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Speaker 1: Al Zone Media.

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Speaker 2: Donna Frogs, Donna Food and Bomb.

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Speaker 3: Bombs.

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Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Food and Bombs, the only tabletop

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Speaker 2: role playing game campaign that does everything in its title,

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Speaker 2: as well as being actually called Donna the Frogs, but

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Speaker 2: you know subtitled in our Hearts. I'm sort of your host,

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Speaker 2: Margaret Kiljoy. This is the tabletop role playing takeover of

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Speaker 2: cools On Media book Club. And if you are like

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Speaker 2: but I am tired of this. I just want regular

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Speaker 2: books back, I have good news for you. And if

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Speaker 2: you're like but I love the tabletop role playing content

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Speaker 2: and you should do more of it, I don't have

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Speaker 2: news for you. But this is the last episode of

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Speaker 2: Donna Frogs. What will the future hold? We don't know.

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Speaker 2: What will happen when we invade the damn We don't know,

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Speaker 2: But I'm gonna pass it over to Jason.

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Speaker 3: Now, hey, everybody, this is indeed the final dawn of

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Speaker 3: the Frogs. That's right, It all comes down to this.

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Speaker 3: When we last left are intrepid band of adventurers, four heroes.

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Speaker 3: You're starting to feel a lot like heroes have washed

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Speaker 3: up on the shore of the north side of the

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Speaker 3: Isle of Cortos in a small town called bog Bottom.

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Speaker 3: There you've been helping the villagers. First, you help them

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Speaker 3: recover some villagers that have been kidnapped from an old mill.

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Speaker 3: But upon returning them to town, you learned that their

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Speaker 3: memories were foggy, vacant, gone. They had no memory of

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Speaker 3: their life in town. You then ventured out to find

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Speaker 3: an antidote to the poison that plagued them, given to

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Speaker 3: them by their boggered captives, to make their minds dull,

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Speaker 3: to make them eager to work on something called the

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Speaker 3: great Work. You spent an entire day out in the

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Speaker 3: swamp gathering ingredients, bringing it back to the town's Hilo

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Speaker 3: la Drusa, who brewed up a remedy to cure the

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Speaker 3: then that the villagers said that the boggards demanded that

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Speaker 3: some great edifice. The town, in response, worried about this threat,

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Speaker 3: sent scouting parties out. Those scouting parties returned only to

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Speaker 3: called upon one last time to venture out to the dam,

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Speaker 3: to rescue the villagers that were trapped within, and to

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Speaker 3: crushing one of them. You threw fire into their watchtower.

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Speaker 3: You pretty much just caused chaos and panic across the dam.

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Speaker 3: But most importantly, the three villagers you recovered have been

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Speaker 3: You're not sure about that bargart scut. He fell down

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Speaker 3: he could remember. That is where we left off, and

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Speaker 3: we will pick up right after that moment. But before

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Speaker 3: one last time for everybody to introduce themselves and their character.

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Speaker 3: Robert will start with you.

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Speaker 1: Well, my name's Trent, and you know, I've always thought

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Speaker 1: of myself as a mad bomber. I love making explosives,

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Speaker 1: I love detonating explosives. I love watching people explode. But

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes ago, I stabbed a creature in

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Speaker 1: and it felt amazing. And I'm kind of going through

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Speaker 1: like a moral crisis now. To be honest, I certainly

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Speaker 3: Boss.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm spiite, and I think you're going to be

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Speaker 2: violence is the right thing. And I'm having a little

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Speaker 2: I wear a lot of armor and I was named

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Speaker 3: After hearing about the terrifying croak. You're already taking precautions. Understood, understand.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't really like loud noises. They make

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I get what you're saying. Boss. If you cut

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Speaker 1: someone's throat and there's enough pressure behind the corot and artery,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of like a grenade going off. So it's

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Speaker 1: fine that I enjoyed.

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Speaker 2: It, Yes, because they were a bad person.

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Speaker 3: Boy, we're all learning something here today. I owe, what

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Speaker 3: have you learned? What have I learned?

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Speaker 4: I learned that I'm also gonna pull in Odysseus and

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Speaker 4: put a bunch of bullshit in my ears as well,

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Speaker 4: just because I saw a spight doing it. But that's

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Speaker 4: besides the point. You got eye on the line. I'm

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Speaker 4: a they them, Thanks for asking, but really I'm a

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Speaker 4: vessel for squash. Squash is he's a wilful, naughty little

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Speaker 4: figuring out. I've decided he's kind of like a like

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Speaker 4: a he him bimbo And isn't that fun?

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Speaker 2: Like a himbo? A what a himbo?

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Speaker 1: But the French spelling so is h I m b

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Speaker 5: Himbo, that's my last name.

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Speaker 4: He's kind of like if a member of the Bunet

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Speaker 4: gang was a dog, or if like you know, Stalin

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Speaker 4: in his bank robbing years, was like, you know, fucking

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Speaker 3: Last, and certainly not least, Hazel, who do you playing?

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Speaker 6: Hi? I'm Hazel and I'm playing Sister Murder on a

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Speaker 6: Bo Murdy the soup gun. I came in this anticipating

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Speaker 6: that I was gonna play like grizzled Nune. And I

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Speaker 6: think she's coming out of retirement. I think she's realizing

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Speaker 6: what to do with this about herself. She's here discovering

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Speaker 5: It turns out that's not all just soup and hating everything.

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Speaker 4: Is why I keep telling you guys.

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Speaker 1: That's the first lesson at bomb maker School.

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Speaker 4: Have just had fun out there.

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Speaker 2: Make friends.

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Speaker 3: What's the point of making bombs if you're not also

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Speaker 3: making friends? That's true.

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Speaker 5: Maybe the real soup was the bombs. We threw a long.

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Speaker 2: Way food and bombs. Can we take ten minutes before

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Speaker 3: Sure, let me just set the scene, Spike, you were

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I am looting first before I leave the body

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Speaker 2: of the bogger. Sure, I'm looting everyone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you can easily kind of spend some time

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Speaker 3: healing up. The scene is that everybody's kind of gathering

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Speaker 3: and regaining your your focus points as you use lay

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Speaker 3: on hands. That's no problem. So yeah, I think you

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Speaker 5: No, I need to also heal and potentially a lot.

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Speaker 1: I kind of hate a lot, but yeah, no damage.

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Speaker 5: Someone whacked me.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right.

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Speaker 5: Eight points. I'm casting the two action version of Heal

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Speaker 3: So that's definitely gonna get you up to full.

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Speaker 5: Because you're it's gonna get me up to the full.

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Speaker 6: I'm not going to bother rolling on it otherwise, I'm

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Speaker 6: just rolling one DY eight and that's so fun.

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Speaker 3: And spite you're using your lay on hands on yourself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm using both because I have two focus points.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to use both, and so I need twenty

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Speaker 2: And I've been thinking a lot about maybe they also

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Speaker 2: shouldn't put cages on rivers.

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Speaker 5: That's so true, bestie.

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Speaker 1: And what is the skin of someone's throat but a

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Speaker 1: thinking a lot about this, Boss. I think, really this

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Speaker 6: I know, I said I was coming out of retirement.

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Speaker 6: I think I'm back in retirement.

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Speaker 2: What if everything is like cages. I think I've read

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Speaker 4: Is your name Spie Fuko?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just cages all the way down.

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Speaker 1: I think I read that in a book by a

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Speaker 3: Somewhere deep deep down in the bottom there's a Nicholas anyway.

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Speaker 2: And revolution isn't free. So I am also looting sure.

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Speaker 3: Frankly, the Barger guards don't really have much on them

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Speaker 3: in the way they've got clubs and slings and stuff

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Speaker 2: Oh and the good one got away, okay, and.

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Speaker 3: The good one sunk down into the swamp.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be dredging that later.

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Speaker 3: You can see the sluice way, right, So, built into

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Speaker 3: a damn, right, you've got to have some ways that

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Speaker 3: allow overflow water that allows you to control the water level,

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Speaker 3: Otherwise it'll eventually go all the way up to the

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Speaker 3: will eventually erode and de throw the dam. So this

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Speaker 3: dam does have a sluiceway built into it, but it

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Speaker 3: doesn't look like everything about it's complete. It doesn't look

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Speaker 3: like the framing around it's complete and stuff. But it's

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Speaker 3: whatever you're going to do to it, you probably have

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Speaker 3: to do from inside the dam, not on the outside.

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Speaker 2: Well, should we go down into the dam?

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Speaker 1: Damn? I can't think of any other options.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to light the candles on my helmet, all right,

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Speaker 2: and then walk down like Saint Lucy.

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Speaker 3: All right. So the tunnel walls inside the dam are

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Speaker 3: it's lots of rotting fish and kind of oily smoke.

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Speaker 2: I also have the flax and fabric nostrils. I'm just

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Speaker 3: Sure you want to take the leap.

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Speaker 2: Spite doesn't even question the fact that it's taking the lead.

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Speaker 1: I'll go behind spie grenade in one hand, pistol in

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Speaker 5: I also have my shield raised and behind spite.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna have to kind of go single file at

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Speaker 3: least here for a little bit. The tunnel is very narrow. Yeah, whatever,

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Speaker 3: so spike Trent Murdy and it looks like squash here

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm walking backwards. I'm watching the rear.

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Speaker 3: All right. Well. The winding tunnel leads you deeper and

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Speaker 3: they ask whether Bargart friends are and if anyone is

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Speaker 2: I think you have to have your strength up, but

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and your friends are enough farm up away from here,

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Speaker 1: a nice, real, really nice farm.

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Speaker 3: Are you trying to tell them that you sent the

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Speaker 1: A nice farm.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's very nice. Yeah, but the Bargart said that

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Speaker 3: We're so excited to work on the great work. There

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Speaker 5: By the way, you'll need to keep your strength up

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Speaker 5: to work on the great work. We're bringing soup from

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Speaker 5: the Boggarts.

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Speaker 1: Who are again at a farm.

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Speaker 3: Oh so it's farm soup.

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Speaker 4: Is farm soup?

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Speaker 6: This guy?

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Speaker 5: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Jeez? That sounds like code work for poison. So can

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Speaker 2: That's fine, I've got a four.

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Speaker 5: I've got five. Oho, I rolled a five on my die.

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Speaker 5: Do we want a hero point?

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Speaker 6: That?

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Speaker 5: How important does this feel?

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Speaker 3: Just like in our last session, the first role of

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Speaker 2: I think that that's a total of eleven with guidance.

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Speaker 5: I cast guidance on myself.

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Speaker 2: And then can I assist?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you could give me a diplomacy check. It is

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Speaker 3: kind of a shared effort with everybody being like, no,

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Speaker 3: you want some soup?

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Speaker 2: I rolled in fourteen plus four for eighteen for my assist.

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Speaker 3: So with that and the bonus that I'm giving you

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Speaker 3: because you're offering them delicious soup.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like roasted lizard. It's really yummy.

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Speaker 3: The villagers take the soup and they're like, okay, well

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Speaker 3: if the boggart said that we should have it, and

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Speaker 3: they immediately kind of passed the soup around and begin eating.

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Speaker 3: They kind of shake their heads and it's clear that

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Speaker 3: the fog is lifting rather quickly. One of the women

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Speaker 3: in the cage says, my name is Quel Drona. How

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Speaker 3: long have we been here? I don't remember being brought here.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't feel like a real name. I whispered to

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Speaker 2: Well does the list that we have did they tell

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Speaker 3: No, it didn't include it. But people have been disappearing

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you could have been here for weeks.

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Speaker 3: Have you come to rescue us?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Now maybe nah.

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Speaker 2: I came to rescue you. These people are busy with

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Speaker 2: other important work, our own great work as it is.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you must be careful. These boggarts. They're enthralled to

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Speaker 3: some powerful leader named Zunger.

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Speaker 1: We don't need to worry about that, because the Boguards

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Speaker 3: Yes, they're certainly aware of that. Zunger goes into furious

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Speaker 1: Oh that's no good, what kind of magics powerful?

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Speaker 3: His magic causes horrible burns, not like fire, but still

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Speaker 3: if taken to rubbing themselves with some foul smelling, oily

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Speaker 4: Where do they put up with Zunger?

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Speaker 2: And where do they keep that fungus paste?

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Speaker 3: Queldrona shrugs. They don't let us out of here unless

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Speaker 3: they take us up above to work. We don't know

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Speaker 2: Oh you should go join your friends.

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Speaker 4: Oh I'll let you out, trust me.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing I would like more than to be gone

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Speaker 3: from this place.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you just head back that way first stairs

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Speaker 5: on the left.

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Speaker 1: Mind the corpses.

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Speaker 3: Qualdrona looks all of you and says, we are in

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Speaker 3: your debt. I will lead the others to safety. We

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Speaker 2: Do you have a barge or yeah, we came on

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Speaker 2: a pole barge.

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Speaker 3: Probably Yeah, we'll wait for you there after you open

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Speaker 3: up the gate. Qualdrona and the other two quickly gather

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Speaker 3: up their remaining belongings and frankly beat a pretty hasty retreat.

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Speaker 3: They get out of here. They are not interested in

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Speaker 3: hanging around at all.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're out of antidote, but there's probably still two

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Speaker 3: Well. As you're leaving, Quldrona says, be mindful if you

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Speaker 3: find any remains. I know that some of the villagers

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Speaker 1: Oh perfect, Oh easy, get at it. Not murdering people,

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Speaker 1: Free card guys, No.

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Speaker 3: Worries, folks. The bargards did it.

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Speaker 6: Uh.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry for your loss, as if it were a nightmare.

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Speaker 3: Now we'll take us some time to recover.

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Speaker 2: Oh you'll never fully recover. You'll be thinking about this

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Speaker 2: people forever.

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Speaker 5: That soup is healing, though, so you should be at

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Speaker 5: full headpoints.

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Speaker 3: But you've got a belly full of soups.

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Speaker 5: Went promises of Harasstal.

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Speaker 2: We continue, all right. For the audience who can't see

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Speaker 2: this as a very claustrophobic it is accurately described as

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Speaker 2: a claustrophobic tunnel.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is a very narrow winding tunnel that leads

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Speaker 3: to the kind of interior of this dam. So you

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Speaker 3: there's really only one way to go, and that's the

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Speaker 3: kind of follow the tunnel further in. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 3: ahead and advance folks as they are moving kind of

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Speaker 3: almost overpowering. In this broad chamber, a simple cooking pit

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Speaker 3: leather sacks. Clearly this is some sort of boggered barracks.

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Speaker 3: Opposite the entrance, carved into the wall is a massive

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Speaker 3: the boggards, right above another passageway that leads into darkness. Now,

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Speaker 3: I should note my description left out four things. Those

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Speaker 3: this room around the cooking fire, looking pretty mad that

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Speaker 3: you have entered their domain.

