Speaker 1: You're listening the finest and radio entertainment, The Jannellis Jay Show.
Speaker 1: You're so creative. That's one of the things I like
Speaker 1: about JA. I don't know what I'm doing. I know
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Hey, everyone, welcome to Yeah, another episode
Speaker 1: of I Heart Radio's Finest, The Jannellis Jay Show. Who
Speaker 1: know me? I've been in the hip hop industry for
Speaker 1: thirty plus years and I'm ready to have fun with y'all.
Speaker 1: Everything's so heavy right now. We got Covid, we got Hovid,
Speaker 1: you got Nova, we got Hova. Who owes me money?
Speaker 1: Jay Z does owe me money? I'm gonna say, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put it out there, but that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 1: We got a good show, listen. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: show to be all good vibes, all happy, all bubbly.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I want you to feel
Speaker 1: the same way everyone felt that trusting night in two
Speaker 1: thousand three when my single I Touched Your Dick Last
Speaker 1: Night was on the number one top charts. So I'm
Speaker 1: rebringing back that and we're gonna have a fun show
Speaker 1: for you. That's gonna started for this show. You know,
Speaker 1: I fired uh girards. He was just doing too much
Speaker 1: and yet not enough. So funny how that can happen.
Speaker 1: So you know, Gerard, uh, you know, funk off. And
Speaker 1: you know I got a new hype man. I got
Speaker 1: this hype man. He's really dope. He's a prodigy of
Speaker 1: fat Man school. You know what I'm saying. He's out here.
Speaker 1: He could only call me on the phone. He couldn't
Speaker 1: come in a studio. So you know that's neither here
Speaker 1: nor there. It's gonna still be lit. Everyone give it
Speaker 1: up for the Fat Doctor. Yea, that's exactly the kind
Speaker 1: of energy you see. Jaro was not coming to me
Speaker 1: with that kind of energy. And that's here's back. Get
Speaker 1: him off, Get him off. If this is a showtime
Speaker 1: at the Apollo, the clowns would have come out with
Speaker 1: that damn stick. But yo again, you know, I'm so
Speaker 1: happy to have the Fact Doctor here. He's gonna hype
Speaker 1: it up and need some energy, You need some fun.
Speaker 1: And this this is the hype party edition of the
Speaker 1: Jennalis Jay Show. You know me, I love the party.
Speaker 1: I love it. Yes, so party yo, yo, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what I'm talking about. See, this is what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about this the energy I mean, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna get the show started with tea time. Jenellis handy
Speaker 1: and lovin in your tea all day, every day, honey, uh,
Speaker 1: spoonful of tea. Heeps the doctor away, but not the
Speaker 1: Fat Doctor because we're here. I'm tea time. Listen. The
Speaker 1: last episode, it was all about radical transparency. It was
Speaker 1: all serious blah blah blah. Nicki Minajh captain, critics, incriminating herself. Whatever.
Speaker 1: This episode, we're gonna lighting things up. We have the
Speaker 1: Fat Doctor here, you know, mad light, mad fun. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. We're gonna take a break from
Speaker 1: celebrity gossip because that ship could be so dark, dark energy,
Speaker 1: dark vibes, vibes off. They make deals with the devil.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'm saying. I love your energy. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about something like, we're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: the weather. I want to keep it light and tight.
Speaker 1: The man got doctor. So for our first headline, are
Speaker 1: you ready, Fat Doctor? Right? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. Within
Speaker 1: the next two decades, global temperatures that's a couple of years,
Speaker 1: twenty years, global temperatures are likely to rise at one
Speaker 1: point five degree celsius. It's getting high in here. In
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen, global carbon emissions from fossil fuel and fossil
Speaker 1: fuel industries reached a high of thirty six point forty
Speaker 1: four billion metric tons in emissions. Sound that's heavy, dog,
Speaker 1: that's heavy. In emissions fell by five point eight percent
Speaker 1: due to COVID oh and the resulting economic crisis. But
Speaker 1: despite last year's reverse trendy emissions are expect it to
Speaker 1: again grow by nearly five percent to thirty three billion punks.
Speaker 1: Let's hear what the executive director of the International Energy
Speaker 1: Agency has to say. This is a dire warning that
Speaker 1: the economic recovery from the COVID crisis is currently anything
Speaker 1: but sustainable for our climate. Unless governments around the world
Speaker 1: move for a rapidly to start cutting a mission, we
Speaker 1: are likely to face an even worse situation in we
Speaker 1: gotta move baby. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Next uh, next story. The last seven years have been
Speaker 1: the warmest on record tank top season all of year around.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. The last seven years have
Speaker 1: been the warmest seven years on records, type of fining,
Speaker 1: The on growing and dramatic warming trend just from the
Speaker 1: Godden Institute of Space Studies Director Gavin Schmidt. Smitty, you
Speaker 1: know what SMI has to say, Whether one year is
Speaker 1: a record or not, it's not really that important. The
Speaker 1: important things that are these long term trends. With these trends,
Speaker 1: and as the human impact on the climate increases, we
Speaker 1: have to expect that record will continue to be broken
Speaker 1: or breaking records out here exactly the next story. We
Speaker 1: got more stories for you. Don't just stop there. It's
Speaker 1: not just more than one million species are at risk
Speaker 1: of extinction by calling it change. Come on, one million.
