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Speaker 1: Come back to another episode of Alchemy. There's I'm yours.

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Speaker 1: No you don't come down here and show me. I

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Speaker 1: know how to use the table saw jeans I digress.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet alchemis. Shall we know particular? Or please say?

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Speaker 1: What up to a tool? Sing to a tool? What

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Speaker 1: are you having for breakfast? Most dates? Oh this is

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Speaker 1: oh my god, this is a fantastic question. Uh. First

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Speaker 1: of all, now I'm getting almonds in like two pound bags,

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Speaker 1: and so I do yogurt, and uh, you should see

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Speaker 1: the size of the yogurt I get now from the store,

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Speaker 1: like the grocery stores. Well, you start talking about how

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Speaker 1: big your breakfast thing is, and it's never gonna end.

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Speaker 1: No bear naked, some bear naked granola on it. That's

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Speaker 1: the pricey stuff, all right. I find it on sale

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Speaker 1: and then I get it. Uh, right now, it's vanilla almond.

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Speaker 1: That's flavor than I thought. Some more almonds. I like

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Speaker 1: one almond per bite in my morning. I put some

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Speaker 1: and then you eat you know what James is right. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go into my routine. It's pretty similar

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Speaker 1: rid of the childish granola. Okay, you're not a child anymore.

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Speaker 1: Dogs you've got you've got the fruit. The honey's even

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Speaker 1: pushing it. But I'll give you the honey. I'll give

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Speaker 1: to be like you. I used to be like you,

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Speaker 1: and then I grew up. Okay, sorry, just wait till

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Speaker 1: your question comes. Oh look at there, it's James Heeney.

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Speaker 1: Jinglehnky do what role did you play in your school play?

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Speaker 1: I've did many. I was a fantastic actor. In fact,

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Speaker 1: this is the music. Please read the fury Ridge High

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Speaker 1: James Heeney for Oklahoma. You can't take it, and it's

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Speaker 1: a separate plate, and you keep take it with you.

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Speaker 1: Every now and then I'll ask a question that will

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Speaker 1: And I had no idea clearly what this meant to James.

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Speaker 1: And also, folks, a reminder, if you're a patron subscriber,

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Speaker 1: and the exuberant in his face so smiling like that.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty much he was just hugging. And now here's

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Speaker 1: Jackie Ruthy jack attack. Do you have a school play

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Speaker 1: performance that you would like to share? Yes, I mean

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Speaker 1: I love school plays. I was Gladys in the Pajama Game.

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Speaker 1: Not a lot of people about the Pajama Game, but

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Speaker 1: she has a big drunk scene and I was like,

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Speaker 1: We were in Jody's den. It was a very safe environment. Um,

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Speaker 1: You got I say? I say, I'm saying nothing else?

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Speaker 1: Man Cuban, Cuban, Cuban, Man Cuban brings us to Joey Greer,

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, and last, but may this day never end?

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Speaker 1: If you think of it's Joey Greer Cramps inducer what

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Speaker 1: Earth and they actually leave Earth at one moment, and

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Speaker 1: that's what's happening. We're having a mass exodus oh of

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Speaker 1: dolphins at the moment, and people are thinking, Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: because of global warming. No, they're going back to their

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Speaker 1: mother planet, going back to Dolph. Let's do a damn show,

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Speaker 1: name here at Alchemy this dot com. That's your name

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Speaker 1: here at seen. One comes from Ethan, who wrote, Hello Alchemist,

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Speaker 1: I love the podcast. It is always a delight to

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Speaker 1: I see the suggestion is people returned to the jungle

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Speaker 1: to embrace their monkey heritage. Signed Ethan. Folks who want

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Speaker 1: Let's keep the shirt on and also stay on the path,

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Speaker 1: but me and my family were second generation debunked debunk

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Speaker 1: I know what this individual is gonna say. This individual

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Speaker 1: We have all from monkeys, but happened? They're still here?

