1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: Well, come back to what about me this COVID nine dish, 2 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,960 Speaker 1: I mean your host, Kevin Pollard. Kiss that Kevin poll 3 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: with them. Well that's easy, Yeah, just take the temporary 4 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:18,319 Speaker 1: away east until you had Jacksonville, Florida. No need to 5 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,799 Speaker 1: thank you, but I digress. Let's meet in no particular orders. 6 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: Say nope, I was about to say, Chris Alvara here 7 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 1: darting hot. Wow, I couldn't make that. Well, what the 8 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 1: hell it's Jackie do? Ruth Queen Birthday Week favorite gifts 9 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: so far this year? Um, you know what? My husband 10 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:47,319 Speaker 1: got me a normal like stationary bike. Um. And I'm 11 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 1: so excited because I used to use one that was 12 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: in this weird room on the roof of my old apartment. 13 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: Wait for it. Yeah, it was just like this creepy 14 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: room that just like held a bunch of ships from 15 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 1: the man Andrew who moved out a year ago, and 16 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 1: it was just as still there. So I took the 17 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 1: bike and during COVID that was like what I was doing. 18 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: But we moved and I've been talking about wanting to 19 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 1: go back and stealing it. Um, and I shouldn't say 20 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 1: that on record, and I didn't do it. So he 21 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 1: gat me my own and I'm so excited. Awesome, we 22 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:24,040 Speaker 1: were looking for gift of sight. That's terrific. Thank you, okay, 23 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: and now a tool thing east side forever fella. How 24 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: many locations have you lived in since moving to Los Angeles? Oh, 25 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 1: that's interesting. I've only lived in three places, but I 26 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: have kept track of every address I've lived in since 27 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 1: high school. And I just have a word document where 28 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,759 Speaker 1: I have kept each address just because when I lived 29 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: in New York, I moved a bunch a New York. 30 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 1: I think I averaged once or twice a year, because 31 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 1: there were some years where I moved a bunch. But 32 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: I don't know if people keep that, but I can 33 00:01:55,160 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: go back to every residence. Yeah, correct answer was three beginning. Yep. Hey, 34 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 1: there's Mark Gagliardi. Marcus. Have you been back to Disneyland yet? 35 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 1: How did you know? I was one of those people 36 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:19,680 Speaker 1: that was sitting on April fift when they announced you're 37 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: gonna be able to get tickets at eight o'clock in 38 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 1: the morning. I got up super early. I tried to 39 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: get in the queue and there and I followed Twitter 40 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 1: that whole day because there was one little spinning graphic 41 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 1: that everyone was staring at all day. Did you do 42 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 1: the same like you had also done that. I was 43 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 1: so excited to think that someone else here had that 44 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 1: same miserable experience of watching a goat with a stick 45 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 1: of dynamites head tilt back and forth for about six 46 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 1: hours while it said I was in line. Yeah, it's 47 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: not very Disney. And the outcome, the outcome, it's uh, 48 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,920 Speaker 1: it's the best time ever were in the world to go. 49 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 1: I think I waited like five minutes for even all 50 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: the big rides. We were there Saturday, same experience, unbelievable. 51 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: Everybody's super nice. Everybody's happy to be back. Everyone that 52 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:14,799 Speaker 1: you walked past, normally they'd say have a magical day. 53 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: Now they say welcome home, which was very sweet. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, 54 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: it's pretty great. I went on Rise of Resistance for 55 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: the first time. Jamie. Jamie posted video of me losing 56 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,519 Speaker 1: my ship on our Instagram feed if anybody wants to 57 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: see it. It's genuine and I really did lose my mind. 58 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:36,760 Speaker 1: It is spectacular. Yeah yeah. Uh. And last, but just 59 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: the water from the hose. If you think of least, 60 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: it's Joey Greer oddly small hands. Uh, what's your favorite 61 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: dish to cook. Oh my gosh, I really would. I don't. 62 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 1: I don't like the term cooking. I don't like the 63 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 1: cooking because there there's a lot of history with cooking, 64 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: and it's just I don't like what what I like 65 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 1: to say. Um so a couple of dishes. Actually, So 66 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: when when you're when you're in the kitchen, the first 67 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: thing that you want to do that I like to do, 68 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: that you're gonna want to do now because this little 69 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: tip of the hat trade that I got here is 70 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,800 Speaker 1: right when you enter every kitchen, this is true. This 71 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: is true. Every kitchen has the exact same layout. You don't, 72 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: I know, you don't believe me. Go into any kitchen 73 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 1: right now, and you're gonna see on your huh am, 74 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 1: I right? Are you? Right? Am? I looking on my right. 75 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,040 Speaker 1: Let's do a damn show. All of our scene suggestions 76 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,360 Speaker 1: gathered from your listener emails are from our patron v 77 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 1: I pays to become a patron supporter of the show 78 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 1: and enjoy content and other perks like video Joey. Head 79 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 1: on over to patron dot com slash Alchemy do this 80 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: if you'd like to submit a scene suggestion via email. 81 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 1: Please right to the podcast at our new email address. 82 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 1: That's Alchemy. This email at gmail dot com, that's Alchemy. 83 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:06,360 Speaker 1: This seen one comes from Patreon alcomaniac Kevin Pratto, who wrote, Hello, 84 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 1: you wonderful people. You're all amazing. But Chris is the man. 85 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 1: What a shame. He don't tell him? No one tell 86 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 1: him he does not need the boost. Give him all 87 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:21,039 Speaker 1: your lunch money or else. I'm not gonna do that either. 88 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 1: Scenes of Justin trying to find the underground Rave that 89 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 1: is somewhere downtown, your biggest fan, KP. I know it's 90 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:36,599 Speaker 1: round you somewhere. Man, Oh my god, this be sick. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. 91 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 1: Can we just slow up for a moment. It's been 92 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 1: for forty minutes. We haven't found it yet, but I'm 93 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:48,159 Speaker 1: confident if it could just slow down a little. Seemed 94 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 1: like you're in a hurry to find something we don't 95 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:53,159 Speaker 1: know where it is, and of course I don't know 96 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: where it is. Man. We've got finest. It's supposed to 97 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 1: be the hardest underground rave. That's why I want to 98 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,920 Speaker 1: save some enter you for when we get there, right, 99 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,359 Speaker 1: We're gonna have so much to trust me. I know, 100 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:08,840 Speaker 1: swamp Monster is on the ones and twos spinning all night. 