Speaker 1: So this is a question we got for you. Imagine
Speaker 1: dressing up as a fraud for Halloween and then having
Speaker 1: to explain it the generations, what it was and why
Speaker 1: it's gone on those. Top of all, amphibians are at
Speaker 1: risk of extinction during the climate change, So this could
Speaker 1: be a reality if we don't have soon. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what the weather frogs that you know what we saying
Speaker 1: us extinction is a natural phenomenon, claiming about five species
Speaker 1: per year, but some experts suggests we're in the midst
Speaker 1: of six mass extinction when that is caused mostly by
Speaker 1: human activity. Scientists estimate dozens of species of plants and
Speaker 1: animals currently go extinct each day, nearly one thousand times
Speaker 1: the natural radeles. Literally, yeah, we're killing that. We're killing them,
Speaker 1: just like you are with the energy. And we loved out.
Speaker 1: Doctor got him all right? Next, Sorry, climate change is
Speaker 1: already happening, and it's detrimental to human life too. Is
Speaker 1: hurting people exactly. Rising temperature is coupled with a growing
Speaker 1: number of people in cities and increasing population of the elderly,
Speaker 1: have increased heat related death, according to a twenty eighteen
Speaker 1: study in The Lancet WHOA right there. I don't think
Speaker 1: you know when polym remains. The report concluded that the
Speaker 1: lack of adaptive capacities and effort towards reducing emissions threatened
Speaker 1: human lives and the national health systems people rely on
Speaker 1: by pushing services to their limit and disrupting core infrastructure.
Speaker 1: Vulnerable communities already being hit first and worst. It's always
Speaker 1: the hood first, just like my single went popping in
Speaker 1: the hood first. You know what I'm saying. Hey, hey, hey, hey, alright,
Speaker 1: last story. Many leaders are still not taking climate change seriously,
Speaker 1: although it's been five years since the Paris Agreement entered
Speaker 1: into force. Sounds sounds heavy. None of the world's major
Speaker 1: economies are on track to keep global warming below one
Speaker 1: point five degree celsius above pre industry industrial levels. To
Speaker 1: outline steps to achieve the goals of the Paris Agreement
Speaker 1: to reduce greenhound gas emissions and build resilience to climate change,
Speaker 1: parties submit nationally determined contribution AK and d C every
Speaker 1: five years. Climate literacy is among the climate goals that
Speaker 1: have missed the mark. Climate literacy are supported by an
Speaker 1: integrated Kate twelve curricula is needed to prepare the youth
Speaker 1: with an understanding of the climate crisis and the skills
Speaker 1: to create solutions. Yet not one country has thoroughly addressed
Speaker 1: it with its within its NBC. Yeah, so you know
Speaker 1: you're ready for more stories. We've got more climate change
Speaker 1: stories for you. Dot fat doctor. It's crazy. I got
Speaker 1: I got like another another ten headlines if you want
Speaker 1: to read them and get hype about them. Of dying
Speaker 1: in the planet, dying no more. What are you talking about? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're using the voice. You're using your Juilliard voice. David,
Speaker 1: I thought we agree that, sire I thought this was
Speaker 1: supposed to be fun, and I hype up things and
Speaker 1: there was no like, there's no no vinyl reason for me,
Speaker 1: just everything which you're supposed to be fun and now
Speaker 1: it's just like we're killing the planet and we're killing
Speaker 1: the plan that we're killing. Oh my god, are you
Speaker 1: crying right now? No? You know what? Like real? First
Speaker 1: of all, my single matters. Second of all, the only
Speaker 1: man allowed to cry on my radio show is Harris
Speaker 1: my bet my piece of ship. That husband. You know
Speaker 1: you don't come to my show and disrespect it and
Speaker 1: say that I touched you. Dick last night was not impactful.
Speaker 1: Impactful what I'm saying like, it's not killing the world.
Speaker 1: WI chill in the world. Okay, So what are you
Speaker 1: gonna quit on me? Donna quit on me. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna be damn damn more. Fuck you think you know what? No,
Speaker 1: this was the light This was the light ship. We
Speaker 1: don't talk about We didn't talk about lead pipes and
Speaker 1: black communities like you requested. We didn't talk about the
Speaker 1: growing police brutality rate. We're talking about any of that. Ship.
Speaker 1: We talked about something light. It's just the weather fashion alright.
Speaker 1: So somebody's sensitive about frogs. Now we can't do our show.
Speaker 1: You know what, fucking fat doctor got the funk off
Speaker 1: the show. I'm gonna call Jerr Gerald back in and
Speaker 1: we'll see what he called out. You know why he's
Speaker 1: looking for good. Pretty good to me now after you
Speaker 1: cried about frogs, have a nice day. Let me called
Speaker 1: you all talking about Nigga Escar goes snail shut the
Speaker 1: fund alright, Girald, giralds Girald's you want to come back
Speaker 1: on the show. I'm in the parking lot, say left, Okay, great,
Speaker 1: got it? Yo? What's up? This is Girald and you're
Speaker 1: listening to the Jannelli's j Show. We're back, everybody, We're
Speaker 1: back with Yeah. Another segment of the Janelle's Jay Show.
Speaker 1: We got the advice segment. As gennellies, I did get
Speaker 1: Girald to come back. Girald was actually not backing about
Speaker 1: the whole time. So you know, in true Girald form,
Speaker 1: He's gonna read the letter that I got, the submission letter,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna go from there. Okay, another asked Jonellies,
Speaker 1: Like we do every time, here is the letter, jellis
Speaker 1: I am a twenty nine year old male, and I
Speaker 1: have been dating my twenty seven year old fiance, Erica
Speaker 1: for two years and have been engaged for the last
Speaker 1: four months. After we got engaged, Erica moved into my house.