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Speaker 1: Have a for you? Yeah, that's right. I have a

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Speaker 1: question for you. Have you ever heard of um? I

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Speaker 1: don't know God? Have you heard heard of that guy?

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Speaker 1: Have you heard of God? Have you ever even heard

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Speaker 1: I've heard of God. And I am not saying that

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Speaker 1: it's all. It goes around. What comes around, um, but

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Speaker 1: Did I live with my dad and the monkeys? I did? Yes,

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Speaker 1: first time listener, longtime caller, love from bird buttermilk Jones.

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Speaker 1: Two words for the scene suggestion, Moon wizard ps. Just

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Speaker 1: And then can you try to find my husband? That's

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Speaker 1: the moon? Yeah? Yeah, I used like neap tides. Yeah,

417
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 1: but I do magic based off of it. I don't

418
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:38,679
Speaker 1: know that. Yeah. Yeah. Do you like the soup? Yeah?

419
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god? This was your wife, wasn't it. Yeah

420
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: that's fine. You're you're a guest at my table. That

421
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: guy was so hungry for tips when he came over

422
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: to our table. I got the complete opposite vibe from him.

423
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 1: When he came to ours. Now, imagine wearing a wig

424
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: and then just close your eyes and think about the

425
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: one person that you want to be fucking. But then

426
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,360
Speaker 1: just suck your husband. You know what I'm saying. I mean,

427
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: I've been doing that for years. It just doesn't do

428
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: it anymore. I need your husbands. If she it's hard

429
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: for me. I'm trying to relate to you. Maybe make

430
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 1: a female friend. I've lost all of them, and you

431
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 1: keep talking about sucking my husband, and that's hard. I

432
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: didn't and I just, uh, director, FBI director, I've actually

433
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 1: forgot your name, Sarah. No. Um, well it's on the desk. Great,

434
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: Ut I can't at the moment I've put together at

435
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: what's going on here? Just read the name. Look, I

436
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: can't read letters, but I can read people, people, details,

437
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: people and details. You gotta a natural sense to this

438
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: own thing. Part of natural sense to this sort of thing, sir. Now,

439
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: I have a theory here that's a little while. But

440
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: hear me out. I mean that's why you hired me.

441
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: Can you really not read? I cannot read, sir, Yes,

442
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: I can read. I can read read details, bread a

443
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: natural senses, natural senses and all that. Now, so obviously

444
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: we're looking for the Jodi killer, right, and you know

445
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: there's been uh you know this and that and some

446
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: clues and so no clues. I can't read the documents, sir,

447
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 1: but here's what I did read. Last night. I went

448
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: outside my shirt off. I have one cigarette a day.

449
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: And during that cigarette, sir, I looked up at the moon.

450
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: And do you know what the moon did? Um? It

451
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: winked at me, sir. It winked at me. Now, why

452
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: would the moon wink at me unless it was hiding something? Now?

453
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 1: Who do we know has the name of moons? Oh? Yes,

454
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: I love the Smashing Pumpkins. I'm one video they did

455
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: tonight tonight, tonight tonight. Yeah? Did you were you able

456
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: to kill your Jody Hannah? I have killed four Jody Hans.

457
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: I believe that must be all the Jody Hannas to kill.

458
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: There's one more, but I'm sorry. I just got lost.

459
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: The My cars is not great. Doesn't have GPS. So

460
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: God doesn't have GPS. No, it's a older car. You

461
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: have to use your phone. I've got the next row one.

462
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: Stay here, I'll be bar No, don't where are you wait? Wait? What?

463
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: What need one? I don't need it right now. I'm

464
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: just trying to get the Telly. How many Jody Hannah's

465
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: are actually left? But you've got four. It's really good.