101 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,919 Speaker 1: It's gonna be nuts, Tommy, Tommy, can you hand me 102 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: another bottle from the baby bag please? This one's empty. Okay, 103 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:25,280 Speaker 1: we're brave. We're running low. Alright, we're running low. I 104 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,000 Speaker 1: was going to wait until we got to the club, 105 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: but it didn't. You're forgot to get there at this point. 106 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:37,920 Speaker 1: I did bring a molly. What I brought molly? Let 107 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 1: me see it. Well, it's just this, It's just this pill, 108 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 1: and there's molly in there. There's molly in that capsule. 109 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 1: I dropped it. It's not a glass. I mean it's 110 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 1: close to eat it off the floor. God, damn it, dude. 111 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 1: I think it's in the sewer here, help me pick 112 00:06:55,040 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 1: this great up. Oh God, where it is out? Oh? God, 113 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 1: seward it's it, God, Holy ship, yunker. You're use a hernia. 114 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: Maybe we can use it to fish it like your stomach, 115 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,440 Speaker 1: just like like a fishing line. Just kind of cast 116 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 1: it out. That's how this works, Tommy. Your baby still 117 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 1: needs a bottle, all right, Listen, I just need a 118 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 1: ball's water and I can stalk spinning the music. But 119 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 1: when of the crowd's getting there crowds aren't due till midnight. 120 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 1: What kind of water would you like bought water still 121 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,800 Speaker 1: and flattess it wouldn't be great one of each, of course, 122 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, yeah, let's do two of It's just 123 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 1: make sure you know. We really can't thank you enough 124 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 1: for for playing tonight. We were both just just such 125 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: huge fans, such huge fans. It's it's a pleasure as 126 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: long as anything you need, alright, I mean we'll give 127 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 1: you double of whatever you need anytime. Thanks, Thanks, Terris, 128 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 1: appreciate it. But I just I love music. I love 129 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 1: saying people dance and jump and uh let's you know, 130 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 1: I just have one question, just some If you're going 131 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,960 Speaker 1: to pull the chuck berry, can we can we do 132 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 1: it now just to kind of get it out of 133 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: the way. Uh No, No, I can't. I can't pull 134 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:18,080 Speaker 1: the chuck bear right now. Yes, when you pull the 135 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:22,080 Speaker 1: chuck berry late into the evening, it it's been problematic before. Look, 136 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I'm I'm just we love having you here. 137 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: We're gonna give you double of everything you want. It's 138 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,440 Speaker 1: amazing having you here. We're just so grateful. Just please 139 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: do the chuck berry before actually yeah, I'm an artist, right, 140 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,319 Speaker 1: you don't say, you don't tell, you don't tell. The 141 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,160 Speaker 1: Banks said, hey, don't paint on this wall. And I 142 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,160 Speaker 1: know Banks, right, I know it might come to yea, 143 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 1: um what whoa bonus? Wait Banks, He's like like, reveal himself, 144 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,200 Speaker 1: come tonight. I couldn't tell you if he's here, but 145 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:55,439 Speaker 1: he might be in the audience. And but oh yes, 146 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 1: it's pretty simple, all right. The bottom of the flashlight. 147 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,960 Speaker 1: That's who light is, all right, bus bar right here 148 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,440 Speaker 1: clicking on turns it on? All right? Yeah, check I 149 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:05,320 Speaker 1: D s A. You're gonna make sure one stands in 150 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:08,480 Speaker 1: this line, do not block the sidewalk, saying put the 151 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:14,440 Speaker 1: flashlight under the I D. Yeah, huh, all right. If 152 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 1: you can see the flashlight under the I D, it's 153 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,280 Speaker 1: probably not a real idea. It's probably just a piece 154 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:22,679 Speaker 1: of paper. Really, I was aiming the flashlight downward. Well 155 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,720 Speaker 1: what does that do? What does the dude to shine 156 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,920 Speaker 1: the light on top of it? Obviously, right, but if 157 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 1: you hold the flashlight just two tough shouldn't be able 158 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,880 Speaker 1: to see it under you know, I'm using the light 159 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:38,000 Speaker 1: from my phone anyways, I don't really have a holy ship. 160 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:42,280 Speaker 1: What Is that a customer Android? Yeah, that's the I 161 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:47,720 Speaker 1: Phone seventeen Android. Wow. Wow wow. Yeah, I'm kind of 162 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:53,160 Speaker 1: a tech head too. I'm gonna check out my phone. 163 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,800 Speaker 1: Christian forgot my birthday. He put him like he didn't, 164 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:00,320 Speaker 1: but he did. He forgot my birthday. No, this is 165 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 1: the big one, nine twenty nine. No, still twenty nine, 166 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:17,280 Speaker 1: it's been twenty nine. It's always how did how did 167 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,800 Speaker 1: you forget your last twenty ninth birthday? The twenty ninth 168 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:23,000 Speaker 1: birthday before that, the twenty ninth birthday six years ago? 169 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 1: And honestly, Cheryl, he comes home with a gift back, 170 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,560 Speaker 1: so I think it's for me, and so I'm like 171 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 1: so excited and he's like, oh, I guess you can 172 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,280 Speaker 1: open it, but it's not for you. I'm like, what 173 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,960 Speaker 1: the are you talking about? And it's a fucking custom Android, 174 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:44,000 Speaker 1: which I'm so sorry. Your Calamari Margarita's Calamari Callamari Margarita. 175 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,439 Speaker 1: I wanted, I want. I wanted it with the saltman. 176 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,439 Speaker 1: You know, we'll just it's fine, it's fine, I'll just 177 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,400 Speaker 1: turn it over. And this is just lick mine. Don't 178 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:57,360 Speaker 1: turn it over, Okay? Can I get another woman? Yeah? Yeah, sure, 179 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,640 Speaker 1: we'll just eat this calamari off the table. Thank you. 180 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,240 Speaker 1: I am so, I'm so well. At least he got 181 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:07,880 Speaker 1: you a big present. But it's custom engraved with his 182 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:14,600 Speaker 1: fucking name on it. It was for himself, Cheryl. Cheryl, 183 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,360 Speaker 1: Is this the twenty ninth year when I break up 184 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:23,400 Speaker 1: with him? Help me? I because he's he's the cutest 185 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:27,080 Speaker 1: one you've had in all of the twenty nines. Hey, babe, 186 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:33,800 Speaker 1: that was you dinner with Cheryl? It was really insightful. 187 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,480 Speaker 1: Can you get out of the way. I'm just trying 188 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:42,160 Speaker 1: to get to the Can you just put it on 189 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 1: the toothbrush. Stop doing with your finger, you know, it's 190 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:54,920 Speaker 1: just it's gross. M sorry, what nothing? You know what? Nothing? Yeah, 191 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,640 Speaker 1: I'm in a bit of a mood tonight. What happened? 