Speaker 1: No, we were we didn't start.
Speaker 2: But what's that in that row?
Speaker 1: Yes, I love to chocky, Marie. I love to make
Speaker 1: you think that it's I don't like that you can
Speaker 1: control the garage band.
Speaker 3: Well, you can take over. Shout out your garage band.
Speaker 3: If you want to sit over here, you can boo.
Speaker 3: This is your caro so I can see you, guys.
Speaker 3: I like to see you guys.
Speaker 2: You like to be at the head of the table
Speaker 2: at this at the foot of the table is at
Speaker 2: the head of the table.
Speaker 3: I think it's a window seat. Whatever.
Speaker 1: I like to be there.
Speaker 3: Sidney, how you doing. You got braids?
Speaker 1: I got braids? Now you look in real Nubian goddess.
Speaker 3: I'm bringing back the brandy.
Speaker 2: You look like you wear an uncle chain. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: you say, like the black Israelites. You look like you
Speaker 2: hang out with those guys. As soon as I got them,
Speaker 2: I was like incense everywhere, natural deodorant, no.
Speaker 1: Bra, coconut oil everywhere. It's a thin sheer shirt.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't even wear a bra. It was all
Speaker 2: the way out. Just really it's Zoe Kravitz. My nipples
Speaker 2: like have spoken word at night. Yes, you feel a snap?
Speaker 3: Yes, they too.
Speaker 2: That's how that's some chafing in my bro's.
Speaker 3: There's butters for that. They're creams. Yeah, they're oils.
Speaker 1: You look like you use essential oils.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. What about you, Marie?
Speaker 2: You look very exfoliated, was like shining. Well, you know,
Speaker 2: your eyebrows look great?
Speaker 3: Do that? Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Well you allegedly, naturally your eyebrows are shaped like that,
Speaker 2: and I don't. They don't grow. I don't know why
Speaker 2: you said allegedly these are facts. Every time I asked
Speaker 2: Marie about something about her. Oh yeah, honey, these are natural.
Speaker 3: What do you say?
Speaker 1: Look, look, I'm looking at my finger and then I'm wiping.
Speaker 3: It on my brain.
Speaker 1: I know you don't draw them in, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: you don't tweeze or nothing.
Speaker 3: They don't grow.
Speaker 2: They The last time I got my eyebrows done was
Speaker 2: for my high school prompt.
Speaker 1: So legit three.
Speaker 3: Years ago, class of twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: Here we go, allegedly, here we go, Here we go again.
Speaker 2: We were just listening to that song that's Kelly Rowland
Speaker 2: and Trina and it's a great ratchet love song.
Speaker 1: Or no, it's not a love song. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like a breakup anthem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, fuck you, dude, no not, We're not
Speaker 2: doing this again. Here we go with your bullshit lies
Speaker 2: talking about that's just a friend, but it's not. She's
Speaker 2: calling you a three o'clock in the morning. I miss
Speaker 2: a song like that.
Speaker 3: I do too. I like a song that tells a story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I hate well, No, I missed the bridge
Speaker 2: of a song. They don't do bridges anymore. I feel
Speaker 2: like songs still have bridges really, the way songs are structured.
Speaker 1: But I'm not a musician.
Speaker 2: The way the migos Migos and Nicki Minas, they don't
Speaker 2: have none of that.
Speaker 3: They just like, go straight.
Speaker 2: It's migos, dude, but they don't even know what a
Speaker 2: verb is or a pronoun or a bridge. Those taco
Speaker 2: friends whatever they are, I mean it's three of them,
Speaker 2: plus you feature in somebody else, Like there's no space
Speaker 2: for a bridge.
Speaker 3: Wait, does migos mean taco friends in Spanish? I thought
Speaker 3: migos just meant friends.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I thought there was a migos. They're missing
Speaker 2: an eggs a tacos friend. Well, I was just was
Speaker 2: like migos that I'm foolish. Wow, what a only we've
Speaker 2: been through and it's only been like two minutes, and
Speaker 2: the people are already like one of them is pretty dumb,
Speaker 2: shut out.
Speaker 3: The other sounds like she's got beautiful eyebrows.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I have braids now, so there's no
Speaker 2: way I could be.
Speaker 3: You should be more woke than this. I'm super woke.
