Speaker 1: You think my dad cares that I call you dad?
Speaker 1: He doesn't. You know what my dad wants me to
Speaker 1: call him? He doesn't. He doesn't want me to call him.
Speaker 1: Tashha Tosh Shop to Show Show. Welcome to Toss Show.
Speaker 1: It's six am somewhere, and that place is not here
Speaker 1: right now, but it is when this episode is released
Speaker 1: on YouTube. If it's Tuesday morning and you're on the
Speaker 1: West Coast. How you doing, Eddie?
Speaker 2: Pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'm in a great mood because I dodged a bullet.
Speaker 1: As you know, Dylan, the guy that's always screwing up
Speaker 1: the audio on this show, drops a bomb here. It's
Speaker 1: a small studio that we're in. And then after we
Speaker 1: recorded the other day, he texts us all and says, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: just so you know, I tested positive for COVID. Well,
Speaker 1: isn't that great. I'm about to go on vacation with
Speaker 1: my family, so thank you for that. Now I gotta
Speaker 1: pretend that I'm taking it seriously and I gotta test.
Speaker 1: So I barely put the swab just on the very
Speaker 1: rim of my nose. I try not to touch the
Speaker 1: sides at all. I'm oh, look, I'm fine. Hey, what
Speaker 1: an asshole. He shouldn't. He shouldn't test at the AY
Speaker 1: before I'm going on vacation. I got a family and kids.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta pretend like I care. The only
Speaker 1: way to test positive. I've always said this is to
Speaker 1: take a test.
Speaker 2: Makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't get it, and that's all that matters.
Speaker 1: But I do want Dylan to know he is a
Speaker 1: selfish prick. A selfish prick. Yeah, stick to audio issues.
Speaker 1: Don't mess with my physical well being or my mental
Speaker 1: well being for that matter. How'd your vacation go, Oh, Eddie,
Speaker 1: thanks for asking. My vacation went amazing. Now. I was
Speaker 1: nervous going in because it was with man laws. We
Speaker 1: were bringing the in laws down to Mexico. We were
Speaker 1: bringing my wife's siblings. I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: a recipe for disaster because I can usually only go
Speaker 1: two to three hours without saying something that one of
Speaker 1: them will stew on for the next six years. So
Speaker 1: you're telling me we're gonna do five days. Oh. It
Speaker 1: was tough, but I think I did well. And we
Speaker 1: were celebrating my father in law's retirement. I mean, I
Speaker 1: can complain a little bit. I had everything taken care
Speaker 1: of a nice home. You know, had a staff at
Speaker 1: this home that was just you don't get better service.
Speaker 1: And I mean this anywhere on the planet than you
Speaker 1: do in Mexico. They just get it. They get customer service,
Speaker 1: they do things right. We had a chef, you know,
Speaker 1: a bartender at this house. It was just amazing. So
Speaker 1: they're always just making drinks. There's just always you know,
Speaker 1: the breakfast. We were at eight o'clock, let's have breakfast,
Speaker 1: and it was like an hour long, just made amazing things.
Speaker 1: And then you know, two of my wife's siblings they
Speaker 1: don't ever wake up till eleven, so then the staff
Speaker 1: has to cook round two of breakfast, which I find
Speaker 1: very annoying. Now the day's schedules all off. We're going
Speaker 1: zip lining without you. That's what I scream as they're
Speaker 1: eating eggs at eleven o'clock. I mean this, with all
Speaker 1: due respect. My in laws, all of them, every single
Speaker 1: one would die in minute one if ever faced with
Speaker 1: a disaster, I just walk into the beach. I go, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go grab some more stuff so you guys
Speaker 1: don't have to carry it. I walk back. My wife's
Speaker 1: cousin and my father in law and my son just
Speaker 1: have to continue walking straight for another one hundred feet.
Speaker 1: I get maybe fifty feet away. My son's in the ocean.
Speaker 1: What happened? Oh, wave just washed them in? What how
Speaker 1: did that happen? Same beach next day, my sister in law.
Speaker 1: I look back over my shoulder. She's in the ocean.
Speaker 1: She lost her hat. She's she's and she's chasing it.
Speaker 1: Now she's in the ocean. Big shore break, dangerous. Uh Okay,
Speaker 1: good luck, guys. This was all for my father in
Speaker 1: law's retirement, which is just a long time coming. Now.
Speaker 1: I didn't do anything special for my real parents when
Speaker 1: they retired, but neither of them had an illustrious forty
Speaker 1: nine year career in banking. Today's guest did enjoy Pasha.
Speaker 1: My guest today loves nothing more than to fall asleep
Speaker 1: to a Florida Gator football game, except maybe pocketing loan
Speaker 1: application fees from struggling small businesses. It's his seed that
Speaker 1: brought forth to the world the mother of my children.
Speaker 1: Please welcome all the way from my guest house. My
Speaker 1: father in law, Greg, Thank you, Daniel, Daddy, Hi son.
Speaker 1: Now normally I call you dad or grandpa. I like
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't like calling their father in
Speaker 1: law's dad. I immediately went with dad, Did you have
Speaker 1: issue with that?
Speaker 3: Not at all?
Speaker 1: I could start calling you Papa. Do you like papa?
Speaker 1: How about popa number?
Speaker 3: Two? Sure? Our greg is fine?
Speaker 1: Oh, now your name's not greg Your name.
Speaker 3: Is John John Gregory.
Speaker 1: And there's a long line of John's. Correct, that is correct?
Speaker 1: How long?
Speaker 3: Seven generations?
Speaker 1: And you named your oldest son John as well, but
Speaker 1: he goes by Jordan, right, correct? That's is that John
Speaker 1: his first name or middle first has to be the first,
Speaker 1: has to be the first name. Are you upset that
Speaker 1: I did not do that with our first son?
Speaker 3: Not at all?
Speaker 1: Okay, because he already took care of it.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 1: Has anyone ever said that you look like a sexy
Speaker 1: Steve Bannon?
Speaker 3: God? Is that a compliment?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Well, I said sexy in front of it. Does he
Speaker 1: kind of look like a sexy Steve Bannon?
Speaker 3: Is not a compliment, sorry, Steve, not a compliment.
Speaker 1: You're apologizing to Steve Man. Fuck that guy. He's in jail,
Speaker 1: that's right. What's our age difference? By the way, do
Speaker 1: you even know it?
