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Speaker 3: Ho ho ho from the note Poe hose oh ho

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Speaker 5: Do you want credit for that?

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Speaker 3: Though? That's okay, man, You can take in them. I

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Speaker 3: pretty much make all the toys anyways, and you just

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Speaker 3: take credit for them. So ho ho ho from the

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Speaker 3: note po ho. What's up y'all?

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Speaker 5: Is Saint Nicholas and Eric is that your name? I

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Speaker 5: have so many of Eric Elf, Eric, Eric Elf.

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Speaker 3: Here.

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Speaker 5: You know, we're busy, we're doing the rounds right now.

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Speaker 5: We just came back from Detroit. Gave him a lot

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Speaker 5: of gifts. Gave this one family a porch that was

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Speaker 5: they were they've been missing a porch. It was stolen

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Speaker 5: a few years ago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I spent I've spent a lot of time on

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Speaker 3: that one. I was. I was hammering away making sure

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Speaker 3: family of like eight or something.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you had to match the wood. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 5: like a cedar. But in the pictures it looked like oak,

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Speaker 5: and you know, you want to you don't want something

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Speaker 5: to look you know, you can't go mid century, you know, classic,

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Speaker 5: and then the rest of the building be a different

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Speaker 5: vibe entirely. So I always say, you guys are the backbone.

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Speaker 5: You know. I get a lot of the good press.

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Speaker 5: I'm on a lot of the front pages.

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Speaker 3: But obviously you wouldn't be where you are without us.

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Speaker 5: Without y'all, you and your brothers. You guys are fantas

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Speaker 5: and you guys are brothers, brothers, cousins.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are ride deep.

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Speaker 5: Huh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. It's like twenty of us in a in a room,

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Speaker 3: just hammering away making toys for everyone. But we're getting

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Speaker 3: beat by who by the Chinese A lot of Yeah,

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Speaker 3: a lot of gifts come from China and they and

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Speaker 3: they also have their own elves working and stuff.

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Speaker 5: So we try to negotiate something. But the tariffs were

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Speaker 5: insane and there's a whole political side of this stuff.

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Speaker 5: People don't see, no, they all they see is like

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Speaker 5: the cookies. And you know what I was sweating about.

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Speaker 5: I was nervous when Taylor had the jet thing and

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Speaker 5: because of you, Well I've got if that's what Taylor

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Speaker 3: Dude, you got a lot of emissions because the reindeer, right,

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Speaker 3: they produce methane. Oh yeah, they're fine. That's a lot, and.

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Speaker 5: They eat a lot. There's not cheap. Do someone my else?

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Speaker 5: It's my reindeer, guys, I have to breathe through my mouth.

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Speaker 5: I'm inhaling more microplastics than a sea bass. And what

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Speaker 5: are you doing? Hey, Carl, Carl. Sorry, one of my

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Speaker 5: reindeer are acting up.

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Speaker 5: I'm taking this off. I can't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I didn't know it came off like that.

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Speaker 3: I thought because I was wondering because I've seen you

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Speaker 3: without your beard, and I just wondered if you're because

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Speaker 5: But no, it's monoxidal.

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Speaker 3: This monoxidal is really good.

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Speaker 5: It's uh, I apply it with the derma roller, okay,

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Speaker 5: two three times a week. You don't want to go

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Speaker 5: too much or else since actually like it's it's infections.

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Speaker 3: I'm old.

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Speaker 5: You know, it doesn't grow like it used to. So

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Speaker 5: monoxidal if an astroid. I'm trying some new experimental stuff

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Speaker 5: like Seamas stuff like that, just to keep my I

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Speaker 5: want to look youthful, you know, because I haven't found

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Speaker 5: an air to my throne. Because I'm thinking of mixing

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Speaker 5: it up. Next generation.

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Speaker 3: You just got to hang out with us because we're

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Speaker 3: we're we all are youthful. All the elves are youthful.

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Speaker 3: There's no really old elves. I mean we're like hundreds

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Speaker 5: But yeah, once I sorry, I've never seen you like

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Speaker 5: this look, missus Claus. What did missus Claus say? He's

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Speaker 5: chewing the cable? Carl, come here, Carl, Carl, Yeah, missus Claus.

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Speaker 5: You know she she doesn't let you know when we're

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Speaker 5: rough housing the hair gets.

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Speaker 3: In her face.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so I don't wanna.

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Speaker 3: I don't grow facial hair, so I'm not sure, but

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Speaker 3: I know she's complained about that. Carl, Carl, get out.

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Speaker 3: Oh he's in a mood. He's in a mood? Is

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Speaker 5: Okay, just down, just don't how about this, Carl, do

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Speaker 5: anything except unplugging the camera? Can you work?

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Speaker 3: Can we work on that? Can you train him to young?

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Speaker 3: He doesn't even know what a camera is.

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Speaker 5: I bought this from like Amazon for like sixty bucks.

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Speaker 5: These costumes, I'm worried about. I just inhaled so much

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Speaker 5: plastic I gets down my throat. Worried about it's probably

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Speaker 5: affected my DNA like structures. It's ruined. I've probably made

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Speaker 3: Yeah, probably re arranged just the way you think genetic.

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Speaker 3: Now you're now you're you're not so cheery anymore. I'm

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Speaker 3: noticing that you're changed.

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Speaker 5: Ah, man, but the Alves, you guys are the best.

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Speaker 5: And look, yeah, I thought I was gonna try to

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Speaker 5: white isn't all cool anymore. The whites used to be

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Speaker 5: uh cool back when I was really running stuff. Now

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking to pass it to someone a lot. You know, whatever,

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Speaker 5: sneak o is that race? I'd like Santa to be that. Okay,

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Speaker 5: just racially ambiguous?

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Speaker 3: What is that? What is sneak o? What is what?

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Speaker 5: Race? And I have Google? Even though I'm Santa, we

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Speaker 3: So they so they claim, Oh wait, why do I

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Speaker 3: type Santa sneak? Excuse? I get them? They're so both

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Speaker 3: like influencing kids.

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Speaker 5: And he hasn't shared any details. Oh he's one of

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Speaker 5: those looks like he's got a little Filipino in him, Haitian.

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Speaker 3: His dad is Haitian. I think a little bit of

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Speaker 5: Oh a little France Haitian. Yep, that's what I want.

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Speaker 5: I think that'd be great. Or maybe Santa or maybe

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Speaker 3: Come on, there's already missed his claws and she isn't anyways.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like come on, brouh, what is her job.

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Speaker 5: What is her job is to keep me happy? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Come on, No, I do love her though. She's great,

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Speaker 5: but she.

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Speaker 3: Makes a good food. She may like she does take

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Speaker 5: But every year she asks if she can come with us,

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Speaker 5: And I say, look, I know it's hard to be

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Speaker 5: away from you.

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Speaker 3: It's only a.