466
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: You should you should be the main, the main. You know,

467
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: you should be in charge. You should be the director,

468
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: the director. Yeah, you should be the director. Oh eybody,

469
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: I see those two naked guys just talking to each

470
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:05,959
Speaker 1: other the scene too. Oh yes it is. Don't you

471
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: think for a moment that's not seen too, because that

472
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: seem too same. Three listen to us via email. You

473
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: don't come from Caen, who wrote, Hey, Alchemys, just wanted

474
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: to share how I came across your podcast. I'm a

475
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: chemist and I got tired of just listening to music

476
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: all the time at work, so I just sended to

477
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 1: venture into the podcast world. I knew I wanted a comedy,

478
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: and while scrolling through titles, Alchemy naturally caught my eye

479
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: and I just had to give it a try. I mean,

480
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: how could you mix between alchemy and comedy and the

481
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: go wrong? I'm so glad I did too, because you

482
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:48,719
Speaker 1: guys are amazing. I mean, there's not much chemistry, but

483
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: so so she goes on, but I'll take care of

484
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: that all. I'm listening you guys. Definitely take care of

485
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: the comedy part. I do have a scene suggestion. Hot

486
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: air balloon ride with cats. Thank you all for you do.

487
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: How many? How many? Um, well, there's two of us.

488
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: It's just us too. It's just us two. We got

489
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: these bags and I figured we'd wear these stick jackets.

490
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: You've reserved this ride just for the two of you. Yeah,

491
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: it holds a uh huh. Okay. And what are the bags?

492
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: Those are our personal bags in case we want snacks,

493
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: very large snack bags. Okay, go, come come on board.

494
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: What what is the name so I can just check

495
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: you off the list? Snidel Snidel That's what I've got.

496
00:32:54,040 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: It's not snidle. If you could be sniddle, it could

497
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: be still. I mean, it's your name, whatever it is

498
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, of course it's it's snidled. If it's

499
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: up to me, it's snidle. Op. You're a little wobbly there.

500
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: Come on, I'm boring. Let's get you careful, let's get

501
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: you conceited. Um. I'm just gonna go get the snacks

502
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: and I'll be right back. Okay. I cut the cut

503
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: the ropes, honey, cut the ropes. Honey, come on, he's

504
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: gonna be back, and he stuck and cut the ropes.

505
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have a knife. He's alread have

506
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: a knife. Buck, He's never gonna let us toss these cats.

507
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: You gotta get up there. We have to toss the cats.

508
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: Maybe that was the whole plan. That's why we're here,

509
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: that's why we made the reservation. Well I thought we

510
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: were going to try to go up by ourselves. Well, no,

511
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: we got this is reserved for us. Well, it doesn't

512
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: look like anyone here has got a hatchet. Luckily, I

513
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: don't we just cut these lives. Why would you do that?

514
00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 1: Why would do ah? My wife and I had this

515
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 1: for private, for us. I don't know who you two are.

516
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: Absolutely no problem, Tina, and I'm actually your tour guy today.

517
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: I will be running the balloon. I'm fortified to run

518
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: the kerosene lamp and make sure everyone goes up up

519
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: when they want to go up, and go down down

520
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: when they want to go down. Act like I'm not here.

521
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: That's a kerosene lamp. Yes, it's very powerful, but it

522
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: is just a kerosene lamp. Back in the day. This

523
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: is a fun fact back in the day. It was

524
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 1: actually fueled by um uh, it was a whale fact,

525
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 1: it was whale fat. I'm gonna call it fat because

526
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: it was a little too cute. And uh, we don't

527
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: like to think about death when it comes to cute

528
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: at the end of the day. And to get the fat,

529
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: they got to kill the motherfucker right. Take my hand

530
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: up there and see how it don't melt your bones.

531
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: Listen to me, buddy, Listen to me, buddy. Right now,

532
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: there's treasure. There's treasure. Go hang you know, and that

533
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: and that and that does happen sometimes. So I want

534
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: you guys to please stay within Uh this delineated bold

535
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: it's going on. You barely reacted to that man falling

536
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: off balloon. That man was not even supposed to be here.

537
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 1: That doesn't matter. Why aren't you reacting to a guy me? Okay? Um,

538
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: I thought you were having a problem with your lover

539
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: not being an empathetic person. For me, I'm a professional.

