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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Fine Elvis fifteen morning show. Okay, yay, it's time for

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Speaker 1: a poop cast. It's the poop Cast, the fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: morning show poop Cast. Scottie Bee leading the charge. Nope,

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Speaker 1: I don't talk about poop. That's all you talk about.

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Speaker 1: And here's Gandhi and Danielle and Nate and Scary and

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Speaker 1: producer Sam and there's Garrett. Here we go. Are we

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Speaker 1: want to do this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Because we were. This was the big discussion in

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Speaker 2: the room with all of us.

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Speaker 3: The first thing this morning when we walked in because

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Speaker 3: I had a coffee cup and there was it had

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Speaker 3: coffee in it, obviously, and on the other side there

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Speaker 3: was like a piece of like something brown sitting on

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Speaker 3: top of my cup. So I walked in and I said,

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Speaker 3: is this ship on my cup? So Scary says no,

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Speaker 3: because it does smell, And then Gandhi said, not all

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Speaker 3: poop smells. So we got into a discussion of what

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Speaker 3: doesn't all poop smell?

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Speaker 1: And that's where the conversation went. And now exactly so,

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Speaker 1: so they said, well, let's discuss this on the podcast

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Speaker 1: today because we can't really talk a lot about poop

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Speaker 1: on the show.

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Speaker 4: Right, well, Scary said he's never met a poop that

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Speaker 4: didn't smell, And that just opened a lot of questions.

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Speaker 4: I think for a lot of us. One, I think

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Speaker 4: there have to be some that don't smell. I'm positive,

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Speaker 4: but I want to know what Scary is walking around

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Speaker 4: sniffing all the time to make him say he's never

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Speaker 4: met a poop that doesn't I.

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Speaker 1: Just said, every time I've ever been in contact with.

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Speaker 2: It, okay, and.

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Speaker 1: A list of those, it's always, it's always, it always

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Speaker 1: has some kind of of aroma. Yes, thank so so

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Speaker 1: to me, it couldn't have been crap on her cup

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Speaker 1: because it had no we would have been smelling it.

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Speaker 3: And I said, I said, when my cat goes and

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Speaker 3: I don't know, like in the corner of a room,

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Speaker 3: and I find it like a couple of days later,

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Speaker 3: it's dried up, and I and it does not.

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Speaker 1: Have all but the dog.

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Speaker 3: The dog.

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Speaker 1: I don't have pets. So there you go. That's why

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Speaker 1: I've never poop is poop.

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Speaker 4: And then Nate everybody, let us all know that he

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Speaker 4: believes he has a genetically large colon that a massive

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Speaker 4: amount of poop.

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Speaker 1: How do we how do we segue to that. I

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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 5: How we got to that, but I think it's because

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Speaker 5: I said that I go three times a day and

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Speaker 5: you're like, well, my call is giant.

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Speaker 2: I don't is that normal to go three times a

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Speaker 2: day or do you need to get checked?

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Speaker 4: I think it is.

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Speaker 2: I think to get a check.

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Speaker 5: It's it's incredibly regular.

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Speaker 2: Look, it's totally normal. Although I think that's healthy.

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Speaker 6: According to according to the so, my mom had a

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Speaker 6: call and I don't know if she wants me to

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Speaker 6: talk about it. She had, well, here we go, and

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Speaker 6: then they said, hey, you have your colon's abnormally large,

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Speaker 6: and apparently my uncle has the same thing. It runs

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Speaker 6: in your family, so it's like a genetic thing. So

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Speaker 6: that's I go every two to three days, which.

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Speaker 1: Because you're like a camel, you're storing it.

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Speaker 5: Yes, wow, but don't you have a stomach ache?

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Speaker 6: According to the.

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Speaker 2: Doctor does sometimes it depends on the person.

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Speaker 6: Some people go every day, some people go every two days,

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Speaker 6: some people go every three days. Yes, it depends on

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Speaker 2: This says.

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Speaker 3: The truth is that everyone is different. For some people

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Speaker 3: it's normal to go three times a week. For others

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Speaker 3: it's normal to poop.

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Speaker 2: Three times a day.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 2: The frequency of your bowel.

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Speaker 3: Movements is usually only a problem if your stools are consistency.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I won't, I won't grows you out too much.

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Speaker 6: I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, well I stop now.

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Speaker 3: But Nate does have There are times where you have

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Speaker 3: stomach aches and you tell me, oh, I haven't gone

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Speaker 2: My stomach girt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I mean that's when you get because then I kind

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Speaker 1: I don't really want to talk about this.

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Speaker 4: Any of it has to do with your massive consumption

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Speaker 4: of milk issues.

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Speaker 1: There could be some lagtose issues, bas.

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Speaker 2: Like make you not go. He eats like nine thousand bananas.

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Speaker 1: And yogurt perfectly, but that doesn't work for me. Yogurt

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Speaker 1: supposed to seems like yogurt would help you go. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yogurt makes me yogurt?

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Speaker 2: Okay, really that's a brand name.

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Speaker 3: By the way, former.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't his, so fine. Can you ask Sam which

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Speaker 1: he thinks about that.

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Speaker 4: I've been wondering why you specifically invited me on this episode.

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Speaker 1: I was hoping the focus would come off of me

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Speaker 1: and go.

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Speaker 2: To you age.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you seem to be like somebody that would

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Speaker 1: Yes, certainly, wall stop right there? Would you? Where did

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Speaker 1: who would be regular. Let me explain, according to what you.

