker 1>mistakes on the sign above the opening. Anyway, it's going around.

0:52:50.000 --> 0:52:51.200
<v Speaker 1>You don't need to send it to me. I've seen

0:52:51.200 --> 0:52:53.680
<v Speaker 1>it fifteen times now, but I appreciate people thinking of

0:52:53.760 --> 0:52:58.680
<v Speaker 1>me when it comes through. Uh stuff. It's hysterical, whether

0:52:58.760 --> 0:53:01.080
<v Speaker 1>it's intentional or on an I'll have them ready for

0:53:01.160 --> 0:53:03.480
<v Speaker 1>next week because they're on my laptop. I downloaded them immediately.

0:53:03.719 --> 0:53:07.680
<v Speaker 1>The guy the guy corner. The guy corner sent Yeah,

0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:09.520
<v Speaker 1>that was the one that you're talking about. This is

0:53:09.600 --> 0:53:12.719
<v Speaker 1>going to be painful with the people walking in and then, um,

0:53:13.080 --> 0:53:15.759
<v Speaker 1>you're now between grammar hell. Here's why I'm saving them.

0:53:15.760 --> 0:53:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Here's why I'm saving them on my on my computer

0:53:18.560 --> 0:53:22.000
<v Speaker 1>because when we do our live show someday, I want

0:53:22.040 --> 0:53:24.439
<v Speaker 1>to have a screen next to the stage and show

0:53:24.520 --> 0:53:28.160
<v Speaker 1>these We're gonna go through them. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Um oh,

0:53:28.200 --> 0:53:30.560
<v Speaker 1>speaking of grammar Police, I have a grammar Police store.

0:53:30.800 --> 0:53:32.239
<v Speaker 1>By the way. I found the sign. By the way,

0:53:32.520 --> 0:53:37.640
<v Speaker 1>thank you to blog mickey dot com and blog Mickey said,

0:53:38.120 --> 0:53:42.359
<v Speaker 1>here's a gem from last December and this was Oh

0:53:42.640 --> 0:53:45.320
<v Speaker 1>they spelled Epcot on the sign to Disney. This is

0:53:45.400 --> 0:53:53.760
<v Speaker 1>the one e p o CTT left lane epot. Hello,

0:53:54.640 --> 0:53:58.799
<v Speaker 1>it's the name of your freaking they spelled and as

0:53:58.800 --> 0:54:01.359
<v Speaker 1>another one who was animal king him with was missing

0:54:01.400 --> 0:54:03.880
<v Speaker 1>a letter. There was a few of them. If you

0:54:03.960 --> 0:54:07.000
<v Speaker 1>google misspelled Disney signs, there's a lot of misspelled But

0:54:07.080 --> 0:54:10.240
<v Speaker 1>who writes this stuff? I don't know. Oh, I will found.

0:54:10.400 --> 0:54:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Here's another ironic thing from j litz oh three on Twitter.

0:54:14.520 --> 0:54:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Joel Garcia he was standing in front of a double

0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:22.520
<v Speaker 1>door called the Sliding Door Company. Three people sent us

0:54:22.560 --> 0:54:25.080
<v Speaker 1>that picture. Well then maybe he didn't do it, But no,

0:54:25.239 --> 0:54:27.200
<v Speaker 1>he did. He's one of them. Well yeah, but he

0:54:27.480 --> 0:54:29.120
<v Speaker 1>might not might not have been his picture. You might

0:54:29.160 --> 0:54:31.640
<v Speaker 1>have stolen it. The point is it's a double door

0:54:31.800 --> 0:54:34.480
<v Speaker 1>for a company, and the name of the company written

0:54:34.520 --> 0:54:37.839
<v Speaker 1>on the glass is the Sliding Door Company. You would

0:54:37.880 --> 0:54:41.359
<v Speaker 1>think that a sliding door company would have what type

0:54:41.360 --> 0:54:44.160
<v Speaker 1>of an entrance door? Entrance? You think, No, it's a

0:54:44.200 --> 0:54:48.120
<v Speaker 1>pull handle. So I found that hilarious. That's not a

0:54:48.160 --> 0:54:50.680
<v Speaker 1>grant police thing, that's just that that might be more irony.

0:54:51.239 --> 0:54:55.080
<v Speaker 1>I like ironic. That's ironic. That's ironic, right, yes, speaking

0:54:55.120 --> 0:55:00.200
<v Speaker 1>of which, hold on, hold on all right, it's all

0:55:00.239 --> 0:55:02.360
<v Speaker 1>I got for Grammar Police, but I like the jingle.

0:55:02.960 --> 0:55:14.239
<v Speaker 1>Who sent us police police police police? All right? So

0:55:14.600 --> 0:55:16.759
<v Speaker 1>we got tweeted this and it's on I don't know

0:55:16.840 --> 0:55:20.680
<v Speaker 1>the website, but I retweeted it. Um Atlantis, Mora said,

0:55:21.440 --> 0:55:26.040
<v Speaker 1>and James Cordon did an updated version of ironic and

0:55:26.440 --> 0:55:28.879
<v Speaker 1>it's and it's all about how the original song isn't

0:55:28.920 --> 0:55:31.920
<v Speaker 1>ironic and it's all new lyrics that are ironic. Now,

0:55:32.000 --> 0:55:35.320
<v Speaker 1>we talked about that a week before they that's correct,

0:55:35.719 --> 0:55:37.839
<v Speaker 1>that's correct. So I think maybe they stole that from us.

0:55:39.040 --> 0:55:42.360
<v Speaker 1>All right, Um, your old friends sends you a Facebook request,

0:55:42.640 --> 0:55:45.920
<v Speaker 1>you only find out they're racist after you accept it.

0:55:46.000 --> 0:55:47.959
<v Speaker 1>Was stuff like that. It was all new, updated lyrics,

0:55:48.000 --> 0:55:49.840
<v Speaker 1>a lot of them. By the way. Also, we're not ironic,

0:55:50.520 --> 0:55:54.000
<v Speaker 1>So thank you for Anthony Thomas Cello. Now, Grammar Police.

0:55:54.040 --> 0:55:56.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna need to jingle again when I'm done. No, no,

0:55:56.600 --> 0:55:58.319
<v Speaker 1>not yet, not till I'm done with it. What I'm

0:55:58.360 --> 0:56:00.680
<v Speaker 1>done with it. I want to get the You still

0:56:00.680 --> 0:56:02.600
<v Speaker 1>have to give me your thoughts on Richard. I will

0:56:02.640 --> 0:56:04.480
<v Speaker 1>get to that. You know how this podcast goes. We

0:56:04.680 --> 0:56:08.520
<v Speaker 1>we get to derailed NonStop. So Jake gets a phone

0:56:08.520 --> 0:56:10.640
<v Speaker 1>call on his phone producer Jake on our show and

0:56:10.680 --> 0:56:12.760
<v Speaker 1>the woman wants to talk to him about solar panels.

0:56:13.800 --> 0:56:15.640
<v Speaker 1>So uh he, she says, is the owner of the

0:56:15.680 --> 0:56:17.960
<v Speaker 1>house home. He says, hold on, I'll get him, and

0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:21.160
<v Speaker 1>he puts me on the phone with this telemarketer that

0:56:21.280 --> 0:56:23.920
<v Speaker 1>the girl sounded like she was in her twenties all right,

0:56:24.280 --> 0:56:27.080
<v Speaker 1>And she says, can I talk to you about solar panels?