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Speaker 5: Few days, a few nights, a few a night, Christmas night,

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Speaker 5: our even, And she loves me so much, And I say,

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Speaker 3: Sang warm. Okay, that was a lot, was it. That's

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, commit to different pit vibers than me. What

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Speaker 3: the hell did I get different ones? Well, dude, look,

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Speaker 3: I was gonna ask because I know you've obviously been

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Speaker 3: was I was wondering because I don't really get to

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Speaker 3: go with you and stuff. But what's the biggest present

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Speaker 3: you delivered?

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Speaker 5: Do you know what iran is? We've delivered there a

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Speaker 3: We're not allowed in their airspace anymore. Not anymore.

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Speaker 5: A few years ago, though, I don't know if you

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Speaker 5: Now they're less and less. You know, Santas is not

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Speaker 5: it's like a toy of some what kind of It's

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Speaker 5: a toy for for leaders. You're still young, and I

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Speaker 5: don't want you to. You know, the thing about gifts

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Speaker 5: is everyone kind of thinks of the good stuff, right, okay,

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Speaker 5: but they don't even good The naughty people don't get gifts.

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Speaker 5: We know that sometimes good people are a little bit naughty.

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Speaker 5: You know. One of our most trending toys. You might

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Speaker 5: not know what this is this year was I think

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Speaker 5: I was like, okay, flower.

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Speaker 3: I was in the testing department for that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, these freaking ears off me.

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Speaker 5: Man, there's like so uncomfortable, oh man, really saying on look.

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Speaker 3: I know, no, at first I thought it was.

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Speaker 5: At first I thought it was the little lego, you know,

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Speaker 5: the bill the flowers. I thought they dropped a rose.

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Speaker 5: But now this is a little different. It's a different

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Speaker 5: sort of self pleasure.

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Speaker 3: I mean they call it it's an adult toy.

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Speaker 5: It's for the because adults.

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Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying about. There's toys, but you know,

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Speaker 3: not all gifts. You're basically saying, not all gifts are

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Speaker 3: positive gifts, like sometimes a gift is a negative thing.

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Speaker 5: Well, look, self pleasure is not negative. Okay, got that.

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Speaker 3: Toys.

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Speaker 5: Mister Klaus never.

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Speaker 3: Said that the weapons of mass destruction that's associated with

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Speaker 5: How much I make it's important. How much the kids

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Speaker 5: Well, of course we go by seniority, and some people

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Speaker 5: But yeah, like I said, we're trying to get more diverse.

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Speaker 3: They're drinking. They're drinking my water. I don't know what. Uh, okay,

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Speaker 3: You know, there's not really much competition. You don't really

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Speaker 3: was a kid.

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00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,359
Speaker 5: I think it's the flying line cover the Benadryls viewing.

438
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 5: That's oh my god. Well in this one, he kind

439
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 5: of looks like the hat Man a little bit. He

440
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 5: always looks like the hat Man. Was inspired by Harry Styles.

441
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:34,119
Speaker 5: That's how he was created, Harry Styles hat funny hat picture.

442
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 5: What's the what is it you're talking about?

443
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 3: Are you talking about the one that's that's you know,

444
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,360
Speaker 3: I know when he has that big book, this.

445
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 5: One, Yes, that one that's the happening.

446
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 3: That's what I saw last night. Look it up.

447
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 5: Look up if you want to find the image.

448
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,160
Speaker 3: Look up.

449
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 5: Uh, fine line for Jesus Christ.

450
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,119
Speaker 3: Actually that's scarier than what I saw last night. Oh

451
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 3: my god, this is pants and everything.

452
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 5: No, this is awful. I actually feel bad for him

453
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 5: because he's like accepted. He's not a frat boy anymore.

454
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 5: You know, he's he shaved his head, his hairlines receded.

455
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,919
Speaker 5: You know, a brit can only pretend to be a spontaneous,

456
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:24,199
Speaker 5: flamboyant pop star for so long and then they you know,

457
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 5: he still likes a guinness, he's still just a man,

458
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:33,399
Speaker 5: because you're just a man. Come here, Fish, your asses

459
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 5: on the interface and you're gonna.

460
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 3: Can't sit on the podcast interface? Fish, Like, when are

461
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 3: you gonna sit on Santa's lap? Sit on Santa's lap?

462
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 3: Be a good boy. No one ever asks pets what

463
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 3: they want for Christmas?

464
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 5: What do you want? What do you want? Fish?

465
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 3: Whoa is twitching? That's my leg? My leg? No, when

466
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 3: is Harry gonna come out of the closet. We're still

467
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:56,879
Speaker 3: waiting on that.

468
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 5: He's not gay.

469
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 3: He's not gay yet. But like I'm saying, like, when

470
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 3: is he gonna come out of the closet?

471
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 5: He's not in it? I don't think so. I think

472
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 5: he's uh. I think he's more than that. You can't

473
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 5: bottle him. You know what I was for a while

474
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 5: getting Larry tiktoks you know what that is? No, it's

475
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 5: Louis and Harry like ship.

476
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay.

477
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 5: And I used to be really against it. I was

478
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,159
Speaker 5: really mad. No, I wasn't that passionate about this topic.

479
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,479
Speaker 5: But I was like, this is like leave them alone.

480
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 5: You can't just shre you know, dream SMP kind of

481
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 5: George dream not Found. I was before that. Yeah, I

482
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 5: know it's the original. Yeah, but then there's hella evidence

483
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 5: bro wait, like like them on going on stages and

484
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 5: like beholding each other's pink. He's like right before the camera.

485
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 5: It's like rolls.

486
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,400
Speaker 3: But maybe that's just like a friendship thing, like maybe we.

487
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 5: Never done that, like more than that, like just the

488
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 5: way they look at each other.

489
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,199
Speaker 3: And at some point you gotta you gotta be like,

490
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 3: do they do it on purpose? Did they do it

491
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,199
Speaker 3: on purpose? WHOA?

492
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 5: I don't think it was that much of a marketable

493
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,919
Speaker 5: thing back then. Back then, that's a bad. The girls

494
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 5: loved them people.

495
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 3: And stuff, and they're like, guys, can you can you

496
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,120
Speaker 3: continue doing what you're doing?

497
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 5: Well, that's dreaming. George not Found they did that. That

498
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 5: was definitely marketable. I clicked on Georgia and I found

499
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 5: his YouTube channel a few days ago. He's getting like

500
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 5: ten k views of the video. Oh How They Fall?

501
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 5: How the Greats Crumble? You need to get his views up.

502
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 5: Go check it out. I watched him do a cooking

503
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,120
Speaker 5: stream with Nico Lowell. Well that's why, yeah, I watched

504
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 5: like the whole thing. Why are we watching George and

505
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 5: not Found cook Man? Who let him go back to

506
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 5: playing Minecraft. Yeah, go back to showing us your entire

507
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 5: little body? Is that what he used to do?

508
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 3: I don't know, but Dream dropped a truth video recently.

509
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 3: Did you how long was it?

