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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important. Let's go, Okay, guys, let's go. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Should we go? Should

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Speaker 1: we go? Should we perform? Let's go? And I'm serious

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Speaker 1: when I say this, Let's go to church? Should we

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Speaker 1: do wizards at a church? Let's go. I'm a wizard bitch.

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Speaker 1: You can't defeat me. And I'm like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: My folks are listening to the pot too, and and

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Speaker 1: my dad were like, we're looking at houses like the

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Speaker 1: other weekend because I'm moving, and he was like, uh.

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Speaker 1: I was like, Dad, what do you think about the

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Speaker 1: workshop out here? Like because one of them's got a

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Speaker 1: sick workshop? And he was like, I'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: that gets. Uh think it's my pecker hard And I

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Speaker 1: was like, Dad, what what he said? He said, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I've been listening to your podcast too much. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: by the way, we've never said that on the podcast,

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Speaker 1: so I think you're that's his addition. So now we

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Speaker 1: gotta start saying pecker a lot, which is fucking dope.

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Speaker 1: I like that nice. Should we start Yeah, let's start

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Speaker 1: saying pecker. That gets my pecker hard. Peckers are important.

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Speaker 1: For some reason, pecker sounds really nasty to me. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Pecker is a weirdass word for a ding down,

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Speaker 1: for a It's like a real decision to be thrown

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Speaker 1: around pecker. Those quads as butt cheeks, those hammies, they

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Speaker 1: were burning, they were feeling it. You had some sweat

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Speaker 1: trickling down some crevasses. Paint the picture. I love that

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Speaker 1: part I got. I got sweatier than I than I

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Speaker 1: thought I would. I will say that the butt crack

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Speaker 1: was sweaty I got would. Now, Hello, dude, I'm fitness

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Speaker 1: inspo on Instagram. That's my new thing. Yeah, I have

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Speaker 1: noticed you're you're leaning into I'm leaning into that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of going to be basically poor Man's the Rock.

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Speaker 1: You're stepping into a playbook. Yeah, I kind of. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of like how to work out.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a sick gym. I actually have a

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Speaker 1: pretty wackass garage that I work out in. Uh and um,

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Speaker 1: that's that's sort of my life. So if you're sick

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Speaker 1: of the Rock and his dopass gym and him like saying,

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Speaker 1: I don't got time to bleed and all kinds of

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Speaker 1: cool catch phrases and if you're sick of that, come

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Speaker 1: over to me. I have minimal catch phrases. I don't

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Speaker 1: really know what I'm doing and I'm just copying other

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Speaker 1: people's workouts that I find online. Oh, I want to

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Speaker 1: beat the ship out of that lady there. You know

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Speaker 1: you say if you said rip it up and she

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Speaker 1: said come get me, come get it, he said, rip

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Speaker 1: this up, rip this up? Yeah, I did need to

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Speaker 1: rip this up. Wait, so I have to fuck her? No,

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Speaker 1: you have to fight her. Bro, Is that how you describe?

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Speaker 1: Is that sex to you? Ripping? Something ripping in the

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Speaker 1: terror and they are ripping in the terran Do we

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Speaker 1: have that sound bite? It's coming that that will be

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Speaker 1: next week. It's on the docket. What is the ripping

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Speaker 1: in the tearring from? I just like I'm like drawing

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Speaker 1: a blank when I felt the ripping in the terring

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Speaker 1: is from one of the greatest internet videos from Henism

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Speaker 1: too of like the old guy in like a g

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Speaker 1: string or something, ye speed out. Yeah he was in

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Speaker 1: pretty good shape, but he was just like we talking

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Speaker 1: about how he's so excited for hedonism too, and then

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Speaker 1: goes the ripping in the tear and the ripping in

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Speaker 1: the tear and he's like humping the air. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: had moved to the best, the best bold. I'm here

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Speaker 1: for the ripping in the tarring. There are certain hip

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Speaker 1: gyrations that he was doing that You're like, Oh, this

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Speaker 1: guy knows what he's doing. He's he went into a

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Speaker 1: classic figure, right see saw maneuvers. Can I tell you

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Speaker 1: guys something that didn't get my pecker hard? Yes? Sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: sure I would love to. This is the opposite of

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Speaker 1: a hard pecker. I guess I would if I, you know,

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Speaker 1: was a fucking murderer, dude, because I almost murdered a man.

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Speaker 1: What yep, I almost murdered a man every other week

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Speaker 1: with you? Yeah, you've got a two prob. Yeah, what's

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Speaker 1: going on? No, this is not about my two. This

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Speaker 1: has nothing to do with my twot was I just

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking I'm drunk again? My boys drunk again? Man? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Can I just say I wish I was more drunk

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Speaker 1: last week? You were drunk enough. No, No, that's the

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Speaker 1: thing I wasn't. I that was one of my third drink. Listen,

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Speaker 1: No one's saying you didn't drink a lot. You were

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Speaker 1: drunk enough. Well, now it should have been for as

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Speaker 1: much flat flack as much fucking a flack I got.

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Speaker 1: I deserved to be more drunk. I wish I was

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Speaker 1: like six. I wish I was double the amount of

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Speaker 1: drinks deep. That made my pick or grow or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, pecker, that made my pecker hard. I was

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Speaker 1: thinking about that. My dad definitely is the guy who

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Speaker 1: said bazoom bas when we were making Workaholics. He's like,

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Speaker 1: she's got something great, bazzoom bas. And that's a name

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Speaker 1: for a woman's breast, right, yeah, that's what he thought.

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Speaker 1: It's almost more sexist to say bazoom bas. I feel

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's and I know he didn't mean

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Speaker 1: it that way, but he's very innocent. Gentleman. Hindsight twenty twenty.

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Speaker 1: You say bazoombas, that's almost more grotesque than saying breasts. Yes, Adam,

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Speaker 1: what do you? Breast is a term the doctor uses. Yes. No,

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Speaker 1: one is like, ouga, look at that woman's breasts. No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: Doctors say wambles. No, it's like man magic your left

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Speaker 1: wambley for a lump. Yeah, well, I know one thing.

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Speaker 1: If this is the Thanksgiving episode, I'm getting the turkey bazoombas,

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Speaker 1: I might play baby give them a d blake. Where'd

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Speaker 1: you hike? I can't really remember. Somewhere in northern California.

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Speaker 1: It was golden and beautiful. Yes, yes, I'm in my

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Speaker 1: mother's guest room right now. Terrific country up there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's really nice. And what does that artwork over your shoulder?

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Speaker 1: What is that? It looks like some sort of a

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Speaker 1: doc on maybe a lake of sort. I love mom

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Speaker 1: art were My mom has so many goddamn signs in

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Speaker 1: her house. She's letting you know she's near a lake.

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Speaker 1: It's lake life, eat, drink lake Steve. My mother is

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Speaker 1: nowhere near lake, but she represents it on the way. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I feel like if you're a mom, you gotta represent

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Speaker 1: either a lake life or mentioned that you like wine

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Speaker 1: in a sign. Can we move the frames a little

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Speaker 1: to the left. You're right, it's really hugging that window. Yeah. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a cinnamon tugrapher. Okay, it's a joke on cinematographer.

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Speaker 1: You're a spicy photographer, that's for sure. Welcome to This

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Speaker 1: is important when you get those jokes. Actually, I went

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Speaker 1: recently on like the Yelp reviews for like the Heathenism

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Speaker 1: Place and pretty good. They kind of got shipped on. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Really it seems like a clean, like five star island. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it seems like a beautiful resort. Now for people that

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Speaker 1: don't know, Hedonism is uh like a swinger's festival or something.

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Speaker 1: I think it's an island. No, I think it's a

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Speaker 1: it's a resort, swingers resort. It is a full on

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Speaker 1: There's not like a big event. I'm sure there's many events,

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Speaker 1: but okay, yeah, it's a Jamaican Uh, it's like a yeah,

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Speaker 1: a little little little beach hotel where you go and

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Speaker 1: they have like a nude pool and then not new pool. Well,

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Speaker 1: the thing is the bummer about that stuff is on

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Speaker 1: the paper. You're like, oh, that sounds really cool because

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Speaker 1: in your imagination you're thinking it's like Dan bulls Arians

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Speaker 1: Crew of just like hard body or just Dan balls Arian.

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Speaker 1: You're like just Dan bulls Arian, just butt naked, listened up,

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Speaker 1: that guerrilla booty. Oh yeah, just that high and tight

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Speaker 1: and you're thinking a bunch of dan balls arians and

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Speaker 1: a few random chicks. But that's not who's there. That's

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Speaker 1: not who's there. It's old guys talking about ripping and terror.

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Speaker 1: It's guys that are like way too. They all like

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Speaker 1: are too into like eat, drawing dragons and ship and

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Speaker 1: like for sure for sure like also collect swords and

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Speaker 1: be too into drawing dragons at them. There there does

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Speaker 1: come a point what's really wrong with that? No, No,

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Speaker 1: that's wrong with that. I'm just saying it's a specific

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Speaker 1: type of person that I feel like if you draw

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Speaker 1: like fantastical women, like if you draw like hot babes

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Speaker 1: on dragons, you also want to go to hedonism too.

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Speaker 1: For the ripping in the terran it makes sense that,

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Speaker 1: does I? I understand that parallel so well. Dude, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that actually adds up for me a lot for dragon energy. Right.

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Speaker 1: If you have like a knife in a leather satchel

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Speaker 1: that you've fastened, that you carry around with you, that

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Speaker 1: you've made their own leather satchel for your knife, and

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Speaker 1: maybe you even forged your own blade, you might go

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Speaker 1: to hedonism. You might gotta heaton is a can we

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Speaker 1: hear some of these yelled reviews. I mean not like verbatim,

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Speaker 1: but like what was the what was the downfall? Like

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Speaker 1: just the crowd or like they shipping on the food. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Yeah the food that all the chicken tenders,

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Speaker 1: the food was shot upon. Oh that's a bummer. Basically,

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Speaker 1: I just don't think it probably used to go off

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Speaker 1: pretty hard and pretty cool. There's no doubt my mom

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Speaker 1: in the nineties. But they haven't updated the rooms like

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Speaker 1: people are saying, I like, all your references are the

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Speaker 1: nine The nineties were really the peak of all existence

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Speaker 1: in Blake's mind. Anytime he talks about something being the best,

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Speaker 1: he's like, dude, in the nineties, Well, I mean, we're

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Speaker 1: talking about hedonism. It was probably cracking off in the

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Speaker 1: It might have been two thousands. We're talking about hedonism too, right,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about two There's there was another hedonism that

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Speaker 1: was just in some guy's pool. Is that what it was?

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Speaker 1: It was just pulling New Jersey and New Jersey. I

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Speaker 1: don't think they did much of a makeover from one

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Speaker 1: to two. Like all the rooms, they kind of just

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Speaker 1: put the change the sign, like flipped it down like

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Speaker 1: a calendar day. It went from into two. So the

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Speaker 1: accommodations are just dated, is what you're saying. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: said they were like cigarette burns on the sheets. Is

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Speaker 1: that bad? Look if you go to hedonism too, you

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Speaker 1: gotta know what you're getting into. There's gonna be some

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Speaker 1: holes and some ship. Yeah. Well that's like that's like

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Speaker 1: a party island. You know, it's like people are just

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Speaker 1: out there. They're not taking care of it because you're

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Speaker 1: just getting wasted and fucking right, I mean that's all

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Speaker 1: you're doing. Well, basically what the like most yelpers, the

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Speaker 1: yelpows who were there were people who were swingers, and

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Speaker 1: they were basically saying, there's much better options than hedonism. Oh,

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Speaker 1: there's other options, yeah, like hot oh, you know there's

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Speaker 1: plenty of what's that new new? What's the new now? No? No, no, no, now, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's gotta be other options than hedonism, for sure. There's

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Speaker 1: there's layers and levels to that Shipism three on the

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Speaker 1: banks of Mica. Nos, Oh, ship were hidden that trifecta.