Speaker 3: Hold on twenty one years, twenty two years so you
Speaker 3: could be my dad. I could, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: No, Well, that would be weird. Your grandkids would be
Speaker 1: super funny looking.
Speaker 3: Not tall enough either.
Speaker 1: No, by the way, how tall are you? I have
Speaker 1: on my notes, say five to two.
Speaker 3: That's a little low. Five eight was the official height.
Speaker 1: But it's going down. It will definitely be going down. Yes,
Speaker 1: we shrink. I talked to you constantly about your posture. Yes,
Speaker 1: try to get you and my wife to be honest.
Speaker 1: I'm like, knock it off, you guys, stand up.
Speaker 3: That's why I didn't wear my thundershirt today. Are you
Speaker 3: wearing a thundershirt? O? Not today?
Speaker 1: No? But you own one? Right?
Speaker 3: I actually owned two? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They hurt to wear.
Speaker 3: No, they're very comfortable.
Speaker 1: Well, a thundershirt. I don't think you're a sponsor yet,
Speaker 1: but you know, once you go ahead and send us
Speaker 1: a few dozen of those. How goddamn old are.
Speaker 3: You as of today? Seventy one?
Speaker 1: Seventy one? It's his birthday today, guys, birth it's his birthday.
Speaker 1: He agreed to be interviewed on his birthday, seventy one.
Speaker 3: Yes, how do you feel good?
Speaker 1: Thanks? And a big milestone in your life? Can we
Speaker 1: discuss this oh, sure that true or false? I forced
Speaker 1: you into retirement. That's true because I wanted because I
Speaker 1: wanted someone to hang out watch sports with me and
Speaker 1: take naps all day.
Speaker 3: Great idea, Yes, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Was like, what are you doing? Stop working? So you're
Speaker 1: newly retired, kind, You're still you're still transitioning. But the
Speaker 1: official notice is in and and and there's a countdown clock.
Speaker 3: That is correct.
Speaker 1: Yes, how's it feel?
Speaker 3: Great? A relief? Actually?
Speaker 1: And for forty nine years you were a banker.
Speaker 3: That is correct too. Yes, come on you, forty nine
Speaker 3: year career. I tried to make it to fifty. You
Speaker 3: would not allow him. No, no, too much. You complain constantly.
Speaker 3: It's true too.
Speaker 1: All you do is complain about being a banker. But
Speaker 1: yet I feel like I'm the only one in your
Speaker 1: family that wants to hear your stories about banking.
Speaker 3: Tammy forbids that. My wife forbids it.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want hearing it to other complain. The other
Speaker 1: kids don't care, except for my oldest, who is a banker.
Speaker 1: He is a banker, yes, now, and he's extremely successful.
Speaker 3: Jordan's doing very well.
Speaker 1: Would you say that he's a better banker than you?
Speaker 3: I would actually say that.
Speaker 1: Has he always been?
Speaker 3: No? Not at first. It took him at least five
Speaker 3: years to surpass me.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yes, I mean did he? And did you
Speaker 1: want that from your son? Did you want him to
Speaker 1: follow in your footsteps?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, that just was his best opportunity.
Speaker 1: I wonder if my father wanted me to follow in
Speaker 1: his footsteps of being a pastor.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: You don't think he would.
Speaker 3: Although I would have been enough Dan a couple of times,
Speaker 3: I don't see it.
Speaker 1: I would have been a wonderful pastor. Oh man, Hosanna, Hosannah.
Speaker 1: There you go. See I got somebody to say it
Speaker 1: right back. How many kids do you have?
Speaker 4: For?
Speaker 3: Four wonderful kids?
Speaker 1: Four wonderful kids? Now, do you regret having any or
Speaker 1: all of your children? You can be specific. You're in
Speaker 1: a safe space, of course, not.
Speaker 3: I love my children. What are you talking about? I
Speaker 3: hear you?
Speaker 1: But do do you re.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Okay? Fabulous for all four of them?
Speaker 3: Fabulous?
Speaker 1: Okay? But if you were to rank them, yeah, from
Speaker 1: Lois to Highs. Who would you start with? That's not disputed.
Speaker 1: Your youngest son, yes, is a solid eight inches taller
Speaker 1: than everyone in your family. Who did your.
Speaker 5: Wife have sex with That is a mystery. He does
Speaker 5: look like a hallum, he does, I think he does.
Speaker 5: Three of your four children live in Los Angeles. One
Speaker 5: is still in Florida, where you live. Now, I'm going
Speaker 5: to say this as an honest compliment.
Speaker 3: I don't mean this.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want you to think it's coming
Speaker 1: from any form of sarcasm whatsoever. No one I've ever
Speaker 1: met is more proud of their children than you are. True.
Speaker 3: I love my kids.
Speaker 1: You just just just they're the world to you. Everything
Speaker 1: they do is amazing. Blah blah blah. Yes, yet three
Speaker 1: of them moved across the country as far as possible
Speaker 1: to escape Florida, to leave where you're from.
Speaker 3: I never analyze that. Okay, Does that.
Speaker 1: Mean maybe it was too your love was too strong?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think you can do that.
Speaker 1: All right? What about Does that mean that you love
Speaker 1: Jordan the most because he stayed in Florida.
Speaker 3: No, that does not mean that love them all the same.
Speaker 1: Admit it in different ways. Admit that you love Jordan
Speaker 1: the most. My wife needs to hear this.
Speaker 3: I will not say that, Carly.
Speaker 1: All right. The next question is is super simple rank
Speaker 1: your grandchildren from one to four, favorite to least favorite.
Speaker 1: Next question, how many grandchildren do you have?
Speaker 3: Four?
Speaker 1: Four grandchildren? Who's on your lock screen?
Speaker 3: All four? My grandkids? All four?
Speaker 1: You win this round.
Speaker 3: They're all there.
Speaker 1: You win this round. Dad.
Speaker 3: We updated occasionally.
Speaker 1: You think my dad cares that I call you dad?
Speaker 1: He doesn't. You know what my dad wants me to
Speaker 1: call him? He doesn't. He doesn't want me to call him.
