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Speaker 1: Last time on Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: Welcome?

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Speaker 3: Do you need a ride? Hello? Crazy? What intro?

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Speaker 4: If you had to order a donut right the second?

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Speaker 4: What would you order? Do you guys think we should

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Speaker 4: go to the Krispy Kream drive here right now? Karen

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Speaker 4: mine the most gun?

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Speaker 3: Mom and car?

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Speaker 4: Are you leaving on? You wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way?

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Speaker 5: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage

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Speaker 5: you clean. Give us time and they turning on engage.

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Speaker 5: We want to send you off install. We want to

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Speaker 5: welcome you back home.

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Speaker 6: Tell us all about it?

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Speaker 4: We scared? Or was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Malcorn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 7: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 7: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris? Why am I excited about donut?

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Speaker 8: I gotta go back to drinking vodka?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What's the way? What's the donut? It's just got

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Speaker 2: chocolate nuts on it. It's a chocolate not donut.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the peanuts dice.

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Speaker 3: Your chocolate frosting with nuts on top of the process. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm afraid I like it's a good one.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that is a good one. That's why I was like,

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Speaker 6: your old n jail, I didn't. I'm classic, glazed, old fashioned, OK.

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Speaker 3: I love those.

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Speaker 6: They remind me of like having to get up early

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Speaker 6: for some reason, like camp, You're going to get driven

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Speaker 6: to the airport or some kind of a special occasion,

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Speaker 6: and then that would be either my parents with that

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Speaker 6: and in coffee, or we had to go to the airport.

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Speaker 6: In my family, my aunt Kathleen lived right by SFO

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Speaker 6: and so we'd go to her house first, and she

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Speaker 6: always had donuts and tang.

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Speaker 4: So it's a it's that family thing.

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Speaker 9: Donuts feel like more of a reward to me than

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Speaker 9: most other food because donuts were the thing that we

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Speaker 9: got after church. When I was a kid, My grandmother

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Speaker 9: would always take me and my brother to Dunkin Donuts

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Speaker 9: and we got to pick out a dozen donuts for

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Speaker 9: the family. Yeah, it's kind of why I just like

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Speaker 9: went along with it for a long time.

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Speaker 4: Sure, you're like, I love church.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna white knuckle through the sermon for a

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Speaker 3: jelly donut. We'll get there.

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Speaker 2: I don't want. Yeah, I was trying to think of

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Speaker 2: one I don't want.

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Speaker 9: I only like jelly donuts weirdly add donuts because it's

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Speaker 9: actually a jelly consistency.

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Speaker 2: Oh right, right is there? Is it?

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Speaker 8: Because a lot of them it's like this is fake.

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Speaker 8: It's like to transparent.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I hate that stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's not a fan of jelly. Jelly with chunks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that's what is the donut?

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Speaker 8: That is a twisty situation in its glazed, but then

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Speaker 8: there's some berry swirling going on.

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Speaker 4: You freelance donuts.

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Speaker 3: Freestyle are only employees deserve healthcare.

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Speaker 4: They will not get insurance there.

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Speaker 2: It is something I know it's a famous one.

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Speaker 3: I'm just donuts for all.

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Speaker 4: It's a strawberry Uh twist, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: What's any Claire?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 9: And Claire is like a It's like a log with

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Speaker 9: like a filling inside and chocolate on the top.

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Speaker 3: It has like putting on it. It's like a long

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Speaker 3: Boston cream.

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Speaker 2: We know I don't like pudding.

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Speaker 3: Wait is it pudding or with cream? I think it's

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Speaker 3: a I think it's a pudding.

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Speaker 8: It's because of drama and a buffet of a ranch

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Speaker 8: dressled across the brown.

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Speaker 3: I just don't ever wrong.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you know where do you feel looking at a buffet.

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Speaker 9: When there's ice cream, you get ice cream instead of pudding.

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Speaker 8: I love I had sensitive teeth as a child.

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Speaker 3: Are you and Benjamin Button? I feel like raging back.

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Speaker 6: Now up in nineteen forty five, but I looked like

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Speaker 6: a teenager.

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Speaker 8: Right, well, next year. I can't remember how that movie works.

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Speaker 8: When does he go fly fishing a lot?

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Speaker 4: Oh that's all I never thought that snack three? Okay,

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Speaker 4: river runs through it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, they're all connected.

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Speaker 9: I only like Brad Pitt when he's dirty in a movie,

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Speaker 9: so I don't watch him when he's plenty of clean person.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, although did you see if you see Meet Joe Black?

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Speaker 6: At the beginning he gets hit by a cab and

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Speaker 6: it is one of the greatest things.

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Speaker 3: That it is fun. It was like the early days.

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Speaker 6: Of CGI technology and it was the and they.

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Speaker 2: Were they smiling and flirting.

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Speaker 6: Yes, it's like a first date situation. I think it's

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Speaker 6: with Vera Farmiga and he gets up and it's like, well,

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Speaker 6: great to meet, and it's like it's again amazing on

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Speaker 6: screen chemistry, and he's like they're like they part on

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Speaker 6: the sidewalk, and then it's that thing of like turning

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Speaker 6: back and looking and in the moment of like, oh

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Speaker 6: my god, are.

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Speaker 3: They falling in love?

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Speaker 6: Boom, he just gets fucking run over spoiler alert.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and it's bad. It looks bad.

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Speaker 4: It's bad. It looks like it was the thing.

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Speaker 6: It was the piece of cgi that everyone was like,

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Speaker 6: what the fuck? It was like, now we're in this world.

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Speaker 6: And then the next version of that, in my opinion,

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Speaker 6: the next phase of that was the thing where it

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Speaker 6: would be interior car, real life car accident experience where

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Speaker 6: like two people are talking and then.

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Speaker 4: Which infuriated me.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, they just do that in commercials now, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 8: I don't need to.

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Speaker 3: See that now, I'm good.

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Speaker 6: It's very upset and second only to these days, how

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Speaker 6: much vomiting there now is like on camera comedy vomiting,

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Speaker 6: but it's real. I can't take it anymore.

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Speaker 2: No more comedy vomity.

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Speaker 4: Nobody wants the comedy vomiting.

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Speaker 2: No more, it's not fun.

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Speaker 3: I'm good.

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Speaker 9: I think I've only thrown up maybe twelve times in

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Speaker 9: my life. Really yeah, yeah, well because I.

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Speaker 3: Don't drink, but I never have, so I kind of

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Speaker 3: like that removes quite a few.

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Speaker 9: And then I've always had a road cast iron stomach,

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Speaker 9: so it's been maybe under ten. Actually it might be

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Speaker 9: in the single digit. Still in vomits, you get sick

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Speaker 9: pretty much. I very rarely get sick.

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Speaker 4: It also means you never dabbled with believe me, like

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Speaker 4: the rest of us.

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Speaker 2: You didn't have a shoe box under your back.

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Speaker 6: You've heard those fucking stories, right.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, Well there's that Callista Flockhart made for TV

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Speaker 9: movie of her with anorexia. I remember watching that in

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Speaker 9: Home Mac and then because it was like from the

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Speaker 9: eighties or some thing.

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Speaker 3: And then it was the time that Alan mcbeil was

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Speaker 3: a thing. We're like watching Ally McBeal. Well, she she

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Speaker 3: probably did have a problem.

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Speaker 8: Yes, last night I did a show with Barbara Gray,

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Speaker 8: who you do your podcast with, and she talked about

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Speaker 8: a woman who put her vom in her menstrul blood

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Speaker 8: and and and.

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Speaker 2: Urine in jars protect her for herself.

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Speaker 9: She believe that's my friend Angela. What ever, Angela is

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Speaker 9: a witch. I don't know she's got she's got tiny jars.