0:56:27.800 --> 0:56:29.239
<v Speaker 1>I said sure, I said that she was. Who was

0:56:29.280 --> 0:56:31.360
<v Speaker 1>that I was speaking to before? I said, that's that

0:56:31.480 --> 0:56:36.080
<v Speaker 1>was my assistant, Uh uh Roberto, yeah, something like that.

0:56:36.160 --> 0:56:37.480
<v Speaker 1>So I was, you know, making up ship with her.

0:56:37.800 --> 0:56:40.000
<v Speaker 1>So she says, um, uh, do you want a home?

0:56:40.400 --> 0:56:42.600
<v Speaker 1>I said yes, I do. So she's, well, if I

0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:45.120
<v Speaker 1>could talk to you a minute about your guys electric bill? Guy,

0:56:46.440 --> 0:56:47.960
<v Speaker 1>how much do you pay? I said, So she starts

0:56:48.000 --> 0:56:49.560
<v Speaker 1>going on with her spiel. I said, hold on, hold

0:56:49.600 --> 0:56:51.520
<v Speaker 1>on a second, just so you could save a lot

0:56:51.560 --> 0:56:53.680
<v Speaker 1>of money on your on your electric bill every month

0:56:53.719 --> 0:56:57.120
<v Speaker 1>if you installed so oh, well, she's I'm sorry, what's

0:56:57.120 --> 0:56:59.440
<v Speaker 1>the matter, sir, I said, I can't talk to you

0:57:00.280 --> 0:57:02.480
<v Speaker 1>when you use the word guys is because guys is

0:57:02.560 --> 0:57:04.399
<v Speaker 1>I said, the word guys as guys is not a word.

0:57:05.360 --> 0:57:08.160
<v Speaker 1>Just what I said, Well, I was interested in buying

0:57:08.160 --> 0:57:09.960
<v Speaker 1>solar panels, but then referred to my house as you

0:57:10.120 --> 0:57:13.440
<v Speaker 1>your guys house. Guys is not a word. What are

0:57:13.440 --> 0:57:16.600
<v Speaker 1>you talking about? I said, guys with with with an

0:57:16.600 --> 0:57:19.560
<v Speaker 1>apostrophe after the s would be possessive and it's preno.

0:57:19.760 --> 0:57:22.280
<v Speaker 1>The word would be your guy's house. But guys is

0:57:22.440 --> 0:57:25.080
<v Speaker 1>not a word. And you can't put two ses next

0:57:25.120 --> 0:57:26.880
<v Speaker 1>to each other ever, unless at the end of the word.

0:57:26.920 --> 0:57:29.360
<v Speaker 1>And it's also that it's not guys e s. That's

0:57:29.360 --> 0:57:33.160
<v Speaker 1>not how you play possessive. Guys is guy's apostrophe at

0:57:33.160 --> 0:57:36.600
<v Speaker 1>the end, right, It's just Oh, this is what she

0:57:36.640 --> 0:57:40.240
<v Speaker 1>says to me. I'm sorry about my grammar Sir, I

0:57:40.360 --> 0:57:47.520
<v Speaker 1>have a cold, I said, this happen. I said, so

0:57:47.720 --> 0:57:51.360
<v Speaker 1>you're telling me you have a grammar flu. She said yeah.

0:57:51.480 --> 0:57:54.520
<v Speaker 1>I said I have a cold. I said, I understand

0:57:54.560 --> 0:57:57.160
<v Speaker 1>you have a cold. But you said, guys is what

0:57:57.440 --> 0:58:01.280
<v Speaker 1>kind of virus? What kind of illness? What til do

0:58:01.360 --> 0:58:04.200
<v Speaker 1>you take to get rid of the grammar flu? That

0:58:04.400 --> 0:58:06.600
<v Speaker 1>was her excuse. Well, I'm sorry, sir, if I don't

0:58:06.600 --> 0:58:08.760
<v Speaker 1>speak as well as you, I said, no, you don't.

0:58:08.880 --> 0:58:11.440
<v Speaker 1>But more importantly, you speak for a living. I'm just

0:58:11.560 --> 0:58:13.480
<v Speaker 1>letting you know, guys, isn't a word, and you're telling

0:58:13.480 --> 0:58:15.800
<v Speaker 1>me it's because you have a call. You know, I'm

0:58:15.800 --> 0:58:22.320
<v Speaker 1>gonna call a pol lee. How about this one from

0:58:22.400 --> 0:58:26.960
<v Speaker 1>catn TiSER Kate J eight nine said, hey, grammar police alert.

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<v Speaker 1>So I listen to the Brooklyn Boys check this one

0:58:29.760 --> 0:58:31.880
<v Speaker 1>out and made me think, what would the Brooklyn boys

0:58:31.960 --> 0:58:38.640
<v Speaker 1>think of this? Uh? The phrase don't you dare? What's

0:58:38.640 --> 0:58:42.360
<v Speaker 1>wrong with that? Brodie? Don't is a contraction? Right? So

0:58:42.600 --> 0:58:46.880
<v Speaker 1>don't you dare is actually incorrect grammar because it translates

0:58:46.920 --> 0:58:50.080
<v Speaker 1>to do not you dare? Yeah? But I think I

0:58:50.160 --> 0:58:53.360
<v Speaker 1>think that expression is a colloquialism and it's don't you dare?

0:58:53.480 --> 0:58:56.800
<v Speaker 1>Think about it? Ye deo an apostrophe T is short

0:58:56.840 --> 0:58:58.560
<v Speaker 1>for don't know. I get it, I get it, do

0:58:58.720 --> 0:59:02.280
<v Speaker 1>not you dare? Do not you dare? Yeah, I'll give

0:59:02.320 --> 0:59:05.960
<v Speaker 1>you that. Well, that's pe But it's like considered an

0:59:06.000 --> 0:59:08.360
<v Speaker 1>expression like when you say, when you say to somebody

0:59:08.480 --> 0:59:11.560
<v Speaker 1>you know you lucked out, it's that's a positive, but

0:59:11.600 --> 0:59:14.360
<v Speaker 1>it sounds like a negative. I think don't you dare

0:59:14.480 --> 0:59:19.840
<v Speaker 1>is like it's acceptable now because it's accepted. It's wrong. Wrong.

0:59:20.000 --> 0:59:22.280
<v Speaker 1>So when people say, don't you there, don't you dare,

0:59:22.320 --> 0:59:27.840
<v Speaker 1>that's wrong every time. Okay, that's how you're feeling better yourself. Oh,

0:59:28.440 --> 0:59:31.320
<v Speaker 1>not a grammar issue. But you gotta be fucking kidding me.

0:59:32.200 --> 0:59:36.760
<v Speaker 1>You gotta be fucking kidding me. My wife drives a Hundai, Okay,

0:59:36.920 --> 0:59:39.280
<v Speaker 1>got her Hundai. Got a great deal at UH. I

0:59:39.280 --> 0:59:40.760
<v Speaker 1>can tell you where because then you played a jingle

0:59:40.800 --> 0:59:43.960
<v Speaker 1>bunket diet. But it wasn't a clot you know what.

0:59:44.000 --> 0:59:45.360
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you where I got. I got a good deal,

0:59:45.600 --> 0:59:47.080
<v Speaker 1>but not because they're a client and not a client

0:59:47.120 --> 0:59:53.840
<v Speaker 1>of sponsor. Was Plaza Plasada. They have a fantastic app.