540
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: This is my job. I have seen that more than once.

541
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 1: I've actually seen it more than thrice. And uh, I'm

542
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: actually trained to be desensitized. I'm supposed to act like

543
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 1: I'm not here. I'm a part of the balloon unless

544
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: you want fun facts in which I'll shoot him out you.

545
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 1: But just act like I'm a part of the balloon. Tommy, Hey, Tommy, dude,

546
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: wake up, wake up. I just saw some fucking I

547
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: think it was a guy fall out of that balloon

548
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 1: up there. Come on, we gotta check this out. You're dreaming, man,

549
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 1: Just go back to sleep. No, I was wide awakes.

550
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: Where to god, I was wide awake. I was sitting up.

551
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: I was looking at the clouds, and then the balloon

552
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: took off. So I watched that for a bit, and

553
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: then one of the people in the balloon either jumped

554
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: out or was pushed out. And this is why we

555
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: got to go check it. All right, let me get

556
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: my wallet on my phone. I just sleep, Mr walk

557
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: it's just over there, all right. I just still need

558
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: the house keys. Let me take. Someone's gonna ask for

559
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 1: your I d between here and there. I take. It's

560
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: like it's like a security thing. I just have it

561
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,919
Speaker 1: on me. Okay, all right, but your keys about leaving

562
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: the keys mind? You don't trust me. This is a campsite.

563
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell one's gonna sir. You felt from way

564
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: up there you. Okay, listen to me right now. Listen

565
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: to me. You're hurting me. Treasure, there's treasure where. Pick

566
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: me up? Pick me up? Tell me there. I can't

567
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 1: lift you up here they are tell me, hey, oh hey,

568
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: you found the guy. He fell out of the balloon. Right. Oh,

569
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: his hand is completely bones. What the funk uppend you

570
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: talk to him? What happened? Pick me up? He sup,

571
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: I'm a child. I can't lift this, grown man. We

572
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: can tell what You're a child by your body. Yeah,

573
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,760
Speaker 1: you have a job. Body will help you out of it, eventually,

574
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: I'm sure, will you. I'm sure this is one of

575
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: only two ways that somebody could leave. Of course, she's

576
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: seen this happen a whole bunch of times. But no,

577
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: uh honestly, my my love, brew and I just kind

578
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 1: of wanted to ask private time we're gonna we're gonna

579
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: make out here. I'm not here the part of the blue.

580
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: I'd rather not be looking while we're making out makes

581
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 1: me feel weird. Well, here's the thing about safety on balloons, right,

582
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: I gotta keep my eyes all around. I've got it. Oh,

583
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 1: let's put the cats here right, his hand is completely

584
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh oh my god. Oh she just bounced.

585
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: She just bounced under her feet. Oh my god, that's

586
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: the sikest thing I've ever seen. You're right, Yeah, you

587
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 1: couldn't imagine how many times I'm pushed out of my

588
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: own balloon. What happened? You were pushed out? I was

589
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: pushed out, and luckily, because of past pushes, my legs

590
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: are actually mostly titanium and pins. So as long as

591
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: I land on my feet, I'm not feeling much and

592
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 1: I've got great shock absorbition. This guy fell out of

593
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: out of a balloon too, my same balloon. Hey man,

594
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: nice to see you again. Pick me up, Pick me up.

595
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: There's treasure. No one can pick them up. I'll try.

596
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: I'll try and give it a try. Don't touch the titania. Yeah,

597
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: if only, if only my hands are on my feet. Yeah,

598
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: my arms are completely just flash, just human flesh and bones.

599
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: So what's going on? How come you both fell out

600
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: of a hot air balloon? Hey, little boy, where are

601
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: your parents? I don't have your parents? And how come

602
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: you two guys aren't wearing any pants? We just we're camping.

603
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 1: So are you carrying your wallet and your underwear? He

604
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: likes it's a security thing. Are you answering for him?

605
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: We're kiddy because he doesn't feel well. Look at him.