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Speaker 2: Don't eat me yep, I would make so.

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Speaker 6: I think you.

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Speaker 1: Probably get a lot of fiber healthy diet and.

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Speaker 6: You eat a lot of things like, okay, those garbonzo

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Speaker 6: beans or something. I feel like you would be very

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Speaker 6: regular based on that diet.

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Speaker 1: Are you answerest? Now? Are you regular?

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Speaker 2: Plainly regular?

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Speaker 4: Gal?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think somewhere between a Nate and a Scotti both.

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Speaker 3: But I think she probably has the stinkiest parts out

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Speaker 3: of all of us.

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Speaker 2: On this show.

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Speaker 3: And here's why.

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Speaker 1: Here's what.

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Speaker 3: No, because she eats a lot of you know, beans

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Speaker 3: and vegetables and all that stuff. Because she doesn't eat mean,

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Speaker 3: so she substitutes a lot of times with that stuff.

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Speaker 2: So I think different kinds of protein farms. For sure.

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Speaker 4: Protein farts are the worst things in the world to

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Speaker 4: make my eyes sting, and they coat my throats. They're hot,

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Speaker 4: They're hot and awful.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So look, okay, can we just stop down from

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Speaker 1: maybe stop down for a moment and reflect on where

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Speaker 1: we were at does poop stink stink? That's how it started. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and now we're at stinky farts. Okay, back to you.

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Speaker 5: I bet this is gonna be one of the least

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Speaker 5: listened to podcasts we've never done.

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Speaker 1: This is going right in the Hall of Fame.

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Speaker 2: People love this stuff.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people don't. Yeah, just saying I just

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Speaker 1: think knowing you, all of you and this this is

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Speaker 1: a typical conversation when the music's playing on our show,

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Speaker 1: we talk about stuff like that. I think the poop

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Speaker 1: is poop is always a headline on our behind the

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Speaker 1: scenes conversation.

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Speaker 6: I think the body is a very curious thing. For instance,

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Speaker 6: what Scotty said, he goes three times a day, regularly,

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Speaker 6: every and he goes at a certain.

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Speaker 1: Time, watched by it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then the afternoon.

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Speaker 6: I just am astounded by somebody that can do that,

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Speaker 3: If you go, like, say you're off a little bit,

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 5: But it's also a problem sometimes when you have to

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Speaker 5: something else, so have you ever.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever said I can't go do this, I

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Speaker 1: the middle of your your poop zone. Yeah, like if

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Speaker 1: my Wow, so it ruins your life in a way.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so if my day change. Let's say you have

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Speaker 5: I have to wake up at least an hour earlier

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Speaker 5: If I leave, I'm not making it to the airport,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like I have to I'm

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Speaker 6: So wait, you go at five o'clock every morning? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: When the clocks fall back? No, do you go at four?

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Speaker 5: Let me does your internal clock go do then let

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Speaker 5: me rephrase, I'd go as soon as I get here

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Speaker 2: What the hell do you eat between?

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Speaker 4: I know, three times a day, but that for sure,

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Speaker 4: it's like immedia import export.

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Speaker 1: Oh why really?

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Speaker 1: it's like as you're chewing and swallowing, it's coming out

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Speaker 4: Yeah. My family used to say it was so annoying

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Speaker 4: because I've been like that my entire life.

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Speaker 1: You should go to restaurants that have toilets as seats.

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Speaker 1: Time to absorb all the nutrients.

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Speaker 4: Maybe it doesn't absorb any What is Scotty eating?

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Speaker 1: What is Scotty eating? Though? If he's going right after

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Speaker 5: Yeah, coffee doesn't make Those are weekdays like weekends, it's

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Speaker 1: So so there you go.

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Speaker 4: I like to think of this as health talk.

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Speaker 3: It is health, health and wellness.

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Speaker 2: Everybody poops, Elvis, how about your truth.

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about my poops. There's enough poop talk

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Speaker 1: going on. You don't need me to pile on, so

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Speaker 3: The worst when you have any wait hold on, before

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Speaker 3: you leave the hospital, they want you to do that.

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Speaker 3: They want you to poop so that you know, you

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Speaker 3: could show that everything is working and everything is functioning

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Speaker 3: right and you are so especially if you had stitches

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Speaker 3: because you know, maybe something happened because the.

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Speaker 2: Baby's freaking head was so big. Preston Neil anyway. So

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Speaker 2: but sometimes that.

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Speaker 3: Happens, and you're nervous, you're like, you don't want to

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Speaker 3: because you honestly think in your head that your whole

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Speaker 3: everything's gonna rip open.

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Speaker 2: And that's it. It's so scary. It's the worst feeling

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Speaker 2: I remember.

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Speaker 1: Which not unusual though, right to come out when you're having.

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Speaker 2: A not unusual at all. It is you.

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Speaker 1: Your body evacuates everything it can evacuate. If it's not

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Speaker 2: It's coming out. Comes a long they tell you them,

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Speaker 3: They won't tell you if you did certain things on

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Speaker 4: Still trying to have a kid.

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Speaker 2: It's all.

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Speaker 3: Look, this is all part of human the body, what

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Speaker 3: the body's supposed to do.

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Speaker 2: That's all very true.

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Speaker 1: Is our justification for having this conversation.

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, wellness here he loves these talks.

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Speaker 1: I learned a lot about it. Everybody today, are we done?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're done, Mommy, come white me. I'm done

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Speaker 1: ten minutes. I have a great day, We'll see you tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: The fifteen minute Morning Show