510
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 5: It was like two and a half hours. I watched

511
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 5: it in its entirety.

512
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're gonna have to tell me because I

513
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 3: need like the cliff notes for it.

514
00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 5: Essentially, the gist of it is, if you have to

515
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 5: explain yourself that much that you're not a pedophile, then

516
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 5: holy cow, like this is strange. You were making this

517
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 5: weirder and weirder by the second he tried to like

518
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 5: logic brain his eyes out of being a pedophile. He's like,

519
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 5: first of all, doesn't make sense because I don't even

520
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 5: like little girls like bro. Everybody kept going like he

521
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 5: hired law, Like you remember when he cheated and he

522
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 5: hired like a neurophysicist to like prove that he didn't

523
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,199
Speaker 5: cheat in Minecraft. He was like pulling that stuff too.

524
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's just trying to be like he like

525
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 3: takes it to another level, which like it's like.

526
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 5: No, I don't even think he did it or anything wrong,

527
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 5: even though as much as I would love him to

528
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 5: be you know, yeah, you know.

529
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 3: Well, but dropping two hours worth of yap to kind

530
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 3: of explain you.

531
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 5: Was doing transcript because this is what happened. All he

532
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 5: had to say was like, it's like a meme to

533
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 5: like make up just straight up fake evidence about me

534
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 5: being a you know, liking that groomer. And he's like,

535
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 5: I get it. I get the meme. And you know,

536
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 5: as long as y'all know that I'm not actually that,

537
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 5: it's all good. But he was like debunking every case

538
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 5: and going into it way back.

539
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 3: It's scary. You know, I had a I had that

540
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 3: once too. You had a grooming allegation.

541
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 5: Way back when I had Twitter, this early freak show,

542
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 5: just some random all all the evidence, they all the

543
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 5: all the incredible information that they had was the name

544
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 5: of my high school and all they tweeted it was

545
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 5: a straight anonymous account.

546
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 3: No profile said.

547
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,679
Speaker 5: I went to Blank High School with Hamsa and he

548
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,439
Speaker 5: was known for I don't even remember what it was.

549
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 5: He was like talking to the young girls, some so

550
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 5: vague and I saw it for some reason, he was

551
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 5: getting contraction. I was like, Okay, I'm gonna ignore this

552
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 5: cause what And I just tweeted something else like dropping

553
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:02,479
Speaker 5: my merge and all all the replies were like spilt

554
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 5: your silence speaksmes.

555
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 3: I was like huh.

556
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 5: I was like, wait you really so you know dream

557
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 5: me and you have some things in common, so what

558
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 5: do you so?

559
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 3: What do yeah? What do you do in that situation?

560
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 5: So it was so frustrating because I was like all

561
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 5: I tweeted was like, guys, they're like because I tweeted,

562
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,199
Speaker 5: this is obviously not true. And the replies are like

563
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 5: believed the victim, believe the victim, and I tweeted again,

564
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 5: I'm like, yes, believe the victim.

565
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 3: There's no victim. Where are you? So I was tripping out.

566
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 3: I was really freaking out. Damn they dreamed you, bro,

567
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 3: They dreamy. It was in a dream. It was a nightmare. Man.

568
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 3: It was just for a smidge and yeah, Bro was

569
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 3: a groomer for a day.

570
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 5: Because I really thought it was like, okay, use some content,

571
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 5: like yeah, it's literally an account spawned the zero tweets

572
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 5: tweeted that and then disappeared.

573
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 3: It was like it was the hat Man, bros. The

574
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 3: fire freaking hat Man makes me want to do that

575
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 3: one man, If that's all it takes exhilarating. I swear

576
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 3: to find a really small content creator and do it.

577
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 3: That's the thing is, I get it.

578
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 5: Like if you're just a normal person in a small tent,

579
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 5: like that's fine.

580
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 3: I get that. I get it. Bro, Yeah, I know.

581
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 3: And and I the thing is, I think what people like,

582
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 3: people kind of grow out their dream SMP phase. They

583
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 3: kind of look back and they're like, wow, dream is

584
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 3: really cringe whatever you have kind of hop on that

585
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 3: on that train, I think, And you know.

586
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 5: And we're here to We're here to take you guys in,

587
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 5: are we No?

588
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 3: No, not if you used to watch dream SMP, come

589
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 3: watch us. Trust me. No groomers here, nothing, no weirdos,

590
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 3: no weird edits. A well, there's some edits here and there.

591
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 5: But well, if I can speak as Santa for a moment, Look,

592
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna die on that hill. Not back to

593
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 5: Hamsa of course, No, I have no help. Santa's Santa

594
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 5: is a little permiitive because you walk into a lot

595
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 5: of strange situations. You know, you know when it happened

596
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 5: down in the chimney. I walk into crazy moments. Top

597
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 5: ten people are awesome moments. You do you do also

598
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,479
Speaker 5: Macadamian nut more more Macadamian nut cook cookies. That those

599
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 5: are your favorite ones. People forget about those nut cookies.

600
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 5: And no almond.

601
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 3: I hate the oats.

602
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 5: Okay, no almond milk, like Jesus Christ, Like I'm not

603
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 5: trying to like, I'm eating a cookie, a dense ass cookie,

604
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 5: and I'm eating nut milk.

605
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 3: Like yeah, no, I feel like, But do you think

606
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 3: people should switch it up instead of cookies, maybe we

607
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 3: provide a little bit of other desserts because I feel

608
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 3: like cookies you're getting kind of tired of that, and

609
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 3: I mean something new.

610
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 5: Someone once had a like a little plate of terramusiou

611
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 5: left and I wasn't sure if it was for me,

612
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 5: but to goodbye regardless. That was that was nice, nice refreshing.

613
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 3: It was light. But we could we could like, we

614
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 3: could even get more crazy. We can do maybe a

615
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 3: clover Uh, not so much. You're not a fan of it.

616
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 5: I like it, but some people soak it in that

617
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 5: sugar water and it gets a little heavy.

618
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 3: It's a little syrupy.

619
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 5: But some here and there, Yes, you know, I'm not

620
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 5: a huge fan of pistachio. Surprising a lot of people are,

621
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 5: and then some people do put that in the buckle,

622
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 5: but some don't. You know. Of course I'd like to

623
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 5: mix it up, and I go all over the world,

624
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 5: so I do get you know, some regional things. Uh,

625
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 5: but you know basics, you know, stick by the basics.

626
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 5: Some some very just the milk. The milk stuff was

627
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 5: you know, no chocolate, no strawberry, no, and no expired.

628
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 5: Please make sure it's not expired.

629
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 3: How hard is that?

630
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 5: But other than that, no, I I could see myself doing.

631
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 3: This for a while.

632
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 5: You know.

633
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 3: Well, you're not the one building the toys, and that's

634
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 3: something I just want you to know that, like.