Speaker 3: You know, the best part of your life?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 3: Your children? Huh no, no, oh, sure it is no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I had a day surfing recently. It was so much
Speaker 1: better than my kids. When you heard your daughter was
Speaker 1: in a relationship with her boss, how excited were you, guys?
Speaker 3: So here's how it went down. She called me and
Speaker 3: she's a dad. What do you think about dating the boss?
Speaker 3: M h And I said that's a bad idea, honey, right,
Speaker 3: because you lose your job and your boyfriend on the same.
Speaker 1: Day, which is true. She did. She quit shortly after, yep,
Speaker 1: and she went on to another job. Where'd she go?
Speaker 3: Where did she?
Speaker 1: She went to Brooklyn, Brooklyn nine nine. What was the
Speaker 1: other thing she'd lose? Her friend? Did you say boss
Speaker 1: and her friend.
Speaker 3: Boss, and boyfriend. I said, So, she didn't lose her boyfriend,
Speaker 3: just her job.
Speaker 1: Why would I not be your boyfriend?
Speaker 3: No, that was the joke. If you dated your boss,
Speaker 3: then on the same day, you would lose your job
Speaker 3: because you had lost your boyfriend, like your boyfriend would
Speaker 3: kick you off the show. That's the joke.
Speaker 1: All kay, I don't like any of that. Okay, Well
Speaker 1: take that out. Well did you were you worried about
Speaker 1: her dating her boss? I wasn't her boss? For them,
Speaker 1: even though we all debate this constantly, I was a
Speaker 1: host of the show. I wasn't her boss. I wasn't
Speaker 1: writing her checks.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did I worry about it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I trust.
Speaker 1: Do you think I trust Carly? Did you think it
Speaker 1: was a bad idea?
Speaker 3: No? Not really?
Speaker 1: Did you think you could do better than me? Out
Speaker 1: of all the guys? Wait? Answer that question? Do you
Speaker 1: think she could do better than me?
Speaker 3: I think she's done very well. You've ended up being
Speaker 3: a really nice person. How's that that.
Speaker 1: Does not sayd hey?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Out of all the men and boys? I guess if
Speaker 1: you go back far enough that your daughter that I'm
Speaker 1: married to dated, who would be your second pick after you?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: Huh boy. Oh, oh gosh, I'm doing a plank on
Speaker 3: his name. Oh sorry, that's awful.
Speaker 1: You know it's not awful. You shouldn't remember.
Speaker 3: I can't remember his name.
Speaker 1: Did she have a good dating track record?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I were nice guys, most of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there any guys that you didn't like.
Speaker 3: Some less than others. Yeah, sure of course any dad
Speaker 3: would be that way.
Speaker 1: Were you were you? Were you intimidating to him? Did
Speaker 1: you ever threaten of any of her suitors?
Speaker 3: No, Taylor. Now, Taylor tells me I was intimidating. But
Speaker 3: that's the first time I ever heard that in my life.
Speaker 3: We started out great together, and I could. I could
Speaker 3: throw you under the bus so bad, but I don't.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I shared something the very first night we
Speaker 1: went to that dinner in Palm Beach together. Yes, oh,
Speaker 1: you shared some stuff with me.
Speaker 3: That was a fun first dinner. It was fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We got picked up by I think a limo is them.
Speaker 1: No, no fucking limo picked us up. We have wearn
Speaker 1: a nice everything seems like a stretch to you. Yes,
Speaker 1: so much leg room back here?
Speaker 3: Well tease.
Speaker 1: I do recall we were at the I was working
Speaker 1: in West Palm Beach and we were staying at the
Speaker 1: Four Seasons Hotel and you guys came to and the
Speaker 1: bartender said, what do you want to drink? And I said,
Speaker 1: I'll have a lemonade. This is we're at the pool.
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, we don't have lemonade. Remember we
Speaker 1: don't have lemonade. But I can make you one, and
Speaker 1: I said, stop, don't want it, and he's like, no,
Speaker 1: I just I'll just you know lemons and some shut bob.
Speaker 1: I was like, and then you piped up. You know
Speaker 1: that sounds delicious. I'll have one of those. And then
Speaker 1: he made his fucking atrocity. I gave it to you
Speaker 1: and and I said, how's it taste? And I could
Speaker 1: taste awful? And then you told him it taste off.
Speaker 1: He goes, let me try again. He didn't. You tried
Speaker 1: to get and I go, stop, stop fucking ordering something
Speaker 1: that doesn't exist, and he brought you a second one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is why it is. Just then it
Speaker 1: was both of them were discussed.
Speaker 3: They were bad. I remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that was day one. That was day
Speaker 1: one of our lives together. Oh two peas in a pod.
Speaker 1: Ever since amen. Did I ask for your blessing to
Speaker 1: marry your daughter?
Speaker 3: You did, and I really appreciated that.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know where you were the night
Speaker 1: I asked?
Speaker 3: I know where I was?
Speaker 1: You were at PF.
Speaker 3: Chang's in Sarasota, Florida. I was, and I excused myself
Speaker 3: to go outside to talk to you. That was very
Speaker 3: sweet of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were. We were in big sir uh and
Speaker 1: and I call. I called you, and not only just
Speaker 1: to make sure everything went the way I wanted. I
Speaker 1: took at the time when you needed those. I took
Speaker 1: Carly's SIM card out of her phone so that she
Speaker 1: wouldn't even get a phone call or anything like that.
Speaker 1: And then I called you. You didn't pick he never pick up.
Speaker 1: I always have to go through your wife to get you.
Speaker 3: I have suspected what the call may have been, so
Speaker 3: I had to go outside.
Speaker 1: The technical and then you got per usual, very choked
Speaker 1: up your emotional self. Yes, you're an emotional person.
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 1: I mean you you cry at least I don't know
Speaker 1: once a trip if you come over here.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say three or four times a day.
Speaker 3: Once a trip, yes, for sure.
Speaker 1: At least once a trip. I mean, certainly, the good
Speaker 1: byes always get you. Yeah, first time you left the country.
Speaker 3: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: When was the first time you left your left the
Speaker 1: country of the United States of America?
Speaker 3: Not that long ago? When you flew to London? Was wonderful?
Speaker 3: What that's not true? Where did I go? Otherwise? What
Speaker 3: are you alluding to.
Speaker 1: The first time you left the country?