192 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,480 Speaker 1: We didn't bring the waiter, brought the wrong column, I martini, 193 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:05,439 Speaker 1: there was no salt rim We ended up for you 194 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:10,800 Speaker 1: all over the place. Oh my god, are you crying? No? 195 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:14,800 Speaker 1: I just I said what happened like I meant it 196 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:19,320 Speaker 1: and I didn't, And I just feel horrible. You know what, 197 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:27,160 Speaker 1: year it's super fine, right, Okay, look at these ads, 198 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:34,280 Speaker 1: don't don't You're hard to look at because you're so 199 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:38,080 Speaker 1: fucking hot, right, but but you don't give me like 200 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,640 Speaker 1: you don't fulfill me. You don't give me what I 201 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:45,040 Speaker 1: need in every coming at you're coming at me. I'm 202 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:51,280 Speaker 1: your girlfriend. It's been four years. If I hear bro 203 00:12:53,559 --> 00:12:59,240 Speaker 1: Cheryl worry even you freaking smell like raw fish? Well 204 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,760 Speaker 1: I was. I was out with Erlen. She's had another 205 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,679 Speaker 1: one of the twenty ninth birthday disaster. Are you still 206 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,800 Speaker 1: hanging out with her? Yes, she's been my best She 207 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,200 Speaker 1: has been my best friend our whole lives. We were 208 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 1: in the womb together. We had that room trade. We 209 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,920 Speaker 1: were in a magazine. Since then, when you're in a 210 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,319 Speaker 1: magazine with someone that young, it sticks with you and 211 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,240 Speaker 1: we will be friends forever. So she can do whatever 212 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:27,280 Speaker 1: she wants because we womb shared and we're in a magazine. 213 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,400 Speaker 1: I'm not saying she can't do anything she wants. I 214 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,079 Speaker 1: don't care what she does, That's what I'm saying. Sure, 215 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,680 Speaker 1: you could have so many better friends. The friend I 216 00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:40,840 Speaker 1: introduced you to Becca, don't Becca, I don't you introduced 217 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 1: me to these friends of yours. I swear you only 218 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,520 Speaker 1: hang out with these others just so that I look 219 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,040 Speaker 1: better by comparison. Is that what it is? Is that? 220 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,640 Speaker 1: What it is? Bryce? Is that Rice? Rice? Is that 221 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:53,480 Speaker 1: what it is? I will leave you. I've never been 222 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,960 Speaker 1: in a magazine with you. Bryce. I will leave right now. 223 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,079 Speaker 1: I look, I don't know how far it is, but 224 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: if we follow, the sewer line might pop up on 225 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,880 Speaker 1: top of the god damn you know whatever club it 226 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,880 Speaker 1: was supposed to be underground. Okay, whatever they don't know. 227 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,360 Speaker 1: We can look, we can follow Bianca's stomach lining if 228 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,080 Speaker 1: you want to get back out. Okay, don't think I'm 229 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,240 Speaker 1: gonna make it, guys, come on, Bianca. See that looks 230 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,840 Speaker 1: just a couple more feet. We're gonna be this supposed 231 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,200 Speaker 1: to be the best party all the sensory. How do 232 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,440 Speaker 1: your baby is crying and it's Molly is supposed to 233 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,600 Speaker 1: sprout hands. It looks like that Molly is sprouting hands. 234 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,160 Speaker 1: I don't know what's in her stomach. What do you 235 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,080 Speaker 1: want me to do? Just leave her here, we'll come 236 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,080 Speaker 1: get her all the way out. Leave me, leave me. No, No, 237 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,920 Speaker 1: I meant my daughter. I didn't mean you. And that 238 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:45,920 Speaker 1: scene one you're soaking in it scene too comes from Carl, 239 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 1: who is a patriot. I that chose to utilize the 240 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 1: new email and send this suggestion with it, and I 241 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 1: thank him for that. Carl wrote, to my favorite cuttier 242 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:01,200 Speaker 1: of contemporary comedians and the pleasant dist actions you provide. 243 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:06,600 Speaker 1: My scene suggestion is from Carmack McCarthy, the writer of 244 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:11,760 Speaker 1: No Country for Old Men, or Cormack who wrote quote 245 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:15,480 Speaker 1: there's no such thing as life without bloodshed. The notion 246 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,840 Speaker 1: that the species can be improved in some way, that 247 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:23,680 Speaker 1: everyone could live in harmony is a really dangerous idea. 248 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,400 Speaker 1: Those who are afflicted with this notion, or the first 249 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:31,680 Speaker 1: ones to give up their souls their freedom. Your desire 250 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:35,440 Speaker 1: that it be that way will enslave you and make 251 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:40,040 Speaker 1: your life vacuum. Is May you all live well and easy. 252 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:45,160 Speaker 1: Carl Davis from San Diego. Alright, so we're just gonna 253 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,800 Speaker 1: need to refill in the Calamari's and then, uh, just 254 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,560 Speaker 1: make sure the margarita machine is working on. Cormack. Just 255 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 1: put a smile on your face, all right. Put everyone 256 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,480 Speaker 1: wants to see people happy. Put a smile on your face. 257 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:01,520 Speaker 1: It's a good job. Good job, Um, you know what 258 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:06,040 Speaker 1: a good job is. Yeah, out on the trail hunting 259 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:10,080 Speaker 1: wild beasts. That the only thing between you and life 260 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,360 Speaker 1: is your own wits and your ability to survive. If 261 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,200 Speaker 1: you want to quit, quit, I can have fifteen different 262 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,080 Speaker 1: people in here who want to be a waiter at 263 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 1: the number one restaurant in Phoenix. Okay, I can't quit, why, Jim, 264 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:30,160 Speaker 1: I gotta pay rent? All right? Well, and I can't 265 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:34,600 Speaker 1: quit all right? Well, let me check. I gotta take that. 266 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,720 Speaker 1: Take it. Don't by the way, here hold my bowie knife. 267 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,960 Speaker 1: Don't bring that. Told you not to bring this. Don't late. 268 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:46,760 Speaker 1: So um, carmacke says, your last job, things didn't go 269 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,080 Speaker 1: so well. Why why you rebilitate yourself? Why but why 270 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,120 Speaker 1: should we hire you here at the old Chuck Oh 271 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:59,440 Speaker 1: the cheese hmm, looks like you gotta roaded infestation. Nope, 272 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,120 Speaker 1: that's a that's a cartoon road in, Cormack. We're here 273 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,200 Speaker 1: to make people happy. Isn't that what you want to do? 274 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,520 Speaker 1: And that's why you wanted to play the spread again. 275 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,080 Speaker 1: You have to play to spread to children. You know what, 276 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,560 Speaker 1: This might not work, This might not be the best 277 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:16,720 Speaker 1: spot for you, Mr McCarthy. Carmack. Just looking at your 278 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:20,320 Speaker 1: resume here, it looks like you were at Chucky Chases 279 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,439 Speaker 1: for a day. Before that, you were at Ballard's in 280 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:27,080 Speaker 1: Phoenix for two weeks. Um, what the what makes you? 281 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:33,200 Speaker 1: What makes you David Buster's material? Well? See, uh, you've 282 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,880 Speaker 1: got a lot of people running around here with long 283 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:40,679 Speaker 1: pieces of I don't know, cardboard, perforated edges stuck together. 284 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,479 Speaker 1: Am I wrong? The tickets? Are you talking about tickets? 