0:59:53.920 --> 0:59:56.920
<v Speaker 1>What is it, Cargo Go Car? Are you actually I

0:59:57.000 --> 0:59:59.320
<v Speaker 1>use the app? Yeah? It was fantastic. Great Anyway, I

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<v Speaker 1>love my Hundai, but I bought the car in Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't live in Brooklyn. What so I get serviced

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<v Speaker 1>in New Jersey. I'm not gonna name the dealership, it's

1:00:06.280 --> 1:00:10.600
<v Speaker 1>not important. Okay. I call up and and this place

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<v Speaker 1>sells Hyundai's and Mazda. Okay, So I called it and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I want to make an appointment for my

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<v Speaker 1>wife's car. Uh, and she says to me, you drive

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<v Speaker 1>a Mazda or Honda. So I said, um, this is

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah Hyundai, right, Mazda Hundai? Just yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you just asked me if I own a Honda. She

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<v Speaker 1>works for the company. I said, you know you don't

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<v Speaker 1>work for Honda, right, you know, like Hyundai would be

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<v Speaker 1>piste off that you said Honda instead of Hyundai. Like

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<v Speaker 1>that's must be the most annoying mistake you could make,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when it's confusing to people because they're like they

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<v Speaker 1>might hang up on her, they might lose. So she

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<v Speaker 1>says to me, I'm sorry, Sorr, I've only worked her

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<v Speaker 1>a few weeks. How many days does it take to remember?

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<v Speaker 1>Remember you work for Hundai. It's on the sign. And

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, it's not Hyundai. It's Hundad like Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>like Sunday Monday day. If you've ever pronounced Honday wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome, but it's Hunday. She asked me if I

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<v Speaker 1>have a Mazda or Honda. I said, I don't have either.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a Hyundai, which is the name of your establishment.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you sell Honda's Oh no, we don't, sir, Sorry

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<v Speaker 1>about that. Sorry about that. What the fuck? Wow? God,

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<v Speaker 1>it reminds me the time I was in Barnes and Noble,

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<v Speaker 1>Barnes and Noble, by the way, I Nobles. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>Barns and Nobles. Barns and Noble, and they had some

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<v Speaker 1>some I want to say it was high school college,

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<v Speaker 1>you know around that. He says, attention, ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 1>Barnes and Nobles will be closing in fifteen minutes. You

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<v Speaker 1>work there, Get it right, you that's gotta be day one.

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<v Speaker 1>You had day one employee training. They have to say.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when I worked, when I managed in the

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<v Speaker 1>first thing. We talked people in Starbucks when I would

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<v Speaker 1>train them. They told you it's in the manual that

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<v Speaker 1>it's espresso. Don't say espresso, it's pronounced espresso. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>work at It's singular, right, Barnes and Noble. You don't

1:02:03.080 --> 1:02:05.440
<v Speaker 1>work at Walmart's. You don't work at j C. Penny's. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>you work at j C. Penney? Right? You work at

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<v Speaker 1>Nordstrom Work at Nordstrom's. You know. Didn't we do this

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<v Speaker 1>in one of our earlier episodes where um, what was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it a car dealer? It was a car dealership,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't it. Maybe we called about the Porsche Porsche Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, they tell you that right away, it's

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<v Speaker 1>p I wonder if I called a BMW dealership. I

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<v Speaker 1>wonder if they would if they could tell me what

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<v Speaker 1>the words bm the letters BMW stand for. I know

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<v Speaker 1>what they mean, so do I. Bavarian Motor Works, Bavarian

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<v Speaker 1>Motor Works. I bet you a lot of employees don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that. You know why the by the way, sponsor

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<v Speaker 1>of our show is Mercedes. Do you know why there's

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<v Speaker 1>a logo that has three sections in it because Mercedes, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>they wanted to be known for air, land and sea

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<v Speaker 1>and that was their three three things that they Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we should call it BMW. This is what happens when

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<v Speaker 1>you have no siblings. You learned stupid. She anyway, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I when I got the letter phone, Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>have not ranted about my hotel experience. I went off

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<v Speaker 1>at the front desk. Oh I did, yeah, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>might have to save that, but didn't get unused jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just read the free desserts? We got a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of people at free desserts. Oh, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>got mail time Oh my god, I got mail for

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<v Speaker 1>you guys. All right, So okay, so here's what you

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<v Speaker 1>tell me. I didn't rant. Oh okay, So speaking of rants,

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<v Speaker 1>I know I still owe you the dry cleaner rant.

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<v Speaker 1>I still owe you that. I still owe you now

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<v Speaker 1>the hotel. Now listen. I went away to two places

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<v Speaker 1>when I was away on vacation last week. I went

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<v Speaker 1>to two different casinos. One I put on Instagram and

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<v Speaker 1>I commented I was there. The other one piste me

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<v Speaker 1>off so much. I didn't tweet about it. I didn't complain.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't put any pictures in the casino because f them.

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<v Speaker 1>The one I did go to was great. I have nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>but I had a great time. Uh Mount Dairy Casino

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<v Speaker 1>in the Pocono Mountains, I had eight time. I played

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<v Speaker 1>black Check. If you ever played black Check with with

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<v Speaker 1>double back black chack, double black black jack, Yeah yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you could. Yeah, Oh my god, it's so um you

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<v Speaker 1>guys donna play black JACKNA play black check twenty one? Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen it at a five dollar table. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I love a five dollar table. All right, So I

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<v Speaker 1>should I say this for the casino next week, I

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<v Speaker 1>have to explain how double back Uh double back, double

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<v Speaker 1>back back. So you know, if you get more than

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one, you bust. Right, anything over twenty one you're

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<v Speaker 1>at you lose this one. Though. They allow you to

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<v Speaker 1>buy back a card. So if you go over twenty one,

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<v Speaker 1>let's say you get a king, you're like, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>at twenty six. Whatever your original bet was. Let's say

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<v Speaker 1>ten dollars for that or whatever. The original bet was

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<v Speaker 1>five dollars, ten dollars for that amount, not the ten dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say you get a card back and its subtracts

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<v Speaker 1>from your total. So if you have like a twenty

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<v Speaker 1>six and you get a ten back, you're at sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>The deal is showing a four. That's pretty good. I

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<v Speaker 1>like this. I've never heard of this before. Chair right,

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<v Speaker 1>But then the dealer gets an advantage if he gets

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<v Speaker 1>a twenty two or she gets it's a push, no

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<v Speaker 1>matter what you have, right, they get twenty two, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a push, so they get a benefit. You get a benefit. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen that before. So Mount Airy Casino, that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's Mount Very Lodge that's up the road. But this

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<v Speaker 1>is a new casino time. It's actually the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>There were two different places there are my client. No,

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<v Speaker 1>mount Airy Casino and Resort used to be mount Airy Lodge.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the same place. No, it's different pricing. I looked

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<v Speaker 1>it up. No, same place. No, mount Airy Lodge is not.

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<v Speaker 1>The casino is attached to what is now the Mountain Air.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called the mount Airy Casino Resort, and it used

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<v Speaker 1>to be the Beautiful mount Beautiful Mountairy Lodge. All you

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<v Speaker 1>have to bring is your everything. Yeah, that's the mount

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<v Speaker 1>Airy Lodge. That's it. Um, it's the same place. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at a map and they're just renovated rooms. Man. Whatever. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I know because they were my client. You just did

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<v Speaker 1>it for me. No, I didn't have to. I did say. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what I'll say. I went to mount Airy Lodge

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. I ripped up my thumb skiing. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>their fault, it was my fault. But that that's when

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<v Speaker 1>I used to have heart shaped tubs like cheesy romantic.

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<v Speaker 1>It's beautiful now really, Yeah, they used to have the

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<v Speaker 1>champagne glass and I paid for my room. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a sponsored thing to take. I used to take a

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<v Speaker 1>bath in a champagne glass or a heart shaped tub.