606
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 1: We're camping over there, all right, So do you just

607
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: toss them all at the same time? I want to

608
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: watch each one bounce. They say that the cats land

609
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: always land on their feet. Let's prove this theory. Maybe.

610
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: Oh God, we're getting pulled over by the hot air balloon.

611
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:11,839
Speaker 1: Please pull it over, take it down to the can

612
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: you guide me on hot? Take it to the crowd,

613
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: to the baby fucking wait, let's go. Let's go to

614
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 1: the lampa. Go towards the moon. Oh okay, baby, okay,

615
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 1: how about this? Every time we pick up a cat

616
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:34,760
Speaker 1: and throw it over the side that we kiss? Oh yeah, baby?

617
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 1: Do you like to kiss? You think kissing is hot? Huh?

618
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: One day, go further than kissing. But right now it's

619
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: just kisses and cats, kisses and kick get it? I

620
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: get it? Kisses and Catsum, what are you doing? What?

621
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: I'm an angel? All right, you can't do that. We

622
00:40:55,600 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 1: gotta go lower, We gotta go down. Asks kill me.

623
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 1: I'm an aeous. Turn the lamp down. All right. Look,

624
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna freeze you all in your place because I

625
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: do have that. I'm bestowing powers by God. Have you

626
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 1: ever heard of him? You ever heard of God? Debra

627
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: and Allan here the angels listen, and all those cats

628
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: go to heaven. We want to kill we have we

629
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: had the choice to kill the cats. And then my

630
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: parents had love up there, made love up there in

631
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: the pack, and they loved up there. They loved up there, y'all. Now,

632
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: my congregation, do y'all feel love? Yeah, this is the

633
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: best part. So my parents climaxed, and that's where it

634
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 1: was conceived, was in a hot air balloon. What do

635
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: you mean climax um when a man sorry sorry sorry

636
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: party uh Peter Park and Mary out my congregation. They

637
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: don't know about sex. Oh, they think they were all

638
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 1: they were all beamed here intelligent design designed. So if

639
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 1: you could kind of like make this part a little

640
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:26,879
Speaker 1: you know what? God, God pam Okay, So where wise,

641
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 1: I let me take you back to that day. So

642
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: now my parents are in the hot air balloon. So

643
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: all those cats went to heaven, that's right, and they've

644
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: all been given saintly names. And you know what heaven

645
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: looks like for a cat looks like a beautiful jungle.

646
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: All the trees that they could climb, imagine all of

647
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: the bark that they could scratch on. They love it.

648
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: And when they get there, you know, God, you ever

649
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: heard of him? That's what he's saying in the whole time.

650
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 1: And some people find that a form of arch, but

651
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: the cats love it because it's the first couple of bars.

652
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the jungle, and he starts again. Hey,

653
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: we're gonna relieve you of your angel duties. Okay, made

654
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: excuse me, but here we go. Lucifer coming up. You're

655
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: telling us what we gotta do. Huh, I'm giving an assignment.

656
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: I just need to let you know, the most beautiful

657
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: of them all come in here to tell us we

658
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: can't do our job. Have jurisdiction here. You don't have

659
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 1: jurisdiction here, Yeah, I do. I want you know listen,

660
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: you're going back. You're going back to Earth, but you're

661
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: not going back as humans. You're going to the jungle.

662
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: What's gonna be a whole like a Michael situation. Oh

663
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 1: my god, Michael, Yes, I love so Wait. The treasure.

664
00:43:54,360 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: The treasure was just this rested out car. Yeah, if

665
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: you fix it up, it'll be worth it. Thousands cars depreciate.

666
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:11,879
Speaker 1: That's a fact. They actually the value only ever goes down.

667
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: It's it's not a good investment vehicles. You must have

668
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: titanium in your brain too, because you're smartest act. And

669
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: that's what they say. They say tinyanium in the brain

670
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: actually makes you extra smart. So I make sure to

671
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: shoot myself up with some of that every morning. There's

672
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: a titanium drug I don't know about. It's a liquid form.

