WEBVTT - My Father-In-Law, Part 1 - Greg Hallam 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.040 You think my dad cares that I call you dad? 0:00:02.920 --> 0:00:04.760 He doesn't. You know what my dad wants me to 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:09.600 call him? He doesn't. He doesn't want me to call him. 0:00:09.920 --> 0:00:19.120 Tashha Tosh Shop to Show Show. Welcome to Toss Show. 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:24.400 It's six am somewhere, and that place is not here 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:28.160 right now, but it is when this episode is released 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:32.920 on YouTube. If it's Tuesday morning and you're on the 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:35.160 West Coast. How you doing, Eddie? 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:35.800 Pretty good. 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:39.159 I'm in a great mood because I dodged a bullet. 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:46.320 As you know, Dylan, the guy that's always screwing up 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:51.040 the audio on this show, drops a bomb here. It's 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:55.760 a small studio that we're in. And then after we 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:59.800 recorded the other day, he texts us all and says, hey, guys, 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:04.240 just so you know, I tested positive for COVID. Well, 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:07.280 isn't that great. I'm about to go on vacation with 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:11.040 my family, so thank you for that. Now I gotta 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:14.600 pretend that I'm taking it seriously and I gotta test. 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:18.240 So I barely put the swab just on the very 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:20.240 rim of my nose. I try not to touch the 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:24.320 sides at all. I'm oh, look, I'm fine. Hey, what 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:30.040 an asshole. He shouldn't. He shouldn't test at the AY 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:34.119 before I'm going on vacation. I got a family and kids. 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:37.040 I gotta I gotta pretend like I care. The only 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:40.360 way to test positive. I've always said this is to 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:41.119 take a test. 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:42.040 Makes sense. 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:44.840 Yeah, I didn't get it, and that's all that matters. 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:47.400 But I do want Dylan to know he is a 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:54.440 selfish prick. A selfish prick. Yeah, stick to audio issues. 0:01:54.760 --> 0:02:00.200 Don't mess with my physical well being or my mental 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:03.600 well being for that matter. How'd your vacation go, Oh, Eddie, 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:07.320 thanks for asking. My vacation went amazing. Now. I was 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:10.120 nervous going in because it was with man laws. We 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:12.840 were bringing the in laws down to Mexico. We were 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:16.080 bringing my wife's siblings. I was like, oh, this is 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.079 a recipe for disaster because I can usually only go 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:24.640 two to three hours without saying something that one of 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:28.760 them will stew on for the next six years. So 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:32.680 you're telling me we're gonna do five days. Oh. It 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:35.079 was tough, but I think I did well. And we 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:39.799 were celebrating my father in law's retirement. I mean, I 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.720 can complain a little bit. I had everything taken care 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:46.600 of a nice home. You know, had a staff at 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:50.560 this home that was just you don't get better service. 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:54.480 And I mean this anywhere on the planet than you 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:59.440 do in Mexico. They just get it. They get customer service, 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:03.440 they do things right. We had a chef, you know, 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:06.600 a bartender at this house. It was just amazing. So 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:10.080 they're always just making drinks. There's just always you know, 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:14.359 the breakfast. We were at eight o'clock, let's have breakfast, 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:17.720 and it was like an hour long, just made amazing things. 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:21.600 And then you know, two of my wife's siblings they 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:25.760 don't ever wake up till eleven, so then the staff 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:29.640 has to cook round two of breakfast, which I find 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:33.160 very annoying. Now the day's schedules all off. We're going 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.400 zip lining without you. That's what I scream as they're 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:39.720 eating eggs at eleven o'clock. I mean this, with all 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:43.880 due respect. My in laws, all of them, every single 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:48.400 one would die in minute one if ever faced with 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:52.920 a disaster, I just walk into the beach. I go, oh, 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:54.720 I'm gonna go grab some more stuff so you guys 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:58.240 don't have to carry it. I walk back. My wife's 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:02.280 cousin and my father in law and my son just 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:07.200 have to continue walking straight for another one hundred feet. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:12.640 I get maybe fifty feet away. My son's in the ocean. 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:19.280 What happened? Oh, wave just washed them in? What how 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:24.159 did that happen? Same beach next day, my sister in law. 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:26.720 I look back over my shoulder. She's in the ocean. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:32.280 She lost her hat. She's she's and she's chasing it. 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:38.239 Now she's in the ocean. Big shore break, dangerous. Uh Okay, 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:41.720 good luck, guys. This was all for my father in 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.360 law's retirement, which is just a long time coming. Now. 