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Speaker 2: Of her blood and Barbara, what's talking about?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, of course tiny tiny, you know, tiny tiny,

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Speaker 6: like real, real small jars.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I don't know what she does. She also puts

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Speaker 9: her business card in there too.

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Speaker 8: Wait, it's a spiritual barrier as well as a as

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Speaker 8: a marketing scheme.

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Speaker 9: Well, she's a witch and she thinks if you find

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Speaker 9: her jar, you should be able to contact her.

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Speaker 2: You know that is fair?

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Speaker 3: So what is she.

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Speaker 4: Burying them in public parks? Like, how would you find

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Speaker 4: her jar?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she's she's got them buried all over

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Speaker 3: Echo Park.

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Speaker 8: No, yeah, she's like that is so that's early witchcraft, right,

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Speaker 8: I don't even.

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Speaker 3: Know what we're talking about anymore. Witch for a long time. Man,

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Speaker 3: I've known her since I was twenty one.

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Speaker 9: She's, uh, she's older, but not I mean like in

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Speaker 9: her forties or something. But she's Uh, she wasn't this

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Speaker 9: witchy when I know her. And then and then she's

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Speaker 9: had two divorces and yeah, now she's just bearing her

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Speaker 9: blood all over Eco Park.

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Wah? Is it?

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Speaker 4: Is it a way to land a man?

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Speaker 3: No, it's not that. It's it's protection.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Yeah, virtual protection.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a protection thing.

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Speaker 4: Uh, if you're protection from Tampa.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Her and Ryan Singer do a little podcast all about

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Speaker 9: all about all this shit.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I didn't know she was part of Ryan's podcast.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a oh boy, this is where

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Speaker 9: the magic happens.

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Speaker 3: She talks all about where her blood's buried.

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Speaker 9: We're talking about celebrities and cars earlier, and I didn't

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Speaker 9: get it. I didn't get it in there before because

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Speaker 9: we rift to the next thing. But the first time

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Speaker 9: I ever bombed in Los Angeles, I almost got hit

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Speaker 9: by Ron Jeremy in a Saturn because I was leaving

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Speaker 9: the comedy store. I ridden my bike there for some reasons.

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Speaker 9: I was just like, I wanna ride my bike here today.

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Speaker 9: And I was in my head because I just bombed

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Speaker 9: the worst bomb to this day, probably the i thing

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Speaker 9: I've ever had at the store. At the store, yeah,

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Speaker 9: the huge that's where it happens, might have been the

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Speaker 9: first time I ever performed there. I was a baby

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Speaker 9: comic and this car just without even looking, pulled out

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Speaker 3: We t boned, and I was like, well that fuck.

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Speaker 9: Immediately just full East Coast comes out and then just

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Speaker 9: the driver turned and looked at me and it was

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Speaker 9: Ron Jeremy, and I just lost every ounce of anger

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Speaker 9: might just went away because I was so confused I

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Speaker 9: don't have been there maybe a year and a half.

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Speaker 3: I haven't seen them any celebrities yet either, celebrities, I mean,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 9: It was just I mean, that is a perplexing face

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and you're like, oh, there he is and

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Speaker 3: he's older than he is and all the pictures and stuff,

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Speaker 3: and then you're like.

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Speaker 2: I gotta get out of it.

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Speaker 6: He's like, are you okay? And I was like, I'm fine,

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Speaker 6: Ron Jeremy and I just.

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Speaker 8: Kept going It's funny how he's the grossest dude ever.

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Speaker 8: But I have so many friends, mostly women, that go

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Speaker 8: and take a picture with him, and I'm like, I

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Speaker 4: Wow, that is fucking hilarious.

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Speaker 3: We got to be able to lick your own butthole.

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Speaker 4: This is a ship based episode. If I've ever heard one,

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Speaker 4: And that's you find that empowering.

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Speaker 9: I always felt like no karaoke bocus ever had it,

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Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly is there is there some underlying self help

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Speaker 8: Not in a suiciety way, but there was that era

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Speaker 4: All the parts are good.

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Speaker 9: Well you'd be a member or you've been the list

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Speaker 9: But there was like the music they were playing was

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Speaker 9: an vampire. It looked if like the bar from True

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Speaker 9: Blood was made by Renaissance Festival.

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Speaker 3: People like, that's the vibe that it has.

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Speaker 8: Some style questions, Yes, are there steampunk goggles on heads?

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Speaker 3: I didn't see any goggles. It was a lot of

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Speaker 3: there were top hats. Okay, I didn't see any goggles

455
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Speaker 3: on the top hats.

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Speaker 4: Though.

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Speaker 3: There was a lot of.

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Speaker 9: Mesh, a lot of pleather, a lot of those like

459
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Speaker 9: like gotty messy pigtails.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, how about giant flared out Jenco sized pants but

461
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Speaker 8: with straps hanging down the side.

462
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Speaker 9: There was definitely bells and whistles hanging off of pants,

463
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Speaker 9: but they weren't like the bit they're more tight fitting.

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Speaker 2: Then yeah, yeah, elsewhere everyone slimmed up.

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Speaker 3: It was really funny.

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Speaker 6: Do you think this is kind of like an S

467
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Speaker 6: and M club for a starter SMM club for cowards?

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Speaker 4: It felt like it.

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Speaker 3: It felt like it was definitely going to get there.

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Speaker 9: I left right right after midnight because at midnight they

471
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Speaker 9: turned down the music and the DJ like let everybody

472
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Speaker 9: in like a like a prayer about like I don't know,

473
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Speaker 9: like finding your potential for the year or something.

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Speaker 3: What. Yeah, it was weird at the club.

475
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Speaker 4: He turned down everything.

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Speaker 3: It was. I was rolling my eyes so hard.

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Speaker 9: I was like, this is this has been an entertaining hour.

478
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Speaker 9: But then I got my lift to go to go home,

479
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Speaker 9: and the guys in the lift, God, sounds fun and

480
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Speaker 9: I was like, no, I'm shooting. I'm shooting on this

481
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Speaker 9: thing with you.

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Speaker 3: Stop it.

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Speaker 4: You would be great. Is if they had that club.

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Speaker 6: And then there was a section of roped off section

485
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Speaker 6: outside filled with bullies.

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Speaker 4: Left they just got the ship beating out.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's chad, just like high school.

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Speaker 6: Okay, everybody get ready because we're coming up to the

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Speaker 6: order thing.

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Speaker 3: And I've never been here before.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: This is so exciting.

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Speaker 6: Should we get a box of minis then we can

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Speaker 6: have one of everything?

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Speaker 4: Are you okay not getting your very favorite thing?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm gonna eat whatever we get very step you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Perfect.

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Speaker 6: Then let's do a box of minis so that we're

501
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Speaker 6: not like perfect and you could bring them to the show.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'll be a hero. I love walking into a

503
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Speaker 3: place with food.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, people love it.

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Speaker 9: Sheels really good person. I've only seen it go really

506
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Speaker 9: badly once. I was in a festival in Atlanta and

507
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Speaker 9: me and James Fritz had come from a different show

508
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Speaker 9: and we're going to like the house everybody was staying

509
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Speaker 9: and James is like, not this person.

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Speaker 10: But he was like, yeah, let's go to crystals. I'm

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Speaker 10: gonna buy like forty dollars worth of crystals one in

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Speaker 10: the morning. We're gonna be the heroes the party. And

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Speaker 10: he was so excited and he spent forty dollars on crystals.

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Speaker 10: We're about to order, I will.

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Speaker 6: Hi, can we get a box, like a variety box

516
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Speaker 6: of the minis? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: For the minis, we have chocolate and the that's perfect.

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Speaker 1: You want beach?

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Speaker 3: Great?

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Speaker 9: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Anything else, that's gonna be it. No, thank does anybody

522
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Speaker 3: want to drink?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 3: Okay, thank you? I can't wait.

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Speaker 2: Wait, wake up? Did we just get twenty five donuts?