285 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,960 Speaker 1: We don't come whatever you want. We don't do the 286 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,199 Speaker 1: tickets anymore. Did you look at did you come out? 287 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,719 Speaker 1: Have you been to the spressnom before? I don't think 288 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 1: it's gonna work out, Carmack. The rents been due for 289 00:17:55,960 --> 00:18:01,120 Speaker 1: three months. It's been due for three months. You gotta 290 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,280 Speaker 1: get out, you gotta you gotta hit the road. Okay, 291 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,960 Speaker 1: you gotta get out. Okay, great, as long as you 292 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,720 Speaker 1: get it then, Uh, I'm just gonna leave you to it. 293 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,639 Speaker 1: Thank you. So I'm just gonna leave you to it. 294 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,160 Speaker 1: I can stay if you want. I don't want that. Um, 295 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,680 Speaker 1: I do want you to leave you having paid the 296 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,200 Speaker 1: rent in three months and I won't collect. I won't 297 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:26,000 Speaker 1: collect as long as you're gone and within seventy two hours. 298 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,120 Speaker 1: And I think that that's a fair trait, especially from me. 299 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:34,160 Speaker 1: I can survive my life. Oh, What's what's going on? 300 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:39,120 Speaker 1: The amount of blood shed out of my body right 301 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,040 Speaker 1: now is not right. Man. I'm gonna need you to 302 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:45,679 Speaker 1: stop moving around so much. Your arm is squirting at 303 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,320 Speaker 1: the wall over here. Thank you trying to pat up 304 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,520 Speaker 1: so sorry, Thank you, thank you so much. You know 305 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,639 Speaker 1: I've even I've got home nurses here with me. I 306 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:58,480 Speaker 1: mean the carnage that I've seen. You know, I work 307 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:05,800 Speaker 1: at Jersey Mix. Know this pass my resume alone, Absolutely not, 308 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,120 Speaker 1: absolutely not. I can't vouch for you. You don't. I'm 309 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,680 Speaker 1: literally evicting you right now. And honestly, I wouldn't want you. 310 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,280 Speaker 1: I wouldn't want anyone that I know to have that 311 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:18,120 Speaker 1: kind of job, because I did fall into the deli 312 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:23,159 Speaker 1: slicer and got my arm right off, massive deli slicer, 313 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:28,639 Speaker 1: in masi slicer. Tiny arm, very painful, but I just 314 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: go through it, don't you understand, Mr Armstrong. We could 315 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:37,159 Speaker 1: make the world's largest deli slicer. We'd be in a 316 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:44,200 Speaker 1: Guinness Book, a record right here for Cincinnati largest deli slicer. 317 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,520 Speaker 1: First of all, Hank, sit down, please, I've only got 318 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:51,000 Speaker 1: a few minutes. I promised your sister that I would 319 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,880 Speaker 1: sit down and talk with you. Look, I love her 320 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,880 Speaker 1: and she's still crazy about her little brother. But yeah, 321 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 1: did that we would build a slicer that could accommodate 322 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,080 Speaker 1: a human arm You see where I'm having trouble with 323 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:10,440 Speaker 1: this god of size is as slices we can make, right, 324 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:17,520 Speaker 1: Mr Armstrong? Did you talk to my brother? Yeah? Yeah 325 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 1: I did. And you don't need to call me Mr. 326 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:25,359 Speaker 1: It's fun for me. Even just the sweetest, smartest, most intelligent, 327 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,639 Speaker 1: handsomest man you ever met, don't you just want to 328 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,640 Speaker 1: give him everything ever? You know? I listen, honey, when 329 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,760 Speaker 1: we met, you told me you were crazy about your brother. 330 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:38,240 Speaker 1: But I didn't absolutely cookoo banannas for him. I'm strong, baby, 331 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,680 Speaker 1: listen to me for a second year. I think you're sweet, missus. 332 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,440 Speaker 1: She's boring her brother, if you know what I mean, 333 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,800 Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I'm talking about your lady, 334 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,920 Speaker 1: the lady that you sleep with, you know, your wife. Yeah, 335 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,760 Speaker 1: I think she's going hunky dory with her blood brother 336 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,160 Speaker 1: cuckoo bananas. I mean, tell me about it. He makes 337 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,720 Speaker 1: my clips so hard it hurts. Now I'm not sure 338 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,440 Speaker 1: I understand all the vernacular of the girl is today. 339 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,800 Speaker 1: That's just me trying to explain how much I love 340 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,760 Speaker 1: my brother, just normal Yeah, sure, sure, so listen, squeet pee, 341 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,000 Speaker 1: I was hoping maybe you could run down to the 342 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,480 Speaker 1: corner and get me a pack of smokes in a 343 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,720 Speaker 1: six pack. Anything for you, as long as you do 344 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:21,440 Speaker 1: anything for me and my brother, Yeah, my brother, Yeah, 345 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,560 Speaker 1: of course. What kind of cigarettes do you want? Just 346 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,199 Speaker 1: a pack? Yeah, I got I got a bunch of 347 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,560 Speaker 1: brands here. Okay, I'll take one pack. I just needed 348 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,080 Speaker 1: you want Camel's Marble with the kind that you smoke, 349 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:37,680 Speaker 1: the kind of that that a man smokes. Man smokes, yeah, 350 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,600 Speaker 1: kind of a man. A man smokes, very tall man, 351 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,919 Speaker 1: very small pey, and I want to want him to 352 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:46,560 Speaker 1: be able to smoke a good cigarette. Tall man, small peeny, 353 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,080 Speaker 1: good tushy. And that's the kind of man that I 354 00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:52,120 Speaker 1: need an idea. I'm sure if I understand everything you're 355 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:54,240 Speaker 1: saying in your vernacular. Well, I'm trying to get a 356 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:58,680 Speaker 1: recommendation from you because I don't normally get smokes myself. 357 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,520 Speaker 1: I'm sorry to a can I put up these show 358 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:05,000 Speaker 1: posters on the on the window here? What do you saying? 359 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,080 Speaker 1: It's a show poster just for a rave Okay, I 360 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,639 Speaker 1: thought you said as a sale poster. Suh. What's the 361 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:19,200 Speaker 1: what's the rave called? It's called the Best Underground? Yeah, 362 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,679 Speaker 1: I've heard it. Yeah, I put him up on the 363 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:27,840 Speaker 1: wall post A boy. Can I ask you a personal question? Yeah? Sure? 364 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:32,240 Speaker 1: You just you look so much like my brother and 365 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:36,119 Speaker 1: I loved him so much. I don't feel a connection 366 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,919 Speaker 1: with you. Do you feel it with me? No? No, 367 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,040 Speaker 1: not really. You want to take hurting my shoulder? Hurting 368 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 1: my shoulder? How do my store? Who has who has 369 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,160 Speaker 1: put these posters over my fresh spray paint? Well, there's 370 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,920 Speaker 1: a rave tonight wraps Banks. He would like to visit 371 00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:01,119 Speaker 1: this rave Banks. He was trying to paint. Stop painting 372 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,200 Speaker 1: because poster went up over Banks. He's working now. All 373 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:10,120 Speaker 1: Banks you can think about is attending. Yeah, the dead 374 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:13,920 Speaker 1: bodies over here? Okay, yeah, yeah, sure, I'm totally fine, 375 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:18,600 Speaker 1: totally fine. Uh. This this body right over here with 376 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:24,560 Speaker 1: the sheet over it, sir, sir, that the old thing 377 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:30,040 Speaker 1: it was. I'll talk to this guy, sir, I'll talk 378 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,120 Speaker 1: to this guy. You saw it, you saw that. Wait, 379 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:36,040 Speaker 1: what are these flyers you're carrying around? So so you 380 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,320 Speaker 1: saw the I'm sorry, you're a promoter. Then is that 381 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,399 Speaker 1: what it is? Yeah, I mean I get hired out 382 