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Speaker 1: Dang the third Hedonism that's something we should franchise. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you know we would put a cane's in the

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Speaker 1: Headonism three. Right as you pull up goes without saying.

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Speaker 1: You get your chicken tenders, you get your texas toast,

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Speaker 1: and then you don't get too greasy, well, or you do.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's what you grease up with. Who know, trying

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Speaker 1: to lick that cane sauce off some nipples, let's go.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like four No

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Speaker 1: as much as the next guy. I just don't want

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Speaker 1: to watch so much of it that then you're like,

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Speaker 1: I can you just shot on my chest? This is

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Speaker 1: the name of the group, what's your MC name? My

415
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Speaker 1: m C name was Gary beats, and I was brother Diamond,

416
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,959
Speaker 1: and we were in sugar in the raw sugar, the

417
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:35,360
Speaker 1: which which is from the raw sugar. But alright, kick

418
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 1: it off, here we go. Boom, bamn, god damn, here

419
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 1: come the Czecho Slovakians. You know what I mean? That

420
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 1: was as stupid hook. That's a fucking fruity Pebble's commercial rap.

421
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 1: Well look, we're not pro rappers, like these were joke raps.

422
00:23:55,760 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 1: But we were like curs the ruga Lloyd's deserved her.

423
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,439
Speaker 1: But come on, man, I'll set you up again. All

424
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: the salad eaters out there. The hell am I supposed

425
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 1: to remember bars from two thousand two? Come on? You

426
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: know you know him all, you know you know him all.

427
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: Come on listen. Bam, hot damn hume the checko. Oh

428
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 1: and then it kept going. We pour. So we rocked

429
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: the mic with pots and pans, and we've just crossed

430
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 1: that line that drawn in the sand. You're poor, so

431
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: you rock the mic with pots and pans. That one

432
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 1: didn't really make sense. But don't you realize it. Rocking

433
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 1: the mic with more than just your voice costs more. No,

434
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 1: it was like the beats. We rocked the mic with

435
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: pots and pans in the background, like we don't have beats,

436
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: were just like banging on pots and pans. That's that's

437
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: where the beat box came from. But also the logic

438
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 1: of that, like you don't you don't rock the mic

439
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 1: with a beat. You know your beat isn't rocking them. Hey, guys,

440
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to dissect this. I personally Kyle, I'm

441
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 1: a big fan, dude. I love I love what you're doing.

442
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 1: I love the rugal woods. Well, this one, we were

443
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 1: like stealing beats off of Kazan and stuff, and like

444
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 1: just stealing, like in the words of your dad, guess

445
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: my hard. Okay, but I'm fucking with you. I don't

446
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: have a memory of Adams fully erect, Penis. I was

447
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: fucking with you. I'll be fully candid right now. I

448
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 1: don't think Kyle has ever seen me fully erect. But

449
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: what I'm saying about this podcast, what's great about it

450
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 1: is we're recording it around Thanksgiving time, right before Thanksgiving,

451
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: allegedly where the Americans have Thanksgiving, and my mom and

452
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: dad are currently in the other room hearing me scream.

453
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,360
Speaker 1: Kyle sees me fully erect into a microphone and they're

454
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 1: right in the other room, going Okay, well this has

455
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: to be quiet. Yeah. No, I knew something was up

456
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: about them. They were roommates for too long. I think

457
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,719
Speaker 1: it's cool that you guys are all watching TV together.

458
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: I feel like that's like a lost family thing that

459
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: like families just sit and watch one thing together. Yeah.

460
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 1: What what sucks is my dad's like, son of a bitch,

461
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 1: goddamn it, because he doesn't like streaming. He doesn't like

462
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 1: not just being able to flip through the channels. Wow,

463
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: he's a surfer. He's pissed every time he'd like go

464
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 1: to grab the thing and like go to turn it,

465
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: and then it would just come back to the main

466
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: screen where it's like and he's like the son of

467
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: a bitch because I'm pissed now. He's pissed now because

468
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: he wants to watch all the all the you know,

469
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 1: the fun commercials, the rife commercials, and all the fun

470
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 1: things that we're missing out on. Adam, were you the

471
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 1: one who says flicking channels or is that Kyle. No,

472
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 1: that's like flip off and flick off. I didn't flick

473
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 1: off channels flipping. Somebody used to say flicking channels and

474
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: I was like flipping, yeah, yeah, what are the shows

475
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 1: that family's watched it? I mean I watched sports with

476
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 1: my family, But other than that, what is it? Like

477
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 1: masked singer or something. Yeah, it used to be like

478
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: American idol. Uh yeah, we watched a mass singer. And

479
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 1: my dad, although he's the one that turned it on,

480
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: he was like, never seen this show, and I'm like,

481
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 1: why are why are we watching it? Then he goes

482
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 1: because it looks stupid as shit, and I'm like, okay,

483
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: well it seems like you wouldn't have turned it on

484
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: if you hadn't watched it, and then he was like

485
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: guessing who it is. He's like really investing, like it

486
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: seems like you watch it. He's like, I might have

487
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: seen it a couple of times, but it's dumb as hell.

488
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: Listen to this. Oh this is good. Oh I gotta

489
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: see who the Jenny McCarthy Jenny McCarthy, Yeah, she gets it.

490
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: I just gotta know who the cake head is. I

491
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: gotta know who's the cake I saw David Tell like

492
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: a year and a half ago in New York at

493
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: the Comedy Cellar, and I went up right before him

494
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: and had a really good set and then got off

495
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: and he comes out and I'm like, hey, Dave Adam,

496
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: got nice to meet you, man. He goes, we we

497
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 1: know each other, right, and I'm like, I actually used

498
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: to work at the Hollywood Improv. You bought me and

499
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: my friend that night. I was like, you bought me

500
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: and my friends drinks. I think to make us leave

501
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: you alone. And he's like, I thought you I thought

502
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: you worked at the Improv. He was like, I knew.

503
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: I knew you worked at a comedy club. I'm like that.

504
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: At school, it's school that they people can remember ship

505
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,199
Speaker 1: like that because people come up to me and they're like,

506
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: we went to eight years of school together, and I'm like, cool,

507
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: we didn't. Yeah, we grew up together. Our moms are

508
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: best friends. I babysat you for eleven years. Not bringing

509
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: any bells. The officiated your wedding. That's just your style though,

510
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: And that's when I go right on boss, see it,

511
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: ship dog, big dog, that's right. My dad doesn't really

512
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: swear either, and uh, I remember one Christmas a buddy

513
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: of mine was over for like a Christmas party and

514
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: my dad just goes, yeah, you can't, I can't can't

515
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: shit shit or and I was like, what, he goes,

516
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: you can't, you can't, can't bullshit sh and I was,

517
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever heard it was so

518
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: crazy you started crying. It's that moment where it's like,

519
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: all right, we're men, now we can talk like this.

520
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: And it's like I've been talking like this since. I

521
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: love that it took your dad to your damn near

522
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: forty years old to come around on you being a man.

523
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: I was probably at the point, but like still twenty

524
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: six is you're you're elder at that point? Yeah, right,

525
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. My dad cussed all the time, especially

526
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: if he's like putting together electronics. It was bad news.

527
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: Putting together dude, Like setting up the TV would just

528
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: be like, God, damn motherfucker. Do you guys think Temecula

529
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: when you look at it on a map or whatever,

530
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: it looks like Tarantula? I do every time. I actually,

531
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: I swear to god, I heard think that I'm Almos

532
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: Tarantul Tarantula. Never thought a sick city. Remember when I

533
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: saw a guarantee bank in the the area and I

534
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: looked at it, and I don't know, I might not

535
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: have ever seen the word guarantee. This was a weird

536
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: home in our friendship. Yeah, And I was like, dude,

537
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: what the fun kind of name is that? With Kyle

538
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: and like, and I was up there for Thanksgiving and

539
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, for the first time, no, I

540
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: went like four years in a row or sometime, but

541
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,479
Speaker 1: I don't know what year. But I was like, I

542
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: was like, warranty. What the fund is a warrantee? And

543
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: they're like ha ha ha ha, And I'm like kind

544
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: of wouldn't let it go. And I'm like, what a

545
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: bizarre name for a bank of guarrante? What is that?

546
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: A fucking weird fruit warranty? It was funny the first

547
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: time they're like, wait, do you really not know what

548
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: that word is? You had to kind of wheel it

549
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: back like now I'm I'm messing with you know how

550
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: funny I can be? Right? It is one of those

551
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: moments where like, damn Adams hell of funny, dude. He's

552
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 1: great at word play, like he's like always entertaining and

553
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: stuff like, but then he kept bringing up later and

554
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: later into the night. Wait, oh you're dumbass, right, you're dumbass. Okay,

555
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: you can't read? This is also like when Adam came

556
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: to l A tells a story about I mean, I'll

557
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: let him tell, but I think he's gonna throw up

558
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: on himself when he's driving through West Hollywood and he

559
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: thinks he sees Amish people driving and he's like, you're cheating. Oh,

560
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: they're Orthodox Jewish people. I swear, I swear to God, Dude,

561
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: it's so stupid. It's so I can be so dumb,

562
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: but I humble pie. I saw some Hasidic Jewish people,

563
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: and they if you don't know what Hasthidic Jewish people

564
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: look like, they kind of look like if you don't

565
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 1: know Amish people, if you don't know what Amish people

566
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: look like. But I do know what Amish people look

567
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: like because I grew up in the Midwest, so you

568
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: have experience with actual Amish people. I know what Amish

569
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: people look like. That's why I've seen Kingpim. I seen

570
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: people well. I remember in my elementary school in Iowa

571
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: there was a the alleyway behind our school. You would

572
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: hear clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, and the Amish

573
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: people would be taking their like little wagons with horses

574
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: behind there like to go. I don't know by coal

575
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: or something. I have no idea what they're doing. That's

576
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: all they do is by Cole. I have no idea

577
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: would Cole. I don't know what they want, but some

578
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: sustainable something. They had to buy something and not chainsaws.

579
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: That's for damn sure long saws. They were probably trading,

580
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: their trading. So anyway, so I saw them, and then

581
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: I moved to l A and was like, see these

582
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: scidic Jewish people and see them driving BMW's. I remember

583
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. I was in Highland Park and I leaned

584
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: out my window and I'm like, Chader, you're supposed to

585
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: be in a horse and bugget. And I was like

586
00:32:55,840 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: with some girl and she was like, hey, what are

587
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: you doing. If you're ever on a date with a girl,

588
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: just don't yell out the window at anything. That just

589
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: seems like a red flag. Yeah, that's like an interesting

590
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: move on a date. She'll see how my guy who

591
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: can be in charge? It also seemed racist. It seemed racist.

592
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: It still is and elliot Amish people and saying you're

593
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: cheating is not like your job. It's not nice. That's

594
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: very judgmental at the very least, you know what I mean.

595
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: It's incredibly I thought it was being funny. I thought

596
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: I caught him. I thought I was like, ha ha,

597
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: look at you I got I caught you. Remember when

598
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: Blake and I were at the the NBA All Star

599
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: Game when I did that weird I did that weird

600
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: song and dance with Queen Latifa and Jamie Fox and

601
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart for the NBA Jelly All Star Game in

602
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: l A. And then I came out. It was so weird.

603
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: It was the weirdest. It was literally me, Queen Latifa,

604
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: Jamie Fox, who else is there? Kevin Hart and like

605
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: two other Ludicrous. I shared a room with Ludicrous and

606
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: uh like our green room was the same room, and

607
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: he was getting his hair cut and he's like anything

608
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: you want to listen to at him? And then I go, oh,

609
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: anything by word of mouth, ready for ready for him

610
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: to be like ha ha, and he goes, no, man,

611
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like okay, And then I don't. I don't

612
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: think you're gonna have a good conversation with future either

613
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: the no. But I remember when me and Blake were

614
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: at the game, the slam Dunk contest, and me goes

615
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: had just one like the celebrity m v P and

616
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: the Celebrity All Star Game and he had the trophy.