Speaker 3: I swear?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh, your wedding. I'm sorry, Oh my god, sorry, that
Speaker 3: was lovely, by the way, beautiful place. So you had
Speaker 3: never left the country.
Speaker 1: And then I'm harry your daughter, and and we take
Speaker 1: you to Italy and you finally left there. I was
Speaker 1: leaving the country. You're such a patriotic person. Is it
Speaker 1: true or false? Oh? Yes, I mean you love I mean,
Speaker 1: you love this country someone you don't ever want to leave.
Speaker 1: But we brought you to Italy.
Speaker 3: Yet it was fabulous, It was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Am I the son that you always really wanted?
Speaker 3: I'm happy to have you as a son in law. No,
Speaker 3: I have two sons, sure, but I really wanted.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you you wanted that last one? Because that
Speaker 1: last place we wanted to do, that last son of
Speaker 1: yours was six years after your last child. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: such a long dry spell. You probably didn't think you
Speaker 1: had a swimmer left in you.
Speaker 3: He was a bonus baby, no doubt.
Speaker 1: Are you which mccaulet. Did you have a Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did? You did?
Speaker 1: I'm getting one next month.
Speaker 3: Oh really, I'm almost sad to hear that no more babies.
Speaker 1: No, I can still have babies. Okay, I don't want
Speaker 1: to explain to you how it works.
Speaker 3: I got an idea.
Speaker 1: I got it. You're saved up. You see you ever
Speaker 1: look at that one section of our freezer. Those aren't ice cubes?
Speaker 3: Oh god? Okay, thanks, all right, thanks?
Speaker 1: Those in your teeth. Why do you need so much
Speaker 1: ice in every drink I have?
Speaker 3: Because we live in Florida.
Speaker 1: Well, but you're not in Florida when you're here, and
Speaker 1: I've got a water machine that pipes out cold, cold water.
Speaker 1: Yet you still need to put three hundred ice cubes in.
Speaker 3: Every glass of course, by the way, and no ice
Speaker 3: cubes out here. It's like being in Europe. I mean
Speaker 3: you guys don't have any.
Speaker 1: We have ice cubes, okay, okay, we all have today.
Speaker 3: At that fine restaurant we ate, there were no hardly
Speaker 3: any ice cubes in anything.
Speaker 1: Where do we eat yesterday? Oh that was a French restaurant? Yeah,
Speaker 1: uh huh. They didn't put enough ice in there for you.
Speaker 3: No, they did not.
Speaker 1: You're so weird about ice. You always have to have
Speaker 1: ice in everything. Talk about your sex life.
Speaker 3: Next question.
Speaker 1: Talk to me about your first wife, Corby. I didn't
Speaker 1: even know her.
Speaker 3: Nate, that's it. Corby is a pretty name.
Speaker 1: You were this is this is interesting to us for
Speaker 1: one reason. I think I think other people find it's interesting.
Speaker 1: You were married and and your your wife was married prior.
Speaker 1: Neither one of you had children before that I know of.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: If you would have if you had stayed married to
Speaker 1: your first wife and had a daughter, and I ended
Speaker 1: up marrying her, would she be prettier than my current wife?
Speaker 1: That's a good question.
Speaker 3: It's a good question. Corby's a good looking everyone was
Speaker 3: a good looking woman. No, No, it couldn't be any
Speaker 3: prettier in Carly.
Speaker 1: No, man, Okay, thank goodness. I just would hate to
Speaker 1: know that I left something on the table. All right,
Speaker 1: This is why I find this. How long were you married?
Speaker 3: Uh, two and a half three years?
Speaker 1: How long you married? Now?
Speaker 3: Forty forty years.
Speaker 1: Thanks for asking, which one feels longer?
Speaker 3: Forty years feels a much longer.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm teasing you. Now, how long was she married first?
Speaker 3: I think about five years. Oh yeah, Mike, his name
Speaker 3: was Mike.
Speaker 1: I know he wrote a book and wrote about her.
Speaker 3: She's in the book. I've never read it, but you've
Speaker 3: never read it. Now I read that you're going to.
Speaker 1: You're gonna read that book. Come on, it's gotta be good.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Your first wife. This is why it's interesting. This is
Speaker 1: why it's interesting because your kids were growing up, four kids.
Speaker 1: You're happening here one day. My wife when she was
Speaker 1: a child, she was probably ten eleven. She's at the
Speaker 1: mall with with your wife, her mother, and some of
Speaker 1: her kids, and she's eating at Philly cheese steak thing
Speaker 1: in the food court. Which one is that one called Charlie.
Speaker 1: She's eating Charlie's Philly Cheese steak in the mall.
Speaker 3: We love those?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 3: We love those?
Speaker 1: You don't say that you don't love them anymore.
Speaker 3: We just financed one. I just I just financed on literally.
Speaker 1: I did, all right, So we do love that. My
Speaker 1: best cheese steak in the food court. They okay, we
Speaker 1: love them all right. She's a young girl sitting there
Speaker 1: and your wife says, she just slips up somehow and
Speaker 1: says my first husband or something to that effect. And
Speaker 1: Carly went, mom, what did you say you were married before?
Speaker 1: And she, in typical fashion, not a woman that likes
Speaker 1: to apologize ever, would you say that's fair, that's fair, okay,
Speaker 1: and just was like, oh, your dad was married too,
Speaker 1: that was her rebuttal. Then her world is rocked. She's
Speaker 1: eating this cheese steak and she finds out for the
Speaker 1: first time that her parents were both married before, and so,
Speaker 1: why did you guys decide never to tell your children?
Speaker 3: It just never came up. It just never came up.
Speaker 3: And it was in the reference was to a friend
Speaker 3: of theirs. Their parents had been married previously. And then
Speaker 3: it just sounded so strange that she was saying that,
Speaker 3: we're like, well, we've both been divorced and married and anyway,
Speaker 3: it was a shock.
Speaker 1: Can you still get into heaven?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know if that's how it works. I'll
Speaker 1: start the first question. Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 3: I think I do? Yeah, I know you do. Yes.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I know you do because one time you
Speaker 1: told me that you when you were staying in the
Speaker 1: Memhile cabin, you said that you felt felt her. She
Speaker 1: came in the first night, you said there was a
Speaker 1: breeze or something came out. She did because you had
Speaker 1: the windows open and it couldn't possibly be a breeze.