Speaker 2: My eyes are all the way open, a little blazed,
Speaker 2: they're a little yellow, they're heavy. Oh that's that Johndice
Speaker 2: sickle cell, which is not funny. It's not funny at all,
Speaker 2: because I have the trade. I have the sickle cell trade.
Speaker 2: So like if I have children with a man that
Speaker 2: also has the trade, my kids will be tea bas Well.
Speaker 2: We already know you're gonna be with a white man,
Speaker 2: so you definitely you know.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be with a European man. So no, not
Speaker 3: a vintage way.
Speaker 2: No, you're gonna get those uncut dudes, sands with the
Speaker 2: hoodies and the sleep the sleep dick, a little turtleneck dick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the Steve Jobs, the Steve Jobs. Yeah, I think that's
Speaker 2: in your cars.
Speaker 3: I see it.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Sidney. What were you an expert
Speaker 2: in this week?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Expert in mismanaging money. Taxes get into it just because
Speaker 2: remember last year I owed the IRIS twenty one hundred.
Speaker 3: Dollars twenty one hundred dollars, yeah, right, and it was
Speaker 3: not a lot well because I didn't claim like some.
Speaker 2: Of the money, yeah I didn't, you know, which you
Speaker 2: shouldn't even have to claim any They were like, it's
Speaker 2: due tomorrow, and I'm like, damn, oh, you know what,
Speaker 2: my mom let me the money, and that's whow now
Speaker 2: is my mom? It's so good to have a mom, right,
Speaker 2: And I can't do that, Ramona, if I'd be like, hey,
Speaker 2: mom should hang up.
Speaker 1: So that can't that's not my truth.
Speaker 2: So I allegedly owe them sixty five hundred dollars from
Speaker 2: twenty twelve, six.
Speaker 3: Thousand, five hundred American dollars.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was like, oh, that's nothing, that's nothing to
Speaker 2: like be pressed about y'all the government, y'all got coins.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 1: That's how I fold about my two thousand. That's what
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 2: Since I was like it's in twenty twelve, like it's
Speaker 2: already been so long, like we just call it even called.
Speaker 2: So you owed them two thousand dollars in twenty twelve.
Speaker 3: Yes, and the interests built.
Speaker 2: Yes, sis, Yes, that's what really happened. So long story short,
Speaker 2: they put a hold on my account so I can't
Speaker 2: get into my You are Will Smith in the pursuit
Speaker 2: of happiness, because that's what you can to him. No,
Speaker 2: I'm Wesley Snipe because I'm fleeing today. I'm fleeing to Thailand.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have corn rolls and I'm gonna be selling opioids.
Speaker 2: There's no way they're not getting this money, dude. They
Speaker 2: they put like, so you can't use any plan, you
Speaker 2: account none of my money. And I feel like that's
Speaker 2: why I haven't been getting my checks. But you haven't
Speaker 2: got your check from that place.
Speaker 3: I know you did message me yesterday.
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, well then, so I was like,
Speaker 2: it's just that place, it's not Yeah, it's bad. So
Speaker 2: ain't no swiping for you. There will be no swipeing Marie.
Speaker 2: When does the hole get removed?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: When everything is paid off?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Are they gonna just take the money from the account
Speaker 2: or they're just holding it so you can't get it
Speaker 2: and they can't get it.
Speaker 3: Gag.
Speaker 2: I haven't done my taxes since to the twelve so
Speaker 2: I have to do my taxes from twenty to twelve
Speaker 2: to two thousand and seven. That's like six years of Texas. Yes,
Speaker 2: so until all of that is squared away, I can't
Speaker 2: use my city bank.
Speaker 3: I guess you just I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna be hanging out with the guests because I know
Speaker 2: the guests got coin.
Speaker 3: The guest is gaggy. Yeah, well I'm gonna be with
Speaker 3: the guess I'm gonna be a dependent boot.
Speaker 2: Speaking of dependence, this week, I was an expert at
Speaker 2: basically being like an Instagram like model.
Speaker 1: Oh basically, what was that?