617
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: I believe Quevo Quavo was it was Quevo. Yeah, me

618
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: goes it's three people, that's right, Quevo. And I go,

619
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 1: uh yo, so you won the trophy? Huh. And he

620
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: was holding it and he's like yeah, man, And I'm like,

621
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: where are you gonna keep that trophy? Bad question. I'm

622
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: just trying to spark up a converence. He's sitting right

623
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 1: next to me and he's like, I don't know, man,

624
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: I'll go you're gonna put it like in your bathroom.

625
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: You know people what trophies at their bathroom. And he's like,

626
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: goofy nah. And I'm like, okay, so you got a

627
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: shelf or something like, really trying to get a conversation going,

628
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, man, I got a shelf. That's cool,

629
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, the cool thing. I don't know him,

630
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: but he didn't even have in a shelf. He was like, fun, God, dude,

631
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: he's probably super high, just having a good time. I

632
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: hope he was. I also kind of think he's probably

633
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: really nervous to talk to Blake and me. And he

634
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: was like, oh, ship. Yeah, superstar stroke. He was like,

635
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: it's the guy with the hair. Yeah, he was like,

636
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 1: superstar struck by us, the guy with the hair, the

637
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: short one that was just dancing with Queen Latifa. Oh,

638
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: nervous King. It's King Latifa King. The name of the

639
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: guy who the guy who owns the company that cleans

640
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: my pool. His name Rich. So the other day I

641
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: got a call in front of somebody and it just

642
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 1: came up as rich Pool guy, rich Pool guy. You're like, oh,

643
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: you know a rich person with the pool. It's a

644
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,720
Speaker 1: guy and I was his name is rich his company

645
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 1: gleans my pool. Shout out to rich. Shout out to

646
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 1: a rich Pool guy. Good job, years of great service.

647
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: Big shout out to rich rich Pool guy. That's a

648
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: good rap. Name my dad. I remember ruined a sega. Uh.

649
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: This is where I get it from. I remember he

650
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 1: was putting. He was like, I gotta sega for Christmas.

651
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: And he goes downstairs to put it together, and I'm

652
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: like down there trying to help, and he's like, God

653
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: fucking God, shut up, and and then he's like get

654
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: out of here, and I'm like, what I'm trying to help.

655
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: He's like he's like just called serves and I'm like, okay,

656
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: So I'm like kind of staying at the top of

657
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: Star because I'm gonna play as soon as it's plugged in.

658
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get to see his week he doesn't

659
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: want to see. And then I just to him go

660
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: shut up a bit, and then crash and I go

661
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: down and he had ripped it out of the wall

662
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: and all the cords are like fraid and he just

663
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 1: like snapped and like yanked on it and totally sucks.

664
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: The thing sucks exactly. And then, uh, I had to

665
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: like buy me a new Sega. We didn't have money

666
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: to be buying two Segas. You just plug it into

667
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 1: a wall. You plug it in, and then plug it

668
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: in and plug the controller in. You had to remember

669
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,919
Speaker 1: you needed to have three those three plug ins which

670
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 1: are color coded, and just put them in. No idea,

671
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: no idea. I don't know. I'm like seven years old,

672
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 1: or however old I was. I was. I think maybe

673
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: your dad was playing it first for a half hour

674
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 1: and was frustrated by the game upstairs, and you were like,

675
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: he's like plant Sonic and ship some altered beast. I

676
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 1: wish that was the case. That's definitely not the case.

677
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: He's he's video game challenge. He just could not he

678
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 1: just couldn't line up the red, the yellow and the

679
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: white get him into the right thing. But you know

680
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: it's tough. You had to do the input get it

681
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: on the right one. And I think I think he

682
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: had to like reach around the TV. Remember how it

683
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: used to not be on the front, so he had

684
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: to like climb around to the back and remember being

685
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: like a yard angle. But I don't know. I have

686
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: no idea how it happened. And I get there and

687
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, it's say I Hurt Radio Awards. This

688
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 1: is like five years ago, and we have drunk. You

689
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: have to look cool what I've had three ashdens. Yeah,

690
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: I'm feeling good, guys. I know, I know. You just said.

691
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,399
Speaker 1: I'm at the Art Heart Radio Awards. No. Yeah, yeah,

692
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: you're having trouble, but I like it. Hey, I'm coming

693
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: for you. It's okay. I'm not having trouble. It's holiday

694
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: season succeeding right now. This is the holiday season. That's cool.

695
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: And I'm at the I Heart Radio Festival and they

696
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: were like, yo, we need this flat iron your hair.

697
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: You have to look cool for this and I was like,

698
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 1: uh yeah, flat iron. I'm like, I guess, I don't know.

699
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,879
Speaker 1: And this woman convinced me to flat iron my hair

700
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 1: and she flat ironed it like before I presented. And

701
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 1: then so I look insane. I look different than I've

702
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: ever looked in my entire life. I might as well

703
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 1: like throw on eyeliner and sing it like the Black Parade, dude, MCR.

704
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 1: That's a great pace. It was a great pace. And

705
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: I was like way out of pocket. And then they

706
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: were like, who do you want to introduce? And it

707
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: was like between Jason Daruloh and like Lord Lord and

708
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,240
Speaker 1: I was like Lord And then they were like, okay,

709
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: you're introducing Lord. But I never saw anyone say that.

710
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 1: I just saw it written heard you never heard you

711
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: never heard Lord. We covered this and it said Lord E.

712
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: And I said, Lord E, were you for real? Yeah?

713
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:43,439
Speaker 1: Oh man, on stage you said that. No. Chloe caught

714
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: me right beforehand, and I'm like, I'm introducing Lord E

715
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: and she's like it's Lord Oh, but you almost did it.

716
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: So this is back to the guarantee thing. Yeah, They're

717
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: they're telling us we have covered this, we have covered this.

718
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: He's strong but like he this is back to the

719
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: r T. You're just like our dumbest friend. You know

720
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: what I think I'm doing. I'm switching stories because lordy,

721
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: that was actually at like a Viacom marketing thing, and

722
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: I did say that, and it was it was a

723
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: different band. It's a totally different band. I'm gonna find out.

724
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: He just left his headphones. He left the room. Actually,

725
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,280
Speaker 1: I think he's going to throw up next song, for sure?

726
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: You want me to play next song? So so you

727
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: don't think Adam needs to hear it? No, it's over, Okay, Okay,

728
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: So this song always gets stuck in my fucking Okay,

729
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,720
Speaker 1: so you're aware of this. This is a post Malone circles. Okay,

730
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 1: the song is good. It's a good song. That's it. Yeah,

731
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: that's it. That's fifteen seconds. Yeah, you know, very early

732
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 1: on in our fame, I feel like post Malone reached

733
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: out to me on Twitter and I was kind of like, yeah,

734
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know, I just but I wish

735
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: I could take our fame or his fame, in his fame,

736
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: his fame. He reached out like what's up. Everybody used

737
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 1: to hit me up and say, like you look exactly

738
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: like post Malone. You look like Postmon So I avoided

739
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: his career for the longest fucking time. I was You're like, oh,

740
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: I guess I'm hot as fun, dude, That's what I'm saying.

741
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: I just don't like being compared to anybody else. But then,

742
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 1: like two years ago, two or three years ago, I

743
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,879
Speaker 1: fucking throw on some Posty and I was like, this

744
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: dude is fucking good man. I have a serious question.

745
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: Is your worst fear to be unoriginal? Oh, that's a

746
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: great question. I do enjoy being original. Yeah, it's a

747
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 1: kind of a reoccurring weird for weird sake, that was

748
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: That's not the question. I don't think that's my worst fear.

749
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: But I do think you've hit a very truthful vein

750
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: in my body. When people were like, oh, you look

751
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: like a fucking fat post Malon or you look like

752
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 1: ugly post Malon, I was like, you know, first of all, wait,

753
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: wait wait, wait wait way hotter, no, no, no, no,

754
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: but you said they that they were saying that you

755
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,479
Speaker 1: look like him, And now you said they were saying

756
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 1: you look like a fat or ugly Yes, hold on,

757
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 1: let me protect my guy right here. Thank you. You

758
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: might be fatter, but you're way more handsome than post malone.

759
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: Post Malone. I think he's hot. No, post Malone looks

760
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: like he's he's got you know, when you put pantyhose

761
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: on your face to go rob a bank. That motherfucker's

762
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: got some plate tex over his face, because his whole

763
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: face looks like that is actually so true. I think

764
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: Kyle's got that weird He's got that weird hot. Like

765
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,760
Speaker 1: I see him with a beer and like a ciggy

766
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: in his hand, and I'm like, that fucking reminds me

767
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: of me, Dude, I really do want to meet this

768
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 1: guy one day. Well, what's cool is like when Kyle

769
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: looks at you with that one good eye, you really melt,

770
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, yeah exactly. Yeah. If there were too

771
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: would be a game over. Yeah, there's two, would be

772
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: lights out. Okay, So I just can I finish the

773
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: end of my story, because I went and got what

774
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: was the story? The story was I at the I

775
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,919
Speaker 1: Heart Radio. I said, I was a Lordy, Lordy, I'm

776
00:42:55,920 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 1: over forty. It was a steel the base, yeah, and

777
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I'm about to introduce. It was like

778
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,399
Speaker 1: minutes before I'm and it was in a basketball stag

779
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: and there's twenty thousand people there. It's also live to millions,

780
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,240
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, I'm about to introduce Bastile.

781
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: Have we covered Chloe was like, no, we covered the

782
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: Lordy lordy dude, how did you get that wrong? How

783
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: do you think it's Bestill? Yeah, isn't that I was.

784
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: I was about to sound just as Dune, being like,

785
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 1: isn't that a city in France? It's a French word.

786
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: He took German in high school. I got your back, dude, Okay, alright,

787
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: I took German. I didn't know. I didn't know, alright.

788
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,760
Speaker 1: And also, also, is your name blake A? If I said,

789
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: I'd be confident in the fact that I got that

790
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: wrong in front of all those people. And that's is

791
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: how it is. And they had to come out to

792
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: Basil and my bad. I cannot criticize because we did

793
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: those like video Game Awards that one time. We kept

794
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: calling Bethesda like every other word except for beth It

795
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 1: is like, but we didn't know how to pronounce Bethesda BETHA.

796
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: Does do you remember when we introduced whatever that game

797
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 1: was and I said, it's like something like Steve Spielberg

798
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: and Albert Hitchcock. Yes, I have that on video, but

799
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: I meant to do that, Like that was my whole

800
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 1: m O was to funk him up. But like you

801
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 1: were like Albert Hitchcock and slammed them Steve King, Steve

802
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: King and Albert Hitchcock recovered Bastile as well. Yeah, I

803
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 1: know it, I know it. We're repeating stories. Kissed now.

804
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: I actually might start a spinoff podcast where I'd watch

805
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: every episode of I Love Lucy and I just chit

806
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: chat about it. That's what the people what? Yeah, thank you,

807
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 1: Lucy Ball. What's what? I'm not piss now? Okay? What?

808
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:56,320
Speaker 1: What else? Did I know? That? That show was like groundbreaking,

809
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 1: game changer, super hilarious, still holds up. What else did

810
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: she have? I know she produced things, but did she

811
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: starring other things? Like did she ever cross the steel Ball? Yes?

812
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if she did. I

813
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 1: don't know if she did anything else except for that show,

814
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 1: Like did she cross over in the movies or like

815
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,720
Speaker 1: did she have a podcast or you know that's actually

816
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: really crazy. Yeah, if she doesn't have a podcast, was

817
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 1: she even an entertainer? That's what I'm saying yeah. I

818
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,359
Speaker 1: mean at this point, I'm sure Desi art Nez had

819
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: a fucking radio show or something like that that she

820
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: was on. Desi art nes was a major player. He

821
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: bought r k O Studios after the Orson Wells era. Right,

822
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: But wasn't she the business savvy want? Yeah, but I

823
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: think it was a different time and Desi was kind

824
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 1: of the guy making the deals, the puppet. Yeah, she

825
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: had her fucking fist up his button. Was like talking

826
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: with you, got some spaining to do? We can? I

827
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: just say I'm looking up some Lucile Ball right now.

