1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. Hate to do 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,039 Speaker 1: this to you on a Monday, but it's almost time 4 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: for the Willows Fortune. So Alex, hey you, Alex, it's loudest. 5 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: Spend that wheel to get progressively louder every day of it. 6 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 1: Haven't hurt myself doing that? All right? Alex, spun the wheel? 7 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,759 Speaker 1: And what if the misfortune did it? Land on? Fill 8 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: your up with mints and sing Silent Night. Fill your 9 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,479 Speaker 1: mouth with mints and sings Silent Night. So we have 10 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,320 Speaker 1: a thing of breath mints, and Silent Night has a 11 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 1: lot of esses in it. So I'm assuming it's probably 12 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,279 Speaker 1: gonna be very spitty. I hope Jewel gets this one. 13 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: Why is that bad breath? Yeah? My breath has been 14 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 1: bad lately? Is that why you guys put it on? 15 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 1: All right? Well, you're gonna be chosen. Yeah, it's all rigged. 16 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: You guys got together and I was in, You're like, hey, 17 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 1: before we do the thing, let's just make it the 18 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: breath mint thing, because guy's breast things. All right, somebody 19 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 1: is gonna have to fill their face up with breath 20 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: mints and sing silent night if they get the Wheel 21 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,319 Speaker 1: Misfortune trivia question wrong, It's time to play the game. 22 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: Before that, let's meet the players and now the starting 23 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:10,480 Speaker 1: lineup for Gord Jubole show at executive producer. He hates 24 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 1: hiking because it's two main streets, just bars. Hey, do 25 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 1: you guys remember that movie Wild Hogs? I don't seems 26 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 1: to be confused with how football is played English, Evan. 27 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 1: The coat to my phone is one one one one 28 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 1: stop it. Wow, she's got a foul mouth with us, 29 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: sweet two Pert, you want to know what today is? 30 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:47,039 Speaker 1: It will be nice day, Evan. Why you know what 31 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 1: you did? Got your book by its cover, but it 32 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: probably sucks, Jubo forsh Well, let's just get to the 33 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: Wheel in misfortune because I know it was all designed 34 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 1: for me to get it today with my bad breath. 35 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:13,399 Speaker 1: Apparently I do. Yes, that's right. It's the Wheel of Misfortune, 36 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: our cornucopia of an executive producer justin Barnes and Studio 37 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 1: with a bagful of names. He's gonna reason to a 38 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: sack and pull out a name to see who will 39 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,840 Speaker 1: face the gravy boat of punishment. The wheel is dousing 40 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,359 Speaker 1: you with today they'll be asked a trivia question will 41 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: determine their fate or the fate of someone else on 42 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:32,080 Speaker 1: the show. If they get it wrong, they'll have to 43 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 1: sop up misfortune like a biscuit. If they get it right, 44 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: then they'll choose someone else in the studio take that 45 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: misfortune for them, all right, Justin. We spun the wheel earlier, 46 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 1: and the misfortune that somebody is facing is to put 47 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: an entire thing of breathmans in their mouth and sing 48 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: silent night. So pull a name from your sack and 49 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: tell us who's eating misfortune today. All you got a name? 50 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,919 Speaker 1: All right? Well, all the names are in the sack. 51 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 1: That's why I got Jebel, all right. So if I 52 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 1: get this wrong, I will have to put a whole 53 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,359 Speaker 1: thing of breathiness in my mouth and sing silent night. 54 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: If I get it right, someone else will have to 55 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: do that for me, and I'll get to choose. Here 56 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 1: we go, justin, please read me the Wheel of misfortune 57 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:20,959 Speaker 1: trivia question. Ah fall, pumpkin pies, cornfields and puking and 58 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: parking lots. Because it's football season and I don't have 59 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: any self control. Baby fall is also a harvest season, 60 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 1: and since we just had the first harvest moon a 61 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: few days ago. Let's talk about something we all know 62 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: and love. Oh no, a symbol of America apple pie. Okay, 63 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: it takes about two pounds of apples to make one 64 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: nine inch pie, and the average American eats about seventeen 65 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: pounds of them a year. Whoa. The state of Washington 66 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: tops the list as the number one for apple production, 67 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 1: and Michigan falls in at number three. But what East 68 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: coast state barely edges them out to make it to 69 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 1: number two on the list. Oh man, that's tough. It 70 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 1: is tough. It doesn't seem like it should be that 71 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 1: heart of a question. But I'm always surprised at things 72 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 1: that are grown where. You know, like corn, you know 73 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: where corn is because people talk about it all the time. 74 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: But like avocados, or oranges, or strawberries or avocados California, 75 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: oranges Florida. I think, yeah, I guess you're okay, never mind, 76 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: But I feel like there is there's something like that 77 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: though that you're You're like, are always surprised. You're like, 78 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 1: wait a minute, they grow the most beats here. I 79 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:33,600 Speaker 1: had no idea. Yeah, I want to say New York 80 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,160 Speaker 1: and I think the only reason I want to say 81 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,720 Speaker 1: New York is because New York City is known as 82 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 1: a big apple. Oh yeah, can you read the question 83 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:44,479 Speaker 1: more time? Washington tops the lists of states, is number 84 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,479 Speaker 1: one for apple production, and Michigan is number three. But 85 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 1: what East coast state barely edges them out to make 86 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,599 Speaker 1: it to number two on the list. See, I wouldn't 87 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,640 Speaker 1: have thought Michigan and apples. Yeah, I wouldn't either. No, 88 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: I'm going to go with Maine. Maine and it's one 89 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: of those states you see pictures of it. He gets 90 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: the orange and yellow treese. That's like the holiest coast 91 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 1: in the fall time. I feel like, yeah, I guess 92 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 1: you're right. But whenever I think of Maine, I just 93 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,279 Speaker 1: think of trees and leaves fallen off them. Washington top 94 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: Solica States is the number one producer of apples in 95 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 1: the nation at one hundred and seventy one million bushels 96 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 1: in twenty and eighteen. Michigan number three with twenty eight 97 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:27,159 Speaker 1: million bushels and number two with thirty one million bushels. 