Speaker 2: So? You know, I did some some different something different
Speaker 2: with my with my natural hair recently, and I posted
Speaker 2: a video and people are like, your hair looks amazing,
Speaker 2: and this like company hit me up and they're like, hey, sis,
Speaker 2: we want to send you some of our products so
Speaker 2: you can like maintain your natural hair. And they sent
Speaker 2: me a box, like a crate of stuff.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you passing her on.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not, because they didn't send it to you.
Speaker 2: You know, it's it's me. I want to wear it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try it for like ninety days and then
Speaker 2: hopefully my hair will be nine inches longer well, what
Speaker 2: I say, it's like hair vitamins, it's leaving conditioner, like
Speaker 2: treating stuff, shampoo, scalp stuff based on me, like thirteen
Speaker 2: or fourteen things. What about how many like vitamins I
Speaker 2: can do? You don't even take vitamins. You don't even
Speaker 2: do that to me right now in front of the guests.
Speaker 2: I do take vitamin When was the last one to
Speaker 2: do a vitamin?
Speaker 3: Were you shady?
Speaker 1: Could give me at least two vitamins?
Speaker 2: Doesn't Adrian have vitamins at the house that you can
Speaker 2: probably take.
Speaker 3: You don't need them. Your nails are healthy, your hairs
Speaker 3: and braids.
Speaker 2: You don't need my vitamins. Look at my nubs to
Speaker 2: the loops. Yeah, you're right, speaking of nubs, guess.
Speaker 3: Today is not that? Not a nub at all?
Speaker 2: Not a nub he's I was gonna think of something
Speaker 2: else that rhymes with the nub, But what rhymes with
Speaker 2: the nub?
Speaker 3: Rub dub? I want to rub them. A hub is
Speaker 3: a hub. He is a hub. He's a hub of
Speaker 3: wealth and uh and humor.
Speaker 1: Or he's just a hubby.
Speaker 2: He should be married, he should be I would marry you,
Speaker 2: you would marry him?
Speaker 3: Or what your wedding song be Trina.
Speaker 2: Our guest today is our travel expert, but we feel
Speaker 2: like that might change while we're talking to him.
Speaker 1: It's the beautiful hilarious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh h what a thrill. I mean I could
Speaker 3: watch this go on for hours. Are you trying to
Speaker 3: say that our top was long? No, it was a
Speaker 3: little rambling. No, no, no, no, no, this is what
Speaker 3: I this is what I crave And I'm sorry, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, as level was like, he's hell, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: it was I'm right down the axis. I'm coaxial with
Speaker 3: the fucking microphone. I love it.
Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about who you are. And you know
Speaker 2: you came to the house.
Speaker 3: In a short and a outdoor voices, double layered short.
Speaker 3: I'm still too loud. I'm sorry, it's fine.
Speaker 2: We like how good your voice. Thank you city for
Speaker 2: some reason had it on like ten. Yeah, so everybody's what.
Speaker 3: Am I on it? Now? What a four six six?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 3: You're good fitting.
Speaker 1: But when you're at least the seven point.
Speaker 3: I am a sex I'm gonna and that that's like
Speaker 3: me like being generous with myself. No, your skin is.
Speaker 2: Good, your browser arched, your glasses are always cute.
Speaker 3: Glasses.
Speaker 2: Are these these are not Warby Parker, are they? No?
Speaker 3: They're Bruno Oh French design.
Speaker 2: I couldn't talk that was French or Spanish, Brun Japanese,
Speaker 2: but I could be wrong.
Speaker 3: Okay, no, that would have been Bruno's.
Speaker 2: So yes, I thought the I thought the glasses coming
Speaker 2: with a hot towel, wm nuts, hot Hottalan, warm nuts
Speaker 2: and warm nuts, orange slices.
Speaker 3: Orange slices. I'm dating it. I'm dating like a ten
Speaker 3: right now though no I'm not. We talk about where
Speaker 3: are we dating? Who are we dating? Around?
Speaker 2: It's coming out on Friday because.
Speaker 1: We record right before right right right. I mean you
Speaker 1: don't have to tell casually.
Speaker 3: But no, this is the thing and this is this
Speaker 3: is the summer of me. Okay.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: When I came in Sydney was like what are we doing?
Speaker 3: Like how are you? What are you doing this summer?
Speaker 3: What's your plan for the summer? And no, but now
Speaker 3: my plan for the summer, My EMO is to date
Speaker 3: outside of my like, out of my league. And I
Speaker 3: think I'm doing I think a.