828
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: She's for like, even though she looks even when she

829
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: was younger, she still looks like she's your grandmother, just

830
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 1: because that style and hair do. But kind of a

831
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: babe babe grandmother. She was hot. Yeah, fucking crush on

832
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: that when I'd be homesick from school. Did you really Yeah,

833
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: like black and white porn? You jerked off to Lucille Ball, Yeah,

834
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: for sure. Patty Duke, Patti Duke on nickod Night, for sure.

835
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: Who's Pattie Duke? Ye, don't make the noise, dude, Patti Duke.

836
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: The Patty Duke Show. It was about twins, but it

837
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: was played by one one lady Patty Duke. Okay, yeah,

838
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,280
Speaker 1: this woman, this woman is pretty for sure. My my,

839
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: my old time lady was Mary Tyler Moore. Oh yeah

840
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: that was my that was my speed. It's also weird

841
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 1: because my mom would get that she looks like Mary

842
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 1: Tyler Moore kind of a lot, like when we were

843
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: out and about. Yeah that is weird. Yeah, but but

844
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: I wasn't like jerking off like this creep. I was

845
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:59,720
Speaker 1: a child, like eight years old, and I'm going, yeah, baby,

846
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: and I'm going like, oh yeah, that woman's pretty like

847
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: my mom's pretty. I bet you'd take care of me

848
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: and give me food. I bet you'd love and appreciate

849
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 1: me the way my mom does. I love Mary Tyler

850
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,479
Speaker 1: moorets we got, let's get out of this one. Whoa

851
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: Patty Duke is Shawn Aston's mom, And you look like

852
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: Sean Aston? So what is going on there? Dude? I

853
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: do look like Sean Aston, but I don't know who

854
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: Patty Duke is. I just looked her up. She's a

855
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 1: pretty woman, but I'm talking about Mary day Duca is

856
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 1: Sean Wait, Adam. What Kyle saying is that Patty Duke

857
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: is Shawn Aston's mom. You you look like Seawan Aston?

858
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,479
Speaker 1: So do I want to fuck you? And I feel

859
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: like we've followed this guy, fucking idiot, good radio man. Yeah,

860
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 1: this we've already it's already well established that he would

861
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: marry me Catalina, Yeah, to to take my boat to

862
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 1: Catalina and fuck me on the boat. My fiance to

863
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 1: this day is Chloe Final Girls in my Phone because

864
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: I met her on the set of the movie The

865
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: Final Girls, and now she's the Final Girl. She is

866
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: the Final Girl. I never put that together. Now just

867
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: take that out, bro, exactly. No more plural, man, You've

868
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: got a singular now. Oh my god, yo, put that

869
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: in your valves to That's great, Just so everybody knows

870
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,240
Speaker 1: she's Cloi, Final Girl forever in my phone. Now, dude,

871
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 1: that's unreal. I show everyone and look here it is.

872
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm going to get the projector out real quickly. If

873
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: we could work the it. Oh you plug it into

874
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 1: a power point and then you show people as you

875
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 1: do it live. Oh cool. Oh he's subtracting the s

876
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 1: I would love to see, like trying to work the

877
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 1: Apple TV. You're like mirror screen. Hang on a second, guy,

878
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: because it is on my phone. Just does anyone is

879
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 1: it Bluetooth or WiFi? How does it connect? He actuallyly

880
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 1: deleached the whole Fine, girls, He's like number, Wait, final girl,

881
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: is your number? Got to upgrade my phone? iOS. The

882
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: worst is when you like know someone for years and

883
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: like don't know their last name. You just know them.

884
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: But like specifically one of my best friends fiance now

885
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 1: his now fiance, I just it was just Zach's girlfriend,

886
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: but Chelsea Zack's girlfriend in the phone, and for years

887
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: I did not know her last name, which is well,

888
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: we can't say show you can allegedly field all the

889
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 1: other thing that I have. That's a problem. And I

890
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: don't know if it's just our bis or l A

891
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: or whatever. But a lot of my homies I just

892
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 1: know by their like Instagram handles, like I don't know

893
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: their real names. You're such a millennium No, I swear

894
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,240
Speaker 1: to god. I was at a party a few years

895
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: ago and uh, do you know Shane West, Shane West,

896
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: handsome actor, handsome actor guy. Uh he was in like

897
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: a Walk to Remember with Mandy Moore, and my high

898
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: school girlfriend made me watch it all the time. Anyways,

899
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,439
Speaker 1: so I like him at a party at his house

900
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: and I know him like fairly well, we've I've we've

901
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: been at parties together before, we've gotten drunk together. I'm like, yeah,

902
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 1: we know each other. And he introduced me to someone.

903
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 1: This is like years ago, and he was he was like, hey,

904
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: I want to introduce you to someone. And I'm like okay,

905
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: and he's like, uh Andy, this is Eric or whoever

906
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 1: the funk he was introducing me to. And I'm like,

907
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 1: what's that. He's like, yeah, Andy Bovine, dude, so have

908
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 1: you seen Workahalics? And I'm like, I stopped him in

909
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: his tracks. I'm like, motherfucker, do you I'm like, do

910
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: you think my name is Andy Bovine? And he's like yeah,

911
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 1: And I go my name is Adam Devine and he goes, oh,

912
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: I thought that was your stage name on the show.

913
00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: My name is Saddam Devon. You know my stage name

914
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: was Andy Bot. Have you ever heard of the last

915
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 1: name Bovine. That's a fucking insane last name. It was

916
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 1: a family name. I come from a long cattle. I

917
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 1: have underwear issues. I'm the type of guy and maybe

918
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm the only guy who does this. I wear my

919
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: underwear until the back blows out of them. You know,

920
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: I keep my underwear for upwards of fifteen to twenty years,

921
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: and well, you know what, your underwear also there's a

922
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 1: lot of wear and tear because your whole ass and

923
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 1: asshole is always hanging out of your pants. And then

924
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 1: you grind on the floor as if you're a dog.

925
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: So what's up? What's that? Last party grinds on the

926
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: floor as if he's a dog? How so can you

927
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: paint that picture a little bit more? Was that? You

928
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 1: know how dogs when they're wiping their ass on the

929
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: floor when they have worms, And that's that's blake. He's

930
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: always sitting somewhere where like it's not a seat, you

931
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like he's always sitting where that

932
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, that's not all right. I guess we

933
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: could sit over there in that corner. So I think

934
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: your underwear gets a little extra wear and tear because

935
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: of that. Me, my plump ass, it's always sitting in

936
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 1: proper seated areas. And that's why my underwear stays not

937
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:21,800
Speaker 1: blown out. The back stays my underwear. I've never blown

938
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: it out the back. I just it's just like my

939
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: Xbox I need to evolve my underwear collection because um yeah,

940
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: I've kind of hit the limit with my with my

941
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: stance underwear. How long are you rocking these undis? How

942
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 1: long are they lasting you before they fucking blow up?

943
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: I honestly hold on to so then they're probably they're fine.

944
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: And I like how you're like, I don't even know

945
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: what to buy anymore. Well, the ones you have lot

946
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:50,399
Speaker 1: lasted fifteen years. I would I would go back for seconds. Well,

947
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 1: I wear Stance because we had a Stance plug and

948
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: I was getting a flow of Stance underwear. It was constant,

949
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: and these Stance I've like, how long ago? Was that?

950
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 1: A while ago? I think it's time also, like just

951
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: but you could just buy yourself some some underwear, man,

952
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 1: treat yourself. I see where he's coming from. He wants

953
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 1: to do that taste test. What was that underwear that

954
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 1: you remember when we all when we first started to

955
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 1: make like a little bit of money and we could

956
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 1: afford to buy frivolous things like underwear like not like

957
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: not the three pack. Yeah, like you're not just getting

958
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 1: like the Haynes that you've been wearing your entire life.

959
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 1: That just like a big old sack full of underwears

960
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 1: and you could like get a nicer micro fiber or

961
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,919
Speaker 1: something that would feel nice on the thighs in case

962
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 1: you're you got some wet wet denims. Yeah, breathable mesh

963
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: underwear changed my entire outlook. But remember, you guys would

964
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 1: like rock I kind of just I got like I

965
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: tried on Calvin Klein's and I was like, I'm basically

966
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg in these. This is my ship, and then

967
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: I've just rocked them the entire time, and that's what

968
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 1: I wear. You stopped there. I stopped there, but you

969
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: guys like went down a road. I remember you guys

970
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 1: were like wearing sacks where there's like a pocket for

971
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: your nutsacks. That's Kyle's weird as that's my ship. Kyle's

972
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: a sacksman. I'm a Sacks gentleman. Sacks by the fire, Saxman.

973
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 1: I love them. Sacks are my favorite. Sax was the

974
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: one who kind of like walked me down the path

975
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 1: of underwear. Yeah. I took his hand and I said,

976
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 1: walk with me. You did. I feel like you're the

977
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 1: one who convinced me to buy those red breathable mesh

978
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: dyes and they changed my entire life. And I was like,

979
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 1: thank you unders because you just like dadded them, you

980
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 1: sat them, you sat them down. What's the brand? Those

981
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: breathables were Calvin Klein. They were and I honestly wore

982
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: them like every other day. They're heaters. They have like

983
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:52,800
Speaker 1: a lot of different styles, fabrics, lengths, um For sleeping,

984
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: I prefer to sleep in next officio. It's a popular camping,

985
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: fishing and hunting. For sleeping, you have special sleeping put

986
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: on different and underwear to sleep in. Yeah, that's why

987
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: I sleep in like boxer boxers underwear boxers and uh

988
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: and I wear boxer brieves. So hang on. So when

989
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,800
Speaker 1: and then you take those off? This is the development.

990
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 1: When you wake up in the morning, you take off

991
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: those underwear and put on new underwear. Well, you change

992
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 1: underwear shower or work out, and then yes, when I'm

993
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 1: getting dressed, I put on new underwear for that day,

994
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: for the day. But you go to pause, let me

995
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 1: ask you one, do you sleep in underwear and then

996
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: just get up for the day in that underwear and

997
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: go about your way? Literally all the time? Boy, you

998
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,839
Speaker 1: gotta let them nuts bring all the time. I do it. Yeah,

999
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: So there's are you like rocking the Andy's from you know,

1000
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,439
Speaker 1: from night night to wake up, like and you're rocking

1001
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:50,800
Speaker 1: the same ones basically like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

1002
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: You mean, do I sleep in the same underwear all week?

1003
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:57,399
Speaker 1: You know, I'll wear the my sleepy andes. Yeah, I'll

1004
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 1: do what's your night night, and I'll do two or

1005
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: three days. Uh yeah, okay, okay, that makes sense to me.

1006
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,720
Speaker 1: That's actually kind of dope. But I do boxers because

1007
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: like I used to sleep in like mess shorts or whatever,

1008
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: but they're so fucking big that I'm just like, I

1009
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: want some boxers that are just breathable, because I don't

1010
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: want to sleep in boxer briefing. Why why does your

1011
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 1: your nuts really you keep saying breathable as if they're

1012
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 1: starving for oxy? They have lungs? Yeah? Yeah, did they?

1013
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 1: Did your nuts? Get that hot nuts have lungs? Yeah?