Speaker 1: I still pay the mortgage while she pays utilities, groceries,
Speaker 1: and household items. After we get married, the planet is
Speaker 1: to put her on the least so she gets equity
Speaker 1: as well. Her friend, Leah, twenty seven years old, and
Speaker 1: her have been friends since high school. I don't particularly
Speaker 1: like ly of but I've always been cordial as I
Speaker 1: know she's gonna be in my life. My issue is
Speaker 1: Leah thinks of the home as hers. A couple of examples,
Speaker 1: she always brings her boyfriend over and he's a sketch ball.
Speaker 1: She talks to me in a very disrespectful way in
Speaker 1: my own house, like I'm a guest and she and
Speaker 1: Erica own it. One day, I went out to my
Speaker 1: garage and some of my tools were missing. I checked
Speaker 1: my camera and Leah and her boyfriend were in my
Speaker 1: garage with Erica and took some tools with them. I
Speaker 1: asked Erica, and she said they were just borrowing and
Speaker 1: would return them. I had to reach out multiple times
Speaker 1: for them to finally return the tools weeks later. I
Speaker 1: have a nice wine and liquor collection, and I was
Speaker 1: working late one Friday. While working, I heard some clanking
Speaker 1: of bottles together. Erica wasn't home, so I went out
Speaker 1: to see what was up. Leo was behind my bar.
Speaker 1: I asked what she was doing, and she said that
Speaker 1: Erica told her it was okay to borrow bottle of
Speaker 1: wine for her party and that she would pay it back.
Speaker 1: I told her, no, that wasn't all right and to leave.
Speaker 1: I asked Erica about this, and she said, I don't
Speaker 1: remember telling Leah she could take a bottle, but I might.
Speaker 1: I might have, I don't remember. I told her at
Speaker 1: this point, I wasn't comfortable with Leah being in my house.
Speaker 1: Erica sort of understood, but also blew me off. Final
Speaker 1: straw came when I go to hit some golf balls
Speaker 1: and my clubs were missing. I freaked out because I
Speaker 1: golf regularly and my clubs are my biggest investment. I
Speaker 1: went to check the camera again and Leah had used
Speaker 1: my garage code and took the clubs. I blew up,
Speaker 1: called Erica and told her to get them back. Immediately,
Speaker 1: Erica said that Leah had asked for the garage code
Speaker 1: to come grab some clothes from her closet and not
Speaker 1: the clubs. I started to call the police, but Erica
Speaker 1: stopped me. Leah kept telling us that her boyfriend needed
Speaker 1: them for a work thing. I got them back almost
Speaker 1: four days later, after they were taken and they were dirty.
Speaker 1: At this point, I sat Erica down and told her
Speaker 1: that if I see Lee in my house again, then
Speaker 1: I'm calling the cops. No discussions. Erica got upset, saying
Speaker 1: that it's her best friend and that wasn't fair to
Speaker 1: do to her in her own house. I said it's
Speaker 1: a pattern, and since Erica's stuff isn't effect that, she
Speaker 1: doesn't care. I said she can go over to Leah's
Speaker 1: if she wants to see her. She said she can't
Speaker 1: do this because Leah doesn't like her apartment and Leah's
Speaker 1: boyfriend is always there, which makes Erica uncomfortable. I'm now
Speaker 1: getting the silent treatment and getting called an asshole, but
Speaker 1: I didn't think I'm doing anything wrong. What should I do? Whoa, whoa? Wow?
Speaker 1: The tables have turned. This sounds exactly like Harris and
Speaker 1: his homeboy. Freddy. Freddie and Harris used to come up
Speaker 1: into my house all the damn time. Hair. You know,
Speaker 1: Harris would always have Freddy not Freddie for some reason.
Speaker 1: You know. I would take my underwear, which I found strange,
Speaker 1: but when I would bring it up to Harry's, Harris
Speaker 1: was always like, no, you're tripping, you're tripping whatever. I'm
Speaker 1: not really fucking your cousin. And you know what, guess what.
Speaker 1: Freddie was taking my underwear and Harris was sucking my cousin.
Speaker 1: But that's neither here nor there. Uh. You know, personally,
Speaker 1: I feel like you should just you know, start leaving
Speaker 1: poison everywhere, you know, poison everything. Put put some booby traps. Uh.
Speaker 1: We love a good booboo booby trap. You know it's
Speaker 1: home alone one and two honestly three. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: the reboot. I don't know yet. Love Elly Camper though,
Speaker 1: but you leave some booby traps around you know, you
Speaker 1: have nice ship, you know what I mean? Maybe it
Speaker 1: don't confront Erica, don't don't put any hardline, just see
Speaker 1: how it goes, and leave some booby traps, you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: she wants she wants to lend her boyfriend, her shoes.
Speaker 1: Put some nails in your shoes. You know she wants
Speaker 1: to she wants to borrow your toothpaste. Change the toothpaste
Speaker 1: label to hemorrhoid cream. There's some common pranks. You know,
Speaker 1: she wants to use your expensive lotion. Fine, but guess
Speaker 1: what it's not lotion? Snare start have any hair? So
Speaker 1: you know, I think little by little, after a few pranks,
Speaker 1: she'll start to get the picture and I get it.
Speaker 1: You know, not everyone wants to do pranks. Like we're
Speaker 1: all adults here. You know, we want to confront our
Speaker 1: problems head on, straightforward and talk it out. Maybe you
Speaker 1: want different solutions, and you know, if you want to
Speaker 1: go that route, if you want to go to mature route, higher?