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,160 Speaker 1: to do this. Everybody just throw a poster or whatever. Man, 383 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,199 Speaker 1: but you should have seen that. You should see it 384 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,240 Speaker 1: was nut. It was nuts. So I don't know. The 385 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,840 Speaker 1: guy kind of looked like me, but he just like 386 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,720 Speaker 1: went after he's attacked this woman. It was crazy. Containing 387 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,520 Speaker 1: this is my sister and my sister. We're gotta get 388 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,640 Speaker 1: the Delhi machine. We gotta get the big gas Delhi 389 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 1: machine because your your husband, Mr Armstrong, he said he 390 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,600 Speaker 1: was gonna make it. It was nuts. It was nuts. 391 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,000 Speaker 1: It was not so not just bad bad the thing 392 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,800 Speaker 1: I saw. The thing I saw was bad as hell. 393 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,320 Speaker 1: I mean not like in a good were not like 394 00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:09,480 Speaker 1: it was bad. You got a lot of blood on 395 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:17,160 Speaker 1: your shirt. Huh oh yeah, So DJ is playing this? 396 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,440 Speaker 1: Hey wait a minute, where are you going? I want 397 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:25,720 Speaker 1: to know which DJ is playing? Oh gosh, I gotta 398 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,640 Speaker 1: take down all these posters. Oh come on, No one's 399 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,320 Speaker 1: gonna want to move into this Shangri l off. It 400 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:35,600 Speaker 1: looks like a shack. Absolutely not. Come on, and you attendant, 401 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,240 Speaker 1: we're willing to throw down fourth Thal for a one bedroom, 402 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,600 Speaker 1: Come on, Mr Mr Geneva I'm just curious. Yeah, there's 403 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,240 Speaker 1: a couple of workout equipment things up in the attic. 404 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:53,920 Speaker 1: We use no um there like the ax You don't 405 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:58,200 Speaker 1: want to use the ax. Um you could use um well, 406 00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:00,480 Speaker 1: you could take the chance on the Nordic track, but 407 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,440 Speaker 1: honestly it's a bit cursed. What about the mace right 408 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,800 Speaker 1: next to it? Can we use that swinging around? That's 409 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,679 Speaker 1: gotta be a good body workout. Yeah. Well, half of 410 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,760 Speaker 1: them are weapons, and half of them are are meant 411 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,720 Speaker 1: to be working out. And the weapons are just there 412 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,720 Speaker 1: to be weapons. The weapons are just there to be weapons. 413 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:21,640 Speaker 1: Oh no, it's opening up. I'm so sorry. Sorry, I'm 414 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,960 Speaker 1: so sorry. I think it's from pulling down those posters. God, 415 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,320 Speaker 1: you know what, you just to make up for all 416 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,440 Speaker 1: the blood, you can use whatever you want in the attic. 417 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:33,119 Speaker 1: Just go fuck go fuck you know what? You know 418 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:40,080 Speaker 1: what Mrs Geneva. Okay, core mac as am I saying 419 00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:45,040 Speaker 1: that right? Yeah you did, okay, just going over, Yeah 420 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:52,120 Speaker 1: you did, Okay. You said something about living in harmony 421 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:59,960 Speaker 1: was a way to to lose freedom, that's right, huh. 422 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,159 Speaker 1: Once we just give up the idea that we're all 423 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,200 Speaker 1: trying to kill each other. Right, that's when you start 424 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:09,359 Speaker 1: to really die. Got you? Okay, Well, this is a 425 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:14,480 Speaker 1: McDonald's and we're doing it for us. You're killing everybody 426 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,040 Speaker 1: just right, right, So we have things called the happy meal, 427 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,800 Speaker 1: and um, you understand the concept of that, right, mm 428 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:26,200 Speaker 1: hmmm do you? Every time a child looks inside, they 429 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,160 Speaker 1: see a small mirror which I've shattered, and they see 430 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,760 Speaker 1: a reflection of themselves. And as they reach in to 431 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,840 Speaker 1: grab a small chicken nugget or maybe one of those 432 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,880 Speaker 1: fries or whatever, they'll cut themselves in a small little 433 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,919 Speaker 1: blood fall and they'll see the reflection covered bo. Yeah. No, 434 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,160 Speaker 1: it's good, it's good. It's just um, it doesn't jive 435 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:50,120 Speaker 1: with corporate mentality. If I could use such a term 436 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:54,919 Speaker 1: in your presence? Also, did you get the presence that 437 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,040 Speaker 1: we sent? I did, right, I didn't realize it was 438 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:03,760 Speaker 1: your birthday. I'll take a number two with the side 439 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,000 Speaker 1: of can I get a mix of fries and onion rings? 440 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,440 Speaker 1: This isn't a burger king. I can't have it my way. 441 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,400 Speaker 1: Then I'll just take the number two as is with 442 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:22,600 Speaker 1: a large coke and you got packs of smokes. This 443 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,679 Speaker 1: isn't a burger king. You can't have it my way. Okay, 444 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,400 Speaker 1: then I'll just take the number two large coke, and 445 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:39,320 Speaker 1: what I do have is two wolf belts. I gotta 446 00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:46,000 Speaker 1: be at the wrong place. This is McDonald's. Okay, then okay, um, 447 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna skip the wolf pelts. You don't want the 448 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:59,200 Speaker 1: wolf pelts, I'll take them. I mean you did so 449 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,520 Speaker 1: you apology means nothing. I just didn't want somebody else 450 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,920 Speaker 1: to take those wolf pelts. Go ahead, finish your order 451 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,960 Speaker 1: number two with a loge coke. And if you you 452 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,520 Speaker 1: don't have any packs of smokes, but if you could 453 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:18,359 Speaker 1: just six skin carcasses a squirrel uncooked, you want that. 454 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,160 Speaker 1: So you're telling me the reason you're laid for work 455 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:29,560 Speaker 1: this morning. It's not because you like always stopped at McDonald's, 456 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,480 Speaker 1: but because you were attacked by two wolves that you 457 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,560 Speaker 1: had the skin. That's why you're telling me you lay 458 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:40,960 Speaker 1: for work today. Well again, they got confusing because the 459 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,560 Speaker 1: wolves that was a wolf? Does that make sense? I 460 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,120 Speaker 1: bought it. I did go to the wolf prove that 461 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,240 Speaker 1: a wolf would think you are a wolf. I just 462 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:54,200 Speaker 1: opened up my back here, I put this on. If 463 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 1: the sleeves on, yeah, yeah, bring this headpiece. Oh, that is. 464 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,080 Speaker 1: That is weird. How much you look like a wolf? 465 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,760 Speaker 1: Now put the call out. There should be wolves here 466 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,000 Speaker 1: in seconds. Wait a minute, that's not what I wanted. 467 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:23,440 Speaker 1: Did you hear that lame human wolf comb? H m hmm. 468 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:32,400 Speaker 1: It's words are having to go check it out. Guys, 469 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:38,960 Speaker 1: let's not go because I got I got one. Molly, Molly, 470 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:44,960 Speaker 1: don't don't go. Hum once a mind a proudern of 471 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:51,880 Speaker 1: the sword? What is it true? Doctor? This is amazing. 472 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,200 Speaker 1: I mean from the foots where we receiving, the wolves 473 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,640 Speaker 1: are exhibiting behavior I've never seen before. They're rubbing up 474 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:02,480 Speaker 1: on each other. Uh, they're just your close watching rabbits. 