Speaker 1: Last time on Do you need a ride?
Speaker 2: Welcome?
Speaker 3: Do you need a ride? Hello? Crazy? What intro?
Speaker 4: If you had to order a donut right the second?
Speaker 4: What would you order? Do you guys think we should
Speaker 4: go to the Krispy Kream drive here right now? Karen
Speaker 4: mine the most gun?
Speaker 3: Mom and car?
Speaker 4: Are you leaving on? You wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way?
Speaker 5: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 5: you clean. Give us time and they turning on engage.
Speaker 5: We want to send you off install. We want to
Speaker 5: welcome you back home.
Speaker 6: Tell us all about it?
Speaker 4: We scared? Or was it fine?
Speaker 3: Malcorn?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 7: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need.
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris? Why am I excited about donut?
Speaker 8: I gotta go back to drinking vodka?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What's the way? What's the donut? It's just got
Speaker 2: chocolate nuts on it. It's a chocolate not donut.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the peanuts dice.
Speaker 3: Your chocolate frosting with nuts on top of the process. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm afraid I like it's a good one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that is a good one. That's why I was like,
Speaker 6: your old n jail, I didn't. I'm classic, glazed, old fashioned, OK.
Speaker 3: I love those.
Speaker 6: They remind me of like having to get up early
Speaker 6: for some reason, like camp, You're going to get driven
Speaker 6: to the airport or some kind of a special occasion,
Speaker 6: and then that would be either my parents with that
Speaker 6: and in coffee, or we had to go to the airport.
Speaker 6: In my family, my aunt Kathleen lived right by SFO
Speaker 6: and so we'd go to her house first, and she
Speaker 6: always had donuts and tang.
Speaker 4: So it's a it's that family thing.
Speaker 9: Donuts feel like more of a reward to me than
Speaker 9: most other food because donuts were the thing that we
Speaker 9: got after church. When I was a kid, My grandmother
Speaker 9: would always take me and my brother to Dunkin Donuts
Speaker 9: and we got to pick out a dozen donuts for
Speaker 9: the family. Yeah, it's kind of why I just like
Speaker 9: went along with it for a long time.
Speaker 4: Sure, you're like, I love church.
Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna white knuckle through the sermon for a
Speaker 3: jelly donut. We'll get there.
Speaker 2: I don't want. Yeah, I was trying to think of
Speaker 2: one I don't want.
Speaker 9: I only like jelly donuts weirdly add donuts because it's
Speaker 9: actually a jelly consistency.
Speaker 2: Oh right, right is there? Is it?
Speaker 8: Because a lot of them it's like this is fake.
Speaker 8: It's like to transparent.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I hate that stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's not a fan of jelly. Jelly with chunks.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that's what is the donut?
Speaker 8: That is a twisty situation in its glazed, but then
Speaker 8: there's some berry swirling going on.
Speaker 4: You freelance donuts.
Speaker 3: Freestyle are only employees deserve healthcare.
Speaker 4: They will not get insurance there.
Speaker 2: It is something I know it's a famous one.
Speaker 3: I'm just donuts for all.
Speaker 4: It's a strawberry Uh twist, isn't it?
Speaker 2: What's any Claire?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 9: And Claire is like a It's like a log with
Speaker 9: like a filling inside and chocolate on the top.
Speaker 3: It has like putting on it. It's like a long
Speaker 3: Boston cream.
Speaker 2: We know I don't like pudding.
Speaker 3: Wait is it pudding or with cream? I think it's
Speaker 3: a I think it's a pudding.
Speaker 8: It's because of drama and a buffet of a ranch
Speaker 8: dressled across the brown.
Speaker 3: I just don't ever wrong.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know where do you feel looking at a buffet.
Speaker 9: When there's ice cream, you get ice cream instead of pudding.
Speaker 8: I love I had sensitive teeth as a child.
Speaker 3: Are you and Benjamin Button? I feel like raging back.
Speaker 6: Now up in nineteen forty five, but I looked like
Speaker 6: a teenager.
Speaker 8: Right, well, next year. I can't remember how that movie works.
Speaker 8: When does he go fly fishing a lot?
Speaker 4: Oh that's all I never thought that snack three? Okay,
Speaker 4: river runs through it.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, they're all connected.
Speaker 9: I only like Brad Pitt when he's dirty in a movie,
Speaker 9: so I don't watch him when he's plenty of clean person.
Speaker 6: Yeah, although did you see if you see Meet Joe Black?
Speaker 6: At the beginning he gets hit by a cab and
Speaker 6: it is one of the greatest things.
Speaker 3: That it is fun. It was like the early days.
Speaker 6: Of CGI technology and it was the and they.
Speaker 2: Were they smiling and flirting.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's like a first date situation. I think it's
Speaker 6: with Vera Farmiga and he gets up and it's like, well,
Speaker 6: great to meet, and it's like it's again amazing on
Speaker 6: screen chemistry, and he's like they're like they part on
Speaker 6: the sidewalk, and then it's that thing of like turning
Speaker 6: back and looking and in the moment of like, oh
Speaker 6: my god, are.
Speaker 3: They falling in love?
Speaker 6: Boom, he just gets fucking run over spoiler alert.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and it's bad. It looks bad.
Speaker 4: It's bad. It looks like it was the thing.
Speaker 6: It was the piece of cgi that everyone was like,
Speaker 6: what the fuck? It was like, now we're in this world.
Speaker 6: And then the next version of that, in my opinion,
Speaker 6: the next phase of that was the thing where it
Speaker 6: would be interior car, real life car accident experience where
Speaker 6: like two people are talking and then.
Speaker 4: Which infuriated me.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they just do that in commercials now, Yeah, it's
Speaker 8: I don't need to.
Speaker 3: See that now, I'm good.
Speaker 6: It's very upset and second only to these days, how
Speaker 6: much vomiting there now is like on camera comedy vomiting,
Speaker 6: but it's real. I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 2: No more comedy vomity.
Speaker 4: Nobody wants the comedy vomiting.
Speaker 2: No more, it's not fun.
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 9: I think I've only thrown up maybe twelve times in
Speaker 9: my life. Really yeah, yeah, well because I.
Speaker 3: Don't drink, but I never have, so I kind of
Speaker 3: like that removes quite a few.
Speaker 9: And then I've always had a road cast iron stomach,
Speaker 9: so it's been maybe under ten. Actually it might be
Speaker 9: in the single digit. Still in vomits, you get sick
Speaker 9: pretty much. I very rarely get sick.
Speaker 4: It also means you never dabbled with believe me, like
Speaker 4: the rest of us.
Speaker 2: You didn't have a shoe box under your back.
Speaker 6: You've heard those fucking stories, right.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, Well there's that Callista Flockhart made for TV
Speaker 9: movie of her with anorexia. I remember watching that in
Speaker 9: Home Mac and then because it was like from the
Speaker 9: eighties or some thing.
Speaker 3: And then it was the time that Alan mcbeil was
Speaker 3: a thing. We're like watching Ally McBeal. Well, she she
Speaker 3: probably did have a problem.
Speaker 8: Yes, last night I did a show with Barbara Gray,
Speaker 8: who you do your podcast with, and she talked about
Speaker 8: a woman who put her vom in her menstrul blood
Speaker 8: and and and.
Speaker 2: Urine in jars protect her for herself.
Speaker 9: She believe that's my friend Angela. What ever, Angela is
Speaker 9: a witch. I don't know she's got she's got tiny jars.
Speaker 2: Of her blood and Barbara, what's talking about?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, of course tiny tiny, you know, tiny tiny,
Speaker 6: like real, real small jars.
Speaker 9: Okay, I don't know what she does. She also puts
Speaker 9: her business card in there too.
Speaker 8: Wait, it's a spiritual barrier as well as a as
Speaker 8: a marketing scheme.
Speaker 9: Well, she's a witch and she thinks if you find
Speaker 9: her jar, you should be able to contact her.
Speaker 2: You know that is fair?
Speaker 3: So what is she.
Speaker 4: Burying them in public parks? Like, how would you find
Speaker 4: her jar?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she's she's got them buried all over
Speaker 3: Echo Park.
Speaker 8: No, yeah, she's like that is so that's early witchcraft, right,
Speaker 8: I don't even.
Speaker 3: Know what we're talking about anymore. Witch for a long time. Man,
Speaker 3: I've known her since I was twenty one.
Speaker 9: She's, uh, she's older, but not I mean like in
Speaker 9: her forties or something. But she's Uh, she wasn't this
Speaker 9: witchy when I know her. And then and then she's
Speaker 9: had two divorces and yeah, now she's just bearing her
Speaker 9: blood all over Eco Park.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Wah? Is it?
Speaker 4: Is it a way to land a man?
Speaker 3: No, it's not that. It's it's protection.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Yeah, virtual protection.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a protection thing.