526
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Speaker 3: Twenty tiny donut? Twenty oh?

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Speaker 8: They listed four different ones five beach that's twenty.

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Speaker 3: Math math right now? Okay, sorry, no, that's fine.

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Speaker 9: So Fritz he buys he buys forty dollars forth of crystals,

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Speaker 9: which crystals is like a lot of like.

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Speaker 3: Mini cheeseburgers and stuff rolled to the party.

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Speaker 9: Uh, Dave Stone had just put out a bunch of

533
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Speaker 9: barbecue that he had finished making. Oh no, one ate

534
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Speaker 9: Fritz's crystals, and then he just sadly ate forty dollars

535
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Speaker 9: worth of crystals in.

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Speaker 4: Corner because Steve Son's a great cook.

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Speaker 3: Right, an amazing cook? Yeah? Wow, yeah, yeah, that's the

538
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Speaker 3: word it was.

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Speaker 9: I laughed in first his face all night long, could

540
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Speaker 9: not stop laughing at him.

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Speaker 3: He was He's like, I've never done the before and

542
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Speaker 3: I'll never do it again. Yeah.

543
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Speaker 4: They really bit him in the ass.

544
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Speaker 3: They really did.

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Speaker 2: There's one time I went to a birthday party my

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Speaker 2: mom gave me.

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Speaker 8: She had made suckers like lollipops where there's like there's

548
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Speaker 8: shape like something you poured candy into a yeah, metal perimeter. Yeah,

549
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,640
Speaker 8: and they were peppermint or spearmint or cinnamon flavored and

550
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Speaker 8: she maybe put too much of that in it, and

551
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Speaker 8: every kid was like crying their mouth it. It was

552
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Speaker 8: like I got pepper straight in the mouth and I

553
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 8: was the one that like crying, Like they had to

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Speaker 8: get picked up and taken them home.

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Speaker 4: You shut that birthday party down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I really just want to be a hit and it

558
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Speaker 2: just never happened.

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Speaker 3: Have you guys noticed the phenomenon?

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Speaker 9: And it's not just in Los Angeles, but I noticed

561
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Speaker 9: it mostly here where the pretty girl will bring like

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Speaker 9: a cake or something that she's made to a party

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Speaker 9: but then not eat it, but then watch you eat it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, oh right, I've seen that at eating at gunpoint

565
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Speaker 8: I caught.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate it. I'm like, why don't you eat

567
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Speaker 3: your cake? Oh no, you want to get off and.

568
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Speaker 9: Like watching me eat it and like see how much

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Speaker 9: self control you have not eat your beautiful cake.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it happens.

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Speaker 4: It made it. That's this whole town.

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Speaker 8: And then they ask you to slowly describe the flavor

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Speaker 8: and then they say slower.

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Speaker 4: Say it again British accent where you know what's funny.

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Speaker 6: I went through a phase in the nineties. I used

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Speaker 6: to make everybody their birthday cake.

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Speaker 3: Oh care are you aoake? Are you a baker?

578
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Speaker 4: I had a heart Well you know what it was.

579
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Speaker 6: I I do like to bake, but it bothered me.

580
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Speaker 6: We'd have these birthday parties and it would just be

581
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Speaker 6: all people getting shit faced and stuff, and I'd be like, no,

582
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Speaker 6: we should it's really their birthday, like we should.

583
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Speaker 3: Be it's fun.

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Speaker 6: And the first one was because I think it was

585
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Speaker 6: for I made Paul Tompkins a birthday cake that was

586
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Speaker 6: the poster for Jaws, and it was it was not

587
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Speaker 6: that realistic. I mean, I wasn't that good of an artist.

588
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 6: So we did it with like and it was me again,

589
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Speaker 6: me and Danny Sibios.

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Speaker 3: But we did it with like.

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Speaker 4: We kind of drew the icing. Danny was a pretty

592
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Speaker 4: good artist.

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Speaker 6: I cut out the lady, a picture of the lady

594
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Speaker 6: and stuck it in.

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Speaker 4: It was like paper at the top, the lady swimming.

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Speaker 6: But for the for the shark's teeth, I've stuck in

597
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 6: slivered almonds, so it actually looked like shark teeth. A

598
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 6: great idea, and then once I did that and people

599
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Speaker 6: went fucking batshit for it, then I was like, well,

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Speaker 6: now I'm making cakes. So every time I'd be like,

601
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Speaker 6: what's your cake going to be? And one time it

602
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,919
Speaker 6: was I think it was David Cross's birthday. I was

603
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Speaker 6: gonna make this cake. It was gonna be a different design.

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Speaker 6: And then the cake when it baked, it rose and

605
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Speaker 6: then broke in half. And it wasn't doing it at

606
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Speaker 6: the beginning, and then as it was cooling, it was

607
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Speaker 6: just breaking more and more.

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Speaker 3: So then I turned it into.

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Speaker 6: A battle scene where it was soldier shooting across like

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Speaker 6: a ravine.

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00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 2: Was little army man, it was that you did.

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Speaker 6: That's Antito was sorry it was Yeah, it was no

613
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 6: cowboys and Indians shooting across the ravine.

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Speaker 2: That's what a great save.

615
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 4: It all became about me really at the end of the.

616
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Speaker 2: Day, about saving the day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that sounds amazing.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I need to see more arts and crafts out

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Speaker 8: of you in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 4: I'll do my best, I think, you know.

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Speaker 6: You know it's funny my sister got me a watercolor

622
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Speaker 6: kit for Christmas because she's like, I think you'd like

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Speaker 6: to do it, and I was just like, really, I've

624
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 6: never said that in my life, but actually, now that

625
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Speaker 6: you mentioned, I will.

626
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Speaker 4: Like to do it.

627
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 3: That sounds great.

628
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Speaker 9: I used to do Bob Roth's paintings at Michael's Crafts

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Speaker 9: when I was in middle school.

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Speaker 6: Did you there's a show in New York that's the

631
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Speaker 6: Bob Ross Challenge and everyone tries to paint the same

632
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Speaker 6: painting at one show at one time.

633
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Speaker 3: Oh, that's fine.

634
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 9: This was like a teacher that because there's Bob Roth

635
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Speaker 9: certified teachers, you had to be certified by the Bob Roths.

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Speaker 4: Is that true?

637
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Speaker 3: Huh yeah, yeah, there's like an academy in a class

638
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,959
Speaker 3: that you had to take. But I think that's thirteen.

639
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 4: Pretty sure I.

640
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 2: Should do that.

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00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 3: I mean it was very soothing. I have like four

642
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 3: my parents still have four of them at my dad's house.

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Speaker 4: Did you do pretty good? Are you playing cardy green Trees?

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00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

645
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, little happy trees.

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Speaker 9: I'll send you some pictures of those, Steve and I

647
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 9: just took photos actually when I was home.

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Speaker 3: My signature is way too big because I was in

649
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 3: sixth grade and you're into it.

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00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly, But I got some pretty good Bob Rank

651
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Speaker 9: you so much.

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Speaker 2: Did they use a lot of sponges? Oh my god,

653
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 2: these are adorable.

654
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 3: Let me see it.

655
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 2: Look at these little guys.

656
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Speaker 4: I have a couple of knapkins in here. They're absolutely precious.

657
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 3: They're so cute. Oh my gosh.

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00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, well, people get people don't like eating noises.

659
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 2: Right, it sounds like we're doing makeout fully where.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but we can fucking cut it for one second,

661
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 6: because you can't sit with no.

662
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Speaker 2: We got a park in an empty parking lot. Crack

663
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Speaker 2: this baby over.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's how you beat donuts.

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00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 4: Look at the west Helm. Okay, well we'll do this.

666
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 4: I'm gonna rip this one in half.

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00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 2: We are eating a box of donuts.