475 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,240 Speaker 1: What are you doing? I don't want to Okay, I 476 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,200 Speaker 1: like the predators. I told you that. Okay, finished, finish 477 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:13,400 Speaker 1: your report. I mean I always on rabbits. Everyone gets 478 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,200 Speaker 1: a change it. But every time I come in, I 479 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:19,680 Speaker 1: always get the rabbits. I always get rabbits. I hate 480 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,760 Speaker 1: you kill you know you don't talk? You know No, 481 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,880 Speaker 1: I'm your boss here, I'm not your dad. I'm your 482 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:30,880 Speaker 1: boss here. Finish your report. Jeff, tell me about the 483 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:37,320 Speaker 1: g D wolves. Well, they were dancing and like really 484 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,320 Speaker 1: erratic patterns. It seemed like they set up some LED 485 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,440 Speaker 1: lights as well as strobe lights. Uh yeah, they had 486 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,800 Speaker 1: these like the best way I can put them in 487 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,480 Speaker 1: like baby suckers. You know those are like babies suckers, said, 488 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,800 Speaker 1: you suck These wolves are not sucking on babies. I 489 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,160 Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, I don't know. I don't want the 490 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:02,640 Speaker 1: tools for it. Me there fine, Well that has seen too. 491 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:10,920 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We's their confusion on the word pacifier. Oh 492 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:18,920 Speaker 1: that was my favorite moment ever. Scene three comes to 493 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,120 Speaker 1: us from Patroon v I P. Patrick C, who wrote, 494 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,720 Speaker 1: high all long time, first time listening to you guys 495 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,479 Speaker 1: while I'm deployed overseas, and you make the days go 496 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,959 Speaker 1: by better. Yes, woe indeed, thank you for your service. 497 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:39,520 Speaker 1: That's got to be him. Now, I actually worked with 498 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,400 Speaker 1: one of the intelligence agencies. You guys. I'm still gonna 499 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:49,080 Speaker 1: continue if you don't mentioned all the time who intelligence agencies? 500 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,680 Speaker 1: And I have a scene suggestion. Brand new intern of 501 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:58,280 Speaker 1: the CIA continues to get mistaken for another employee and 502 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:05,680 Speaker 1: keeps getting assigned more more dangerous and deadly assignments. Pat again, Pat, 503 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:11,560 Speaker 1: thank you for your service. All right now just wait 504 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,640 Speaker 1: here Okay, I have your forms. I'm gonna be able 505 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,040 Speaker 1: to process them quickly. Once I return, we'll be able 506 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,640 Speaker 1: to get your ID badge, and then we'll put you 507 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,200 Speaker 1: right over into the forming. Don't follow you, don't follow 508 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,760 Speaker 1: you when you go process them. You want me to 509 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,239 Speaker 1: wait here. That's exactly what I want you to do. 510 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,680 Speaker 1: All right, once you get your ID bads, you're gonna 511 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,840 Speaker 1: going to the farm yard. You understand, I do understand. 512 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,960 Speaker 1: I just don't understand the part about wait here. What 513 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:36,600 Speaker 1: don't you understand? Well? Kind of enjoying your company, and 514 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,040 Speaker 1: if you're headed to another part of the building, I'd 515 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:43,200 Speaker 1: kind of like to go. You're a funny guy. I 516 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,360 Speaker 1: like that You're gonna go far here. You have a 517 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,479 Speaker 1: lot of sense of humor here. Thank you, sir, Thank you, sir. 518 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,600 Speaker 1: I appreciate you doing here a joke? Sure do what 519 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:56,440 Speaker 1: do you call two different light bulbs? Lights? All right, 520 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be back. Oh my god, Oh my god, 521 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,760 Speaker 1: is that its Thunder? Oh yeah, that looks like Mitch Thunder. 522 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,960 Speaker 1: That looks looks like Thunder. For sure. I thought Mitch 523 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,479 Speaker 1: Thunder was dead. I thought that he retired and moved 524 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:13,360 Speaker 1: to St. Bart's and didn't tell anyone, anyone to the secret. 525 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,800 Speaker 1: Yeah of course the official line is think he was dead. 526 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,280 Speaker 1: But yeah, of course he went to St. Barts. Maybe 527 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,920 Speaker 1: he's back. Is this a special assignment? Yell McK thunder 528 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:26,800 Speaker 1: and Seefie turns Mick Funder. Yeah, yeah he did. He 529 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:31,960 Speaker 1: just looked over shoulder, just looked over. Maybe he's back 530 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,000 Speaker 1: from I'm back on the dead thing. Maybe he's back 531 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,840 Speaker 1: from the debt. Oh like, it's zombie Mick Funder. Like 532 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:42,280 Speaker 1: it's zombie Mick Thunder like to get revived. Oh my god, 533 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,880 Speaker 1: thank god, because I gotta say, I've been looking for 534 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:48,120 Speaker 1: someone to do this Philippine infiltration, and zombie McK thunder 535 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:53,000 Speaker 1: sounds perfect. Honestly, I I'm too. I've flubbed too much. 536 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,240 Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. I don't know why they don't 537 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,320 Speaker 1: get no, don't it's not about It's not about that 538 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,480 Speaker 1: last time. It's not about that last time. I remember 539 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,840 Speaker 1: the last time. You keep bringing up the last time. 540 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,560 Speaker 1: It's not about that last I killed five people that 541 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:11,319 Speaker 1: were on our side. You shouldn't have been done. It 542 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,520 Speaker 1: was on television. Yeah, it was really bad. It was 543 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,080 Speaker 1: not good. So you're not offended if we get made 544 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,040 Speaker 1: funder to do it. Honestly, it'd be great for me. 545 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,920 Speaker 1: Let's do it. Okay, you take the reins. I'll yell 546 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:29,200 Speaker 1: his name and see if he turns. It's totally him. 547 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,040 Speaker 1: He totally you know what. I'm gonna catch him later. 548 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,279 Speaker 1: I'll just be in the back seat of his car. 549 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,239 Speaker 1: That's how we'll do. I'll just do that. C I 550 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,680 Speaker 1: a thing where you wait in the back seat of 551 00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:40,920 Speaker 1: their car until they turn their rear view mirror. Okay, um, 552 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,880 Speaker 1: I'll hide in a Manila envelope and you can pass 553 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,759 Speaker 1: me to him. That's perfect. I've got to talk to 554 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,200 Speaker 1: the props people and get a big one, mate. Yeah, 555 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,799 Speaker 1: you're gonna need a well look, well, I'll walk down 556 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:57,759 Speaker 1: to a props with you. The eagle flies on Tuesday. 