98 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:33,560 Speaker 1: Home of the Big Apple, New York Serious? What? Oh 99 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 1: my god? I just thought it was called the big 100 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 1: Apple because back in the day, somebody would say things 101 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 1: like everybody wants to go into the big city and 102 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,960 Speaker 1: get a bite of the Big Apple. You know that 103 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 1: kind of thing, didn't The big Apple actually is a 104 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 1: term that was used for horse racing. Huh. It was 105 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: like the Big Prize was the Big Apple and Belmont 106 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 1: Stakes was in New York state. Yeah, so it was 107 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 1: go to New York and win the Big Apple. The 108 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: Big Apple became New York. Wow, I am so wrong 109 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 1: about so many things. You know, the universe just knows 110 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,279 Speaker 1: you need these breaths. Yeah, Alex just tossed me the 111 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,479 Speaker 1: whole thing of mint and breakers ice mints. I have 112 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 1: to put all these breath ins in my mouth. Breath 113 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,839 Speaker 1: men's in my mouth and singing Silent Night. That was 114 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 1: the Misfortunes. Who oh, that's a lot of no, No, 115 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: it's just a mouthful of marbles. He's singing, m okay, 116 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 1: oh oh, back in the case. Really spicy when you 117 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 1: have a lot of okay. I hope you all enjoyed 118 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:44,679 Speaker 1: my singing The Jewels show on demand only on iHeart 119 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,600 Speaker 1: Radio and the New Hits one oh six point one 120 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one oh, 121 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,640 Speaker 1: six point one. I think, by far, this show has 122 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:59,159 Speaker 1: the most celebrities of any show on the planet. Yeah, 123 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,240 Speaker 1: we do. I say that because it's time for dirty 124 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 1: little secret text in four one or six one. If 125 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,280 Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret that you want to 126 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 1: share on the show. And remember, everybody remains anonymous, So 127 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 1: I give everybody an anonymous nickname, and it's usually a 128 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: celebrity or a superhero or a cartoon character. Yeah, nobody 129 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 1: has more celebrities than us. A cool and on the 130 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:22,800 Speaker 1: phone right now, Deadpool? Oh cool, Yeah, very cool. I 131 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 1: love the movies Deadpool. I'm big fanniars. Thank you. Well, 132 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: you sound weird, sounds like Ryan Reynolds. I get that 133 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, all right, well, Deadpool, what's your dirty 134 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 1: little secret? My dirty little secret is, um, it's something 135 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:44,160 Speaker 1: that I have been behind told my family yet um yet? Okay, 136 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: So is it something that you're going to have to 137 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:49,160 Speaker 1: tell your family at some point? Potentially? It feels weird 138 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 1: that I sounded so excited about that. I was just curious, 139 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,600 Speaker 1: that's okay. Um, yeah, I'm really nervous how they're going 140 00:07:55,680 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 1: to take it. Um. So, basically, when I moved to college, 141 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:06,200 Speaker 1: I'm from like a really small conservative religious town. Um. 142 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,960 Speaker 1: And my family is really religious and I grew up 143 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 1: that way Mormon. Um. And when I moved away to college, 144 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,800 Speaker 1: I I just I just felt really you know, bogged 145 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,320 Speaker 1: down by all of that, and I really just want, 146 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,680 Speaker 1: oh my gosh, my life. You went to college to 147 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,000 Speaker 1: be an english major and you got an art degree. 148 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:32,679 Speaker 1: Is No, that's that's all right. It's not as bad 149 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:36,200 Speaker 1: as that. Yeah, nothing, nothing can be worse than that. 150 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:41,680 Speaker 1: We'll see. Um. Yeah, but I mean, I I guess 151 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:45,400 Speaker 1: I just really wanted to try, you know, drinking and partying. 152 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,080 Speaker 1: And it's oh yeah, because if you're Mormon, if you're Mormon, 153 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:51,440 Speaker 1: you're not really doing a lot. Yeah yeah, no, no, 154 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:56,480 Speaker 1: very strictly prohibited. Um and like even drugs, if I 155 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:00,560 Speaker 1: can say that. Um. And yeah, and I kind of 156 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:05,760 Speaker 1: like left basically left religion. Um. I haven't told my family, 157 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,240 Speaker 1: and I just I don't think it's going to go 158 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 1: over well oh wow, yeah that's a big deal. So 159 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 1: they don't know at all that you're not religious anymore. Um. Nope. 160 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,280 Speaker 1: I like i I've hid in my Facebook and stuff 161 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,839 Speaker 1: and like any pictures I post are private only to 162 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 1: like friends and that's kind of like, wow, yeah, so 163 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,800 Speaker 1: are you keeping up appearances? Like still doing I don't 164 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,720 Speaker 1: know what Mormons do, but there's a lot of people 165 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 1: that aren't. But when they go home to visit their families, 166 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,760 Speaker 1: they go to church, they do all the stuff because 167 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,200 Speaker 1: they don't want their family to know. Are you doing 168 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: that right now? Yeah? Yes, that sounds terrible. Yeah it is. 169 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 1: It's pretty terrible. Well, and it must be hard too, 170 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,360 Speaker 1: because you, like, are doing something now that you don't 171 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:52,600 Speaker 1: really believe in. I'm assuming if you're not a woman anymore, 172 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:56,120 Speaker 1: you don't kind of believe in it. No, not at all, 173 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 1: So going to the services and doing all that stuff 174 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:05,320 Speaker 1: must feel pretty weird. Yeah, it's definitely weird. I feel 175 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:08,120 Speaker 1: really guilty that that might just be a byproduct of 176 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:12,760 Speaker 1: being rape and raised religis. So I'm trying to drown 177 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,319 Speaker 1: that out. Isn't there only like three hundred thousand Mormons 178 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:19,040 Speaker 1: in the world, I don't know in the US. Oh wow, 179 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:23,680 Speaker 1: that's no idea. Well, now there's two. Do you know 180 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,480 Speaker 1: the stats on that since you used to be more No, 181 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,960 Speaker 1: I don't actually know the stats. Okay, yeah, well looking 182 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:33,120 Speaker 1: at let me just tell you it's sixteen million. Oh, 183 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:37,679 Speaker 1: your number was off just a little bit, all right, 184 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:42,120 Speaker 1: So the United States has six point five million. Alight, 185 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:46,760 Speaker 1: so thinking some Oh's fitness. Oh, okay, I'll google that number. 186 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,960 Speaker 1: I'm going to all Right, Well, I guess there's a 187 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,520 Speaker 1: lot more Mormons, so don't feel too bad about dropping 188 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 1: out of the church. Good luck telling your family though, Okay, 189 00:10:55,520 --> 00:11:01,000 Speaker 1: thank you, all right, thank you for doing a little secret. Thanks. Okay, 190 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,680 Speaker 1: so you just Clenn know you guys are wondering there's 191 00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:08,600 Speaker 1: eight million Jehovah's witnesses in the world. I don't even 192 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 1: know what I'm thinking at this point. What's your dirty 193 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 1: little secret? The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeart 194 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,720 Speaker 1: Radio and the new Hits one oh six point one 195 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 1: And Welcome to the I n N for Monday, October fifth, 196 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,679 Speaker 1: twenty twenty. It's the I n N, The Idiot News 197 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news, report the news. 198 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,439 Speaker 1: And for your first story, let's send it on over 199 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,080 Speaker 1: to Alex Fresh, who was in Los Angeles, California. Wow, 200 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,800 Speaker 1: that's right, I didn't even tell you, Jewil, you knew 201 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,920 Speaker 1: I was in sunny La. Well, reporting life here outside 202 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,120 Speaker 1: of corny Kardashian's home where. I don't know where she lives, 203 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,520 Speaker 1: but I know everyone is wondering, even though you probably 204 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,880 Speaker 1: didn't hear that, Corny Kardashian is not pregnant with her 205 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,760 Speaker 1: fourth child. Yes, Oh wondering? Who are all wondering? Yes, 206 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,920 Speaker 1: Despite strong speculation, Corny Kardashian is not having her four 207 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,360 Speaker 1: child with Scott Disick. Those who are still together, No, 208 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:01,440 Speaker 1: they broke up years ago, but then he's dating Sophia Ritchie. 