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Speaker 2: I think it left out the description missed five things.

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Speaker 2: The fifth thing that's around this fire is ads, and

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Speaker 2: we're back. Oh that's a lot of boggarts, I say.

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Speaker 3: As I said, there are four boggards in this chamber,

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Speaker 3: and they do not at all look happy to see you.

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Speaker 3: All of them have this symbol on their forehead, which,

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Speaker 3: if you recall last time, you identified the symbol as

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Speaker 3: the demon glyph of Gogunta, the frog demon of decay

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Speaker 3: that is oftentimes venerated by boggered cults. So we're gonna

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Speaker 4: They never heard of it.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's a new thing. It involves putting you in

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Speaker 3: order so that we can determine who gets to act when.

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Speaker 3: So I'm going to go around and ask everybody to

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Speaker 3: roll me a perception check for initiative, and we will

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Speaker 3: get this thing kicked off.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm so ready to a food fight, y'all.

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Speaker 6: I built a cool character around the bit.

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Speaker 3: Finally it's finally gonna pay off. Yeah, all right, So

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go around and ask for everybody's initiative, squash,

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Speaker 3: What do you got?

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Speaker 4: I got a five plus five for a total of ten.

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Speaker 3: Oh, my god, spite we got.

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Speaker 2: I got a nine plus four or total of thirteen.

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Speaker 2: I should have used my lucky dye instead of my

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Speaker 2: unlucky dye.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to jinx it, But is this the

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Speaker 3: What do you got?

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Speaker 1: Well? I got a natural twenty.

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Speaker 3: I guess that I jinxed it. I add to that?

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Speaker 3: Is that just perception?

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Speaker 1: That's twenty five?

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Speaker 2: No one gets the drop on trance. That is what

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Speaker 2: we are learning.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll learn me. Murdy, What do you have?

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Speaker 5: I got him? Eighteen plus seven is also twenty five

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Speaker 5: if we're choosing who goes first.

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Speaker 6: I did save my blessed spell for inside the damn,

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Speaker 6: so I can give a ready a buff, including you, tramp,

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Speaker 6: unless you have something that is advantageous to go ahead

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Speaker 6: of that.

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Speaker 1: No, I love buffs, all right.

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Speaker 3: Well, I definitely spoke too soon, because the both of

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Speaker 3: you are going to go before them. Murdy up in

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Speaker 3: the flickering darkness, you can see these boggards getting up

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Speaker 3: off the ground drawing their weapons. These do look like

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Speaker 3: the workers you saw up above. Certainly dangerous, but not

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Speaker 3: quite as dangerous as the outs and bosses that you've

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Speaker 3: seen before. What do you do?

442
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Speaker 2: Is this your only bless Yeah?

443
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 6: It is my only bless Actually, yeah, do we want

444
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 6: to I know that I made a big stick about it.

445
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 5: Do we want to save that for the last fight?

446
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 2: That would be my guess.

447
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 5: That's probably true. Trent, Do you want to go instead?

448
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: Absolutely?

449
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, So Trent's gonna go first. You are up.

450
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 3: You can see all these boggards. A bunch of them

451
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 3: are kind of clustered right near one another.

452
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna throw right into the middle of those

453
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,360
Speaker 1: two that are next to each other, which I think

454
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 1: is my best spot for hitting more than one person.

455
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's the thing. If you hit this guy in

456
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 3: the back here kind of on the other side of

457
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 3: the fire pit, you can hit him and the splash

458
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,639
Speaker 3: will hit the two next to him. That's kind of

459
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,639
Speaker 3: the best thing you could do.

460
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 1: That's fucking no. All right, And I rolled a four?

461
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 3: Are you happy with that four? Because it's not a

462
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 3: particularly good role.

463
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: It's not a particularly good role, but I use my

464
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: hero point, although unnecessarily this is the first role hit.

465
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 3: I think we got new hero points, right, Yeah, so

466
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 3: everybody's getting their hero points back.

467
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,159
Speaker 1: Oh well, then I'll use a hero point unless the

468
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 1: ten heads. I don't think it best.

469
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 3: No, it's not going to do it.

470
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: I rolled a four again, so we're good.

471
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 3: Well, Fate has officially decided that you are going to

472
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 3: miss with this attack. You throw it and it goes

473
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 3: behind the bogger, smashing on the floor, a burst into

474
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,719
Speaker 3: flames and does a small amount of damage to the Boggart.

475
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 3: It does one point the splash and still hits the

476
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 3: Boggart that was your target. But that is all it's

477
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 3: gonna do. Now that said, that was only one action

478
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,919
Speaker 3: for you because you're a quick bomb, so you do

479
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 3: still have two more.

480
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 1: I've got my pistol in hand, and I'm gonna shoot

481
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 1: one of those boggers in the face, all right, and

482
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: I'm not I rolled it too.

483
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 3: No, that's pretty bad. All right, Well you can reload.

484
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will reload.

485
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be the end of trans turn.

486
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:30,360
Speaker 6: All right, Murdy, I'm gonna pull a classic and I'm

487
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 6: gonna run into the chamber up to that first Boggart.

488
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 6: I'm gonna raise my shield and I'm gonna whack him

489
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 6: with my charmed soup little and yell.

490
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 5: It's a fucking food fight.

491
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 6: I rolled a nineteen plus four because I have that

492
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,640
Speaker 6: plus one, so it's twenty.

493
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 3: Three, oh so close to a cred A twenty three

494
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 3: is a solid hit, just shy of a crit Let's

495
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 3: go ahead and roll damage.

496
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 5: All right, and I rolled max damage.

497
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, you smash that bargard right in the face. He

498
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 3: is really badly hurt, but he's still standing. You moved,

499
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 3: raised your shield and bashed, so I think your turn

500
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 3: is done. So the bargards go. This could get messy,

501
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 3: all right. First, boggard that is standing right next to you,

502
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 3: Murdy is going to swing at you with its club

503
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 3: umber class of fourteen I think is gonna miss.

504
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 5: God misses Jason.

505
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 3: Well, it's gonna swing again, and I rolled a natural one,

506
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 3: so that's definitely gonna miss. And with nothing better to do,

507
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 3: I might as well swing a third time. Yeah, that

508
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 3: bargard must be seeing stars. You hit in the forehead

509
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 3: with the soup ladle. He starts swinging wildly around but

510
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 3: does not manage to connect. But that's okay, because there's

511
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 3: another Boggart who's going to spend his first action to move,

512
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 3: second action to swing his club at you. That's gonna

513
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 3: man swinging wildly in this cramped chamber. His club kind

514
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 3: of hit the ceiling and clipped off that missing entirely.

515
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 3: Second attack is going to miss as well. The next

516
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 3: boggard because there are four of them. Goodness comes bounding

517
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 3: up and is going to attack Murdy again.

518
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm doing well so far.

519
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 6: I haven't even had to use my shield, which, by

520
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 6: the way, the shield is a pot lid for all

521
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 6: you you know, all y'all at home, all.

522
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 3: Right, and we've already established an ARMA class of fourteen misses.

523
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 5: Fourteen misses.

524
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 3: However, oh shit, finally I got one role that wasn't terrible.

525
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 3: That was a nineteen plus five minus five is going

526
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 3: to be a nineteen. Does a nineteen hit you, Murdy.

527
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 5: And nineteen will hit me? Unfortunately?

528
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 3: The club comes descending down on you for three points

529
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 3: of damage.

530
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 6: All right, Well, well not because my potled shield has

531
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 6: a hardness of five, so I do block all of

532
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 6: that damage.

533
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 3: So you're going to spend your reaction to shield block.

534
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,400
Speaker 5: I would like to do that, sir.

535
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 3: The frog is now full of frog sadness.

536
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 5: Get better food safety practices.

537
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 3: One dream was to bash you with that club, and

538
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 3: now it's been denied.

539
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 2: That's probably the last dream that I'm ever going to have.

540
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 3: The final Boggart is going to come up and attack

541
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 3: Spite because he saw his friends all attack Murdy and

542
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 3: was like, that's not working. I'll hit this easier target. Yeah,

543
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 3: you're not easier to hit.

544
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:40,959
Speaker 4: Though, really not.

545
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 2: He doesn't know that I can't use a shield react,

546
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 2: So I mean, my shield's up, but it's I can't

547
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 2: use the reaction.

548
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 3: So Boggart steps up in the shallow passage, riveting menacingly.

549
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 3: He brings his club down and I rolled the way.

550
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 3: My dice have been bad, not just for this, not

551
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 3: just for this combat, for this entire campaign.

552
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 2: It's been impressively bad.

553
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 5: We're subverting the d M.

554
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I definitely feel subverted, that's for sure.

555
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 2: I hired wishes, that's you know.

556
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 3: What, that's fair. We've had power along. My second attack

557
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 3: is going to miss as well, because you know, why

558
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 3: change a pattern? Yeah, so the bar Goods have a

559
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 3: furious round of missing. If you didn't know better, you

560
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 3: would think that they were trying to play some sort

561
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 3: of song or something, banging their clubs on the roof

562
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,719
Speaker 3: and the floor and anything but your skulp.

563
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to offer advice and be like, well, actually,

564
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: you gotta swing with the hips. If you swing with

565
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 2: the hips, you can get more power out of the ground.

566
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,959
Speaker 2: I don't think whoever's in charge of you has been

567
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 2: doing a very good job of being your warlord.

568
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 5: They put people in cages.

569
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 3: Right right Suddenly you remember they put people in cages

570
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 3: and fed them mind altering fungus. Yes, fight, it's your

571
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 3: turn here.

572
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 2: Let me show you, I say, as I'm first going

573
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,959
Speaker 2: to hit the one directly in front of me. So

574
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 2: I'm going to suggest that I have a method by

575
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 2: which I can educate them. And I believe I will

576
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 2: educate this one into pulp because I rolled a twelve

577
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 2: plus eight, which is a twenty to hit, and then

578
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 2: I rolled max damage, which is an eight plus four

579
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:28,719
Speaker 2: is a twelve.

580
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 3: That poor Bogart went up to you desperately tried to swing,

581
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 3: missed pathetically, and you responded by just caving in the

582
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 3: side of his head. That bargar falls to the ground

583
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 3: in a heap The other three boggards look at each

584
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 3: other suddenly, the shared glances. Although they're frogs, you can't

585
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 3: help but realize that they have an expression on their

586
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 3: face that could be best summed up as I have

587
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 3: made a mistake.

588
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 2: Hi, yell, you never should have joined the cult of Gogurt.

589
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 2: And then I swing at the next one. Oh, I

590
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 2: rolled a five plus three is an eight. No, it's

591
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,719
Speaker 2: not gonna do it, but I'm so annoyed that I

592
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 2: swing again.

593
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 3: Oh I probly raised good shield. They can't hit for nothing.

594
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I forgot that I could have raised the shield.

595
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 2: I sure rolled a three that time, So that's a

596
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 2: one modified.

597
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 3: See. Now they've taught you something, which just how to

598
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 3: miss all the time. Yeah, you swing wildly, the morning

599
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 3: Star flailing to hear it about, but does not manage

600
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 3: to land with the second Bargert, who is ducking in terror.

601
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sure, wish I raised a shield. Okay, that's my.

602
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,959
Speaker 3: Chair, squash. We are up to you. You are in

603
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 3: the back furthest away from the fight, but I will

604
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 3: remind you can move through your fellow players.

605
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 4: I'm gonna move through my fellow players. Oh, then I'm

606
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 4: gonna do it. In a really flashy way.

607
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 3: Like wall run.

608
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 4: Like from a wall run, I'm gonna do some spins

609
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 4: people's shoulders. I'm gonna like give everyone a little kiss

610
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 4: on the cheek as I like spin it around and

611
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,719
Speaker 4: then I like do a little backflip and I'm like, hadda.

612
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 3: I will remind you that I think you can use

613
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 3: acrobatics to move through enemy spaces, which gives you pinash.

614
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 4: Jason, you've got out ahead of me. I'm trying to

615
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,719
Speaker 4: do that exactly. Actually, you know, I want to land

616
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 4: with my little tada and I say like, oh, you

617
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 4: guys into go gunta and I'm just gonna look for

618
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 4: some recognition on their face, all.

619
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 3: Right, So first give me the acrobatics check. To tumble

620
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 3: through the bargard space.

621
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 4: It's a total of a twelve.

622
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 3: Total of a twelve. So you attempt to tumble through

623
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 3: the bargared space, but unfortunately you kind of run into

624
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 3: the barguard and get bounced out to the side, which

625
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 3: means you don't get pinash because you did not manage

626
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 3: to tumble through its space.

627
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 4: Oh that's okay, there's more turns left.

628
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 3: It's true, you have one action left.

629
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 4: Oh that took up two.

630
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, you move slower when you tumble through spaces.

631
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 4: Well, rats, I shouldn't have been so flashy just to

632
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 4: impress my friends.

633
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 3: That also gives you pretty big bumus when you get panash.

634
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 4: So yeah, don't worry listeners that pinash is coming. Did

635
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 4: I already say try and do my like? Oh you

636
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 4: guys into I'm just trying to see if I can

637
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 4: kiss them a little off guard.

638
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 3: Well, you speak at them, but you're pretty sure that

639
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 3: they don't understand common, or if they do, they're not

640
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 3: giving any indication.

641
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 4: Well, I did my best, and I shoot the one

642
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 4: closest to me.

643
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 3: All right, make an attack roll.

644
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 4: That's a twenty four total seventeen plus seven.

645
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 3: Wow, you really do shoot him right in the face.

646
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 3: You're not sure if you can understand common, but the

647
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 3: word go gun to may have got his attention. Is

648
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 3: he kind of looked straight at you and then you

649
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 3: shot him square in the forehead. That is a critical hit.

650
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 3: Go ahead and roll damage total of six. All right,

651
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 3: six points of damage. You shoot that to Bargart right

652
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 3: in the face. Uh, his froggy skin has blackened, his

653
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 3: face is bleeding profusely, but he is still standing. That

654
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 3: is the end of your turn, though, Trent. We got

655
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 3: these bargards clustered in a way that you can hit

656
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 3: multiples of them with your bomb with splash damage, but

657
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 3: if you do so, you will also hit all player

658
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 3: characters who are adjacent to that target as well.

659
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: Well, I think I'm gonna throw for that back corner

660
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: one so that Murdy is the only one getting splashed,

661
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: but I am going to use my splash damage.

662
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 3: Okay, you could technically target either of the ones back there.

663
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm a hurling all right, natural twenty total.

664
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you throw the alchemist fire back into the corner

665
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 3: there and it hits that one barguard right in the face.

666
00:34:55,160 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: Prepared to croak, and I rolled a one for you,

667
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: all right.

668
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, so the bargart you hit in the face dies.