1014
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 1: I think they do. And then you get like fucking

1015
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 1: hard arms and they're just like trying to get the

1016
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: funk out, and I'm like, I'm not comfortable. I used

1017
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: to sleep naked until I had kids, and then I

1018
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 1: was like this is dangerous. Well keep uh yeah, I

1019
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 1: slept naked until I had kids, and I was like,

1020
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 1: all right, they're coming in here. I'm gonna put on

1021
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: some boxers that kids my Oh man, this opened up

1022
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 1: a can of worms. Kylie, are you drunk? I'm the

1023
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 1: only one drunk on this pod, are you? Well? You're

1024
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:04,479
Speaker 1: acting like a guy. She is our mom's age, and

1025
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 1: so Blake wants to fuck his mom. That's weird, dude.

1026
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:13,320
Speaker 1: And it's a whole circle back. Baby, What that's weird? Dude?

1027
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: How come everybody saying, No, that's not what I'm saying.

1028
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:18,959
Speaker 1: That's kind of your thing, and that's fine. Maybe that'll

1029
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: be the thing that everyone likes about this episode. It's

1030
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 1: just because we're not beating up Kyle. Okay, well I

1031
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: think they're gonna like that you beat off to Nick

1032
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: at night. Okay. It's an Oedipus complex. Everybody here got that? No,

1033
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 1: what does that mean? Oedipus complex is when you want

1034
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: to fuck your mom and kill your father. Oh, it's

1035
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: got to be both. It has to be both. It's

1036
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 1: not just your mom. That's just king shaming. I got news.

1037
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: If you fuck your mom, you're that's going to kill

1038
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 1: your dad. Yeah, true, you do it all in one stuff. Admittedly,

1039
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:53,439
Speaker 1: Dad would be pretty salty. Yeah, that'll break his turn.

1040
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: That's cool that I know that My parents listened to

1041
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 1: the podcast. So it's gonna be fun for them. It's

1042
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: gonna be a fun little few minutes for them. It's

1043
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: gonna be a fun drive to the supermarket. Don't but

1044
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 1: they were the ones complaining that we picked on Kyle

1045
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: so much for us, so be careful what you asked

1046
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 1: pouring on it. Yeah, see what happens when we let

1047
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 1: him loose, Mike, I didn't mean that we all had it.

1048
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 1: I was just relating it to us and like a way,

1049
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 1: but we don't. None of us have that. Absolutely not. No,

1050
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: you don't have you guys ever watch you see the graduate? No?

1051
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 1: Not enough, of course. I mean I did I have

1052
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: what's her name? Mel Brooks? Isn't mel Brooks's wife? Oh?

1053
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 1: I don't know her name? Stunner. This is like the

1054
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 1: golden age of Hollywood? Correct? Is that? What is that

1055
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: what we're talking about? No? Yeah, the graduate kind of

1056
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 1: kicked it off, Goldene. We're talking like and Bancroft. No clue,

1057
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, No one remembers who this woman is. I

1058
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: just pretended I don't know about you guys, but I

1059
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: have like a nice thick ass, and so like you

1060
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: know about Wait, you said you don't know about us,

1061
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 1: you in our asses. I'm pretty sure you know about

1062
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 1: all of our butts. I got a good ass mine space.

1063
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 1: You got a nice ass. Yeah, well it's not nice, big.

1064
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,439
Speaker 1: The best one of our group is Blake, for sure.

1065
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 1: It's got the highest booty. Yeah, he's got the highest booty. Seconds.

1066
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: Get the funk out of second or third is a

1067
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: kind of fourth, take up the rear. That is a

1068
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 1: wildly wrong statement. For sure, I have the best as

1069
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 1: the best ass out of all of us. That's bullshit.

1070
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 1: I don't mean to get aggressive about this, but like,

1071
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 1: that's bullshit. I only the only time I changed my

1072
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 1: underwear is Sundays on the weekend's Sundays, says no. Is

1073
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:48,440
Speaker 1: after like when I'm showering, Like after a shower, I

1074
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: will punch on fresh underwear, okay, and then that's it.

1075
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 1: Like I don't like to me, when you're going to bed,

1076
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 1: you take off your underwear and then put on your

1077
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 1: sleeping underwear. I first take off my pants. I first

1078
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: take off my pants, like and then I get right

1079
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 1: down to the drawers, take up my underwear, and then

1080
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: I put on either my ex Officios or my Patagonia underwear. Yeah.

1081
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to be the one with

1082
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 1: weird undy no like protocol, but turns out almost all

1083
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: of us are completely psycho about her underwear, and I don't.

1084
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 1: I don't work out in underwear. What what? I only

1085
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: wear shorts with the built in brief. I like those two.

1086
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 1: I dig that because like underwear, I feel like this

1087
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 1: motherfucker's blowing the back out of his ship because he

1088
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 1: might be working out and him I don't like, they're

1089
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 1: not built for that because I'm scooting my butt across

1090
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 1: the floor like a dog. Yeah that's yeah, that's right.

1091
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:51,920
Speaker 1: I was. I mean I was tripping though that, like

1092
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 1: the throw tripping a dripping. I was. I was tripping

1093
01:00:56,240 --> 01:01:00,040
Speaker 1: that it back in like junior high high school, I

1094
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 1: believe as well. I would wear straight up like like

1095
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: cotton boxers, like well, yeah, yeah, I've gone back to that, really, I've.

1096
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 1: I've I I switched between sacks. Those are my my

1097
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 1: my jockeys, and then I also have boxers because I've

1098
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 1: I can't seem to dial in whether or not I

1099
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 1: like the boxers only or the other ones. Durris has

1100
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 1: gone to grab his Patagonia's. They got probably a little

1101
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 1: little pre priestands on him. Those are nice, Those are yeah,

1102
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: you can You're gonna love these. Those are breathable. And

1103
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: these are what we got here. Extra large large cross

1104
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 1: recycled nylon lasting. If you can find under where some model,

1105
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna be a happy guy. Okay, okay. Modal is

1106
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 1: the is the fabric? Modal is the fab come into it.

1107
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 1: I trust this man when it comes to underwear protocol,

1108
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 1: for sure. Durs has that dialed in. He's got a

1109
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 1: super super hot to the touch dick that needs a

1110
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 1: lot of air flow, and I feel I feel like

1111
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 1: we all could benefit from his knowledge. Thank you, Jersey.

1112
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 1: Let that bitch breathe, baby, let it breathe. Under Armour

1113
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: makes pretty good underwear, I believe it. Nike, Nike, the

1114
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 1: Nike underwear I've bought not great. Well. I feel like Nike,

1115
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 1: that's some jock underwear. You could probably work out in them.

1116
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:25,560
Speaker 1: To me, how many pairs of shorts with those linings

1117
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 1: in them? I think my ass is too big for

1118
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: those For the with the linings I do not doubt that. Yeah,

1119
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 1: I every time I put on those like shorts with

1120
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: those linings in, it's my thighs. There's like an intention

1121
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 1: because my thighs and asks are too large. I used

1122
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 1: to so this, I mean, this all stems from back

1123
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 1: when I was swimming we started running. I would run

1124
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 1: in a speed oh with shorts on. So like, you're

1125
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: just your your dick's not fucking going all. Why don't

1126
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 1: you just get a jockstrap? It's a good question. Was

1127
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 1: probably because those are fucking bizarre, Like why not just

1128
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 1: cover your entire butt? Why why I just have straps? Honestly, dude,

1129
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 1: I used to wear that when I played baseball. What

1130
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 1: the funk is going on? Like they're weird? It lets

1131
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 1: the seat of your ass breathe, which I would argue

1132
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 1: is a little more important than let your nuts breathed,

1133
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 1: Let your crack breathe. Brother, fair, we all know that

1134
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: you have your entire asshole out of your pants all

1135
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: day long. It needs a lot of airflow. That that

1136
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 1: blake's butt hole needs tons of airflow. Jock Straps are

1137
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 1: fucking sick, Yeah they are. They fucking cut a V

1138
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 1: on your butt. They're sexy brother, get off my jock

1139
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 1: I couldn't run with a nutcup on, like back in

1140
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: the day when you in baseball and I would try

1141
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 1: to run with the nutcup on. I'm like, I can't

1142
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 1: do it. Like you have you you like it's weird.

1143
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 1: It's it's too weird, man, Dude. I used to refuse

1144
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 1: to wear a jock strap when I would play baseball

1145
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 1: because they fucking weirded me out so much. So I

1146
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 1: put the nut cup just in my under and then

1147
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:02,560
Speaker 1: when I would run like around the basis, it would

1148
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 1: fall down to like my fall down to like my ankle,

1149
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 1: and I have to like reach down and grab it

1150
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:11,840
Speaker 1: and like kind of like screw it back, lily ship,

1151
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 1: look at second base that kids, dick, Just fella. No,

1152
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 1: the golden age of Hollywood is when Fight Club came

1153
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: out and the next year was The Matrix. Fuck y'all, dude,

1154
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 1: know the golden age was in when Jim Carrey came

1155
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 1: out with Ace Ventura Mask and Dumb and Dumber on

1156
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 1: the same year. That was the Golden Age. Get at me,

1157
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 1: Hollywood historian, are you not hitting the sound board check?

1158
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 1: Thank you? Remember when in Game Over, man, when we

1159
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,160
Speaker 1: all found out that we like all wipe our ass

1160
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 1: in different ways. No, I don't. I don't remember the

1161
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 1: specific moment, but what's up? It didn't tell us about

1162
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 1: that weird dream you have. No, no, no, no, no,

1163
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 1: that's because I was. It's when I was like on

1164
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 1: the toilet. Are you a stand up wiper? I'm a

1165
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 1: stand up wiper. I'm a stand up, bendover wiper. What

1166
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 1: the fuck is wrong with you? Bro? That's so straight?

1167
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:14,920
Speaker 1: You have issues, dude, I don't know any other way.

1168
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 1: That's how I've done it my entire life. How much

1169
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 1: poo do you leave in your butt that way? Like?

1170
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 1: It's it's compressive, dude. My ass is so clean. But

1171
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:27,040
Speaker 1: when you stand up your your cheeks they go together.

1172
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 1: Thank you. No, I'm peeling them. I'm peeling the cheeks apart, Bro,

1173
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: I pick it up. It's so inefficient. Nofficient, ass is

1174
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:42,440
Speaker 1: too large to to lean over on the toilet. I've

1175
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 1: got to stand up with with a wide stance, with

1176
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 1: a zero people, zero people in the world white. There's

1177
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:52,800
Speaker 1: no other human I know. I know some. I I

1178
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: know some dudes who used to stand up to wipe

1179
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 1: because at our high school, in the locker room. It

1180
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: was old school, like from the sixties, and there's no

1181
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:03,920
Speaker 1: doors on the shipters It's just like a half wall

1182
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,480
Speaker 1: and you kind of sit inside. So when people walk past,

1183
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:10,800
Speaker 1: you're just like, what's and this dude? But that was

1184
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: like two ship. Yes, it was a ship that was

1185
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,360
Speaker 1: like to stand, they stand up to ship. He would

1186
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,439
Speaker 1: stand up to white, so white not to he would

1187
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,080
Speaker 1: ship and then he would stand to wife and we

1188
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:20,520
Speaker 1: were like, why are you standing and doing that? He's like,

1189
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: what do you mean? What do you do? I'm like,

1190
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 1: is he getting too strange? And now we're podcasting about

1191
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 1: we put hold on a second, so I mean it's

1192
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,920
Speaker 1: like you stand up well after week because we had

1193
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,080
Speaker 1: the same conversation on Game over man and I had, uh,

1194
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm blanket on his name, but the camera operator that

1195
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:42,320
Speaker 1: the British dude, No, the bald dude. Oh Wilkie yeah, yeah, yeah,

1196
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,560
Speaker 1: I think his name is Peter. Yeah. He fucking ruled.

1197
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 1: He was like, that's how I wipe like he gave

1198
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 1: he overheard it, and he goes, I'm with you solidarity.

1199
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 1: He's like, uh yeah, I also So it's because and

1200
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 1: and the reasoning behind it is because you can't reach around.