635
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 5: You I know that, and I always mention you guys

636
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 5: when I get the chance. But uh, you know, every

637
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 5: every company, every sort of movement needs a face.

638
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I'd love to come on, like come to

639
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 3: ride with you and and maybe just see how you

640
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 3: do things and right right just in case, like if

641
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 3: I ever get promoted and like you die or something.

642
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 5: Look, let's not think about that's a that's a very

643
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 5: dark thought. I don't want to think about that right now.

644
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 5: It's it's it's Christmas Eve, it's uh, you know, and

645
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 5: there's a lot of prep you know, there's physical activity.

646
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 5: I do one a six month sort of program here

647
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 5: doing keto, you know, kettlebells, stuff like that. I gotta

648
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 5: be agile in out can't be seen.

649
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 3: It's hard. Now there's a song. Oh well, there's a

650
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 3: song out there going go ahead, Santa came down my chimney,

651
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 3: kiss kiss my mom. Yeah, so do you do that

652
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 3: or do you not? Look?

653
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 5: That's whenever I you know, that goes back to when

654
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 5: I said I can't speak on negating every single sort

655
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 5: of accusation. But look, all I'm gonna say is it

656
00:32:59,040 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 5: was consensual.

657
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 3: Okay.

658
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 5: She was telling me her and her husband wearing throws

659
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 5: of some sort of you know, tension that could lead

660
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 5: to divorce. I didn't follow up. I don't know if

661
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 5: that went all the way through, and I hope I

662
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 5: didn't push that, yeah, to finalize it, but uh, you

663
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 5: know I didn't see a ring on the finger. She

664
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 5: was there, she you know, made the move. You know,

665
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 5: I try to stay professional, but you know, I need

666
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 5: a little pick me up during those late hours, and

667
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 5: that's what it was.

668
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 3: But dude, you understand that you're essentially destroying a family potentially,

669
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 3: Like could you imagine a kid waking up in his parents' divorce. Well,

670
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 3: here's you're creating problems for yourself, because when a kid

671
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 3: has divorced parents, he ends up having he ends up

672
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 3: having two Christmases. Why oh, I was like, it's more

673
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 3: work for you. Did not you have to deliver it

674
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 3: to two separate houses.

675
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 5: Well, you know what, chances of that happening are actually

676
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 5: kind of low because children of divorce tend to be

677
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 5: actually pretty naughty. So I actually don't it goes, it

678
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 5: goes from one to zero. Chances are the chances of

679
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 5: our child of divorce not being naughty?

680
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 3: Low?

681
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 5: Low chances chances? And what are the chances I tell

682
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 5: missus Claws that you do this? Missus Claus, you know,

683
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 5: we're very traditional in that it's almost expected that I

684
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 5: might dabble.

685
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,280
Speaker 3: I It's part of work or whatever.

686
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, and she she sort of understands that, and she

687
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 5: understands that at the end of the day I will

688
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 5: come home to her and she is mine. And what

689
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 5: I do at work is what I do at work.

690
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 5: I don't mix it up. I'm not catching I'm not

691
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 5: out here catching feelings, so that's what's important. But uh,

692
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 5: you know, I just want to say, keep believing, guys.

693
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 5: I feel like every year it's becoming I'm seeing less

694
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,959
Speaker 5: and less people. I was talking to the Easter Bunny

695
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 5: the other day. I was on a zoom call. We

696
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 5: do these things every you know, if you times a year,

697
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 5: Easter Bunny, Jack Frost Tooth Fairy, and we were talking

698
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 5: about what can we do to instill or ideology still

699
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 5: with this future generation, because you know, everyone's a skeptic now.

700
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 5: I saw I walked into a I walked into a

701
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,919
Speaker 5: house and this kid saw me, this nihilistic, cynical kid.

702
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,919
Speaker 5: I was in front of him and he still didn't

703
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 5: believe in me.

704
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know what that? And do you know

705
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 3: what the cause of that is? It's this new thing

706
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 3: that's going around. It's called TikTok. So people are spreading

707
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,760
Speaker 3: misinformation on their saying sand is not actually real.

708
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 5: And that, and that actually was tempting me to start

709
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 5: a TikTok and maybe start a TikTok trend, maybe TikTok marketing.

710
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 3: Okay, but that's a.

711
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 5: Field I'm not familiar with, and I need one of

712
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 5: you guys to get on that.

713
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 3: We can do a TikTok together. I've been on it,

714
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 3: and yeah, I've been kind of spent trying to spread

715
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 3: your joy and on there. But people are people are

716
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 3: saying like, there's no way you're an elf, like shut up,

717
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 3: and they're all saying shut up.

718
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 5: And it's when it's when it's right in front of

719
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 5: their face. But you know what, that's just like they

720
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 5: can keep doing that. We're gonna keep delivering presents. But

721
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 5: and you know they're gonna get cold. Then how about that?

722
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 3: Just remembered the roastory.

723
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 5: Rose to the joke. I started laughing again. Yeah, as

724
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 5: long as you know whatever we need to do. Uh,

725
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 5: you know, I talked to some some really big TikToker,

726
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 5: some really big ones like Noah Miller. Noah Mills.

727
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 3: Okay, and then you already have his presence lined up

728
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 3: because I remember what was he supposed to get.

729
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 5: Well, funny story about him. He's an ex l he

730
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 5: used to be an elf, and we found out about

731
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 5: his proclivities, you know, and we have a pretty strict

732
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 5: code here again, very traditional.

733
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 3: We cut him off.

734
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 5: Okay, good severance package, you got him one of the best.

735
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 5: But I was trying to talk to him seeing if

736
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 5: you could do any some sort of soft influencing, but

737
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 5: he's not in other influencers Cynthia Parker, some of the

738
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 5: most influential people on the app, Zoey Laverne, she was

739
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 5: she was good. She's been in them at the game

740
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 5: for a while.

741
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, and then you obviously gave them a

742
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 3: gift of child.

743
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 5: Yes, talk to my boy the stork.

744
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 3: Stork is that his name, the one that delivers a

745
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 3: little baby the one day. Yeah, and he set them

746
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 3: up with a little ugly little baby. It's a little

747
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 3: white devil. Hey keeps them distracted and keeps them busy.

748
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 3: It's good.

749
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 5: You know, that's one of the best gifts. People ask

750
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 5: me for that, and I'm like, okay, I get it.

751
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 5: I see the letter. Send that over to my boy Stork.

752
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 3: It's not something you do all the time. You're not

753
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 3: gonna You're not gonna be giving people babies that often.

754
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:44,240
Speaker 5: No, it's well Japan, I've been looking at I I

755
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 5: you know, they're not asking for the babies, but I'm

756
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 5: looking to push you know, the the population of old

757
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 5: people there is a little scary and I'm worried about.

758
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 5: You know, if you look at their demographics, it's an

759
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 5: inverse pyramid, which means when the older generation dies out,

760
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 5: a lot of industries were actually be struggling.