669
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 3: He was down to very few hit points. The two

670
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 3: next to him are gonna take uh extra damage. They

671
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 3: are both still up, but one of them looks very

672
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 3: badly hurt. And Murdy, I'm afraid you're going to take

673
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 3: two points of fire damage from that bomb. As the

674
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 3: fire splashes onto you, burning and scorching you.

675
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 5: My armor doesn't do anything about that.

676
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 3: Nope.

677
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 5: Being a Cook doesn't do anything about that.

678
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 3: I think there is a feat you can take for

679
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 3: that eventually, So Trent as a quick bomber that is

680
00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 3: again only your first action. You did reload your gun.

681
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna whip out the twelve gauge for

682
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: this one, and I'm going to blast the one directly

683
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 1: next to Murdy as opposed to the one that's next

684
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: to me.

685
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 3: Okay, squad, Yeah, the one that's kind off on its own. Okay, Yeah,

686
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 3: it will have a bit of cover just from the

687
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 3: cramped conditions and your friends being in the way, but

688
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 3: we'll work on that.

689
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 1: That's gonna be a total of twelve as a minus

690
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: five plus six.

691
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 3: Okay, so a total of twelve is gonna miss. In

692
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 3: your surprisingly careful calculation to make sure you don't hit

693
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 3: your friends, your shot goes slightly wide and misses the

694
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 3: Buggard entirely. I think you probably had to draw that

695
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 3: gun since he had the other gun out, So that's

696
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 3: probably gonna be the end of your turn.

697
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be me, Murdy.

698
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 3: We're over to you, all right.

699
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 5: For my turn.

700
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 6: I'm gonna spend my first action keeping my shield raised

701
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 6: and I'm gonna send my second action and my third

702
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 6: action because it's two actions casting divine lamps.

703
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 5: All right, I'm going to call to.

704
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 6: The embers of that fire and conjure a very very large,

705
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 6: very bright divine lips in the name.

706
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 3: Go ahead and make me an attack role against that

707
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 3: barger that's directly to the south of you there in

708
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 3: this squat Barger Barracks chamber.

709
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 6: I sure can't, Jason, Well, that was a NAT five

710
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,240
Speaker 6: two plus seven.

711
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 3: So yeah, that is gonna miss. The barger just manages

712
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 3: to sidestep it, but you do have your shield up,

713
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 3: which is good because the Barkert's go next the barger

714
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 3: that is directly next to you. Murdy, frustrated with his

715
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 3: previous turn where he swung at you twice and missed

716
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 3: both times, is going to this time try and swing

717
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 3: you three times and hopefully hit at least once, but

718
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 3: maybe not. Let's see, here comes the club. Armor class

719
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 3: fifteen fifteen does not hit. How about armor class two

720
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 3: does a two hit?

721
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 5: I wish it did not not one.

722
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 3: Dear listener, I want you to all understand that I've

723
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 3: been using a digital dice bot this entire time that

724
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 3: I'm starting to think is rig That was a terrible roll,

725
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 3: absolutely awful. I got a fifteen, a two, and then

726
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 3: a one, and that wasn't what I rolled. That was

727
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 3: the final Okay, that one misses. He looks very frustrated,

728
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 3: like he perhaps should have chosen a different path in life.

729
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 3: Maybe you could have been a frog painter. Maybe he

730
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 3: could have been a frog farmer. Maybe you could have

731
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 3: been a frog yeah, traveling.

732
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, salesman or occultist who is a bureaucrat somewhere else.

733
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 3: He certainly isn't cut out to be a guard. That's

734
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 3: the thing we've learned. Now, the other boggart, the one

735
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 3: who has been burned and hit a few times and

736
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 3: is just barely alive, he is going to turn all

737
00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 3: of his frustration and take it out on squash. Bring

738
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 3: it on, because little known fact, this boggard really dislikes

739
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 3: pugged and you're a showy, so he's going to try

740
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 3: and hit you with his club.

741
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 4: Okay, racist a.

742
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,439
Speaker 2: Little yeah, that's why we're killing him.

743
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 3: But he also rolled poorly. I rolled a three, so

744
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,760
Speaker 3: that's gonna miss.

745
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 4: Oh that's where racism gets you, buddy, Yeah.

746
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 3: That's right. And then I got a two, and then

747
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 3: I'm starting to think that this thing isn't even rolling

748
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 3: a D twenty. It might be rolling just a D twelve.

749
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 3: What's happening? I can't get above a seven.

750
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,760
Speaker 4: Okay, I'd like to thank all the puppy girl hackers

751
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 4: out there who got into Jason's roll twenty.

752
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 3: You've done a great job. So the two boggards have gone.

753
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 3: I'm sure they'll get another turn. I'm sure they won't

754
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 3: be sent to the boggard after life before they get

755
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,359
Speaker 3: to go again. Spite it is your turn.

756
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 2: Oh, I almost don't want to waste my good action

757
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 2: on the severe wounded one, but eh, all right, I say,

758
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 2: no swing with the hips like this, And then I

759
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 2: almost rolled my curse eye, but then I grabbed. I'm

760
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 2: petting the cursed die aside and I'm swinging the good die.

761
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 2: There's no way I've jinxed myself by saying that twelve

762
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 2: plus eight is a twenty. That's gonna yeah nine damage.

763
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 2: But this isn't in the head is a swing from

764
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 2: the side. I really want to show how you can

765
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 2: swing from the hips, but from the side and send

766
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 2: the body like all the way back to the back

767
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 2: of the cave.

768
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 3: So your morning Star comes up underneath his arm, hitting

769
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 3: him like in the armpit, causing him to kind of

770
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 3: pinwheel across the room as he slams into the far

771
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 3: wall and a heap of broken bones and blood and

772
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 3: unfulfilled dreams of being a frog accountant.

773
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,919
Speaker 2: And then that's my first action. For my yeah, second action,

774
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 2: I want to flank the other one by going like,

775
00:40:58,560 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 2: get it between me and ready.

776
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can move over there, that's that's easy.

777
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 2: And that time I'm gonna I'm gonna swing upwards. I'm

778
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 2: gonna do an up Oh no, which is you know,

779
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 2: I have a minus five on it, so we'll see

780
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 2: how it goes. Oh, I'm so close to hitting all.

781
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 3: You are very close.

782
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 2: I was on off, was one off.

783
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,240
Speaker 3: He's not a twelve. So that's gonna miss.

784
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 2: I say, you never get to heaven if you don't

785
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 2: reach for the guy.

786
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,399
Speaker 1: Bogger, you don't hit in the head.

787
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 3: That boggard is like he sees you miss, and he's

788
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,760
Speaker 3: just like he's very strong, he's very mighty. He's definitely

789
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 3: gonna live.

790
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 2: He's that unwounded one.

791
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 3: This one's barely hurt at all. This one is gonna

792
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 3: be the one that defeats all of you single handedly.

793
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 2: All the dice just turn entirely for the rest of.

794
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 3: The king, I just get nothing but twenties, and you

795
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 3: all get nothing but one squash. It's your turn.

796
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 4: I reload my gun.

797
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 3: That's one action.

798
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 4: I'm gonna give this guy a little taste of vitamin sword.

799
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 3: Vitamins sword.

800
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna run at him with me gun sword.

801
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 3: All right. So that's your second action, and for your

802
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 3: third action, you attack. So go ahead and give me

803
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 3: an attack role.

804
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 6: Please.

805
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 4: It is a seventeen total.

806
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 3: Seventeen is gonna hit. You managed to catch the Boggart

807
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 3: in the arm. Go ahead and deal me damage.

808
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,359
Speaker 4: It's a six plus two is an eight.

809
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 2: Dear, listener to the look on Jason's face as Forlorn.

810
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 2: None of the Boggart's hit anyone this entire combat. No

811
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 2: I got hit. Oh that's right, but you blocked it.

812
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,240
Speaker 5: No I got hit by Robert.

813
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 3: I don't know what to say. Everybody, listen, this has

814
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 3: never happened to me before.

815
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 4: I swear this has never happened.

816
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 3: Listen. Sometimes when you're a GM, you you have performance anxiety,

817
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 3: and the dice don't go your way, and none of.

818
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 4: Your bogger tit and then you just look normally. I'm

819
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 4: a mass murder machine.

820
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's gonna turn around when we get to

821
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 2: the boss.

822
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 3: I'm sure well that performance didn't do it all right.

823
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 3: So that bugger slumps to the floor, your blade slicing

824
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 3: up his arm through his neck. He collapses in a

825
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 3: gurgling pile of his own blood, the last of the defeated.

826
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 2: Before he's done curdling with blood, he's watching me look

827
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 2: through his stuff in the cubby.

828
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 5: You know what else is looting you and looking through

829
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 5: your stuff?

830
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 2: Is it? Ads? I thought we already did two? Do

831
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 2: we only do one?

832
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 5: I thought we already did one?

833
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 2: Who knows? Maybe this is an AD break.

834
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 4: Maybe it's not. Maybe, and either we're.

835
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 2: Back or not.

836
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 4: If we're back, we're back, now back, And if we're back,

837
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 4: we're back. On squash. Squash takes his gun sword and

838
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 4: like twirls it around his finger and like tries to

839
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 4: sheet it, but it's a huge like gun sword, so

840
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 4: it goes right by his face. He's like, whoa, that

841
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 4: was like so dangerous.

842
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 5: I'm walking over to Tran. I'm going, hey, buddy, you

843
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 5: owe me one of your healing potions.

844
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: I pull out an alchemists fire and then oh healing,

845
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: I pull out the correct potion.

846
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 3: The funny part is you don't label them, and they.

847
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: Look no, no, no, this.

848
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 3: One the barracks has gone quiet. The last of the

849
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 3: Boggards has been slain. This place clearly is you know,

850
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 3: there are all these niches and alcoves in the wall

851
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 3: where the barguards sleep. It looks like they probably use

852
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 3: these in shifts, Like there's not quite enough here to

853
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 3: represent all the boggards, so they probably just share, I mean,

854
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 3: some sleep during the day, some slip at night. These

855
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 3: four clearly had the day off and tried to defend

856
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 3: their layer.

857
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 2: They died doing what they loved.

858
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, missing furiously, that's what they died doing. But now

859
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 3: you can search it if you like. As I said,

860
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 3: there's a passageway kind of off to the west and

861
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 3: heads off into darkness. Above it is this detailed carving

862
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 3: of the demonic ruin of go Gunta, the demon lord

863
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 3: of fetid swamps, that looks like really the only way

864
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 3: to go.

865
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 2: First I'm looting, and then I'm taking up my dagger

866
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,720
Speaker 2: and defacing the gogurt symbol.

867
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 3: All right, so you're gonna start looting or the rest

868
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 3: of you going to start tossing the place as well.

869
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 3: There's a lot here to search.

870
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 6: I was also separately planning on defacing the.

871
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 2: We can do it together, just teamwork.

872
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 4: I carve a cool s up there, and then I

873
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 4: start searching around.

874
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 3: Oh, like the cool ass that's what you're caring.

875
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, three lines on top, three lines on bottom, you know.

876
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I think it's an old alchemist symbol.

877
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 2: Like I genuinely think that. I don't know why I

878
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 2: think it, but I remember reading it anyway.

879
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, the party that defaces demonic rooms together

880
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 3: stays together. So there's plenty of room to deface. To

881
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 3: go around, and you search through the area and you find, frankly,

882
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 3: a lot of basic equipment, cooking utensils, rope, torches, bags,

883
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 3: flint and steel, stuff like that.

884
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 2: Every time I find a cooking utensil, I offer it

885
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 2: to Murdy, to the point where it's clearly annoying. Murdy. No,

886
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be like, but you have one of these?

887
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 2: Do you have one of these?

888
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,399
Speaker 6: I could take a better grilling fork, but I don't

889
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 6: need another specula and I'm honestly kind of set on

890
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 6: soup littles.

891
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 5: The one is kind of.

892
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 2: That one's magical.

893
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 3: Who would have thought that the Boggarts were like really

894
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 3: in interested in all the different kinds of knives. So

895
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,479
Speaker 3: there's like, you know, oh, it's a here's a pairing knife,

896
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 3: and a fley knife and a chef's knife.

897
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 5: And they have a cheese knife. I've been looking for

898
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,240
Speaker 5: a new cheese knife.

899
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 3: They do have a cheese knife despite being frogs and

900
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 3: having no access to cheese.

901
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 5: Do you think they can digest dairy?

902
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 6: All right?

903
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 3: You know, that's an interesting question. I don't have an

904
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 3: answer to.

905
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 4: Either of these Bogarts are gormands or this is very sinister.

906
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't even think of the sinister part.

907
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so sorry they killed the cheesemonger.

908
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,280
Speaker 2: Are there signs of like, I guess they wouldn't consider

909
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 2: it cannibalism if we are considering eating them, but like,

910
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 2: are there signs that this is where missing villagers ended up?

911
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 3: You don't see any bones or anything like that. As

912
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 3: a matter of fact, they're so Their stewpot in the

913
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 3: middle looks mostly full of fish. It's a lot of

914
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 3: kind of fermented fish. So you do find that. When

915
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 3: going through a little personal belongings, you also find, you know,

916
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 3: a good pile of copper pieces, a bunch of silver pieces,

917
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 3: four gold pieces, and a platinum piece. Dude, you find

918
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 3: some coins scattered throughout the barracks. And everyone who's searching,

919
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 3: please give me a perception check.

920
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 5: Eighteen six plus seven is thirteen.

921
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 4: Twenty two total trent?

922
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 3: Are you searching? Are you just taking search it?

923
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 1: I only got a thirteen though, all right.

924
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 3: So, spie, you discover in one of the alcoves, kind

925
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 3: of underneath the dirty straw matt that they were using

926
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 3: as a bed, you find a silvery oil in a

927
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 3: small glass vial, and after inspecting it a bit, you

928
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 3: determine that this is oil of potency.

929
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 2: Oh, you've been having issues? Will this help you?

930
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 3: Listen, consult your alchemist if oil of potency is right

931
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 3: for you?

932
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 2: No, what is this tip?

933
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 3: Oil of potency? You can apply it to a weapon. Boy,

934
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 3: I'm not helping myself here out. And you can apply

935
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 3: it to a weapon to make it magical for one

936
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 3: minute now, unlike the normal kind of magic ruins that

937
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 3: you all have on your weapons that give you plus

938
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 3: one to hit. Oil of Potency also includes the ruin

939
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 3: of striking, which means any weapon you put it on

940
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 3: will roll an extra dye of damage. So if your

941
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 3: weapon normally does a D eight, if you put this

942
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 3: oil on it, it will do two D eight per hit.

943
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 2: I'm keeping this. I'm turning around being like, Okay, this

944
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 2: is the oil of Potency, and I think that if

945
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 2: you do the logic, I'm going to thank you.