Speaker 3: And she loved so I'm pretty sure that was her.
Speaker 1: So it was a ghost.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was Mom, saying.
Speaker 1: I I have a photo that I keep of her,
Speaker 1: of me pulling her around in a sled and snow.
Speaker 1: She loved it, and I have her binoculars. I believe
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Okay you didn't you have her binoculars.
Speaker 1: I do. They're in that cabin.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, we keep.
Speaker 1: A pair of her binoculars there. I mean, I didn't
Speaker 1: steal them. That's wrong with you. Let's talk about your
Speaker 1: folks for a second. Your father recently passed away, but
Speaker 1: you had great and I'm sorry about that. You had
Speaker 1: great parents. Your father lived to be Howled ninety four,
Speaker 1: ninety four, and your mother lived to be Howled eighty nine.
Speaker 1: I believe now your mother knew a little bit more.
Speaker 1: I spent a little bit more time with her. She
Speaker 1: was is eccentric the right word? Yes?
Speaker 3: Different?
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean she was amazing, an amazing woman. She
Speaker 1: was a sweetheart, just artistic, very artsy. You had, you know,
Speaker 1: tell me about this. I had never quite understood it.
Speaker 1: But she had a garden of bowling balls.
Speaker 3: That is correct in her house in Okaala, literally a
Speaker 3: backyard full of metal steaks in the ground with bowling
Speaker 3: balls on top of them.
Speaker 1: Did she enjoy bowling?
Speaker 3: Yes, she was a good bowler, So I was my dad.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: So you grew up in now you were born in Memphis,
Speaker 1: but you grew up in Florida.
Speaker 3: Fort Piers, Florida. Beautiful Fort Pierce.
Speaker 1: Is it beautiful?
Speaker 3: Used to be?
Speaker 6: Huh?
Speaker 3: The water's pretty?
Speaker 1: You just you love the state of Florida, don't you.
Speaker 1: I do love Florida. What do you love so much
Speaker 1: about Florida?
Speaker 3: The weather believer or not? It's still great. Played tennis
Speaker 3: year round. Went to the University of Florida, so I
Speaker 3: get to enjoy the sports almost year round with them.
Speaker 3: All my friends are from Florida. We grew up in Florida.
Speaker 3: It's a great place. Economy's booming.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the weather for a second. Yeah, before
Speaker 1: we get into that booming economy. Okay, it is because
Speaker 1: I feel like every time you're out here, all you
Speaker 1: talk about is how great it feels to not be sweating.
Speaker 3: California has nicer weather. I'm sorry, Florida, it is very
Speaker 3: nice out here.
Speaker 1: Forget California.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: This isn't a contest, even though I know we won,
Speaker 1: certainly financially. Do you enjoy just the humidity. I just
Speaker 1: can't wrap my head around enjoying it.
Speaker 3: No, it's very humid. It is fun to sweat when
Speaker 3: you're playing sports. But other than that, you're right, it's
Speaker 3: a little uncomfortable just walking around and getting hot walking along.
Speaker 1: Talk about your legs and your thighs.
Speaker 3: The legendary hallum thighs. Yes, let's not talk about that.
Speaker 1: We do not talk about weren't you voted best legs?
Speaker 3: I was at a bank, at a bank contest. I
Speaker 3: guess it was, so let's.
Speaker 1: Just stop that it was at a bank contest. Uh,
Speaker 1: my father in law was voted best legs.
Speaker 3: That is a true story.
Speaker 1: Why were they having such a horrible contest.
Speaker 3: Sundraiser.
Speaker 1: It was a fundraiser and you had to show your legs.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was pictures from the waist down in Jim Shortz.
Speaker 1: What was your banking nickname?
Speaker 3: That was Wow, given to me by a friend of mine,
Speaker 3: the lonea ranger man.
Speaker 1: Isn't that cool?
Speaker 3: Wait, they're laughing. They don't get it. They don't You
Speaker 3: don't get it. They don't get banking. It came with
Speaker 3: a statue of a guy on a rearing horse with
Speaker 3: a pistol.
Speaker 1: It was great having worked in banking your entire career.
Speaker 1: Please explain why banks are evil.
Speaker 3: If we're not evil, we're a necessary function. You have
Speaker 3: to have banks for the economy to work.
Speaker 1: But you're huge, like you were recently fired from your
Speaker 1: bank for em besling. That's not true, but regardless, you're
Speaker 1: big into crypto. Walk me through that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the worst.
Speaker 1: Please, you're not.
Speaker 3: I don't get crypto.
Speaker 1: You never you never even thought you were going to
Speaker 1: dabble into it.
Speaker 3: I don't understand it at any level. I'd love to
Speaker 3: have somebody explain it to me. That made sense.
Speaker 1: Is what is your job? Tell me what your job
Speaker 1: really was.
Speaker 3: I'm a commercial relationship manager and so all things business related.
Speaker 3: We're kind of the quarterback of the team. So you
Speaker 3: go out and try to get businesses to come do
Speaker 3: their banking with your bank.
Speaker 1: Do you sleep okay at night knowing you single handily
Speaker 1: cause the two thousand and eight financial crisis?
Speaker 3: It keeps me up. Yes, hey thousand.
Speaker 1: Did you or did you not go to Tallahassee and
Speaker 1: predict this, this financial housing market crash? Yes?
Speaker 3: I did, and I was totally ignored, but I did
Speaker 3: do that. Can I do that? Great line? I have
Speaker 3: to do this.
Speaker 1: This is what you want, your best line, but go ahead.
Speaker 3: It was a good line.
Speaker 1: You've got a good lines.
Speaker 3: So they called me up to testify. I was president
Speaker 3: of the Mortgage Banker Association of Florida.
Speaker 1: You don't have to tell us that we all know, okay.
Speaker 3: Well, I was president of the NBAF and part of that.
Speaker 3: They called me up to Tallahassee to speak before a
Speaker 3: select committee and testify. And I said to him, we're
Speaker 3: getting ready to have a housing crash in Florida, which
Speaker 3: they totally blew me off. And I had this great line.