761
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 3: More kids. You want more kids in Japan, want more kids,

762
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 3: just just cut down on the condoms then delivering the condoms, like,

763
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 3: just try to reduce that because I think that or

764
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 3: any device that that kind of helps with, right with.

765
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 5: That sabotaging there? Yeah?

766
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 3: Maybe, yeah, do that. I like that.

767
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 5: You you're my idea guy, my number one elf? Really yep?

768
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 3: What's my name? Chris Close?

769
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 5: Eric? Eric? It's like guy mixed it up? Yeah, No,

770
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 5: there's and there's so many elves, like it's hard to

771
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 5: remember them all. What do you expect?

772
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 3: No, and I get that. And obviously I know your

773
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,800
Speaker 3: name Santa and Nick st.

774
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 5: Nick, Saint Nick, go buy many? Well what are other names?

775
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 5: I have? Sainty Sante?

776
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 3: But what is missus Claus's name?

777
00:38:54,239 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 5: Paula? Hang on, let me google? What is miss and.

778
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 3: There's you're gonna google it, but I already know you

779
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 3: don't know it.

780
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 5: If you do not know this, it's Gertrude. Ain't no

781
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,240
Speaker 5: way I married Gertrude.

782
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 3: Oh hell nah? What Gertrude? Gertrude, Rude, rude, naughty No,

783
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 3: don't ever accuse that Holly.

784
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 5: I'm hearing some rumors of Holly as well. The hell

785
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 5: is their first name? Maybe it doesn't have one. What

786
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 5: do you want for Christmas?

787
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 3: Kill the boy? Well, pets all want the same thing.

788
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 3: It's just like love, they all yeah, love and affection that.

789
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 5: We could all learn something from them. It's not about

790
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 5: the material things. It's about time and love and.

791
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 3: A lot of materialistic things people are asking for Christmas,

792
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 3: and it's kind of irking me. I feel like, you know,

793
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,240
Speaker 3: there's toys. Yeah, if everyone can get these toys and stuff,

794
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 3: but what happened to the good old gifts? Like, I

795
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 3: don't know, maybe some.

796
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 5: I've been I've been doing a lot of the concert

797
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 5: tickets Taylor Swift. They've been hollered to get. But that's

798
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 5: an experience, So that's more in the realm of what

799
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 5: aero story. Yeah, they're hard hard to get. You have

800
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 5: to be really good, you have to be on your

801
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 5: a game for most of the year.

802
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 3: But well, how do you how did you even get them?

803
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 3: How do you even get the airs to a ticket?

804
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 5: I'm close with ticket Master and they kind of get

805
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 5: let me get some first dips in some places. Obviously,

806
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 5: I can buy them all out. Are you buying them

807
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:36,479
Speaker 5: in reselling? I'm not. I'm not scalping completely, but there's

808
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 5: some sort of maintenance costs we have to fund.

809
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 3: Dude, that's not cool. Man, you're actually stopping from all

810
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 3: everyone else getting them too.

811
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 5: I am delivering to those who cannot afford it. Okay,

812
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 5: and don't you question my authority, infearor race.

813
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 3: Dude. Sorry, you're really being You're actually your moodest changed

814
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 3: and just shifted as soon as you took off your beard.

815
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 5: I'm itching all over. I feel the microplass, you know.

816
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 5: Just this is the China thing as well, and they

817
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 5: look like.

818
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 3: I belong in this. Yours looks nice. It's like felt.

819
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 3: I know, it's nice, it's comfy. I'm gonna wear these pants. Ah,

820
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 3: this part kind of just it. You're really shown to

821
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,280
Speaker 3: be pants though, Like, come on, we need that. It's like, uh,

822
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 3: it's like art class material.

823
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 5: I had an art teacher that kind of dressed like this,

824
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 5: not like that, like but like had felt pants. Really,

825
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I had like mommy issues with my

826
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 5: art teacher and she was not what you think she

827
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 5: looked like like I'm talking about like eighty years old.

828
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 5: He was very strange. I was such a weird little kid.

829
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:51,439
Speaker 3: Man.

830
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 5: One time she mentioned she liked like chocolate covered fruit,

831
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 5: like blueberries, you know those like little bags. Yeah, she

832
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 5: mentioned she liked and she's really mean as well at

833
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 5: the same time. And then the next day I just

834
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 5: like snuck. I brought them from home in a ziploc

835
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 5: bag and I was like super quiet. I didn't say

836
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 5: anything in class, and after class, I just like, here

837
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 5: you go, and she's like, what are you doing?

838
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 3: Like you said yesterday you like you like blueberries?

839
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 5: Uh, I won't go recess? Did you give it to her?

840
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 5: I did, and she was she was so like not

841
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 5: what I needed right right then. I needed a full

842
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 5: like I needed her to be my mom for a moment.

843
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 5: But she was just like, well thanks man. She was old,

844
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 5: like so old, like one of those teachers that was

845
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 5: just like you know, they're so old that they just

846
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 5: don't care for you. Like as a teacher, every you

847
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 5: have to have favorite classes that you have, right well.

848
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 3: Dude, like you should have what you should have done

849
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 3: okay instead of just being just giving it off to her,

850
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 3: say like you should have spoke confidently and so how

851
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 3: old were.

852
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 5: You I'll tell you right now, fifth or sixth grade, and.

853
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 3: You're telling me you were studying over your words and

854
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 3: being really shot. Come on, dude, fifth and sixth you

855
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 3: were not eloquent. You could have eased if you spoke

856
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 3: with some more confidence. She could have been like, oh

857
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 3: my god, this is really impressive, like thank you so

858
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 3: much for your gift. She was very mean, and then

859
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 3: you guys could have rode off into the sunset.

860
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 5: I just wanted like a hug and just to be

861
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 5: like thank you. I didn't really get that.

862
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 3: I was more of the guy that would just call.

863
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 3: I think it was also because they were wow, Mama.

864
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 5: I would say, Mama, mama, I should think the chocolates

865
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 5: were like.

866
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 3: My teacher, I would go, mama.

867
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like in eleventh grade or something. I

868
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 5: think the chocolates were melted now that I remember, like

869
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 5: really gross. They are also really gross.

870
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 3: That's probably what it was. And it's not that you

871
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 3: were getting rejected. It's that she looked in the ziploc

872
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 3: bag and it was all melted.

873
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,800
Speaker 5: No, every teacher I looked at it as a parent

874
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 5: could dive into that, which you will. Maybe I'll figure

875
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 5: that one out when I when I grow older.

876
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to dive into this.

877
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,280
Speaker 5: Not right now. And of course this is Santa speak.

878
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but it was just every time, not that

879
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 5: I look like. I don't want to think about it

880
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 5: too much, because then I see trends and I'm like, hmm,

881
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 5: I can't What are those pit vipers?

882
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 3: You got the pit viper?

883
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 5: Can you get them? I got the pit viper two thousands?

884
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 5: You just have pit vipers. I don't know what's going on.