Speaker 1: Which higher? Which? Get some get some dolls, get some food?
Speaker 1: Who going? I know she has DNA somewhere in the house. Uh,
Speaker 1: and take it to your local you know, a cult
Speaker 1: store and get some spells on on both of them.
Speaker 1: And you know, Erica, well act right. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: sure inbox will be flooded looking for men like you.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Everyone's always like gen always
Speaker 1: look me up with a nice man um. That's not
Speaker 1: your X husband, And I'm like, Okay, I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're asking me. You don't I have a bad
Speaker 1: choosing thing, But you know that's what I say. I say,
Speaker 1: either do some cranks or college. What do you think, Gerald?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think you're exactly right. This is a
Speaker 1: good man. I think that man he leaves Erica, you Leah,
Speaker 1: is completely out of the picture at that point, and
Speaker 1: I think you should holler at him, honestly, honestly, you know,
Speaker 1: you got my d MS letter writer, you got a
Speaker 1: house with golf clubs and nice wine. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: I fucked way more for way less. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So yeah, you know, if you look anything
Speaker 1: like Vincent Genofrio and you wrote this letter, hit me
Speaker 1: o because you know your girls China, get a guy
Speaker 1: who has his own ship. He's already in your d MS.
Speaker 1: He's already in my d MS. You're already halfway there.
Speaker 1: Other half some of your information DART have to sign
Speaker 1: an nd A fourth have well fucked. So anyway, that
Speaker 1: was action at least, let's move on to our next segment.
Speaker 1: They all right, everyone, we're here. We got our guest interview.
Speaker 1: I'm so hyped to bring this next guest. He's a
Speaker 1: reggae tornado. He's like number one. He like one of
Speaker 1: the Latin Grammys, Latin built for a chart topper. They
Speaker 1: love him in Japan and Korea, all over the all
Speaker 1: over the world. Everyone give it up for memy Tho
Speaker 1: what they want. Nellie Putamo say, hey, yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: so I'm so happy to have him and me Tho
Speaker 1: Hey yeah, Okay that means bad clown. Everyone everyone knows
Speaker 1: me throws the bad clown. You know what I'm saying. So,
Speaker 1: you know, I just want to talk to you about
Speaker 1: this upcoming project you have and you know, tell us
Speaker 1: about your your you got an upcoming tour and probably
Speaker 1: as Malo Live and it's you know, it's really cool
Speaker 1: because it's circus theme. I didn't think since the Briny
Speaker 1: thing anyone could do that. But of course, my mean,
Speaker 1: so you're proving me wrong. But maybe why do you
Speaker 1: tell us about, you know, stopping your tour and you're
Speaker 1: excited about yo? Okay, you know, pull a bad man.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to to to get to Sesame Street
Speaker 1: bro Sessame s three. You get a out be burg
Speaker 1: who win bloody when I bloodies and it's rubend. Bloody
Speaker 1: is dead. Also, so are you talking about the hypothetical
Speaker 1: Tessame Street or are you going to do a concert
Speaker 1: at Tessames Place in Pennsylvania? No? What do you thought?
Speaker 1: You Tessame Street? You know it's a real playing tess
Speaker 1: Me three showing. Are you gonna be a have a
Speaker 1: cameo on the show? Contro? It's a show, It's a
Speaker 1: TV show. Okay, what woman? Oh? I grew up seeing it. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there sessing me three. Okay, why don't
Speaker 1: you tell us? Tell us a little bit about yourself?
Speaker 1: Where are you from? You know what I'm saying? Where
Speaker 1: you come from? Like? Yo? We well be that on
Speaker 1: Swela Yo? Soad then by your throne byna okay, I
Speaker 1: don't okay, sorry, you said venezuela parie. I don't know
Speaker 1: what pay a cone means? Um? And then you said
Speaker 1: the zone, yeah, fida outside. You know speak huh you speak?
Speaker 1: We were in Mexico. You were speaking perfect Spanish. I
Speaker 1: don't understand trouble. Why are you in trouble right now?
Speaker 1: You know I speak, you know English, obviously, I speak
Speaker 1: Spanish fluently. I I don't know what the fuck saying.
Speaker 1: I don't think that they're word than any language. No,
Speaker 1: but that's just that's that's like reggae tone, you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's about street language, and it's like what they're
Speaker 1: it's not it's not just any old Spanish. It's like
Speaker 1: what they're talking about the street, you know. I don't
Speaker 1: know why. I feel like a lot of the shitty
Speaker 1: things made gerald. Why don't you ask you a question? Oh?
Speaker 1: You want me to ask a question? Now? There was
Speaker 1: I want I want to talk about, uh, the reggae
Speaker 1: tone artists. Uh. He actually um, he passed away recently
Speaker 1: and I saw you dedicated your Jimmy Fallon set to him.
Speaker 1: And there are a couple of people saying that, I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe you had something to do with it,
Speaker 1: or it's because because he had a sex tape with
Speaker 1: you on it. I don't know what the rumors. I
Speaker 1: don't know what the rumors are. But this is what
Speaker 1: people told me when we when I said you were
Speaker 1: coming on the shop. Oh man, you listen, do you
Speaker 1: understand me? You can't be listening to the humor it man,
Speaker 1: little more than when that's what that's how Blando. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you took a lot of things and thingy things. Yeah
Speaker 1: when Oka la the guanca guaca. You know we okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: we're asking you about murder allegations and you you you
Speaker 1: circumvented the answer by making up five different work yo.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you know what I'm saying. Okay, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: got at your client. I don't care. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I bring, I bring happy Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: well let's talk about let's talk about the game rumors. Okay,
Speaker 1: some people are speculating about your sexuality. Uh what do
Speaker 1: you have to say about these rumors that you're you know,
Speaker 1: a little little on the sweet side, a little zesty.