Speaker 3: I said, you know, it's easier to get a license
Speaker 3: to cut hair in Florida than it is to get
Speaker 3: I said that backwards. I'm sorry, start over. It's easier
Speaker 3: to get a mortgage broker license in Florida than it
Speaker 3: is to get a license to cut hair. And I
Speaker 3: said the difference is a bad haircut grows out in
Speaker 3: thirty days, a bad mortgage you're stuck with for thirty years.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: And at that moment they all stopped what they were
Speaker 1: doing and said we have we've got a crisis on
Speaker 1: our hands. Or did they just say okay, what else?
Speaker 3: That was it? It went totally over their heads.
Speaker 1: Who's on your mount rush of loan originators?
Speaker 3: I will say currently my sales manager is an incredible producer.
Speaker 1: Absolutely blows us away. How much he does, how much,
Speaker 1: how much? What kind of numbers that we try. A
Speaker 1: person comes into your office that you're dealing with, it
Speaker 1: wants a loan a small business. What are they usually
Speaker 1: asking for? What's a typical a good loan versus like
Speaker 1: a normal run of the mill. One for.
Speaker 3: A good loan would be three four five million on
Speaker 3: a normal loan might be five hundred thousand to a million.
Speaker 1: And what did they have on a three to four
Speaker 1: million dollar loan. What do they have to have in
Speaker 1: place for this to get approved by the bank?
Speaker 3: Income stream, equity in the project, knowledge background.
Speaker 1: And yet sometimes your boss will still say no, you
Speaker 1: can't do the loan, or.
Speaker 3: No, sometimes the bank doesn't want to do that kind
Speaker 3: of loan. Sometimes your boss doesn't agree with the strength
Speaker 3: of the loan.
Speaker 1: Are you always trying to shove through any loan or not?
Speaker 3: Necessarily? Never did a bad loan?
Speaker 1: You never did a bad loan in your life.
Speaker 3: Only one that I ever knew was going to go bad.
Speaker 3: It was a small line.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. Yeah, all right, This question is from
Speaker 1: a listener. As a commercial lending officer, what top percentage
Speaker 1: of bankers were you in based on your quantity of loans?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's from a viewer. That's a great question.
Speaker 1: I mean, did I say viewer, I'm sorry, I meant
Speaker 1: I meant that was from you.
Speaker 3: Top ten percent. I'm going to say.
Speaker 1: Top ten percent in the whole state of Florida.
Speaker 3: Oh no, No, as a as a commercial banker for
Speaker 3: a smaller bank shell top ten percent production. Hm. I
Speaker 3: was told that once, actually by a headhunter.
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of hair, Yeah, you've got great hair.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you? No, what are you grown it long?
Speaker 3: Now that you're right, I am. This is my pre
Speaker 3: retirement cut.
Speaker 1: By the way, you look sharp today.
Speaker 3: Thanks, it's your shirt. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: What brand is?
Speaker 3: This is Ralph Lauren Purple. Now here's the thing.
Speaker 1: That's another thing that I like to compare my two daddies,
Speaker 1: my birth daddy and in you daddy. There's no world
Speaker 1: where my dad has any clue what Ralph Lauren Purple is?
Speaker 1: Did you do you guys even know what Ralph Lauren
Speaker 1: purple is?
Speaker 3: Not purple?
Speaker 1: Okay, Ralph Lauren everyone's heard of. But then there's a
Speaker 1: high end line called Ralph Lauren Purple. And he whenever
Speaker 1: shirts are a little small on me or whatever, I
Speaker 1: pass them on here and he's like, oh, He's like,
Speaker 1: that's a Ralph Lauren purple shirt. Just immediately excited. You
Speaker 1: know so much about fashion. Where did that come from?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure. I always liked it. I don't know
Speaker 3: where it started. My mom was into dressing, so I
Speaker 3: think that's part.
Speaker 1: Your mom was a sharp dresser.
Speaker 3: And she wanted us to look good, the kids look good.
Speaker 1: I saw photos of her in I think it was London?
Speaker 3: Is that true?
Speaker 1: Yes, she used to liked to go to London.
Speaker 3: He did love London.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's just like our bags and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: It was just like just a little aristocrat, just a socialite.
Speaker 3: She looked okay, Memphis bell uh huh.
Speaker 1: I liked it. Okay, So you but you care about
Speaker 1: all those things. You like clothes? You like clothes. What's
Speaker 1: your favorite favorite stop brand?
Speaker 3: Harmani would still be my favorite. An Harmani suit? I
Speaker 3: had many?
Speaker 1: Yes, yet I'm tailored. Now you have to what's your side?
Speaker 1: You have to tailor five eight? You keep saying that,
Speaker 1: but we all know true will measure. Sometimes. I should
Speaker 1: get you an inversion table. Do you want to hang out?
Speaker 1: I would, yes, I probably need that. Actually, I'll get
Speaker 1: you an inversion table. We'll get that extra inch back there,
Speaker 1: you please. You you wear risers in your shoes. It's
Speaker 1: not true, but you used to wear suit to work
Speaker 1: every day of your life, and now that that those
Speaker 1: days are gone, Yeah.
Speaker 3: It is sad. Banking has gotten very casual.
Speaker 1: Well right, but even even more casual retiring. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, are you going to when are you wearing
Speaker 1: a suit? Just funerals that's it. Weddings, funerals and weddings.
Speaker 3: That'll be it.
Speaker 1: What do you want to be buried in? Do you
Speaker 1: want to be buried or cremated? I'm cremating you, but whatever,
Speaker 1: tell me what you want. I'd rather been buried, but
Speaker 1: you can cremate me. I don't care. You have a
Speaker 1: plot picked out?
Speaker 3: I do not.
Speaker 1: Should we talk about that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, you want us to just ignore that?
Speaker 3: That's why do you care?
Speaker 1: It's one? Of course, it's way too early. My parents
Speaker 1: have two plots. I think we're not We're not using them.
Speaker 1: We're going we're going fertilizer. I'm gonna put my dad
Speaker 1: in one of those. Uh those are the machines that
Speaker 1: when you put fertilizer in your yard and just walk
Speaker 1: them through the whole property. Yeah, that'd be kind of cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we spread my mother's ashes in London.
Speaker 1: You reason, well, you you kept some for different locations?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, part of vershere?
Speaker 1: Where where did you just throw them willy nilly in London?
Speaker 3: Or do you actually know? We were at a beautiful
Speaker 3: park and I thought that was appropriate, saying it's not illegal? Probably?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you're I don't think you're allowed
Speaker 1: to just travel with human remains.