Speaker 4: Uh, if you're protection from Tampa.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Her and Ryan Singer do a little podcast all about
Speaker 9: all about all this shit.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I didn't know she was part of Ryan's podcast.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a oh boy, this is where
Speaker 9: the magic happens.
Speaker 3: She talks all about where her blood's buried.
Speaker 9: We're talking about celebrities and cars earlier, and I didn't
Speaker 9: get it. I didn't get it in there before because
Speaker 9: we rift to the next thing. But the first time
Speaker 9: I ever bombed in Los Angeles, I almost got hit
Speaker 9: by Ron Jeremy in a Saturn because I was leaving
Speaker 9: the comedy store. I ridden my bike there for some reasons.
Speaker 9: I was just like, I wanna ride my bike here today.
Speaker 9: And I was in my head because I just bombed
Speaker 9: the worst bomb to this day, probably the i thing
Speaker 9: I've ever had at the store. At the store, yeah,
Speaker 9: the huge that's where it happens, might have been the
Speaker 9: first time I ever performed there. I was a baby
Speaker 9: comic and this car just without even looking, pulled out
Speaker 9: of the side of the road.
Speaker 3: We t boned, and I was like, well that fuck.
Speaker 9: Immediately just full East Coast comes out and then just
Speaker 9: the driver turned and looked at me and it was
Speaker 9: Ron Jeremy, and I just lost every ounce of anger
Speaker 9: might just went away because I was so confused I
Speaker 9: don't have been there maybe a year and a half.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen them any celebrities yet either, celebrities, I mean,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
Speaker 9: It was just I mean, that is a perplexing face
Speaker 9: to see in person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and you're like, oh, there he is and
Speaker 3: he's older than he is and all the pictures and stuff,
Speaker 3: and then you're like.
Speaker 2: I gotta get out of it.
Speaker 6: He's like, are you okay? And I was like, I'm fine,
Speaker 6: Ron Jeremy and I just.
Speaker 8: Kept going It's funny how he's the grossest dude ever.
Speaker 8: But I have so many friends, mostly women, that go
Speaker 8: and take a picture with him, and I'm like, I
Speaker 8: wouldn't want to be The one person that ran into
Speaker 8: me was or.
Speaker 2: I was jogging and she.
Speaker 8: Pushed on the brakes at the last moment and then
Speaker 8: yelled called me a word you can't say, the other
Speaker 8: F word, slit me off, and she it was Jillian
Speaker 8: Barber the good Day La, Wow.
Speaker 2: Good Day Live, Good Day La. It was Yeah.
Speaker 6: I used to have like a ten minute chunk about
Speaker 6: her in my Miami really yeah, because she was so horrible.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah she was.
Speaker 8: I mean, I turned to the guy next to me,
Speaker 8: and I was like, it was that the good day
Speaker 8: la person.
Speaker 3: Yep, a stranger you didn't know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we were both amazed.
Speaker 8: I was running and I was just at the edge
Speaker 8: of the curb and she I was too close to
Speaker 8: the street for.
Speaker 2: Her, and that was enough for her to call me
Speaker 2: a very hateful.
Speaker 4: Word led me off from her vehicle.
Speaker 2: Porsia. Yeah, it was like, of course, a porsia nine
Speaker 2: to eleven.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who cares?
Speaker 9: What the what the people around just doing it was.
Speaker 9: It was a shady jeez.
Speaker 6: I used to hate watch it every morning because I
Speaker 6: couldn't believe like those it's that thing, and it is
Speaker 6: very Los Angeles where it's these people like in TV,
Speaker 6: in show business, in you know, TV movies or whatever,
Speaker 6: that you have to be hot as a woman to
Speaker 6: even get in the door. So there's all these hot
Speaker 6: women that then somebody told them they were funny and
Speaker 6: then and basically they're off to the races and it's
Speaker 6: a disaster area because they're none of those things. And
Speaker 6: that show and the way she acted on that show
Speaker 6: every day and the jokes she made, it was all
Speaker 6: like you know, pre internet or pre you know social media,
Speaker 6: like real social media and it was just garbage, like.
Speaker 8: Two women and looked like a bill O'Reilly looking guy.
Speaker 6: Yep, it was Dorothy. Lucy was the second woman who
Speaker 6: was also on Funny, but she was more of like
Speaker 6: you could tell she was like this.
Speaker 4: Journalist that, you know whatever. She was trying to get him.
Speaker 2: And her and Jillian were always fighting.
Speaker 3: Yes, or competing.
Speaker 6: And then Steve what's his name was the guy that
Speaker 6: was like basically placed in the middle and just it
Speaker 6: was souch shrugging, yeah, just being like because she wouldn't
Speaker 6: not say whatever stupid fucking like idea came into her head.
Speaker 4: She sawt Spencer's gifts. It was just a Spencer's gifts.
Speaker 2: She blurted.
Speaker 8: Yeah, she blurted some Spencer gift quotes at me, and uh.
Speaker 9: It was lordy LORDI la who's forty.
Speaker 2: Patch patch catch? I think it was.
Speaker 6: Than just one long fart sounds there she is, that's
Speaker 6: the good stuff.
Speaker 9: I used to have a seenoere butts from Spencer's Gifts
Speaker 9: in my car in high school. Yes, you could press
Speaker 9: the thing and this guy pulls pants down in the
Speaker 9: car behind you.
Speaker 8: Let's not forget it's a great place to buy lava
Speaker 8: lamps that are already broken.
Speaker 3: But not on sale.
Speaker 2: No, no fall dollar.
Speaker 8: I got my niece's lava lamps one year and they
Speaker 8: were It was nice to be back in Spencer gifts.
Speaker 3: Sure, I can imagine that there's.
Speaker 2: Not a lot of fart based gifts these days.
Speaker 6: You can hardly find a pile of shit with eyes
Speaker 6: for slippers there.
Speaker 4: It's everywhere.
Speaker 3: The poop emoji is really cornered the market. Yeah, poop
Speaker 3: and fart stuff. So it's like, yeah, it did so.
Speaker 6: Well in the Emoji movie. This is the character America
Speaker 6: loves and embraces.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that Patrick Stewart was it? I think he's the
Speaker 3: voice of the poop Emoji? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ha'd anyone actually seen that would have been good?
Speaker 9: Absolutely, there's no way the Karen didn't do punch up
Speaker 9: on it.
Speaker 2: I would have thought that. I would have thought Jumanji
Speaker 2: one and two it wouldn't be good. You know, sometimes
Speaker 2: you gets surprised.
Speaker 4: Jumanji one is awesome.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen Nea either. We should do that. We
Speaker 2: should do it, we should live podcast during it.
Speaker 3: Let's still let people scream that.
Speaker 6: We went to see no brag cats. Oh look, Larry
Speaker 6: David's going to the Walmart. We went to see Cats,
Speaker 6: and we had the entire theater to ourselves and it
Speaker 6: was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 9: It's I have I have yet to yet to go.
Speaker 9: I'm pretty excited about it. But I've heard that from
Speaker 9: a few of the people because marb Test and a
Speaker 9: few of our friends went for eight thirty am showing
Speaker 9: they wanted to they wanted to have it, and they
Speaker 9: wanted to be a little bit delirious while it was happening.
Speaker 4: That's so, where.
Speaker 3: Was the planet be Americana?
Speaker 4: Wow, that is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 6: You can go, sir, because yeah, you're waiting, and I
Speaker 6: don't want you to kill missus.
Speaker 2: We got it. Yeah, that guy is more, he's in he's.
Speaker 4: He's furiously furious in this.
Speaker 3: Let him have it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can have it, sir.
Speaker 2: Is the Cats movie?
Speaker 8: Does it? Does it? Is it just a remake of
Speaker 8: the musical? Yeah, that's why it's weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's not.
Speaker 6: The musical is kind of terrible, But it was like
Speaker 6: it basically had Broadway live talent. You have to be
Speaker 6: an incredible talent to be in it because they're making
Speaker 6: those people do all the ship. That's you know, the
Speaker 6: dancing is amazing in the and obviously you have to
Speaker 6: sing and stuff.
Speaker 3: We got to be able to lick your own butthole.
Speaker 3: I mean that itself.
Speaker 4: This is a ship based episode. If I've ever heard one,
Speaker 4: it's the what do they call that in music?
Speaker 2: It's the scot come on.
Speaker 8: Yes, sometimes funs sometimes funds.
Speaker 4: The light motif like a fucking asshole.
Speaker 9: I like that Scatman John song because it's actually very
Speaker 9: empowering if you listen to the lyrics.
Speaker 3: What's that? What do you hear that?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 4: And that's you find that empowering.