Speaker 1: I thought you did you know you? I know, No,
Speaker 1: I am a party girl. I don't care. You know this.
Speaker 1: It's a non judgmental place. Unless you're my ex husband.
Speaker 1: You do whatever you want. Yeah, exact, So you flu Lando,
Speaker 1: I mean okay, so you're you're kind of saying you're
Speaker 1: like bisexual, you're paying sexual, or you're straight or yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't like it, you don't label it, Okay, the
Speaker 1: only thing you label is your clothes. Great, yeah, uh okay,
Speaker 1: well but you know what I mean but appropriate something.
Speaker 1: I mean it more. I mean okay, so you do
Speaker 1: like sucking dick is what you're saying. You don't, you
Speaker 1: don't have a label, but you know you have suck
Speaker 1: tack before and you enjoy it. Okay, you're doing a
Speaker 1: metaphor and I don't understand it. Um, okay, so let's talk.
Speaker 1: Let's just get fun. What's your favorite holiday? Remy? You ready? No,
Speaker 1: the holidays? Is that every day holiday? Too soon and
Speaker 1: the medio? Okay, but if you have to pick one,
Speaker 1: um day, you know, bank holiday, let's say that or
Speaker 1: something that they've made a movie about on ben because
Speaker 1: Halloween's not a bank holiday, even though it should be.
Speaker 1: That's the generalist j take is that Halloween needs to
Speaker 1: be a holiday, Halloween holiday, but not with the banks.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I thought how the win would saying holiday? Okay,
Speaker 1: it seems like you're not answering that question. Every day,
Speaker 1: every day, every day is a holiday. Do we even
Speaker 1: every day it's a holiday? Every day it's a wonderful day? Okay? Um?
Speaker 1: You know what about what the people say? Um that
Speaker 1: you're appropriated from black artists? You know, what do you
Speaker 1: have to say about that? Ok? Okay? You met, you
Speaker 1: just saw you. No marticos, were no mass You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, we from all over. This is not appropriation.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like I'm all over the
Speaker 1: plate all over and said I'm a kid mette lawai
Speaker 1: not you know what I'm saying live It is sound
Speaker 1: so it's like moosik. But I see it. Made didn't
Speaker 1: really answer that, and you just said, like eeen, just
Speaker 1: words that working really made up? Gerald? Do you have
Speaker 1: any questions you're not asking me now? I think some
Speaker 1: people are along the lines of your last question, and
Speaker 1: at least people want to know where you're from because
Speaker 1: you wrap, you represent all of the Caribbean, you represent
Speaker 1: South America. I think some people say you're from Colombia,
Speaker 1: but you sometimes you're wrapping in Puerto Rican Spanish. So
Speaker 1: I just I just want to know where you're from,
Speaker 1: where you stay with Made. That ain't the way. She'll
Speaker 1: not cool. So I'm gonna tell you something I'm from different,
Speaker 1: just show that, don't make kid that you're like, there's
Speaker 1: no place the same way with the labels you said
Speaker 1: it in Suela, the Colombia Minicana, Like that's not a country.
Speaker 1: That's not a country CA Chicago. That's not country Chicago.
Speaker 1: Lay boom that Chicago. But that you said beach. So
Speaker 1: now I'm confused. You're talking about Lake Erie. What's the
Speaker 1: beach in Chicago? Like Michigan. You're from there, CA Chicago.
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's like the Americans. Cars, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cars. Cars are from Detroit. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, where do you see yourself in five years? Oh? Man?
Speaker 1: In your next projects? Like what do you you can
Speaker 1: try to do for the future movement? Man? You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, This is not this is not it's
Speaker 1: more than music going out of the hume. You know
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I want to people do now make fun
Speaker 1: of mm hmm. I want I don't know if people
Speaker 1: be laughing or thank or Tom I'm saying, so I
Speaker 1: want to make it a difference. Yeah, So you don't
Speaker 1: know if people are laughing with you, were laughing at you.
Speaker 1: So in the next five years, you want to do
Speaker 1: a project where people are laughing with you. So it
Speaker 1: sounds like you want to do a comedy. Yeah, to
Speaker 1: get to get that, you know what I'm saying. Tickets, labels,
Speaker 1: we gotta get him in touch with otis. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they'll shoot the projector this Carter the second um and
Speaker 1: it's terrible. As from us. We had a lot of
Speaker 1: community comedians on our show, Young Interesting. I listened to
Speaker 1: the album. The album's got it's got incredible streams. I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I didn't know it was like that. I
Speaker 1: just listen to English music, That's what I do. I
Speaker 1: listened to the album and I like, I just thought
Speaker 1: it was a little all over the places. Pop punk
Speaker 1: gets reggae tone, then there's some there's some metal. What
Speaker 1: what genre? If you had to pick what genre exactly
Speaker 1: do you do? If you had to just sum it up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it get mom. It's like yeah, okay, no labels, but
Speaker 1: you have to but like what you just have on Spotify,
Speaker 1: you can't just say no labels. Three. You can pick three,
Speaker 1: you can pick three, but just pick something concrete the
Speaker 1: last time. Now, I oh, shout out to the Island Boys, man,
Speaker 1: I like the feature. We didn't you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you did it with the Island Boys, you know,
Speaker 1: saying like yeah, yeah, yeah, the Island Boys that those
Speaker 1: tattooed the Florida Yeah, well, okay, so we asked your
Speaker 1: brother the genre and you couldn't. You made up five
Speaker 1: words in Spanish and then you shout out the Island
Speaker 1: Boys who are terribly problematic and Cynthia from the records.