Speaker 3: No, you can. You have to. They give you a
Speaker 3: box with a sign on it that says human remains. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you do that?
Speaker 1: Did you have? You had that? Yeah, that's something you
Speaker 1: have to declare it customs.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: I always do go with the customs. Just to be funny,
Speaker 1: they like, do you have any to declare? I mean
Speaker 1: I have human remains?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay. Now that you are retiring from commercial lending, what's
Speaker 1: the next chapter? Relaxation? Death death is next right around
Speaker 1: the corner. No, you yo, you've got at least thirty years. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so good.
Speaker 3: And if I match my dad, yeah yeah, thirty years. No,
Speaker 3: that's twenty five years.
Speaker 1: But oh whatever, Yeah, you can beat your dad by five?
Speaker 3: Okay, hope. So how much you weigh in today?
Speaker 1: And what's what do you want to get to?
Speaker 3: One seventy five?
Speaker 1: One seventy five?
Speaker 3: Lean lean help my tennis game?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah. Now, your serve is the ugliest thing
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in sports.
Speaker 3: Oh it's bad, my fast serve. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Let me let me tell you something. First of all,
Speaker 1: here's how he tries to be. He quick serves, yet
Speaker 1: it's a quick He's almost like when Curios would do
Speaker 1: those underhand serge.
Speaker 3: He just.
Speaker 1: It's almost like he's playing table tennis. Work it works, No,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's great. It's effective.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's effective.
Speaker 1: What's your rank intents? What would you be? What?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Doubles? I think I'm still a four to roh. Singles,
Speaker 3: I would have to be a three to five O.
Speaker 1: Best a three five? And how is your tennis game lately?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good? Pretty good? No, you don't think so well?
Speaker 1: No, No, I mean because you haven't been playing as much.
Speaker 1: Hopefully now with retirement you'll you'll play more. Are you
Speaker 1: in the league currently?
Speaker 3: Am not in the league. I do have a match
Speaker 3: I try to play on Saturday mornings.
Speaker 1: Is it mixed doubles?
Speaker 3: It's mixed doubles. Do you play with your wife? Not
Speaker 3: very often because she's hard to play with? Can I
Speaker 3: say that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You can say that, But aren't you're awful to play
Speaker 1: with as well?
Speaker 3: You? That is true?
Speaker 1: You aware yourself constantly. I recall one time playing you,
Speaker 1: I think you were up in the in set one.
Speaker 1: You might have been up five to one. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: yet still if you missed a shot, you would be
Speaker 1: like fuck God, you'd be like Mike, really, you weren't
Speaker 1: even happy beating me five to one. You needed to
Speaker 1: be winning five zero at the time, like you were
Speaker 1: still getting mad at yourself if you missed a shot.
Speaker 3: That's a hallum thing. We have a very high bar
Speaker 3: of our expectations. Sorry, competitive, super competitive, that's it.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to get you to cross over to
Speaker 1: the pickleball world and you're reluctant, but you will play
Speaker 1: occasionally with us.
Speaker 3: It's a silly sport. Sorry.
Speaker 1: You don't have to apologize to me. Who's your favorite
Speaker 1: tennis player of all time?
Speaker 3: Oh, na, doll, that's easy.
Speaker 1: It's your favorite of all time. Oh yeah, And you
Speaker 1: never thought it was weird that that his pre serve
Speaker 1: routine involved him picking his asshole and then wiping his face.
Speaker 3: That is a very weird tickie ass Yes.
Speaker 1: With his butt. He picks his butt, first, adjusts things,
Speaker 1: touches three things, and then touches his face before every serve.
Speaker 1: We'll go ahead and show that. Hey, it is your birthday,
Speaker 1: but I always give everybody a gift that comes on
Speaker 1: the show. Okay, so I had regifting I am regifting,
Speaker 1: but also I went the extra mile and wrapped it.
Speaker 1: So happy birthday.
Speaker 3: Daddy, Daniel. Do you want me to open us?
Speaker 1: Take your time.
Speaker 3: I'm afraid you're going to give me back something. But stumbling,
Speaker 3: what do you say? That's that?
Speaker 6: What it is?
Speaker 3: It's underwear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gave these back to me.
Speaker 3: And now I'm getting them back. Yeah. Thanks, Okay, these
Speaker 3: are the ones I want back. Can I give you
Speaker 3: the Nyland ones?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not giving You're keeping all of them. Here's
Speaker 1: the Here's the thing, guys, I don't like whenever they
Speaker 1: come visit. I have I have, like you know, I
Speaker 1: have way too many rules of my life. But I
Speaker 1: always say, guys, pack light. I'm always like, pack light,
Speaker 1: don't check luggage, right, It's pretty pretty normal thing to say.
Speaker 3: And then they what do they do?
Speaker 1: Oh, we had to check a bag because we brought
Speaker 1: your son fifteen presents that he doesn't need.
Speaker 3: And now I'm now we're waiting.
Speaker 1: At the airport. Uh an extra forty five minutes or worse,
Speaker 1: they have a connection. We missed the connection. We're gonna
Speaker 1: stay in Dallas for the night. I'm like, yeah, how
Speaker 1: is that? In the middle of the stream with you
Speaker 1: with your luggage. So I stopped that. Now they only
Speaker 1: will take take direct flights, and I said, you're no
Speaker 1: longer traveling with luggage. All we're gonna We're gonna have
Speaker 1: your California clothes here so that you don't have to
Speaker 1: bring stuff. And then we got him. He got them
Speaker 1: some underwear and stuff. Got your wife some sexy underwear.
Speaker 1: Has she worn those four years?
Speaker 3: Has not? Sorry?
Speaker 1: What get that taken care of? I didn't buy those
Speaker 1: to not be worn.
Speaker 3: Get those on her, those cute pajamas on. But I
Speaker 3: haven't seen the sexy underwear.
Speaker 1: No, you're gonna see that. So I get them some underwear,
Speaker 1: and then he says, guys, this is too much underwear.
Speaker 1: Take these back. So what am I gonna do? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go return something that I probably a three pack
Speaker 1: that I bought, probably in an outlet store that costs
Speaker 1: eight dollars.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: You're keeping all of your underwear.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Those are nice? You'll like those? Those are those are?
