WEBVTT - Meet Ash Hilarious!

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Carefully Reckless, the production of Our Heart Radio

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<v Speaker 1>and the Black Effect. Nice aspect, Nice little aspect, I

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<v Speaker 1>still aspected, Nice little as Still I still welcome back

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<v Speaker 1>to yet another Carefully Reckless episode with Yours truly j hilarious. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a very special guest with me today. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have a lot of people on my podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>from friends to family and everything like that, but this

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<v Speaker 1>person is by far my favoritest person in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>You want me telling who you want to do yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So you already heard the voice dad giveaway

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<v Speaker 1>without further ado, my son, my baby legend in the making,

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<v Speaker 1>Yours truly, Ashton James Nick the voice bag say what's

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<v Speaker 1>up to him? What's up? Now? Listen, we all know

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<v Speaker 1>you to be my son, but we don't know you

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I mean, I know you, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really know you like that. So we're gonna get all

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<v Speaker 1>up in your business or whatever. Right, I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 1>stuff going on in your life too, right, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you got life too, I get it. I see.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, We're gonna start with school because one day

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<v Speaker 1>last week you told me that you liked a particular girl.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean. And he was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go to school and I'm gonna tell her I

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<v Speaker 1>like her Monday. Did you end up telling them? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you told him all right. What she saying she said,

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<v Speaker 1>she don't know, She said show up what she don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. She said, she don't know if she

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<v Speaker 1>liked me. She says, she don't know if she like you.

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<v Speaker 1>What you do? Nothing? Nah, bro, girl just ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell you show no. I mean like you got all

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<v Speaker 1>the swag. You're cool, you're popular, you're smart. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you crazy? You're smart as a whip. You are a genius.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go telling about these grades. What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>In math it was a hundred and Jim, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a one hundred. In science it was a ninety three,

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<v Speaker 1>and in reading it was a nineties seven and then

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<v Speaker 1>are it was. Listen, don't you ever state that you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't that smart? Bro? You are smart. You're ahead of

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<v Speaker 1>your class. And I ain't talk about how big it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about like you are ahead of your class

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. You know that. You let me get started

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<v Speaker 1>on your head though, first of all, showt you. We

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<v Speaker 1>ain't even really be doing a roasting because you already No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can go twenty rounds. No, no, you already. I

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<v Speaker 1>can go a Hundrey round on you round. We can

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<v Speaker 1>go twenty rounds. I'll win twenty rounds. We can go

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<v Speaker 1>a million rounds. I win a million rounds. Shorty, You're

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<v Speaker 1>never beating me and roasting. That's always how beaten you.

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<v Speaker 1>You have never beaten. Mend my dog can beat you

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<v Speaker 1>and roasting. Now you're just talking out the side of

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<v Speaker 1>your little head now like you just definitely just saying anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get back to this girl. So yeah, don't and

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<v Speaker 1>don't make me say her name. You said, don't say

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<v Speaker 1>her name. I ain't gonna say it. But you keep

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<v Speaker 1>on trying roast me on the load. I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 1>everybody that you like, all right, right, all right, right?

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<v Speaker 1>So what so what did you do for her to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that you don't know that she don't wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>doing nothing. She just said she don't know. Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>just said you know. Yeah. Now did you do something

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<v Speaker 1>for her that one of your friends do something to her,

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<v Speaker 1>like for her just before like the at the startup

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<v Speaker 1>um at the Starom fourth grade on My Homeboy one

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<v Speaker 1>of my homeboys. They just went up to her and said,

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<v Speaker 1>she a bump? What diem? He just was like, you're

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<v Speaker 1>a bumm, y'all? Yes, what you do? He was starting

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<v Speaker 1>to your girl like talking to my friends just before.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you and like her when your homeboy called

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<v Speaker 1>up bum? No, this was before, it's before you like there? Right? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So so do you feel like she's a bum? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>did you feel like she was a bum? Then? So

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<v Speaker 1>why are you say that? Like? Why are you? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to talk about that almore? All right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? What you want to talk about? When you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna put me on? We're gonna give me mom show.

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<v Speaker 1>I first of all, what put the hella look like?