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Speaker 1: Everybody hat Danner Listeners Engineer Stephen Ray Morris here to

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Speaker 1: say that if you hate hate the sounds of chewing

670
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Speaker 1: and eating, I'd suggest you skip ahead about two minutes

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Speaker 1: and then you'd be good. Thanks, and now back to

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 2: Well these smell good.

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Speaker 4: God, I'm taking a straight up glaze.

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Speaker 2: Oh I want there's a Simpsons one. Yeah, I gotta

676
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Speaker 2: take a big Simpsons one.

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Speaker 3: Do it?

678
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 9: Here you go, I'm gonna get a chocolate glaze.

679
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 3: Well, it's amazing. This isn't really good. These are so

680
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 3: fucking good.

681
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 8: Wow, I'm really worried that I'm getting frosting on your car,

682
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 8: but I think it's just getting on my shirt and pants.

683
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,040
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, don't worry about it.

684
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 8: But before we take off, I might get out and

685
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 8: shake because this is a This is a this is crispy,

686
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 8: creamy and flake.

687
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 3: Oh good, they're really good.

688
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 2: Man, You guys won't hold the box.

689
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 4: I should totally hold the box for one second.

690
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 3: So this kind of gonna do anything else? Do?

691
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 7: You're good?

692
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 3: Okay? What's in the box?

693
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 4: Even we made your break the.

694
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 2: Maybe eat twice on.

695
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 3: This podcast as a producer, this is difficult for you. Well,

696
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 3: it's good. I feel like I've been I feel like

697
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 3: I've been in church with you guys, the real comedy

698
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 3: church situation. That's what's going on, right.

699
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 4: We want to be full service as a podcast.

700
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 6: And if eating donuts along with you does that remembering

701
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 6: the rest of each the mike and I'll be like,

702
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 6: these are from you need Ride and everyone's gonna lose

703
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 6: their minds.

704
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 3: What Okay, you got to hear about it.

705
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 9: Next week you'll see you'll feel like shitty time travel.

706
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 9: I hate the doughnuts they talked about today.

707
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 2: Oh that was really great.

708
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 8: You're supposed to experience a sugar high, right, not immediate

709
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 8: n happiness.

710
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 3: Well, I mean that might be part of your hut.

711
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 8: Wow, man, I am I'm a sleepy dog. Well that

712
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 8: was a fun don'nu at break and I'm glad we

713
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 8: took it.

714
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, you know what, sometimes you just got to

715
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 6: say what the fuck?

716
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,719
Speaker 8: Also, the traffic was that was so my resolution this

717
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 8: year say what the fuck?

718
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 3: Just say it with Mark Maron. So you just took

719
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 3: care of it with Mark.

720
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 9: Yeah, one time I told him that whenever I listened

721
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 9: to the podcast, I put it on one and a

722
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,719
Speaker 9: half speed because it makes him sound caffeinated and optimistic.

723
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 2: That's hilarious.

724
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 4: And he stared at you.

725
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

726
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 9: Basically, he gets his gat food at the same place

727
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 9: that my dog.

728
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 3: Food is from.

729
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 9: There's a place called Rock Dog and Eagle Rock, owned

730
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 9: by a comedian.

731
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 3: He's always there, and Bill Dwyer is there often too.

732
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 6: Bill Dwyer is one of the greatest stand ups of

733
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 6: all time.

734
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 3: It's a sweetheart. I miss him.

735
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I miss him too. He's still alive and well,

736
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 2: we just don't Oh yeah, there's so many people. We

737
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 2: don't just run into it anymore.

738
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

739
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, Bill's well Rock Dog and Cat and Eagle Rock Goldwires.

740
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 9: Often they're hanging out because he owned him and the

741
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 9: owner of that place.

742
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 3: They own a dog walking company together. Oh really, Who's

743
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 3: who owns the place?

744
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 9: Peter Ohm not Gonna was his last name. He's a comedian

745
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 9: though older comedian, kind of bald. Gotcha from Boston originally.

746
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 9: I think that's why he knows Marble.

747
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 2: Dwire co owns say dog walking company.

748
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 4: Huh oh wow, that's great, very smart.

749
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a good, good fellow.

750
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 9: I remember when I met him because he's one of

751
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 9: the hosts of the original BattleBots, which.

752
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 3: Is one of my favorite TV shows.

753
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 9: I remember being like, you host some battle Bots, and

754
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 9: he was like, you give a shit about that show.

755
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 9: It's like I it's robots beating at each other, which

756
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 9: is I think is the only way that humans survived

757
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 9: that we turn the robots against each other.

758
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 3: That's true.

759
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, and also I love I got a lot of

760
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 9: opinions about BattleBots because like you'd have the people that

761
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 9: would make the wedge, and the wedge always wins. Some

762
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 9: people would have like Thezar, like the slipless less Lamor

763
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 9: that would slam down.

764
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, they could get under it, because I'll get under

765
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 3: and flip it over.

766
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 2: It's a ramp driving towards you.

767
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 3: You have no chance, Yeah, exactly. I just saw the

768
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 3: gift of.

769
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 4: The upsetting robot dog things that they.

770
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 6: Make all the way they move, except for there's that

771
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 6: classic gift where someone put a banana peel.

772
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,439
Speaker 4: Down and it just slips and falls and it's over.

773
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 9: Ye.

774
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 6: Like it's like they're very scary except for if they

775
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 6: if they encounter kind of anything yeah, yeah, and then

776
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 6: it just goes like that, Yeah, you can't get back up.

777
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 3: Makes me feel good, Yes, we can still take that.

778
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 6: I think they've hopefully they've built in a couple of

779
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 6: those like once they slip on a banana, it's dead

780
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,400
Speaker 6: forever type of things.

781
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,479
Speaker 2: Right right where you can't laugh.

782
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 9: And a robot well, I hope they let the robot apocalypse.

783
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 9: It's like old timey clown tricks are the only way

784
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 9: to keep them away. So it's like you have to

785
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 9: have like a Seltz model and like a whip cream

786
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 9: pie and a banana on you at all and a

787
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 9: rubber chicken that's how you fight off the robots, that's right,

788
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 9: because they can't handle shame, just like me, Just like

789
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 9: me and my mini donuts.

790
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: Oh god, I should have just had two. Three? What's

791
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 2: too many? Yes?

792
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 4: Three was definitely a mistake. But but I'm smiling for

793
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 4: no reason.

794
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 9: Oh I really or and I can feel them in

795
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 9: my veins.

796
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 2: And I know there's chocolate on my teeth.

797
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 4: So sorry, are we?

798
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 2: Oh?

799
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 3: Oh?

800
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 4: Fine, life?

801
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 3: That's right? Yes? Perfect? Do I mean to pull up

802
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 3: directions or do you know?

803
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,439
Speaker 4: I think I can do it if it's you say

804
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 4: it's on.

805
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 3: It's on bird Bank Boulevard.

806
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 4: We are yeah, we're still, We're still good.

807
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 2: It's not even show time. I oh, yeah, it's gonna

808
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 2: work out perfectly.

809
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is great. I'm gonna be on I'm never

810
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 3: on time for this show and be like, WHOA should

811
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,240
Speaker 3: be good. I'm very excited.

812
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 4: Do you have new bits for twenty twenty?

813
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh? Do I ever written anything new?

814
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 4: I've had some great stuff tonight on the show.

815
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,760
Speaker 3: Exactly. It's going to talk about menstru blood and jar.

816
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 4: Angela stands up in the back. That's my bit.

817
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 8: I'm so glad when I brought that up. My back

818
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 8: started to sweat. I'm so glad you had my bag.

819
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, exactly, please please.

820
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just said if I just said mentrual, blood.

821
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 8: And a jar, You're like, I have no idea what

822
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 8: you're talking about. It would have been such a Chris

823
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 8: Fairbanks moment.

824
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 9: No, no, I not only knew what you were talking about.