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:47.480 I didn't do anything special for my real parents when 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:51.520 they retired, but neither of them had an illustrious forty 0:04:52.040 --> 0:05:02.440 nine year career in banking. Today's guest did enjoy Pasha. 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:07.080 My guest today loves nothing more than to fall asleep 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:10.800 to a Florida Gator football game, except maybe pocketing loan 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:15.839 application fees from struggling small businesses. It's his seed that 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:18.600 brought forth to the world the mother of my children. 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:22.719 Please welcome all the way from my guest house. My 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:27.520 father in law, Greg, Thank you, Daniel, Daddy, Hi son. 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:31.320 Now normally I call you dad or grandpa. I like 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:33.320 a lot of people don't like calling their father in 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:35.920 law's dad. I immediately went with dad, Did you have 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:36.560 issue with that? 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:37.200 Not at all? 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.159 I could start calling you Papa. Do you like papa? 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:40.440 How about popa number? 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:42.679 Two? Sure? Our greg is fine? 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:45.279 Oh, now your name's not greg Your name. 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:47.080 Is John John Gregory. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:50.560 And there's a long line of John's. Correct, that is correct? 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:51.080 How long? 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:52.680 Seven generations? 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:56.400 And you named your oldest son John as well, but 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:59.080 he goes by Jordan, right, correct? That's is that John 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:01.479 his first name or middle first has to be the first, 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:03.800 has to be the first name. Are you upset that 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:07.240 I did not do that with our first son? 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:07.960 Not at all? 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:09.560 Okay, because he already took care of it. 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:10.000 He did. 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:12.680 Has anyone ever said that you look like a sexy 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:13.560 Steve Bannon? 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:15.760 God? Is that a compliment? 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:15.920 No? 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.720 Well, I said sexy in front of it. Does he 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:20.919 kind of look like a sexy Steve Bannon? 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:23.919 Is not a compliment, sorry, Steve, not a compliment. 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:26.839 You're apologizing to Steve Man. Fuck that guy. He's in jail, 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:29.120 that's right. What's our age difference? By the way, do 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:29.719 you even know it? 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:35.600 Hold on twenty one years, twenty two years so you 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:37.680 could be my dad. I could, but I'm not. 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:40.960 No, Well, that would be weird. Your grandkids would be 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:41.880 super funny looking. 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:43.000 Not tall enough either. 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:45.159 No, by the way, how tall are you? I have 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:46.880 on my notes, say five to two. 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:51.479 That's a little low. Five eight was the official height. 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:54.760 But it's going down. It will definitely be going down. Yes, 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:58.800 we shrink. I talked to you constantly about your posture. Yes, 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:01.479 try to get you and my wife to be honest. 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:04.120 I'm like, knock it off, you guys, stand up. 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.640 That's why I didn't wear my thundershirt today. Are you 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:08.239 wearing a thundershirt? O? Not today? 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:09.720 No? But you own one? Right? 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:11.559 I actually owned two? Yeah? 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:12.720 They hurt to wear. 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:13.960 No, they're very comfortable. 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:16.440 Well, a thundershirt. I don't think you're a sponsor yet, 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.360 but you know, once you go ahead and send us 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:21.120 a few dozen of those. How goddamn old are. 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:23.000 You as of today? Seventy one? 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:28.800 Seventy one? It's his birthday today, guys, birth it's his birthday. 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:33.240 He agreed to be interviewed on his birthday, seventy one. 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.720 Yes, how do you feel good? 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:39.760 Thanks? And a big milestone in your life? Can we 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:44.560 discuss this oh, sure that true or false? I forced 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:50.920 you into retirement. That's true because I wanted because I 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:53.280 wanted someone to hang out watch sports with me and 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:54.360 take naps all day. 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:56.880 Great idea, Yes, yeah, I. 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:58.800 Was like, what are you doing? Stop working? So you're 0:07:58.880 --> 0:08:03.640 newly retired, kind, You're still you're still transitioning. But the 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:07.400 official notice is in and and and there's a countdown clock. 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:08.200 That is correct. 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:09.400 Yes, how's it feel? 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:11.200 Great? A relief? Actually? 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:15.720 And for forty nine years you were a banker. 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:20.840 That is correct too. Yes, come on you, forty nine 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:22.840 year career. I tried to make it to fifty. You 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:27.560 would not allow him. No, no, too much. You complain constantly. 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:28.440 It's true too. 