885
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 5: Who do you think I didn't get two thousands? We

886
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 5: got these pit vipers from the Iron Club from here.

887
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 5: Those like way better than mine? Can you put them on?

888
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:47,280
Speaker 5: Oh my god? Those are way better. It's this carrying case.

889
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 3: What did you get? Not that?

890
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:59,720
Speaker 5: Put them on? Your danger self? Oh my goodness. Skiing

891
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 5: down the slopes of the North Pole, yep skiing, snowboarding.

892
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 3: Louge sometimes, what's louge? I should know what lose?

893
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 5: It's an ELF's favorite pastime. I spell it luge.

894
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 3: I spell lug e. What louge?

895
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 5: A small one or two person sled?

896
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, me, my bro?

897
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 5: We always do we always, y'all louge this, Yes, we

898
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 5: lose all the time. This is what y'all are doing

899
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,479
Speaker 5: when you should be making toys for the many kids

900
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 5: of the world.

901
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't take all year to make them. We

902
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 3: usually finish all our gifts in about two months. What

903
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 3: you didn't know that? Then the rest of the year

904
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 3: we're just doing like fun activities and stuff, building snowmen, playing,

905
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 3: making snow angels.

906
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 5: So what do we at the stand up meetings? And

907
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,439
Speaker 5: you guys tell me what you're working on when you're

908
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 5: just lying?

909
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 3: Well, dude, come on, did you ever I thought you

910
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 3: weren't taking those? Were you taking those? Seriously?

911
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 6: No, dude, we don't you think we work all year.

912
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 5: I'm not fully paying touch those meetings. I'm usually a

913
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 5: little drunk.

914
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 3: But nothing. Nothing, you're not doing anything. Well, obviously we

915
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 3: do some planning here and there. I told you about

916
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 3: like there's like a testing phase for things, and I

917
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 3: knew we shouldn't have went remote. I knew it. Well, dude,

918
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 3: come on, we because this kind of stuff I would

919
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 3: catch if you guys were all with me. Dude, come on, really,

920
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 3: you're gonna be the uncool boss. You're gonna be the

921
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 3: uncool boss. Come on, things are working you don't have to.

922
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 3: You don't have to fix something that isn't broken. Our

923
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 3: system works and we get and you know, and you're

924
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 3: not paying us enough to even be complaining right now,

925
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 3: so I don't know what you're trying to do.

926
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 5: Look, guys, you can ask Santa or hums and Martin

927
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 5: any advice questions something they can do, and you could

928
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 5: DM the out of character pot Instagram account. And right

929
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 5: now we're going to check what you guys have to

930
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 5: say and what you're going through. And while I look

931
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 5: this up, just to remind you that there is a

932
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 5: Patreon for the podcast and it's weekly solo with just me.

933
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 5: Go check it out, pop in for a month. You

934
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 5: don't got to be there, you know, subscribe period.

935
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,439
Speaker 3: What are you doing? My ear?

936
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 5: Then that's what you get for, not for working remote

937
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 5: and lying to me. And also if you're listening on

938
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 5: Spotify or Apple Podcasts, please give it five stars. It's

939
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 5: like two buns and it helps us so much and

940
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 5: Santa will give you a good gift and you'll be

941
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 5: on the and you'll be on the good list. So

942
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 5: I've had my VISI line in and if you could

943
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 5: hear it, let me know, and I will not wear

944
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 5: it anymore. Hi, Hams and Martin, I come seeking advice.

945
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 5: My best friend has just gotten into her first serious relationship.

946
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:40,879
Speaker 5: She was sleeping with this guy n A from her

947
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 5: college a few times until they finally went on their

948
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:47,439
Speaker 5: first and only date one week ago, where he asked

949
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 5: her to be his girlfriend. They both went home on

950
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 5: winter break, Christmas, and in just last night he told

951
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 5: he last night, her told her what over Snapchat that

952
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 5: he is quote unquote in love with her. Keep in

953
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:12,240
Speaker 5: mind they are nineteen and twenty. When she didn't immediately reciprocate,

954
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 5: so hard one for me, he started guilt tripping her

955
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 5: into saying it back.

956
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 3: Ooh.

957
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 5: I want to be supportive because it's her first boyfriend

958
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 5: and all, and I've never had one, But I just

959
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 5: don't think he's good for her and is love bombing her.

960
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 5: He also has a breeding kink. I know that one?

961
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 5: What Yeah? Wait?

962
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 3: What is that like? Breeding like he wants to get

963
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:34,760
Speaker 3: her pregnant?

964
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:38,720
Speaker 5: Oh wait wait, that's a breeding kink and keeps making

965
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 5: jokes about getting her pregnant and won't use protection. Should

966
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 5: I hold my tongue or voice my opinions?

967
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 3: Voice your opinions? Oh? My god, dude with a breathing

968
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,360
Speaker 3: kink at night. That's a final boss breeding kink.

969
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 5: Money, that's like, that's like a queen.

970
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the ants.

971
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 5: No, yeah, we gotta keep him away from you. Should

972
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 5: I would just euthanize him on the spot. If you

973
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 5: have a chance, If you have an opening, you've got

974
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 5: an opening.

975
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 3: There no place for men like that, No, truly. What

976
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 3: she can do is block him and move on to

977
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 3: someone a bit more normal.

978
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 5: Send her this clip that we're about to do here.

979
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 3: Hey, Sophia just told us.

980
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 5: Wait, let me, let's do it. Can we just start

981
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 5: from the top. I gotta make sure a cameo, Yeah,

982
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 5: freak cameo. Hey, Sophia, focus up, open your eyes. There

983
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 5: are men who are not like this. In fact, there's

984
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 5: many of them. In fact, you are with the naughtiest

985
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,280
Speaker 5: of them all. This guy is going to the deepest

986
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 5: layer of hell when he dies, and hopefully it's soon.

987
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's gonna get so much colon is stalking

988
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 3: that it's gonna be embarrassing. Do better.

989
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 5: We know you can. I know it's your first rodeo,

990
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 5: so you don't know what to look out for.

991
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 3: So that's why we're here.

992
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 5: This is no good scratting, kink love bombing. I mean,

993
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 5: come on, what do you need another red flag for

994
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 5: you to finally see, for you to finally see that's

995
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 5: there's something wrong with him. This guy's a villain. Good

996
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 5: luck on that, but please voice your opinion. If you

997
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 5: care about this person, then you will scream from the rooftops.

998
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 5: Honest to god, Hey, Martin Hamsa, I was hoping I

999
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 5: could get some advice from you guys. If I'm being honest,

1000
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 5: I'm someone who has a lot of self image issues issues.

1001
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 5: I hate the way I look and it's something I

1002
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 5: spend a lot of time worrying about. It has led

1003
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,800
Speaker 5: me to an eating disorder, and it makes me uncomfortable

1004
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 5: around this topic of romantic relationships because I worried something

1005
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 5: I'll never have. Oh have you guys ever gone through

1006
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 5: anything similar?

