WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - What a Mess... 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.040 Am I going to be able to hear? Can you 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:04.560 hear me? I can hear you? What do you want 0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:20.000 to hear it? Do you want to hear this? Can 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:20.599 you not hear that? 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:24.079 I mean I faintly heard our bull chat theme song, 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:25.640 but faint Oh. 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:27.360 You know what, because I probably have to do this also, 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:31.360 you might have to Let's see can you hear Let's 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:34.400 see you guys still in your r V. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:41.960 Yes, we are waiting to get. 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:44.839 I was playing Willie Nelson for you. 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:48.040 Watching you dance to nothing is awesome. 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:53.840 Scott often does. Jeff Jeff Smith, engineer extraordinary, just came 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:55.360 in and said he won't you won't be able to 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:57.800 hear anything I play. Oh okay, well here we are, 0:00:57.920 --> 0:00:59.440 So I'll just turn it up really loud in my 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.200 studio and I'll be able to hear it on the microphone. 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:03.480 Sure I love that? Yeah, okay, Well walk in a 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:04.360 bold chat Jeff. 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:08.560 Hi, Andrew, Hi, I'm so excited you're connected from Yellowstone. 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:10.080 How freaking cool is that? Well? 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:13.240 Seventy but you know, yeo seventy Yellowstone. 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:16.280 They all start with why it's close? One's a volcano, 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:20.920 ones not it's a volcano. The yo Yellowstone is it's 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:21.839 a super volcano. 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:23.399 That's scary. You know that. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:27.000 No, it blew up like twenty billion years ago and 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:30.480 it was part of I think, what extincted dinosaurs or something. 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:31.520 Oh okay, well. 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:36.800 No it's not Google it really Yellowstone is a super volcano. 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:39.640 That's why there's all the geysers in the mud pits 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:40.800 and all that kind of stuff. 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:42.959 And here we go, can here, Gandhi. So I'm gonna 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:44.000 have to boost the audio. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:45.560 It's I'll just lean in. 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:47.960 I'll lean in when I need to. I was just 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:50.400 yelling from the corner. This isn't my thing, it's your thing. 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:51.200 I'm staying out here. 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:54.280 Yeah, I'm leaving. This is all about Andrew and Scotty. Yes, 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.280 and now Bernie is standing at the door and everybody 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.680 wants to come in. So anyway, this is bull chat. 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:02.560 It's episode whatever it is who cares? And yeah? Is it? 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:05.160 Who cares? What? Why is it? Who cares? Well? Okay, 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:07.800 so what episode is it? I don't know? Fifteen fifteen? 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:11.160 This is fifteen yes, okay, So let's just paint the 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:15.839 picture here, Gandhi, and Andrew and Diamond are on a 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:19.160 road trip in the r V and they started in 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:21.360 Texas and now they are in Jellystone. 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:25.280 Okay, still, no, it's Yosemite. Oh fifth time? 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:28.200 Well I just said Jellystone because of the Yogi thing. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.000 Oh what's Yogi Bear? 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:32.560 I honestly don't know still to this day. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:36.200 Really Yogi Bear, Yogi and Boo Boo lived in Jellystone Park. 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.440 I know Boo Boo, doesn't he go hey Boo Boo? 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:40.560 Yeah, well Booboo is his little I don't know if 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.600 Booboo his little kid or brother or cousin or nephew. 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:44.840 I think it's his nephew. 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:47.280 Well I never watched it, of course you didn't. But 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:47.840 here we are. 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:50.840 Have you seen any dead bears? Dead? Yeah? 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:52.520 Why would we see dead bears? 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:54.120 Don't people shoot bears? 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:55.840 Not in parks? 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:57.600 Oh, they're protected. Yeah. 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.399 We actually found out a fun fact that at during 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:03.480 hunting season, all of the animals come into the national 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.600 parks because they know that they're safe here. 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.000 They just hang out. I swear that's what they told 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:08.640 us at Sequoia. 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:10.920 How could they be that smart? My dog is so dumb. 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:14.040 How could a bear he's that smart? Well, think about it. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:17.520 It's the devolved version of a wolf. Yeah, I guess No, Oh, 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:20.120 I can't hear you anymore. No, Belly, you got you 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:21.720 cut out there for a while, but I get it. Oh, 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:25.120 I can't hear you, Scott. Oh no, I can't hear Scott. 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.919 You cut out for a second, Scott. Oh my god. 