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Speaker 1: Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis duran in the Morning show.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, is National Zipper Day. Not that you care,

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Speaker 2: but zippers are an important part of our lives. Why

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Speaker 2: are you laughing? Froggy? Just keep going? Where do you

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Speaker 2: keep going? What?

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Speaker 3: Some now? Just something I said earlier?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: What I said, Elvis Durant. He'll show up to the

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Speaker 3: opening of a zipper.

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Speaker 2: I show up to the opening of a zipper.

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Speaker 3: Everyone.

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Speaker 2: Remember we used to do zip the hits.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we're not doing it. He's going to a microphone.

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Speaker 4: He was going to Gandhi's microphone. Too, scary, You.

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Speaker 2: Really think we're gonna do zip the hits? Do you have? Okay,

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Speaker 2: we'll go to the what microphone button? Is it like? Four?

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Speaker 3: You have a bud that we're on?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: Scary?

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Speaker 2: Four?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 2: All right here, let me hit the microphone. Sure this one.

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Speaker 2: They hit the so I know what's the one. It's

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Speaker 2: not on. It's not on. How about my smell? Okay?

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Speaker 2: That okay? Now, okay, hold on, now Scary is going

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Speaker 2: to zip the hits? Here we go, ready, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh I got that.

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Speaker 1: That's an easy one.

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Speaker 2: Is it a hollow back girl? No? Yes? O? Scary Okay,

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Speaker 2: all right, So that was that's what we used to

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Speaker 2: do on our show. Zip. The hits nailed it. Way

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Speaker 2: back to my done, back to my zipper conversation. Oh,

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Speaker 2: this is a dangerous hiper story. What did I do

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Speaker 2: with it?

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Speaker 3: I think can still smell the onion from him being

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Speaker 3: over here.

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Speaker 2: His zipper smells like onion his pants. Nobody was talking

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Speaker 2: because we ate big onions and locked don't get him.

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Speaker 2: Want some gum that's not gonna work. You need to

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Speaker 2: eat parsley. Oh, because that's what solves that odor that

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Speaker 2: comes from your stomach, because it's not really it's not

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Speaker 2: as much in your mouth as it is in your stomach.

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Speaker 2: That's what. Well, you didn't know that. You guys knew that, right,

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Speaker 2: Nate knew that because he knows everything. Yeah, that's come on,

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Speaker 2: pop pop? What all right? Okay, ziper Okay, today's National

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Speaker 2: Ziper Day. Zipper has been around for like one hundred

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Speaker 2: and twenty eight years. Did you know this? I did not? Okay,

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Speaker 2: So pop pop found this story, they're coming up with us.

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Speaker 2: This sounds dangerous.

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Speaker 1: You know, pop ups they call the Grandpa and Daddy's

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Speaker 1: home too, exactly.

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Speaker 2: That's my point. Okay, they've they're coming up with a

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Speaker 2: self propelled zipper. No, it will zip itself up at

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Speaker 2: the push of a button.

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Speaker 3: No, push that button while you're doing something else that malfunctions.

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Speaker 2: Well obviously, froggy. I mean, this is the worst idea ever,

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Speaker 2: And this is the epitome of laziness.

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Speaker 3: And you need a button.

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Speaker 1: Serious, There's gonna be so many injuries, Like, is there

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Speaker 1: a special sensor that as soon as it feels meat,

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Speaker 1: it stopped?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we all need a meat sensor on

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Speaker 2: our pants. We do, okay. So it's a prototype self

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Speaker 2: propelled zipper with a built in motor. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: it just hurts thinking about it. With a built in

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Speaker 2: motor and gear mechanism it can use to self zip

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Speaker 2: itself up at to push up a button on a

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Speaker 2: wired remote. We're gonna like gandhi have the remote.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, game on.

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Speaker 2: This is the best invention ever, the zipper remote. I

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Speaker 2: think it's actually for industrial use, like putting up big tents,

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Speaker 2: but I can't help but think it might be useful

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Speaker 2: on a pair of pants. At the same time, we

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Speaker 2: don't need that. I don't use the zipper, I don't

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Speaker 2: use the whole Hey, speaking, I go over the fence.

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Speaker 2: Do you but when you put your pants on, you

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Speaker 2: got a zip? Zip that up? I never put it through,

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Speaker 2: do you? No? But my pants? Well yeah, to go

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Speaker 2: to the bathroom. But no, what shorts on? What I'm

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Speaker 2: saying is I don't put it through the zipper. No,

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Speaker 2: I pull it all the way down. I go over

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Speaker 2: the fence. We're really having this conversation, Nate. Are we

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Speaker 2: really saying there's no chance of me getting caught in

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Speaker 2: there because I don't put it through. I'm the same way,

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Speaker 2: but I'm just the visuals here, the optics are.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even know you're supposed to put it through.