557 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,920 Speaker 1: The door opens for most. All right, let's go, let's go, 558 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:07,680 Speaker 1: let's go. Here's your gun. Alright, here's your underwater scuba gear. 559 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,120 Speaker 1: He'll be able to go real fast underwater. Now, remember 560 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:15,440 Speaker 1: Hades only about two five miles away underwater, but with 561 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,440 Speaker 1: the fishes dangerous. Now, you're not going to hate it. 562 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,160 Speaker 1: You know where you're going. It's all on the chip 563 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,160 Speaker 1: in your head. All right, here's the key. It's a 564 00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:22,920 Speaker 1: LAMBERKINI I don't know why they're giving it to you, 565 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,040 Speaker 1: but they're giving it to you. All right, listen starts 566 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:28,480 Speaker 1: now at that ends in twelve hours. I do I do? 567 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,759 Speaker 1: What was your name? Just testing? Just testing your man? 568 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,080 Speaker 1: They're good. I like man who likes to be funny. Now, 569 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,360 Speaker 1: let's debrief you as quickly as we can. Do you 570 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,880 Speaker 1: understand that Mr Armstrong is running a large arms dealing 571 00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:46,839 Speaker 1: outside of his Cleveland, Cincinnati factory. We need to go 572 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,879 Speaker 1: underwater as quickly as possible and swim all the way 573 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:53,400 Speaker 1: to the center of Ohio. Inside you'll find a small 574 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,000 Speaker 1: hatch deep down within the sewer systems. Follow that hatch 575 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,000 Speaker 1: you'll find some human intestines. That means you're on the ride. 576 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:06,760 Speaker 1: Drath Okay, your name real quick, Hey, Mick Thunder. When 577 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:17,040 Speaker 1: you've done here, can you look the Philipining extracts no 578 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:21,959 Speaker 1: thought of him, so you must be my contact. What's 579 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,040 Speaker 1: going on? Crazy? They just put anyone in the CIA 580 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,080 Speaker 1: these days. Huh oh yeah, shut I guess we're talking 581 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:36,880 Speaker 1: on my bedside. Fucking ass. Now, this pack of cigarettes 582 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,319 Speaker 1: are mine, all right? Tell how many sticks are in there, 583 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:44,759 Speaker 1: so don't smoke any all right, one missing, I'm gonna 584 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,640 Speaker 1: snap your dick off, and I'm gonna smoke that instead. 585 00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:53,839 Speaker 1: Copy in the uh in the in the document we're 586 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,120 Speaker 1: supposed to fill out, it said we're only allowed two 587 00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:03,200 Speaker 1: hundred cigarettes and said, so I think twenties sticks times ten. 588 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,880 Speaker 1: I think it's a carton. So I brought a great asshole. Oh, 589 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,600 Speaker 1: we can smoke as much as we are. See, didn't 590 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:16,200 Speaker 1: didn't read that? Have you ever done operations in Ohio? Yes? 591 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:21,040 Speaker 1: I swam the Eurie to get into Cleveland, Cincinnatis. Listen, asshole, 592 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,680 Speaker 1: I don't like people who bragged me. I swim a 593 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,719 Speaker 1: whole bunch of places, a lot of times, a lot 594 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,360 Speaker 1: of distances. Next time I hear you talk about swimming, 595 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna snap off your arms and I'm gonna smoke 596 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:35,520 Speaker 1: your dick. The fella who took a guy's face and 597 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:39,560 Speaker 1: more it as his own, just for kicks, Yeah, that's right, right. 598 00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:43,520 Speaker 1: Have you never seen the movie Face's Off? Yep, that's 599 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,399 Speaker 1: what I was a good movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now 600 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,160 Speaker 1: listen before we do this, Welcome to Turkey. I'll be 601 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:54,280 Speaker 1: your lifeline here. You can come to me for anything. 602 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,040 Speaker 1: I'm mostly costumes for the CIA, but um, I can 603 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,080 Speaker 1: help you a little bit with a little bit it, 604 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,400 Speaker 1: a little bit with a little bit of other things 605 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,960 Speaker 1: if you need it on your journey, on your mission. Yeah, 606 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,960 Speaker 1: we do. My buddy here is gonna need a whole 607 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:16,360 Speaker 1: other outfit. And what how about are we're working with 608 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,360 Speaker 1: a kind of outfit? What kind of outs are we 609 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:22,359 Speaker 1: looking for? Honestly, I want something revealing but modest. He's 610 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,520 Speaker 1: gonna have to go deep, deep into the Turkish government. Wonderful. Okay, 611 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,920 Speaker 1: right now, I'm being really really inspired by the Renaissance movement, 612 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,720 Speaker 1: and I really enjoy a long skirt on a man. 613 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,839 Speaker 1: I think that that's something that is not appreciated as 614 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,920 Speaker 1: much as it should be due to the airiness and 615 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Speaker 1: the amount of mobility as well as the you know, 616 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:50,000 Speaker 1: humble aspect of it. It It does its cover a lot um. 617 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,800 Speaker 1: So that's what that's That's kind of where I'm going for, 618 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,359 Speaker 1: That's kind of where I'm at. So I'm gonna work 619 00:38:56,360 --> 00:39:01,439 Speaker 1: on that. Ce Tristan props all out Turkish men here, 620 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,600 Speaker 1: all of us right right, a pro Turkish man. We 621 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:10,560 Speaker 1: will now sing the Turkish song of my my assistant 622 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,040 Speaker 1: is telling me that one of us here is not. 623 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,759 Speaker 1: Let everybody go around, say your name and your hometown. 624 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:25,439 Speaker 1: I will start. My name is Kola and I am 625 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:33,520 Speaker 1: from Whole Your turn, I'm Dave from his stand Bull. No, okay, 626 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,960 Speaker 1: Dave's definitely I know his family. He's pore Turkish to 627 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,160 Speaker 1: the bone. If I don't know anybody, I spit on 628 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:44,799 Speaker 1: anybody who thinks he's not Turkish. Next, I'm An from 629 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:49,839 Speaker 1: constantin Nople and he's oh salt. This guy, his dad, 630 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,560 Speaker 1: he stud he went to jail ten years in Istanbul 631 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:58,640 Speaker 1: then and constant Nople, he's Turkish. Next, I'm Tina and 632 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:03,600 Speaker 1: I'm from star Stuffing you no good. The whole family 633 00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:17,760 Speaker 1: comedians just amazing, good history, good lineage Turkey. Next, you're 634 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:23,920 Speaker 1: you're director. We have some concerning news. It seems the 635 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,319 Speaker 1: operation in Turkey as well as Ohio has gonna rye. 636 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,680 Speaker 1: It's it's not going well. Right. You know what a 637 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,920 Speaker 1: rhyme means? I didn't. I didn't mean. What does a 638 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,239 Speaker 1: rhyme mean? I mean? In what way? Is it not 639 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:46,239 Speaker 1: going awry? Um? Well, that's a hard question. How's it going? 640 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,560 Speaker 1: How's it going? Right? I guess it's going right that 641 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,120 Speaker 1: they got there. I don't know. Uh, you're telling me 642 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,640 Speaker 1: that's the only way in which this this mission went 643 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,040 Speaker 1: right was that they arrived. That's all you can tell 644 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,640 Speaker 1: me that's good about this mission. There's nothing else, No 645 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:06,520 Speaker 1: small thing that went right, no big thing that went right. Nothing. Um, well, something, sir, 646 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,360 Speaker 1: we actually have some intell that there is a new Bankski. 647 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:15,080 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I knew what banks Ski bank Ski? Do 648 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:19,319 Speaker 1: you mean banks the artist or bank Ski the the 649 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:23,200 Speaker 1: international terrorists? Because if it's the Polish international territory at 650 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:27,839 Speaker 1: terrorists bank Ski, we're in trouble. If it's banks then 651 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,520 Speaker 1: that just means more delightful street art. I meant the terrorist. 652 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,600 Speaker 1: I meant the terrorist. Damn it. I thought that was 653 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,399 Speaker 1: what you must have meant. You know who we could 654 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,400 Speaker 1: use right now? Uh, this is welcome to the Meeting 655 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,800 Speaker 1: of the International Terrorists. Um. We will start by singing 656 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:47,760 Speaker 1: our International Terrorists song. Uh. Oh, my assistant is telling 657 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:53,680 Speaker 1: me that one of us is not an international terrorist. 