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<v Speaker 1>Shaped tubs that same place. Yeah, that's Mounts beautiful. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>well they read it, and that's where I was driving

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<v Speaker 1>home from in the blizzard. I was posting pictures from Buttsville.

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<v Speaker 1>I was driving home from there. The other place. Not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna I don't even give in the dignity of telling

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<v Speaker 1>you who this other places, but they I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>in the next episode. They tried to pull shoot with

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<v Speaker 1>me at the front desk. Here's what I'll give you

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<v Speaker 1>a little tease. I said, how would you know? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. Just reminded, how would you know? Were

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<v Speaker 1>you there? No, you weren't, I said to him, you

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<v Speaker 1>got some stacks of jokes there. Yeah, I also got

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<v Speaker 1>free desserts. Have to read those next with you, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>this one was your favorite. I'm gonna save that one.

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<v Speaker 1>So Elvis was talking about Danielle was talking about how

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<v Speaker 1>they're having sex on the In case this is your

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<v Speaker 1>first episode. First of all, shame on you. You should

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<v Speaker 1>listen for episodes zero. Hold on, we got a new jingle,

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<v Speaker 1>wld on, what do we say? Listen in order? Right? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a jingle we do? Is it the election one? No?

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<v Speaker 1>It actually says listen in order, listen to order. Jingle,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you don't say it, I don't see it. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it on our page? If not find it now, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>let me do the jokes. You find a control effort. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well just call listen to order, listen to order, but

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to pull it up. I'm gonna pull

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<v Speaker 1>it up, all right. I gotta set up the table

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<v Speaker 1>for those who this is their first episode listening. So

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<v Speaker 1>one of the jokes that we write that Brody mainly

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<v Speaker 1>writes for Elvis on the Big Show. Everyone on the

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<v Speaker 1>show on the show, and they we kicked them to

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis if they don't get used on the Big Show.

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<v Speaker 1>These punch lines here and I look at each other

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<v Speaker 1>and go to podcast and now we read them right

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<v Speaker 1>here on this part and then not all classics. But

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<v Speaker 1>this is what didn't get used. So Danielle did a

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<v Speaker 1>story about on American Idol, the cast is having sex

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<v Speaker 1>like crazy. So the joke I wrote, and I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure about the wording if I loved it, but the

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<v Speaker 1>joke was on the voice. They turned their chairs around

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<v Speaker 1>on American Idol, they turned their seats around, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>meaning the seat of their pants. Well, they turned their

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<v Speaker 1>ass around. I wrote, both he didn't want to do it, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Um we did a story. A guy called and said

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<v Speaker 1>he was at the Vatican and he desperately, desperately had

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<v Speaker 1>had diarrhea. He couldn't find a bathroom. So my joke was, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he had too, pope really badly. That's hysterical. Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>the pope emoji that he didn't do it. Um, we

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about, h what's a safe place to keep

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<v Speaker 1>money in your house? Where do you hide your money?

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<v Speaker 1>So I said, help us keeps his money in his

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<v Speaker 1>other house. Wait on that note that same you know

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<v Speaker 1>when somebody somebody said that they keep their money in

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<v Speaker 1>their tampon box, because nobody ever looked jokes and I

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<v Speaker 1>my joke for that was that's blood money, that's blood.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't do it, and I and I he did

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<v Speaker 1>use my joke on that, which was, oh that that

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<v Speaker 1>gives you meaning to the term cash flows that joke.

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<v Speaker 1>But you have anyone that he didn't use from that,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I did. Hold on. I think I had

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<v Speaker 1>one more we didn't want to do after the car

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<v Speaker 1>I oh, I said, you can only find your money

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<v Speaker 1>once a month, Oh, tamp on money. I said, she

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<v Speaker 1>only uses it when she's in the red. Wouldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>He wouldn't do my blood money joke. Come on, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a freaking I know it's a little it's a little

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<v Speaker 1>off color. Yeah, okay. Uh so uh in the news,

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<v Speaker 1>we did we did a story that Snapchat the stock

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<v Speaker 1>dropped and I said, yeah, but the I said, their

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<v Speaker 1>value disappears every twenty four hours. You didn't do it. Um, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we're giving we were giving away trips to uh the

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<v Speaker 1>Dysfunctional Family vacation. And uh, not only are we we

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<v Speaker 1>give away trips to Miami. Were staying in a beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>hotel in Miami on our Dysfunctional Family vacation. Where we

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<v Speaker 1>standing You remember, we're staying at the beautiful Nobu eating

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<v Speaker 1>yet eating rock. Oh my god, right there in mid

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<v Speaker 1>beat and there's a Nobu there right on Collins Avenue.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no premises. I don't usually eat sushi, you know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I like, Oh my god, paces I've been there. I

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<v Speaker 1>stayed there and they we did the whole thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait anyway, beautiful, So see cost our vacation. Last year,

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<v Speaker 1>we had these steamers in the room at Unico in Mexico,

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<v Speaker 1>which is owned by the same company Sunbeams No stop,

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<v Speaker 1>but the hotel is owned by the same company. Over there,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going beating Rock and Nico right all right? In

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<v Speaker 1>our rooms were these steamers by Sunbeam that we fell

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<v Speaker 1>in love with. They were the best steamers we've ever used.

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<v Speaker 1>Froggy was raving about it, and we sold them out

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<v Speaker 1>on Amazon. This year, everyone who goes is getting a steamer.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, who makes those? Froggy goes Sunbeam.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you know where the steamers are made, Cleveland.

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<v Speaker 1>They're Cleveland Steamers. If you don't know what it means

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<v Speaker 1>urban diction, they don't want to do. Go to Urban Dictionary.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to know what that. Danielle was saying.

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<v Speaker 1>In order to get rid of her accent, she had

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<v Speaker 1>used to have to put it. She went to a

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<v Speaker 1>voice class. They made her put a pencil in her

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<v Speaker 1>mouth and so my joke, so Froggy says, I, I

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<v Speaker 1>had to get rid of my accent. So based on

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<v Speaker 1>the pencil joke, I said, Oh, my joke was, Froggy,

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<v Speaker 1>You've had a number two in your mouth, number two pencil.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do that. We were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>how uh Malala usefs I who's gonna be on David

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<v Speaker 1>Letterman's third episode of My Guest needs no introduction. This

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<v Speaker 1>guest needs his instruction. If you don't know who Malala as,

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<v Speaker 1>you should. She's an amazing role model for women and whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>And so she's going to Oxford. So Elvis said, Oxford.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even buy Oxford choose, and so my joke was,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so dumb, I can't even use an Oxford comma.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't get to that one. Um, this one was

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<v Speaker 1>a two jokes. He used one and he didn't use

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<v Speaker 1>the other. We're talking about someone who has an obsession

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<v Speaker 1>with buying Santa Clauses and they said their house is

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<v Speaker 1>completely filled with Anna's. The joke he used was, I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you go to that house, you get claus trophobic again. Brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>And now here's when he didn't use, I go it

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<v Speaker 1>was her whole home, Sweet Home. Didn't get to that one. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's the favorite joke I wrote before you do that,

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<v Speaker 1>I have one that's not as good. And if I

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<v Speaker 1>have the favorite joke that I wrote that you liked,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't get to leave on a high because mine.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't do comedy the way you do.

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<v Speaker 1>And I want to talk about Richard Pryor's kid. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So so get we're talking about games on the wheel.

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<v Speaker 1>Greg t spends a wheel of games every morning and

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<v Speaker 1>we play a fun game and he usually has like

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<v Speaker 1>four or five choices. So spaghetti Jeopardy, it's in the tush,

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<v Speaker 1>gargle that artist toilet tunes. And people were like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to combine two games and play spaghetti Tunes.