946
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:47,959
Speaker 3: Yeah. Finally, over on the side near the fire, there

947
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 3: are two large jugs filled with a foul smelling fungus paste.

948
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 3: Let's go one of them. You've already encountered. It's what's

949
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 3: they feed to the villagers. There's a whole jug of it.

950
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be destroyed. I don't know how I'm gonna

951
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 2: destroy it. Never mind.

952
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 3: I mean, you can dump it in the fire.

953
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 2: I know, but button no, but what if it what

954
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 2: if it turns into a dust cloud? Well you're the

955
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 2: game master. Yeah, I dump it into the fire.

956
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 3: You wake up three months later having finished filled.

957
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 2: Is what I was about.

958
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 3: Now you can destroy It's fine, just dump it out.

959
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 3: It'll get rid of it. So the other jug smells

960
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,399
Speaker 3: of cinnamon and has an oily sheene about it.

961
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 2: I think this is the one that protects us from

962
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:35,240
Speaker 2: the acid.

963
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 3: I say the elder did mention a paste, an oily

964
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,760
Speaker 3: paste that they smeared on themselves to protect themselves from acid.

965
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 2: I'm doing it. I'm just smearing it all over myself.

966
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 3: So there is enough in here for you for you

967
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 3: all to coat yourself in this if you want.

968
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 5: Is there any turmeric in it? Will I dye my

969
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 5: skin yellow?

970
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: Mm hmm?

971
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 3: It doesn't seem so.

972
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 2: That a plus or minus.

973
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 5: Me hazel minus murty. I'm not actually sure.

974
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like spite. You're coating yourself in the oil.

975
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 2: It takes me a long time getting and out of

976
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 2: my armor, so I figure I gotta do it before

977
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 2: the battle.

978
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm getting all slippery.

979
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 3: With this, all right, You've got a slippery shoonye squash.

980
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 2: Can you get my back?

981
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 3: Yes?

982
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 2: Thank you?

983
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 4: Anybody else, yeah, go and get me. Yeah, I'm doing

984
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 4: everybody's back.

985
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 6: Oh.

986
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 5: I'm using my ladle to get my own back. Thank you.

987
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:45,359
Speaker 2: All right. I just start marching down shield raised down

988
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 2: the other tunnel, looking for a skull, being like remember,

989
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 2: once we see a skull there's gonna be a trap

990
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 2: in the ground. I don't know how to find traps

991
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 2: very well. I guess maybe I'm moving at slow motion

992
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 2: looking for traps instead of shield raised.

993
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 3: All right. Down the short and smoky tunnel there is

994
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 3: a small chamber, the opposite side of which is a

995
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 3: massive frog skull mounted directly above an iron door. The

996
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 3: wicked symbol on the Boggart's head is reproduced here, glowing

997
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 3: with a faint green light, almost as if warning anyone

998
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 3: who might approach that something dangerous lies in. Wait.

999
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 4: Do you think this is the skull we're talking about?

1000
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think there's a trap. Any of you good

1001
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 2: at that kind of thing?

1002
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 4: A Marilla perception check?

1003
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 3: All right, So it sounds like Squash is going up

1004
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 3: front to look around for traps.

1005
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 4: Yes, tridden, Oh so very carefully.

1006
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 3: So this is a situation in which you don't roll.

1007
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 3: I roll for you, and I don't tell you what

1008
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 3: the result is. I just tell you whether or not

1009
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 3: you find something or not fair enough.

1010
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense. No one look at the screen.

1011
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,879
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm going to break out my dice on this.

1012
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 2: You have physical dice, and you've been using this cursed

1013
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 2: digital die just out of sticking to the commitment. That's commitment,

1014
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 2: you know.

1015
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 3: I have to admit ROLL twenty oftentimes is just super

1016
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 3: deadly for me. But today it has totally abandoned me.

1017
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 3: But here we go. What's your perception.

1018
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 4: Bonus there, Squash plus five.

1019
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:34,320
Speaker 3: You take a look around, and you notice that although

1020
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:38,240
Speaker 3: the floor of this place is mud and stones, directly

1021
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 3: in front of the door is one large square stone

1022
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 3: that is specifically kind of set off from the others.

1023
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 3: It almost looks like a pressure plate.

1024
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 4: I don't care for that at all. I think we've

1025
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 4: got a pressure place situation.

1026
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,799
Speaker 2: My dudes, no one step on that.

1027
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 3: Don't step on that.

1028
00:53:59,200 --> 00:53:59,439
Speaker 5: Hmm?

1029
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 4: Do you want to like throw a bag of sand

1030
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 4: off to it? Try and set it off before we

1031
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 4: get get on in there. So I'll say this, squash,

1032
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:13,479
Speaker 4: do you have thievery? Are you trained in thievery? Am

1033
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 4: I trained in thievery?

1034
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 5: Yes?

1035
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:17,760
Speaker 4: I am. It's my best skill.

1036
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, if you are trained in thievery, then you

1037
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 3: can attempt to disarm the trap.

1038
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 5: Squash. Do you want thieves tools? I have thieves tools.

1039
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 4: Oh well, I'll consult with everyone first if we even

1040
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 4: want to take the risk, because I'm a team player.

1041
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, well why not?

1042
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 3: What could go wrong? Lots of things.

1043
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 5: I'm always for rolling dice.

1044
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 4: You heard that nothing can go wrong?

1045
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 5: Oh do you want guidance too? And we might as

1046
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:49,240
Speaker 5: well pile.

1047
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 6: Them all one.

1048
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 4: I would loft some guidance.

1049
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:55,800
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you've got guidance and thieves tools. I built

1050
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,240
Speaker 6: Murdy to be like an equipment.

1051
00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 2: You did a good job of it.

1052
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 5: I feel like kitchen tools are useful for just like everything,

1053
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 5: you know. So I tried to take everything the kitchen sink.

1054
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 6: It's yeah, yeah, you know what they say, go ahead

1055
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 6: and make that thievery roll.

1056
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 4: So I rolled an eleven plus seven for an eighteen

1057
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:22,280
Speaker 4: plus one with guidance, So nineteen and then this thief

1058
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 4: tools give me anything.

1059
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 2: They just let you do it.

1060
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 3: No, they're not. They just let you do it. So

1061
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 3: you carefully lift up the stone and find the small

1062
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 3: pressure sensor underneath that's connected to a small wire that

1063
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 3: goes up into the wall. And it looks like it

1064
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 3: goes up into the door, and you just cut it

1065
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,280
Speaker 3: and the trap is disarmed.

1066
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 4: I give a big thumbs up.

1067
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 2: I go and I raise my shield and try and

1068
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 2: open the door.

1069
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 3: All right, So I'm gonna put spide up there, Trent.

1070
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,720
Speaker 3: It sounds like you were right behind Squash. You're right there, Mardy,

1071
00:55:55,800 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 3: You're over there. Okay. The door swings open. As the

1072
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 3: waters of the swamp continue to rise, they may in

1073
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 3: time threaten to overwhelm the dam itself. To prevent this,

1074
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:13,760
Speaker 3: the Bargets have built an impressive sluiceway, a massive channel

1075
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 3: through the dam that can be opened to relieve the pressure.

1076
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 3: The wark here is far from done, though, and the

1077
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 3: main gate out into the swamp is flooded and closed.

1078
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 3: Should it be open now, the water would likely undermine

1079
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 3: the entire dam, causing it to collapse from within. Opposite

1080
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 3: the entry, on the other side of the sluiceway stands

1081
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 3: a large vaulted area with a massive shrine made from bones, reeds,

1082
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 3: and mud. A construct looking like some sort of corpulent

1083
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 3: frog demon. There dancing before it is a Boggart clad

1084
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 3: in bone charms and reads this must be the Swampseer,

1085
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 3: the head of the cult of Gogunta. As she turns

1086
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 3: the symbol of her foul god carrved into the skin

1087
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:05,959
Speaker 3: of her forehead, seems to glow with a faint green light.

1088
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 3: She lets out a terrifying croak, raising her staff in

1089
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 3: front of her, she points it at you and screams

1090
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 3: in anger. We are going in to fight here, folks

1091
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 3: with the swamps ear.

1092
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, Trent, If any of your bombs accidentally blow

1093
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:24,919
Speaker 2: up that shrine, no one will be sad.

1094
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: Good to know. I definitely was considering other people when

1095
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 1: planning my actions here.

1096
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 2: That's what I like about you, all right?

1097
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 3: Can I get everybody to roll initiative for me?

1098
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: Nineteen?

1099
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 3: All right? Trant has a nineteen for initiative? Sounds great?

1100
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 3: Squash what you got?

1101
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 4: I got an eleven plus five for a sixteen, A

1102
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 4: tasty little sixteen.

1103
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 3: Very good, murdy, what's your initiative?

1104
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 5: I got an ot one, but plus seven is eight?

1105
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 3: Oh boy, enjoy going last?

1106
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 2: Spite well, I got ten plus four for fourteen. But

1107
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 2: it's okay because that thing has a twenty nine.

1108
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 3: No no PK. Sorry, I finally rolled.

1109
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 2: Well, the te have turned against us, lads.

1110
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 3: I rolled an eighteen plus eleven gives me a total

1111
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 3: of twenty.

1112
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 2: Nine plus eleven. Man, I want to just keep that

1113
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 2: lady around and have her due perception for me.

1114
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, as soon as I do, wish you.

1115
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 6: Could have seen the fiendish look pon Chason's face when

1116
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 6: he rolled that. It was really a sight to behold.

1117
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 3: I was super exciting.

1118
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 2: Tpk tpk.

1119
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 3: So the swampseer goes first, and it's going to step

1120
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 3: up to the edge of the sluiceway. Now, as a reminder,

1121
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 3: this sluiceway is kind of a gulf between the two

1122
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 3: of you. It's a channel that separates the two groups.

1123
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 3: So Spite Trance squad Murdy, you're all kind of clustered

1124
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 3: on one side. Then directly in front of you, the

1125
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 3: ground drops away ten feet. It's then the sluiceway is

1126
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,919
Speaker 3: fifteen feet wide, going from one end to the dam

1127
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 3: to the other, and then it rises up ten feet

1128
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 3: on the other side. So you're kind of looking at

1129
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 3: each other across this gulf of the sluiceway. So the

1130
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 3: swampsear Zunger looks at you from across this gulf and

1131
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 3: then starts croaking and chanting as it moves its hand

1132
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 3: in a rhythmic pattern, and when it finishes, it flings

1133
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 3: a blob of acid across this gulf at you. It

1134
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 3: lands at Trance feet, exploding in a burst of acid,

1135
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 3: hitting all four of you, spike, squash, and murdy. I

1136
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 3: need all four of you to make me a reflex save.

1137
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 4: Okay, might this be a moment I could use a

1138
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 4: fleshy dodge.

1139
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 3: So you cannot use any reactions yet because you have

1140
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 3: not gone yet.

1141
00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 4: He's tough but fair, folks.

1142
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 1: I got an eleven total.

1143
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 3: On eleven is a failure.

1144
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 2: I'm an eighteen on eighteen is a fel brutal.

1145
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 5: I got a thirteen plus three sixteen.

1146
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 3: So is a failure.

1147
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 4: There's no bones about it. I have also failed.

1148
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:25,959
Speaker 2: I think we're covered in this oil.

1149
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:26,920
Speaker 3: Well what did you roll?

1150
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 6: It?

1151
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,800
Speaker 4: Rolled me a three. There's just no way, folks.

1152
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 3: A twelve you just avoid a critical failure. So this

1153
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 3: is going to do acid damage to all of you. However,

1154
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 3: you are all protected from acid. So let's see what

1155
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:53,920
Speaker 3: I roll. So I rolled a six. The pace you

1156
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 3: have put on yourselves prevents five points of damage, so

1157
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 3: you all take one point of acid damage.

1158
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. I could do this all day, and then I think, well,

1159
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 2: like not all day, all day, but like probably twenty times.

1160
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 3: Looking down at the paste, it looks like the paste

1161
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 3: is still there, but it is greatly diminished. A bunch

1162
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 3: of it boiled away. You look like you could maybe

1163
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 3: take acid damage one more time and still have it

1164
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 3: protect you. But then that's it.

1165
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 2: I have liked to reconsider my position on how long

1166
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 2: I would like to have this be the way that

1167
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 2: our encounter goes. Lady soon to die?

1168
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 3: All right? That was the swampsars turn, it moved, it

1169
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 3: threw acid at you. Trant. You have the initiative next.

1170
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 1: Okay, you called that, throw in something full of acid

1171
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 1: at somebody, and then I'm gonna step forward and I'm

1172
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 1: gonna throw one of my alchemist's acids.

1173
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 3: So if you step forward, you will tumble into the

1174
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 3: sluice way out.

1175
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stand here and throw it.

1176
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,920
Speaker 2: When I see you go for acid, I'm like, I

1177
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 2: wonder if acid is the most effective strategy.

1178
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 3: We'll find out.

1179
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 1: All right, fine, okay, that's a nineteen.

1180
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 3: Total nineteen will hit?

1181
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: All right, that's D six plus one. That's a six six.

1182
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 3: You throw the vial of acid across at Zunger. It

1183
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 3: strikes Zunger's side, dealing six points of damage. The swampseer

1184
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 3: hisses in pain as the acid burns them. It does

1185
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 3: look at work.

1186
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 2: I take it back, Trent.

1187
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 1: See that's how.

1188
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 3: You do it. Yeah, that was your first action.

1189
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 1: Well, I guess I'm gonna use the pistol in my

1190
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 1: hand to shoot him.

1191
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead and make an attack roll.

1192
01:02:54,080 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: That is an eleven plus one, so twelve you find.

1193
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 3: But Zunger ducks it easily, just kind of dodgers out

1194
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 3: of the way. His staff, which actually kind of looks

1195
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,440
Speaker 3: more like a tried covered in bones, kind of just

1196
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 3: ducks out of the way and avoids your shot.

1197
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll happen.

1198
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 3: You do have one action left if you want to reload,

1199
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 3: or I mean, I guess you could start climbing down

1200
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 3: into this loice way.

1201
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 1: I think I'll reload.

1202
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:22,959
Speaker 3: All right, sounds good, All right, squash, So it's your turn.

1203
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 3: You've had a fifteen foot gulf in front of you.

1204
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 3: You could back up and try and jump across. You

1205
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 3: could climb down, you can shoot from here. What do

1206
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 3: you want to do?

1207
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 4: That altar is so so so scary and it looks

1208
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:39,080
Speaker 4: really enticing and fuck this, I'm jumping over there.

1209
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:47,440
Speaker 2: It's a twenty, just like kind of what you needed.

1210
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 2: I think you literally needed a twenty even.