Speaker 2: Lot of people do that.
Speaker 3: For me, do that it's new for me? Well, I
Speaker 3: don't want to be like I don't want to be
Speaker 3: listen A it's a bit that I'm wealthy. Everyone should
Speaker 3: know that. Marie and Sidney joke about how rich I am.
Speaker 3: But I have a movie. You have a movie. The
Speaker 3: parents have a movie theater.
Speaker 1: So which will be in the will for you?
Speaker 2: Will?
Speaker 3: I'm sure they'll sell the house before they pass away.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they will just own me in some way financially.
Speaker 3: They they've emotionally disowned.
Speaker 1: So can you give me their email accounts?
Speaker 3: Email them if we actually got married, like they would
Speaker 3: be a static really, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Can make that happen for a cool fifty purple.
Speaker 3: Sixty five hundred dollars? How much money do I owe?
Speaker 3: Sixty five hundred dollars? And then I'd bring you home,
Speaker 3: to bring you home and bring you back to China,
Speaker 3: and then all of my extended family would just want
Speaker 3: to take photos of the Wait, what did you guys say,
Speaker 3: because you you twoer came on whilst culture stues? Would
Speaker 3: you guys say if we if we all went to
Speaker 3: Japan together? What would everyone say? Oh? No, Marisa, it
Speaker 3: wasn't snow.
Speaker 2: That's where you are, No God on paper, she's a
Speaker 2: West listener.
Speaker 3: I was this night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, we can make it happen, and if
Speaker 2: happy to, like, well, you already live in the country.
Speaker 3: I was like, if you're trying to get a car,
Speaker 3: I'm going already a fucking citizen. That's why I know.
Speaker 3: But like what, But the transaction is that we both
Speaker 3: get like, well, no, I get I get it. I
Speaker 3: get something like what are you getting out.
Speaker 2: Of this that I honestly says, what are you getting
Speaker 2: on money? I'm like, she's just trying to get like
Speaker 2: a little spousal support. I think that's what it is.
Speaker 2: He's sure, I just need a stipend. I need I
Speaker 2: just need like a little.
Speaker 1: One thousand a week to survive.
Speaker 2: That's a stipend. Because a stipend, I feel like, is
Speaker 2: like twelve dollars in a bagel. No, like an intern
Speaker 2: gets a stipend. No, it depends on the program. If
Speaker 2: you're an adult, a stipend should be over one thousand
Speaker 2: dollars a week. Yeah, there's no way you can like
Speaker 2: you dollars in a bagel, bitch, are you serious? So
Speaker 2: fifty two thousand dollars a year, Yeah, that is a stipend.
Speaker 1: That's a salary.
Speaker 3: That's not that's barely a living wage in New York.
Speaker 3: It's not well.
Speaker 1: I guess I must be dead.
Speaker 3: Time of death.
Speaker 2: As soon as she graduated from college, which was last month,
Speaker 2: thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Like you finished college in three years, I did well.
Speaker 1: I was an accelerated program.
Speaker 3: Graduate high school twenty fifteen and then graduated.
Speaker 2: It's like a lot of AP courses in high school.
Speaker 3: I was like, how did you do the math?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 3: Quickly?
Speaker 1: And then I was like bo and yeah, yeah, y
Speaker 1: oh my.
Speaker 3: God, I come on here and Ben. First of all,
Speaker 3: I just want everyone to know that the vetting process
Speaker 3: for this podcast is rigorous because I came up with
Speaker 3: at least four different topics. Which one is the first thing.
Speaker 3: First thing I came up with was Japanese are what
Speaker 3: was you talking about? I was gonna talk about like
Speaker 3: video gate, Like Japanese video we don't about that.
Speaker 2: I was like, who do you play those games with?
Speaker 2: Myself exactly, YE would be listening to this just you.
Speaker 2: It's just I would listen to this episode. I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is great, and everybody's like, what is he talking about?
Speaker 3: Who is this? Lady? Okay?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 3: What else? And then I and then I this morning
Speaker 3: I pitched to Sydney.
Speaker 1: Graphic design, which like is cute.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. So
Speaker 2: what does graphic design even.