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Speaker 2: Yes, a lot of guys put it. I've never heard

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Speaker 2: of any guy who puts it. I know people have

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Speaker 2: put it through the hole. Are you meat gazing in

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Speaker 2: the bathroom? I know people that just use a zipper.

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Speaker 3: What do you ask them? What do you guys talk

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Speaker 3: about things like that?

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Speaker 2: So they so they leave the button buttoned, the button zipper,

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Speaker 2: the zipper. Correct, they leave the button buttoned and the

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Speaker 2: buckle buckled.

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Speaker 3: But they just skin on metal that's gonna chafe. Don't

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Speaker 3: do that?

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Speaker 1: Wait you have questions? Yes, thanks, Nate, So Nate for

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Speaker 1: opening this, so Nate said, he pulls them all the

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Speaker 1: way down. So you stand at a urinal with your

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Speaker 1: pants around your no, no, no, no, demonstrate like you're

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Speaker 1: sagging like a second.

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Speaker 2: Pee before, haven't you?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't ever really go watching PE's.

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Speaker 2: Next time, show us what demonstrate this scary scary, Get

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Speaker 2: on your knees, pretend to be your urinal. Scary will

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Speaker 2: be your urinal in case you need, in case you

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Speaker 2: need to be like in the right plate.

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Speaker 3: You know, Hey, what do you what do you do

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Speaker 3: when you are shorts?

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Speaker 2: There's a whole there's an office building across the street looking.

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Speaker 1: At you, so like, are your cheeks out and clapping?

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Speaker 4: No, the front of it over the time when you

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Speaker 4: when you were sort finally you just pull one of

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Speaker 4: the legs up and just like put it out the side.

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Speaker 2: Not long enough, so then you get dribble on your pants.

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Speaker 2: Never sometimes, let's be honest. Okay, interesting, okay, lot, can

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Speaker 2: we move on? It goes underneath the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but I would think that dribble would have

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Speaker 1: a little It does from time to time.

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Speaker 2: This is the only honest one here. Scotty you knew it.

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Speaker 2: Scotty dabs his with an sometimes because if you put

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Speaker 2: the elastic underneath sometimes it tightens it a little bit,

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Speaker 2: so more will come out when you release the elastic

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Speaker 2: once you close your pants. So that's why I have

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Speaker 2: to dab like a late entry. Yes, okay, yeah, you

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Speaker 2: got to hit the grundle. Okay, moving on, I'm learning,

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Speaker 2: so what that's how you get the last few drops?

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Speaker 2: So happy zipper day. In closing, did you expect that?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't know it's going to go down there.

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Speaker 2: In the days of button fly jeans, they didn't have zippers.

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Speaker 2: They still have button fly jeans. You can still buy some.

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Speaker 2: Never yah, they do, they do say they're in or out.

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Speaker 2: They're just there. I'm really going to talk to Kevin.

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Speaker 2: It's just you, Kevin. Okay, all right? So, uh, you

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Speaker 2: want to add to our zipper conversation so we can

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Speaker 2: just close it out.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. I feel like, uh, you guys are talking down

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Speaker 5: to us.

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Speaker 2: Paul Crews, Oh okay, okay, if you're just turning us on.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about guys who go to the bathroom to

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Speaker 2: pete and they just wrot, pull their zipper down and

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Speaker 2: hang out there without doing anything else, and we thought

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Speaker 2: that was unusual. But you're saying you've been pulling through

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Speaker 2: the zipper your entire life. Yeah, okay, and it never

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Speaker 2: got caught, never got caught, Yeah, I got it snagged

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Speaker 2: on the zipper, chafing.

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Speaker 5: No, I mean it's I mean, if you're with it

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Speaker 5: all mentally, then you should know when you're good or

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Speaker 5: not the good.

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Speaker 2: We're not if you're not mentally stable.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, come on now, it's it's pretty simple mechanics.

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Speaker 2: It just seems like, Okay, you're right, though, you're absolutely right.

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Speaker 2: I get that. So you don't unbutton the top the

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Speaker 2: button of the genes. You just do the zipper, okay, around.

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Speaker 5: Or unless unless that my underwear doesn't have a fly

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Speaker 5: as well, then I will unbotton. But if I have

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Speaker 5: a double fly, then bingo bango bongo, let's go to

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Speaker 5: the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, that puts all the fun in going to

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Speaker 2: the bathroom. It makes me want to go to the

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Speaker 2: bathroom right now to have some fun. Bingo bengo bungle.

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Speaker 5: Yeah a little.

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Speaker 2: I'm just that's living a lot. That's not living a little.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot. And I really like that Okay, then

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to pull through shame you ever again.

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Speaker 5: Ever, I appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad that you set the record straight. Thank you

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Speaker 2: so much. It was it for Kevin. Kevin all right,

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Speaker 2: we're not going to allow we should open our minds

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Speaker 2: to all possibilities, and that's what Kevin has told us.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Kevin.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, have a great day.

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Speaker 2: You two. I think we made a mad