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:30.960 All you do is complain about being a banker. But 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:33.319 yet I feel like I'm the only one in your 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:37.600 family that wants to hear your stories about banking. 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:39.880 Tammy forbids that. My wife forbids it. 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:42.320 She doesn't want hearing it to other complain. The other 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:45.400 kids don't care, except for my oldest, who is a banker. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:49.160 He is a banker, yes, now, and he's extremely successful. 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:50.160 Jordan's doing very well. 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:52.440 Would you say that he's a better banker than you? 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:53.800 I would actually say that. 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:55.080 Has he always been? 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:58.240 No? Not at first. It took him at least five 0:08:58.320 --> 0:08:59.280 years to surpass me. 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.360 Oh really, yes, I mean did he? And did you 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:04.280 want that from your son? Did you want him to 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:05.239 follow in your footsteps? 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:05.280 No? 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.800 No, that just was his best opportunity. 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:10.080 I wonder if my father wanted me to follow in 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:11.640 his footsteps of being a pastor. 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:12.679 I don't think so. 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:13.679 You don't think he would. 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:15.800 Although I would have been enough Dan a couple of times, 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:16.400 I don't see it. 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:20.520 I would have been a wonderful pastor. Oh man, Hosanna, Hosannah. 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:21.959 There you go. See I got somebody to say it 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:23.440 right back. How many kids do you have? 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:23.679 For? 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:25.280 Four wonderful kids? 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:30.960 Four wonderful kids? Now, do you regret having any or 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.319 all of your children? You can be specific. You're in 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:34.760 a safe space, of course, not. 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:37.360 I love my children. What are you talking about? I 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:38.040 hear you? 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:39.319 But do do you re. 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:41.000 No? 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:43.200 Okay? Fabulous for all four of them? 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:44.000 Fabulous? 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:49.560 Okay? But if you were to rank them, yeah, from 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:55.319 Lois to Highs. Who would you start with? That's not disputed. 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:02.080 Your youngest son, yes, is a solid eight inches taller 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:04.760 than everyone in your family. Who did your. 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.880 Wife have sex with That is a mystery. He does 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:11.280 look like a hallum, he does, I think he does. 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:14.640 Three of your four children live in Los Angeles. One 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.960 is still in Florida, where you live. Now, I'm going 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:20.439 to say this as an honest compliment. 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:21.120 I don't mean this. 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:22.960 I don't. I don't want you to think it's coming 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:26.960 from any form of sarcasm whatsoever. No one I've ever 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:30.120 met is more proud of their children than you are. True. 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:31.080 I love my kids. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:35.079 You just just just they're the world to you. Everything 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:38.280 they do is amazing. Blah blah blah. Yes, yet three 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:41.160 of them moved across the country as far as possible 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:44.840 to escape Florida, to leave where you're from. 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:48.040 I never analyze that. Okay, Does that. 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:50.840 Mean maybe it was too your love was too strong? 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:52.600 No, I don't think you can do that. 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.640 All right? What about Does that mean that you love 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:57.960 Jordan the most because he stayed in Florida. 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:01.640 No, that does not mean that love them all the same. 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.000 Admit it in different ways. Admit that you love Jordan 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:05.400 the most. My wife needs to hear this. 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:07.520 I will not say that, Carly. 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.520 All right. The next question is is super simple rank 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:15.520 your grandchildren from one to four, favorite to least favorite. 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:18.640 Next question, how many grandchildren do you have? 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:19.040 Four? 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:21.560 Four grandchildren? Who's on your lock screen? 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:24.240 All four? My grandkids? All four? 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:26.680 You win this round. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:27.680 They're all there. 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:28.800 You win this round. Dad. 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:30.120 We updated occasionally. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:33.319 You think my dad cares that I call you dad? 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:34.760 He doesn't. You know what my dad wants me to 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:37.120 call him? He doesn't. He doesn't want me to call him. 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:40.440 You know, the best part of your life? 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:41.320 What's that? 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:45.080 Your children? Huh no, no, oh, sure it is no, no, no. 