1201
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,520
Speaker 1: You have t rex arms and you can't into your

1202
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:02,720
Speaker 1: butt crack or something. Is that what's going on past

1203
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 1: the mountains that are your ass cheeks? You know, I

1204
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:08,360
Speaker 1: really have to get in there, dude. And then you're

1205
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 1: wiping it, You're pulling it back onto your cheek. It's disgusting.

1206
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 1: You guys are foul. What I do? I'm like bent

1207
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:18,200
Speaker 1: over in the in that stall going to town, Like

1208
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:21,840
Speaker 1: one hand down on the floor. Are you like a

1209
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:28,160
Speaker 1: stand but like, don't you understand them? Like just the

1210
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:30,920
Speaker 1: mechanics of when you sit down on a toilet, it

1211
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 1: kind of like spreads your cheeks for you. You can

1212
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,760
Speaker 1: even like emphasize it with a nice wiggle or whatever.

1213
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:41,000
Speaker 1: But when you stand up, it blows and closes back,

1214
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,400
Speaker 1: and then you gotta peel at apart after it's already.

1215
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:46,000
Speaker 1: Like like if you spread peanut butt on one side

1216
01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:47,720
Speaker 1: of bread and just fold it in half, that's what

1217
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:49,479
Speaker 1: you're doing when you stand up. Every time you're getting

1218
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:51,960
Speaker 1: peanut butter all over. It is the dukey. The peanut

1219
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 1: butter is the duke. Yeah, I don't, guys, I tried it.

1220
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 1: I tried it your way. I'm just saying it doesn't

1221
01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 1: work for me, and I think it doesn't work for

1222
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,760
Speaker 1: a lot of people. I think we're Hey, I'm calling.

1223
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:06,880
Speaker 1: I'm calling to all the rugal Lloyd's out there, all

1224
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,880
Speaker 1: them salad eaters. He's trying to take my fucking squaw

1225
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 1: introw taking your fan base. Dog, you got your own

1226
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:19,559
Speaker 1: fan base. Now the stand up the stanzers. We'll do

1227
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:21,720
Speaker 1: a Twitter pole on the day when this drops, will

1228
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,799
Speaker 1: do a Twitter pole. Stand up wipers and sit down wipers.

1229
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,400
Speaker 1: But like, what's what happened when you did that? Though

1230
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 1: you said you tried it and it didn't work, what

1231
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 1: the fuck happened? I'm smearing it up the side of

1232
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:37,679
Speaker 1: my Oh my god, I fell on the toilet. See

1233
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:40,680
Speaker 1: that just makes me think, Like, so, Kim Kardashian has

1234
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,080
Speaker 1: a hell of a time wiping her ass. Oh, she

1235
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:47,480
Speaker 1: has an issue. She stands for sure, she's a standard.

1236
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:50,600
Speaker 1: She probably has two people help her. She has assistance

1237
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 1: for that. You guys holding my butt apart while I

1238
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:59,680
Speaker 1: dab my whole all you guys, I need all you

1239
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 1: guys still hold come over here. I don't know how

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01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:06,320
Speaker 1: what she sounds like, Actually this is a real struggle. Well, okay,

1241
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,800
Speaker 1: so that's super strange. But do you crumple or do

1242
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,960
Speaker 1: you fold the paper? I mean that's a that's a

1243
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,839
Speaker 1: classic kind of question. Well fold, I'm not a lunatic,

1244
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,920
Speaker 1: got a fold. You can't crumple because you don't know

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01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:19,719
Speaker 1: how that's gonna like spring loose. Yeah, I'm a crumple dog,

1246
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 1: of course. That's sometimes I do take the time to fold,

1247
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:29,639
Speaker 1: and I kind of think as I get older, more

1248
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:32,599
Speaker 1: towards forty, I will take more time to fold because

1249
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:34,640
Speaker 1: it's a better method. Just let me leave this out there.

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01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 1: Takes no time. It takes the same time to crumple. Hey,

1251
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:40,879
Speaker 1: you could do it while you're just sitting on the toilet.

1252
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,280
Speaker 1: Just take that time. You don't need to do it.

1253
01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:45,720
Speaker 1: Just at the very end you can prep the situation.

1254
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:48,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm not going to defend crumpling. You guys

1255
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 1: are right. I'm just saying, like, I don't know what

1256
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,680
Speaker 1: the funder's wrong with me. You take the carnation of

1257
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,880
Speaker 1: toilet paper and just kind of scrub around your butt

1258
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 1: or what. I don't get it car nice. And this

1259
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:01,640
Speaker 1: is why I think you guys are making fun of

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01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: my ass as if it's disgusting. I've got a very

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01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:10,840
Speaker 1: clean ass. It's wildly clean. I keep that thing very nice.

1262
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:14,559
Speaker 1: I believe that Kyle has a disgusting ass. He crumples

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01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:17,439
Speaker 1: it up. He dabs his asshole with a crumpled up

1264
01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:19,479
Speaker 1: toilet paper and then calls it a day. I think

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01:10:19,479 --> 01:10:21,680
Speaker 1: I just end up using more toilet paper than I

1266
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,800
Speaker 1: need to. I think I'm wasteful in that department. You

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01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 1: you're like double and triple pulling extra. I think my

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01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:30,320
Speaker 1: ass is just as wildly clean as yours, but it's

1269
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 1: especially from stand up dude like yourself. Yeah it's clean.

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01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:40,000
Speaker 1: What why do you think your ass is cleaner than mine?

1271
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:42,080
Speaker 1: I don't understand that. Hey, we're not all going to

1272
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:45,639
Speaker 1: take sides here, come on, let's just no no, this

1273
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,599
Speaker 1: is just this is cool. I can do this with demand.

1274
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:54,800
Speaker 1: What's up? Take it to another. I've been writing a

1275
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:57,599
Speaker 1: hundred plus miles a week. I've been doing a lot

1276
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:01,840
Speaker 1: of leg work. I'm racked and stacked down here. I

1277
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:05,920
Speaker 1: am a fitness influencer. I've been doing legs three times

1278
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 1: a week. My ship is rock solid right now. I

1279
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:12,080
Speaker 1: would stack my ass up with Do you think it

1280
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:16,160
Speaker 1: might just be a little much? Oh too much? Dude?

1281
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 1: There's no, we're in. There's no such thing as a

1282
01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:23,920
Speaker 1: little much anymore. The Kardashians are the queen bees, okay,

1283
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:26,400
Speaker 1: and their asses are the fucking size of the moon.

1284
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:30,200
Speaker 1: Tell me about Rob Kardashian's ass real quick. I don't know.

1285
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:36,040
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm talking my asses. I used to rock

1286
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:39,040
Speaker 1: a squatty potty and that was just clutch. That was

1287
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:43,080
Speaker 1: a nightmare. Oh oh no, the best. I'm into the

1288
01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:46,839
Speaker 1: squatty potty. What's up? The higher the better put me. Honestly,

1289
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, put my want my knees over

1290
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:53,799
Speaker 1: my shoulders, that's hell of weird. I want my legs

1291
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:59,719
Speaker 1: behind my neck. I want to be in a prestle.

1292
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:03,280
Speaker 1: Now we're talking, but it is weird. You stand up

1293
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:09,640
Speaker 1: to white, That's that's crazy. Legs behind my head? Why

1294
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:16,160
Speaker 1: legs behind the head? In a in the shower, just

1295
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:25,719
Speaker 1: like you're a freak dude. A carnation water you gotta

1296
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:29,840
Speaker 1: fold it? What was the carnation? What was that? That's

1297
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,320
Speaker 1: when you clump up toilet paper. It looks like a

1298
01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:36,040
Speaker 1: carnation flower to me. Yes, oh wow, that's yeah. I

1299
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:38,960
Speaker 1: like that crumbled up toilet paper. Immediately you're like, oh,

1300
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,880
Speaker 1: this is beautiful. I see beauty and everything. That's great.

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01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:47,800
Speaker 1: You do, Blake, thank you so much. I'm just like, damn,

1302
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:51,519
Speaker 1: I already know that the title of this podcast is

1303
01:12:51,560 --> 01:13:01,360
Speaker 1: about to be cool whatever it is. Pretty much this

1304
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 1: podcast was pretty much frozen pizza there. Hey, Kyle, how

1305
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:16,800
Speaker 1: often when you go into a meeting and someone references

1306
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,799
Speaker 1: because you're you're not very well studied when it comes

1307
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:27,719
Speaker 1: to knowing movies movies? Well that's that's kind of not true.

1308
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:31,240
Speaker 1: But what's up? Well, I think it kind of Hey, no, no, no,

1309
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 1: he's seen ten movies. But go ahead, you've seen ten movies.

1310
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:38,439
Speaker 1: How often are someone does, someone like a producer or something,

1311
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,559
Speaker 1: say like, oh, a deep cut movie, and you are like,

1312
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,160
Speaker 1: because I do it sometimes, But I'm sure as a

1313
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:47,639
Speaker 1: director it happens to you so much more where they're like, oh, yeah,

1314
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:51,519
Speaker 1: and you remember this film from like nineteen sixty four,

1315
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:56,000
Speaker 1: and and you're like, well that's true. I mean no, no,

1316
01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:58,080
Speaker 1: you're but like a deep cut because you're not a

1317
01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:01,240
Speaker 1: true cinephile. You're not like a study in films all day.

1318
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:04,719
Speaker 1: Every day. I'm getting more so, I'm more so getting

1319
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:07,720
Speaker 1: there now, Like I just watched Citizen Kane a year

1320
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:10,040
Speaker 1: ago for the first time. I had never seen that

1321
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 1: before because I wasn't interested in studying it. I was

1322
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,519
Speaker 1: more interested in making the films, you know what I mean,

1323
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:18,680
Speaker 1: and just the craft of doing it. But yeah, you're

1324
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:21,679
Speaker 1: right now, I get it, Kyle. Is that your argument

1325
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:25,000
Speaker 1: that you're like, I don't watch movies, I make movies.

1326
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,439
Speaker 1: That's what it was. Yeah, for sure, you know that

1327
01:14:27,479 --> 01:14:31,519
Speaker 1: doesn't work right. Okay, Well, now now he knows and

1328
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:35,479
Speaker 1: he's and he's doing it. How do you handle a line?

1329
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,840
Speaker 1: Do you say I didn't see that, or do you

1330
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:42,400
Speaker 1: do a classic oh oh yeah, yeah, I'm that guy,

1331
01:14:42,439 --> 01:14:44,559
Speaker 1: because that's what I do. I first, sure, I lie

1332
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:49,360
Speaker 1: almost almost I would say the time, I'll go like,

1333
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:52,040
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't I don't know that one.

1334
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,479
Speaker 1: But most of the time, more than most of the time,

1335
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:59,920
Speaker 1: I will go like, oh yeah, yeah, I'm like I'll

1336
01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:02,479
Speaker 1: do that when it comes to actors and actresses, like

1337
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:06,479
Speaker 1: I'll definitely be like, oh right, I remember him or

1338
01:15:06,479 --> 01:15:08,759
Speaker 1: I remember her, but not when it comes to movies

1339
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:11,760
Speaker 1: and plots. When it comes to movies and plots, I'm

1340
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:13,720
Speaker 1: just like, I can't. I'm not lying, you know what.

1341
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:18,040
Speaker 1: I mean it's not because watching Sure in Case in Case,

1342
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,240
Speaker 1: they have a follow up question and they're like, so,

1343
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:22,559
Speaker 1: what did you think of this plot device? Were they?