Speaker 9: The verses if you read the verses, he had a
Speaker 9: really bad stutter and the song is all like everybody
Speaker 9: stutter is one way or the other. So check out
Speaker 9: my message to you. As a matter of fact, don't
Speaker 9: let nothing hold you back. But Scatman can do it,
Speaker 9: so can you. It's all about like him getting over
Speaker 9: his stutter by scatting.
Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, it's a very it's a very empowering song.
Speaker 9: I always felt like no karaoke bocus ever had it,
Speaker 9: but I feel like if you could pull off that
Speaker 9: song of karaoke, you could end the night.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, because everyone has laughed.
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly is there is there some underlying self help
Speaker 8: message to the open the door, get on the floor.
Speaker 2: Everybody walked the Dinosaur boom. I remember just wanting to
Speaker 2: leave the earth.
Speaker 8: Not in a suiciety way, but there was that era
Speaker 8: of music where it was the Macarena and then everybody
Speaker 8: walked the Dinosaur Ye, all those songs.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, ivery this this place isn't made for me.
Speaker 6: It's kind of it was like almost like a post
Speaker 6: Barney reality that we all went into, where it's like,
Speaker 6: maybe things should just be for children.
Speaker 4: Maybe everything should be for children.
Speaker 3: It does feel good to acknowledge the existence of evolution, though.
Speaker 6: Yes, it also feels so good to go hey. I
Speaker 6: was in the grocery store and the Macarena came on,
Speaker 6: and I was like, this is the most irritating song
Speaker 6: of all time, except when when that one guy.
Speaker 4: Goes it like comes and it goes out by itself.
Speaker 3: I can't not do that.
Speaker 4: All the parts are good.
Speaker 3: I went.
Speaker 9: I went to, uh, this will tie in the Macarena
Speaker 9: and my weird witch friend that plants blood all over
Speaker 9: family so she she's friends with a bunch of influencer witches,
Speaker 9: which is is the thing, and so sometimes she'll be like, hey,
Speaker 9: you want to come to a thing with me? And
Speaker 9: I'm always like absolutely, and I want to see this
Speaker 9: whole world. So the other night we went to there's
Speaker 9: this new I don't even know it is. There's an
Speaker 9: exclusive club called Cloak and Dagger. Have you heard about
Speaker 9: this place. It's it's like a goth witch club in Hollywood.
Speaker 3: It's it's a real piece of ship. But you the rules.
Speaker 9: It's very funny because you have to wear all black
Speaker 9: and you cannot take photos. If you take photos, your
Speaker 9: membership will be revoked and you have.
Speaker 2: To become a member.
Speaker 9: Well you'd be a member or you've been the list
Speaker 9: of a member, but also if you're on the list,
Speaker 9: they also need your Instagram handle because they have to
Speaker 9: look up how many followers you have and that's how.
Speaker 3: But everything.
Speaker 4: Then you can't take pictures, that's nic, but.
Speaker 3: They have they have a photographer walking around all.
Speaker 4: Night so that you have to pay for the pictures.
Speaker 3: Basically, yeah, so it was a real shit show.
Speaker 9: But there was like the music they were playing was
Speaker 9: like you know, your your your goth hits that you
Speaker 9: would expect, like your beautiful people with MARYL.
Speaker 3: Manson, like your ni inch nails closer all that stuff.
Speaker 9: But then there'd be like Britney Spears in the middle,
Speaker 9: but then they would have like the same The DJ
Speaker 9: was like kept everything at the same beats. There's this weird,
Speaker 9: like kind of goth beat throughout every song. I kept
Speaker 9: being like, are they Gonnay top forty? They're gonna play
Speaker 9: like the Chaha slide or something was gonna have topic?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 9: Every guy was wearing vests yeah yeah, and they thought
Speaker 9: they had colts where they just had ponytails.
Speaker 3: Like that's what was going on. Wow.
Speaker 9: I was stayed for about seventy five minutes and then
Speaker 9: I was like, I can't meet anybody else without laughing
Speaker 9: in their faces.
Speaker 3: I'm exhausted from trying to be good.
Speaker 9: Also, the Angela's friend Melissa had like a table with
Speaker 9: bottle service, and I don't drink, so I just drink
Speaker 9: all their orange juice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I just drank. That's that's my move at
Speaker 3: a club, but you just drink all the mixers.
Speaker 4: So sorry. Aside from like say dancing or drinking, what.
Speaker 3: Is that club for? What would you do there?
Speaker 9: I think it's for people in there. It's like to
Speaker 9: feel like you're real, a real GOTHI person, Like everyone
Speaker 9: is wearing black and just like very dour. And then
Speaker 9: you would just meet I was like, oh, i'll I
Speaker 9: and I am I'm a sarcastic person, but my personality
Speaker 9: is much too sunny for a place like that.
Speaker 3: And I'd meet somebody like, OHI I'm Brandy. How you doing.
Speaker 3: Oh hi, I'm a member here, and I'd be like, cool,
Speaker 3: do you have a name?
Speaker 9: Everybody like looked like they were just everyone's waiting for
Speaker 9: an vampire. It looked if like the bar from True
Speaker 9: Blood was made by Renaissance Festival.
Speaker 3: People like, that's the vibe that it has.
Speaker 8: Some style questions, Yes, are there steampunk goggles on heads?
Speaker 3: I didn't see any goggles. It was a lot of
Speaker 3: there were top hats. Okay, I didn't see any goggles
Speaker 3: on the top hats.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of.
Speaker 9: Mesh, a lot of pleather, a lot of those like
Speaker 9: like gotty messy pigtails.
Speaker 8: Yeah, how about giant flared out Jenco sized pants but
Speaker 8: with straps hanging down the side.
Speaker 9: There was definitely bells and whistles hanging off of pants,
Speaker 9: but they weren't like the bit they're more tight fitting.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, yeah, elsewhere everyone slimmed up.
Speaker 3: It was really funny.
Speaker 6: Do you think this is kind of like an S
Speaker 6: and M club for a starter SMM club for cowards?
Speaker 4: It felt like it.
Speaker 3: It felt like it was definitely going to get there.
Speaker 9: I left right right after midnight because at midnight they
Speaker 9: turned down the music and the DJ like let everybody
Speaker 9: in like a like a prayer about like I don't know,
Speaker 9: like finding your potential for the year or something.
Speaker 3: What. Yeah, it was weird at the club.
Speaker 4: He turned down everything.
Speaker 3: It was. I was rolling my eyes so hard.
Speaker 9: I was like, this is this has been an entertaining hour.
Speaker 9: But then I got my lift to go to go home,
Speaker 9: and the guys in the lift, God, sounds fun and
Speaker 9: I was like, no, I'm shooting. I'm shooting on this
Speaker 9: thing with you.
Speaker 3: Stop it.
Speaker 4: You would be great. Is if they had that club.
Speaker 6: And then there was a section of roped off section
Speaker 6: outside filled with bullies.
Speaker 4: Left they just got the ship beating out.
Speaker 3: I mean that's chad, just like high school.
Speaker 6: Okay, everybody get ready because we're coming up to the
Speaker 6: order thing.
Speaker 3: And I've never been here before.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: This is so exciting.
Speaker 6: Should we get a box of minis then we can
Speaker 6: have one of everything?
Speaker 4: Are you okay not getting your very favorite thing?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm gonna eat whatever we get very step you.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
Speaker 6: Then let's do a box of minis so that we're
Speaker 6: not like perfect and you could bring them to the show.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'll be a hero. I love walking into a
Speaker 3: place with food.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people love it.
Speaker 9: Sheels really good person. I've only seen it go really
Speaker 9: badly once. I was in a festival in Atlanta and
Speaker 9: me and James Fritz had come from a different show
Speaker 9: and we're going to like the house everybody was staying
Speaker 9: and James is like, not this person.
Speaker 10: But he was like, yeah, let's go to crystals. I'm
Speaker 10: gonna buy like forty dollars worth of crystals one in
Speaker 10: the morning. We're gonna be the heroes the party. And
Speaker 10: he was so excited and he spent forty dollars on crystals.
Speaker 10: We're about to order, I will.
Speaker 6: Hi, can we get a box, like a variety box
Speaker 6: of the minis? Yeah?
Speaker 3: For the minis, we have chocolate and the that's perfect.
Speaker 1: You want beach?
Speaker 3: Great?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 3: Anything else, that's gonna be it. No, thank does anybody
Speaker 3: want to drink?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you? I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Wait, wake up? Did we just get twenty five donuts?
Speaker 3: Twenty tiny donut? Twenty oh?
Speaker 8: They listed four different ones five beach that's twenty.
Speaker 3: Math math right now? Okay, sorry, no, that's fine.
Speaker 9: So Fritz he buys he buys forty dollars forth of crystals,
Speaker 9: which crystals is like a lot of like.
Speaker 3: Mini cheeseburgers and stuff rolled to the party.