1211
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 3: Though it's not your skill. You back up and jump

1212
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,240
Speaker 3: across and I'm gonna let you land on either side.

1213
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 3: We'll put you over here, and I'm gonna give you

1214
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 3: a pinash for that, because that's the height of bravery

1215
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 3: and swashbuckler tude. So you now have panash. But that

1216
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 3: did burn up two of your actions. You now only

1217
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 3: have one left.

1218
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 4: And that is squash, the height of panash. Squash hair

1219
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 4: flowing through the air, has his big goddamn sword out

1220
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:26,120
Speaker 4: like an anime protagonist, and is slashing at Zunger.

1221
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 3: All right, give me an attack roll you land with

1222
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 3: grace and panash.

1223
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:37,960
Speaker 4: I land with grace, Panash and a seventeen total.

1224
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,840
Speaker 3: Your blade flashes through the air, your slice going straight

1225
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:46,680
Speaker 3: for Zunger's face, who ducks back, and your blade literally

1226
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 3: crosses right in front of his frog nose. You miss

1227
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:58,920
Speaker 3: by the breadth of a hair spite, It is now

1228
01:04:58,960 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 3: your turn.

1229
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 2: Okay, So you said I could jump down using an

1230
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 2: action safely.

1231
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can pretty safely jump down into the sides

1232
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 3: of it are actually kind of sloped a little bit,

1233
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 3: So if you've taken just one action, you can kind

1234
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 3: of safely jump down.

1235
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:16,240
Speaker 2: Without Can I take all three actions jump down and

1236
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 2: climb up ten feet.

1237
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,480
Speaker 3: So the tricky part here is you gotta climb down,

1238
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:23,760
Speaker 3: move over, and then start climbing.

1239
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:24,640
Speaker 2: That's what I was saying.

1240
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 3: Can you get a critical success or do really well

1241
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 3: on the thing? You could get up in one turn,

1242
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 3: but it really is a pain to get to the

1243
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:31,479
Speaker 3: other side.

1244
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 2: Spike cannot handle the idea of not attacking this monstrous creature,

1245
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:41,840
Speaker 2: not because of being a frog, but because of the

1246
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 2: actions that this person has taken. And so she is

1247
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:51,440
Speaker 2: going to jump down, draw a javelin, and throw a javelin.

1248
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,800
Speaker 2: All right, do I need to roll the jump?

1249
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:55,320
Speaker 5: No?

1250
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 3: No, no, that's fine. Just go ahead and make me

1251
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 3: the attack.

1252
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:09,120
Speaker 2: Okay, oh it's seventy my kingdom for a bless.

1253
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:08,760
Speaker 3: So close yet so far. Your javelin goes sailing through

1254
01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:11,640
Speaker 3: the air. This swamps here has been dodging attacks left

1255
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 3: and right. The javelin heading straight. Ad Zunger just gently

1256
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 3: turns to the side and watches its sail right past.

1257
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:21,280
Speaker 3: That is the end of Spike's turn.

1258
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,160
Speaker 2: And now I hope this sluice weight doesn't open while

1259
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:23,680
Speaker 2: I'm in there.

1260
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 6: Murdy Jason, what do you think about the penalty that

1261
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 6: I would be taking if they if I threw a

1262
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,800
Speaker 6: dagger all the way over at the frog.

1263
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 3: Just based on rain, should probably be looking at a

1264
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,200
Speaker 3: penalty of about two.

1265
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:46,600
Speaker 5: Sounds great. I'm gonna take two actions to cast bless.

1266
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:50,520
Speaker 6: Everybody's getting plus one, including myself, all right, and then

1267
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 6: I have a chef's knife dagger this whole game and

1268
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,640
Speaker 6: haven't had a chance to use it, so damn fuck it,

1269
01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna throw it.

1270
01:06:58,520 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 3: So the only person who's not going to get the

1271
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 3: bonus right now is Squash. Actually, that's okay, you throw

1272
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,680
Speaker 3: the dagger. Go ahead and make me in a tack role.

1273
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, I am rolling plus three.

1274
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,400
Speaker 5: So that's a thirteen.

1275
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 6: Plus three minus two plus one.

1276
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 3: Yep, that's all the math.

1277
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 5: That's fifteen.

1278
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:29,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, you fling your chef knives across and

1279
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 3: it misses the swamps here entirely, but it does embed

1280
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:36,240
Speaker 3: in the bottom of the statue of Go Gunta, So

1281
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:39,720
Speaker 3: you know there's that. We are at the top of

1282
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,640
Speaker 3: the order. Zunger looks at you, Squash, malice and hate

1283
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,680
Speaker 3: twisting on its lips as it begins to form the

1284
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 3: words of magic. I need you to make a reflect

1285
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:53,320
Speaker 3: saved Squash.

1286
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:59,960
Speaker 4: Well, it's a six plus nine, so fifteen total.

1287
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna tell you what you see, and then

1288
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,000
Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you decide do you have a hero

1289
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:09,200
Speaker 3: point left? I do you do? Don't you? Okay, I'm

1290
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:10,760
Speaker 3: gonna let you decide whether or not you want to

1291
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 3: spend that here a point. Here's what's happening. A green

1292
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:22,439
Speaker 3: claw is appearing around you. It is as about as

1293
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 3: big as you are, and it looks like it is

1294
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:28,519
Speaker 3: going to grab you and drag you off the edge

1295
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:29,760
Speaker 3: into this loose way.

1296
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 4: A claw as big as me, and I probably couldn't

1297
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:37,840
Speaker 4: flashy dodge this this bad boy, because that's just ac

1298
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:43,679
Speaker 4: I'm yeah, this is a saving throw yep, I'm gonna

1299
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,439
Speaker 4: be heroic and use my.

1300
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 3: Point, all right, go ahead and rebroll. Sure.

1301
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:53,720
Speaker 4: I'm glad that I did, because a fourteen plus nine

1302
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:57,400
Speaker 4: is better than the thing that I did before at

1303
01:08:57,439 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 4: twenty three.

1304
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:02,720
Speaker 3: So I'm still gonna move you five feet, which means

1305
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 3: I'm still gonna push you into the sluice because you

1306
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:09,320
Speaker 3: made it, but you are gonna take half damage, which

1307
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:11,760
Speaker 3: is good because the damage on this is two D eight,

1308
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:17,479
Speaker 3: So instead of taking fourteen damage, you'll only take seven,

1309
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,920
Speaker 3: and it's acid damage. Which means it's reduced to two.

1310
01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:23,280
Speaker 3: You only take two damage.

1311
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,480
Speaker 4: Big d I eat two damage for breakfast.

1312
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:28,920
Speaker 3: Indeed, but then you are pushed into the sluice way

1313
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 3: and fall down ten feet take an additional five points

1314
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:38,559
Speaker 3: of damage. Brother. And then the swamp Sar is going

1315
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:45,559
Speaker 3: to unleash a terrifying croak. Its throat bladder increases in

1316
01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:52,040
Speaker 3: size and unleashes a sonorous crime that causes terror and

1317
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 3: fear to take root in all of your hearts. I

1318
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,920
Speaker 3: need all of you to make me a will save.

1319
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:02,839
Speaker 5: Basically, would you describe this as an effect of magic?

1320
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,560
Speaker 3: It is actually not magical. It is auditory.

1321
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,800
Speaker 2: Would you describe the fact that I have candle wax

1322
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:11,759
Speaker 2: in my ears as providing any kind of bonus?

1323
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:14,760
Speaker 3: Congratulations, you get a plus two bonus on.

1324
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:15,720
Speaker 2: The s Squash did it too?

1325
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:20,240
Speaker 4: Yes, Squash did it too? Thank you?

1326
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:23,320
Speaker 5: Sorry? Can you re explain how this is not magic?

1327
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:30,679
Speaker 3: It's a terrifying frog war cry I'm having.

1328
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:31,679
Speaker 1: It's like a dinosase.

1329
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:33,360
Speaker 5: Why would I be scared of that?

1330
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:43,720
Speaker 3: Because he's pretty scary. It has certain subvocal harmonies that

1331
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 3: just reach into the core of you and shake you

1332
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,800
Speaker 3: to your very being, as if you're being hunted by

1333
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:49,599
Speaker 3: some sort of masses.

1334
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:51,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, counterpoints a predator.

1335
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:57,040
Speaker 6: I defend myself against magic and things similar to this

1336
01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:00,840
Speaker 6: by relying on techniques to drive from my org cultural superstitions.

1337
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:04,920
Speaker 5: What's more ORC than like weird as war cries?

1338
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,679
Speaker 3: You've convinced me. I'll let you have the bonus, Okay,

1339
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:09,080
Speaker 3: thank you?

1340
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:11,640
Speaker 2: Based on the two I rolled, I would like to

1341
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:14,000
Speaker 2: spend one of my two hero points.

1342
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:16,599
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, that's right. I let you keep your hero

1343
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 3: point that you earn. That's right. Yeah, by all means

1344
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 3: all right.

1345
01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:23,680
Speaker 2: It probably still failed. But does the bless affect this?

1346
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:26,559
Speaker 3: Yes, it is actually a fear effects, so Bless gives

1347
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:28,240
Speaker 3: you a bonus as well, bonus one.

1348
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:32,479
Speaker 6: Okay, well I rolled to five, but I have nine

1349
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:36,200
Speaker 6: will save plus one from Orc superstition plus one from bless,

1350
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,480
Speaker 6: which does become sixteen.

1351
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:45,639
Speaker 3: So that's going to fail. So Murdy failed spite?

1352
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:49,120
Speaker 2: What do you gotta have a twenty after a modifiers

1353
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:50,679
Speaker 2: success trance?

1354
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:51,320
Speaker 3: What do you got?

1355
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:53,719
Speaker 1: I rolled in nineteen plus five is twenty four?

1356
01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:55,280
Speaker 3: You don't care about?

1357
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:55,360
Speaker 6: No?

1358
01:11:55,439 --> 01:11:58,120
Speaker 1: For ok cry, I'm deaf.

1359
01:11:59,479 --> 01:11:59,879
Speaker 3: Squad.

1360
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:04,240
Speaker 4: Eighteen plus two from the mud I put in my

1361
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:05,720
Speaker 4: ears was there anything.

1362
01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:12,320
Speaker 3: Else one from blessed that's right, maybe, And I mean

1363
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:16,200
Speaker 3: it's a will save so whatever your will bonuses. Oh well,

1364
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:18,880
Speaker 3: but you've made it. You rolled the N eighteen. So

1365
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:22,320
Speaker 3: unfortunately Murdy is the only one who is affected. Now,

1366
01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:26,559
Speaker 3: this isn't the most horrible effect. You are frightened one

1367
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:30,160
Speaker 3: for one turn. So basically until the end of your

1368
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 3: next turn. Any D twenty roll you are asked to make,

1369
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:35,280
Speaker 3: you will take a penalty of one and at the

1370
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,640
Speaker 3: end of your turn it'll go away. That's it.

1371
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:40,479
Speaker 2: Not like an anti bless yeah.

1372
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:44,479
Speaker 3: Kind of. That is the end of Zunger's turn. Trent,

1373
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:45,360
Speaker 3: We're back to.

1374
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:52,439
Speaker 1: You, alrighty well, I think I'm going to hurl another

1375
01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:55,639
Speaker 1: one of my physical real alchemist fires at this guy.

1376
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:59,599
Speaker 1: All right, so I'm out on my dailies summer grow

1377
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:03,360
Speaker 1: that and that's gonna be fifteen total. Bit is there

1378
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:04,559
Speaker 1: a bonus that we're getting right now?

1379
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:05,960
Speaker 3: Get a bonus of one?

1380
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,240
Speaker 1: Okay, sixteen total?

1381
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 3: Sixteen is gonna come up short. The bomb lands just

1382
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,880
Speaker 3: next to Zunger. Zunger is pretty agile and manages to

1383
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:15,800
Speaker 3: dodge it, but that is going to do one point

1384
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:18,840
Speaker 3: of splash damage. The fire, does scorch Zunger.

1385
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:22,000
Speaker 1: Then I'll fire with my shotgun. I guess, all right,

1386
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:26,200
Speaker 1: and that's gonna be just a guess A fourteen total.

1387
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:31,240
Speaker 3: So yeah again, Zungar is pretty nimble for a frog

1388
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:33,680
Speaker 3: and is dodging and duck in the shots with the

1389
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:37,160
Speaker 3: best of them. I'm assuming on your final action you reload. Yep,

1390
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:41,200
Speaker 3: all right, Squash, We're back to you, Squash. I do

1391
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:44,200
Speaker 3: want to note that your protection against acid is now gone.

1392
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 3: You have taken acid damage twice, Crumb, so you no

1393
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:50,439
Speaker 3: longer have any protection, and you are down in the

1394
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:52,479
Speaker 3: sluice way and you're also prone.

1395
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:58,160
Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna first order of business. I can't be prone.

1396
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:03,320
Speaker 4: I gotta do something about that. I stand up tall, proud,

1397
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,439
Speaker 4: a proud shooney in the bottom of this loose way,

1398
01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:08,200
Speaker 4: and I start crawling my way up.

1399
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:15,800
Speaker 3: Okay, give me a athletics check to climb that is.

1400
01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:16,920
Speaker 3: It's pretty easy.

1401
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:22,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is going to be a seventeen total.

1402
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:26,880
Speaker 3: All right, seventeen is gonna get you halfway up. You

1403
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,840
Speaker 3: can make a second climb check, go ahead.

1404
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:33,400
Speaker 4: Climb check. I do, and it's a one more than

1405
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:34,200
Speaker 4: my last role.

1406
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:39,000
Speaker 3: Congrats, you've managed to climb up. So you're back up there,

1407
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:44,240
Speaker 3: you're next to Zunger again, who's like, ah, looking at

1408
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:45,639
Speaker 3: you with anger.

1409
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:49,120
Speaker 4: All right, Zunger, I dare you to try that again?

1410
01:14:49,439 --> 01:14:52,479
Speaker 4: I say, as I stand next to the.

1411
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:55,040
Speaker 2: Precipice exactly the same spot.

1412
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:57,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, And Zunger looks at you and is like I

1413
01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:59,880
Speaker 3: totally would if that wasn't the spell I only get

1414
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:03,160
Speaker 3: to use once a day. Uh, spiite, We're over to you.

1415
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:06,559
Speaker 4: It's Unger. You've fallen for my trap, now, I know.

1416
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I feel a lot better knowing that. Honestly,

1417
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:12,680
Speaker 2: I believe I will take one action to get to

1418
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 2: the precipice okay, south of our demonic river caging monster again.

1419
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:25,320
Speaker 2: Not based on ancestral characteristics.

1420
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:28,559
Speaker 3: That's right, Yeah, just purely based off behavior and worshiping

1421
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:29,040
Speaker 3: a demails.