673
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: Imagine you've ever seen logan? Is that? Is that the

674
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: second part of Michael? Yes, well, I'm glad we just

675
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: we just skipped second and third base and went right

676
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: down to smash it. Awesome. Oh if we didn't even

677
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: have to throw the cats out. This is great. This

678
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: is great. Now, hopefully they'll be a little one of

679
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: you in my belly soon. What the funk are you

680
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: talking about? What? What the funk are you talking about?

681
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: Get your hands off me, get your hands on the

682
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: wait to hold them up? Hold on, dude, got another one.

683
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: Well you came. Wait you're the person who was never

684
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 1: lets you down. That's a good motto. But wait, the

685
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: balloon with less weight in it, won't it just keep

686
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: going up and up? Who's left on board? Are there

687
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: are a bunch of people still? Just one sick man

688
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: who deserves to be burnt up by the sun. What

689
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: the why? You know? Why? Uh? Tyler Um, You're you're fired.

690
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: You let a balloon go up with two people, right? Uh?

691
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: And then two other people one up there? Well, I

692
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: just two people signed up, Claire, the name was on

693
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: the list. They got on board, and then I went

694
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: to get their snacks and then they were gone. That's

695
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: the that's the thing. Yeah, you're the one making these

696
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: snacks for people. You're trying to implement it as a

697
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: business wide standard that we don't do snacks. That's yeah.

698
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: And when you do that, you vacate your position and

699
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: people to jump in or steal it or get an

700
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 1: extra forty bucks. And usually goes pretty smoothly the first

701
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: time that someone just decided, we'll look, we'll just go

702
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 1: up in the air on our own. So how's that

703
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: my fault? Because if you let it happen, you let

704
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 1: it happen. That's why it's your fault. I've heard enough.

705
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: I've heard enough. I've heard enough. Look, I owned this company.

706
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: Clearly you both worked for me. Bob. I put a

707
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: lot of responsibility in you, a lot of power in

708
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: your hands, and I thought, you know what's up, talk

709
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 1: to me your moonlight as a goddamn server. And then

710
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: you come over here just when, just when you want

711
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: to hold court so you can just harass us. Excuse me,

712
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: just hey, hey, this dude is a fucking billionaire man,

713
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: and if he wants to, I'm sorry, change that. Put

714
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: a team in front of that just happened this week. Congratulate.

715
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: Can I just the greatest, greatest boss I've ever had

716
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 1: in my life. And this fucking dungleberry here does not

717
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: deserve to work for you. Okay, I've heard you both out.

718
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: Now I need to the truth is, I'm gonna get

719
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 1: rid of the whole company. I need to ask you

720
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 1: one quick question, though, quick anything? How do you know

721
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: about my newest invention? What titanium? Tina's not a real person.

722
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: I built her? What her? What? I fell in love

723
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: with it. We're gonna engage. Is your job also to

724
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 1: kill the Jodie Hannah's of the world. I actually I

725
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: run just hot air balloon tours. I'm a tour guide.

726
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: I don't funk with Jody Hannah's. I tried to fuck

727
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 1: wanted the Jody Hannah's how husband and uh after that,

728
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, no, I'm gonna I'm gona

729
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: back off. Uh just to take people through the sky,

730
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: let them know fun facts, keep them safe because uh

731
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: not sky Knit, it's actually a it's an air hot

732
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: air balloon company and it's called hot Balls in the Air,

733
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: And it's my job to keep everyone safe, keep them informed,

734
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: and let them see the world from a different point

735
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: of view, from a different perspective. Is that the one

736
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: with the logo with the three balloons right next to it? Yeah,

737
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: it looks like testicles, but it's three. Now. Look, Bob,

738
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: I'm giving you this courtesy because I can tell you

739
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: were really in love with her. Here's her GPS tracker.

740
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: Now she's gonna die now, So you got a fighter

741
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: because I'm pulling the plug. She's already served her mission.