Speaker 1: But okay, well, I feel like we can just wrap
Speaker 1: it up. Why don't you tell us to uh why
Speaker 1: I got tu more questions, you know, just to leave
Speaker 1: the final nail on this thing, like what led you
Speaker 1: to this, to your last album, to your latest album,
Speaker 1: like like what inspired you? What inspires you? Damn where
Speaker 1: I went back to my roosts. Yeah, but from ya
Speaker 1: sando me that mef I median theater souper. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: for a long time. I was like, no clowns, man,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be this. Oh better when me
Speaker 1: me me. You know what I'm saying. Your families are trying.
Speaker 1: When they passed away in the in the car thrown
Speaker 1: and they got her. Oh your family was all in
Speaker 1: the car one car, yeah, one car and then and
Speaker 1: then they passed there their their the wheel to the
Speaker 1: monkey and accident. I said, in there and my mom
Speaker 1: she was like in the deathbed like me that eho
Speaker 1: ehole beginning. Yeah, you gotta go back to your room.
Speaker 1: I remember that you're from this place right here? And
Speaker 1: where was that my country? That exact hospital in that
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't cry. So that's how okay? So
Speaker 1: so okay, um I asked him, I got an answer
Speaker 1: and you did. Okay, um, Well, you're definitely the roots
Speaker 1: of the clown has come through with this project what
Speaker 1: they were. Um so, why don't you tell listeners where
Speaker 1: they can get in you know, support, you follow you,
Speaker 1: get in touch with you the man. I'm on there.
Speaker 1: You know you could find me. I'bum here everywhere. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but but like, do you have a handle on a
Speaker 1: platform where people already exist. I don't like people handle
Speaker 1: unless you know, you gotta open something that boy take
Speaker 1: when the you opay something, you would expand your mind.
Speaker 1: You the way I eat in a different levels. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: you're saying, get hand, know what I mean? I just
Speaker 1: want to shout out to me Meeto's manager. I don't
Speaker 1: know how you get anything done with this man. Uh
Speaker 1: seems all over the place and I don't even know
Speaker 1: if it's drugs. Uh So we have gros, you know, uh,
Speaker 1: we have some you know, final questions, keep it light. Uh,
Speaker 1: we have the rebrought receipts segment. Uh. So yeah, in
Speaker 1: this segment, we we got your bank transactions from your
Speaker 1: team and uh, you know, we're gonna we're gonna bring
Speaker 1: up some charges and you're gonna let us know what
Speaker 1: they were, and like why would you what it was? So? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got one five d and dollars spent at fund
Speaker 1: zone last Tuesday. Yeah, you know, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm asking what is the fund zone, Alix funds Zone?
Speaker 1: What did you buy? Fun stuff like like rubber chickens, uh, pinkongs?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Just you know when I
Speaker 1: go side last sona, All right, now you're just trying
Speaker 1: to fund me. Okay, great. Um, so you spent four
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five dollars at this place called bond Zone. Um,
Speaker 1: what is that place? And what did you spend the
Speaker 1: money on? Bo You just you just said boo. I
Speaker 1: just I understood that. You just said bonds dog. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: Now you're using bonzo as a verb. Um, okay, So
Speaker 1: we'll just move on. This seems like very obvious. There's
Speaker 1: nine hundred and eighty nine dollars you spent that, which
Speaker 1: I'm assuming is a strip club of some sort. No, three, no,
Speaker 1: so what is it? Nine dollars? A diamonds? What is that?
Speaker 1: What's the diamonds? Okay, you're just saying what the places
Speaker 1: in Spanish? And just tell us what the businesses in
Speaker 1: a restaurant? Do you eat their? Okay? Now you're just dancing?
Speaker 1: All right, Well let's just okay, move on. Uh you
Speaker 1: start five seventy eight dollars at the time, square foot lockers, straightforward.
Speaker 1: You bought sneakers, I'm assuming i'm foot lockers. Maybe, yeah,
Speaker 1: you bought socks. You bought soft socks. So five dollars
Speaker 1: out socks at foot locker. But he wears he wears
Speaker 1: clown shoes, so that it's it's it adds to the price.
Speaker 1: I eat them. Wow? You see? Yeah, I love this guy.
Speaker 1: Does he understand? I don't know, I understand? Okay? With
Speaker 1: with with mamito, you just gotta feel him. Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: like a vibe. I mean, I think you're just I
Speaker 1: can see why he translates on a global level. It's
Speaker 1: a vibe that you see. Then decent then these maybe Okay,
Speaker 1: now you're speaking Portuguese. Uh, okay um. Finally, the last
Speaker 1: charge is uh, he spent forty eight dollars at Western Union.
Speaker 1: I imagine that you were sending money to someone somewhere.
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell us where that money was
Speaker 1: going to? What country? Maybe? Okay, now you're doing sign language.
Speaker 1: Do you want to just tell us something? This this
Speaker 1: game is only fun if you are honest. Anything honest?