1422
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:33,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and oh, I'm going to might not attack this round.

1423
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,400
Speaker 2: It's getting at me, but I'm going to try and climb,

1424
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:38,639
Speaker 2: hoping for critical success and getting a twenty two.

1425
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:41,519
Speaker 3: Twenty two is very good. It's not quite a good,

1426
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:43,120
Speaker 3: it's very good. All right.

1427
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,360
Speaker 2: Well, I'm halfway up, so now I'm going to try

1428
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:49,519
Speaker 2: again get all the way up, And how about a nine.

1429
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:52,280
Speaker 2: Do I fall down because I got a nine?

1430
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:54,960
Speaker 3: No, you didn't critically fail. You just don't go anywhere.

1431
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:58,200
Speaker 3: So you're like halfway up, living on a prayer. So

1432
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:02,439
Speaker 3: Spiite is climbing up. That is the end of fight's turn, Murdy,

1433
01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:05,559
Speaker 3: We're back over to you, and Murdy, you know that

1434
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:08,679
Speaker 3: Zunger goes next. So what are you doing? You are frightened?

1435
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:11,160
Speaker 3: Remember you take a penalty and one on any roles

1436
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:11,559
Speaker 3: you make.

1437
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:12,599
Speaker 5: Do you know this?

1438
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:17,280
Speaker 6: So here's the thing, which is that's less is one

1439
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:19,960
Speaker 6: of my big nasty spells.

1440
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:22,879
Speaker 5: However, you all keep moving.

1441
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:25,719
Speaker 6: Out of range, so I have to follow you, which

1442
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:27,519
Speaker 6: eats up my slots that I don't really want to

1443
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,320
Speaker 6: spend because I can do plenty of damage back here.

1444
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:34,000
Speaker 3: So I will remind you that Blessed gets bigger every

1445
01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:35,720
Speaker 3: round that you concentrate on it.

1446
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:38,760
Speaker 6: Oh, that is true about it. We don't usually get

1447
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:41,080
Speaker 6: this far to combat, if I'm being honest.

1448
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:44,880
Speaker 3: Most enemies you've been fighting have ten hippoints or something.

1449
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,880
Speaker 3: This Zunger looks powerful.

1450
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:50,040
Speaker 6: That's true, all right, So it gets up to twenty

1451
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:53,760
Speaker 6: five if I sustaining. It's so five to twenty five

1452
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:59,519
Speaker 6: all right, fight might technically be within twenty five Squash, isn't.

1453
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:04,360
Speaker 6: I don't technically have another chef's knife.

1454
01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:08,080
Speaker 5: I think it would be in narratively silly if I

1455
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:08,400
Speaker 5: did it.

1456
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:13,200
Speaker 2: You have a cheese knife, knife knife?

1457
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:17,680
Speaker 5: Could the cheese knife be thrown twenty five feet and

1458
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:18,879
Speaker 5: do one before damage?

1459
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:21,040
Speaker 3: I will count it the same as all the other knives.

1460
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:26,080
Speaker 5: Okay, well, fantastic, I'm gonna do that, then, Jason. In

1461
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:27,760
Speaker 5: that case, I'm going to.

1462
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:32,840
Speaker 6: Move to the edge of the sluice, but I'm not

1463
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:34,599
Speaker 6: going to get down in it, so I'm just moving

1464
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:35,840
Speaker 6: like one foot up.

1465
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:37,519
Speaker 5: I'm going to sustain that.

1466
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:41,040
Speaker 6: Blessed and sustaining it is going to expand it an

1467
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:43,280
Speaker 6: extra ten feet, So I've now got spite.

1468
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:45,519
Speaker 5: Squash is just a little bit too far out at

1469
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:48,120
Speaker 5: this point, unfortunately. But next turn you'll be back in.

1470
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:52,439
Speaker 6: And then with my last turn, I'm gonna huck this

1471
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:56,360
Speaker 6: cheese knife at the at the frog.

1472
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:58,639
Speaker 3: Lady go ahead and make me in a tackle.

1473
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:01,840
Speaker 2: I do like that the frog lady is in any

1474
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:04,000
Speaker 2: pronounced monster. I really appreciate it.

1475
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:07,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna hear a point that one, because it

1476
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:08,679
Speaker 6: doesn't matter what I rolled.

1477
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,120
Speaker 3: Oh, Okay, it was that good? Huh?

1478
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:18,559
Speaker 6: Yeah, well that was a ten with previously established plus

1479
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:20,840
Speaker 6: two minus the one is in eleven, so I'm sure

1480
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:21,599
Speaker 6: that does not hit.

1481
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, not going to quite do it.

1482
01:18:23,439 --> 01:18:25,640
Speaker 3: I'm afraid you throw another knife over at Zunger and

1483
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 3: it comes up short.

1484
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:29,479
Speaker 5: Actually, why did I hear?

1485
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 6: I should not, as you're appointed that this was not

1486
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:35,799
Speaker 6: the hero point I already did, so whatever, bit.

1487
01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:41,519
Speaker 3: Don't worry. You'll have plenty of chances to earn more

1488
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:44,639
Speaker 3: hero points by being super heroic. All right, I'm doing

1489
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:49,160
Speaker 3: my best. You are you? Are you doing fun? Zunger

1490
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:53,479
Speaker 3: is going to go, and I think it's time to

1491
01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:57,160
Speaker 3: use my other croak. Zunger is now going to unleash

1492
01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:04,200
Speaker 3: a devastating sonic attack. Zunger unleashes a sonic croak. This

1493
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:07,200
Speaker 3: one is so loud it causes your ear drums to burst,

1494
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:11,920
Speaker 3: in your flesh to split open. This rumbles and shakes

1495
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:15,160
Speaker 3: the entire sluice way, rocks fall from the ceiling. Doesn't

1496
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:20,120
Speaker 3: destroy the place, but it is ominous. This croak is

1497
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:25,240
Speaker 3: so loud, so shattering, that I need both squash and

1498
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:30,639
Speaker 3: strite to roll me. Fortitude saves for all the sonic damage.

1499
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:31,679
Speaker 3: I'm about to deal you.

1500
01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:34,240
Speaker 2: We have the plus two for having wax.

1501
01:19:34,439 --> 01:19:37,920
Speaker 3: You both do have the plus two because of the ear.

1502
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:43,000
Speaker 2: Create and I get a bless do a hero point

1503
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:47,519
Speaker 2: this or no, I don't because I think I know

1504
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:48,840
Speaker 2: this creature's spell save.

1505
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:52,519
Speaker 4: I have a seventeen total and I have an eighteen total.

1506
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:56,320
Speaker 3: An eighteen and a seventeen.

1507
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:58,479
Speaker 2: I think that I think the spell save is eighteen.

1508
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:01,599
Speaker 3: I think you both just fail.

1509
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:09,200
Speaker 2: All right, sokaz, I'm sorry for this.

1510
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:12,439
Speaker 3: We have Here comes forty six sonic damage.

1511
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:13,880
Speaker 2: Oh I'm probably not dead.

1512
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:17,280
Speaker 4: Oh huh, that's a lot.

1513
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:22,640
Speaker 3: Both of you take sixteen damage.

1514
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:26,280
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hit you so hard with the morning Star

1515
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:29,719
Speaker 2: next turn so hard.

1516
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:36,320
Speaker 3: Are both of you still conscious after this sonic blast?

1517
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:37,479
Speaker 4: Here's the thing?

1518
01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:43,720
Speaker 3: No, So the secret is I'm not.

1519
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:48,200
Speaker 4: I just go good night and I fall like a

1520
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:49,040
Speaker 4: second potatoes.

1521
01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:54,880
Speaker 3: So I've put a little skull symbol on squash there

1522
01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:59,120
Speaker 3: so that you can see that squash is currently dying. One.

1523
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:02,040
Speaker 3: I'll put a little one on that so that you

1524
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:05,120
Speaker 3: can all see it. There it is the dying squash

1525
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:13,080
Speaker 3: collapses to the ground, unconscious and dying. The buggered Swampseer

1526
01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:18,160
Speaker 3: only has one action left. I can't do that, can't

1527
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:20,599
Speaker 3: do that, can't do that. It's just gonna back up,

1528
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:24,400
Speaker 3: and that is the swamp Sear's turn. Trent, we are

1529
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:24,840
Speaker 3: over to you.

1530
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:29,559
Speaker 1: All right. Well, I don't have my medical potion anymore,

1531
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:31,479
Speaker 1: so really my only option is to try to hurt

1532
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:37,240
Speaker 1: a thing, which I guess I'm gonna do again. Not

1533
01:21:37,439 --> 01:21:39,400
Speaker 1: very creative, but I'm gonna throw another grenade at the

1534
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:39,800
Speaker 1: big guy.

1535
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:42,519
Speaker 2: So you can do no splash damage never mind.

1536
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:44,519
Speaker 3: Yeah you can. You cannot hit Squash.

1537
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:46,679
Speaker 1: I'll avoid that in this case because it's not gonna

1538
01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:50,080
Speaker 1: gain me anything. And then I think that attack roll

1539
01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:53,040
Speaker 1: is going to either because I rolled it. That's total thirteen.

1540
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:56,719
Speaker 3: Thirteen. You can fling another bomb. It hits the altar,

1541
01:21:56,800 --> 01:22:01,800
Speaker 3: which starts the altar on fire, but it does little damage.

1542
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:05,080
Speaker 1: That's what I meant to do. Yeah, I would use

1543
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:06,840
Speaker 1: the rest of my actions to climb down.

1544
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:10,080
Speaker 3: Okay, you can actually climb down and make your way

1545
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:12,880
Speaker 3: over to the other side if you want. Okay done,

1546
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:16,880
Speaker 3: all right, trans is making his way over Squash. You

1547
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:20,840
Speaker 3: technically are not in that spot an initiative anymore. So

1548
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:22,040
Speaker 3: next up is.

1549
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:27,439
Speaker 2: Spiked okay, I am attempting my athletics check to get

1550
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:30,599
Speaker 2: up the last bit. I rolled up twenty all right,

1551
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:31,360
Speaker 2: got a twenty.

1552
01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:32,320
Speaker 3: Oh that'll do it.

1553
01:22:32,439 --> 01:22:37,479
Speaker 2: So I'm there and I am going to is drawing

1554
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:38,800
Speaker 2: the oil and action.

1555
01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:41,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna assume you got the oil on your belt

1556
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:41,800
Speaker 3: that you had it right.

1557
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:46,479
Speaker 2: I am putting oil on my morning Star and I

1558
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:51,920
Speaker 2: am screaming, don't put my friends into unconscious mode.

1559
01:22:53,080 --> 01:22:54,679
Speaker 3: And I am my friends.

1560
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:59,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I am bringing down my morning Star with

1561
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:06,160
Speaker 2: all my might. And that is a A thirteen plus

1562
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:08,360
Speaker 2: eight plus one is a twenty two.

1563
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:14,120
Speaker 3: That will hit. Now. Remember instead of rolling one die

1564
01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:15,599
Speaker 3: of damage, you now roll two dice.

1565
01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:17,599
Speaker 2: That makes me happy because the first die of damaged

1566
01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:20,400
Speaker 2: I roll was a one and the next one was

1567
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:23,559
Speaker 2: a three. But that is a total of eight.

1568
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:26,400
Speaker 3: You've now doubled the amount of damage that's been put

1569
01:23:26,439 --> 01:23:28,920
Speaker 3: on Zunger. Zunger still does not look that hurt.

1570
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:32,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, from I'm gonna die real soon and I cannot

1571
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:33,040
Speaker 2: put my shield up.

1572
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,120
Speaker 5: I could do something about that.

1573
01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:40,320
Speaker 3: Please do That was Spike's turn, Murdy. Your friends are

1574
01:23:40,439 --> 01:23:41,320
Speaker 3: very badly hurt.

1575
01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:42,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hear that.

1576
01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:45,240
Speaker 6: But what if I what if I just sustained the

1577
01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:46,559
Speaker 6: blessed felt a little bit better.

1578
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:49,360
Speaker 3: You should do that. It'll now hit everybody.

1579
01:23:49,439 --> 01:23:51,800
Speaker 6: It'll not hit everybody, though I read it takes plus one,

1580
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:53,000
Speaker 6: but I still have two actions.

1581
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:53,439
Speaker 5: I know.

1582
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:57,360
Speaker 2: But then you can't heal both squash and spite.

1583
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:03,080
Speaker 3: Oh that is true, and well you must pick one

1584
01:24:03,120 --> 01:24:05,080
Speaker 3: of them.

1585
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,400
Speaker 5: Oh, I hadn't considered this.

1586
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:10,559
Speaker 3: Don't worry. It's not like picking who lives or dies

1587
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:12,960
Speaker 3: or who your favorite is. But in some ways it

1588
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:14,479
Speaker 3: is so which one is it?

1589
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:18,080
Speaker 2: Who does the most damage? No, No, I can't get

1590
01:24:18,080 --> 01:24:19,920
Speaker 2: selfish here, never mind pay care.

1591
01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:25,040
Speaker 5: So yeah, hel works a couple of ways.

1592
01:24:25,080 --> 01:24:27,120
Speaker 6: This was before you got hit real bad, as I

1593
01:24:27,160 --> 01:24:30,880
Speaker 6: was planning to heal squash and I could do a

1594
01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:34,240
Speaker 6: two action version of this, and I do one D

1595
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:37,320
Speaker 6: eight plus eight to one person, or for all three actions,

1596
01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:41,160
Speaker 6: I can do one D eight to everybody in the

1597
01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:42,519
Speaker 6: thirty foot read.

1598
01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:44,960
Speaker 2: Oh, then you should probably just bring Squash back up.

1599
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:46,439
Speaker 4: Oh that I love that.

1600
01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:50,120
Speaker 3: I will note if you do the three action heal,

1601
01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:51,519
Speaker 3: you will also heal some.

1602
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:55,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just bring Squash back up, okay, and then

1603
01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:56,880
Speaker 2: do the same the next turn when I'm down.

1604
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:58,200
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1605
01:24:58,439 --> 01:25:00,800
Speaker 6: Sorry, pal, I'm gonna sick with the original plan and

1606
01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:03,200
Speaker 6: do the two action version of heal.

1607
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:07,400
Speaker 3: All right, go ahead and roll a D eight and

1608
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:10,240
Speaker 3: add eight, and that's how many hit points Squash will

1609
01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:10,519
Speaker 3: be at.

1610
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:15,720
Speaker 5: All right, buddy, Oh, how's on thousand and eight? You

1611
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:18,240
Speaker 5: would like to see? For proof? Is this one?

1612
01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:22,720
Speaker 6: Squash is healed for sixteen points and everybody is within the.