1007
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 3: Do you have?

1008
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 5: Do you have and advice on how to change this? Well?

1009
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 5: To front, no, well, uh, not entirely. I haven't gone

1010
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 5: to an extent me. It's the eating too much one

1011
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 5: for me. In terms of eating disorder, I used to

1012
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 5: have a binge. I mean it wasn't diagnosed, but you

1013
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 5: can ask anyone near me, I could put down food.

1014
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 5: Now it's a side effect. We went to the at

1015
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 5: this point, we went to this Italian place the other day,

1016
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 5: and you know, I'm the guy to clean up plates.

1017
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 5: Let's just say that, and that. I think there's no

1018
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 5: shame in that.

1019
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 3: No, but.

1020
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,879
Speaker 5: Look, you're a young girl, and unfortunately, with social media,

1021
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 5: this almost seems to be a rite of passage for

1022
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 5: many young girls. It's not the way it should be.

1023
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 5: But I say this to let you know that you're

1024
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 5: not alone in this, and you should, you know, find

1025
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 5: the right people associate with who weren't talking about that

1026
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 5: you shouldn't. This doesn't care about that stuff, that stuff

1027
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 5: you should really talk about. It's kind of like it's

1028
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 5: kind of like this. Look, I think everyone has something

1029
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 5: that they look at themselves and they're like, wow, I

1030
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 5: hate that.

1031
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 3: And until you until you stop worrying about it, then

1032
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 3: then your life becomes bearable. Well, I had acne and

1033
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 3: then I stopped caring about acne, and then I was like,

1034
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 3: oh my acne went away, and I didn't even know,

1035
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 3: like you know what I mean.

1036
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, for me, it was a situation of like, well,

1037
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 5: I have the acne, it's my body it's hormones.

1038
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 3: Like I can't really do anything, do anything, you know,

1039
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 3: It's it's like life.

1040
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 5: I believe in some sort of predestination in life, So

1041
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 5: when I'm covered in acne, it's like, well, that's what's

1042
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 5: supposed to happen. Yeah, that's what at this time in

1043
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 5: my life, that's what it is. So you know, if

1044
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 5: you're overweight underweight, just don't worry about that. There's truly

1045
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 5: in terms of romantic relationship men and women for every

1046
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 5: single category. That's something that kids in high school are

1047
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 5: so ignorant to that I feel like little kids just

1048
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 5: don't know that until you see like a couple of

1049
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 5: heavy boned fellas maybe fellas a fella and a woman

1050
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 5: and they are just like bursting with love in a

1051
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 5: way you've never seen and it's like, oh, why was

1052
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 5: I like so? And this is also low Keia moment

1053
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 5: of man man smokes weed for the first time and

1054
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 5: discovers feelings. Woman has has written a Tumblr post that

1055
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 5: could bring him to tears moment. But that's something that

1056
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 5: is unfortunately a late realization for me. I think it

1057
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 5: is for a lot of dudes in general. But yeah,

1058
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 5: it's like, oh, they're really. That's why in terms of

1059
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 5: the predestination thing, it's like, oh, don't worry about someone

1060
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:33,280
Speaker 5: else because it's gonna happen when it happens. I'm gonna

1061
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:36,280
Speaker 5: attribute that advice to Santa because it wasn't my best,

1062
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 5: but I really wish you the best, and just toa

1063
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 5: you know, treat yourself nicely.

1064
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 3: Here we go.

1065
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 5: Don't ask about university guys, because we will not chime in.

1066
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 5: It's not.

1067
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 3: Our it's not our expertise. You know what I you

1068
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 3: know what I read the other day. This was and

1069
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 3: this was really interesting. I read this and I forget

1070
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 3: who said it, but they're like, oh, if would you

1071
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:11,720
Speaker 3: say the stuff that you say to yourself to another

1072
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 3: person in terms of just like how you think and

1073
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 3: stuff like that, and like about yourself, like oh, I'm ugly,

1074
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 3: I'm this, I'm not I'm not that. Like would you

1075
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 3: say this to another person?

1076
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, well, actually, I'm gonna be a little even

1077
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 5: more open about myself. When I was a very confused

1078
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 5: young boy, I read twelve Rules of Life by Jordan Peterson.

1079
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 3: Okay, and one of.

1080
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 5: Those rules that actually has improved me. It's actually helped me,

1081
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 5: and it's it's that it's treat yourself as someone you're

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00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 5: responsible for. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, And I always think

1083
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 5: about that in terms of pets. You know, if your

1084
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 5: cat needs medicine, you're gonna feed him that medicine on

1085
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 5: time every time. But if you need some a little medicine,

1086
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 5: you're like.

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00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to, you have to. You have to

1088
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 3: treat yourself. You know what Jordan Peterson said, come on

1089
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 3: call it honestly. Yeah, yes, yes, Jordan Peterson. I want

1090
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 3: to read your book now, your twelve rules. Don't read

1091
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 3: that half of his man twelve rules only.

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00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,800
Speaker 5: It's a big book or it's a book. It's a book.

1093
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,399
Speaker 5: But yes, I like what you said. That is true.

1094
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 5: I agree.

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00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 3: Here we go.

1096
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 5: Here's one more I will be sending you guys a

1097
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 5: wooden bell I made in a wood shop in your guys'

1098
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 5: po box. You just wait, Well that would be great

1099
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 5: pio boxing the description. You guys can send us whatever

1100
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 5: you want. Sorry, I've got this here in my mouth. Hey,

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00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 5: Martin and Amsa me F twenty female twenty and my

1102
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 5: boyfriend Mail twenty one have been dating for more than

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00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 5: a year. Since the holidays are coming up, you started

1104
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 5: talking about the gifts he was going to give me

1105
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 5: and hopefully he was asking me for that as well.

1106
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 5: Then he told me he'd want me never mind. Then

1107
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,400
Speaker 5: he told me he'd want some sexual favors after I

1108
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:11,760
Speaker 5: received the presence. H I was saddened by what he said,

1109
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 5: but I laughed it off. Suddenly I remembered that on

1110
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 5: our anniversary, I gave him gifts. He couldn't give me

1111
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:23,479
Speaker 5: one because he was broke and never asked for anything back.

1112
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 5: Mind you, I also paid for both of our meals.

1113
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 5: They sound like the breeder guy. Another reason why I'm

1114
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 5: very irket about this situation is because I was previously

1115
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 5: sexually assaulted and taken advantage of which he is very

1116
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 5: much aware of. Wow, that's all. Just wanted to know

1117
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 5: if I am being a rational because he's my boyfriend

1118
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 5: and all, thank you in love, Okay, So I would

1119
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 5: communicate this to him. Yeah, So when he says I

1120
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 5: want sexual favors after you receive the presence, you should

1121
00:56:55,960 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 5: immediately straight face him, make sure he gets the energy

1122
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 5: to never ever say that again. He crossed the line

1123
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 5: and that it is and is gross. Yeah, or unfortunately,

1124
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 5: you have to mother some of these guys.