Speaker 3: Everyone out there? The thing? The only reason I am
Speaker 3: marginally successful right now in our lowly like load tier
Speaker 3: comedy community because I can make a goddamn poster that
Speaker 3: doesn't look like ship and everything else out.
Speaker 2: Here posters, And you're making websites.
Speaker 3: And making websites, So why don't you do our show?
Speaker 3: What's up? How much? How much you guys can hire me?
Speaker 3: How much you already? Higher? Yeah? Higher? Oh that word.
Speaker 3: It's a service. It's a service. Yeah, it should just
Speaker 3: be you know what I mean? How much you charge?
Speaker 3: How much you charge? Honestly, Like Josh Sharp the other
Speaker 3: day was like, hey, can you make a poster for
Speaker 3: the show? How much it's like flat rate?
Speaker 1: Eighty bucks flat rate one flyer?
Speaker 3: Then I'm gonna use for one show or no, no, no,
Speaker 3: and then I can like swap out the copy and
Speaker 3: then like change the lineup, change to give you eighty
Speaker 3: dollars again, no, eighty dollars flat for one like a franchise.
Speaker 2: Honey, okay, wait wait wait, so what if it's a
Speaker 2: flyer for Save Friends, our show the hot Box. But
Speaker 2: then we're like, oh, we're doing a live show, so
Speaker 2: you gotta swim first.
Speaker 1: The photo and the date and the location title. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, performer, you gotta do the whole flyer over.
Speaker 3: The whole fly over. We already gave you first of all.
Speaker 3: The Okay, no, and I don't mean it salts anyone
Speaker 3: in this room is promotional stuff. Hotbox. Hotbox has a
Speaker 3: great has a cute little poster.
Speaker 2: Oh, we had to do We had to remix it
Speaker 2: because it was like our faces weren't on it and it's.
Speaker 3: Like the first one, but the one, the one you
Speaker 3: guys posted today, it was cute, was cute.
Speaker 2: That's why I had to revise. If you can help
Speaker 2: us on like a good poster. What do you need
Speaker 2: for a poster to be pappened?
Speaker 3: Okay, if if you guys can't provide it with you,
Speaker 3: If you guys can't provide your own photography, that's fine.
Speaker 3: We'll make it just graphic and text and have it
Speaker 3: to interesting another way. Can you draw the cartoon version
Speaker 3: of it? I can't. I can draw sort of. I'm
Speaker 3: not like, I'm no, I'm no mateoan, I'm no.
Speaker 2: Illustrating, okay, because I would want you to draw us
Speaker 2: with like sailor moon legs would do that.
Speaker 3: Mattea would literally put your face on a sailor moon
Speaker 3: and then like keep your keep the body white. Okay.
Speaker 1: And how much would it cost for somebody to draw us?
Speaker 3: I think so for someone else, I don't know, for
Speaker 3: someone that's their own rate, But like it's usually like
Speaker 3: a lot because it's it's it's involved. It's like.
Speaker 2: Saying, yeah, we're going to keep the flyer that we have,
Speaker 2: that's what we got.
Speaker 3: Okay, we don't have to talk about graphic design, you guys.
Speaker 3: Sidney shot that down. She said, let's keep brain storming,
Speaker 3: and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, fun, yeah, but you travel a lot, so traveling.
Speaker 2: So it's the I called you where in the world
Speaker 2: is Kramel San Diego? Because world I can't keep.
Speaker 3: On Sandy, I'll draw you.
Speaker 1: Or I'll text you, and you'll already be somewhere else.
Speaker 1: You on a coala.
Speaker 2: You just got back, just got back from somewhere.
Speaker 3: Where were you? Well, we went to the three of
Speaker 3: us went to San Francisco, Yes we did. It was cute, Yes,
Speaker 3: I think I just really really got to hang out.
Speaker 2: No, but when you were all over well, you had
Speaker 2: many shows. You did show Busy and Bliss were busy,
Speaker 2: Joe Kim Booster. Wait, so you have La culture ristas
Speaker 2: I Don't Think So Honey live live and.
Speaker 3: In San Francisco, and then we went to l A
Speaker 3: for a couple of weeks too.
Speaker 2: Well, let's don't be glazing over it. Alasta Thunderfunk was.