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<v Speaker 1>Fifty cent on? Tyler Parry? I can't give you a

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<v Speaker 1>damn show. We can get you a show together when

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<v Speaker 1>you start being serious about TV type of show? Serious? Yo,

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<v Speaker 1>You change your occupation every damn day. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>play basketball? Do you want to sell cars? And you

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<v Speaker 1>want to be a copy you want to be a

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<v Speaker 1>rapper like you always change up. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do. And one thing I'm not gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna put all your eggs in one bast

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<v Speaker 1>gonna put you on TV and then one day you

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<v Speaker 1>wake up and be like, I don't want to do

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<v Speaker 1>this because you know how you are. You're very indecisive

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<v Speaker 1>and you're only nine, so you don't know what you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do. That can shorty. We're not gonna lie

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<v Speaker 1>to the people that already know how old you are.

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<v Speaker 1>We just can't. Like, come on, so what would you

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<v Speaker 1>have a show about? What do you want with football?

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<v Speaker 1>You would have a football show? And I've never seen

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<v Speaker 1>the football show? What what is that? It's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>about me going to football camp? So it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>reality show like with you. Okay, what's your favorite football team? No,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your favorite football Oh? The Ravens? What's your football team?

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't I don't like Bro? I ain't trying to say it.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew he was gonna stay with your big It

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<v Speaker 1>is not it ain't. No, they're not trash, No, they

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<v Speaker 1>suck trash. What's that record? Then? What's what's the skillers record? Yo?

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<v Speaker 1>I just be so busy. I don't be getting time.

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<v Speaker 1>They got they got less wins. They don't even say,

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<v Speaker 1>don't right they got less? Old? Are right? They got

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<v Speaker 1>less wins than losses. But you don't know their record though,

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<v Speaker 1>so you don't even know if that's true. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>do know it's true. What is y'all stinking as record?

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<v Speaker 1>Seven and two? I mean seven and three? Trash all day?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm you're wondering how we were to the Dolphins but

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<v Speaker 1>went against the Bears. Oh, that's what you're wondering, because

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<v Speaker 1>y'are some trash. That's how trash. That was the most

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<v Speaker 1>trash this game I've ever watched the Ravens versus the Dolphins.

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<v Speaker 1>They really let yo that really let alarm and run

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<v Speaker 1>the ball. But um, it was it was a flag

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<v Speaker 1>because he wasn't supposed to do that. Or it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like you know a lot about football and you would

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<v Speaker 1>like a show gearing around, you know, you learning how

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<v Speaker 1>to play and going to camp and stuff. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>what positions have you played so far? Receiver, running back,

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<v Speaker 1>in corner, corner. I used to play d n Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I play safety. Okay, what position did you like playing

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<v Speaker 1>the best? You like catching the ball and running it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you are really good with that. Um, you used to

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<v Speaker 1>really like basketball though. I got a joke about oh

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<v Speaker 1>yeah about the lady coming out of her beast and

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<v Speaker 1>body words. Yeah, how you crossed the upp and ship?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, I think that's still funny to this day.

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<v Speaker 1>But um, she was very old, so that's kind of Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she was old as a bit. But it's all good though,

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<v Speaker 1>like she You know, we we like old people, right,

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<v Speaker 1>they're cool. I said, we like old people, right, they're cool. Yo,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't trying to have no old people canceled? Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>it's you. Oh please, I know because they got Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>to you. I can get canceled. I ain't trying. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you get canceled guys. Maybe on Facebook? Hey, yo, not

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<v Speaker 1>you know about the old head Club? Because that's literally you?

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<v Speaker 1>What's me? How old am I not? Know? How old

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<v Speaker 1>am I? I'm twenty nine, bro, I'm not old. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. It's literally is not. How old is your grandmother? Two?

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<v Speaker 1>That's old you're talking about Damn, Oh that's old. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not your granny old, your grandmoma old? Bro. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care if she is my mom? She Oh how does

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<v Speaker 1>it feel being a son of a comedian? How what

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<v Speaker 1>do you think? It's good? I think so good? What

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<v Speaker 1>about it feels good that people know me? Or that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm funny, I'm your mom, Like what what about it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny? Good because like everybody know you, and because

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<v Speaker 1>like of you, a lot of people know me. So

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<v Speaker 1>like every time, like at school, a lot of the

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<v Speaker 1>kids and higher grades to me, they'd be like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>just a son. Yeah like that, don't you That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels good that people, uh know, know you for

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<v Speaker 1>something good. You know, you don't want people to know

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<v Speaker 1>you for anything bad. And um, although I have had

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of controversies where you know, I may say