209 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,240 Speaker 1: They were together for a while. They broke up recently, 210 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,480 Speaker 1: and then he started hanging out with Corney again a lot, 211 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,480 Speaker 1: and they're really good co parents. But the teaser for 212 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:12,240 Speaker 1: the season nineteen drop last month speculating that Corney and 213 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,960 Speaker 1: scut her back together and that she's having another baby. Um. 214 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,400 Speaker 1: And then she had a recent Instagram post last week 215 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,520 Speaker 1: that she posted like a picture of her nails. Right, 216 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,920 Speaker 1: we're in the background. There was a shadow from the 217 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,400 Speaker 1: sun and it looked like she had a bump. So 218 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,840 Speaker 1: everybody's like a legit bump. It looked like she had 219 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,240 Speaker 1: a legit baby bump. Wow. And then come to find 220 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,200 Speaker 1: out she's not pregnant and that it was just for 221 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:35,240 Speaker 1: a tease. Oh. Thanks. So she was doing it on purpose, Yeah, 222 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:38,079 Speaker 1: to try to get attention, promote something, to try and 223 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,600 Speaker 1: get more viewers. You know she's actually pregnant, right, Well, 224 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,640 Speaker 1: you're saying she was trying to get more attention. I 225 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 1: find that very hard to believe that she was in 226 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:49,320 Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California reporting other Kardashians. They did something to 227 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,960 Speaker 1: get attention anything, that's all that Corney Kardashian is not 228 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,080 Speaker 1: pregnant with her four child and still starve for attention. 229 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,520 Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Alex. This is the I the 230 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:02,560 Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where just in the news and now 231 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,679 Speaker 1: let's send it on over to English seven. Who was 232 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,720 Speaker 1: on the set of Terminator eighteen in the future, new 233 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,760 Speaker 1: movie being made somewhere in the future, I mean, not 234 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,960 Speaker 1: that far off. I'm in the Internet, you are, whoa Yeah, 235 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,320 Speaker 1: how'd you get in there? I don't know. Actually it's 236 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,040 Speaker 1: a nice web, yes, the World Wide Web. And if 237 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,000 Speaker 1: there's one company in the world that screams community, who 238 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:25,640 Speaker 1: is it Google? No? Well kind of close. Apple. Oh yeah. 239 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,400 Speaker 1: If the world was run by Apple and we all 240 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,600 Speaker 1: just followed them when it comes to products and lifestyle, 241 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,520 Speaker 1: everything would just be much better. All jokes aside, though, 242 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:35,440 Speaker 1: Apple might have just found the cure for the pandemic blues. 243 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 1: So we all wear face masks. And have you guys 244 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:41,480 Speaker 1: like seen the emoji that has the face mask on it? Yes? Okay, 245 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 1: So they were getting a lot of complaints that it's 246 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:48,439 Speaker 1: too negative. Oh my god, you're sick. They've had that 247 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 1: for a long time. So guess how they fixed it. 248 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:56,680 Speaker 1: What they do They added eyebrows. That makes anything better, 249 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 1: That's how they fixed They are complaining that the face 250 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 1: mask emoji is too offensive because it's it's sad basically, 251 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,720 Speaker 1: and so they're like, all right, fine, we'll make it happy. 252 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,240 Speaker 1: We'll throw some eyebrows on it. Exactly what a society 253 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 1: we live in. That's how you fix problems. Like, hey, 254 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,400 Speaker 1: people are upset. What are we gonna do? Guys in 255 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,080 Speaker 1: the back of the room. I got an idea, boss, 256 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,840 Speaker 1: throw some eyebrows on it. You're a genius. Yeah, you're 257 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,320 Speaker 1: promoting you getting array. I feel like they should put 258 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,480 Speaker 1: something like on the mask, you know, like a or something. Yeah, 259 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,600 Speaker 1: like anything other than just eyebrows would have probably been better. 260 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,360 Speaker 1: All right, very strange. Well, and that's my story to 261 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,880 Speaker 1: you very much. English Evan very interesting stuff on the 262 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,200 Speaker 1: i n N today, the idiot news network where idiots 263 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:41,560 Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. And now let's send it 264 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:47,000 Speaker 1: on over to me and Cam, you pass the COVID nineteen, please, Cam, 265 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,560 Speaker 1: you pass it? Cam like Cam Newton? Yes, like the 266 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,480 Speaker 1: New England Patriots quarterback Cam Newton tested positive for COVID 267 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:58,160 Speaker 1: nineteen early this weekend, and the Patriots game against the 268 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,040 Speaker 1: Chiefs today has been postpone owned because it's supposed to 269 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 1: be Monday Night football tonight, right Yeah, So after they 270 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,840 Speaker 1: tested him again on Saturday, they say they'll make a 271 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,320 Speaker 1: decision as of right now two hours before the start 272 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,840 Speaker 1: of Monday Night football. So you might not even if 273 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,520 Speaker 1: you are somebody who watches Monday Night football every single week, 274 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,440 Speaker 1: you're not going to know if there's a game wow, 275 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,760 Speaker 1: until two hours before right now. That's incredibly in our 276 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,520 Speaker 1: world right now, so weird. I know they're still doing 277 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: all this testing because you know, the virus has an 278 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:28,280 Speaker 1: incubation period, right Well, Cam was in the huddle all 279 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:31,400 Speaker 1: week at practice, so he's practicing with his teammates. Definitely 280 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,920 Speaker 1: not social distancing, right in football, they don't do that. 281 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,160 Speaker 1: They try to They try to really not distance at all. 282 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,600 Speaker 1: You know, they made a mistake by not doing the 283 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,480 Speaker 1: bubble thing like the NBA did. Why did they not 284 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,480 Speaker 1: do that? I'm so confused they do that. That's why 285 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,280 Speaker 1: the NBA right now is a better sport because of 286 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,080 Speaker 1: the way that it's run. Honestly, I know this is 287 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,880 Speaker 1: not a sports program, but we're about to get into it. 288 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,760 Speaker 1: But that's why the NBA is a better sport the 289 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,280 Speaker 1: way it's run, like they think about things like that. 290 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,880 Speaker 1: The NFL didn't think about it. They just had to 291 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,640 Speaker 1: have their games and now they're going to be shut 292 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,400 Speaker 1: down because everybody's gonna get sick. Well, they they knew 293 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 1: they could do that though they saw the NBA how 294 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,720 Speaker 1: they did it. Why can't they do it? Why didn't 295 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,800 Speaker 1: they do it? So confusing, I imagine it has to 296 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,120 Speaker 1: be some like old white guy that just like owns 297 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:14,040 Speaker 1: the NFL and was just like no, no, no, yeah, 298 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 1: Joe joh okay okay, and that that the idiot news 299 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:26,520 Speaker 1: network just done for the day. Lose yo job? You 300 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,240 Speaker 1: about to lose yo job? Are you about to lose 301 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,240 Speaker 1: yo job? Because the NFL went back to work too 302 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,520 Speaker 1: quick and now they're all gonna be sick. That was 303 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,800 Speaker 1: the I n N The Idiot News Network for idiot SARNT. 304 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,120 Speaker 1: Just In the News is tune in tomorrow the same 305 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,800 Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting report. This is I n 306 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:52,200 Speaker 1: N News, The Jubil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio 307 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,520 Speaker 1: and the New Hits one oh six point one. It's 308 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:58,480 Speaker 1: another Jubil phone frame mornings on. That's one ees only 309 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:04,600 Speaker 1: on the New Hits one oh six. Hello. Hey, this 310 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:08,320 Speaker 1: is Pedro calling from dry cleaning. I was looking for Jeff. 311 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is yeah. Hey Jeff, it's a great day. 312 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:16,280 Speaker 1: Huh No, not really, I've been waiting on my suit. 313 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,360 Speaker 1: Well yeah, I know, I know you've we've had your 314 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:21,560 Speaker 1: suit in here and that's why I'm calling. But really, Jeff, 315 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,840 Speaker 1: I mean every day there's a little bit of sunshine somewhere. 