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:31.240 This is miserable, just miserable. Why don't I call you 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:35.480 on my phone anyway? So, Gandhi and Diamond and uh, 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:39.800 this sucks, This just sucks. It sucks so bad. I'm 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:43.480 so mad. I've got to FaceTime Andrew now because nobody 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:47.280 can hear anybody. This is the most miserable day ever. No, no, 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:49.600 we're not doing it like that. Andrew not doing it 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:51.800 like that. I hate this. That's why I don't like 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:54.200 to do things that are not in studio. Here, I'm 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:57.960 calling him on FaceTime. What happened? Oh? Now I hear 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:01.320 you mcu wake coming through on the mic. Yeah, I 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:02.920 hear you on the mic. But I don't see you 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:04.080 in Zoom anymore. But I don't care. 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:08.320 Okay, So I guess maybe we'll go like this. 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.960 This is so strange. Now, now do you understand why 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:12.960 I'm like, I don't want to do Zoom things. I 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:14.600 only want to do them in studio. But I can 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.200 see you in everything now, so let's just stop this. 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:18.320 Let me hear you, Okay, can you hear me now? Yeah? 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:21.240 I can hear you anyway. So I guess what I want, Like, 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:24.919 I want to know the most interesting roadkill you've seen? Uh? 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:25.200 What? 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:26.960 This is the weirdest conversation? 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:29.799 Well, I mean, look, I love oh you're gone from zoom, 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:34.919 but whatever. I love road trips, love. And the strangest 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:37.279 roadkill I've ever seen was a cow. I saw a 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:42.559 dead cow in Indiana one time. Are you okay? Yeah? 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:44.679 Everything like okay with you, Everything's fine. 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:47.720 That's like a roadkill conversation. 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:49.240 I'm just curious. You guys have been on the road 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.919 for a bit, so I'm curious. Just like the craziest 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:52.760 dead thing you've seen. 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:55.080 We actually, I don't think Andrew was with us when 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:57.239 Diamond and I saw it, but we saw a deer 0:04:57.400 --> 0:04:57.960 and its. 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:00.240 Head was completely like gone. 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:02.400 It was just a carcass, a headless carcass of a deer, 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:03.880 and the vultures were eating it. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:04.760 That was creepy. 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:06.120 That's relatively normal. 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:08.400 Yeah, I mean, we haven't really seen a ton of 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:10.800 dead things, but we did see what was it called 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:12.600 tarantula hawk? 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:13.080 Oh? 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:17.120 Yeah, no, it's a bug from how Andrew can explain it. 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:19.800 It's a giant bug and it has paralyzing venom in it, 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.080 and it was like the first bug we saw okay 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:22.719 in the park. 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:24.240 But I mean, have you seen any. 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:27.200 Like carry it away? But it's like this big. 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:29.520 Did you see like a like a cheetah lying on 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:30.920 the side of the road. I'm just curious. 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:35.960 No, you think we are You realize that we're in California? 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:36.280 Right? 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:37.800 Wait, you're in California. 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:40.000 Where do you think Yosemite? Is you dunce? 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:41.719 I don't know. I've never been there. 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:43.440 The weirdest thing we've seen on the side of the 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:46.839 road is, to be completely honest, the most wild, terrifying 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:50.560 things people crackheads. Yeah, the crackheads in California. Whoa, it's 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:51.200 a different breeds. 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:53.240 Wait a minute, while you're driving through California, have to 0:05:53.320 --> 0:06:03.640 be really careful. Don't go too fast the California Highway Patrol. 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:06.440 Have you seen any of them? That's so exciting? Yeah? 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:09.960 That was that was great. Thanks for that. Wait, so wait, 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:11.880 you guys are ending up in San Francisco? Is that it? 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:12.359 Yes? 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.599 So when you get there. I'm like, who's the first 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:16.080 person that's going to send me a picture of the 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:18.719 sour dough place like this standing in front of it 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:21.960 because it's my last name. Oh, I mean I didn't 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:24.480 plan on it, No, but you will anytime anybody goes 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:27.520 to San Francisco Boudin and they take a picture like 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:29.080 a hah haha, and I'm like, it's great. So, I 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:31.240 mean I have hundreds of those. But you guys can 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:32.920 also don't tell Diamond because she'll do it. 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:36.680 Uh okay, pause, But hundreds of people have sent you pictures, 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.000 Gott hundreds, hundreds. 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:42.080 Yes, we're really going to go with that in my lifetime, yes, that, 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.039 and then with lifetime that and then when people go 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.920 to Louisiana, it's the sausage. Oh, I'm going to eat 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:50.360 your balls because it's Boudin balls and because that's what's 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:53.400 on the menu. But hundreds of people Scott, Yeah, I 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:55.960 don't listen. This is an awful, awful episode. Why not 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:59.640 you go go? Why don't go where? Just go just 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:03.280 do something thing? D what just talk about stuff? Okay? 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:05.440 Uh yeah, well, I mean you're the one who started 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:07.680 up the whole episode with let's talk about roadkill. 