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<v Speaker 1>something that may get me in trouble with the world

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<v Speaker 1>or my fans or you know, that doesn't make me

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<v Speaker 1>a bad person. And I want to let you know

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<v Speaker 1>I actually became famous because I took a picture with

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<v Speaker 1>you and I was naked. Remember that picture. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>actually have it on our wall right now. Yeah. And um,

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<v Speaker 1>a comedian had came at me. Remember that, somebody that

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<v Speaker 1>came at me, And he was talking crap about me

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<v Speaker 1>and you and ship And that's how I became a comedian. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I was roasting him back and forth. He's another comedian

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<v Speaker 1>and I actually went to wilding out. That's how I

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<v Speaker 1>got on wilding Out. I called myself auditioning because I

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<v Speaker 1>knew he was on that show, and so I went

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<v Speaker 1>up there just you know, getting his ass because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you my baby, and I just wasn't. I ain't like

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<v Speaker 1>how he was talking about you and like he was

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<v Speaker 1>talking about me. I went up there and I ended

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<v Speaker 1>up getting on the show. And you were actually the

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<v Speaker 1>first kid on Wilding Out. You didn't even know that,

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<v Speaker 1>did you? Yeah, you was the first kid on Wilding Out.

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<v Speaker 1>Ashton made his TV debut on MTVS Wilding Out. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I brought him up there my first year to film

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<v Speaker 1>that week and Nick literally was like, no, I want

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<v Speaker 1>he could be in this episode. Like, so you were

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<v Speaker 1>the first kid before Nick's eleven kids, Like you were

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<v Speaker 1>the first kid on Wilding Out And I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really dope. You're still the only kid who was

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<v Speaker 1>on there. How do you feel about that? Well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>starting to brag about yeah't really too hype about it.

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<v Speaker 1>You just be chilling. My son is so chills, Like

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<v Speaker 1>literally nothing gets to him at all. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out why the hell he's so damn calm about

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<v Speaker 1>certain things. But that's just him, That's who he is.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's my baby. Um, but I have you had shows?

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<v Speaker 1>How they went good? They went good? This past weekend

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have shows, guys, two sold out theater shows

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<v Speaker 1>at Center Stage in Atlanta, Um, November nineteening because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>proud of you, because all your shows, before you even

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<v Speaker 1>get to a city or a state, they'd be already

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<v Speaker 1>so dope and like an hour, I know they definitely

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<v Speaker 1>be sold out. Um, I remember listening. Not all my

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<v Speaker 1>shows all out in an hour, but that one year

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<v Speaker 1>I did Baltimore Hippo Drome, like I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>like three years ago. Those tickets sold in an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so funny. That's the show that you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>But you yeah, so that's the first and only time

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<v Speaker 1>that happened. But that was like a big accomplishment, Like

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<v Speaker 1>a huge accomplishment for me. I sold out of a

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<v Speaker 1>theater and like an hour, like in Baltimore City, in

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<v Speaker 1>my own city. And that reminds me. I have the

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<v Speaker 1>same exact venue to play this Friday, the Appo Droma.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be at the theater again, So get your tickety

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<v Speaker 1>way home. I saw you on the on the settor

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<v Speaker 1>your your name on the Setler and bill boards and everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>How does that make you feel good? Because I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>your name is getting is like getting out and people,

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<v Speaker 1>and people is starting to book you more so you

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<v Speaker 1>can make your money because your people. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people think you're really funny. Yeah, yeah, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people do thinking funny. Do you think I'm funny? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Because sometimes remember you used to hate on me. You

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<v Speaker 1>remember used to be like, my, you ain't really that funny. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>used to say that. That's when I was little, That's

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<v Speaker 1>when he was little. It still hurt my feelings when

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<v Speaker 1>you said it. I was playing You're done, definitely what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm playing with me? When he was telling me I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't funny, bro, he was like, Yo, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why anybody keep buying these tickets. Oh, you ain't even

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<v Speaker 1>really that funny for real? I didn't stay What did

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<v Speaker 1>you say? No, I don't say you wasn't funny. I

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<v Speaker 1>was planned, and I was when I was like three, Yo,

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<v Speaker 1>you was not three talking about you ain't funny. You

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<v Speaker 1>never told me I wasn't funny. You. You was my

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<v Speaker 1>biggest fan. When you was like three, you started saying

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<v Speaker 1>that ship when you was like six. He was like, yo,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't funny, bro, Like you definitely told me yo, yo,

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<v Speaker 1>you like you got a hell of life that you

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<v Speaker 1>to live. You know, you've been alive for nine lows,

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<v Speaker 1>thinking as like, don't okay, sure to keep laying about

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<v Speaker 1>your age. I know this right? All right? Cool? Hold up,

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<v Speaker 1>hold up, I know the ship getting good. But listen

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<v Speaker 1>to just a couple of seconds of a commercial. If

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<v Speaker 1>you love me, you'll listen now. I know you have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of siblings on your father's side. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>want any more from me? Yes? I want another brother.