316 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,000 Speaker 1: I have to disagree with you because it's been it 317 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:30,240 Speaker 1: has been like a few months here. All right, Well, Jeff, 318 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,639 Speaker 1: you'll learn this about me. All right. My name is Pedro, 319 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,360 Speaker 1: but around here people call me positive Pedro. No bad 320 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,960 Speaker 1: days here. Hey, that's that's really good. Good for you, 321 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 1: But I need to get the suit as soon as 322 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:47,600 Speaker 1: I can. Well, you sound like you're a little upset. Well, 323 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,120 Speaker 1: all I want from you is the suit. I don't 324 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:52,480 Speaker 1: want you to sit here and judge me and tell 325 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,320 Speaker 1: me what I sound like when I'm happy. This is 326 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:57,680 Speaker 1: my upset voice, okay, And you don't want me to 327 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,720 Speaker 1: get more upset? Yeah, fighting, No, I had my work 328 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,080 Speaker 1: cut out for me today giving you a call. It 329 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:06,680 Speaker 1: looks like, you know what, this is sort of divine intervention, dude. 330 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 1: There is nothing divine about you up my suit order. 331 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,000 Speaker 1: It is something that I had a postpone my wedding 332 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,960 Speaker 1: because of COVID. Is my wedding suit. I need to 333 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,560 Speaker 1: come pick it up. Now, do you understand me? I 334 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,720 Speaker 1: do understand you. I don't think you do understand me 335 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,760 Speaker 1: because you're not doing You're not doing me any customer service. 336 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,439 Speaker 1: What I need is for you to tell me when 337 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,399 Speaker 1: I can come pick up the suit. Yes, and I 338 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,280 Speaker 1: can do that because we have a ton of options, 339 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,800 Speaker 1: because there's always options here with positive pedro. So do 340 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:36,159 Speaker 1: you want the good news or the great news? First? 341 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,040 Speaker 1: I want the great news, which is when you're telling 342 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,679 Speaker 1: me to come pick this thing up. Well, I'll just 343 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,360 Speaker 1: give you the good news instead of the great news 344 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,040 Speaker 1: right away because we'll get to the great news next. 345 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,480 Speaker 1: But the good news is that we did slightly damage 346 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,399 Speaker 1: your suit while we were dry cleaning it, a little 347 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,640 Speaker 1: bit of a tear on the pocket. How the hell 348 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,359 Speaker 1: is that good news? What would be good news is 349 00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:58,880 Speaker 1: when you tell me pick up all right? Okay, Jeff, 350 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,520 Speaker 1: let me just stop you right there? All right? For 351 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 1: positive Pedro, there's never any bad news on the good 352 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,280 Speaker 1: news and great news or you know, if you don't 353 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,480 Speaker 1: like something, well, I don't even want to say it, 354 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,800 Speaker 1: like right now, but if you don't like someone's like, 355 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,119 Speaker 1: do you like it or do you love it? Like? 356 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,840 Speaker 1: Would be the less positive of that, you know, So 357 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:17,200 Speaker 1: the good news is the less positive part of the 358 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:20,320 Speaker 1: the news that I almost said the B word? Do 359 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,760 Speaker 1: you mean bad news? Is that where you're trying? No, 360 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,879 Speaker 1: well no, because that word, the B word, is not 361 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,439 Speaker 1: in my vocabulary. Good news and great news that's all 362 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,480 Speaker 1: we got for you today. So so give me the 363 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,240 Speaker 1: great news. The great news is that what we're trying 364 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,960 Speaker 1: to repair it it started a fire in the laundry facility, 365 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,520 Speaker 1: and um, we are going to have to ask you 366 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,879 Speaker 1: to pick up some of that. Bill. I don't believe this. 367 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,560 Speaker 1: So you're blaming my fute. I'm burning down your stupid 368 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:51,000 Speaker 1: place both I want money back. I'm going to drive 369 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,600 Speaker 1: down there right now. I think it would be great 370 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,320 Speaker 1: if you drove down here, then we could meet in person. Yeah, 371 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:58,280 Speaker 1: that sounds great. Let me know where you are, you're positive, 372 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,920 Speaker 1: and then I'm going to come down. I'm gonna give 373 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,359 Speaker 1: you some great news, which is me putting my fish 374 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,680 Speaker 1: in your Hey, that doesn't sound really great at all. 375 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,440 Speaker 1: Well that's where you're going to get you positive. Okay, Well, 376 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,240 Speaker 1: then I'll tell you that this is a prank phone call. 377 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:15,000 Speaker 1: I'll just do that. What's a prank phone call? This 378 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,360 Speaker 1: is actually Jewil from The Jewil Show doing a phone 379 00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:22,159 Speaker 1: prank on you. Oh yes, your fiance set you up. 380 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,960 Speaker 1: She said that you're finally able to get married and 381 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,640 Speaker 1: you've had your suit at the cleaner since COVID started. 382 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I cannot believe she did that. She 383 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,880 Speaker 1: told me to tell you to hurry up and pick 384 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,160 Speaker 1: your seat up because it's been there for months. Wake 385 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,400 Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubil phone pranks, we say mornings 386 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,840 Speaker 1: on the twenties, The Jewil Show on demand only on 387 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,720 Speaker 1: iHeartRadio and the New Hits One oh, six point one 388 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,800 Speaker 1: first eight follow up. We get a ton of emails 389 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 1: into the show to do first eight follow ups. Yeah, 390 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,960 Speaker 1: and a lot of the times the emails say things like, 391 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,679 Speaker 1: I don't know why they're not calling me back. They 392 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,520 Speaker 1: must be gay, or I don't know what's wrong with them. 393 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,879 Speaker 1: But this is a new one. Penny, who's on the 394 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,359 Speaker 1: phone for a first day fall today, thinks that she's 395 00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:05,719 Speaker 1: not getting a call back. Because I'm quoting from her 396 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,480 Speaker 1: email here, he must have thrown his phone in the ocean. 397 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,840 Speaker 1: Oh no, denial. Yeah, that's the first time I've heard 398 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:18,160 Speaker 1: that one, Penny. Well, why is it he calling me back? 399 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,600 Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't understand. The only thing you 400 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,760 Speaker 1: can think of is throwing his phone in the ocean. Hey, 401 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,120 Speaker 1: you know that it had to be something so extreme 402 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,679 Speaker 1: because he seems so interested in me. Right, Yeah, it 403 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:36,439 Speaker 1: couldn't be you, could it, Penny? I'm perfect? All right, Penny, 404 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,920 Speaker 1: tell us about the guy you want to call today. 405 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,240 Speaker 1: What's his name? His name's Marcus. Okay, and how did 406 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 1: you guys meet? We met at a bar actually watching sports. 407 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:55,600 Speaker 1: That's cool, the all exciting sports, no audience. But anyway, Um, 408 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,440 Speaker 1: you know, I think he's really cute, and all the 409 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 1: things are starting to kind of open back up. People 410 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:05,040 Speaker 1: are actually meeting in person. Yeah, it's weird, you know, yeah, 411 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,840 Speaker 1: you know it was. For most of this weird time, 412 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:11,240 Speaker 1: I had literally like not left my room, you know, 413 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,880 Speaker 1: And so it was, it was. It was pretty exciting. 