Speaker 9: Uh, Dave Stone had just put out a bunch of
Speaker 9: barbecue that he had finished making. Oh no, one ate
Speaker 9: Fritz's crystals, and then he just sadly ate forty dollars
Speaker 9: worth of crystals in.
Speaker 4: Corner because Steve Son's a great cook.
Speaker 3: Right, an amazing cook? Yeah? Wow, yeah, yeah, that's the
Speaker 3: word it was.
Speaker 9: I laughed in first his face all night long, could
Speaker 9: not stop laughing at him.
Speaker 3: He was He's like, I've never done the before and
Speaker 3: I'll never do it again. Yeah.
Speaker 4: They really bit him in the ass.
Speaker 3: They really did.
Speaker 2: There's one time I went to a birthday party my
Speaker 2: mom gave me.
Speaker 8: She had made suckers like lollipops where there's like there's
Speaker 8: shape like something you poured candy into a yeah, metal perimeter. Yeah,
Speaker 8: and they were peppermint or spearmint or cinnamon flavored and
Speaker 8: she maybe put too much of that in it, and
Speaker 8: every kid was like crying their mouth it. It was
Speaker 8: like I got pepper straight in the mouth and I
Speaker 8: was the one that like crying, Like they had to
Speaker 8: get picked up and taken them home.
Speaker 4: You shut that birthday party down.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I really just want to be a hit and it
Speaker 2: just never happened.
Speaker 3: Have you guys noticed the phenomenon?
Speaker 9: And it's not just in Los Angeles, but I noticed
Speaker 9: it mostly here where the pretty girl will bring like
Speaker 9: a cake or something that she's made to a party
Speaker 9: but then not eat it, but then watch you eat it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh right, I've seen that at eating at gunpoint
Speaker 8: I caught.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate it. I'm like, why don't you eat
Speaker 3: your cake? Oh no, you want to get off and.
Speaker 9: Like watching me eat it and like see how much
Speaker 9: self control you have not eat your beautiful cake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it happens.
Speaker 4: It made it. That's this whole town.
Speaker 8: And then they ask you to slowly describe the flavor
Speaker 8: and then they say slower.
Speaker 4: Say it again British accent where you know what's funny.
Speaker 6: I went through a phase in the nineties. I used
Speaker 6: to make everybody their birthday cake.
Speaker 3: Oh care are you aoake? Are you a baker?
Speaker 4: I had a heart Well you know what it was.
Speaker 6: I I do like to bake, but it bothered me.
Speaker 6: We'd have these birthday parties and it would just be
Speaker 6: all people getting shit faced and stuff, and I'd be like, no,
Speaker 6: we should it's really their birthday, like we should.
Speaker 3: Be it's fun.
Speaker 6: And the first one was because I think it was
Speaker 6: for I made Paul Tompkins a birthday cake that was
Speaker 6: the poster for Jaws, and it was it was not
Speaker 6: that realistic. I mean, I wasn't that good of an artist.
Speaker 6: So we did it with like and it was me again,
Speaker 6: me and Danny Sibios.
Speaker 3: But we did it with like.
Speaker 4: We kind of drew the icing. Danny was a pretty
Speaker 4: good artist.
Speaker 6: I cut out the lady, a picture of the lady
Speaker 6: and stuck it in.
Speaker 4: It was like paper at the top, the lady swimming.
Speaker 6: But for the for the shark's teeth, I've stuck in
Speaker 6: slivered almonds, so it actually looked like shark teeth. A
Speaker 6: great idea, and then once I did that and people
Speaker 6: went fucking batshit for it, then I was like, well,
Speaker 6: now I'm making cakes. So every time I'd be like,
Speaker 6: what's your cake going to be? And one time it
Speaker 6: was I think it was David Cross's birthday. I was
Speaker 6: gonna make this cake. It was gonna be a different design.
Speaker 6: And then the cake when it baked, it rose and
Speaker 6: then broke in half. And it wasn't doing it at
Speaker 6: the beginning, and then as it was cooling, it was
Speaker 6: just breaking more and more.
Speaker 3: So then I turned it into.
Speaker 6: A battle scene where it was soldier shooting across like
Speaker 6: a ravine.
Speaker 2: Was little army man, it was that you did.
Speaker 6: That's Antito was sorry it was Yeah, it was no
Speaker 6: cowboys and Indians shooting across the ravine.
Speaker 2: That's what a great save.
Speaker 4: It all became about me really at the end of the.
Speaker 2: Day, about saving the day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that sounds amazing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I need to see more arts and crafts out
Speaker 8: of you in twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: I'll do my best, I think, you know.
Speaker 6: You know it's funny my sister got me a watercolor
Speaker 6: kit for Christmas because she's like, I think you'd like
Speaker 6: to do it, and I was just like, really, I've
Speaker 6: never said that in my life, but actually, now that
Speaker 6: you mentioned, I will.
Speaker 4: Like to do it.
Speaker 3: That sounds great.
Speaker 9: I used to do Bob Roth's paintings at Michael's Crafts
Speaker 9: when I was in middle school.
Speaker 6: Did you there's a show in New York that's the
Speaker 6: Bob Ross Challenge and everyone tries to paint the same
Speaker 6: painting at one show at one time.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's fine.
Speaker 9: This was like a teacher that because there's Bob Roth
Speaker 9: certified teachers, you had to be certified by the Bob Roths.
Speaker 4: Is that true?
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, yeah, there's like an academy in a class
Speaker 3: that you had to take. But I think that's thirteen.
Speaker 4: Pretty sure I.
Speaker 2: Should do that.
Speaker 3: I mean it was very soothing. I have like four
Speaker 3: my parents still have four of them at my dad's house.
Speaker 4: Did you do pretty good? Are you playing cardy green Trees?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, little happy trees.
Speaker 9: I'll send you some pictures of those, Steve and I
Speaker 9: just took photos actually when I was home.
Speaker 3: My signature is way too big because I was in
Speaker 3: sixth grade and you're into it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly, But I got some pretty good Bob Rank
Speaker 9: you so much.
Speaker 2: Did they use a lot of sponges? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: these are adorable.
Speaker 3: Let me see it.
Speaker 2: Look at these little guys.
Speaker 4: I have a couple of knapkins in here. They're absolutely precious.
Speaker 3: They're so cute. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, well, people get people don't like eating noises.
Speaker 2: Right, it sounds like we're doing makeout fully where.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but we can fucking cut it for one second,
Speaker 6: because you can't sit with no.
Speaker 2: We got a park in an empty parking lot. Crack
Speaker 2: this baby over.
Speaker 3: I mean that's how you beat donuts.
Speaker 4: Look at the west Helm. Okay, well we'll do this.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna rip this one in half.
Speaker 2: We are eating a box of donuts.
Speaker 1: Everybody hat Danner Listeners Engineer Stephen Ray Morris here to
Speaker 1: say that if you hate hate the sounds of chewing
Speaker 1: and eating, I'd suggest you skip ahead about two minutes
Speaker 1: and then you'd be good. Thanks, and now back to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: Well these smell good.
Speaker 4: God, I'm taking a straight up glaze.
Speaker 2: Oh I want there's a Simpsons one. Yeah, I gotta
Speaker 2: take a big Simpsons one.
Speaker 3: Do it?
Speaker 9: Here you go, I'm gonna get a chocolate glaze.
Speaker 3: Well, it's amazing. This isn't really good. These are so
Speaker 3: fucking good.
Speaker 8: Wow, I'm really worried that I'm getting frosting on your car,
Speaker 8: but I think it's just getting on my shirt and pants.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, don't worry about it.
Speaker 8: But before we take off, I might get out and
Speaker 8: shake because this is a This is a this is crispy,
Speaker 8: creamy and flake.
Speaker 3: Oh good, they're really good.
Speaker 2: Man, You guys won't hold the box.
Speaker 4: I should totally hold the box for one second.
Speaker 3: So this kind of gonna do anything else? Do?
Speaker 7: You're good?
Speaker 3: Okay? What's in the box?
Speaker 4: Even we made your break the.
Speaker 2: Maybe eat twice on.
Speaker 3: This podcast as a producer, this is difficult for you. Well,
Speaker 3: it's good. I feel like I've been I feel like
Speaker 3: I've been in church with you guys, the real comedy
Speaker 3: church situation. That's what's going on, right.
Speaker 4: We want to be full service as a podcast.
Speaker 6: And if eating donuts along with you does that remembering
Speaker 6: the rest of each the mike and I'll be like,
Speaker 6: these are from you need Ride and everyone's gonna lose
Speaker 6: their minds.
Speaker 3: What Okay, you got to hear about it.
Speaker 9: Next week you'll see you'll feel like shitty time travel.
Speaker 9: I hate the doughnuts they talked about today.