Speaker 1: Did the say honestius? Okay? That is Latin? I don't know,
Speaker 1: like the language of Latin. I don't know. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me tell what about Western Union? You'll tell us about
Speaker 1: Western Union. No, it's like, yeah, one of the best
Speaker 1: places in the world. Western You and in the money,
Speaker 1: the place that charges money to ship, to to wire
Speaker 1: money to other places. That's the best place in the world.
Speaker 1: I'm what what someone? Just you are see yourself? You
Speaker 1: are see your question yourself. I don't even have to elaborate,
Speaker 1: elaborabo okay, alright, well, Gerald, anything else? The name of
Speaker 1: your first son is it Manuel or Emanuel? I just
Speaker 1: I think there's this confusion because you say it, You've
Speaker 1: said it differently in different interviews. I just want to
Speaker 1: I just want to clarify l Manu l yeah, and
Speaker 1: mane En. You know I'm saying, all right, he's like
Speaker 1: his your own brother money, He's like his own brother
Speaker 1: crazy that you're allowed to have children. Um, okay, well
Speaker 1: mem me, So unfortunately, I don't want to talk to
Speaker 1: you anymore. So I know you. You know, we have
Speaker 1: so much fun together in a club that's drowning out
Speaker 1: everything that you have to sing. But in this situation, Um,
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Unfortunately. I know. I'm sorry. So thank
Speaker 1: you so much form to uh yeah, thank you about
Speaker 1: hanging up on him. Okay, good bye bye. Um Gerald,
Speaker 1: what the fun was that? I got it? I don't know. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm on your team here. I know it's a difficult
Speaker 1: interview you had to translate, but I got it. I
Speaker 1: just got it. What did you get exactly? You just
Speaker 1: got it. There's some things that go beyond translation, to
Speaker 1: go beyond making sense, and it's just it's just a
Speaker 1: vibe you pick up with this guy. I wish I
Speaker 1: could fire you again, but literally fat Doctor has bloughted
Speaker 1: me him also from the again. Um all right, well
Speaker 1: that's the end of our guest segment and stay tuned
Speaker 1: for the rest of the show. The Jannellis J Show
Speaker 1: I'm Your Girl Jannellis J. We're back for yet another
Speaker 1: segment of Lump and you know that's the part of
Speaker 1: the show where it's rapid fire. Uh. Gerald lets me
Speaker 1: know what's up. Uh, and I and I give my
Speaker 1: you know, I give my real, honest feedback. I say,
Speaker 1: if something's a whamp, a whamp wamp or a full
Speaker 1: last whamp, or if something's great and uh, you know
Speaker 1: this is party edition because we want to keep the
Speaker 1: party going with all y'all. Uh, even though many would
Speaker 1: say him, Look, he's a strange guy, but he is
Speaker 1: a good time anyway. Let's uh get it going. Gerald,
Speaker 1: hit me with the shumps first. Womp wine? Oh yes,
Speaker 1: we do love wine, especially up on a guy. Or
Speaker 1: where are you talking about the beverage bottle waitresses? Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't need fireworks to enjoy my alcohol. Okay, we
Speaker 1: need a pyro text department. And also, all my cousins
Speaker 1: are bottle waitresses and don DJs wob I suck like
Speaker 1: eighteen of them and none of them have anything to
Speaker 1: write home about. Let me tell you. Uh, and their
Speaker 1: dick was bad too. Karaoke fun fact. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something about Janelle's j I'm one of the only
Speaker 1: artists who start in their own karaoke music video for
Speaker 1: one of their singles. You know my hit single, I
Speaker 1: Touch Your Dick last Night. Yeah, if you're singing at
Speaker 1: any in any Korean town in the country, your girls,
Speaker 1: you know, shame will be front and center, a history
Speaker 1: making history day by day. House parties, ladies in free um,
Speaker 1: the ladies I go to places where they need to
Speaker 1: be free are trashy. So I'm gonna say full as
Speaker 1: Valet parking. Uh, you know, sometimes if the driver's nice,
Speaker 1: you know, and hot, I'll say, yeah, I'll let him
Speaker 1: take me an extra spin. So yeah, we like Valet parking.
Speaker 1: A t M fees, A t M fees I'm not
Speaker 1: to say, you know what keeps me in truck, So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I like a t M feast. The
Speaker 1: v I P section v I P session is the
Speaker 1: most all. I will not go to a club if
Speaker 1: they don't have a VI I P section because everyone
Speaker 1: knows the v I P section is the best part
Speaker 1: of the club to fall sleeper, top shelf liquor, Bomp bomp.
Speaker 1: I love me some good as midshelf lickor like Boocardi liquorice.
Speaker 1: And now my answer does not have anything to do
Speaker 1: with my deal with Boccardi licorice. If I say that
Speaker 1: it does, I do have to say this entire episode
Speaker 1: as an ad but I do. Let's say hypothetically, I
Speaker 1: have um a case deal where I get a percentich
Speaker 1: of all cases sold, so we don't need top shelf
Speaker 1: lickor we you know, midshelf Briccardi licorice is great with
Speaker 1: some soda. Yes, I never needed anything but Boccardi. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I've always said that, yeah, Boocardi is you
Speaker 1: know some people are like, oh click co oh hannesty.
Speaker 1: I'm just like listen Riccardi all day, all night. The
Speaker 1: people in the YouTube, I just you guys need to
Speaker 1: shut up. Everyone says, why is the Bacardi bottle always
Speaker 1: in the shot? Why is the Bacardi bottle always in
Speaker 1: the shot? You design a studio and if you find
Speaker 1: a way to put Bacardi outside of the shop, you don't.