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<v Speaker 1>And someone else said, oh, I want to play toilet jeopardy,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, combining two games. And I said, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>we play gargle that tush? Yeah, but he didn't do

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<v Speaker 1>it because he fun new jingle. Yes, hold on all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So we were talking about Marshmallow. Marshmallow the DJ this

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<v Speaker 1>is my favorite joke of the week and what we

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<v Speaker 1>what were saying? Oh, we were saying about it. He

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<v Speaker 1>drinks to a straw and he Elvis is gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>to dinner with him, and he's like, oh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I have time to go to

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<v Speaker 1>dinner with Marshmallow. I'm looking forward to it. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>my joke was uh uh, you know where you go

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<v Speaker 1>to dinner with Marshmallow. I said two things, two jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>He always wants more to eat, and I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>heard he has a bit of attitude. He has a

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<v Speaker 1>stick up his ass because he roast marshmallows on a stick.

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<v Speaker 1>So he looked at it and he gave your dirty look.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to do it? Come, Marshmallow has a

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<v Speaker 1>stick up his as, right. And if you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>who Marshmallow is, he's a famous E d M dj R.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you wanted to talk about Alexa and the Brooklyn Boys.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh ship, we're mentioning the A word. We can't because

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<v Speaker 1>it might be stopping our podcast right now. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't be. And here's why you couldn't be. I have

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<v Speaker 1>an Alexa at home, right okay. I have my uh

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<v Speaker 1>Google Home in one room and Alexa in the other.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got my home pod, my Apple home Pod

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<v Speaker 1>in in a room. All right. I know you going.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're going, If you go to Google Home, you

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<v Speaker 1>say Google Home play the Brooklyn Boys podcast and I

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<v Speaker 1>heart radio now playing the next episode right book, No problem?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey HomePod, which I just got last Saturday. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>fabulous piece of equipment. Beautiful Hey, Home Poto, Hey Siri,

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<v Speaker 1>play the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Now you may have said

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's fun ship and it says, and now playing the

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys podcast on Apple iTunes. All right, So if

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<v Speaker 1>you ask, if you ask Alexa, when I go to

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<v Speaker 1>my house or my mom's house, and I went, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Hey, Alexa, play

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<v Speaker 1>the Brooken Boys podcast on I Heart Radio. So they

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<v Speaker 1>won't play it. So here's what happened. Play it. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the audio of me trying to get the Alexa.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead. That's the whole thing. Play the Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 1>podcast on radio, Getting Your Brooklyn Boys from Heart Radio. Alexa,

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<v Speaker 1>play Brooklyn Boys podcast on iHeart Radio, Getting your Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys stations from iHeart Radio. Alexa, play the Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 1>podcast show on I Heart Radio. I tried something else,

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<v Speaker 1>mm hmm, I got nothing. Nope, Yeah, I've done the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing by the Alexa, play my the Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 1>podcast on iHeart Radio, app getting your Brooklyn Boys stations

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<v Speaker 1>from iHeart Radio, and she steps playing on DJ two

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<v Speaker 1>d j's called the Brooklyn Boys who up the dance music?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait wait wait fixed. We worked for play and acquired

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<v Speaker 1>Taste podcast on iHeart Radio, getting the latest episode of

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<v Speaker 1>the Acquired Taste. Here it is from my heart Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, this is going to completely throw you.

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<v Speaker 1>That you understand you throw me Alexis Alexa playing Walker's

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<v Speaker 1>and Talker's pocket It played heart Radio play the Walkers

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<v Speaker 1>and Talkers podcast. Yeah, that's getting relatest episode of Walkers

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<v Speaker 1>and Talkers. Here it is from my heart radio. Unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>There it is Alexa play the latest episode of the

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys podcast on my heart radio. M hmm, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got do, Alexa, I hate you. You can always

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<v Speaker 1>send feedbacks through the Helping Feedback Sex the Alexia app. Okay. I,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Bertie, what you just did? I sat

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<v Speaker 1>there for about forty five minutes giving her all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of commands, trying to maybe the phrasing y maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't detect my Brooklyn accent. Stupid freaking piece of can

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<v Speaker 1>we find we got we got? We work for this? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So I went up to the right now. I went

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<v Speaker 1>up to twenty one whether the cloud City where all

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<v Speaker 1>the digital team Cloud City, where they have like they

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<v Speaker 1>have a kitchen with free we gotta go up there.

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<v Speaker 1>They have free snacks. They have a kitchen with food.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a chef come up there? Oh my god. So

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<v Speaker 1>I go up there and I say, hey, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>get They go, really, we haven't noticed that problem. You

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<v Speaker 1>know why you're not listening to my podcast. So they

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<v Speaker 1>so they try it, and they go, oh, we gotta

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<v Speaker 1>let the people over at Amazon. No. So today's date

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<v Speaker 1>is the seventh Mar seven. I'll let you know when

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<v Speaker 1>they fix it. If you can get that to work

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<v Speaker 1>on yours, let me know. Yeah. Um oh I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's mail to hold on. So I'm sorry. So who

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<v Speaker 1>have I? Who have I said this to? Um? Stacy

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<v Speaker 1>and the rolving door? Yeah? What was the woman's name

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<v Speaker 1>at CVS? Fuck you Agnes? Fuck you Stacy? Fuck you Alexa? What? How? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now you're gonna you're gonna tell people to listen to

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<v Speaker 1>order or what? Oh? Is it fixed? Oh no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do it next week. Yeah, so listen to

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<v Speaker 1>order is what I'm saying. Week Um uh, some male

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<v Speaker 1>and I still want to hear about Richard Pryor and

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<v Speaker 1>I got an event this weekend and then we gotta

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<v Speaker 1>get out. Here's what I'll say when you are a

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<v Speaker 1>comic getting booed like that, Not that it's ever happened

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<v Speaker 1>to me, although I did. I did perform once in

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<v Speaker 1>a place that had chicken wire, got in front of

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<v Speaker 1>the stage and people threw ship at us. I've had

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<v Speaker 1>food and forks thrown at me and the comedy group

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<v Speaker 1>I was in because it was chicken wire. It was

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<v Speaker 1>there for like if they had musical acts. Anyway, when

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<v Speaker 1>people bull you like that, you don't attack the audience.

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<v Speaker 1>The first mistake he made was saying, hey, show some respect. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>your father was Richard Prior. That's great. You don't get

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<v Speaker 1>respect because you followed Richard Prior. Right, you're on that stage.

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<v Speaker 1>Earn your damn respect. The funny, that's what I was

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<v Speaker 1>Number one of comedy. Be funny. Second of all, if

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<v Speaker 1>who had muddled through powered through that and won them

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<v Speaker 1>back over, they'd love you forever. Absolutely. Here's what you

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<v Speaker 1>can do. He made a base running era. You can

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<v Speaker 1>either get better and pull out your a material and

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<v Speaker 1>win them back, or you can insult them like like

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<v Speaker 1>like Heckler's and and and and uh and riff on them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so funny, you win them back. Give you an

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<v Speaker 1>example of this. You can find it on YouTube. I

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<v Speaker 1>was there live. It was the greatest thing I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen in comedy. There's a comedy a comic named Bill Barr.

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<v Speaker 1>Bu r r Okay, Oh this is a famous clip.