Speaker 2: Oh that was really great.
Speaker 8: You're supposed to experience a sugar high, right, not immediate
Speaker 8: n happiness.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean that might be part of your hut.
Speaker 8: Wow, man, I am I'm a sleepy dog. Well that
Speaker 8: was a fun don'nu at break and I'm glad we
Speaker 8: took it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, you know what, sometimes you just got to
Speaker 6: say what the fuck?
Speaker 8: Also, the traffic was that was so my resolution this
Speaker 8: year say what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Just say it with Mark Maron. So you just took
Speaker 3: care of it with Mark.
Speaker 9: Yeah, one time I told him that whenever I listened
Speaker 9: to the podcast, I put it on one and a
Speaker 9: half speed because it makes him sound caffeinated and optimistic.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
Speaker 4: And he stared at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Basically, he gets his gat food at the same place
Speaker 9: that my dog.
Speaker 3: Food is from.
Speaker 9: There's a place called Rock Dog and Eagle Rock, owned
Speaker 9: by a comedian.
Speaker 3: He's always there, and Bill Dwyer is there often too.
Speaker 6: Bill Dwyer is one of the greatest stand ups of
Speaker 6: all time.
Speaker 3: It's a sweetheart. I miss him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I miss him too. He's still alive and well,
Speaker 2: we just don't Oh yeah, there's so many people. We
Speaker 2: don't just run into it anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Bill's well Rock Dog and Cat and Eagle Rock Goldwires.
Speaker 9: Often they're hanging out because he owned him and the
Speaker 9: owner of that place.
Speaker 3: They own a dog walking company together. Oh really, Who's
Speaker 3: who owns the place?
Speaker 9: Peter Ohm not Gonna was his last name. He's a comedian
Speaker 9: though older comedian, kind of bald. Gotcha from Boston originally.
Speaker 9: I think that's why he knows Marble.
Speaker 2: Dwire co owns say dog walking company.
Speaker 4: Huh oh wow, that's great, very smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a good, good fellow.
Speaker 9: I remember when I met him because he's one of
Speaker 9: the hosts of the original BattleBots, which.
Speaker 3: Is one of my favorite TV shows.
Speaker 9: I remember being like, you host some battle Bots, and
Speaker 9: he was like, you give a shit about that show.
Speaker 9: It's like I it's robots beating at each other, which
Speaker 9: is I think is the only way that humans survived
Speaker 9: that we turn the robots against each other.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and also I love I got a lot of
Speaker 9: opinions about BattleBots because like you'd have the people that
Speaker 9: would make the wedge, and the wedge always wins. Some
Speaker 9: people would have like Thezar, like the slipless less Lamor
Speaker 9: that would slam down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they could get under it, because I'll get under
Speaker 3: and flip it over.
Speaker 2: It's a ramp driving towards you.
Speaker 3: You have no chance, Yeah, exactly. I just saw the
Speaker 3: gift of.
Speaker 4: The upsetting robot dog things that they.
Speaker 6: Make all the way they move, except for there's that
Speaker 6: classic gift where someone put a banana peel.
Speaker 4: Down and it just slips and falls and it's over.
Speaker 9: Ye.
Speaker 6: Like it's like they're very scary except for if they
Speaker 6: if they encounter kind of anything yeah, yeah, and then
Speaker 6: it just goes like that, Yeah, you can't get back up.
Speaker 3: Makes me feel good, Yes, we can still take that.
Speaker 6: I think they've hopefully they've built in a couple of
Speaker 6: those like once they slip on a banana, it's dead
Speaker 6: forever type of things.
Speaker 2: Right right where you can't laugh.
Speaker 9: And a robot well, I hope they let the robot apocalypse.
Speaker 9: It's like old timey clown tricks are the only way
Speaker 9: to keep them away. So it's like you have to
Speaker 9: have like a Seltz model and like a whip cream
Speaker 9: pie and a banana on you at all and a
Speaker 9: rubber chicken that's how you fight off the robots, that's right,
Speaker 9: because they can't handle shame, just like me, Just like
Speaker 9: me and my mini donuts.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I should have just had two. Three? What's
Speaker 2: too many? Yes?
Speaker 4: Three was definitely a mistake. But but I'm smiling for
Speaker 4: no reason.
Speaker 9: Oh I really or and I can feel them in
Speaker 9: my veins.
Speaker 2: And I know there's chocolate on my teeth.
Speaker 4: So sorry, are we?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Fine, life?
Speaker 3: That's right? Yes? Perfect? Do I mean to pull up
Speaker 3: directions or do you know?
Speaker 4: I think I can do it if it's you say
Speaker 4: it's on.
Speaker 3: It's on bird Bank Boulevard.
Speaker 4: We are yeah, we're still, We're still good.
Speaker 2: It's not even show time. I oh, yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 2: work out perfectly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is great. I'm gonna be on I'm never
Speaker 3: on time for this show and be like, WHOA should
Speaker 3: be good. I'm very excited.
Speaker 4: Do you have new bits for twenty twenty?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh? Do I ever written anything new?
Speaker 4: I've had some great stuff tonight on the show.
Speaker 3: Exactly. It's going to talk about menstru blood and jar.
Speaker 4: Angela stands up in the back. That's my bit.
Speaker 8: I'm so glad when I brought that up. My back
Speaker 8: started to sweat. I'm so glad you had my bag.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, exactly, please please.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just said if I just said mentrual, blood.
Speaker 8: And a jar, You're like, I have no idea what
Speaker 8: you're talking about. It would have been such a Chris
Speaker 8: Fairbanks moment.
Speaker 9: No, no, I not only knew what you were talking about.
Speaker 9: I'm good friends with the person who doesn't.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 9: Okay, Look, this is this is what happens in l A.
Speaker 9: You got, you got a lot of people in your corner.
Speaker 9: She's delightful, she's one of my best friends.
Speaker 6: You people understand no matter what the fuck you're doing.
Speaker 9: Look, all I know is that if somebody fucks with me,
Speaker 9: I got a witch with blood all over Echo Parks.
Speaker 3: That's what my team protection.
Speaker 4: I also like that idea that it's like the way,
Speaker 4: that's how you're going to get your protection.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just because it's why why does that Why is
Speaker 6: that any us valid than putting a weird you know,
Speaker 6: like a wrench in your box or something.
Speaker 9: Well, it's like, what would I rather you do have
Speaker 9: a bunch of jars of blood all over Equo Park
Speaker 9: or have a gun?
Speaker 3: I'd rather you bury a bunch of blood jars all
Speaker 3: over black jars.
Speaker 8: When I'm walking around and I think there's going to
Speaker 8: be a mugger, I just offer him one of my
Speaker 8: mother's secret recipes lollipops.
Speaker 2: It's a slow bird.
Speaker 3: I mean, what a whimsical way of warding off felons.
Speaker 2: You could rub me, but wouldn't you like to lick this?
Speaker 3: But before you do that, there's a lollie instead tongue.
Speaker 2: Now you like our mutual foiled again?
Speaker 3: If you boasted it?
Speaker 6: I think I just wanted to a very light donut coma.
Speaker 2: Yeah, was immediate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's serious.
Speaker 2: It might turn into a donut eight hours sleep.
Speaker 6: That's the beauty of Krispy Kream. And so you don't
Speaker 6: eat melatonin anymore? No, I know, you just gonna peak
Speaker 6: on sugar and then let yourself pass out.
Speaker 3: Really, or will you.
Speaker 8: Guys be furious if I say that was my first
Speaker 8: time I having Christy created whoa.
Speaker 3: Not at all?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't. Then we were here for it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: never special.
Speaker 2: I didn't know they had to drive through either.
Speaker 4: You know, for a first time, I wish that you had.
Speaker 6: Those ones were clearly not straight out of the oven, yeah,
Speaker 6: or whatever friar out of the oven is.
Speaker 8: The people go there at six in the morning to
Speaker 8: get them right, like you wake.
Speaker 2: Up early and put on a special outfit yep.
Speaker 3: Called sweatpants.
Speaker 9: I used to do that in Philly because I went
Speaker 9: to college in Philly, and whenever I do, like film
Speaker 9: shoots and stuff, I'd go up. I just couldn't sleep
Speaker 9: the night before shooting something, so I'd go to the
Speaker 9: soft pretzel factory and get a box of soft pretzels
Speaker 9: for a crew at like five point thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3: When they opened, they were hot, hot out of the
Speaker 3: practic factory, a bunch of mustards and stuff. How big, Oh,
Speaker 3: just big, big, big, big.
Speaker 9: Old pretzel, the big ones, the big ones covered in salt,
Speaker 9: so good.
Speaker 6: I just love a hot pretzel. I call them hot pretzels. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I think you're supposed to say soft, but I call
Speaker 6: them hot pretzels.