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:49.520 I had a day surfing recently. It was so much 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:53.520 better than my kids. When you heard your daughter was 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:57.200 in a relationship with her boss, how excited were you, guys? 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:59.640 So here's how it went down. She called me and 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:02.240 she's a dad. What do you think about dating the boss? 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:05.240 M h And I said that's a bad idea, honey, right, 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:08.600 because you lose your job and your boyfriend on the same. 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:13.160 Day, which is true. She did. She quit shortly after, yep, 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:15.480 and she went on to another job. Where'd she go? 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:15.880 Where did she? 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:19.480 She went to Brooklyn, Brooklyn nine nine. What was the 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:21.720 other thing she'd lose? Her friend? Did you say boss 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:22.319 and her friend. 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:24.959 Boss, and boyfriend. I said, So, she didn't lose her boyfriend, 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:25.560 just her job. 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:27.280 Why would I not be your boyfriend? 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:30.920 No, that was the joke. If you dated your boss, 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:33.360 then on the same day, you would lose your job 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:35.960 because you had lost your boyfriend, like your boyfriend would 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:37.720 kick you off the show. That's the joke. 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:39.920 All kay, I don't like any of that. Okay, Well 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:42.560 take that out. Well did you were you worried about 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:45.600 her dating her boss? I wasn't her boss? For them, 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:48.400 even though we all debate this constantly, I was a 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:50.600 host of the show. I wasn't her boss. I wasn't 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:51.600 writing her checks. 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:51.800 No. 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:53.080 Yeah, did I worry about it? 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:53.200 No? 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:53.760 I trust. 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:55.160 Do you think I trust Carly? Did you think it 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:55.880 was a bad idea? 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:57.240 No? Not really? 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:01.480 Did you think you could do better than me? Out 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.200 of all the guys? Wait? Answer that question? Do you 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:05.160 think she could do better than me? 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:07.880 I think she's done very well. You've ended up being 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:11.000 a really nice person. How's that that. 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:12.720 Does not sayd hey? 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:13.000 Uh? 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:19.640 Out of all the men and boys? I guess if 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:22.600 you go back far enough that your daughter that I'm 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:27.520 married to dated, who would be your second pick after you? 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:27.760 Uh? 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:32.760 Huh boy. Oh, oh gosh, I'm doing a plank on 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.679 his name. Oh sorry, that's awful. 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:37.400 You know it's not awful. You shouldn't remember. 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:38.560 I can't remember his name. 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:40.720 Did she have a good dating track record? 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:42.600 Yeah? I were nice guys, most of them. 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:44.480 Yeah, there's there any guys that you didn't like. 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:48.440 Some less than others. Yeah, sure of course any dad 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:49.080 would be that way. 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.240 Were you were you? Were you intimidating to him? Did 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.440 you ever threaten of any of her suitors? 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:56.360 No, Taylor. Now, Taylor tells me I was intimidating. But 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:58.199 that's the first time I ever heard that in my life. 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:01.640 We started out great together, and I could. I could 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.160 throw you under the bus so bad, but I don't. 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:06.880 Yes, and I shared something the very first night we 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:10.000 went to that dinner in Palm Beach together. Yes, oh, 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:11.320 you shared some stuff with me. 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:13.320 That was a fun first dinner. It was fun. 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:13.840 Yeah. 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:16.160 We got picked up by I think a limo is them. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:19.520 No, no fucking limo picked us up. We have wearn 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:22.160 a nice everything seems like a stretch to you. Yes, 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:24.840 so much leg room back here? 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:26.360 Well tease. 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:29.640 I do recall we were at the I was working 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:32.840 in West Palm Beach and we were staying at the 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:35.920 Four Seasons Hotel and you guys came to and the 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:37.640 bartender said, what do you want to drink? And I said, 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.560 I'll have a lemonade. This is we're at the pool. 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:42.680 And he goes, oh, we don't have lemonade. Remember we 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:45.240 don't have lemonade. But I can make you one, and 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:49.160 I said, stop, don't want it, and he's like, no, 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:52.440 I just I'll just you know lemons and some shut bob. 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:55.680 I was like, and then you piped up. You know 0:14:55.720 --> 0:15:01.480 that sounds delicious. I'll have one of those. And then 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:04.320 he made his fucking atrocity. I gave it to you 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:06.160 and and I said, how's it taste? And I could 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:09.200 taste awful? And then you told him it taste off. 