825
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 9: I'm good friends with the person who doesn't.

826
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 2: That's great.

827
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 9: Okay, Look, this is this is what happens in l A.

828
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 9: You got, you got a lot of people in your corner.

829
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 9: She's delightful, she's one of my best friends.

830
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:44,439
Speaker 6: You people understand no matter what the fuck you're doing.

831
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 9: Look, all I know is that if somebody fucks with me,

832
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 9: I got a witch with blood all over Echo Parks.

833
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 3: That's what my team protection.

834
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,919
Speaker 4: I also like that idea that it's like the way,

835
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 4: that's how you're going to get your protection.

836
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, just because it's why why does that Why is

837
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 6: that any us valid than putting a weird you know,

838
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 6: like a wrench in your box or something.

839
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 9: Well, it's like, what would I rather you do have

840
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 9: a bunch of jars of blood all over Equo Park

841
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 9: or have a gun?

842
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 3: I'd rather you bury a bunch of blood jars all

843
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 3: over black jars.

844
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 8: When I'm walking around and I think there's going to

845
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 8: be a mugger, I just offer him one of my

846
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 8: mother's secret recipes lollipops.

847
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 2: It's a slow bird.

848
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 3: I mean, what a whimsical way of warding off felons.

849
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 2: You could rub me, but wouldn't you like to lick this?

850
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 3: But before you do that, there's a lollie instead tongue.

851
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:40,760
Speaker 2: Now you like our mutual foiled again?

852
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 3: If you boasted it?

853
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 6: I think I just wanted to a very light donut coma.

854
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, was immediate.

855
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's serious.

856
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 2: It might turn into a donut eight hours sleep.

857
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,879
Speaker 6: That's the beauty of Krispy Kream. And so you don't

858
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 6: eat melatonin anymore? No, I know, you just gonna peak

859
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 6: on sugar and then let yourself pass out.

860
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 3: Really, or will you.

861
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 8: Guys be furious if I say that was my first

862
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 8: time I having Christy created whoa.

863
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 3: Not at all?

864
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 7: Yeah?

865
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 3: I don't. Then we were here for it. Yeah, yeah,

866
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 3: never special.

867
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 2: I didn't know they had to drive through either.

868
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 4: You know, for a first time, I wish that you had.

869
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 6: Those ones were clearly not straight out of the oven, yeah,

870
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 6: or whatever friar out of the oven is.

871
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 8: The people go there at six in the morning to

872
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 8: get them right, like you wake.

873
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 2: Up early and put on a special outfit yep.

874
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 3: Called sweatpants.

875
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 9: I used to do that in Philly because I went

876
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 9: to college in Philly, and whenever I do, like film

877
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,919
Speaker 9: shoots and stuff, I'd go up. I just couldn't sleep

878
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 9: the night before shooting something, so I'd go to the

879
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 9: soft pretzel factory and get a box of soft pretzels

880
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,439
Speaker 9: for a crew at like five point thirty in the morning.

881
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 3: When they opened, they were hot, hot out of the

882
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 3: practic factory, a bunch of mustards and stuff. How big, Oh,

883
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 3: just big, big, big, big.

884
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 9: Old pretzel, the big ones, the big ones covered in salt,

885
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 9: so good.

886
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 6: I just love a hot pretzel. I call them hot pretzels. Yeah,

887
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 6: I think you're supposed to say soft, but I call

888
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 6: them hot pretzels.

889
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 4: I love them so much.

890
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 6: It's so odd and like and the gastro pubby type places.

891
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 3: They're all the rage now.

892
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 4: So everyone has a pretzel these days.

893
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 3: Oh, I love them so much.

894
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 4: They're the best.

895
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 3: I like them. I like them. They're like pizza to me.

896
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 9: Where it's like I don't even a bad salt pretzel

897
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 9: is still an amazing soft pretzel.

898
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 3: Yep.

899
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mentioned this before.

900
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 8: But speaking of pretzels and pizza, my sister when we'd

901
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 8: eat pizza out as a family, because I was a kid,

902
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 8: she would make me ask for mustard Pizza Hut or

903
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 8: or Godfather's Pizza. I think it usually was, which was embarrassing.

904
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,879
Speaker 8: But if you put mustard on a pizza crust, it

905
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 8: just turns into a pretzel.

906
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, minus the salt in the shape.

907
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 9: Well, Pizza Hut has a taste. Pizza Hut has a

908
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 9: pretzel crust. Now, as my sister invent at that, she

909
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 9: should have gotten the patent. She would have nailed it.

910
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 9: Wait have you tried it?

911
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 3: No?

912
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 4: Oh, I wonder if that's good.

913
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 3: I did try the cheese It pizza that some one

914
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 3: of them did.

915
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 9: I did a podcast where they ordered it, and it's

916
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 9: like a giant cheese it filled with cheese.

917
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 3: And pepperoni, and like it made me feel crazy. Yes,

918
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 3: my heart was beating.

919
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 9: I drank five blusses of water afterwards.

920
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 2: Crust filled.

921
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 8: You said, a giant cheese filled with cheese, And that

922
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 8: was just immediately made me really happy.

923
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 4: I thought, you said it's a giant cheese.

924
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 3: It is a giant cheese.

925
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 2: It.

926
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 3: It's a cheese. It it's a cheat giant cheese.

927
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 9: It with like the the with like a mozzarella.

928
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 3: I think it might be a pizza.

929
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 4: Hut dish that can't taste it good.

930
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 3: It can't know. It wasn't very good. It tasted like

931
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 3: a bad mozzarella stick.

932
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, because like the outside of a mozrel stick kind

933
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 9: of is a little bit cheesier different.

934
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 3: It was.

935
00:40:55,520 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 9: It was bad, But I ate it on one microphone.

936
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 3: I'm just eating a lot of stuff on mics. That's more.

937
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 9: That's my twenty twenty resolution is more eating on microphone.

938
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 6: Stephen's digging his fingernails into his palms right now.

939
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 8: Well, I think everyone wants to do a diet thing

940
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 8: because over the holidays you're eating all your family's cookies.

941
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 2: But yeah, my dad and his wife just don't eat much.

942
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 8: You just they eat like one meal a day, and

943
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 8: I lost weight over the holiday.

944
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 2: No, there wasn't really venturing out.

945
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 8: It's cold outside, so I was like, I have some truscuits,

946
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 8: maybe a thing of string cheese, and go to bed.

947
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,879
Speaker 2: Perfect came back seven pounds slider. See.

948
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,800
Speaker 6: Unfortunately, my sister, being a grammar school teacher, her house

949
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 6: is filled with everything from her first day of break

950
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 6: because she gets a thousand presents and all the presents

951
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 6: are like a mug filled with her she's kisses, blah

952
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 6: blah blah whatever. And then she does those cookie swaps

953
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 6: where everyone bakes cookies and then gives each other, you know,

954
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 6: half a dozen of each one. So she had so

955
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 6: much stuff at her house, my favorite being those peanut

956
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 6: butter cookies that they stick of her she's kissed. So

957
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,479
Speaker 6: I basically combined the two.

958
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 2: Those were at the house. I'll tell you that.

959
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, those things are good. Those things rule. We just

960
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 3: drove past the good night. I just I wanted you

961
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 3: to get.

962
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 4: Your cookie story out. So worth it, so worth it.

963
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 4: I should have driven a thousand miles for that.

964
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 3: But if you.

965
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 9: Perfect, you could probably go through this funny Yeah.

966
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 4: Is it on this side of the street or other?

967
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 3: It's on this side of the street.

968
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, just a sketchy alleyway sketchy away.

969
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 2: You're not afraid of an alley, you're just the guy from.

970
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 4: I paid for this fucking alley with my taxes. I

971
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 4: lived in Burbank for years.

972
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 3: My you take a left here and it's like the

973
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 3: next block.