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00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, and especially if if he doesn't do ish around

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00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,479
Speaker 3: you know, your I was about to say around the house,

1127
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 3: but I don't know if they live together, probably around

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00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 3: the body as well, and in generally. Yeah, like, if

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00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 3: if you feel like he not filling the gap, feeling

1130
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 3: filling up the gaps, he's not doing enough, then you

1131
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 3: don't owe him anything, that's for sure. Yeah, you know.

1132
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 5: I'm sexual favors and stuff, and that's like a common

1133
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 5: thing sometimes for but.

1134
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 3: That's in healthy relationships. You've got to make sure that

1135
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 3: this is a healthy relationship before you do any of

1136
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 3: these sexual favors and stuff. If you feel like he's

1137
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 3: not he's not doing enough, then he doesn't. Well that's

1138
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 3: the thing.

1139
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 5: Sexual favors and relationship is normal. But if which is

1140
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 5: why I'm saying, you need to communicate that to your trauma,

1141
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 5: that it makes you uncomfortable because he might be like, oh,

1142
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 5: let's get frisky on Christmas Day.

1143
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you.

1144
00:57:58,360 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 5: Gotta be like, okay, I like that, but just the

1145
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 5: way you worded it, it kind of freaks me out. Yeah,

1146
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 5: it's a it's a little bit weird. It's like, I

1147
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 5: got you this gift, now now you have to do this.

1148
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 3: It's like what gifts are supposed to be. Here's a gift.

1149
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 5: I've die, I've I've done it a few times. I'm

1150
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 5: speaking of Santa. But you know that's because I'm I'm

1151
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 5: I'm commander in chief. You know, I command command respect.

1152
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 3: No, I've talked to the elves and stuff, and you

1153
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 3: know they have to do sometimes things for you. And

1154
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 3: missus clauses in a whoa sh hush.

1155
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 5: Anyway, you know what? That reminds me of that clip,

1156
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 5: the Blue Face clip. But there's this Blue Face clip.

1157
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 5: It haunts me to this day. It haunts me. Someone

1158
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 5: I forget how it starts, but someone asks Blue Face like,

1159
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 5: have you ever done anything with a midget? Already bad start?

1160
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 5: And he goes, yeah, I did, And he's trying to like,

1161
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 5: I'm I might be screwing this up, but for the

1162
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 5: most part, this is right. And then Christian Rock is

1163
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 5: next to him, is am I saying this right? Christian

1164
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 5: Christian Sean for Shan and her last name is Rock.

1165
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think she's I think she's doing the Rocks.

1166
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 5: Daughter son and she goes she chimes in and says

1167
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 5: the guy or the girl, and he gets pissed. And

1168
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 5: and shuts her up. There's a lot of implication in

1169
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 5: this interaction. He that he has had intercourse with a

1170
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 5: midget and a guy with a girl midget?

1171
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little person.

1172
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 5: Am I saying this wrong?

1173
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 3: Yeah? And it's all good man, we all know that's

1174
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:47,919
Speaker 3: not a good look. I'm supposed to spread cheer. Yeah, well, dude,

1175
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 3: you're from like the Santa Is from like the nineteen fifties.

1176
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 3: They don't know that yet. Wait, what this one? I'm

1177
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 3: always mixed up on. Yeah, a little person? Really, I

1178
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 3: think it's I think it's a little person. How to.

1179
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 5: Address someone with it?

1180
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 3: Dwarfs?

1181
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, dwarf ism, person of short stature, little person and

1182
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 5: a dwarf.

1183
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 3: I don't like dwarf. I also don't like person of

1184
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 3: short stature.

1185
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 5: The little person.

1186
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 3: It is.

1187
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 5: Well, right now, I actually want to apologize for my

1188
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 5: ignorance with.

1189
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 3: Saying and the reason I'm saying this is because I'm

1190
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:36,920
Speaker 3: also you are right, so well.

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01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 5: My point being is the implication of that interaction is

1192
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 5: he has that intercourse with a girl little person and

1193
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 5: a boy little person, which just wish they deserve as well,

1194
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 5: They deserve intercourse. But it's just an image there's a

1195
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 5: lot of going on there, Okay, stupid tangent, and I

1196
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 5: regret it. I've offended people, I've offended blue face.

1197
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 3: And as long as you learn from your mistakes, everything

1198
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 3: is okay.

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01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 5: I learned and now I'm hot and I'm sweaty and

1200
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 5: I'm scared. But yes, please be transparent with this perse

1201
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 5: your boyfriend, and I do wish you the best. You know,

1202
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 5: the things you know. If it really didn't you didn't

1203
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 5: mean it maliciously, then you really should uh communicate it.

1204
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 5: But I'm not. I'm not putting aside that it's icky

1205
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 5: what he did. Oh, someone sent a picture of what

1206
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 5: they're sending to Uh Hello Hams and marn is not advice.

1207
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 5: But I sent a package of your PIO box. I

1208
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 5: was hoping you guys wuld unbox it on video. Unfortunately,

1209
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 5: I'm not sure if it will arrive on time for

1210
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 5: when you because planning it probably won't. If it will,

1211
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 5: we will. If it won't, we will try to film

1212
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 5: it and post it somewhere. But we don't know or

1213
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 5: would you guys like to see it? If we you know,

1214
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 5: will we post it? I don't TikTok.

1215
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 3: Maybe we do like a Part two Summer Patreon. Oh yes,

1216
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 3: that's a good that's a fun little thing. We'll see.

1217
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:00,760
Speaker 5: We'll keep you in the know.

1218
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 3: We're dark right now, guys, can you see us?

1219
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 5: Yes, we're dark right now. This is your time to

1220
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:14,440
Speaker 5: reflect on what you look like in the camera. But yes, sorry,

1221
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 5: we can't get to all the advice. And I'm looking

1222
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 5: at what you guys are saying. Next next week we'll

1223
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 5: hit We'll hit you guys back and thank you for

1224
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 5: listening again.

1225
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 3: Solos on Patreon.

1226
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 5: Every week, we gotta get We got a flight to

1227
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 5: the north right now. We gotta catch private jet.

1228
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we gotta go crazy. We gotta we

1229
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 3: gotta deliver some presents. I'm coming with you, right.

1230
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 5: You'll come, You'll come. You know you've convinced me of

1231
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 5: your worth this you know this episode.

1232
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,240
Speaker 3: Well, the only thing I want for Christmas is for

1233
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 3: people to rate the podcast five stars. That's really the

1234
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 3: only thing. Well, I love that. That's why you're number one.

1235
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:50,439
Speaker 3: You're my number one guy.

1236
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 5: You're you're there for me all the time. Guys, fulfill

1237
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 5: this little guy's dream. Will you just do it? Please

1238
01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 5: like and subscribe. Come on,