Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hi,
Speaker 1: this is mad Madison. Hi, this is Pete Eakins. I
Speaker 1: don't think we've met, but I'm on the corporate HR
Speaker 1: team and i just want to give you a call
Speaker 1: for a few minutes to go over some things.
Speaker 2: You have time, Oh yeah, yeah, sure, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm calling everybody today to inform them of some
Speaker 1: fun changes that we're going to be doing for the
Speaker 1: rest of the month of October for Halloween, and I'm
Speaker 1: starting with you.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, Well, we figured.
Speaker 1: We'd really get into the holiday spirit this year. Spirits.
Speaker 1: That's not a Halloween type word, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I guess it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'll just cut right to it. So for
Speaker 1: the rest of the month of October, we're going to
Speaker 1: be doing some fun Halloween things. And the first order
Speaker 1: of business that I'd like to talk to you about
Speaker 1: is we're going to be switching to vampire.
Speaker 2: Hours for the next vampire hours.
Speaker 1: Yes, vampire hours. That means we'll be working in the
Speaker 1: office now, not the normal time that you're working, you know,
Speaker 1: from eight to five. The Vampire hours are going to
Speaker 1: be from eleven pm to seven am, So we'll all
Speaker 1: be working at those hours for the rest of the month.
Speaker 2: Eleven pm to seven am, Yes, eleven pm office.
Speaker 1: Yes, and we're going to be working in the dark
Speaker 1: by candlelight. Isn't that spooky and fun?
Speaker 2: No, it's really not. Okay, what is going on?
Speaker 3: Why are we doing candle light and graveyard shift for Halloween?
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about it being called the graveyard shift.
Speaker 1: That's extra spooky. I'm going to add that in my
Speaker 1: next phone calls. But yes, vampire hours. Nobody will be
Speaker 1: allowed in the office during normal business hours.
Speaker 3: How are we going to get any of our work done?
Speaker 3: I do calls, I have to call other businesses.
Speaker 2: They're not going to be open at those times.
Speaker 1: Well maybe you can call on your own time during
Speaker 1: the day if you need to. But from eleven pm
Speaker 1: to seven am, we're going to work like vampires. Also
Speaker 1: a fun little part of that. At midnight we all
Speaker 1: get to stop for an hour and do what We're
Speaker 1: all going to go outside as a group, a little
Speaker 1: team building and howl at the moon for a while
Speaker 1: like were wolves.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, yes, you're joking right, I.
Speaker 1: Knew, what is this?
Speaker 2: Fun? For anyone. What are we doing?
Speaker 1: When's the last time you howled at the moon with
Speaker 1: the team at work or anybody? Really?
Speaker 2: Never, not once, and I don't plan on it.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, all right, you know what, I'll just be
Speaker 1: straight with you here. So the company has run into
Speaker 1: a little bit of a financial issue and we're trying
Speaker 1: to cut some budget and instead of letting people go,
Speaker 1: we're just hoping to save some money on electricity by
Speaker 1: having everybody work at night by candlelight. But we're making
Speaker 1: it fun Halloween themed.
Speaker 2: This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, okay, how do I put in my
Speaker 3: two weeks? I'm going to go ahead and do that
Speaker 3: all because this is not I'm.
Speaker 2: Not willing to do this.
Speaker 1: All right, Well it's unfortunate, but I will have to
Speaker 1: set up a meeting so you can officially put in
Speaker 1: your notice.
Speaker 2: You know what, Like, I know what you guys are doing.
Speaker 3: You're trying to get people to quit by making them
Speaker 3: work from eleven to seven and making them work by
Speaker 3: candle light and do stupid halloween stock.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that you guys would do this.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to quit just because you're trying to
Speaker 3: make me do.
Speaker 1: This, all right. It's not about making people quit. It's
Speaker 1: about the Halloween spirit.
Speaker 2: It's the Halloween spirit.
Speaker 3: This is not what it's about. Okay, you guys are
Speaker 3: just trying to manipulate people into leaving the company.
Speaker 2: I'll work, I will work all night to keep this job.
Speaker 2: I am not going to be I'm not going to great.
Speaker 1: So you're on board, Okay, Well, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: hell at the Moon with you and one last thing,
Speaker 1: one last thing. Because of the budgetary issues we will
Speaker 1: be withholding paychecks. But on the last day of the month,
Speaker 1: we're holding a costume contest and whoever wins gets their paycheck.
Speaker 1: So get thinking about your costume right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, no way, I am quitting. I am finally lost. Dude.
Speaker 3: This is ridiculous. I'm taking legal action against you guys.
Speaker 3: You could take your Halloween fun shove.
Speaker 2: I quit all right.
Speaker 1: Then, I'll just let you know this is actually Jeubil
Speaker 1: from The Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
Speaker 1: and your coworker Stacey set you up.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, are you serious.
Speaker 1: She said that, oh my god, your company's been doing
Speaker 1: all kinds of crazy Halloween stuff and wanted to mess
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I can't believe they'd be asking me
Speaker 3: to go howl at the.
Speaker 2: Moon with my coworker. Oh my god. Wake up every
Speaker 2: morning with jubile phone Franks