974
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 4: Oh okay, back that way.

975
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, see what I can do a little, like,

976
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:12,760
Speaker 6: see what we can do with this blue neon signing faster?

977
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 4: Everybody on Burbank Boulevard is going a million.

978
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 3: Miles a blue neon sign to the left.

979
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh cool? Little is this gonna work as a

980
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 4: drop off?

981
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 3: And wait?

982
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 4: Are you too early?

983
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 3: I mean I'm a few minutes early, but I can

984
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,399
Speaker 3: be early for a show for once in my life.

985
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 4: Oh well, we can also just sit here.

986
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 3: I'm more than happy to also just sit here.

987
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 9: Those the doughnuts shifting around.

988
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 4: Everyone needs two more donuts. Let's see what happens.

989
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 6: I don't think I no, no, I don't think I

990
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 6: should No, I can't have anymore.

991
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 3: I think, uh, I still feel it in my veins.

992
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 6: But they were I mean, I'm telling you, these are

993
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 6: mini donuts, like smaller than your palm.

994
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 9: It wasn't like, you know, I think they ate the

995
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,959
Speaker 9: equivalent of one donut, but I think one Krispy Kreme doughnut.

996
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just it is a lot.

997
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 2: Alf The enjoyment is just many.

998
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 3: You know I love miniatures, War's favorite miniature.

999
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 2: Oh just dollhouse furniture.

1000
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 8: That doughnut is small enough to where it was just

1001
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 8: made me think of a better, smaller.

1002
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 3: Time when things were small.

1003
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 9: A group of houses from a horse farm that had

1004
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 9: a miniature pony at it.

1005
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 5: Oh.

1006
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 3: I was growing up also.

1007
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 9: And right before I was born, there was also a

1008
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 9: retired circus lion that lived there, but he died shortly

1009
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 9: before I was born.

1010
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 3: I would always hear about the retired circus line.

1011
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 2: It would just hang out smoking cigarettes.

1012
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 3: Do you think he was happy? I think so.

1013
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 4: Wow, that's idiot.

1014
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, well that guy the whole thing, Oh my god, wow,

1015
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 8: everyone we are witnessing amazing.

1016
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 3: Burbank Boulevard is a wild as hell time right now.

1017
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 4: Why because he's parking terribly.

1018
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was a huge spot. It was a

1019
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 2: huge spot.

1020
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 4: It was so big, it was a huge shop.

1021
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 3: But he couldn't do.

1022
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 6: It in front of two comics, knowing he would be

1023
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 6: ship one or not being able to parallel park.

1024
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 9: This place is great for a bunch of comics just

1025
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 9: talking and smoking outside that place.

1026
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 2: That guy we did almost witness the guy getting hit

1027
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 2: by a car. Yeah, that was very real.

1028
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 6: But also, why are you walking across Bourbon Boulevard in

1029
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 6: the dark with your hood up thinking that all these

1030
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 6: cars are going eighty Yeah?

1031
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, while he had a bucket of ice cream or popcorn?

1032
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 3: Did he? Yeah? Yeah, I hit some treat, some kind

1033
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,399
Speaker 3: of treat with him.

1034
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 4: I have to say this too. You just said bucket

1035
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 4: of popcorn.

1036
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 6: This thing happened in my stomach and now I'm starving

1037
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 6: and it's those fucking donuts.

1038
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is how my system works. It's just like, oh,

1039
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 4: a little bit of sugar, go go.

1040
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 6: Now, things awful. Second, that guy Brandon, oh.

1041
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 3: Looks like it might not It might be.

1042
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 2: Around. He has a bit of a tough guy walk.

1043
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1044
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 9: There is another guy that looks like him and Thelouet

1045
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 9: named Ian Ager. That's a younger comic who was one

1046
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 9: of the co hosts of the show. So it's him

1047
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 9: and the guy.

1048
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 3: Got a comic named Joe Kay who started comedy because

1049
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 3: of me. Yeah.

1050
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 9: He came to a picture of this and was like,

1051
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 9: I want to do comedy, So we started going to

1052
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 9: open mics after that.

1053
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 3: I'm inspirational.

1054
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, I had a lot of people in l a

1055
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 9: younger comics tell me that I was the first person

1056
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 9: that was nice to them in Los Angeles, and I'm

1057
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 9: always like, oh, well, look how far it's gotten me.

1058
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 6: I actually recently had someone tell tell me I was

1059
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 6: the one like nice person to them in the shitty

1060
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,959
Speaker 6: clicky circle.

1061
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,879
Speaker 4: That we were in the in the like the Largo era.

1062
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 4: And when he was telling me, I was just like,

1063
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 4: I'm positive you're thinking of somebody else. I just was

1064
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 4: not a nice person, Like, I don't understand.

1065
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 2: This is possible.

1066
00:46:58,239 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 3: I love the idea of it, though.

1067
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,439
Speaker 6: In the in the middle of all my like I'm

1068
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 6: just vicious to everyone around me, my closest friends.

1069
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,839
Speaker 4: But then there's like a one comic that was like, hey,

1070
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 4: what's up, how are you? I hope you're doing good.

1071
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 4: Everyone else monk away from me.

1072
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 3: Oh that's so funny.

1073
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 4: Now someone over there is wearing a scarf, and that's.

1074
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 3: Oh what, who could be wearing a scarf?

1075
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 4: Is this a high class show?

1076
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 3: No, that's definitely not true.

1077
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just a scarf for warmth.

1078
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it is a little chilly out it is.

1079
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 3: It's not very cold here.

1080
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 2: I just came from a place that was ten degrees.

1081
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 3: It's still cold. It's still cold. That's awful. I really

1082
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 3: want to go to the show. You should come in.

1083
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 4: I want to, but but these guys need to. I

1084
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 4: have to drive these guys.

1085
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 3: Oh, come back, maybe I will. You should. Maybe I will,

1086
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 3: you should. It's to be a good time. I'll hang out.

1087
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 3: I'll hang out if you come back, okay, yeah, perfect?

1088
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 3: Hell yeah yeah.

1089
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 2: Maybe you'll get on stage and.

1090
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,280
Speaker 4: Stand up fifteen new minutes.

1091
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 3: I'll be Yeah, it'll the whole time, no pain at all,

1092
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 3: it'll be awful.

1093
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 4: At what was I watching?

1094
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 3: Oh?

1095
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 6: Shit, you guys, have you seen the amazing Jonathan documentary?

1096
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 3: Oh?

1097
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 4: I want to, you have to. It's so good. Yeah,

1098
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 4: it's so great.

1099
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 2: Well, there's a couple of them.

1100
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 8: One that guy I can't remember the comic that name,

1101
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 8: but they were both came out at the same time.

1102
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 2: This one on Hulu on Amazon.

1103
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 6: The one on Hulu is about the ones coming out

1104
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,479
Speaker 6: at the same time.

1105
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 4: It's amazing.

1106
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 6: It's basically like the guy thinking he was the guy

1107
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,479
Speaker 6: and then learning he wasn't.

1108
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 2: That's what I saw. Is that what you were talking about?

1109
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1110
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it reminded me because watching him, he was

1111
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 6: like going back on stage because he's you know, got

1112
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 6: a terminal illness and and he is.

1113
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 4: Like, I just got to get it back up there.

1114
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 6: And I just watching him going like that the differences

1115
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 6: that you're actually doing it, because it's like it sucks

1116
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,439
Speaker 6: so bad. He was like, you know, at the height

1117
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 6: of his shit in the like eighties late eighties, right,

1118
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 6: he was like on every TV show.

1119
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 4: He was like so huge, and now he's.

1120
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 6: Just back like with his props doing his magic in

1121
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 6: like it for a room full of thirty people or whatever,

1122
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,760
Speaker 6: where I was just like, it's just so fucking gutsy

1123
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 6: to return after basically you know, like I don't know,

1124
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 6: I mean.