1344
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:24,880
Speaker 1: And then you have to be like, oh, yeah, I

1345
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 1: haven't seen that one in a while, right. I can

1346
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,840
Speaker 1: breeze past like an actor and an actress and just

1347
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:32,559
Speaker 1: be like yeah, or like this actor or this actress,

1348
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:34,120
Speaker 1: like you can kind of do that. But if or

1349
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,479
Speaker 1: someone that I know right exactly, or one of my

1350
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:40,120
Speaker 1: friends from Mortal Kombat the movie, yeah, yeah, m I

1351
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:42,960
Speaker 1: find that sometimes people will be like you know, what's

1352
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:44,760
Speaker 1: their name or like your friends with it, and I'll

1353
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:47,240
Speaker 1: be like yeah, yeah, yeah, and then they continue with

1354
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:49,400
Speaker 1: it like so, yeah, I was just talking to them

1355
01:15:49,439 --> 01:15:52,960
Speaker 1: the other day and you're like, yeah, I actually don't

1356
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:56,280
Speaker 1: know that person at all, right, Angelica Houston, Yeah yeah,

1357
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:59,320
Speaker 1: and I'll be yeah, like I'm sure for Shelly, I've

1358
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:01,320
Speaker 1: probably met them at a comic con when I was

1359
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:04,360
Speaker 1: black out and they remember the time I met them,

1360
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:07,240
Speaker 1: and I don't at all. Well, that happens to me.

1361
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:11,360
Speaker 1: I would say that specifically from you where people being

1362
01:16:11,439 --> 01:16:16,599
Speaker 1: like yo, dude, I'm blake saw me and uh, and

1363
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:18,200
Speaker 1: then I have to well, This is then the before

1364
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,320
Speaker 1: times when I actually would go out places and see

1365
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:23,439
Speaker 1: people that I didn't know, but I would always get

1366
01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:26,519
Speaker 1: people to be like, yo, I'm I'm homies with your

1367
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:29,080
Speaker 1: friend Blake Man. And then I have to like have

1368
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:32,160
Speaker 1: a conversation with them for like ten minutes. And then

1369
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:34,240
Speaker 1: and then I kind of put in it together like, oh,

1370
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:36,680
Speaker 1: he doesn't really know Blake. He like was at a

1371
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:40,400
Speaker 1: bar once with him, and for some reason they feel

1372
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:42,160
Speaker 1: like they have a connection with you that then they

1373
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:44,800
Speaker 1: go like, hey, we're really good friends. The next time

1374
01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:46,240
Speaker 1: I see one of these guys, I have to let

1375
01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:49,439
Speaker 1: them know that, well, next time, just FaceTime me and

1376
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:52,360
Speaker 1: show me the person, and you know, we'll sort it out.

1377
01:16:52,439 --> 01:16:54,679
Speaker 1: That always works, And then you could be real harsh

1378
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:56,479
Speaker 1: with this, like I don't I do not know that man,

1379
01:16:56,600 --> 01:17:00,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. Sorry, man, walk away, Man, Run, I

1380
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:03,080
Speaker 1: don't know this person. Get the hell out of there.

1381
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:10,320
Speaker 1: I just turned it. Run, I have a female, beautiful

1382
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:13,360
Speaker 1: female's ass. And what are we casting, Kyle? What are

1383
01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:16,000
Speaker 1: we casting? That is wildly incorrect? Yeah? Wait, what are

1384
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:18,720
Speaker 1: we casting? We haven't even what is obviously it's a

1385
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:22,200
Speaker 1: gay porno. Hello, I'm actually saying what's the movie where

1386
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:24,960
Speaker 1: we're like Mel Gibson and fucking lethal weapon, you know

1387
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,479
Speaker 1: what I mean, where he's see in the fucking trailer

1388
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:30,400
Speaker 1: and you've got the shot of the ass Adam relaxed,

1389
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:33,719
Speaker 1: you have the gay porno on lockdown with all good.

1390
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:36,680
Speaker 1: But Adam's just delusional about this. I'm not delus. He's

1391
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:39,919
Speaker 1: under He's an influencer. He's influencing them. I'm a fitness

1392
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:44,639
Speaker 1: influence's delusional, dude. I can't let this happen. I'm sorry.

1393
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:47,840
Speaker 1: I think I think you're casting choices are are way

1394
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:51,000
Speaker 1: off base. They've gotten me where I have today, so

1395
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:54,000
Speaker 1: I think I know what I'm doing. We've established that

1396
01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:56,679
Speaker 1: I'm the one that gets all the gay guys flooding

1397
01:17:56,720 --> 01:18:01,160
Speaker 1: my d m s wanted to see every day talking

1398
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:04,200
Speaker 1: about my thick, juicy booty and how it makes their

1399
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:09,360
Speaker 1: fucking mouths water. And these guys don't get that, don't

1400
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:13,880
Speaker 1: get that same love. So if we're talking about uh

1401
01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:17,080
Speaker 1: needing men to judge other men's booties, I feel we

1402
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:20,840
Speaker 1: should go to the gay the gay men fans and

1403
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:23,360
Speaker 1: see what they have to say. Okay, I don't get

1404
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:25,439
Speaker 1: a lot of gaga. I get women in the in

1405
01:18:25,479 --> 01:18:26,920
Speaker 1: the d m s. But I don't get a lot

1406
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,320
Speaker 1: of gaga. Why don't we just have women judge these booties?

1407
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:30,920
Speaker 1: I feel like the women are going to go to

1408
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:33,720
Speaker 1: Blake first. I'm making this shot. This shot isn't necessarily

1409
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:36,320
Speaker 1: for gay dudes. This shot is for women. And Blake's

1410
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,800
Speaker 1: hair when it's wet probably goes all the way down

1411
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:41,880
Speaker 1: to the crack and just kind of like eyes. That

1412
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:46,120
Speaker 1: is correct, It's fantastic, And I'm saying that from I'm

1413
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:50,639
Speaker 1: saying that from like an art perspective, not from anything

1414
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:55,080
Speaker 1: really sexual, like an artistic perspective. Blake wins. I guess

1415
01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:59,160
Speaker 1: that's where we're not check we're shooting a hardcore gay

1416
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:03,000
Speaker 1: poor No, well that's not what I'm making. Im saying,

1417
01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:07,040
Speaker 1: my ass is this star. You know how the Seinfeld

1418
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:09,760
Speaker 1: reunion was on Curb you Enthusiasm in a in a

1419
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,720
Speaker 1: fun weird way that they were like, oh, it's not

1420
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:14,439
Speaker 1: gonna be Seinfeld, It's going to be on Curb. The

1421
01:19:14,479 --> 01:19:18,760
Speaker 1: Workaholics Reunion is just gonna be a game one and

1422
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:21,519
Speaker 1: we're gonna fuck each other and be like, but it's

1423
01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:25,360
Speaker 1: it's funny because it wasn't a Workaholics episodes Creative We

1424
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:27,680
Speaker 1: are Jillian, good news. We can shoot you out in

1425
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:32,360
Speaker 1: a day. Come on in big Air, Griffin, we got

1426
01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:40,639
Speaker 1: your Jillian delivers a pizza. Yeah. Yeah, taking the higher

1427
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:44,360
Speaker 1: rate way bigger, much much, much, much, much much bigger,

1428
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:49,960
Speaker 1: could squash you. Yeah, I'm a denser man. You know

1429
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:52,960
Speaker 1: what's crazy. It's this is you guys are gearing up

1430
01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:55,960
Speaker 1: and it's on the eve of Thanksgiving. That cannot be

1431
01:19:56,000 --> 01:20:00,360
Speaker 1: a coincidence. It's this time of the year because you

1432
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:03,040
Speaker 1: guys at fist spot, like two or three Thanksgivings. You

1433
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:06,280
Speaker 1: guys a fist spot. Yeah, Thanksgiving his when Kyle and

1434
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:09,800
Speaker 1: I really, for whatever, the moon hangs low for us

1435
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:12,360
Speaker 1: and we got a howl at it. Baby. It's when

1436
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:14,599
Speaker 1: the night is night for too long, we go at

1437
01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:17,880
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, that's what I'm pissing in a bush

1438
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:20,800
Speaker 1: next to his childhood friend. Also, I've been friends with

1439
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,840
Speaker 1: them for years at this point, so it's and and

1440
01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:25,240
Speaker 1: his roommate for years. And then all of a sudden,

1441
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:27,400
Speaker 1: he like shoves me, and it's like, you're pissing too

1442
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:30,559
Speaker 1: close to my friend. That's the time of year. But

1443
01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:32,720
Speaker 1: the best part was he was puking, and I was like,

1444
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:35,240
Speaker 1: you're pissing too close to where my friends trying a puke.

1445
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:39,120
Speaker 1: But I was the one who started pissing first, and

1446
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:41,040
Speaker 1: he came up next to me. He started to puke.

1447
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:44,800
Speaker 1: I'm a defender, you know, defend I did this stuff

1448
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:47,840
Speaker 1: to It's like, just do it. I choose these sides

1449
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:50,160
Speaker 1: and I get one of them, you know what I mean?

1450
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:55,479
Speaker 1: Where do you stand Kyle on the first forty five

1451
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:58,640
Speaker 1: minutes of Blow? The greatest movie of all time? The

1452
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:01,439
Speaker 1: greatest first forty five five minutes of all time? Now

1453
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:03,800
Speaker 1: that's me as probably So there's also asked as a

1454
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:07,240
Speaker 1: movie watcher like Blow is really fun for me to watch.

1455
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:10,960
Speaker 1: I love watching that because Juice it's like the rise

1456
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:17,639
Speaker 1: to the top. It's very fun. Uh. And Peewee Herman's crushing. Uh, dude,

1457
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:20,639
Speaker 1: Paul Rumans slaves in that movie. I used to watch

1458
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:24,800
Speaker 1: that movie every night before going to bed like a psychopath. Yeah,

1459
01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:26,960
Speaker 1: you love that. I loved it. I'd watch it as

1460
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm going to I slept on a couch for like

1461
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:32,599
Speaker 1: two years of my life, so I would just I'd

1462
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:34,160
Speaker 1: be in the living rooms about to go to bed,

1463
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,719
Speaker 1: and I just put it on and watch the first

1464
01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,920
Speaker 1: forty five minutes as I'm falling asleep, and then turn

1465
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:41,439
Speaker 1: it off because then it gets kind of sad and

1466
01:21:41,439 --> 01:21:43,559
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, it's nice depressing, But the first forty

1467
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:47,840
Speaker 1: five one it's just like a a kingpin peking weed dealer.

1468
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:50,960
Speaker 1: So you don't like the latter half of that movie. No.

1469
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,880
Speaker 1: I like the ladder half too, But I'm like, I'm

1470
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:55,280
Speaker 1: not trying to go to bed being like, oh, this

1471
01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:57,439
Speaker 1: poor guy lost everything. I'm just trying to go to

1472
01:21:57,439 --> 01:22:03,160
Speaker 1: bed being like rug rule. Yeah, I'm gonna have nice dreams. Yeah,

1473
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:06,280
Speaker 1: just saying drugs rules. It's a major cautionary tale. You

1474
01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:08,559
Speaker 1: should probably spend the next ten years of your life

1475
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:12,639
Speaker 1: just watching the second half. Huh funny how life changes.

1476
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:16,120
Speaker 1: I've I've seen it, and I get it. The thing

1477
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:21,240
Speaker 1: is deal weed, not cocaine. The best part of the

1478
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:25,320
Speaker 1: whole movie is Penelope Cruise in the wind suit at

1479
01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:31,160
Speaker 1: the end. I miss her. God, Penelope Cruise row she

1480
01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:34,040
Speaker 1: looks fucking cool. What happened to her? She was sick?

1481
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:36,040
Speaker 1: She's still doing it? She was in zoo later to

1482
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:39,960
Speaker 1: come on, Yeah, yeah, what happened to her? He has cocaine?

1483
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:42,680
Speaker 1: In the trunk, he's got cocaine in the drunk and

1484
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:45,160
Speaker 1: then busts his ass. Oh man, I was so mad

1485
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:47,400
Speaker 1: at her, but you know who killed it? Like in

1486
01:22:47,439 --> 01:22:50,479
Speaker 1: the same vein with Sharon Stone and Casino, where it's

1487
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:53,479
Speaker 1: just like it's like the woman in the relationship who's

1488
01:22:53,479 --> 01:22:55,360
Speaker 1: basically like sticking her neck out on the line for

1489
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:57,559
Speaker 1: the guy and she's like, funk this, this is insane.

