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Speaker 2: Please tell me the neighbor's still above ground after Jeffrey's.

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Speaker 1: Intro there, let's find out. Maybe she needs to text

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Speaker 3: Oh do I need you guys help?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we're not that close of friends.

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Speaker 1: Is there any way that you could get rid of

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Speaker 3: Well, see, now you guys would act like a normal neighbor. Okay,

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Speaker 3: So they said, all right, we're gonna do something about it,

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Speaker 1: All right, bro knock knock as it's still barking.

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Speaker 2: If you add a laughing crying emoji and a cute

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Speaker 1: I will take full response.

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Speaker 2: Take it out, don't put it as a paragraph.

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Speaker 1: That's a good call. Good call. So knock knock, period

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Speaker 1: Well, that was one of the two goals that we sent,

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Speaker 1: She's stressed out because she has an issue with her

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Speaker 1: She's messaged several times before pleading that they get their

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Speaker 1: A whole stick acupucture. Yeah, how do you feel about that? Alison?

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Speaker 2: Well, okaylistical, I mean you should try barking express yourself.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's let's use I mean that they clearly trust

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Speaker 1: Or some sort of like dog art class that lets

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why not? I mean maybe I should take a

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Speaker 1: All Right, it sounds like you like it, Allison. Let's

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Speaker 2: itself in different ways good. Perhaps perhaps fetch or one

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Speaker 1: Okay, good, good thing. This is a Twitter and you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, do you remember I write it down?

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Speaker 1: I think that's good because at that point you're not

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Speaker 3: Okay, Brook took the words out of my mouth before

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Speaker 2: It was like telepathectly Brook, like a deer in the

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Speaker 1: Yeah thought, Allison, go ahead send that if you haven't already.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I just sent it. I send it already.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you sound like that sounded like a

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Speaker 3: You should stand in the backyard and bark. Right.

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Speaker 2: Do you work from home? Is that why this is

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you read my mind. Yes, I do.

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Speaker 3: I work from home the.

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Speaker 2: Mind reader as well. Jeffer.

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Speaker 1: Just to me, can you guess what they're going to

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Speaker 2: Well, they're probably going to shoot down both their ideas.

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Speaker 3: They just they just responded. They said that I have

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I mean the only answer is you then have

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Speaker 1: In retribution, Well, that's getting ugly.

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Speaker 3: You know what maybe I should take You know, my

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Speaker 2: These people aren't even on the road.

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Speaker 1: Look, maybe because maybe we just lean into this even more.

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Speaker 1: That's what alexis in her all her wisdom would tell

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Speaker 1: are we to say when and where your dog can bark?

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Speaker 1: I want to get to know your dog better. Please

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Speaker 3: Ohareod excuse me?

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Speaker 2: What do you? I don't trust did you hear Alison?

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Speaker 1: I don't trust her being alone when he disappears under

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Speaker 2: To the genie? This is not my idea. That is

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Speaker 1: So seriously, though, are you open to like dog sitting

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing. I love animals, I just don't want

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Speaker 3: But you know what, maybe if I got to know him,

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Speaker 1: The high road? Be nice to the doggie, but leave

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Speaker 2: Just game. I mean that is free will, because they're

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Speaker 3: Don't tell, don't tell them, you know what, you're right though,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what. You make me laugh. You did

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Speaker 1: That's our mission, guys, that's what we always wanted.

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Speaker 2: Don't actually like lose the dog on purpose? Right, we

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Speaker 2: understand that was a joke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just kidding.

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Speaker 3: No, there's so many coyotes and stuff, right, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: But I like your loose interpretation of success.

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Speaker 1: Alexis calls it success and that's all that, that's all

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: If I feel good about this.

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