1125
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 9: It's just so Yeah, he's one of the It's funny

1126
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 9: because people like to be like my favorite, my favorite.

1127
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 3: Comunions like prior Carlin.

1128
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 9: But I'm like, well the age that I am amazing Jonathan, Yeah,

1129
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 9: Dana Carvey, that like Chopping Broccoli special. Oh yeah, that

1130
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 9: is like I've watched that stand up social more than

1131
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 9: anything else, I think, because it was just always on

1132
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 9: Comedy Central when I was homesick high school.

1133
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is probably the biggest comedy special to me.

1134
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, there was a there was a special we used

1135
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 6: to watch constantly called the Paragon of comedy. And it

1136
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 6: was this guy who was from the Groundlings, and it

1137
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 6: was it was the mid eighties and his name was

1138
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 6: John Paragon and he was John By on Peewee's Playhouse

1139
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 6: the g Yeah, yeah, he and but this was basically

1140
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 6: they were I think they were all the Groundlings together.

1141
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 6: So because because Paul Rubins is in this with John Paragon,

1142
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 6: but it's John Peregon show. And we watched it and

1143
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 6: quoted it, and I thought it was like the pinnacle

1144
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 6: of comedy.

1145
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 4: And when I.

1146
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 3: Went back and watched it.

1147
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 6: Like recently, I was just like, oh no, like it's

1148
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 6: just all way over developed, characters kind of doing nothing

1149
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 6: and like doing it like Valley girl voice, Like that's

1150
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 6: the entire sketches Valley Girl voice.

1151
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 4: It was hilarious. But we thought it was like so brilliant.

1152
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 8: God, I feel like I've seen it. It's that rings

1153
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:49,760
Speaker 8: a bell there, it's so distant.

1154
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1155
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 8: The stand up that stood out to me the most

1156
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 8: was just stand up was on MTV The A List

1157
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 8: and the half hour Comedy Hour. Yeah with the I

1158
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 8: forget the host, but yeah, I just remember those so vividly.

1159
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 2: I wonder if I went back and watched them.

1160
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 6: Didn't David Spade host half hour Comedy Hour the first

1161
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 6: time around?

1162
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 4: Or Paul Pravenza, Boy.

1163
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 3: Not gonna will tell you.

1164
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 4: You just keeping I just keep naming people.

1165
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 2: No, they all hosted those things.

1166
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:18,879
Speaker 3: I think they did.

1167
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 6: Half hour Comedy Hour works was actually like the week

1168
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 6: I start I think I've told this story, but the

1169
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 6: week I.

1170
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 4: Started stand up because I'd wanted.

1171
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 6: To do it since I was like twelve, and I

1172
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 6: finally did it when I was nineteen, and I was.

1173
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,439
Speaker 4: So stoked and I really thought.

1174
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm I'm so groundbreaking, I'm like the

1175
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 6: first female comment to be like me on stage. And

1176
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:42,399
Speaker 6: then literally like four days later, I saw Jeanine's half

1177
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 6: hour Comedy Hour, and I burst into tears and ran out,

1178
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 6: and all my friends gave me shit for so long

1179
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 6: because I was just like, I was like.

1180
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 4: I'm kind of cool and bitchy and blah blah blah and.

1181
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 6: This and that, and then it's like Janine with these

1182
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 6: unbelievable jokes, Like all her jokes were like so rocksal

1183
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 6: but also interesting and new, and I was just like saying, like, oh,

1184
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,919
Speaker 6: I don't have to stop doing this I'm not only

1185
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 6: not the first, I'm like a pale comparison, pale version.

1186
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 9: Remember when I when I first started, I didn't know

1187
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 9: how to do stand I didn't get in the stand ups.

1188
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 9: I took like a four week workshop of the Io West,

1189
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 9: and our teacher was kind of like a road road lady.

1190
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 3: So not not great, not my not my taste, I'll

1191
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 3: say that way.

1192
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 4: There's many styles, many styles, and so who the fuck.

1193
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:33,359
Speaker 6: Is anyone to teach anybody.

1194
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 9: I spent four weeks arguing with her because I just

1195
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 9: disagreed with every note that she gave me, and I

1196
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 9: just remember her at one point being like, you're one

1197
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 9: of those.

1198
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 3: Gene Ruffalo types. I was like, oh, you say it

1199
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 3: like it's a bad thing.

1200
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:50,280
Speaker 4: One thousand percent.

1201
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 6: Will demand for you to tell me the name of that.

1202
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, that's some guesses. Uh huh. She has a

1203
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 3: kick interact. That's the only clue.

1204
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 6: I'll go, Well, that's funny too, because really, when stand

1205
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 6: up started, there was one style, and then there was

1206
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 6: like slight versions, but for the most part it was

1207
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 6: very stylistically narrow, and then I think yeah, and then

1208
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 6: when the nineties came around, it was suddenly like how

1209
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 6: dare you not be going up going?

1210
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 4: So I got married last week? How dare you?

1211
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 3: Yeah? Exactly.

1212
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 9: I just remember arguing every point. She'd like, we'll take

1213
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 9: the joke in this direction, but that's not what I

1214
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 9: want to do.

1215
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1216
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 2: When I first moved to l A, there there was

1217
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 2: a woman that a man.

1218
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 8: I'm not going to say her name either, but she

1219
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 8: told me I needed to start doing voices and characters.

1220
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 3: To my character. Right now, I really do.

1221
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 4: The building choking security guard.

1222
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 2: Always got something nuts in his throat.

1223
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 6: Gosh all he's constantly a handful of he's throwing into

1224
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,280
Speaker 6: his mouth, and then something bad happened.

1225
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 2: My face is red.

1226
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 3: I have an allergy.

1227
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 4: Actually, why do I keep eating me?

1228
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 2: Thank you?

1229
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 4: Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

1230
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 2: If you ask I delivered that is That was great. Also,

1231
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 2: my eyes were crossed that whole time.

1232
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 3: You were joking.

1233
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 6: That was her other note, across your eyes while doing comedy.

1234
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 9: I just felt bad for the kid that thought they

1235
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 9: were crossing their eyes. They were just looking down.

1236
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1237
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't just look at the end of your nose.

1238
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 3: That's not what it is.

1239
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 4: It takes more, you know what's really funny?

1240
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 6: There was one year at the All Jane Comedy Festival

1241
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 6: and Stacy asked Page Hurwitz to do a workshop. So

1242
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 6: it's like you could go, wait, were you there that year?

1243
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 3: I was not there there the Page No.

1244
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 6: All of a sudden, I could see you on that stage,

1245
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:01,359
Speaker 6: like a look on your face, but Pages like, you

1246
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 6: have to do this with me, because I, you know whatever.

1247
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 6: But it was like the lady from you know, A

1248
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 6: Blast Comic standing whatever, and it became it was so

1249
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 6: exciting and fun to be able to tell people like,

1250
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 6: here's why you are good at stand up and here's

1251
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 6: what you're doing that you do not need to fucking

1252
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 6: do that you're only doing so you can survive around

1253
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 6: the dudes that you.

1254
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 4: Are surrounded by doing standups.

1255
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 6: And you have to know the fucking difference because if

1256
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 6: you fucking open with eleven thousand blow job jokes, that's

1257
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 6: fine for the open mic you keep going to, but

1258
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 6: eventually you're going to need to be on television and

1259
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,359
Speaker 6: you're going to have to figure out why the fuck

1260
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 6: we should listen to you, aside from the titillation that

1261
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 6: some weirdos will feel. And it was like it I

1262
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 6: didn't realize I was filled to the brim with fucking

1263
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 6: advice for people. And there was a girl that got

1264
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,240
Speaker 6: on stage in a costume. It was like an animal costume,

1265
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 6: and then she would talk about it and stuff and

1266
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:02,399
Speaker 6: at the end I just like she finished. Then I'm like, yeah,

1267
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 6: you can't wear that costume.