1490
01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:59,400
Speaker 1: We have a family to raise and just throws it all.

1491
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:02,559
Speaker 1: It's kind of her. That's kind of a cool role

1492
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:06,559
Speaker 1: is like the cocaine queen, like in most of those

1493
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:09,519
Speaker 1: cocaine movies, the wife of the King, or like the

1494
01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:14,519
Speaker 1: actual men. It's like Michelle Peiffer right in uh in

1495
01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:18,040
Speaker 1: Scarface and Penelope Cruise, Well, you know how they're like

1496
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,840
Speaker 1: turning every movie. Hollywood's turning every movie on his head

1497
01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:24,720
Speaker 1: and like making the women be the leads now, and

1498
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:29,720
Speaker 1: I want to be uh. I want to be the

1499
01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:32,479
Speaker 1: cocaine queen. I want to be like the just the

1500
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:35,679
Speaker 1: I want to play like the coked up wild man

1501
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:38,320
Speaker 1: husband who is She's making all the money and you're like,

1502
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:40,959
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't control this hot piece of ass.

1503
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:43,519
Speaker 1: That's what my wife is saying. My wife is going like,

1504
01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:46,559
Speaker 1: I can't control this hot piece of ass. I'm only

1505
01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:50,200
Speaker 1: keeping around because of his thick, juicy ass. Look at

1506
01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:52,800
Speaker 1: that ass and then gratuitous as shots at me, Like

1507
01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:56,240
Speaker 1: walking around the pool, you're always in a speedo. You're like, honey,

1508
01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:59,120
Speaker 1: came here and it's just like she's like she's berries

1509
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:02,400
Speaker 1: her face in your ass. Like like guys always like

1510
01:24:02,439 --> 01:24:04,400
Speaker 1: crumbled on their knees and just put their face right

1511
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:07,200
Speaker 1: in their crotch. I'm so sorry, I just want to

1512
01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:10,559
Speaker 1: go home. Yeah, exactly. That's that's those are the roles

1513
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:12,639
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get right now. That's why I'm I'm

1514
01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:15,320
Speaker 1: working out my fitness, trying to be a fitness inspo.

1515
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:18,040
Speaker 1: So it all comes back. So the fitness inspo is

1516
01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:21,360
Speaker 1: on the way to becoming more of man candy for

1517
01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:25,160
Speaker 1: the gender swap. Yeah, well it's now, and this is

1518
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:27,760
Speaker 1: my year of health that I'm getting my body and

1519
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:32,000
Speaker 1: mind in great shape. So hits and that man candy

1520
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:35,120
Speaker 1: roll is up for grabs. It'll be me and all

1521
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:38,840
Speaker 1: the hot boys me the hem's words, all the Chris

1522
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:41,280
Speaker 1: is Michael B. And I'm right there in the running.

1523
01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:43,240
Speaker 1: You've been doing it for a few years. The water

1524
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:47,680
Speaker 1: is warm, come on in. Okay has been dry, has

1525
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:50,479
Speaker 1: been hot man Candy, he's always sitting around. He's always

1526
01:24:50,479 --> 01:24:52,920
Speaker 1: like cutting up carrots and ship by the by the

1527
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:56,240
Speaker 1: sink that hey, we're gonna use some new carrots. I

1528
01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:59,800
Speaker 1: cut all the carrots, so I cut carrot. Let's just

1529
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:04,479
Speaker 1: say he's cut. It's like, you don't even know my lifestyle.

1530
01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:08,120
Speaker 1: My lifestyle is fitness, Blake. It's all. I understand that.

1531
01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:10,680
Speaker 1: But all day, every day I wake up and I

1532
01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:13,479
Speaker 1: I my eyes snap open, and I'm like, how do

1533
01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:16,800
Speaker 1: I better myself and influence those around me? That's all

1534
01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:19,679
Speaker 1: I'm thinking as a fitness influencer. While you're doing that,

1535
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:22,960
Speaker 1: you are losing the ass that you have in your mind.

1536
01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:25,240
Speaker 1: I think Blake's right. You might be working it all

1537
01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:27,400
Speaker 1: the way. You might be chipping. You might be it

1538
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:30,599
Speaker 1: might be falling off. Man, you're chipping away at Mount

1539
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:35,240
Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore. Yea, that is true. Drsy, you've been playing

1540
01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:38,320
Speaker 1: these You get roles that Blake and I do not get.

1541
01:25:38,439 --> 01:25:41,639
Speaker 1: The hot boy rolls, the hot husband, not too hot.

1542
01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:46,120
Speaker 1: He's just he's home, isn't he He's just home? Hot enough? Yes,

1543
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:50,760
Speaker 1: stoked you married him. Yeah, what's that like? Man, Well,

1544
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:53,000
Speaker 1: you you get both you get stoked to married him,

1545
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:55,360
Speaker 1: and then like, oh he seems like a great guy,

1546
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:59,160
Speaker 1: but he's actually a cheating bastard. Turn on everyone. That's

1547
01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:02,559
Speaker 1: why ladies at the airport fucking flip me off, do

1548
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:06,400
Speaker 1: they They're like, fuck you. Your dick is a part

1549
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:09,679
Speaker 1: of one of the best scenes we've ever filmed as

1550
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:13,160
Speaker 1: a crew. As that's one of the best scenes Netflix.

1551
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:16,679
Speaker 1: I would put that that whole sequence of events we're

1552
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:19,559
Speaker 1: talking Game Over Man, Game Over Man movie we made

1553
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:22,720
Speaker 1: for Netflix where we hotel got taken over. We were

1554
01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:24,439
Speaker 1: the maids. We had to save the day in a

1555
01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:27,640
Speaker 1: die hard type taken over by terrorists, taken over by terrorists,

1556
01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:30,439
Speaker 1: and there's a scene where terrorists are coming into the

1557
01:26:30,479 --> 01:26:33,680
Speaker 1: hotel room that Blake, Adam and I are characters are

1558
01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:36,880
Speaker 1: in and we have to scramble, and Adam's character comes

1559
01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:39,720
Speaker 1: up with an idea where he will pretend to be

1560
01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:44,280
Speaker 1: a guy who's dead in the closet from auto erotic asphyxiation.

1561
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:48,559
Speaker 1: And while they're distracted looking Adam, who was fully fucking

1562
01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:51,280
Speaker 1: naked in this movie, Blake and eye attack but then

1563
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:53,920
Speaker 1: the terrorists turned out to be lovers. They start fucking,

1564
01:26:54,479 --> 01:26:57,120
Speaker 1: and the whole plane goes south as they do. As

1565
01:26:57,120 --> 01:26:59,240
Speaker 1: they do. Uh. And I would say that I would

1566
01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:04,160
Speaker 1: put that whole sequence up against anything else on Netflix.

1567
01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:09,760
Speaker 1: It's better, without a doubt. That is that is the

1568
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:13,360
Speaker 1: funniest scene out of any comedy that I've seen in

1569
01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:16,759
Speaker 1: the past five years. For sure, the funniest. It's truly

1570
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:21,760
Speaker 1: a laugh riot by definition. But then you see my

1571
01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:25,120
Speaker 1: ass from the side, and you're like, a, damn, that

1572
01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:27,000
Speaker 1: is something else? That is a that is it? Well,

1573
01:27:27,479 --> 01:27:30,920
Speaker 1: you see your nuts and taint from the front, from

1574
01:27:31,479 --> 01:27:36,320
Speaker 1: from the best possible Yeah, nuts and your whole entire dick.

1575
01:27:36,479 --> 01:27:39,320
Speaker 1: You see your balls, you see your grundle, and we

1576
01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:41,760
Speaker 1: shot it all and you did put put it out there, man,

1577
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:45,040
Speaker 1: and you fucking earned that ship, player, you really did.

1578
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:46,880
Speaker 1: When we wrote it, we didn't think that we would

1579
01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:49,439
Speaker 1: be shooting it in such a way that it would

1580
01:27:49,479 --> 01:27:54,559
Speaker 1: be so fully frontal, and then we really gratuitous. Yeah

1581
01:27:54,760 --> 01:27:57,080
Speaker 1: I was not. I was planning on having like a

1582
01:27:57,720 --> 01:28:00,400
Speaker 1: prosthetic dick. And when we got into pre production and

1583
01:28:00,439 --> 01:28:02,840
Speaker 1: Adam finally came out and we were about to shoot,

1584
01:28:02,880 --> 01:28:05,439
Speaker 1: I say Adam. Look, I got him building this prosthetic dick.

1585
01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:08,760
Speaker 1: What do you think? And He's like, Kyle, I've made

1586
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:12,080
Speaker 1: peace with the world. I'm going to show them my dick,

1587
01:28:13,280 --> 01:28:18,519
Speaker 1: all right. I wanted to show the world my dick. Yeah,

1588
01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:20,479
Speaker 1: and I took that que and I shot the ship

1589
01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:23,240
Speaker 1: out of I get it. I get it that you

1590
01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:27,040
Speaker 1: guys are appeasing me because you were just, for lack

1591
01:28:27,080 --> 01:28:33,679
Speaker 1: of a better term, shifting on my ass. Okay, you're

1592
01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:36,479
Speaker 1: shooting on my ass. Diarrhea was on top, and so

1593
01:28:36,560 --> 01:28:39,680
Speaker 1: you gave me compliments to my dick. And I understand that.

1594
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:43,120
Speaker 1: You know that I needed that because I do hang

1595
01:28:43,160 --> 01:28:46,800
Speaker 1: my hat on on my ass. Well, don't make us

1596
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:49,160
Speaker 1: feel bad about it. You should really be hagging your

1597
01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:51,120
Speaker 1: hat on your dick. Bro, Are you saying thank you?

1598
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:53,120
Speaker 1: Are you saying no, no, no, no, I'm not. I'm not.

1599
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:55,599
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you know, I appreciate what you're doing.

1600
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:59,000
Speaker 1: I appreciate what I think. You were pretty clear we

1601
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:03,640
Speaker 1: were shifting on your asked, so we glorified your dick. Yeah,

1602
01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:06,800
Speaker 1: and I I do appreciate that, But you cannot work

1603
01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:11,120
Speaker 1: out your dick. And as a fitness influencer, who takes

1604
01:29:11,120 --> 01:29:16,400
Speaker 1: a great pride in uh is gluteus maximus with that?

1605
01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:21,519
Speaker 1: Is there anything such thing as a dicknus influencer? We're

1606
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:23,960
Speaker 1: like everything you post is about your dick and like

1607
01:29:24,040 --> 01:29:26,080
Speaker 1: treating it right and like getting it to like be

1608
01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:30,400
Speaker 1: its best. Should I do that? Absolutely? Like a dick care,

1609
01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:33,639
Speaker 1: like like a self care but only for your penis

1610
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:36,559
Speaker 1: only about your dick, Like how to like keep the

1611
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:39,040
Speaker 1: skin right, how to get it bigger, how to keep

1612
01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:42,560
Speaker 1: it going, how to like, uh, you know, Manscape and

1613
01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:46,439
Speaker 1: all that. How did you cry? Because you you don't

1614
01:29:46,479 --> 01:29:48,479
Speaker 1: cry that often? Yeah, what did you do? How did

1615
01:29:48,479 --> 01:29:50,720
Speaker 1: you do that? Yeah? You are a robot? Did you

1616
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:53,559
Speaker 1: use the tear sticks? Let me let's get real. Let's

1617
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:55,479
Speaker 1: get real here. Ready, you're ready to get real for

1618
01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:58,560
Speaker 1: the first time on the pod. Yeah, I squeeze my

1619
01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:05,240
Speaker 1: nuts really hard. Let's go. I want to apologize everyone

1620
01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:08,680
Speaker 1: listening for this podcast. It was off the rails from

1621
01:30:08,680 --> 01:30:12,040
Speaker 1: the jump. But guess what, that's kind of the fucking deal.