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<v Speaker 1>You want a brother? Okay, that's good because I actually

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<v Speaker 1>want all boys. I always wanted to have the same

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<v Speaker 1>amount of kids that your dad has, like he has

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<v Speaker 1>four and impossible, but like I literally wanted like five

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<v Speaker 1>or six boys. I want to Like, I wanted all boys,

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<v Speaker 1>so all y'all can play sports and do what y'all

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<v Speaker 1>wants the care of me. And I wrestle, y'all. You

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<v Speaker 1>know I wrestle. You all date on, we go to

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<v Speaker 1>the gym, we play. I can't do that with a girl.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why I always wanted boys. You have fun

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<v Speaker 1>with me, don't you? Absolutely? And that's what I love.

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<v Speaker 1>I love doing those fun activities where we reached each other.

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<v Speaker 1>We go play basketball, or we we go play cash

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<v Speaker 1>with the football, or I take you to the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be real girly. And if we have a girl,

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<v Speaker 1>right yep, my room. You don't have to share your

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<v Speaker 1>room whatever. Whenever we have more kids, like it will

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<v Speaker 1>be enough room for you to have your own rooms. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we move a lot, and that's good. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just you and I. It's nobody else that's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>coming along with us. So we can move as much

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<v Speaker 1>as we want. It's it's always nice. Whatever we move

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<v Speaker 1>in that the ship gets nicer and nicer, don't it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So when I get pregnant and I have your brother,

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<v Speaker 1>what would you name your brother? Austin A Mari James.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm tell you right now, your brother ain't gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>no damn James because that's your father's last name, and

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<v Speaker 1>I will not have another child with him, So we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go with More Okay, my last name. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So you like Austin Amrie more. I like Austin and

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<v Speaker 1>my Jane. Oh right, we'll talk to your dad about

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<v Speaker 1>naming the new kid Austin and Marie James. Because it's

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna happen over here. I'm sorry, you ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have the same dad. I know. I can't just take

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<v Speaker 1>your your dad's last name and give it to somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else's child. No, I can't and I will never do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't deal with with another James. Baby. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to be when you grow up? Though? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I told you occupations chamber? I'm sorry? What aper? One

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<v Speaker 1>more time for the people in the back. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to be a white wrap? Why in the hell do

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<v Speaker 1>you think you can rap? Do? You can't rap? First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, you can't come back with I can't rap.

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely can rap. Bro, you're gonna be straight dog water.

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<v Speaker 1>Why the hell would you want to be a rapper.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be straight trash bro, like garbage turtle dukie.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you ain't gonna you gonna be trash, They're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be muffin Yo, you're straight stole my joke. Bro? Why

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<v Speaker 1>you just wanna be a comedian? You don't see yourself

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<v Speaker 1>being a comedian. Rapper? Okay, what what's your top? Rappers?

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<v Speaker 1>My side? Rappers? You know my side rappers, bust the rhymes,

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<v Speaker 1>Little Wayne, Eminem say my top three right there all day.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't even listen to Eminem like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>do listen to Eminem like that. I don't listen to

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<v Speaker 1>Eminem around you because there are certain lyrics and certain

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<v Speaker 1>songs that you can't listen to. So I can't listen

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<v Speaker 1>to Eminem around you, like I promise you, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, real fast, does who are your top three rappers?

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<v Speaker 1>A Little Baby, Polo G, and Little t J. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I like Little Baby, that's cool. I like I like

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<v Speaker 1>Polo G. Two, I don't know a Little t G?