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.960 Well, I mean you guys like the Chips theme song. Oh, 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:13.520 I also played wait. I also played Willie Nelson, but 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:15.600 you couldn't hear it on the road again because he's 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:17.680 a huge pothead. So I just picture the two of you, 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.920 like Cheech and Chong with like with Diamond driving and 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:23.680 you tour in the backseat with just gobs of smoke 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:28.400 going out the window as you're heading down the highrobs. Yeah, plumes. 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:30.000 Plumes is the word plumes? 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:30.560 Good? 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:34.200 No, one Diamond's not driving because it's terrifying when Diamond 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:37.840 drives scared, which also scares us. But we were actually 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.800 talking about We've had this debate multiple times. Would it 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:43.360 or would it not have been fun for you to 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:45.480 be on the road with us? And the answers are differing. 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:47.480 Yeah, I could see where it would be both annoying 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:48.880 and cool to have me with you. 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:51.840 I said that you're driving in RV would probably be 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:56.240 we'd probably get there at least like fifty minutes after. 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:57.720 When we should have been there. Are you kidding me? 0:07:57.920 --> 0:07:58.559 Ultra safe? 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:00.200 No, it would be way earlier. Are you out of 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:03.120 your mind? I'm a make time guy. I want to 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:03.880 get there fast. 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:06.120 That's how I've been in this whole trip. Yeah, which 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:06.800 is terrible. 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:10.600 You can't okay, they told us specifically, you cannot take 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:13.040 the RV over seventy miles per hour. And there have 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:16.600 been multiple instances where we've looked at Andrew and it's at. 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:17.480 Like eighty six. 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.600 And I'm not saying he hit a mountain, but he 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:21.560 might have hit a mountain. 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:25.200 What is the what flipped it? What? What is the 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:27.320 highest speed limit you've seen so far? 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:28.119 Eighty six? 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:31.720 No, the highest speed limit? Oh, seventy five, there's eighty. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:33.000 Oh yeah, eighty. 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:35.560 I know in Texas there's eighty and then some Texas 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:37.400 they don't care. It's just nothing. You do what you want. 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:41.640 It's like the Autobahn of Texas exactly. Well, I like, well, 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:43.560 you were a bus driver, how fast did you drive? 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:46.440 You can't had to drive kids, you know. There was 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:48.680 one idiot that reported me one time. I got called 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:51.440 into the office because I was doing like forty six 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:54.080 and the thirty five and some some Karen called the 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:55.680 school and I got in trouble. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:58.320 I can just see how angry you'd get that. Well, no, 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:00.000 but you have to be you got to be careful 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:01.960 when you're driving up, but you know, you it's weird 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:03.800 because when you're driving a bus, you kind of forget 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:05.600 you're driving a bus and you think you're in your car, 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:08.319 and so you go a little faster than you're supposed to, 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:10.000 and maybe you don't stop at the train tracks like 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:11.320 you're supposed to, and you could get in a lot 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:11.880 of trouble for that. 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:14.400 Yeah, I mean, I would say driving this RV at 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:16.280 first it was like, Wow, this thing is really big, 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.280 but then you just start getting used to like the 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:19.960 cab in size, and you're like, oh, this is like 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.480 a car with a giant house, not a car. 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.600 This was the problem driving into the mountain. So when 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:29.200 we actually came into Sequoia National Park in like King's Canyon, 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:33.080 it was the windiest road ever. And our team of 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:35.320 people who are like helping us do things, they actually said, 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:37.400 maybe you guys need to leave that RV at the 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:39.800 bottom of the mountain, get a rental car, and go 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:41.760 up in a rental car because the roads are. 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:44.240 Tiny and it's terrifying. We didn't do that, and. 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:47.120 All three of us, I swear to God, keegeled the 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.560 entire time and it was like an hour going up 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:51.520 that freaking mountain. 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:52.160 No, thank you. 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:56.600 Wait can you buttole Keegel, I guess right, yeah, oh 0:09:56.800 --> 0:10:03.240 yeah you can. You would have been hysterical because after 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:08.040 every turn it would be like, well, the thing that 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:10.960 gets me, the thing that gets me about driving through 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:14.240 vast landscapes is like, as you're driving on the road 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:17.480 seventy miles an hour, the trees on one side are 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:19.400 moving really fast, but the trees with the mountains on 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.080 the other side aren't, and it kind of throws your 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:24.000 equilibrium off a little bit. I always get dizzy and weird, 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:26.200 like when I drove to the Pocono's on Root eighty, Like, 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:28.959 shut up, Andrew. The trees on this side are like 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:31.960 whizzing by, but on the other side it's like picturesque 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.320 and like barely moving, and it freaks me out. I 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:37.760 lost you again. We lost you again. I can't hear you. 