Speaker 4: I love them so much.
Speaker 6: It's so odd and like and the gastro pubby type places.
Speaker 3: They're all the rage now.
Speaker 4: So everyone has a pretzel these days.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love them so much.
Speaker 4: They're the best.
Speaker 3: I like them. I like them. They're like pizza to me.
Speaker 9: Where it's like I don't even a bad salt pretzel
Speaker 9: is still an amazing soft pretzel.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mentioned this before.
Speaker 8: But speaking of pretzels and pizza, my sister when we'd
Speaker 8: eat pizza out as a family, because I was a kid,
Speaker 8: she would make me ask for mustard Pizza Hut or
Speaker 8: or Godfather's Pizza. I think it usually was, which was embarrassing.
Speaker 8: But if you put mustard on a pizza crust, it
Speaker 8: just turns into a pretzel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, minus the salt in the shape.
Speaker 9: Well, Pizza Hut has a taste. Pizza Hut has a
Speaker 9: pretzel crust. Now, as my sister invent at that, she
Speaker 9: should have gotten the patent. She would have nailed it.
Speaker 9: Wait have you tried it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Oh, I wonder if that's good.
Speaker 3: I did try the cheese It pizza that some one
Speaker 3: of them did.
Speaker 9: I did a podcast where they ordered it, and it's
Speaker 9: like a giant cheese it filled with cheese.
Speaker 3: And pepperoni, and like it made me feel crazy. Yes,
Speaker 3: my heart was beating.
Speaker 9: I drank five blusses of water afterwards.
Speaker 2: Crust filled.
Speaker 8: You said, a giant cheese filled with cheese, And that
Speaker 8: was just immediately made me really happy.
Speaker 4: I thought, you said it's a giant cheese.
Speaker 3: It is a giant cheese.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 3: It's a cheese. It it's a cheat giant cheese.
Speaker 9: It with like the the with like a mozzarella.
Speaker 3: I think it might be a pizza.
Speaker 4: Hut dish that can't taste it good.
Speaker 3: It can't know. It wasn't very good. It tasted like
Speaker 3: a bad mozzarella stick.
Speaker 9: Yeah, because like the outside of a mozrel stick kind
Speaker 9: of is a little bit cheesier different.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 9: It was bad, But I ate it on one microphone.
Speaker 3: I'm just eating a lot of stuff on mics. That's more.
Speaker 9: That's my twenty twenty resolution is more eating on microphone.
Speaker 6: Stephen's digging his fingernails into his palms right now.
Speaker 8: Well, I think everyone wants to do a diet thing
Speaker 8: because over the holidays you're eating all your family's cookies.
Speaker 2: But yeah, my dad and his wife just don't eat much.
Speaker 8: You just they eat like one meal a day, and
Speaker 8: I lost weight over the holiday.
Speaker 2: No, there wasn't really venturing out.
Speaker 8: It's cold outside, so I was like, I have some truscuits,
Speaker 8: maybe a thing of string cheese, and go to bed.
Speaker 2: Perfect came back seven pounds slider. See.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately, my sister, being a grammar school teacher, her house
Speaker 6: is filled with everything from her first day of break
Speaker 6: because she gets a thousand presents and all the presents
Speaker 6: are like a mug filled with her she's kisses, blah
Speaker 6: blah blah whatever. And then she does those cookie swaps
Speaker 6: where everyone bakes cookies and then gives each other, you know,
Speaker 6: half a dozen of each one. So she had so
Speaker 6: much stuff at her house, my favorite being those peanut
Speaker 6: butter cookies that they stick of her she's kissed. So
Speaker 6: I basically combined the two.
Speaker 2: Those were at the house. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those things are good. Those things rule. We just
Speaker 3: drove past the good night. I just I wanted you
Speaker 3: to get.
Speaker 4: Your cookie story out. So worth it, so worth it.
Speaker 4: I should have driven a thousand miles for that.
Speaker 3: But if you.
Speaker 9: Perfect, you could probably go through this funny Yeah.
Speaker 4: Is it on this side of the street or other?
Speaker 3: It's on this side of the street.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just a sketchy alleyway sketchy away.
Speaker 2: You're not afraid of an alley, you're just the guy from.
Speaker 4: I paid for this fucking alley with my taxes. I
Speaker 4: lived in Burbank for years.
Speaker 3: My you take a left here and it's like the
Speaker 3: next block.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, back that way.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, see what I can do a little, like,
Speaker 6: see what we can do with this blue neon signing faster?
Speaker 4: Everybody on Burbank Boulevard is going a million.
Speaker 3: Miles a blue neon sign to the left.
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh cool? Little is this gonna work as a
Speaker 4: drop off?
Speaker 3: And wait?
Speaker 4: Are you too early?
Speaker 3: I mean I'm a few minutes early, but I can
Speaker 3: be early for a show for once in my life.
Speaker 4: Oh well, we can also just sit here.
Speaker 3: I'm more than happy to also just sit here.
Speaker 9: Those the doughnuts shifting around.
Speaker 4: Everyone needs two more donuts. Let's see what happens.
Speaker 6: I don't think I no, no, I don't think I
Speaker 6: should No, I can't have anymore.
Speaker 3: I think, uh, I still feel it in my veins.
Speaker 6: But they were I mean, I'm telling you, these are
Speaker 6: mini donuts, like smaller than your palm.
Speaker 9: It wasn't like, you know, I think they ate the
Speaker 9: equivalent of one donut, but I think one Krispy Kreme doughnut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just it is a lot.
Speaker 2: Alf The enjoyment is just many.
Speaker 3: You know I love miniatures, War's favorite miniature.
Speaker 2: Oh just dollhouse furniture.
Speaker 8: That doughnut is small enough to where it was just
Speaker 8: made me think of a better, smaller.
Speaker 3: Time when things were small.
Speaker 9: A group of houses from a horse farm that had
Speaker 9: a miniature pony at it.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 3: I was growing up also.
Speaker 9: And right before I was born, there was also a
Speaker 9: retired circus lion that lived there, but he died shortly
Speaker 9: before I was born.
Speaker 3: I would always hear about the retired circus line.
Speaker 2: It would just hang out smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 3: Do you think he was happy? I think so.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's idiot.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well that guy the whole thing, Oh my god, wow,
Speaker 8: everyone we are witnessing amazing.
Speaker 3: Burbank Boulevard is a wild as hell time right now.
Speaker 4: Why because he's parking terribly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was a huge spot. It was a
Speaker 2: huge spot.
Speaker 4: It was so big, it was a huge shop.
Speaker 3: But he couldn't do.
Speaker 6: It in front of two comics, knowing he would be
Speaker 6: ship one or not being able to parallel park.
Speaker 9: This place is great for a bunch of comics just
Speaker 9: talking and smoking outside that place.
Speaker 2: That guy we did almost witness the guy getting hit
Speaker 2: by a car. Yeah, that was very real.
Speaker 6: But also, why are you walking across Bourbon Boulevard in
Speaker 6: the dark with your hood up thinking that all these
Speaker 6: cars are going eighty Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, while he had a bucket of ice cream or popcorn?
Speaker 3: Did he? Yeah? Yeah, I hit some treat, some kind
Speaker 3: of treat with him.
Speaker 4: I have to say this too. You just said bucket
Speaker 4: of popcorn.
Speaker 6: This thing happened in my stomach and now I'm starving
Speaker 6: and it's those fucking donuts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is how my system works. It's just like, oh,
Speaker 4: a little bit of sugar, go go.
Speaker 6: Now, things awful. Second, that guy Brandon, oh.
Speaker 3: Looks like it might not It might be.
Speaker 2: Around. He has a bit of a tough guy walk.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: There is another guy that looks like him and Thelouet
Speaker 9: named Ian Ager. That's a younger comic who was one
Speaker 9: of the co hosts of the show. So it's him
Speaker 9: and the guy.
Speaker 3: Got a comic named Joe Kay who started comedy because
Speaker 3: of me. Yeah.
Speaker 9: He came to a picture of this and was like,
Speaker 9: I want to do comedy, So we started going to
Speaker 9: open mics after that.
Speaker 3: I'm inspirational.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I had a lot of people in l a
Speaker 9: younger comics tell me that I was the first person
Speaker 9: that was nice to them in Los Angeles, and I'm
Speaker 9: always like, oh, well, look how far it's gotten me.
Speaker 6: I actually recently had someone tell tell me I was
Speaker 6: the one like nice person to them in the shitty
Speaker 6: clicky circle.
Speaker 4: That we were in the in the like the Largo era.
Speaker 4: And when he was telling me, I was just like,
Speaker 4: I'm positive you're thinking of somebody else. I just was
Speaker 4: not a nice person, Like, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: This is possible.
Speaker 3: I love the idea of it, though.