Speaker 3: There, Alaska was there. She loved both of you. I
Speaker 3: love you guys. You both made it to the final round.
Speaker 1: We did, but we did not win.
Speaker 3: That honor went to Rachel Peagram.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I also was like, is this wait? How
Speaker 2: do we all three of us get in this final round?
Speaker 3: You two and Molly? Yeah? Yeah. I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: this was meant for the guy. It was me. They
Speaker 3: was such a good show.
Speaker 2: You have something wait, please tell the listeners about like
Speaker 2: I don't Think so hard?
Speaker 3: Okay, what is it? So I don't Think so Honey?
Speaker 3: Is a segment we do on my podcast that I
Speaker 3: co hosted with Matt Rogers, former guest of this show. Yes,
Speaker 3: and then we have a segment called I Don't Think
Speaker 3: So Honey. You take one minute to go off and
Speaker 3: rant about something that's getting your goat and culture or
Speaker 3: in life. And so then we've like made this liveshot
Speaker 3: of it, which is really fun.
Speaker 2: It's a movement though it really is a like, honestly,
Speaker 2: I'll be thinking in my head about things that I
Speaker 2: don't think so because it's so we deal with it
Speaker 2: in New York City. All I have to say that
Speaker 2: my friend Carolina is the one who even introduced me
Speaker 2: to that part of podcast.
Speaker 1: She was like, it's so good.
Speaker 2: And then we were on the street in Bushwick walking
Speaker 2: to a show and she was like, ready, I want
Speaker 2: to time you sixty seconds and and I didn't. I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't think it's the white people in Brooklyn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, white people is like a great not too Carolina
Speaker 3: fucking slated slated one of the live shows shows so great,
Speaker 3: so fucking good.
Speaker 2: Jabuki Jibuki did Lettuce and I was like Lettuce.
Speaker 3: He's like, you ashy, you're and he said spinach spinach
Speaker 3: is the real spinach crossing. It does wraps, it does
Speaker 3: Smoothie was like, spinach is crossed.
Speaker 1: She was like, you're right, Jabuki, I've never even thought
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 2: She didn't talk about Kale though he did it, I
Speaker 2: don't think he touched kale because kale is not really
Speaker 2: our green.
Speaker 1: No, you know, we're more a collared crowd.
Speaker 2: We're a collar Also, when I think of salads, I
Speaker 2: don't like a kale salad to me is like two.
Speaker 3: It's not supposed to be in a salad. It's rough it.
Speaker 3: It's like swallowing daggers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like the soil, like it tastes of soil.
Speaker 2: That was like, it's real grainy. I don't know, it's
Speaker 2: not for us. It's minerally.
Speaker 3: It's minerally. But then you but then so then we
Speaker 3: did the version in San Francisco Cluster five. It was great. Man,
Speaker 3: it was fun where it was like competitive, but we'd
Speaker 3: done competitive before where we did head to head matchups
Speaker 3: and that felt gross because everyone would leave feeling bad.
Speaker 2: No, they just don't know what competition is. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: but petition, bitch, what do you win?
Speaker 3: You win? Do you win money? You don't win money? Okay,
Speaker 3: so what's just to get the title because the title
Speaker 3: yet ultimately doesn't matter. But for that for performers, it's like,
Speaker 3: oh I lost a chance to perform on stage, which
Speaker 3: for them is like capital.
Speaker 2: It's only a loss if there's money involved, exactly right.
Speaker 2: If you're not bringing out a big ass chick Price
Speaker 2: water Cooper chick, then I didn't lose anything.
Speaker 3: No, you're right, You're right, even though I.
Speaker 2: Did lose, and I was like, I feel like I.
Speaker 3: Won the losing though it's the losing. Like Joel Kimbostra
Speaker 3: is like I was robbed and when we were I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2: I mean, I saw the comments on Instagram and people
Speaker 2: are like, I loved Joels, and I was like, I mean,
Speaker 2: he did.
Speaker 3: Go in, he went in, He he did. I don't
Speaker 3: think so, honey. That bit of colm that comes out
Speaker 3: the day after you bought them for someone.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, like on a Sunday.
Speaker 3: It wasn't even Sunday. It wasn't even Sunday. This is
Speaker 3: so specific. And it was four pm on a seven
Speaker 3: in the front round.