1613
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:29,559
Speaker 3: Blest all right, So Squash, you were heeled for sixteen Mama,

1614
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:33,840
Speaker 3: you are no longer dying. You are prone again, and

1615
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:36,240
Speaker 3: you have the wounded one condition, which means if you

1616
01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:41,040
Speaker 3: fall unconscious again, your dying condition will automatically increase by one,

1617
01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:43,320
Speaker 3: which means it'll be much easier for you to die.

1618
01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:47,400
Speaker 3: But you're not dead. And that was the end of

1619
01:25:47,479 --> 01:25:51,160
Speaker 3: Murdy's turn, which is convenient because Squash, you now go

1620
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:52,759
Speaker 3: next hatcha child.

1621
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:57,519
Speaker 4: Well, I get up at a prone all right. Now,

1622
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:02,519
Speaker 4: dying probably puts damper on the panash that I was

1623
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:04,720
Speaker 4: rocking with it.

1624
01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:09,559
Speaker 3: Technically, the panash does not go away when you go Yeah.

1625
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:13,120
Speaker 4: I love these words that you just said to me. Jason.

1626
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:16,639
Speaker 5: This is the most stylish sleeping pug you've ever met.

1627
01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:20,559
Speaker 3: I don't think anything in here says that you lose

1628
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:23,000
Speaker 3: panash when you go unconscious. It just says that when

1629
01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:26,280
Speaker 3: combat ends that I mean, it didn't really end for you.

1630
01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:29,960
Speaker 4: There's no rules that says that dog can't wake up

1631
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:31,080
Speaker 4: from being dead.

1632
01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:35,320
Speaker 3: And fuck up a frog. So that's true.

1633
01:26:35,479 --> 01:26:42,120
Speaker 4: I am going to absolutely use this panash. I'm going

1634
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:47,840
Speaker 4: to stand up, and I'm going to flank over next

1635
01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:55,760
Speaker 4: to Spite, and I'm going to try and use a

1636
01:26:56,000 --> 01:27:01,760
Speaker 4: very confident finisher to pierce my foes fences.

1637
01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:05,040
Speaker 3: All right, So Squash, you stand up from unconsciousness, you

1638
01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:11,479
Speaker 3: move over across from Spie on the opposite side of Zunger,

1639
01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:14,800
Speaker 3: and you're gonna use your confident Finisher's right, roll me

1640
01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:18,040
Speaker 3: an attack, Make it a good one. You get two

1641
01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:19,839
Speaker 3: D six extra damage on this attack.

1642
01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:28,920
Speaker 4: It's well, two D six extra damage on a h.

1643
01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:31,519
Speaker 2: It's either a one or a twenty.

1644
01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:35,840
Speaker 4: I don't even know it's it's it's close to one

1645
01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:36,879
Speaker 4: of those. It's a nineteen.

1646
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:40,080
Speaker 5: Nice did you take your blest? Did you take your blast?

1647
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:43,679
Speaker 5: Well that's ninety twenty now, damn right, it is.

1648
01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:44,960
Speaker 4: With my blessed damn right.

1649
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:48,599
Speaker 3: If a twenty that is a hit, So go ahead

1650
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:50,400
Speaker 3: and roll damage and then roll an extra two D

1651
01:27:50,520 --> 01:27:51,920
Speaker 3: six and throw that in as well.

1652
01:27:53,840 --> 01:27:59,360
Speaker 4: I do a big mighty leap up off of the wall,

1653
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:03,040
Speaker 4: and well I rolled a one plus two D six

1654
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,000
Speaker 4: and they're both sixes.

1655
01:28:07,680 --> 01:28:09,880
Speaker 3: Well that's pretty good. So that's thirteen plus. What's your

1656
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:10,880
Speaker 3: bonus on damage?

1657
01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:15,480
Speaker 4: My bonus on damage is plus.

1658
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:18,439
Speaker 3: Two, so fifteen total.

1659
01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:20,040
Speaker 4: Fifteen total.

1660
01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:24,240
Speaker 3: That is a lot of damage. Your blade slices into Zunger.

1661
01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:27,360
Speaker 3: Hunger is now bleeding horrifically from a wound in their side.

1662
01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:31,240
Speaker 3: They're looking terribly hurt, but it is now their turn.

1663
01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:35,479
Speaker 3: All I don't like that spite. You may have just

1664
01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:43,719
Speaker 3: been earned a moment of breastfite thanks to squashes daring assault,

1665
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:48,719
Speaker 3: because Zunger is now furious at Squash turns to them

1666
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:54,479
Speaker 3: God and is going to blast you with acid. Roll

1667
01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:56,320
Speaker 3: me a reflex safe all.

1668
01:28:56,280 --> 01:29:01,240
Speaker 4: Right, fifteen plus nine twenty four.

1669
01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:08,000
Speaker 3: You'll take half damage, which I rolled an eight, So

1670
01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:08,759
Speaker 3: take four.

1671
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:13,000
Speaker 2: Well, or I'm going to use liberating step reaction and

1672
01:29:13,080 --> 01:29:18,160
Speaker 2: you actually have three resistance to acid damage this term

1673
01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:21,120
Speaker 2: or right now, they take one damage.

1674
01:29:21,360 --> 01:29:23,559
Speaker 3: I love that very well.

1675
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:26,479
Speaker 2: And you can also, if you would like, take a

1676
01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:28,080
Speaker 2: five foot step any direction.

1677
01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:32,040
Speaker 4: No so Squash has got the bloodlust and also just

1678
01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:34,800
Speaker 4: saw what a solid that you did for him, and

1679
01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:36,599
Speaker 4: he's like, hah, my friends are so cool.

1680
01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:42,320
Speaker 3: Well, Zunger is going to attack you with their trident.

1681
01:29:42,880 --> 01:29:45,200
Speaker 3: Oh no armor class of eighteen.

1682
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:48,439
Speaker 4: That is my armor glass.

1683
01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:54,680
Speaker 3: All right, that is going to do twelve points of

1684
01:29:54,760 --> 01:29:57,639
Speaker 3: damage as it skewers you with the trident. You are

1685
01:29:57,800 --> 01:30:00,880
Speaker 3: still upfortunately that I know you. I have sixteen hit

1686
01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:02,920
Speaker 3: points because that's what you got healed too. But he

1687
01:30:03,080 --> 01:30:05,839
Speaker 3: skewers you with this and is staring you in the eyes.

1688
01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:09,880
Speaker 3: You can tell their hatred for you is at its peak.

1689
01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:12,519
Speaker 3: You have caused them so much pain, so much misery,

1690
01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:17,320
Speaker 3: and they have completely turned their back on spite. It's

1691
01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:21,519
Speaker 3: Trank's turn. All right.

1692
01:30:22,439 --> 01:30:27,600
Speaker 1: Well, I think I'm going to first fire with my shotgun.

1693
01:30:28,439 --> 01:30:31,400
Speaker 3: All right, Zunger has a bit of cover because you're

1694
01:30:31,439 --> 01:30:32,160
Speaker 3: down below.

1695
01:30:32,680 --> 01:30:38,439
Speaker 1: Well, I rolled a seven, you shot this sluiceway. Yeah,

1696
01:30:38,479 --> 01:30:42,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna discard the shotgun and move into melee and

1697
01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:44,160
Speaker 1: try to stab him with my magic guitar.

1698
01:30:44,600 --> 01:30:46,920
Speaker 3: So you will need to climb up first. Out.

1699
01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:50,080
Speaker 1: I'll do that way. Yeah, I'll climb back up and

1700
01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:54,759
Speaker 1: in my so give me an athletics track. Yes, there

1701
01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:58,120
Speaker 1: we go. There's a number. That's good. It's a seventeen

1702
01:30:58,560 --> 01:31:04,400
Speaker 1: plus three twenty twenty.

1703
01:31:04,479 --> 01:31:07,080
Speaker 3: Okay, so that got you about halfway up this loose way.

1704
01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:08,599
Speaker 3: You need to make me one more check to make

1705
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:09,320
Speaker 3: it up to the top.

1706
01:31:09,479 --> 01:31:12,240
Speaker 1: All right, And that's less good. That's a five plus three,

1707
01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:13,080
Speaker 1: So eight.

1708
01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:15,240
Speaker 3: You kind of stay right where you're at. So you're

1709
01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:17,240
Speaker 3: clinging to the side of this loose way, trying to

1710
01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:17,960
Speaker 3: get your way up to.

1711
01:31:17,960 --> 01:31:21,040
Speaker 1: The top, climbing my only enemy.

1712
01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:26,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, gravity, how dare you spiite?

1713
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:31,320
Speaker 2: All right, Spite is living up to her name, and

1714
01:31:31,360 --> 01:31:38,000
Speaker 2: she's not healing herself, but instead she is using a

1715
01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:42,679
Speaker 2: weapon searge to bring down the mite of Malaney into

1716
01:31:43,040 --> 01:31:45,680
Speaker 2: my weapon, which is gonna give me a plus one

1717
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:50,280
Speaker 2: to attack and then also a plus D six damage

1718
01:31:50,479 --> 01:31:57,640
Speaker 2: and then is going to scream wordlessly an infernal, just

1719
01:31:57,760 --> 01:32:01,400
Speaker 2: out of clever things to say, just screaming and hitting

1720
01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:01,920
Speaker 2: with stick.

1721
01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:06,000
Speaker 3: The funny part is Zunger understands the infernal. He's like, what.

1722
01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:11,320
Speaker 2: And that is an eighteen to hit?

1723
01:32:13,560 --> 01:32:16,639
Speaker 3: An eighteen is exactly what you needed.

1724
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:20,760
Speaker 2: Oh thank god, I needed both the bless and the

1725
01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:25,720
Speaker 2: weapon search in order to get that eighteen and that's

1726
01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:26,679
Speaker 2: fifteen damage.

1727
01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:33,040
Speaker 3: Zunger so focused on Squash, triedent deep inside Squash's guts,

1728
01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:35,839
Speaker 3: is not paying any attention to you at all, spite

1729
01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:40,200
Speaker 3: and it would be Zunger's undoing. Because you bring the

1730
01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:43,760
Speaker 3: morning Star down on the back of Zunger's head and

1731
01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:49,559
Speaker 3: the Frog cultist collapses to the ground in a pool

1732
01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:54,960
Speaker 3: of its own blood. The Goguntan cult has come to

1733
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:58,720
Speaker 3: an end. This place has been sanctified.

1734
01:32:58,960 --> 01:32:59,879
Speaker 2: Fuck you Gogert.

1735
01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:01,400
Speaker 1: There we go.

1736
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:07,280
Speaker 2: It took of both Erastol and Malani together, gave me

1737
01:33:07,320 --> 01:33:09,680
Speaker 2: that edge I needed and goold.

1738
01:33:09,439 --> 01:33:13,240
Speaker 4: Fashion gump shin as I like slide bloodily to the

1739
01:33:13,240 --> 01:33:13,800
Speaker 4: ground with the.

1740
01:33:16,680 --> 01:33:19,040
Speaker 2: I come over and lay on hands on you immediately,

1741
01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:22,000
Speaker 2: and that's really nice you.

1742
01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:26,400
Speaker 6: I come over and heal and I mutter to myself

1743
01:33:26,439 --> 01:33:29,479
Speaker 6: something about everybody wants the revolution, but nobody wants to

1744
01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:36,719
Speaker 6: be a support class jokes.

1745
01:33:36,800 --> 01:33:40,200
Speaker 4: You guys are my best friends. I'm like losing lots

1746
01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:40,679
Speaker 4: of blood.

1747
01:33:43,720 --> 01:33:47,639
Speaker 3: So looking about this place, obviously there's the Altartuca gun

1748
01:33:47,640 --> 01:33:50,160
Speaker 3: to that you can easily tear down. It's mud and stick,

1749
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:54,639
Speaker 3: it's already on fire. From trance bomb. But looking about

1750
01:33:54,640 --> 01:33:57,400
Speaker 3: this place you come to realize that you still haven't

1751
01:33:57,800 --> 01:34:01,559
Speaker 3: destroyed it. The damn still exists. All humans are free,

1752
01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:04,559
Speaker 3: all the boggards are dead or driven off, but the

1753
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:08,360
Speaker 3: dam still exists. Looking down at the end, you see

1754
01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:10,719
Speaker 3: the gate of the Sluiceway. It is a large metal

1755
01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:14,200
Speaker 3: contraption that looks like something they scavenged and put together.

1756
01:34:14,479 --> 01:34:18,800
Speaker 3: It also looks pretty solidly stuck in place. However, will

1757
01:34:18,800 --> 01:34:19,559
Speaker 3: you get it open?

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01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:25,000
Speaker 2: Trant? This is your moment, but not right now. You

1759
01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:28,759
Speaker 2: need a fuse, and it'll need time to get out.

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01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:32,080
Speaker 1: I got a fuse, all right. I'm gonna mix all

1761
01:34:32,120 --> 01:34:36,679
Speaker 1: my gunpowder and my remaining alchemist fires together. I'm gonna

1762
01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:40,640
Speaker 1: put the gunpowder and the oil in the jar with

1763
01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:42,320
Speaker 1: the lid on it that I bought.

1764
01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:44,800
Speaker 3: I was wondering if we were ever gonna bring back

1765
01:34:45,120 --> 01:34:46,080
Speaker 3: Chekhov's jar.

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01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fill that and I'm gonna have the alchemist

1767
01:34:51,280 --> 01:34:54,519
Speaker 1: fire in front of it. I'll have a nest of

1768
01:34:54,680 --> 01:34:57,679
Speaker 1: fuses go from that to the alchemist fires, so those

1769
01:34:57,720 --> 01:34:59,800
Speaker 1: will set off and then they will cook and debt

1770
01:34:59,840 --> 01:35:03,160
Speaker 1: and it the oil and gunpowder in the jar that

1771
01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:05,280
Speaker 1: sounds like it'll work. That's a plausible explosive.

1772
01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:08,559
Speaker 2: Right, I'm also looting to before this is happening.

1773
01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:11,360
Speaker 3: Oh sure, yeah, I mean it takes it takes a

1774
01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:13,200
Speaker 3: bit for this to get set up. You go up

1775
01:35:13,240 --> 01:35:15,040
Speaker 3: to the top of the sluicew you put the jar

1776
01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:17,320
Speaker 3: next to the thing. You pack it in with mud

1777
01:35:17,439 --> 01:35:20,880
Speaker 3: so that it stays in place, and begin making your few.

1778
01:35:21,479 --> 01:35:24,559
Speaker 4: We have like a beach boys montage, going in and

1779
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:26,200
Speaker 4: out of doors like a Scooby Doo.

1780
01:35:27,240 --> 01:35:31,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, as we're all helping lay explosives and except I'm looting.

1781
01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:34,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm dressing a ghost costume.