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:11.760 He goes, let me try again. He didn't. You tried 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:14.720 to get and I go, stop, stop fucking ordering something 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:17.640 that doesn't exist, and he brought you a second one. 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.160 I'm like, this is why it is. Just then it 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:20.640 was both of them were discussed. 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:21.720 They were bad. I remember that. 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:23.920 Yeah, that was that was day one. That was day 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:26.920 one of our lives together. Oh two peas in a pod. 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:30.200 Ever since amen. Did I ask for your blessing to 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:30.880 marry your daughter? 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:32.520 You did, and I really appreciated that. 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:34.200 Do you want to know where you were the night 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:34.720 I asked? 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:35.640 I know where I was? 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:36.440 You were at PF. 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:40.920 Chang's in Sarasota, Florida. I was, and I excused myself 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:42.280 to go outside to talk to you. That was very 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:42.720 sweet of you. 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:45.600 Yeah, we were. We were in big sir uh and 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:48.520 and I call. I called you, and not only just 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:50.840 to make sure everything went the way I wanted. I 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:53.520 took at the time when you needed those. I took 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:56.840 Carly's SIM card out of her phone so that she 0:15:56.920 --> 0:15:59.680 wouldn't even get a phone call or anything like that. 0:15:59.840 --> 0:16:01.920 And then I called you. You didn't pick he never pick up. 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:04.160 I always have to go through your wife to get you. 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:06.560 I have suspected what the call may have been, so 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:07.880 I had to go outside. 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:11.440 The technical and then you got per usual, very choked 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:15.040 up your emotional self. Yes, you're an emotional person. 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:15.640 I am. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:19.040 I mean you you cry at least I don't know 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:22.360 once a trip if you come over here. 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:25.160 I'm not gonna say three or four times a day. 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:26.960 Once a trip, yes, for sure. 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:28.880 At least once a trip. I mean, certainly, the good 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:32.080 byes always get you. Yeah, first time you left the country. 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:33.000 Uh huh? 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:36.360 When was the first time you left your left the 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:37.760 country of the United States of America? 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:42.080 Not that long ago? When you flew to London? Was wonderful? 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:45.440 What that's not true? Where did I go? Otherwise? What 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:47.320 are you alluding to. 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:49.640 The first time you left the country? 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:52.880 I swear? 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:53.280 Oh? 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:57.880 Oh, your wedding. I'm sorry, Oh my god, sorry, that 0:16:57.960 --> 0:17:02.640 was lovely, by the way, beautiful place. So you had 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:03.640 never left the country. 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:07.120 And then I'm harry your daughter, and and we take 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:09.720 you to Italy and you finally left there. I was 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:13.679 leaving the country. You're such a patriotic person. Is it 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:16.280 true or false? Oh? Yes, I mean you love I mean, 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:18.320 you love this country someone you don't ever want to leave. 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:19.439 But we brought you to Italy. 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:22.120 Yet it was fabulous, It was unbelievable. 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:24.520 Am I the son that you always really wanted? 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:27.480 I'm happy to have you as a son in law. No, 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.680 I have two sons, sure, but I really wanted. 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:33.520 Okay, did you you wanted that last one? Because that 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:36.000 last place we wanted to do, that last son of 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:40.360 yours was six years after your last child. Yes, that's 0:17:40.400 --> 0:17:43.359 such a long dry spell. You probably didn't think you 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:44.760 had a swimmer left in you. 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:46.280 He was a bonus baby, no doubt. 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:49.720 Are you which mccaulet. Did you have a Yeah? 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:50.720 I did? You did? 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:53.160 I'm getting one next month. 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:55.959 Oh really, I'm almost sad to hear that no more babies. 0:17:56.040 --> 0:17:58.400 No, I can still have babies. Okay, I don't want 0:17:58.400 --> 0:17:59.440 to explain to you how it works. 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:00.960 I got an idea. 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:04.000 I got it. You're saved up. You see you ever 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:07.720 look at that one section of our freezer. Those aren't ice cubes? 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:09.960 Oh god? Okay, thanks, all right, thanks? 0:18:10.440 --> 0:18:12.840 Those in your teeth. Why do you need so much 0:18:12.920 --> 0:18:15.080 ice in every drink I have? 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:16.359 Because we live in Florida. 0:18:16.400 --> 0:18:18.359 Well, but you're not in Florida when you're here, and 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:22.720 I've got a water machine that pipes out cold, cold water. 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:25.720 Yet you still need to put three hundred ice cubes in. 0:18:25.840 --> 0:18:28.200