658 00:41:54,880 --> 00:42:00,319 Speaker 1: What do you mind? We're all evil people here. Have 659 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:05,680 Speaker 1: you anyone seen Mortal Komba? I'm okay, you won't. Okay, 660 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,320 Speaker 1: he's the first one of the most original international tourists. 661 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,520 Speaker 1: He's definitely an interest. That's not not you kind of 662 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:20,399 Speaker 1: David am definitely here. Banks he's here, of course, yes, 663 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:26,239 Speaker 1: Banks he's here. Was bank Ski supposed to be here 664 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:30,439 Speaker 1: because banks c is here? Oh? I have a rave 665 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,960 Speaker 1: to get to. Oh my god, this is the real deal. 666 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,719 Speaker 1: Can you can you get us in to the rave? 667 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,719 Speaker 1: If you really want to do the rave, I can 668 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,399 Speaker 1: get you into the Rave. I feel like we've been 669 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,200 Speaker 1: waiting in this car for a really long time. I 670 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:51,279 Speaker 1: don't think that he's coming out here. Envelope suit is 671 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,480 Speaker 1: hot as hell. Yeah. Oh, I've been sitting here in 672 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,560 Speaker 1: the backseat, just waiting. How are you? I'm so sorry. 673 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:03,759 Speaker 1: Supposed to be comfortable, man, I'm not comfortable at all. 674 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:07,719 Speaker 1: We're gonna have to tow this car and we'll have 675 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:12,959 Speaker 1: to dumping in the ocean car yet, how is We've 676 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:17,120 Speaker 1: been waiting for weeks? Now? What did he do? Swindown? 677 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,520 Speaker 1: And it's like, is the mission that we're trying to 678 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:26,400 Speaker 1: have him take over? We might not even have a 679 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,279 Speaker 1: Philippine extraction to do anymore, and then we're together and 680 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,279 Speaker 1: that would matter. Yeah, I'm so sorry you're stuck in 681 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,759 Speaker 1: that Manila costume. But it's just get kind of like 682 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,279 Speaker 1: dropping down to the ocean. Just drive the old thing. 683 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:47,960 Speaker 1: I think we're being I'm calling this press conference to 684 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:52,640 Speaker 1: order CIA today. I'm calling this a hang out no 685 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,200 Speaker 1: New York Times. We'll get to you in just a second. Okay. 686 00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:00,080 Speaker 1: We want to start by saying that we've lost to 687 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:04,200 Speaker 1: CIA agents today. Um, can we get the names? Can 688 00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,600 Speaker 1: we get the names? Person? Last name? Can you spell 689 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,399 Speaker 1: thou at least New York Posts? You know I can't. 690 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,920 Speaker 1: I cannot give you the names as nicknames. How my 691 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:18,640 Speaker 1: nicknames Toothy and Grins. And that's one person. And then 692 00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:25,240 Speaker 1: the other person was jumps Um Jumps was. We'll be honest, 693 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,360 Speaker 1: not the best and the brightest of our team, but 694 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,359 Speaker 1: still agents. And so we will be um giving them 695 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:36,799 Speaker 1: a proper, proper, proper morning. And we have some art 696 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,800 Speaker 1: commissioned in their honor. And I'm going to reveal that 697 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:56,080 Speaker 1: right now, Ages been adh this is this is I 698 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,080 Speaker 1: was told us a live exhibit. This is an international 699 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,760 Speaker 1: peris that's right in the national series, kind of stuck 700 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:08,799 Speaker 1: in sort of plexiglass box forever. Oh then we got him. 701 00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:18,680 Speaker 1: Oh good, then we got him. Let's thank our alchemist 702 00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:24,080 Speaker 1: and in my absence, thank them, especially UM starting with 703 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,120 Speaker 1: Jackie d ruth Ay, Thank you so damn much taking 704 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,719 Speaker 1: time away from birthday week spend some time with us. 705 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:34,760 Speaker 1: Thank you for having me. It's so fun a celebratory time. Yeah, indeed, 706 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:38,040 Speaker 1: and folks should go to UM your Instagram feed for 707 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm not Jackie d Ruthie, And that's that's 708 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,560 Speaker 1: pretty much where I do most of most of my work. 709 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:50,200 Speaker 1: Your comedic shenanigans are available there. Yes, and happy birthday indeed, 710 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,680 Speaker 1: thank you. Speaking of birthday's Mark gangli Artie, Yeah, when 711 00:45:54,760 --> 00:46:00,160 Speaker 1: do you celebrate yours? Two weeks ago? O? On of 712 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,440 Speaker 1: a bitch? We missed it and what did you do? 713 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:06,080 Speaker 1: It's my It's okay, it's my birthday quarter chord right now. Yeah, 714 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,920 Speaker 1: and uh you know we're doing doing real well and 715 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:16,839 Speaker 1: birthday quarter earnings are up. That's not true. Uh, I'm good, 716 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,040 Speaker 1: life's good. It's Max fun drive right now. We got 717 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,359 Speaker 1: this with Mark and Hall is my podcast with how 718 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,600 Speaker 1: Lublin and Blood and Treasures coming back this summer. Yeah 719 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:29,000 Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, super excited for it, very very excited 720 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,600 Speaker 1: and excited to see your face again. So thanks for joining. 721 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,040 Speaker 1: Thanks man, same to you a tool sing thanks. It's 722 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:39,800 Speaker 1: always so nice to be here. I always appreciate the 723 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,640 Speaker 1: opportunity you can follow me at a tool time A 724 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,960 Speaker 1: t U L T. I Amy still looking forward to 725 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,400 Speaker 1: people to hit me up who have listened, So just 726 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:51,520 Speaker 1: do that. Just trying to connect. Okay, we appreciate that. 727 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:58,480 Speaker 1: And uh those uh fighting the good fight in India. Yeah, 728 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:03,040 Speaker 1: I just meant low anybody don't reach out. Yeah no, 729 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:08,359 Speaker 1: we we're hip to to your efforts to round out 730 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:11,080 Speaker 1: some people from India who live in Los Angeles. And 731 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,560 Speaker 1: I think that's pretty want some people to watch movies 732 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:20,200 Speaker 1: with yep, Joey career. Check out alchemy this on Instagram 733 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:24,759 Speaker 1: and we gotta read it. Alchemy. I don't I don't 734 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,400 Speaker 1: know who moderates it. I don't have any dealings with it. 735 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:31,480 Speaker 1: Scares me, you don't. That's a scary place. But check 736 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:35,040 Speaker 1: that out that people are talking about stuff that who knows, 737 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,680 Speaker 1: just who knows. James isn't here. So let me just say, 738 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:43,480 Speaker 1: please have a moment like subscribe, leave a review. It matters, 739 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,880 Speaker 1: it helps, And I think that's all he wanted me 740 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,040 Speaker 1: to say. God bless us all everyone and let's thank 741 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,400 Speaker 1: our engine into the stars, even though he isn't with 742 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:57,040 Speaker 1: us on this particular routing. Mr doug Bane, fine folks 743 00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:03,040 Speaker 1: that I heart media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, thanking 744 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,520 Speaker 1: you all in reminding you to please be kind to 745 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,600 Speaker 1: each other. It's the easiest way, easiest route, and where 746 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:12,239 Speaker 1: the masks when you go outdoors for goodness sake? Uh? 747 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,600 Speaker 1: Double vaxed and waxed until next time.