742
00:48:52,080 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: And make me some snacks today, Go ahead, professor love

743
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: man Jackie, thank you so much for coming back and

744
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 1: joining us. You're such a delighting You help us all

745
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: forget about Joey and it's just so appreciated, even if

746
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: it's just for an hour. Um, you know, I have

747
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 1: such a blast coming on here, So I really appreciate,

748
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: I really appreciate the invite. Thank you for having me.

749
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 1: Thank you. Would you like to uh tell folks where

750
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: they should go to find your wares? Can you believe? Um?

751
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: I took a little page speaking of Chris Alvarado popping

752
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: up into people's answers. He's not. He's popping up into

753
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: this one in a different kind of way because I

754
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: have a website now. Sometimes when you're writing and you

755
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: don't feel like writing, you do other things to waste

756
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: your time. And I made myself a website that's Jackie

757
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: Gonzalez druthi dot com. No hypens, no no fancy, just

758
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: all of it. Boom and you got everything there, everything there, links, links, links,

759
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: pictures of video you had links to Chris dash Alvarado

760
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: dot com. Yes, okay, good, good, good good. Thank you

761
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,760
Speaker 1: very much. I can't wait to check out the new website.

762
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, Thank you, pal, Thank you boy. What a joy. Tool.

763
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 1: Love playing with you, Jack you love playing with you, James,

764
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 1: I love playing with you. Joey, I love playing with you. Kevin,

765
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 1: I love playing with you. But I want to use

766
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: the remainder of my time just say Jackie Gonzalez the

767
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: Ruthie dot com. You'll get on it, you guys. I

768
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:45,919
Speaker 1: did a photo shoo find myself on this wall, jack

769
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 1: I cannot wait long. Jie White, no one had that

770
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: domain name. And there's two here. Just take this one.

771
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: Got this off our hands. It's too much one to photos. Jesus,

772
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 1: this is funny. Listen, Wow, look at Joey's in real

773
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: time looking at it. You know dot com it's a

774
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 1: great website too. I love it. Come on, forget the

775
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 1: dash I couldn't get. James Heeney, thank you so much

776
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: for being here. Thanks for having me. Uh we should

777
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 1: really get all of our web pages inter linked because

778
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: three James dot com. You'll find the live streams that

779
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 1: even help me? This does any live streaming that I'm

780
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 1: on is in my calendar updated? Can you put a

781
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 1: link to everyone else's site? I should be able to?

782
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, absolutely what I would want to make

783
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: a link for everybody else. Give me a little like

784
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: one by one picture and I will put that on

785
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,720
Speaker 1: my page and link it to their just so otherwise

786
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: it's just gonna be your name linked to a web page.

787
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: But you give me a little picture to look like

788
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 1: Lincoln to everyone should a picture to James, he would

789
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: organize this effort. Thank you for that, Champ very much.

790
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: And uh a tool, thank you. Was always at such

791
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 1: a joy to have you with us. Thank you. Thanks

792
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: so yeah. I have a blast doddo with Chris said

793
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: so yeah, thanks for having you can find me at

794
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: the Jackie Druthi Gonzalez dot com forward slash Chris tash

795
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: forward slash tool thing, so alright, awesome, thank you for that.

796
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: And Joey, are you happy with what you see at

797
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: the site. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I do

798
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: want to say I have been, uh, I haven't working

799
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 1: on some projects. I'll say it as a hacker. And

800
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say which website has has a virus,

801
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: but uh well I haven't. I'm not gonna I haven't.

802
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 1: It's not mineus, it it's James. Let's thank you our

803
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: producing stars, Mr Doug fine folks that I heart media.

804
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm your host. Kevin Pollark, thanking you so very damn

805
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: much for joining us for the shenanigans and the hijinks.

806
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: We still love having it being a part of this.

807
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 1: Please continue to be creatively involved as much as you

808
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: would like review and rate, and tell everyone you've ever met,

809
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,240
Speaker 1: and please be kind to each other. It's the easiest

810
00:53:25,280 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 1: thing to do. Until next time, Good the