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<v Speaker 1>I love this was there. You were there, I was there.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was at UH. It was in um.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the nut? It's the UH the Bank Arts Center

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<v Speaker 1>in South Jersey for further south, the one in in

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<v Speaker 1>UM Camden, the Camden Arena, And it was it was

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<v Speaker 1>an opiate anthony show. The two guys used to have

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<v Speaker 1>a radio show on satellite and I went. It was

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<v Speaker 1>their comedy tour. And Bill Barr made a joke about

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<v Speaker 1>George Form and maybe who's a Philadelphia boxer or George Frasier,

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<v Speaker 1>whoever would from Philly, And you don't you don't insult

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Frasier. You don't insult Philadelphia athletes and and and Camden,

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey is right across the water from Philly. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a Philly audience. Well, they booed him and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you fucking kidding me? Philly? And he went off

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<v Speaker 1>on Philly. He's like, oh you God's fucking rocky statue

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<v Speaker 1>in the steps. Nobody gives a shape. I'm I love Philly.

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<v Speaker 1>He went off on Philly for like twenty minutes, insulting

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<v Speaker 1>their football team, insulting their cheese steaks, their city, and

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<v Speaker 1>just putting them down, and it just nailing them. And

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<v Speaker 1>the more vicious he got and creative and clever, the

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<v Speaker 1>audience started cheering for him and going crazy that he

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<v Speaker 1>was dumping on them so hard that he stood up

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<v Speaker 1>to them and said, you're not gonna get me off

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<v Speaker 1>this stage. I've been doing this too long. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>take a joke. I was. It was no big deal

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<v Speaker 1>what I said, and he rapped that he won them back.

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<v Speaker 1>I have not found a clip of the whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>in a row because people didn't have This was like

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. It wasn't like you can film forever now.

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<v Speaker 1>So people film like the first four minutes, and someone

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<v Speaker 1>else filmed like once they realized what was happening, they

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<v Speaker 1>filmed like the middle part. Then it's a section of

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<v Speaker 1>like overlapping the middle in the end. But if you

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<v Speaker 1>watch the whole thing, that's what the kids should have done.

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<v Speaker 1>But he wasn't good enough to do it was not

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<v Speaker 1>so you gotta either. You gotta win him over somehow,

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<v Speaker 1>Bill bo that sounds like welcome. You've got mail from

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<v Speaker 1>Felicia Pico writing to us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast

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<v Speaker 1>at gmail dot com and you can't too. Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>want to say, you have me dying every time I

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<v Speaker 1>turn you on insert laugh chuckle here. As soon as

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<v Speaker 1>I finished an episode, I can't wait for another. One.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolute favorite is listening to the brody ranting free desserts

1:21:47.479 --> 1:21:50.479
<v Speaker 1>and scary laughing it up. Uh, scary room. Was that

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<v Speaker 1>product you're endorsing? Not cool she's doing. She's writing the

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<v Speaker 1>sound effects in her email. I love this. I hate

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<v Speaker 1>to do this to you, but brody and scary okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I love being entertained by a couple of Brooklyn boys.

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<v Speaker 1>Makes me feel like home. My mom is from Brooklyn,

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<v Speaker 1>herself grew up in benson Hurst with not the best grammar.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope I made you boys proud. Keep up the

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<v Speaker 1>great work I know you will. Hashtag w TF, best

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<v Speaker 1>of luck. Felicia Pico, living in Connecticut ps for the fans.

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<v Speaker 1>Her mother grew up in benson Hurst. She grew up

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<v Speaker 1>in Brooklyn and her family her family did anyway, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew a Pico family. I wonder if she's fans name,

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<v Speaker 1>I vote for the slices. So she wants to remember

1:22:34.880 --> 1:22:36.920
<v Speaker 1>the fan army, we need a name. She said her

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<v Speaker 1>mother was from Brooklyn. Her father, she said she grew

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<v Speaker 1>up in Brooklyn, so her parents must have been living.

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<v Speaker 1>So I I used to work with a guy named

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<v Speaker 1>my mom being from Brooklyn herself and growing up with

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<v Speaker 1>not the best grammar, I hope I made you guys

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<v Speaker 1>from father's not from Brooklyn. But I wonder if her

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<v Speaker 1>mother is related to the guy used to work with

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Pico. Maybe so if you know Joe Pico, let

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<v Speaker 1>me know. All right, we worked to chuck e cheese

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<v Speaker 1>together back in the day. Alright, Well, Matthew Johnson wrote

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<v Speaker 1>to us, Yo, guys, what up? First time emailing you guys.

1:23:05.400 --> 1:23:08.360
<v Speaker 1>I've been an avid listener since day zero? Holds one

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<v Speaker 1>finger on nice, Shut up Brody. If there's an episode zero,

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<v Speaker 1>then I can say since day zero, that's sight of

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<v Speaker 1>since day one. Absolutely right? You know what He's right

1:23:22.920 --> 1:23:25.720
<v Speaker 1>zero that I like that anyway, I just can't say

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<v Speaker 1>one years old. I got an idea of regarding the

1:23:29.160 --> 1:23:31.439
<v Speaker 1>way you guys try to say your names. First, What

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<v Speaker 1>if you you whomever says the names says the other

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<v Speaker 1>person's name first. That way, it's kind of like a tie.

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<v Speaker 1>You both win, or both say your names first, but

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time as each other. Thanks for listening

1:23:44.520 --> 1:23:48.760
<v Speaker 1>to see that sucks you see come on, man, I'm

1:23:48.800 --> 1:23:50.439
<v Speaker 1>just playing by that. That's why it's not gonna work.

1:23:50.439 --> 1:23:52.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm playing by the rules and you're not. Anyway, he

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<v Speaker 1>continues to write, thank you for listening to my awful idea.

1:23:56.200 --> 1:23:59.360
<v Speaker 1>You guys have become my favorite I heart radio podcast. Well,

1:23:59.400 --> 1:24:02.559
<v Speaker 1>don't tell that Alexa, she won't play it. The two

1:24:02.640 --> 1:24:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn DJ you know what and iTunes when you search

1:24:04.880 --> 1:24:08.280
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, it's still doing it. The Bowery Boys comes

1:24:08.360 --> 1:24:10.880
<v Speaker 1>up first. Come on us a B and the Bowery

1:24:10.920 --> 1:24:13.759
<v Speaker 1>isn't even in Brooklyn. Hey, we need you to leave. Please.

1:24:13.800 --> 1:24:17.640
<v Speaker 1>If you love our podcast, please leave positive reviews of

1:24:17.840 --> 1:24:21.200
<v Speaker 1>our show on iTunes. Also, unless people are listening ten

1:24:21.280 --> 1:24:25.719
<v Speaker 1>times to every episode, we're getting episodes listen to more

1:24:25.840 --> 1:24:28.880
<v Speaker 1>than I have Twitter followers. So if you listen to

1:24:28.960 --> 1:24:30.880
<v Speaker 1>this and you don't follow me on Twitter, I'd really

1:24:30.920 --> 1:24:33.559
<v Speaker 1>appreciate if you did. David, If you if you follow

1:24:33.640 --> 1:24:35.800
<v Speaker 1>David Brodie but you don't follow me. I'm kind of

1:24:35.840 --> 1:24:39.360
<v Speaker 1>but heard about that. Follow out Scary Jones too. While

1:24:39.360 --> 1:24:41.240
<v Speaker 1>you're at it, you can. I don't know. I don't

1:24:41.280 --> 1:24:43.719
<v Speaker 1>mean to follow. I'd rather hear follow on Instagram actually,

1:24:43.760 --> 1:24:45.559
<v Speaker 1>to be quite honest and Scary, I have to give

1:24:45.560 --> 1:24:47.800
<v Speaker 1>you credit. What's that You've been much better getting back

1:24:47.800 --> 1:24:50.160
<v Speaker 1>to people lately, especially when related to the Brooklyn Boys.