414 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,560 Speaker 1: I mean it was a little like at first, I 415 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,480 Speaker 1: was a little nervous kind of being around people. But 416 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,199 Speaker 1: you know what it's like riding a bike, you know 417 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,119 Speaker 1: what I mean, Like I would be I'd be nervous 418 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,400 Speaker 1: to walk up to a stranger in a public place 419 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,800 Speaker 1: and talk to them right now, I'd say. We were 420 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,639 Speaker 1: actually sitting next to each other, so it was much easier, 421 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,080 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He didn't have to come 422 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:38,600 Speaker 1: up to me. Yeah. So you guys vibe well, and 423 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:44,960 Speaker 1: you know, we had good conversation. He was very um complimentary, 424 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,920 Speaker 1: which made me feel really good. That's always nice when 425 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,040 Speaker 1: you are talking to someone in a bar that you're 426 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:54,000 Speaker 1: kind of hitting on, they'd be complimentary, except some dudes 427 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,359 Speaker 1: will try to play with the jerk role because they 428 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,639 Speaker 1: think that actually gets women. Like dude, I used to 429 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 1: have this friend. I was like, if you insult one's 430 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,600 Speaker 1: hair in a ball dude, like trust me, Like you 431 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,400 Speaker 1: get into this like thirty exchange, so you like walk 432 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,680 Speaker 1: up and give them an insult and then I'm like that, yeah, 433 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,000 Speaker 1: that was some guy in Hollywood that made that up here. 434 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,959 Speaker 1: Oh wow. Yeah. Girls don't think that you guys are 435 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,640 Speaker 1: flirting or like it's some sweet blirting exchange. We think 436 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:16,720 Speaker 1: that you're yeah I know and yeah, and I feel like, dude, 437 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,879 Speaker 1: that are I don't you know? We all have that 438 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,840 Speaker 1: voice in our head when we look in the mirror 439 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:25,120 Speaker 1: anyway that kind of gives the insult. So it's nice 440 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 1: to hear nice things from a guy that you think 441 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,280 Speaker 1: it's cute. You always want somebody to be complimentary to 442 00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:31,879 Speaker 1: you if you're wondering if you can date them or not. Yeah, 443 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,200 Speaker 1: that's nice. So if you guys like hit it, also, 444 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,840 Speaker 1: well what did you do next? Did you go out 445 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,000 Speaker 1: on a date? Well, that's what I wanted to do. 446 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,480 Speaker 1: He asked me if I wanted to go to dinner sometime, 447 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,760 Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, okay, okay, so he asked, 448 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,480 Speaker 1: so he asked you if you wanted to go to dinner, 449 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,000 Speaker 1: and did you guys go to dinner? No, that's when 450 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,679 Speaker 1: he threw his phone in the ocean. I walked right 451 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,159 Speaker 1: out of the bar where you guys met and just 452 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,639 Speaker 1: checked his phone in the ocean. Well, I just I 453 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,680 Speaker 1: thought I was going to hear from him the next 454 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,320 Speaker 1: day at least, you know, and I have not heard 455 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,200 Speaker 1: from him at all. And how long has it been. 456 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,840 Speaker 1: It's been like a week and a half. Okay, so 457 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,119 Speaker 1: yeah that's a long time. Yeah. You know, some some 458 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,400 Speaker 1: guys will also wait, you know, you got you can't 459 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,440 Speaker 1: call chick back right away. Yeah, we got to wait 460 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,560 Speaker 1: a couple of days, which is strange too. Yeah, but 461 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,119 Speaker 1: but a week and a half definitely would seem like 462 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:24,000 Speaker 1: he is not going to call you exactly. Do you 463 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,840 Speaker 1: know there's any reason why he wouldn't be texting you 464 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:29,240 Speaker 1: or calling you. No, I'm trying to think about that. 465 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:33,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I so we're watching sports, and I was, 466 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:38,200 Speaker 1: you know, kind of ripping on his team pretty bad. Okay, 467 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,840 Speaker 1: it's a big no no in the man world. Yes 468 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,000 Speaker 1: it is. It was all fun, you know, like a 469 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,560 Speaker 1: pretty kind of thing. You know, well, it can you know, 470 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,479 Speaker 1: it depends like you rip on something once, but if 471 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,120 Speaker 1: you keep going back to and do it too much, 472 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,760 Speaker 1: especially with some guys in sports, they get so annoyed 473 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,120 Speaker 1: by that are angry, and then it's weird. They're super 474 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,240 Speaker 1: into sports. They're not gonna want to be with somebody 475 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:01,119 Speaker 1: who is that against their team. Probably, Yeah, so I 476 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,280 Speaker 1: kind of, I mean I kind of was doing it 477 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:07,760 Speaker 1: a lot, and okay, he I mean maybe seemed a 478 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,720 Speaker 1: little irritated at one point. I don't know, all right, 479 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,119 Speaker 1: that's all. I'd be surprised if it's that. But it 480 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,439 Speaker 1: is weird that he would ask you to dinner and 481 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,320 Speaker 1: then not call you at all, not even text you 482 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,040 Speaker 1: or anything right after you met. Yeah, okay, well we'll 483 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,159 Speaker 1: play a song, come back, and then call him and 484 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,719 Speaker 1: get your first date follow up? Okay, okay, thank you. 485 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,960 Speaker 1: That's coming up right after this. It's a Jewel show 486 00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:34,879 Speaker 1: on Hits one six one. First. Hey, Penny, Yeah, I 487 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,280 Speaker 1: think I know what happened to Marcus, the guy who's 488 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,800 Speaker 1: not calling you back? What? Okay, so you met in 489 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,679 Speaker 1: a sports bar. Conversation was great, he asked you to dinner, 490 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,520 Speaker 1: and then when you emailed us, you said, do you 491 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,480 Speaker 1: think he's not calling you back? Because he threw his 492 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,040 Speaker 1: phone in the ocean. That was an obvious joke. Yeah, right, 493 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:57,240 Speaker 1: I think maybe he was kidnapped. Oh okay, I'm pirates 494 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,680 Speaker 1: by pirates, right, yeah, from space. I think he was 495 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 1: kidnapped by pirates from space. Penny. No, yeah, you don't 496 00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,399 Speaker 1: think so. No, okay, all right, well we don't know 497 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,640 Speaker 1: why he's not calling you back. Just refresh everybody's memory. 498 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,159 Speaker 1: Right in the middle of a first state follow up, 499 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,840 Speaker 1: Penny is on the phone. She meant this dude Marcus 500 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,160 Speaker 1: at a sports bar druck up a conversation. She said 501 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,840 Speaker 1: that a great time flirting a bunch. He asked her 502 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:25,280 Speaker 1: to dinner, she said yes, and after that nothing. Normally, 503 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,080 Speaker 1: if you get somebody's number in a bar or something 504 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 1: like later on that night, you'll start like a flirty 505 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,920 Speaker 1: text thing. And he didn't even text you that night, Penny. Nothing. Yeah, 506 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,080 Speaker 1: it's strange not to even say, like, oh, I had 507 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,119 Speaker 1: a good time, it was nice to meet you. Yeah. 508 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,840 Speaker 1: The only other thing I could think of was maybe 509 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,679 Speaker 1: he got cold feet as well, or did he just 510 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,720 Speaker 1: might not have liked her. If he didn't like me, 511 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,920 Speaker 1: why would he ask me to dinner? I mean, who knows? 512 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:52,720 Speaker 1: There could be like tons of reasons, but actually want 513 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,520 Speaker 1: racking on him. Ye, men, don't know what they want. 514 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,800 Speaker 1: The only thing you can think of is that you 515 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,800 Speaker 1: ripped on his sports team and he might have gotten 516 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:04,160 Speaker 1: at that, right Yeah. Okay, well I'm gonna do that's 517 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,280 Speaker 1: one him right now and see if you can figure 518 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:23,280 Speaker 1: it out. Okay, okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, might 519 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:27,200 Speaker 1: I speak to Marcus please? Uh? This is him? Who 520 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,480 Speaker 1: is this? This is Jewbil from the Jewil Show? Uh? 521 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,680 Speaker 1: What what did you say? Jebil from the Jewil Show. 522 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:40,560 Speaker 1: It's a radio program. Yeah, I've heard of a show before. 