Speaker 2: My parents was there, and Aquafina did the show.
Speaker 3: Did the show.
Speaker 1: You had a lot of celebrities on your show.
Speaker 3: Dude. It was fun. It was fun. And then you
Speaker 3: came down from that and you had to go to
Speaker 3: l A and l A you did. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 3: we did it. There and that was fun too. Where
Speaker 3: did you guys do it in l A? I Coplex,
Speaker 3: which is just like like Lizzo does her concerts there.
Speaker 3: I love Liz. It's like a fun, big like concert venue.
Speaker 3: We think would have had her on there. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: can you imagine get your people to get in touch
Speaker 3: with Lizzo? She did drag Race. She likes the gays,
Speaker 3: she likes the gaze. I know, she loves the gaye.
Speaker 3: She she just did Pride Yes. But it was so fun.
Speaker 3: And then but then it was like I didn't get
Speaker 3: a chance to hang in l A.
Speaker 2: Well, what do you like to do when you're in LA?
Speaker 2: I'm here for the tackle trucks and the two ubers.
Speaker 3: Didn't go to A. Yeah. I love the fucking I mean,
Speaker 3: but I did end up paying like three hundred dollars
Speaker 3: in lists because I because we didn't want a car,
Speaker 3: but yeah, because you're like, oh, it's only two dolls.
Speaker 3: And then and you're like, you know, I still got
Speaker 3: to settle everything and like give them out of Vemo
Speaker 3: to be like, hey, you won't listen, honey.
Speaker 1: If you didn't give the vimo a week after it's gone.
Speaker 3: Say no, no, no, I'm going through my receipts.
Speaker 2: Receipts, go through our receipts. Let's go through our receipts. Yeah, sorry, says,
Speaker 2: can't have you there.
Speaker 3: If you went, you went through your receipts, you would
Speaker 3: pay off that six grand and like she would.
Speaker 2: Ciny is like one of these people that like buys
Speaker 2: things for people regularly.
Speaker 3: I do meet you, but that's what I do too,
Speaker 3: and then I let things slip away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks, but I just put it in the universe.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's gonna go come back another way.
Speaker 2: You know sure that you have to do that. You
Speaker 2: have to think about. Okay, you didn't get it from
Speaker 2: this person, but before you know it, something a gig
Speaker 2: is going to come up and you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's the exact amount that this motherfucker old me. I
Speaker 2: was talking to my mom today about a gig that
Speaker 2: I did in a book, and she was like, it's
Speaker 2: because it's because you don't pray.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like what. She was like,
Speaker 1: you haven't been a church.
Speaker 3: You not tithing? She was like you do not? Yeah,
Speaker 3: she was like, your brother used to go to church
Speaker 3: all She's like he goes every day. He's in La
Speaker 3: now a wait, Okay is this how do you navigate that?
Speaker 3: Because this sounds like sort of familiar.
Speaker 2: I put my mother on speaker and I just was
Speaker 2: rolling my eyes on a boomerang and I was trying
Speaker 2: to post it on Instagram, just talking to my mom
Speaker 2: about not booking things because I don't pray. But she's
Speaker 2: my mother is really generous. She gives things to people
Speaker 2: like she's always given. Like, if you go to my
Speaker 2: mother's house, you're not leaving empty handed, me with food
Speaker 2: or towels or brown sugar package.
Speaker 3: I need towels? Do you need Canada dry?
Speaker 2: Like? She she won't let you leave without taking something.
Speaker 2: And she says she gives things to people and it
Speaker 2: comes back to her.
Speaker 3: Later in what ways.
Speaker 2: That's what I was wondering. Okay, you're stealing out no money? Wait,
Speaker 2: let me tell you. I when I first started waitressing,
Speaker 2: I had gotten all my money or whatever from a
Speaker 2: week and it was like two thousand and something dollars,
Speaker 2: so my rent was in there. And then I had
Speaker 2: extra money because I was going to Miami. I go
Speaker 2: to a party, go to after hours.
Speaker 3: Some money went in my.
Speaker 1: Purse took all the money, all of it.
Speaker 3: It was like.
Speaker 1: Twenty six hundred dollars. It was a lot of money,
Speaker 1: and I was why.