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<v Speaker 1>What a Little t J? Saying? What's the Little t J? Song?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know my man songs? How are your top

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<v Speaker 1>rap band? You here probably listening to this ship right now? No, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it? It's it's pop Out. I was ready

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<v Speaker 1>to saying pop out at your party. I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that that's cool, and your dad is listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this. But I have to ask you this for

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<v Speaker 1>the record, who do you have the most fun with

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<v Speaker 1>me or your dad? I don't know. That's a tough one.

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<v Speaker 1>That is not no damn tough. When you don't hurt

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<v Speaker 1>your faul of feelings. You always have the best fun

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<v Speaker 1>with me, right, yo? Blushing over that, like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to say, yo, know all right? Who buys you

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<v Speaker 1>the most stuff? Okay? Who lets you eat whatever you want? Dad? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>If you want something, which parent do you most likely ask? First? You? Me? Okay? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>who do you most likely get in trouble with? First? Dad? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>If you were in any type of trouble, who are

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<v Speaker 1>you most likely to call? Me? Or your dad? Dim

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't ready called me? Bro No, damn your grandmother.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be on in town? Oh oh baby, don't

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<v Speaker 1>say it like dad, dimem you said? But you know

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only a flight away, and I will literally fly

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<v Speaker 1>a show. I'll fly when I'm done. Dang, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want performance for like an hour though. Yeah, I know, headline,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but it's okay. My my um comedy tour

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<v Speaker 1>is coming to an end. I'm gonna take a break

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<v Speaker 1>from that because I got a lot of TV coming

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<v Speaker 1>up and I'm not gonna be able to keep turning

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<v Speaker 1>down TV for shows and you know, and so you

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<v Speaker 1>just uh, you just go. I'm gonna take a year

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<v Speaker 1>and a half or two and work on TV and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll go back on tour. This will give me

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more time with you, though people who won't

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<v Speaker 1>be mad. People can be mad at what that You're

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<v Speaker 1>not on tour no more, and it's gonna be other things. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>they can watch me on and it's gonna be another

0:19:57.400 --> 0:20:00.159
<v Speaker 1>tour that I'm doing. I'm taking this podcast on the

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<v Speaker 1>tour um with London, your dad, my best friend, Sheina Prince,

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<v Speaker 1>like we're taking it. It's gonna be the carefully reckless bunch,

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<v Speaker 1>like we're gonna take that on tour. But I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>giving stand up a break. No, on some weekends I

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<v Speaker 1>can go with you. Absolutely, you can go with me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can go with me on the weekends for sure. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>whenever you don't have school, you know, you travel with

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<v Speaker 1>me when you don't have school. How is that coming

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<v Speaker 1>to the shows? Yeah? Sometimes I get to come out

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<v Speaker 1>on the stage at the end of your performance. So

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<v Speaker 1>you really like that? That's really dope. I'm glad that

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<v Speaker 1>you do like that. And my fans do love you too,

0:20:43.119 --> 0:20:48.080
<v Speaker 1>you mean our fans, our fans. Yes, one last question

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<v Speaker 1>before we get out of here. You think I do

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<v Speaker 1>a good job as a mom. Honestly, Yes, tell me

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<v Speaker 1>what's your what's your favorite part about me being your mom? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>No matter what you're doing, you try and make time

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<v Speaker 1>to spend time with me. I love that. I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to always feel like that and to

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<v Speaker 1>always remember that, because when I'm celebrities have children, um

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of times they're not able to spend any

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<v Speaker 1>time with them, depending on how hard they're grind is

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. And i know I'm gone

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, but I'm telling you it is for us, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>like it literally is so i won't have to be

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<v Speaker 1>gone so much later. That's why I'm gone so much now,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. And I'm building like an empire. I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>everything for us, you know what I'm saying. I'm putting

0:21:45.600 --> 0:21:48.120
<v Speaker 1>businesses in place so you can take them over when

0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm gone and and all of that ship. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. So I want you to recognize that

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<v Speaker 1>and just know that I'm always trying and I'm always

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find ways to be a better mom for

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<v Speaker 1>were you. You know, even though I'm a business woman

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<v Speaker 1>and all of that, I am a mom first. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you? Are you gonna see bottom are people.

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<v Speaker 1>And just like that, we are at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the Carefully Reckless episode with Ashton James and we will

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<v Speaker 1>be back next week. Well, he ain't coming back next week.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't know. This little stinking little Ravens

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<v Speaker 1>fan ain't coming back next week. This little yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>they love me. That's why they listened each and every Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Tune in next Wednesday and my deepest pam Boys pig.

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