Speaker 6: In the in the middle of all my like I'm
Speaker 6: just vicious to everyone around me, my closest friends.
Speaker 4: But then there's like a one comic that was like, hey,
Speaker 4: what's up, how are you? I hope you're doing good.
Speaker 4: Everyone else monk away from me.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 4: Now someone over there is wearing a scarf, and that's.
Speaker 3: Oh what, who could be wearing a scarf?
Speaker 4: Is this a high class show?
Speaker 3: No, that's definitely not true.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just a scarf for warmth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it is a little chilly out it is.
Speaker 3: It's not very cold here.
Speaker 2: I just came from a place that was ten degrees.
Speaker 3: It's still cold. It's still cold. That's awful. I really
Speaker 3: want to go to the show. You should come in.
Speaker 4: I want to, but but these guys need to. I
Speaker 4: have to drive these guys.
Speaker 3: Oh, come back, maybe I will. You should. Maybe I will,
Speaker 3: you should. It's to be a good time. I'll hang out.
Speaker 3: I'll hang out if you come back, okay, yeah, perfect?
Speaker 3: Hell yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Maybe you'll get on stage and.
Speaker 4: Stand up fifteen new minutes.
Speaker 3: I'll be Yeah, it'll the whole time, no pain at all,
Speaker 3: it'll be awful.
Speaker 4: At what was I watching?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Shit, you guys, have you seen the amazing Jonathan documentary?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I want to, you have to. It's so good. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's so great.
Speaker 2: Well, there's a couple of them.
Speaker 8: One that guy I can't remember the comic that name,
Speaker 8: but they were both came out at the same time.
Speaker 2: This one on Hulu on Amazon.
Speaker 6: The one on Hulu is about the ones coming out
Speaker 6: at the same time.
Speaker 4: It's amazing.
Speaker 6: It's basically like the guy thinking he was the guy
Speaker 6: and then learning he wasn't.
Speaker 2: That's what I saw. Is that what you were talking about?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it reminded me because watching him, he was
Speaker 6: like going back on stage because he's you know, got
Speaker 6: a terminal illness and and he is.
Speaker 4: Like, I just got to get it back up there.
Speaker 6: And I just watching him going like that the differences
Speaker 6: that you're actually doing it, because it's like it sucks
Speaker 6: so bad. He was like, you know, at the height
Speaker 6: of his shit in the like eighties late eighties, right,
Speaker 6: he was like on every TV show.
Speaker 4: He was like so huge, and now he's.
Speaker 6: Just back like with his props doing his magic in
Speaker 6: like it for a room full of thirty people or whatever,
Speaker 6: where I was just like, it's just so fucking gutsy
Speaker 6: to return after basically you know, like I don't know,
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 9: It's just so Yeah, he's one of the It's funny
Speaker 9: because people like to be like my favorite, my favorite.
Speaker 3: Comunions like prior Carlin.
Speaker 9: But I'm like, well the age that I am amazing Jonathan, Yeah,
Speaker 9: Dana Carvey, that like Chopping Broccoli special. Oh yeah, that
Speaker 9: is like I've watched that stand up social more than
Speaker 9: anything else, I think, because it was just always on
Speaker 9: Comedy Central when I was homesick high school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is probably the biggest comedy special to me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there was a there was a special we used
Speaker 6: to watch constantly called the Paragon of comedy. And it
Speaker 6: was this guy who was from the Groundlings, and it
Speaker 6: was it was the mid eighties and his name was
Speaker 6: John Paragon and he was John By on Peewee's Playhouse
Speaker 6: the g Yeah, yeah, he and but this was basically
Speaker 6: they were I think they were all the Groundlings together.
Speaker 6: So because because Paul Rubins is in this with John Paragon,
Speaker 6: but it's John Peregon show. And we watched it and
Speaker 6: quoted it, and I thought it was like the pinnacle
Speaker 6: of comedy.
Speaker 4: And when I.
Speaker 3: Went back and watched it.
Speaker 6: Like recently, I was just like, oh no, like it's
Speaker 6: just all way over developed, characters kind of doing nothing
Speaker 6: and like doing it like Valley girl voice, Like that's
Speaker 6: the entire sketches Valley Girl voice.
Speaker 4: It was hilarious. But we thought it was like so brilliant.
Speaker 8: God, I feel like I've seen it. It's that rings
Speaker 8: a bell there, it's so distant.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: The stand up that stood out to me the most
Speaker 8: was just stand up was on MTV The A List
Speaker 8: and the half hour Comedy Hour. Yeah with the I
Speaker 8: forget the host, but yeah, I just remember those so vividly.
Speaker 2: I wonder if I went back and watched them.
Speaker 6: Didn't David Spade host half hour Comedy Hour the first
Speaker 6: time around?
Speaker 4: Or Paul Pravenza, Boy.
Speaker 3: Not gonna will tell you.
Speaker 4: You just keeping I just keep naming people.
Speaker 2: No, they all hosted those things.
Speaker 3: I think they did.
Speaker 6: Half hour Comedy Hour works was actually like the week
Speaker 6: I start I think I've told this story, but the
Speaker 6: week I.
Speaker 4: Started stand up because I'd wanted.
Speaker 6: To do it since I was like twelve, and I
Speaker 6: finally did it when I was nineteen, and I was.
Speaker 4: So stoked and I really thought.
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm I'm so groundbreaking, I'm like the
Speaker 6: first female comment to be like me on stage. And
Speaker 6: then literally like four days later, I saw Jeanine's half
Speaker 6: hour Comedy Hour, and I burst into tears and ran out,
Speaker 6: and all my friends gave me shit for so long
Speaker 6: because I was just like, I was like.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of cool and bitchy and blah blah blah and.
Speaker 6: This and that, and then it's like Janine with these
Speaker 6: unbelievable jokes, Like all her jokes were like so rocksal
Speaker 6: but also interesting and new, and I was just like saying, like, oh,
Speaker 6: I don't have to stop doing this I'm not only
Speaker 6: not the first, I'm like a pale comparison, pale version.
Speaker 9: Remember when I when I first started, I didn't know
Speaker 9: how to do stand I didn't get in the stand ups.
Speaker 9: I took like a four week workshop of the Io West,
Speaker 9: and our teacher was kind of like a road road lady.
Speaker 3: So not not great, not my not my taste, I'll
Speaker 3: say that way.
Speaker 4: There's many styles, many styles, and so who the fuck.
Speaker 6: Is anyone to teach anybody.
Speaker 9: I spent four weeks arguing with her because I just
Speaker 9: disagreed with every note that she gave me, and I
Speaker 9: just remember her at one point being like, you're one
Speaker 9: of those.
Speaker 3: Gene Ruffalo types. I was like, oh, you say it
Speaker 3: like it's a bad thing.
Speaker 4: One thousand percent.
Speaker 6: Will demand for you to tell me the name of that.
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, that's some guesses. Uh huh. She has a
Speaker 3: kick interact. That's the only clue.
Speaker 6: I'll go, Well, that's funny too, because really, when stand
Speaker 6: up started, there was one style, and then there was
Speaker 6: like slight versions, but for the most part it was
Speaker 6: very stylistically narrow, and then I think yeah, and then
Speaker 6: when the nineties came around, it was suddenly like how
Speaker 6: dare you not be going up going?
Speaker 4: So I got married last week? How dare you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Exactly.
Speaker 9: I just remember arguing every point. She'd like, we'll take
Speaker 9: the joke in this direction, but that's not what I
Speaker 9: want to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When I first moved to l A, there there was
Speaker 2: a woman that a man.
Speaker 8: I'm not going to say her name either, but she
Speaker 8: told me I needed to start doing voices and characters.
Speaker 3: To my character. Right now, I really do.
Speaker 4: The building choking security guard.
Speaker 2: Always got something nuts in his throat.
Speaker 6: Gosh all he's constantly a handful of he's throwing into
Speaker 6: his mouth, and then something bad happened.
Speaker 2: My face is red.
Speaker 3: I have an allergy.
Speaker 4: Actually, why do I keep eating me?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: If you ask I delivered that is That was great. Also,
Speaker 2: my eyes were crossed that whole time.
Speaker 3: You were joking.
Speaker 6: That was her other note, across your eyes while doing comedy.
Speaker 9: I just felt bad for the kid that thought they
Speaker 9: were crossing their eyes. They were just looking down.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't just look at the end of your nose.
Speaker 3: That's not what it is.
Speaker 4: It takes more, you know what's really funny?
Speaker 6: There was one year at the All Jane Comedy Festival
Speaker 6: and Stacy asked Page Hurwitz to do a workshop. So
Speaker 6: it's like you could go, wait, were you there that year?
Speaker 3: I was not there there the Page No.