523 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,199 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure out why you're calling me. 524 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,040 Speaker 1: That's a good question. I don't know why I'm calling 525 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,879 Speaker 1: you either, right now, Marcus? Yeah, you sound like a 526 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:51,600 Speaker 1: detective Marcus. Everybody's here, Me, my Ho's wife, Alex free Ash, 527 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:58,040 Speaker 1: what's up in English? Heaven? Hello? Hey? You have any idea? 528 00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,639 Speaker 1: You know? No idea? No why we're calling? No clue. 529 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:07,520 Speaker 1: Well have you heard a first date follow up before? Oh? Yes, yeah, 530 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,840 Speaker 1: so you're familiar with that. That's where if you go out. Okay, Okay, 531 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,400 Speaker 1: what I'm a feeling who it might be? I don't 532 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,600 Speaker 1: I don't Okay, Well I don't know, Marcus. I mean, 533 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,200 Speaker 1: who knows who how many girls you got that you're 534 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:23,800 Speaker 1: not calling back right the moment, there's just one. Well, 535 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,600 Speaker 1: you tell me her name and then I'll tell you 536 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:30,840 Speaker 1: if you're right. Um, is it is it Penny? Yes? 537 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,400 Speaker 1: It is Penny. She wants to know why you ghosted 538 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:40,120 Speaker 1: her right after you guys met. Well, that's it. It's 539 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,440 Speaker 1: hard to explain. Um. She told us how you guys met, 540 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,280 Speaker 1: and it sounded like you were interested in her. I 541 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,440 Speaker 1: mean you asked her out to dinner when you met 542 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:51,520 Speaker 1: at the bar. Oh yeah, the encounter was was cool 543 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:55,200 Speaker 1: and two I asked her to dinner until you asked 544 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,400 Speaker 1: her to dinner. Yeah, so you liked her, You liked 545 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,240 Speaker 1: her up unto that point. Yeah, she was. I mean 546 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,680 Speaker 1: she's she's very very pretty. Uh, you know, good conversation 547 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,960 Speaker 1: she was. She was messing with me about my team, 548 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,920 Speaker 1: which annoyed me a little bit, but it was also 549 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,880 Speaker 1: kind of cute because she knew about sports. Okay, so 550 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,880 Speaker 1: that didn't bother you. No, No, what's your team by 551 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,720 Speaker 1: the way, I'm a Green Bay Packers fan. Oh yeah, 552 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,680 Speaker 1: they suck anyway, But she said that, she said that 553 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,400 Speaker 1: she thought that's why you didn't call her back. That's 554 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,680 Speaker 1: not the reason. No, no, not at all. Okay, do 555 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,800 Speaker 1: you mind telling us what it is? Then? Okay, I'm 556 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,640 Speaker 1: not sure what she told you exactly, but when I 557 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:39,600 Speaker 1: asked her out to dinner, she suggested a restaurant, and 558 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,760 Speaker 1: I've never heard of it, so I didn't want to 559 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,960 Speaker 1: show her I'd never heard of it. So I waited 560 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,920 Speaker 1: until I got in the car going to home, and 561 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,320 Speaker 1: I looked it up and it's the most expensive restaurant 562 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:56,200 Speaker 1: in town. Okay, right, Is there more to that story 563 00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:02,480 Speaker 1: or that's it? Uh? Nope, that's that's that's the reason. Okay, 564 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,880 Speaker 1: So you just don't want to, like have a girlfriend 565 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,040 Speaker 1: who spends a bunch of money. Maybe, I mean, it's 566 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,400 Speaker 1: just it's just there's a lot of implications about that. Um, 567 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,760 Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just it's just it's a it's 568 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,480 Speaker 1: a red flag, high maintenance red flag. And I'm what, 569 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,760 Speaker 1: what do you mean as implications about that? What does 570 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:24,000 Speaker 1: that even mean? Oh, it's just it's just the type 571 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,240 Speaker 1: of lifestyle which she may expect. I mean, it's the 572 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,160 Speaker 1: first date, Like, that's an anniversary restaurant. That's not a 573 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:34,200 Speaker 1: first date restaurant. Yes, not something I would pick, But yeah, exactly. 574 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,640 Speaker 1: Like who who picks the most expensive restaurant a first date? Like, right, 575 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,120 Speaker 1: you know, definitely like a third date kind of restaurant. 576 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:46,080 Speaker 1: I'm probably maybe a twelfth day I don't Yeah, that 577 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,880 Speaker 1: first date type of thing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I mean 578 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,800 Speaker 1: I can understand you being apprehensive about that, but to 579 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,000 Speaker 1: not even call her back, I mean, you could have 580 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,680 Speaker 1: seen engaged if she wanted to go to a different place. Nope, 581 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,480 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not gonna I'm not going to waste 582 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,080 Speaker 1: my time. She suggested the most expensive place, so obviously 583 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,840 Speaker 1: she's a gold digger or he Yeah, I don't know what, 584 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,959 Speaker 1: but I don't want to get involved in that. Wow, 585 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,920 Speaker 1: you don't even know. She might not know that it's 586 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,880 Speaker 1: like a super expensive place, and she might have heard 587 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,400 Speaker 1: the name before. Yeah, she might just expect her dates 588 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,720 Speaker 1: to take her there all the time. Uh, And that's 589 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,080 Speaker 1: exactly what I'm assuming I expect from her. Well, you 590 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,680 Speaker 1: know a good way to find out, Marcus, what's that? 591 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,160 Speaker 1: We can just ask her because she's actually on the 592 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,240 Speaker 1: other line listening and wants to talk to you. Forgot 593 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:39,160 Speaker 1: about I forgot about this part. Yeah, most people do, Penny, 594 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,360 Speaker 1: are you there? Yes, I've been wanting to talk for 595 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:47,200 Speaker 1: so long. Hi Marcus, just your friendly gold digger over here. 596 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:55,280 Speaker 1: Oh boy, Uh okay, go ahead, go ahead. First of all, 597 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,160 Speaker 1: I totally thought that we had like a joking kind 598 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,960 Speaker 1: of single in on you know, like you didn't know 599 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,120 Speaker 1: I was joking when I mentioned the most expensive restaurant 600 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:09,440 Speaker 1: in town. What are you saying? You were joking? I 601 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,640 Speaker 1: was totally joking. Oh okay, that adds up now if 602 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,280 Speaker 1: you could do it sometime, I'm like, yeah, yeah, totally, 603 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,520 Speaker 1: let's go to you know, like I'm of course, like, 604 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,360 Speaker 1: what do you I mean yeah, I mean you're you're 605 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,600 Speaker 1: you're playing it played for right now. But I don't 606 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,080 Speaker 1: believe you. I think you were serious on that part. 607 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,320 Speaker 1: There was no implications of a joke or anything. I 608 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,840 Speaker 1: thought we had like a running, jokey kind of thing 609 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,040 Speaker 1: going the whole night. Why did you think I was 610 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,280 Speaker 1: ragging on your team so much? I was just we 611 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:40,240 Speaker 1: were joking around. I could tell you were joking, uh, 612 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,960 Speaker 1: you know, just by the way you said it. Also, 613 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,560 Speaker 1: you ordered avocado toast in a sports bar. Uh, like 614 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,480 Speaker 1: everyone knows about people who eat avocado jos. I didn't 615 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:52,440 Speaker 1: even know they had avocado toast there, Marcus, did you 616 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:57,120 Speaker 1: say everybody knows about people who order avocado toes? That's true? 617 00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 1: How's the stigma? I agree, it's true. No, La, girls 618 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,200 Speaker 1: who are on a diet just got Starbucks. Yeah, or 619 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,000 Speaker 1: these same people want you to take them to the 620 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:10,480 Speaker 1: most expensive restaurant town on their first date. Yeah, I 621 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,640 Speaker 1: said it as a joke, like time, you have to 622 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:17,880 Speaker 1: repeat myself. Sorry, Marcus convinced me that is true. You 623 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,280 Speaker 1: did say you were joking about it. Well, let's just 624 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,520 Speaker 1: figure this whole thing out then, Marcus, would you like 625 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,960 Speaker 1: to go out with Penny on another date? We will 626 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,640 Speaker 1: pay for it, unless it's that restaurant that she wants 627 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:31,080 Speaker 1: to go to, but we'll pay for it. No, she 628 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,400 Speaker 1: I'm not convinced that that was a quote unquote joke. 629 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,560 Speaker 1: So no, I'm good. Penny. I guess you know you 630 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,520 Speaker 1: called up initially wanting another date. Would you like to 631 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:45,120 Speaker 1: go out with Marcus again? That's a big end. Oh 632 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:49,880 Speaker 1: was that a joke? No, that one was very serious. 