1782
01:35:34,720 --> 01:35:37,160
Speaker 3: There's kind of a cheery montage noise as you're all

1783
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:40,360
Speaker 3: looting and setting a bomb. We wave this.

1784
01:35:40,439 --> 01:35:43,160
Speaker 2: Crowd get thumbs up to the camera.

1785
01:35:44,160 --> 01:35:47,040
Speaker 3: So you put together your explosive. You loot this place.

1786
01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:49,960
Speaker 3: You grab a number of valuable items offt go gun to,

1787
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:55,400
Speaker 3: including the trident, a wand that allows you to heal people.

1788
01:35:55,600 --> 01:35:58,719
Speaker 3: That Bertie probably ends up with a very useful wand

1789
01:35:58,840 --> 01:36:00,800
Speaker 3: allows you to cast heel one extra time of day.

1790
01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:03,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely give you that.

1791
01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:06,400
Speaker 3: There are their trinkets and treasures as well, including a

1792
01:36:06,439 --> 01:36:09,719
Speaker 3: fair amount of money, giving you a sizeable little stash

1793
01:36:09,720 --> 01:36:12,320
Speaker 3: of coins that you may be able to actually move

1794
01:36:12,360 --> 01:36:13,320
Speaker 3: on from this place with.

1795
01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:14,599
Speaker 2: Hell.

1796
01:36:14,720 --> 01:36:17,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, when it's all said and done, your fuse is

1797
01:36:17,960 --> 01:36:21,439
Speaker 3: ready and lit, your exit route is planned. You know

1798
01:36:21,479 --> 01:36:23,200
Speaker 3: how to get back through the maze and back up

1799
01:36:23,240 --> 01:36:26,880
Speaker 3: to the surface. All that's left is to light it.

1800
01:36:28,120 --> 01:36:28,640
Speaker 3: Who does that?

1801
01:36:29,920 --> 01:36:34,599
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like my plan was to light it.

1802
01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:41,240
Speaker 3: That's all right, how about it?

1803
01:36:41,320 --> 01:36:41,920
Speaker 4: Birthday boy?

1804
01:36:43,400 --> 01:36:45,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna light it, and then I'm gonna tell

1805
01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:49,519
Speaker 1: everybody we need to run very far now, however far

1806
01:36:49,600 --> 01:36:50,880
Speaker 1: you're thinking a lot further.

1807
01:36:53,760 --> 01:36:56,000
Speaker 3: So, the group of you bolt out of here. You

1808
01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:58,920
Speaker 3: bolt back through the barracks, up through the caves, up

1809
01:36:59,000 --> 01:37:01,919
Speaker 3: the stairs, out the the top, across the dam, across

1810
01:37:01,960 --> 01:37:05,320
Speaker 3: the bridge, and down the other side. And by the

1811
01:37:05,320 --> 01:37:07,719
Speaker 3: time you get there, you're out of breath and looking

1812
01:37:07,720 --> 01:37:12,080
Speaker 3: at each other and wondering did the fuse work? Did

1813
01:37:12,120 --> 01:37:13,000
Speaker 3: it all play out?

1814
01:37:13,280 --> 01:37:16,000
Speaker 2: I never doubt Trent, I sometimes doubt me.

1815
01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:23,960
Speaker 3: And suddenly the ground heaves. There is a shutter and

1816
01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:29,479
Speaker 3: shake as the entire area shifts. The center of the

1817
01:37:29,560 --> 01:37:34,920
Speaker 3: dam moves up for just two or three seconds before

1818
01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:40,719
Speaker 3: collapsing in on itself, shattering and spraying mud and dirt

1819
01:37:40,840 --> 01:37:46,719
Speaker 3: and rocks everywhere as the sluiceway explodes, blowing the swamp

1820
01:37:46,760 --> 01:37:50,559
Speaker 3: water back before it descends on a rush into the dam,

1821
01:37:50,880 --> 01:37:54,160
Speaker 3: causing the entire thing to crumble in on itself in

1822
01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:57,920
Speaker 3: a matter of moments. The flood of water wipes it away.

1823
01:37:58,000 --> 01:38:01,760
Speaker 3: Within minutes, the entire structure just comes on.

1824
01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:06,160
Speaker 2: We're on the uphill side of this, right, yeah, great,

1825
01:38:07,680 --> 01:38:08,920
Speaker 2: you cannot cage.

1826
01:38:08,560 --> 01:38:09,439
Speaker 4: What is wild?

1827
01:38:11,560 --> 01:38:13,639
Speaker 3: You got wet and very dirty.

1828
01:38:14,479 --> 01:38:16,440
Speaker 5: Do we ever find those other two villagers?

1829
01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:17,920
Speaker 2: Oh they're dead?

1830
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:22,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're pretty sure that. From speaking to the other villagers,

1831
01:38:22,680 --> 01:38:24,760
Speaker 3: it sounds like a few of them had perished during

1832
01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:25,040
Speaker 3: the war.

1833
01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:27,000
Speaker 1: If they're not dead, they are now.

1834
01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:29,400
Speaker 5: But we didn't like find their bodies.

1835
01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:31,920
Speaker 3: No, you didn't. From what you learn from the villagers,

1836
01:38:31,920 --> 01:38:34,400
Speaker 3: it sounds like they were actually entombed inside the dam.

1837
01:38:35,120 --> 01:38:38,160
Speaker 2: Oh they're free now, their spirits are free.

1838
01:38:38,479 --> 01:38:44,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. Sure. Gathering up the remaining villagers, you turn back

1839
01:38:44,240 --> 01:38:49,519
Speaker 3: to Bottom as the town of Bog Bottom comes into view,

1840
01:38:49,560 --> 01:38:52,600
Speaker 3: a dazzling array of colorful lantern shine all throughout the

1841
01:38:52,640 --> 01:38:55,920
Speaker 3: tiny village. It appears every resident is waiting at the

1842
01:38:56,040 --> 01:38:59,040
Speaker 3: entrance to greet their lost loved ones. A cheer goes

1843
01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:02,679
Speaker 3: up and the rescued villagers rush to embrace their friends

1844
01:39:03,040 --> 01:39:06,160
Speaker 3: and family. Ladrusa and the village elders are there to

1845
01:39:06,200 --> 01:39:10,920
Speaker 3: thank you for your bravery, for your cunning, and most importantly,

1846
01:39:11,160 --> 01:39:14,760
Speaker 3: for your compassion. Bog Bottom would have perished if the

1847
01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:17,599
Speaker 3: Boggards hadn't been stopped, and there's no way the locals

1848
01:39:17,640 --> 01:39:20,880
Speaker 3: will ever be able to fully repay such heroics, but

1849
01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:24,000
Speaker 3: it doesn't mean they won't try. All of Bogbottom has

1850
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:26,959
Speaker 3: come together for a massive festival. The elders have decided

1851
01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:30,800
Speaker 3: to commemorate this day as the Feast of Heroes, proclaiming

1852
01:39:30,800 --> 01:39:34,360
Speaker 3: it as a new annual tradition for the small swamp town.

1853
01:39:35,160 --> 01:39:37,280
Speaker 3: They promise there will always be a place for you

1854
01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:42,000
Speaker 3: here in Bogbottom, and of course there is their promised reward.

1855
01:39:42,560 --> 01:39:44,320
Speaker 3: Each of you is given a pouch of gold and

1856
01:39:44,360 --> 01:39:48,240
Speaker 3: a silver medallion for your efforts. In the days that follow,

1857
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:52,360
Speaker 3: life returns to normal in bog Bottom. The water receives,

1858
01:39:52,680 --> 01:39:56,320
Speaker 3: the fishers return to their favorite haunts, and the people

1859
01:39:56,560 --> 01:39:59,240
Speaker 3: no longer fear the deep places of the swamp. But

1860
01:39:59,280 --> 01:40:04,480
Speaker 3: as things become peaceful, so does restlessness set in. Adventurers

1861
01:40:04,479 --> 01:40:06,759
Speaker 3: such as yourself rarely stay in one place for long.

1862
01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:10,760
Speaker 3: And now it's time to depart the open road and

1863
01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:17,280
Speaker 3: the next adventure ah waits, And that conclude Dawn of

1864
01:40:17,320 --> 01:40:20,040
Speaker 3: the Frogs. At this point you all level up and

1865
01:40:20,040 --> 01:40:21,280
Speaker 3: become second level heroes.

1866
01:40:21,680 --> 01:40:29,400
Speaker 2: Wooo, and we all survived.

1867
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:32,320
Speaker 4: Had I had a beautiful death speed and.

1868
01:40:32,240 --> 01:40:34,120
Speaker 1: I got to blow up a damn Yeah.

1869
01:40:34,640 --> 01:40:38,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, we got to do ecoterrorism. I didn't die, nobody died.

1870
01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:43,280
Speaker 6: I'd like to find some local narrow dueled teenagers and

1871
01:40:43,360 --> 01:40:45,720
Speaker 6: give them half of my perpetual stew and start to

1872
01:40:45,800 --> 01:40:47,360
Speaker 6: do soup cult in this town.

1873
01:40:48,320 --> 01:40:50,240
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, that's fair. That's fair.

1874
01:40:50,600 --> 01:40:52,439
Speaker 1: I'll do something similar with a bomb.

1875
01:40:53,320 --> 01:40:56,639
Speaker 3: Most importantly, you also still have those two bug bombs,

1876
01:40:56,800 --> 01:40:59,680
Speaker 3: and there are still no refunds.

1877
01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:02,320
Speaker 2: For there.

1878
01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:09,960
Speaker 4: Murdy comes up to me hanging out with some us,

1879
01:41:10,040 --> 01:41:11,920
Speaker 4: and I'm like, you guys want to see a cool gun.

1880
01:41:14,680 --> 01:41:15,559
Speaker 4: And I look at Murdy and.

1881
01:41:15,960 --> 01:41:17,760
Speaker 3: The poor children of bottom gun.

1882
01:41:17,840 --> 01:41:19,439
Speaker 1: We figured out why we have to leave.

1883
01:41:20,520 --> 01:41:23,240
Speaker 5: I put my arm around your shoulder and let's get

1884
01:41:23,280 --> 01:41:24,080
Speaker 5: you home old time.

1885
01:41:25,040 --> 01:41:29,240
Speaker 3: Listen, there there are still many wars occurring across the

1886
01:41:29,240 --> 01:41:32,040
Speaker 3: Inner Sea region. The entire reason you ended up here

1887
01:41:32,200 --> 01:41:35,040
Speaker 3: was because of one such war, and undoubtedly it will

1888
01:41:35,040 --> 01:41:37,240
Speaker 3: call revolutionaries such as yourself back to the.

1889
01:41:37,160 --> 01:41:40,840
Speaker 2: Front line, and revolutionaries like those that will recruit from

1890
01:41:40,840 --> 01:41:44,160
Speaker 2: bog Bottom when they when they grow up and understand

1891
01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:47,320
Speaker 2: the need to free people from guns.

1892
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:55,040
Speaker 4: That's got any more of that? And Squash smacks his

1893
01:41:55,280 --> 01:42:05,320
Speaker 4: horrible lips magic soup, I like, I lap some up.

1894
01:42:06,080 --> 01:42:10,240
Speaker 3: Fuck. Yeah, Well, everybody, this concludes Down and the Frogs.

1895
01:42:10,240 --> 01:42:13,120
Speaker 3: That is the entire adventure, from start to fo. I

1896
01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:16,840
Speaker 3: hope you all had a great time. I did. I did.

1897
01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:20,360
Speaker 2: I am shocked that you're I'm not shocked at all.

1898
01:42:20,439 --> 01:42:22,360
Speaker 2: It makes a lot of sense that you're an incredibly

1899
01:42:22,400 --> 01:42:23,320
Speaker 2: good adventure writer.

1900
01:42:23,880 --> 01:42:25,160
Speaker 3: I've got a lot of practice.

1901
01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:28,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it shows. Thank you so much.

1902
01:42:28,800 --> 01:42:30,720
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Thank you for having me.

1903
01:42:30,920 --> 01:42:34,920
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jason, Thank you Jason, Thank you everybody.

1904
01:42:34,920 --> 01:42:36,679
Speaker 3: We'll have to do this again sometime, mabe.

1905
01:42:36,720 --> 01:42:36,960
Speaker 4: I know.

1906
01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:40,639
Speaker 2: And so if you all like this, maybe there'll be more.

1907
01:42:41,920 --> 01:42:44,400
Speaker 4: Please please please like this. I would love to do

1908
01:42:44,439 --> 01:42:44,920
Speaker 4: this again.

1909
01:42:46,200 --> 01:42:49,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, should people like talk about it on social media or.

1910
01:42:49,040 --> 01:42:52,320
Speaker 1: Something tells you, scream about it on the internet, Tell.

1911
01:42:52,160 --> 01:42:55,000
Speaker 4: Your dog, tell the mayor, tell your mom.

1912
01:42:55,040 --> 01:42:58,360
Speaker 1: Tell the dog mayor mm hmm, tell the dog mayor.

1913
01:42:58,720 --> 01:43:01,360
Speaker 3: I'm sure we screwed up a whole rules. That's plenty

1914
01:43:01,400 --> 01:43:02,599
Speaker 3: of things for you to talk about.

1915
01:43:03,640 --> 01:43:08,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right. Oh, if you're mad about any

1916
01:43:08,760 --> 01:43:12,280
Speaker 4: rules that I specifically messed up, just make sure to

1917
01:43:12,680 --> 01:43:15,920
Speaker 4: like collect all those thoughts and whisper them into a

1918
01:43:15,960 --> 01:43:18,479
Speaker 4: bottle and then throw it into the ocean. I'll get it.

1919
01:43:19,439 --> 01:43:22,960
Speaker 2: That's right, all right. Well, you all heard our plugs

1920
01:43:23,040 --> 01:43:26,680
Speaker 2: last time, so they're the same, and we're tired and

1921
01:43:26,720 --> 01:43:29,439
Speaker 2: we love you. Well, God, I never end a podcast

1922
01:43:29,439 --> 01:43:31,840
Speaker 2: saying that that's how tired I am. Robert, you got

1923
01:43:31,840 --> 01:43:32,599
Speaker 2: into my head.

1924
01:43:33,920 --> 01:43:36,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking that because I'm too tired to

1925
01:43:36,720 --> 01:43:37,120
Speaker 1: say it.

1926
01:43:37,360 --> 01:43:37,720
Speaker 3: All right.

1927
01:43:38,320 --> 01:43:41,439
Speaker 2: Well, see y'all next week for cool Zone Media book

1928
01:43:41,439 --> 01:43:47,799
Speaker 2: Club and hopefully more of this at some point, some way.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for listening.

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Speaker 2: It could happen here as a production of cool Zone Media.

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