Speaker 6: All of a sudden, I could see you on that stage,
Speaker 6: like a look on your face, but Pages like, you
Speaker 6: have to do this with me, because I, you know whatever.
Speaker 6: But it was like the lady from you know, A
Speaker 6: Blast Comic standing whatever, and it became it was so
Speaker 6: exciting and fun to be able to tell people like,
Speaker 6: here's why you are good at stand up and here's
Speaker 6: what you're doing that you do not need to fucking
Speaker 6: do that you're only doing so you can survive around
Speaker 6: the dudes that you.
Speaker 4: Are surrounded by doing standups.
Speaker 6: And you have to know the fucking difference because if
Speaker 6: you fucking open with eleven thousand blow job jokes, that's
Speaker 6: fine for the open mic you keep going to, but
Speaker 6: eventually you're going to need to be on television and
Speaker 6: you're going to have to figure out why the fuck
Speaker 6: we should listen to you, aside from the titillation that
Speaker 6: some weirdos will feel. And it was like it I
Speaker 6: didn't realize I was filled to the brim with fucking
Speaker 6: advice for people. And there was a girl that got
Speaker 6: on stage in a costume. It was like an animal costume,
Speaker 6: and then she would talk about it and stuff and
Speaker 6: at the end I just like she finished. Then I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 6: you can't wear that costume.
Speaker 3: Like you don't.
Speaker 6: And then she tried to say like, well, it's just
Speaker 6: it's my thing or you know, it's it's much dick,
Speaker 6: and I was like, no, it's not. It's it's basically
Speaker 6: your delaying doing stand up. Yeah, so either do it
Speaker 6: or don't do it, but there's no costume.
Speaker 3: Yea, was she free? No?
Speaker 4: Was she actually a raccoon?
Speaker 8: Although there was a guy that in Austin who I
Speaker 8: think They did a mystery science theater.
Speaker 2: It was a live show called Mister Sinus Theater and
Speaker 2: it was sold out.
Speaker 8: It was sold it was they were great at it
Speaker 8: and there are skits in between moments in the movie.
Speaker 2: But he only did stand up.
Speaker 8: He was a professor at ut do stand up once
Speaker 8: a year during the contest as Skeletor Curses, but it
Speaker 8: was all jokes about he Man and Castle base Gold.
Speaker 2: But they were good.
Speaker 8: But he had a skeleton mask and everyone he would
Speaker 8: do well in the contest and make get to the finals,
Speaker 8: and all the comics were like.
Speaker 2: No, you can't. He's hiding behind a mask.
Speaker 8: And I'm like, this is different though, because he becomes
Speaker 8: Skeletor writes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just just mentioning it.
Speaker 8: Now, I'm like, that was really a cutting edge for
Speaker 8: early two thousands.
Speaker 2: But it's like he j.
Speaker 6: He was doing a character doing stand up, which is
Speaker 6: still funny because it's almost like you're just doing a
Speaker 6: one man sketch essentially.
Speaker 4: Yeah, which is great.
Speaker 8: It was great and everyone was on board, even if
Speaker 8: they didn't remember The Masters of the Universe.
Speaker 2: The whole collection.
Speaker 4: You just need the voice.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone knew because it was a famous cartoon.
Speaker 2: It was so great.
Speaker 6: There's a gift that's the best and we've way to
Speaker 6: go John that we probably talked about it before, but
Speaker 6: have you seen the one where it's skeleton somebody posted
Speaker 6: as a gift and it was here's the best exit
Speaker 6: of all time and it's Skeletor walking through like what
Speaker 6: looked kind of like a mirror thing. I didn't I
Speaker 6: didn't watch the cartoon, so I'm not sure what the
Speaker 6: plot was, but he walks through this like mirror thing,
Speaker 6: and then his arm reaches Once he's all the way through,
Speaker 6: his arm reaches back through and punches the mirror and
Speaker 6: breaks it so.
Speaker 3: No one else can come through. Have you seen it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: I love it. I can visualize it.
Speaker 6: There's no way I should be describing gifts on the spot,
Speaker 6: yet I'm doing it anyway.
Speaker 8: You did you describe the way so he didn't look back,
Speaker 8: he just punched behind him blindly.
Speaker 6: Well, it just the arm comes so so you, as
Speaker 6: the child viewer watching the cartoon, you're like, skeletor just
Speaker 6: went through that mirror. But so then there's a they left,
Speaker 6: like a two second beat, and then the arm comes
Speaker 6: back through and punches the mirror so that then no
Speaker 6: one else can come through.
Speaker 4: It's really good.
Speaker 3: I like that a lot.
Speaker 4: I think we've we've put you into the cool zone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the right time.
Speaker 8: Right, showing up casually late with a box of donuts,
Speaker 8: not too anxiously early, and you have a box of
Speaker 8: half half a box and we ate most.
Speaker 4: Of the we need to transfer them into.
Speaker 3: A plastic box.
Speaker 2: It's obvious there's much.
Speaker 3: Is in there. There's eight donuts left, twelve of those
Speaker 3: We're fine.
Speaker 4: Good twelve, which means three each.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, yeah.
Speaker 6: This is a great This is also a math show. Well, Brandy,
Speaker 6: we love you. You're the best. Guess you guys a
Speaker 6: very good Just support me just in life plea.
Speaker 9: I've got lots of dates at Brandy Posey dot com
Speaker 9: real quickly. Also, at the end of this month, beginning
Speaker 9: of February, I do a thing called the Vagabonnis Road
Speaker 9: Show where I'm the MC of a bunch of women
Speaker 9: doing acoustic music and it's some of the girls from
Speaker 9: Bad Cop, Bad Cop and the Bottom Pops and like
Speaker 9: punk ladies, and we're doing shows in La San Diego
Speaker 9: and Coasta, Mesa, anywhere those areas.
Speaker 3: The Vagabonni is real show, awesome.
Speaker 6: Donnie is like my Bonnie Lies over the Ocean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like vagabond but we're the Vagabonnies.
Speaker 2: God, I love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a pretty good time.
Speaker 9: Those shows are really really really really really fun and
Speaker 9: we want to make it more of a thing. So
Speaker 9: from there come to that and then brandezzl on Twitter
Speaker 9: and Instagram and Lady the Lady Beautiful.
Speaker 4: I'm in all the ship do it and Chris, what's
Speaker 4: your plug?
Speaker 2: Thank you. I I'm going on tour next month. I'm
Speaker 2: in I'm going to be in Minneapolis. I'm going to
Speaker 2: be in Milwaukee.
Speaker 8: I'm going to be in Denver and Winnipeg and then
Speaker 8: and then in March, I'm in Boise, Idaho. So go
Speaker 8: to my website Chris Faerix dot com.
Speaker 6: Get ready to see all the good comics that you
Speaker 6: love on this podcast in real life.
Speaker 4: Support them. It's where they need you the most. Everybody,
Speaker 4: it is, it is, it is.
Speaker 2: You've been listening to. Do you need a ride? D
Speaker 2: y n they are?
Speaker 4: Are you leave the I you want your way back home?
Speaker 5: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 5: much baggage you claim and give us time and a
Speaker 5: terminol and gayy. We want to send you off InStyle.
Speaker 5: You wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all about it.
Speaker 4: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 3: Malcorn?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 7: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 8: Jade do.
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris.
Speaker 1: Thanks everyone for listening to our first ever two part episode.
Speaker 1: I wanted to plug Chris Fairbanks upcoming tour dates. You
Speaker 1: can find all of them at Chris Fairbanks dot com
Speaker 1: slash Shows. But he's going to be in Milwaukee January
Speaker 1: thirty first through February first, Minneapolis, Minnesota, February seventh through
Speaker 1: the eighth, Denver, Colorado, and February twelfth, Fort Collins, Colorado,
Speaker 1: on February thirteenth, Denver, Colorado on February fourteenth, Denver, Colorado
Speaker 1: again February fifteenth, Boulder, Colorado on February sixteenth, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada,
Speaker 1: February eighteenth through the twenty second, and in Boise, Idaho,
Speaker 1: March fifth through the eighth. So check it out again
Speaker 1: Chris fairbanks dot com slash Shows, and of course wanted
Speaker 1: to shout a couple shows that our amazing guest, hilarious guest,
Speaker 1: Brandy Posey is doing this week in Los Angeles. She's
Speaker 1: going to be at Sissy Fight at eight pm and
Speaker 1: then seven pm in Los Angeles on Friday and eight
Speaker 1: pm in San Diego on Saturday. She's going to be
Speaker 1: doing the Vagabonnies roadshow that she mentioned in the episode.
Speaker 1: So you can check out all of her dates at
Speaker 1: Brandyposey dot com slash tour and as always you can
Speaker 1: get dinar merch at exactly Rightmedia dot com slash merch.
Speaker 1: We'll see you soon. Thank you, and Hong Kong