633 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,800 Speaker 1: First date? Follow up The Jewels Show on demand only 634 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,320 Speaker 1: on iHeart Radio and the New Hits one h six 635 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:05,240 Speaker 1: point one Jebils Dirty Little Secret Sie It's time for 636 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,800 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. Text in four one O six one. 637 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,239 Speaker 1: If you have a secret that you want to tell us, 638 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,000 Speaker 1: get it off your chest, do it on the show. 639 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,400 Speaker 1: That way, you don't have to tell your friends, who 640 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,080 Speaker 1: will tell other people, and you remain anonymous. We promise 641 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,080 Speaker 1: you that we don't even ask your name. We just 642 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,680 Speaker 1: ask you share a secret, and then we'll give you 643 00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,000 Speaker 1: an anonymous nickname so that nobody knows who you are. 644 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,200 Speaker 1: And on the phone right now, you guys, I don't 645 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,680 Speaker 1: know if you're gonna be pumped up, but I'm super 646 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:29,600 Speaker 1: pumped up. Twilight Sparkles from my Little Pony. Oh yeah, yeah, Hello, 647 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:34,919 Speaker 1: Twilight Sparkles. What's up from Land. How's the career going? 648 00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:41,239 Speaker 1: Oh it's always sparkling. Yeah yeah, Twilight Sparkles from my 649 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,800 Speaker 1: Little Pony. You had that rough time in the eighties 650 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,520 Speaker 1: when you had that addiction thing, but I'm glad you 651 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:51,600 Speaker 1: kick that. We don't speak of that now. Okay, Twilight Sparkles, 652 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,480 Speaker 1: what is your dirty little secret? I can guarantee you 653 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,280 Speaker 1: when you hear it, there's no good way to explain 654 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,960 Speaker 1: it where it doesn't sound a little weird. Okay, right, 655 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,880 Speaker 1: So what is it? So my girlfriend and I have 656 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,560 Speaker 1: been together for two years now, okay, and I've been 657 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,840 Speaker 1: doing something that she has no idea about. Oh oh, 658 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:13,040 Speaker 1: that usually is not a good thing. Yeah, let me 659 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,120 Speaker 1: guess you're cheating on her. Oh no, no, no, nothing 660 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:20,080 Speaker 1: like that. I love her so much, it's completely out 661 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,200 Speaker 1: of the question. Okay, okay, all right, well that's good. Yeah, 662 00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:27,080 Speaker 1: what do you do then? So I have noticed that 663 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,560 Speaker 1: she looks like an angel when she's sleeping. I wake 664 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,040 Speaker 1: up earlier than she does most of the time. You 665 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,160 Speaker 1: said you noticed that when she was sleeping, So you're 666 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,160 Speaker 1: actively watching her sleeping. Is that your secret? You stay 667 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:42,359 Speaker 1: up and watch her sleep. I don't stay up and 668 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,319 Speaker 1: watch her sleep. I do, however, always have to get 669 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,840 Speaker 1: up earlier than she does. And I always just noticed 670 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:52,319 Speaker 1: she looks, you know, just so wonderful and agelic. I 671 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,879 Speaker 1: started taking pictures of her, just her, just her face. 672 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,840 Speaker 1: Nothing weird. Yeah, I think pictures of her. She's sleeping. 673 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:05,239 Speaker 1: It's nothing, it's nothing weird. Or it's just when she 674 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,560 Speaker 1: has her eyes closed and she sleeps, she looks so beautiful. 675 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,000 Speaker 1: And you know what, I can't I mean, I can't 676 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,080 Speaker 1: fault you for that. Alex and I are married. If 677 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,879 Speaker 1: you didn't know that. Yeah, and I've taken picture every 678 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,839 Speaker 1: when she's sleeping because she's super cute. I've taken picture 679 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,480 Speaker 1: of you when you're sleeping too, but not because I'm 680 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:22,040 Speaker 1: super cute, because I'm drooling. It smart usually super cute 681 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,600 Speaker 1: or like the pollo over your face or something funny. Okay, 682 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,160 Speaker 1: And I'll take picture of Alex sometimes like what she 683 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,759 Speaker 1: doesn't even know, just gonna like, oh, it's very cute 684 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,680 Speaker 1: right now, take a cant of picture. So I don't 685 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,680 Speaker 1: think it's that bad. But isn't that something that you'd 686 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,960 Speaker 1: like to reveal to each other though? H Yeah, Like 687 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,040 Speaker 1: I've showed her those pictures, So that's the creepy thing. 688 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,400 Speaker 1: Your girlfriend has no idea you take these pictures. What 689 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,080 Speaker 1: does she see these pictures on your phone? Yeah, then 690 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,960 Speaker 1: that's gonna be a whole set of uncomfortable conversations. Yeah, 691 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,239 Speaker 1: you have to tell her because if you tell her 692 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,200 Speaker 1: like you told us, chances are it's still kind of 693 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,440 Speaker 1: be a little creepy. But she'd be like, well, that's sweet. 694 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,320 Speaker 1: But if she somehow finds that album on your phone 695 00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,319 Speaker 1: of just pictures of her sleeping for over a year 696 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,240 Speaker 1: and she has no idea. She's gonna be like, what 697 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,400 Speaker 1: have I got myself into? Yeah, I'm I'm I'm a 698 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,960 Speaker 1: super negative person. So when you guys break up, are 699 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,879 Speaker 1: you are you going to keep the pictures? I want 700 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,520 Speaker 1: to say no, but probably yeah. Yeah, you know you'd 701 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,920 Speaker 1: be looking at him every night just for her next birthday. 702 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,600 Speaker 1: Put the put a compilation together. Yeah, you can reveal 703 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,759 Speaker 1: it there you go like a whole book, Like, make 704 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,600 Speaker 1: a book of pictures of her sleeping. It'll be funny. 705 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,680 Speaker 1: She'll think it's cute. Yeah, and not as creepy as 706 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,600 Speaker 1: it was. And it looked like you did it for 707 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,960 Speaker 1: this whole big joke rather than just staring at her 708 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:36,879 Speaker 1: and taking a pictures plastic idea. Thank you, Alex Evan said, 709 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,879 Speaker 1: you're going to break up, and then Alex instantly saved 710 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,040 Speaker 1: your relationship right after. That's what we do on The 711 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,399 Speaker 1: Juwi Show. It's a whole range of emotions. What's Your 712 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,640 Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret? The Jewel Show on demand only on 713 00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:51,520 Speaker 1: iHeartRadio and the New Hits one h six point one. 714 00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:55,360 Speaker 1: Who's Alex's worst person in the world today? Who's Alex's 715 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,000 Speaker 1: worst person in the world today? People who take up 716 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,680 Speaker 1: two parking spots. Oh yes, I agree, like my husband 717 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,640 Speaker 1: Jubowl every single time he parks. I am not going 718 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,160 Speaker 1: to be a part of this segment. I'll be back 719 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,960 Speaker 1: when you guys are done. I literally have a compilation 720 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:15,120 Speaker 1: in my phone of taking a picture of how he parks. Yeah, 721 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,280 Speaker 1: I could put I have so many. Yeah, if people 722 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,160 Speaker 1: to know Alex and I are married, I sharedy addressed that, 723 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,520 Speaker 1: like you should have been able to probably tell that 724 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,800 Speaker 1: by It's like my husband Jubil, but it's I'm explain 725 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,920 Speaker 1: to people sometimes and yeah, she always rips on my parking. 