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:40.480 I can't hear you. No, you can talk all you want, 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.840 I can't hear you. I hate this so much. I 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:44.600 hate it. We're gonna have to end this right here, 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:46.920 end it. Nope, I don't hear you. Don't hear you. 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.000 So that's why I hate these things. No, I still 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:51.640 don't hear you. Nope, nope, don't hear you. Don't hear you. 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:55.800 I don't hear you. What about now? No, I don't 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:58.239 hear you on the microphone? Can we end this podcast? 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:00.199 Can we end the podcast? No? 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:00.880 Not yet. 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:01.720 We're going to connect. 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:04.439 This isn't fair. Oh can you hear us now? 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:07.160 No? No, I can't. I can't. 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:08.360 Oh I can hear you now? 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:11.120 Okay, Now I hear you're dad? Why does that keep happening? Listen? 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.000 I don't know are you the Wi Fi? Are you 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:15.680 waking up here? Are you in the mountains? 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:18.120 Yes, we are actually in the mountains. And it's also 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:20.559 seven am here. So the time doesn't do anything to 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:20.920 Wi fi? 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:23.719 Just so you know it does it does? How How 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:24.439 do you figure it does? 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.679 Because more people wake up, and then more people are 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:28.760 hopping on to the Wi fi when they're awake. So 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:31.480 two am when we start broadcasting, no problem. As these 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:34.200 assholes around us start to wake up and steal our bandwidth, 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:35.120 it becomes a problem. 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.720 So how are your set? How are your setting? How 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:39.640 are your cell phones? Do you have? Like cell service? 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:44.760 Depends who's asking? No, we actually so where we are 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:48.160 right now at this particular moment, we have, like I 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:50.600 have two bars of cell service. When we leave here, 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:51.560 we got nothing. 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:54.040 It's legitimately off the grid, and everybody's bitching like, how 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:55.880 is it off the grid when you're posting on Instagram? 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:57.079 Well, we come back to. 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:59.480 The lodge to grab our Wi Fi, post whatever we can, 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:00.320 and then we're off again. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.360 So tell me what you've done so far that I 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:05.520 would never in my lifetime do, even for money skydive, 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.480 I would never do that period. That's probably it. 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:10.800 Honestly, it was so much fun though I had the 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.400 best experience in the entire world. 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:13.240 It was a lot of fun. 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:15.320 I think that you should do it at least once. 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:18.439 But so you are a thrill seeker, I don't seek thrill. 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:20.839 I like my feet planted on the ground. That's a parent. 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:22.640 It's apparent Scott. 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:25.120 Why you were talking about how your equilibrium gets off 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:26.760 from trees passing you on the road. 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:28.400 Yeah, it was apparents No, you know, I am in 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:31.160 my mid forties, Andrew things start going You're only in. 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:33.000 Your mid forties. I thought you were in your sixties. 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.440 You're such an ass. Oh wait, this is hold on 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:39.280 a second. I just realized that this right now will 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:43.040 be the freshest podcast ever because it's actually being posted 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:45.160 two day as soon as we're done recording it. Yeah. 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:48.559 Wow, this is fresh out the oven. It's almost live, almost. 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:51.800 Who knows, maybe we'll plan a live episode in the future. 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:54.840 See. I feel like if I was there, Diamond and 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:56.520 I would be doing a lot of hanging out while 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:57.720 you guys were doing stuff. 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:01.560 Uh no, because again, would you hike? 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:05.320 Of course? I like, Hi, I like to do everything 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:08.360 that you've talked about so far except skydiving. And I'm 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:10.600 not sure if I'm not sure if I would have gone. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:12.240 I'm not sure if I would have gone in that 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:13.680 helicopter in the Grand Canyon. 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:16.800 Oh, you would have missed out because that was incredible. Like, 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:19.160 when do you ever get to be inside the Grand Canyon. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.440 They only give out certain permits two people. No, I understand, 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.079 it's like a once in a lifetime type of thing. 