1:24:50.439 --> 1:24:52.559
<v Speaker 1>You noticed that You've been very good. I've been trying

1:24:52.720 --> 1:24:56.880
<v Speaker 1>so hard to get in there, but it's been true things.

1:24:57.000 --> 1:24:58.599
<v Speaker 1>I had a lot of downtime when we were on vacations,

1:24:58.640 --> 1:25:00.360
<v Speaker 1>so I was actually trying to go back and answer

1:25:00.400 --> 1:25:02.280
<v Speaker 1>some people. I'm trying to get back to you all Twitter.

1:25:02.360 --> 1:25:05.760
<v Speaker 1>I do notice and recognize all of you out there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Brody somehow sticks with Twitter and he's on more than

1:25:09.720 --> 1:25:11.080
<v Speaker 1>I am. I don't go to clubs. I just sit

1:25:11.160 --> 1:25:14.639
<v Speaker 1>home and tweet people back. But I continuing on. Matthew writes, Um,

1:25:15.720 --> 1:25:19.000
<v Speaker 1>you guys have become my favorite heart radio podcast. Um,

1:25:19.720 --> 1:25:22.480
<v Speaker 1>and I think Scary has the perfect type of personality

1:25:22.560 --> 1:25:25.400
<v Speaker 1>of pair with Brody for this kind of of show,

1:25:25.800 --> 1:25:30.160
<v Speaker 1>as many would probably just end up getting mad. You guys, Mesh, Well,

1:25:31.120 --> 1:25:33.400
<v Speaker 1>keep up the good podcasting. Love you guys. No, thank

1:25:33.439 --> 1:25:35.479
<v Speaker 1>you Matthew for noticing that I could put up with

1:25:35.520 --> 1:25:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Brodie's BS. Well. I think what he meant was I

1:25:37.720 --> 1:25:41.240
<v Speaker 1>could put up with your lack of knowledge of things. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Free dessert from Michael Whitney. I'll send that

1:25:45.680 --> 1:25:49.320
<v Speaker 1>one to your Brodie is a long one. So and

1:25:49.680 --> 1:25:54.760
<v Speaker 1>Mark Jarrow wanted to to comment on the episode twenty

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<v Speaker 1>one TV issue. Hey guys, Catching Up truly the best

1:25:57.600 --> 1:26:00.400
<v Speaker 1>podcast out there. You do need Michael Rappaport on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Oh, he wrote, Michael Report. Oh, they

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<v Speaker 1>corrected auto corrected to rapport Michael Report. Michael, It's Michael Rappaport.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for scary. You brought your TV that broke

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<v Speaker 1>with an Amex. Oh remember that I was talking about

1:26:16.800 --> 1:26:20.080
<v Speaker 1>the TV that broken well, that has an automatic warranty

1:26:20.200 --> 1:26:23.280
<v Speaker 1>program that doubles the warranty on almost anything you buy.

1:26:23.880 --> 1:26:27.360
<v Speaker 1>Read the frying fine print and call their customer service

1:26:27.439 --> 1:26:30.160
<v Speaker 1>at Amex. You will get it repaired. A new TV

1:26:30.400 --> 1:26:34.040
<v Speaker 1>to boot hashtag free to dessert Where is mine? That's

1:26:34.160 --> 1:26:37.920
<v Speaker 1>Mark Jarro from Boca Raton Nice. By the way, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>loving that and I'm gonna read them next week. How

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<v Speaker 1>many people, how many people who listen to this podcast

1:26:42.640 --> 1:26:45.639
<v Speaker 1>have been getting free dessert because of this podcast. However,

1:26:46.320 --> 1:26:48.519
<v Speaker 1>I said it last week. I think when we when

1:26:48.560 --> 1:26:51.000
<v Speaker 1>we slip up, they're asking us for free dessert like crazy.

1:26:51.360 --> 1:26:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh you guys didn't record the day you said you're

1:26:52.840 --> 1:26:55.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna quote one free dessert. It doesn't work on us.

1:26:55.600 --> 1:26:58.479
<v Speaker 1>It's like, uh, we're immune to our own like snakes

1:26:58.560 --> 1:27:01.479
<v Speaker 1>can't poison themselves. True, So you should talk about your

1:27:01.520 --> 1:27:03.200
<v Speaker 1>computer real quick and then we'll get out of here. No,

1:27:03.280 --> 1:27:04.600
<v Speaker 1>I think we should do that next week. So I

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<v Speaker 1>have three tea. I went to a computer. I I

1:27:09.200 --> 1:27:12.120
<v Speaker 1>went to buy a new iMac at the Apple store. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna say it straight out. And I spent

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<v Speaker 1>hit a ton of money on this and it was

1:27:17.200 --> 1:27:18.920
<v Speaker 1>it was actually not more than I wanted to spend.

1:27:18.960 --> 1:27:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Could have gotten a PC for a third but anyway, whatever,

1:27:21.160 --> 1:27:23.080
<v Speaker 1>you paid full price, and that's the problem. We'll talk.

1:27:24.520 --> 1:27:27.240
<v Speaker 1>And I had a very interesting opportunity to get a

1:27:27.320 --> 1:27:30.479
<v Speaker 1>discount when Brody's gonna have a solution next time, and

1:27:30.600 --> 1:27:32.880
<v Speaker 1>you also have a couple of ranch you're gonna tease

1:27:32.920 --> 1:27:35.560
<v Speaker 1>next time as well. Oh, I got let's tell you

1:27:35.560 --> 1:27:37.560
<v Speaker 1>what's going on. I tell you about We still have

1:27:37.920 --> 1:27:42.519
<v Speaker 1>talked about the scary handicap in sports. We talk about

1:27:42.560 --> 1:27:44.479
<v Speaker 1>them calling me Dumbo and me taping my ears back.

1:27:44.880 --> 1:27:46.920
<v Speaker 1>That's next week. I want to talk about when you

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<v Speaker 1>see a sign that says delayed green. I got a

1:27:49.160 --> 1:27:52.040
<v Speaker 1>problem with that. Problem with that. I gotta talk about

1:27:52.040 --> 1:27:57.080
<v Speaker 1>the hotel motel we're talking about that. Um ship man?

1:27:57.160 --> 1:28:02.439
<v Speaker 1>Would you the dry cleaners? Oh? Hall, my internet service provider?

1:28:02.600 --> 1:28:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh that I s p oh. I gave them some

1:28:04.760 --> 1:28:06.400
<v Speaker 1>ship and the place to be. I had a problem

1:28:06.439 --> 1:28:09.840
<v Speaker 1>with them. Oh, our medical benefits. There's a company that

1:28:10.160 --> 1:28:13.920
<v Speaker 1>that handled the medical claims. Endless hold on uh. Their

1:28:14.040 --> 1:28:16.360
<v Speaker 1>phone system. When you call it, it tells you stuff.

1:28:16.520 --> 1:28:19.000
<v Speaker 1>They're freaking lying, and I'm gonna talk about it. I

1:28:19.080 --> 1:28:21.280
<v Speaker 1>got a lot. Oh, I got an update on my

1:28:21.400 --> 1:28:25.120
<v Speaker 1>car radio? Does you connect bastards? An update with them?

1:28:27.800 --> 1:28:29.479
<v Speaker 1>Look at us? I got a folder on my phone.