726 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,680 Speaker 1: It takes pictures of But I don't mean to do it, 727 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,759 Speaker 1: I know. But you don't be correct it ever. I know. 728 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,960 Speaker 1: So this isn't a rip on you. This is on 729 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,480 Speaker 1: everybody who takes up two parking spots anywhere they go. 730 00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:40,719 Speaker 1: But so it's so kind of rip not just specifically you, right, right, 731 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,120 Speaker 1: but everybody in your kind. Okay, is there a reason 732 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,400 Speaker 1: why you do it? Juble? Well, I do it because 733 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,840 Speaker 1: I'm a bad parker unless it's parallel parking. I'm a 734 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,399 Speaker 1: beast at parallel parking. Okay, I am, I'm so good. 735 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,640 Speaker 1: Do we want it? Can do it? By itself the car. 736 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,840 Speaker 1: Oh right, Oh, come on, that's not that's a passive 737 00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,360 Speaker 1: aggressive comments all. You know that I'm good at parallel parking, 738 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,480 Speaker 1: you are, but I'm not good at parking in regular spaces, 739 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,080 Speaker 1: which makes no kind of live my life outside the lines, 740 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,799 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like inside the line. Yeah no, 741 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,600 Speaker 1: but I pull in too quick and uh and I'll 742 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:14,840 Speaker 1: see that it's off. I'll get out of the car 743 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,960 Speaker 1: and I'll be like, man, I look like a big 744 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,719 Speaker 1: a hole right now the way that I'm parked. But 745 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,200 Speaker 1: also I'm lazy, so I don't want to get back 746 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,799 Speaker 1: in the car and move it. So I just kind 747 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,600 Speaker 1: of go ah, whatever, Alex. Alex will make me everybody 748 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,279 Speaker 1: who hates people who park like that, which is a 749 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,719 Speaker 1: lot of people don't like that. Yes, Alex makes me 750 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:39,080 Speaker 1: repark because it's so rude when there's like no parking 751 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,839 Speaker 1: and then there's two spots open and you take up 752 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,520 Speaker 1: like your your tires over the line, like all the 753 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,440 Speaker 1: way over the line, and it's so Also, are you 754 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,000 Speaker 1: not worried about people doing stuff to your car? I mean, 755 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,000 Speaker 1: I have that car's keyed before and I've come back 756 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,200 Speaker 1: and been like, oh I wonder why. Oh, maybe that's why. 757 00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,000 Speaker 1: So yeah, I guess I should be worried about that. 758 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,960 Speaker 1: So Alex and I went to Red Robin one time 759 00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,120 Speaker 1: and I did that parked. My tire was on the line. 760 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,120 Speaker 1: I saw it. We went in. We had great burghers 761 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:07,480 Speaker 1: and clucks and fries. Delicious. Yeah always, Red Robin can't fire. 762 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,719 Speaker 1: Sauce is my favorite sauce. Amazing sponsors. And then we 763 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,280 Speaker 1: go outside and someone had literally bashed in the mirror 764 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,200 Speaker 1: on the side off. They ripped it off, they ripped 765 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,520 Speaker 1: it off. They were so mad. They were freaking mad 766 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,960 Speaker 1: and ripped off the mirror. I'm like, well, you have 767 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:25,319 Speaker 1: a dub because he can't get in his door. He 768 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:28,680 Speaker 1: had a freaking crawl to the trunk. Oh yeah. And 769 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,640 Speaker 1: if it's an empty car park, totally fine. But if 770 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,160 Speaker 1: it's not, then not cool. This is what Jewel does. 771 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,800 Speaker 1: This is not a segment about ripping on Jewels parking. 772 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:40,040 Speaker 1: This is about every bad parker. There is plenty of 773 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,319 Speaker 1: times where we've pulled into a parking lot where there's 774 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,279 Speaker 1: lots of empty parking spaces, but he wants to get 775 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,359 Speaker 1: one of the closest ones. Yeah, and we have an 776 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,360 Speaker 1: SUV it's big. I just don't understand. Why not just 777 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,680 Speaker 1: park a little bit further out, yea, to make sure 778 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:56,879 Speaker 1: we're not getting door dings or keyed or are mirror 779 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,840 Speaker 1: ripped off. I can't even think right now. That's another 780 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,520 Speaker 1: specific type of person. My girlfriend, for some reason, she 781 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,359 Speaker 1: loves to get If I park nowhere near the door, 782 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,600 Speaker 1: she will freak out and like the whole trip's ruined. 783 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,640 Speaker 1: The only reason why I would want to park close 784 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,320 Speaker 1: is because it's always freezing, and I'm like, I'm always 785 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,319 Speaker 1: cold and i just want to get into the building. Yeah, 786 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,600 Speaker 1: that's the only reason. But you know what, the segment 787 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,360 Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to be about you double, but now it 788 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:22,600 Speaker 1: is because you're two spot parking job every single time 789 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,960 Speaker 1: is on my last nerve. It really is even happens 790 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,840 Speaker 1: here in the building when we get here early. We 791 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,680 Speaker 1: get her at like five in the morning, there's nobody here. 792 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,160 Speaker 1: We always park in the same spot, and most mornings 793 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,520 Speaker 1: I get out of the car and she's standing outside 794 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,080 Speaker 1: already because she moves a lot quicker than I'm because 795 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,280 Speaker 1: I'm slow, because remember my essence, lazy, and so she'll 796 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,719 Speaker 1: just be standing back there and she'll just give me 797 00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,520 Speaker 1: a look, and I'm like, I'll repark it. I have 798 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,640 Speaker 1: to do that, even win in an empty parking lot here, Yeah, 799 00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,200 Speaker 1: I need to do a better job of that. But 800 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,040 Speaker 1: because I hate it too. But I also when I 801 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,440 Speaker 1: see somebody in a parking lot that's done it really bad, 802 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:54,920 Speaker 1: especially if I have a nice car, I'm like, you're 803 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,200 Speaker 1: just being a jerk because you don't want your car 804 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,239 Speaker 1: dinged up. And then I think about it and I'm like, 805 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,080 Speaker 1: wait a second, that's me. Yeah, you can't get mad 806 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,719 Speaker 1: at someone else doing it if you do it. But 807 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,759 Speaker 1: I do murder hating other murder it really is. I 808 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,799 Speaker 1: should just appreciate their work for now and just like 809 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,799 Speaker 1: a nice jobble wait for them to come out and 810 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,920 Speaker 1: shake their hand and be like, I love your parking job, sir. 811 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Speaker 1: I do the same thing. Let's go get t together. 812 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,960 Speaker 1: I don't really understand, though, how you park so bad 813 00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,680 Speaker 1: every time? How do you not learn though? Two spot 814 00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:27,160 Speaker 1: park jobbers? But mostly, Jewel, you are the worst person 815 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,200 Speaker 1: in the world today. Thank you. That was Alex's worst 816 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,600 Speaker 1: person in the world today. That was Alex's worst person 817 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:39,040 Speaker 1: in the world today. The Jewel Show on demand only 818 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,879 Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one oh six point 819 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:42,240 Speaker 1: one