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:26.760 I get it. But like, I had a bad helicopter 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:29.920 experience one time we were flying in I think it 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:32.480 was Jamaica and Cubby, you know, the guy, our friend 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:35.240 that works at Leida FM. He was like, I'm not 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:37.720 taking that chicken bus back to the airport. I'm hiring 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:40.439 a helicopter, So Amy and I went in with him 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:42.240 and whatever girl he was with at the time, and 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:45.920 the helicopter pirate pilot was a giant douche and as 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:47.600 we were getting close to him out and he's like, 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:50.560 oh no, oh no, and then he would pull up 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:52.560 really quick and he would just try to scare us. 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:54.040 And so I don't ever want to go in a 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:56.560 helicopter ever again because of him. He ruined it. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.400 No, you know what, the helicopter was not so bad. 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:02.360 The tiny plane that we got into to cross to 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:07.240 the Grand Canyon was freaking terrifying and I was shaking 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:08.400 basically the whole time. 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:09.400 Diamond pitted out. 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:11.880 It was bad because our pilot was great. Pilot Paul 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:16.280 was great. He's apparently like an aerobatic pilot stunt pilot guy, 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:19.760 which is crazy. But the thunderstorms out there come out 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:22.320 of nowhere and they're intense and all you can do 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:25.000 is hope that you fly through a little crack in 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:27.320 the clouds, and that's what we were doing for two 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:28.200 and a half hours. 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:29.440 That was terrifying. Never again. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.680 Yeah, I'll never do that little puddle jumper playing again. 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:34.520 Amy and I did that. Going from Maui and Hawaii 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:36.560 to the Big Island and we had just gotten married 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:38.240 and we thought for sure that that was it. We 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:39.920 were married for four days and we were going to 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.120 be dead and now was the end of it. Because 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:43.880 that's how bad of a flight that was. So now 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:46.240 that we have kids, we've kind of slowed down the 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:49.760 unnecessary risks. So if it's I mean, I get adventure 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:51.320 and all that, but I'm not going to do something 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:53.480 that has a fifty to fifty shot of killing us anymore. 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:55.840 That's all. We have people that rely on us. 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:59.520 Well, I mean, I feel like, okay, but skydiving isn't 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:02.720 a fifty f No, going into a car is a 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:05.680 fifty to fifty thing. Getting in a plane where you're 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:07.920 strapped and it has a computer on the back that 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:11.040 makes the chute go off in a worst case scenario 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:13.960 has better protection than me getting in a car right now. 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:18.360 No, people are hacking. People are hacking your parachute from Russia. 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:22.400 I'm not in China. I'm not I'm not I'm not 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:25.600 doing it. Isn't there just a thing? It's just a 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:26.200 pull cord? 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:30.760 No, No, there's two, there's three parachutes where we went 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:34.600 there were three parachutes. You have one that launches like 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:37.360 seconds in and that basically. 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:37.840 Keeps you flat. 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:42.680 Then about twenty five seconds in the big parachute comes off. 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:45.440 But if God forbid that didn't happen, it has a 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:46.680 computer in the back. 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:47.400 That it would launch. 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:50.200 It is not famil it, which would mean that you know, 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:51.480 it's probably not gonna go great. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:54.240 But that's not for me. I'm into the white water 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:57.480 rafting and the hiking and the mountain climbing and all 0:15:57.520 --> 0:15:59.240 that kind of cool stuff that you guys are doing. 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:01.200 But the sky having no. 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:08.080 Pause what I'm into mountain climbing. What mountain have you climbed, Scott, 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:13.320 I've climbed Mount Bushkill. Okay, now you're just saying things. 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:20.280 There were steps, No, there were steps, but okay, so 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:22.560 that's that hiking you did go melt to climbing. All 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:24.560 I'm saying is I'm i would love to do all 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:28.160 the things that you're doing. I'm extremely jealous, except for 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:30.280 the sky dobbing. That's all. I would like to experience 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:34.040 all the things you are experiencing. And so I'm jealous 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.880 of you guys. Well, we wish you were here. You 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:42.120 don't and the delight sucks this delay? Oh god, Scott's 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:42.480 having a. 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:46.520 Melting the bandwidth steelers. 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:49.920 Anyway, band with bandits. People are starting to get upset 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:52.200 listening to this because it's it's annoying them, So I 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:53.320 think maybe we should wrap it. 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:56.600 This is where Scott does his thing, where everybody's saying it, 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:59.360 but nobody's saying it. So yes, of course we can 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:00.600 end this or Scott. 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:03.240