1268
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:06,839
Speaker 3: Like you don't.

1269
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 6: And then she tried to say like, well, it's just

1270
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 6: it's my thing or you know, it's it's much dick,

1271
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,280
Speaker 6: and I was like, no, it's not. It's it's basically

1272
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 6: your delaying doing stand up. Yeah, so either do it

1273
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 6: or don't do it, but there's no costume.

1274
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 3: Yea, was she free? No?

1275
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 4: Was she actually a raccoon?

1276
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 8: Although there was a guy that in Austin who I

1277
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 8: think They did a mystery science theater.

1278
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 2: It was a live show called Mister Sinus Theater and

1279
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 2: it was sold out.

1280
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,319
Speaker 8: It was sold it was they were great at it

1281
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 8: and there are skits in between moments in the movie.

1282
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 2: But he only did stand up.

1283
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 8: He was a professor at ut do stand up once

1284
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 8: a year during the contest as Skeletor Curses, but it

1285
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 8: was all jokes about he Man and Castle base Gold.

1286
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 2: But they were good.

1287
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 8: But he had a skeleton mask and everyone he would

1288
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 8: do well in the contest and make get to the finals,

1289
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 8: and all the comics were like.

1290
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 2: No, you can't. He's hiding behind a mask.

1291
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 8: And I'm like, this is different though, because he becomes

1292
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 8: Skeletor writes.

1293
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just just mentioning it.

1294
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 8: Now, I'm like, that was really a cutting edge for

1295
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 8: early two thousands.

1296
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 2: But it's like he j.

1297
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 6: He was doing a character doing stand up, which is

1298
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 6: still funny because it's almost like you're just doing a

1299
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 6: one man sketch essentially.

1300
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, which is great.

1301
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 8: It was great and everyone was on board, even if

1302
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 8: they didn't remember The Masters of the Universe.

1303
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 2: The whole collection.

1304
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 4: You just need the voice.

1305
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone knew because it was a famous cartoon.

1306
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 2: It was so great.

1307
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 6: There's a gift that's the best and we've way to

1308
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 6: go John that we probably talked about it before, but

1309
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 6: have you seen the one where it's skeleton somebody posted

1310
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 6: as a gift and it was here's the best exit

1311
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 6: of all time and it's Skeletor walking through like what

1312
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 6: looked kind of like a mirror thing. I didn't I

1313
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 6: didn't watch the cartoon, so I'm not sure what the

1314
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 6: plot was, but he walks through this like mirror thing,

1315
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 6: and then his arm reaches Once he's all the way through,

1316
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 6: his arm reaches back through and punches the mirror and

1317
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 6: breaks it so.

1318
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 3: No one else can come through. Have you seen it?

1319
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 7: No?

1320
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 2: I love it. I can visualize it.

1321
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 6: There's no way I should be describing gifts on the spot,

1322
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 6: yet I'm doing it anyway.

1323
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 8: You did you describe the way so he didn't look back,

1324
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 8: he just punched behind him blindly.

1325
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 6: Well, it just the arm comes so so you, as

1326
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 6: the child viewer watching the cartoon, you're like, skeletor just

1327
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 6: went through that mirror. But so then there's a they left,

1328
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 6: like a two second beat, and then the arm comes

1329
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 6: back through and punches the mirror so that then no

1330
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:47,960
Speaker 6: one else can come through.

1331
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 4: It's really good.

1332
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 3: I like that a lot.

1333
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 4: I think we've we've put you into the cool zone.

1334
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the right time.

1335
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 8: Right, showing up casually late with a box of donuts,

1336
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 8: not too anxiously early, and you have a box of

1337
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 8: half half a box and we ate most.

1338
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 4: Of the we need to transfer them into.

1339
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 3: A plastic box.

1340
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 2: It's obvious there's much.

1341
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 3: Is in there. There's eight donuts left, twelve of those

1342
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 3: We're fine.

1343
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 4: Good twelve, which means three each.

1344
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, yeah.

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Speaker 6: This is a great This is also a math show. Well, Brandy,

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Speaker 6: we love you. You're the best. Guess you guys a

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Speaker 6: very good Just support me just in life plea.

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Speaker 9: I've got lots of dates at Brandy Posey dot com

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Speaker 9: real quickly. Also, at the end of this month, beginning

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Speaker 9: of February, I do a thing called the Vagabonnis Road

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Speaker 9: Show where I'm the MC of a bunch of women

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Speaker 9: doing acoustic music and it's some of the girls from

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Speaker 9: Bad Cop, Bad Cop and the Bottom Pops and like

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Speaker 9: punk ladies, and we're doing shows in La San Diego

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Speaker 9: and Coasta, Mesa, anywhere those areas.

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Speaker 3: The Vagabonni is real show, awesome.

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Speaker 6: Donnie is like my Bonnie Lies over the Ocean.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but like vagabond but we're the Vagabonnies.

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Speaker 2: God, I love it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a pretty good time.

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Speaker 9: Those shows are really really really really really fun and

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Speaker 9: we want to make it more of a thing. So

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Speaker 9: from there come to that and then brandezzl on Twitter

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Speaker 9: and Instagram and Lady the Lady Beautiful.

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Speaker 4: I'm in all the ship do it and Chris, what's

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Speaker 4: your plug?

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Speaker 2: Thank you. I I'm going on tour next month. I'm

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Speaker 2: in I'm going to be in Minneapolis. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: be in Milwaukee.

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Speaker 8: I'm going to be in Denver and Winnipeg and then

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Speaker 8: and then in March, I'm in Boise, Idaho. So go

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Speaker 8: to my website Chris Faerix dot com.

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Speaker 6: Get ready to see all the good comics that you

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Speaker 6: love on this podcast in real life.

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Speaker 4: Support them. It's where they need you the most. Everybody,

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Speaker 4: it is, it is, it is.

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Speaker 2: You've been listening to. Do you need a ride? D

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Speaker 2: y n they are?

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Speaker 4: Are you leave the I you want your way back home?

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Speaker 5: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 5: much baggage you claim and give us time and a

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Speaker 5: terminol and gayy. We want to send you off InStyle.

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Speaker 5: You wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 4: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Malcorn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 7: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 7: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 8: Jade do.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 1: Thanks everyone for listening to our first ever two part episode.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to plug Chris Fairbanks upcoming tour dates. You

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Speaker 1: can find all of them at Chris Fairbanks dot com

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Speaker 1: slash Shows. But he's going to be in Milwaukee January

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Speaker 1: thirty first through February first, Minneapolis, Minnesota, February seventh through

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Speaker 1: the eighth, Denver, Colorado, and February twelfth, Fort Collins, Colorado,

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Speaker 1: on February thirteenth, Denver, Colorado on February fourteenth, Denver, Colorado

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Speaker 1: again February fifteenth, Boulder, Colorado on February sixteenth, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada,

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Speaker 1: February eighteenth through the twenty second, and in Boise, Idaho,

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Speaker 1: March fifth through the eighth. So check it out again

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Speaker 1: Chris fairbanks dot com slash Shows, and of course wanted

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Speaker 1: to shout a couple shows that our amazing guest, hilarious guest,

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Speaker 1: Brandy Posey is doing this week in Los Angeles. She's

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Speaker 1: going to be at Sissy Fight at eight pm and

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Speaker 1: then seven pm in Los Angeles on Friday and eight

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Speaker 1: pm in San Diego on Saturday. She's going to be

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Speaker 1: doing the Vagabonnies roadshow that she mentioned in the episode.

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Speaker 1: So you can check out all of her dates at

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Speaker 1: Brandyposey dot com slash tour and as always you can

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Speaker 1: get dinar merch at exactly Rightmedia dot com slash merch.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you soon. Thank you, and Hong Kong