Speaker 1: This is New York City, Okay, we don't have a
Speaker 1: lot of real estate. And sorry that we have ten
Speaker 1: Briccardi bottles in every shot like that's just how it goes.
Speaker 1: And first of all, YouTube, yaller yeller everywhere. You know,
Speaker 1: you guys got cameras everywhere. Y'all got all the conspiracyories.
Speaker 1: I think I give a funk about what's going on
Speaker 1: on YouTube. Absolutely not. It's not her radio. Baby. We
Speaker 1: got all the money in the world for all the Bacardi.
Speaker 1: So listen, if we want to put Piccardi in a shot,
Speaker 1: these are the people. They don't have I Heart Radio
Speaker 1: in their car. They go home from there, they go
Speaker 1: home from their job and they watch us on YouTube.
Speaker 1: And we appreciate the views haters or views too yet too,
Speaker 1: but enough with the Bacardi. Is not there on purpose?
Speaker 1: We just have bottles of a Cardi. Yeah, because if
Speaker 1: it was there on purpose, we'd have to give my
Speaker 1: Heart Radio and cut of ad sales and for that.
Speaker 1: It's not on purpose. It's just in Austin, I'm just
Speaker 1: constantly drinking Bircardi on accident. It just happens to be there.
Speaker 1: It just happens. If you don't ever wake up, someone
Speaker 1: takes the picture of you and then you have a
Speaker 1: Cardi and Nick, come on, that's what happens to everybody.
Speaker 1: This ship has me so upset. I need some home
Speaker 1: fuel right now. Oh my gosh, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for bringing us to our last segment. That's why you're here,
Speaker 1: that's why you're important. We got our last segment of
Speaker 1: the day, Hole Fuel. It's the time of the show
Speaker 1: where I leave you out with something motivational, something to
Speaker 1: get you through the week, something relatable that I know
Speaker 1: all y'all need to hear, you know, And and yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'm a woman of the people. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I'm down to earth. I got it. And
Speaker 1: this week's both Fuel goes out to my dog groomer, Sean. Okay, Sean,
Speaker 1: you bitch. Okay. First of all, I asked you. I
Speaker 1: asked you for a number three cut off, so foo,
Speaker 1: I said, food footing is the number three, you know,
Speaker 1: because it's a poodle. We can't go that short. What
Speaker 1: do you do even a two point five? What is this?
Speaker 1: What am I paying you for? You come to my house,
Speaker 1: you go in that special dog grooming room that I
Speaker 1: know everybody got. Everybody got a room for their dog room,
Speaker 1: so I know that I'm being relatable. I know. Listen
Speaker 1: and sometimes your dog groomer is your personalized dog groomers.
Speaker 1: They pay five hundred dollars a session. They'll try the
Speaker 1: funk out of you. They'll be like, oh, I thought
Speaker 1: you said that you you don't wanted something a little short. No, Sean,
Speaker 1: that's not what I said. Open your ears and listen. Okay.
Speaker 1: You know, because you you invoice me on time every
Speaker 1: month and I pay you when I can, which is
Speaker 1: on time. But you know, egg to everyone out there
Speaker 1: was a personalized dog Rumors, you know, and you know
Speaker 1: what I had to do, Geralds for my dog food food.
Speaker 1: I have to do to get extensions because it was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a bald ass dog in the street.
Speaker 1: What does that say about me? Let's say about my brain. Uh.
Speaker 1: And it's just like a setting, you know. So to
Speaker 1: everyone out there, when your personalized dog Rumor comes to
Speaker 1: your house starts giving you lip saying, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for the inconvenience, there must have been
Speaker 1: a miscommunication. You just feel like, No, Sean, there wasn't
Speaker 1: a miscommunication. I'm done with you. Get to funk out
Speaker 1: my house. That's a message that everybody can relate to.
Speaker 1: I know I relate to it because Foo Foo is
Speaker 1: a personal friend of mine. I don't know if it
Speaker 1: like that in her eyes, but okay, oh, I would
Speaker 1: consider myself kind of like the godfather to the dog.
Speaker 1: And to see her out here looking bad, it hurt me.
Speaker 1: I had to turn my I had to turn my
Speaker 1: Instagram off because you know, you got her in the stories.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I can't look at her this way. I
Speaker 1: can't look at her this way. I mean so, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's this, It's the fuel that everybody needs to get
Speaker 1: through their weeks. Fuck a dog room and that doesn't
Speaker 1: listen and wants to take the clippers willy nilly to
Speaker 1: your dog. And you know, this is why they ended up.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say it. I you know, I
Speaker 1: don't want to say it, but this is why they
Speaker 1: ended up grooming dogs and not people. Absolutely, because you
Speaker 1: know what a person will will will, We'll get you.
Speaker 1: You will catch these hands if you do the wrong.
Speaker 1: But but a dog, you know, they're helpless, they don't know.
Speaker 1: And my dog, you know, she can't communicate. And I
Speaker 1: knew the energy was off. And that's why when she
Speaker 1: had a weekly raking session. You know, the lady told
Speaker 1: me She was like, listen, there's some darkness going on
Speaker 1: in your dog and I'm like, it was because they
Speaker 1: got a two and a half a n at three.
Speaker 1: So that's a message showing my haters take that with you. Uh,
Speaker 1: live by it, hit it, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And yeah, that's been another episode of the Jennalish Show.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Fuck you Sean, fuck you Harris,
Speaker 1: and fuck my cousin. That sucks my man. Have a
Speaker 1: nice day.