Speaker 1: I think I have cotton on them so that if
Speaker 1: you have if you have some drip, it'll absorb it.
Speaker 3: I need that. No, I don't I.
Speaker 1: Have drip oh, man, if I get up too quickly,
Speaker 1: put that on the floor. Did you finish telling me
Speaker 1: about your sex life right now? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: You've been married for how many years?
Speaker 3: Forty?
Speaker 1: Just turn forty, just turn forty. You'll love her more
Speaker 1: today than you did the day married her?
Speaker 3: Best thing I ever?
Speaker 1: Did you think you'll ever get remarried?
Speaker 3: No? Never?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What do you think are a few of the keys
Speaker 1: to staying happily married?
Speaker 3: H keep her happy, she's always right, let her pick
Speaker 3: where she wants to eat dinner, leave her alone?
Speaker 1: How's that these are tales of a beaten man? How
Speaker 1: many years did you think Carly and I would be married?
Speaker 3: I think you guys have a good marriage. Do you
Speaker 3: want me to guess how many.
Speaker 1: Years when we first decided to get married did you think, Oh,
Speaker 1: this is not gonna last.
Speaker 3: Or this is gonna last?
Speaker 1: How long?
Speaker 3: I trust Carly?
Speaker 1: Well, I know, but everyone gets married hoping it lasts forever.
Speaker 1: But that's not the reality. Well, I got news for you.
Speaker 1: We're ending it. Okay, there it is, no No, I'm
Speaker 1: happy it's gonna be. I always think if if there
Speaker 1: was like a way to actual measure love, that that
Speaker 1: I love Carly more than she loves me if if
Speaker 1: there was, and I think she agrees which way, No,
Speaker 1: I think she agrees that I probably love her more
Speaker 1: than she loves me. If there if it was an
Speaker 1: actual thing that you could measure. Now I posed to hear, well,
Speaker 1: I pose the question to you. Do you think you
Speaker 1: love your wife more than she loves.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a fact that's not disputed.
Speaker 1: That makes me laugh. That's silly. I still can't believe
Speaker 1: you caused the two thousand and eight crisis. Next time
Speaker 1: on Tash Show, talk about the cancer and all the
Speaker 1: ass play that was involved. Yes, so you did some marijuana. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we smoked, and you were like, oh, what did you
Speaker 1: just say?
Speaker 3: That's a great story. That could be incorrect.
Speaker 1: That's incorrect.
Speaker 3: Does that incorrect?
Speaker 1: That's incorrect.
Speaker 3: I was the evil person. I think it was in
Speaker 3: a wheelchair too. That was the evil old white guy.
Speaker 1: You ever pooped your pants as an adult?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Probably pash Shop. Fascinating. I want to thank my father
Speaker 1: in law, Greg for being on the podcast. And you
Speaker 1: know what he told me right after we wrapped carl
Speaker 1: and he said, he goes Garrett. That's that's the other boyfriend.
Speaker 1: That was my second favorite boyfriend that my wife had.
Speaker 1: Pete chimed in immediately Garrett fucked your wife. Go right
Speaker 1: right in front of Greg. It's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Came to his eye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Carl, there was so much good stuff in that interview.
Speaker 1: We decided to break precedent. We're gonna make it a
Speaker 1: two parter, Eddie. Hit the trumpets. It's a two part
Speaker 1: We're gonna We're gonna finish this up next week. There
Speaker 1: was so much gold in there. And talking to my father, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him in so much trouble. No, I
Speaker 1: can't say. The guy wouldn't stop telling me stuff. All right,
Speaker 1: we gotta do the plugs. You're doing stand up anywhere.
Speaker 2: I got some gigs Stir Crazy and Glendale, a lounge
Speaker 2: at the end of the Universe in Boise and go
Speaker 2: Bananas and Cincinnati.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, When when are all these dates? Eddie?
Speaker 2: Throughout the rest of the year, you gotta go to
Speaker 2: I'm just leaving it open ended.
Speaker 1: You gotta go to. Where do you go to? Eddie?
Speaker 1: Gosling dot com.
Speaker 2: Is Eightygosling dot Com used to be big poll tight
Speaker 2: hole dot com, but Uh, people were afraid to click
Speaker 2: on the link because I thought it was a porn side.
Speaker 1: So you know, you can still go to Men's Butts
Speaker 1: dot com to get my tour dates. That's right, Speaking
Speaker 1: of weird websites, if you can't afford to go anywhere,
Speaker 1: why don't you go? This is an is a free plog. Really,
Speaker 1: I just it's a website. Just go to map crunch
Speaker 1: dot com. It's uh, it'll basically transport you to any
Speaker 1: random street view somewhere in the world. It's just a
Speaker 1: fun little website to play with. Anyway. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't get paid for that. The goats available all episodes
Speaker 1: on Prime. Boys Wear Pink dot com. Purchase the rest
Speaker 1: of the clothes so my wife can stop complaining to
Speaker 1: me that she has to ship stuff. My tour gonna
Speaker 1: be a second Show's add in Honolulu, New Orleans, let's go.
Speaker 1: I want to sell that show out. I want to
Speaker 1: add a second show there. I love New Orleans anyway,
Speaker 1: Another bedtime story from my son. We'll see you guys
Speaker 1: next week with part two of Daddy in Law.
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Speaker 4: The four man.
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Speaker 6: What do you don't know what you're saying? The workman
Speaker 6: after him.
Speaker 4: The fucking at him, the frost no, the face frost no.
Speaker 1: A sloth yeah, a slaw.
Speaker 4: I got it, but they were two fold so did.
Speaker 4: And then then on the cheetah, and the cheetah went
Speaker 4: sofa and then he done in the cheea car.
Speaker 6: The cheetah has a car.
Speaker 4: It was just a Halloween tattoo.
Speaker 6: Who was dressed up like a cheetah.
Speaker 4: Maybe out now a real cheeter a.
Speaker 6: Real cheetah dressed up like a cheetah. Yeah, is this
Speaker 6: the end of the story? No, when does it end?
Speaker 6: Because it makes it's just gone ten minutes, oh my goodness.
Speaker 4: And then something happens. The animal wam back, but the
Speaker 4: molten lamb the more it team. What do you see me?
Speaker 1: Ever?
Speaker 4: Bidden to come from flane ruled.
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