1:28:29.560 --> 1:28:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Look it's going as it happens. Um. I will like,

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<v Speaker 1>on a more serious note, if anybody's listening to this

1:28:36.240 --> 1:28:38.840
<v Speaker 1>podcast and wants to join us. UM, I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>doing an awesome event for charity this weekend. It's called

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<v Speaker 1>d up on cancer, d up on cancer. It's it's

1:28:45.160 --> 1:28:47.200
<v Speaker 1>it's a charity basketball game. It's going on. What are

1:28:47.240 --> 1:28:50.759
<v Speaker 1>you doing? I Am going to be a celebrity coach.

1:28:51.880 --> 1:28:56.240
<v Speaker 1>Use both terms very loosely, celebrity and coach because I

1:28:56.320 --> 1:28:59.920
<v Speaker 1>know very little about basketball. So Paul Pierced, the famous

1:29:00.000 --> 1:29:03.360
<v Speaker 1>basketball player Celtics and Nets. Mostly he is having a

1:29:03.439 --> 1:29:06.560
<v Speaker 1>team called Team Paul Piers And then I'm gonna be

1:29:06.600 --> 1:29:10.320
<v Speaker 1>assistant coaching his team. And then Alan Iverson the famous

1:29:10.439 --> 1:29:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Philadelphia seventies. Right. Uh, he has a team and people

1:29:16.760 --> 1:29:18.640
<v Speaker 1>are gonna be showing up. We just added Fetty Wap.

1:29:18.720 --> 1:29:20.800
<v Speaker 1>Fetty Wap is gonna be there. Flow Right is coming out,

1:29:21.479 --> 1:29:25.240
<v Speaker 1>Uh Little John, Uh, the UFC S, Chris Wideman is

1:29:25.280 --> 1:29:27.080
<v Speaker 1>going to be there. Thenny from the Jersey Shore, a

1:29:27.200 --> 1:29:30.639
<v Speaker 1>bunch of other people. They Um, there's talk that Drake

1:29:30.720 --> 1:29:34.599
<v Speaker 1>and Diddy might show the Only reason why I say

1:29:34.680 --> 1:29:37.920
<v Speaker 1>this in I T S is because last time the

1:29:37.920 --> 1:29:40.120
<v Speaker 1>people shut up unannounced, we did it at the Garden,

1:29:40.360 --> 1:29:43.519
<v Speaker 1>and then we did this event in Vegas and Chris

1:29:43.640 --> 1:29:46.639
<v Speaker 1>Brown showed up. So you just never know who's gonna

1:29:46.680 --> 1:29:49.160
<v Speaker 1>stop by. So all these people I want you to

1:29:49.200 --> 1:29:52.519
<v Speaker 1>go to this website. Uh, it's it's actually Long island

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<v Speaker 1>Nets dot Com is not getting paid for this. I'm

1:29:55.000 --> 1:29:57.240
<v Speaker 1>not getting paid. No charity. It's a charity event Long

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<v Speaker 1>island nets dot com slash d up on cancer. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you can buy your tickets there if you're gonna be

1:30:04.080 --> 1:30:07.120
<v Speaker 1>around the Long Island Nets, which is a minor league team.

1:30:07.160 --> 1:30:09.679
<v Speaker 1>They play at three o'clock and then at six o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven o'clock is then we're gonna start with our game

1:30:12.640 --> 1:30:14.519
<v Speaker 1>and then they could do a skills competition after that.

1:30:15.000 --> 1:30:16.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna be hanging out on the court. I'm

1:30:16.560 --> 1:30:18.120
<v Speaker 1>not gonna be doing much of anything. I might not

1:30:18.200 --> 1:30:20.240
<v Speaker 1>even grab a microphone. But I'm just gonna be there.

1:30:20.439 --> 1:30:23.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have fun with everybody. We're just gonna be chilling.

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<v Speaker 1>Buy some tickets to like twenty bucks and go to

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<v Speaker 1>Long island nets dot com if you can join us

1:30:29.200 --> 1:30:30.920
<v Speaker 1>for that event. It's a great cause and all the

1:30:30.960 --> 1:30:33.519
<v Speaker 1>proceeds go to charity. I don't want to. I do

1:30:33.680 --> 1:30:36.080
<v Speaker 1>want to bring up two things we're talking about. Sponsors.

1:30:36.160 --> 1:30:38.439
<v Speaker 1>We're talking about in the past we said, hey, you

1:30:38.560 --> 1:30:41.439
<v Speaker 1>could sponsor this podcast, which I want to point out

1:30:41.479 --> 1:30:44.160
<v Speaker 1>again as of this last month, one of the most

1:30:44.240 --> 1:30:46.920
<v Speaker 1>listened to podcasts in my heart radio, in our company,

1:30:47.040 --> 1:30:50.240
<v Speaker 1>in our heart media. Nobody has stepped up and said,

1:30:50.320 --> 1:30:52.439
<v Speaker 1>I'll sponsor it for some pizza. I'll bring you guys

1:30:52.479 --> 1:30:55.479
<v Speaker 1>food right forward would have gotten you, well, guess what

1:30:55.640 --> 1:30:58.640
<v Speaker 1>your window is closing? Because we sat down with the

1:30:58.640 --> 1:31:00.840
<v Speaker 1>sales team, Yes, we did, and one of the things

1:31:00.880 --> 1:31:03.000
<v Speaker 1>we talked about his home improvement. I need some home

1:31:03.080 --> 1:31:05.439
<v Speaker 1>improving in my place. So we are reaching out now

1:31:05.520 --> 1:31:07.320
<v Speaker 1>to people who do red do kitchen cabinets. There might

1:31:07.360 --> 1:31:12.840
<v Speaker 1>be a men's men's clothes. I'm getting driveway refinishers. We're

1:31:12.840 --> 1:31:14.360
<v Speaker 1>reaching out to it and might sponsor it because I

1:31:14.400 --> 1:31:18.160
<v Speaker 1>need my driveway redone. Uh you know so uh, bathroom remodeling.

1:31:18.600 --> 1:31:20.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you the windows, clothes and if we get companies,

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<v Speaker 1>so you got a shot. Uh, And we have a

1:31:23.800 --> 1:31:26.040
<v Speaker 1>men's clothing that I see these commercials and I always

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<v Speaker 1>go I like that idea. I like it a lot.

1:31:28.600 --> 1:31:30.040
<v Speaker 1>What I'm not saying who it is till they started

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<v Speaker 1>by the store in the mall and I walked in

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I could see myself and they were like,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think about having these guys like yes, absolutely, hello,

1:31:37.560 --> 1:31:39.600
<v Speaker 1>so we may have our first sponsors. So when we

1:31:39.640 --> 1:31:42.160
<v Speaker 1>talked about getting in the ground floor on the cheap,

1:31:42.720 --> 1:31:44.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, yeah, I'm not saying we do my driveway.

1:31:45.960 --> 1:31:48.120
<v Speaker 1>Shout out to the Bagel Boys of Monroe, though, who

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<v Speaker 1>slipped into my d M s over the weekend and

1:31:50.400 --> 1:31:54.200
<v Speaker 1>said that they want to sponsor the podcast. So we'll talk. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll talk. By the way, they brought up a hell

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<v Speaker 1>of a spread the last time we left the Bagel

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<v Speaker 1>But but I don't know what we'd be right. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to just take your money. We wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>be right for all parties in right. But if they

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<v Speaker 1>want to come up with a bagel spread for us

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<v Speaker 1>on a Thursday or Friday, you know what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>it will take the free food because, after all, you

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<v Speaker 1>know you're from. Come on, I wanted to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready. Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Brooklyn Boys, Brooks