Speaker 3: Did you have what it? Was it in rubber banks?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 2: It was in an envelope? And it was at that
Speaker 2: It was at the bottom of my dusty ass bag.
Speaker 2: Are you sure somebody went in there or you were
Speaker 2: like you were swinging your bag.
Speaker 3: Like this side.
Speaker 2: No. I hit no. I hit my purse in a car.
Speaker 2: And then when we went to the after hours, I
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, I guess I'm gonna take my purse
Speaker 2: because I need to go to the store.
Speaker 1: They stole the money, so I'm freaking out.
Speaker 3: I was like, did they take anything else? No?
Speaker 2: And I had a camera, I had other things of value.
Speaker 2: You had a little, I had a little I had.
Speaker 2: I had an iPod. I had a whole bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2: Was it a nano?
Speaker 3: Let me live?
Speaker 1: I want to paint them photo for the listener.
Speaker 2: Anyway, long story short, I work that week and I
Speaker 2: made all the money back and more. Okay, just before
Speaker 2: I went to it is Miami trip. So people kept
Speaker 2: tipping me over tipping me, and I was like, see
Speaker 2: this is because I lost all that money, but.
Speaker 1: You could have had double the money.
Speaker 2: Yes, if I'm thinking about the cup being half full
Speaker 2: or half empty or whatever, full back it comes back.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I believe them is not real.
Speaker 3: You don't believe. Do you have religion? I don't have religion.
Speaker 3: I just don't think the universe cares about us? Do
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: I do feel like that, But I do also at
Speaker 2: the same time feel like everything happens exactly the way it's.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, in some way I believe that. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: like maybe I have a tough time reconcidly list but
Speaker 3: it's like, how I don't believe in astrology. It's like, okay,
Speaker 3: why I don't believe in that? None of us do think? Well,
Speaker 3: here's the thing, like, why do we think that stars
Speaker 3: hundreds of billions of light years away have any effect
Speaker 3: on my behavior? Do you know what I'm saying? Like
Speaker 3: the gravitational pull of a fucking star that is so
Speaker 3: fucking but believe it?
Speaker 2: And shout out to David Gilbert because I know he's
Speaker 2: listening and he's reading, and.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, yeah, well, David knows how I feel
Speaker 3: about he turned off the podcast right now.
Speaker 2: It's like the time that you were born on the
Speaker 2: day of the week, mix like mixed perhold now and
Speaker 2: it's like what lots of people were born on the
Speaker 2: same day at the same time.
Speaker 3: But I do believe that.
Speaker 1: Things happen for a reason.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, I believe they do.
Speaker 2: And I do believe in karma as well. I I
Speaker 2: do believe in like, whatever you put out in the
Speaker 2: universe is going to come back. So it doesn't mean
Speaker 2: like a necessary thing, that a specific thing that I
Speaker 2: did to you is going to come back to me.
Speaker 3: I just think it's like overall, it goes into some lump, yes, some,
Speaker 3: and then it comes back.
Speaker 2: When all of my money was taken, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's because I have fucked my friend's ex boyfriend. That's why,
Speaker 2: that's why, that's why, that's when the money and when
Speaker 2: the money came back, I was like, oh see, that's
Speaker 2: the karma come back in the person who stole the
Speaker 2: money from me, got it?
Speaker 3: You banged your friends X.
Speaker 2: Yes, he broke out and I was she didn't know
Speaker 2: broke out with her, So how do you feel about that?
Speaker 3: But that's that situation devastating devastating.
Speaker 2: It was devastating because it was it was not okay,
Speaker 2: it was right because the person who told her told
Speaker 2: her at it after hours.
Speaker 3: So this girl had already dropped a pill, probably did
Speaker 3: some just ruined her whole, ruined her whole, and it
Speaker 3: was in front of everybody.
Speaker 2: So it was wait, who snitched my friend was like,
Speaker 2: Sydney's banging such and such.
Speaker 1: Sydney's banging Kyle.
Speaker 3: It's okay because you got robbed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my God always provides a balance.
Speaker 3: But you would never do that now. No, Well, first
Speaker 3: of all, I'm not banging no dude. So that's that's one,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: And also, I don't want anybody that my friends have
Speaker 2: been with you've been. I don't want nobody I know
Speaker 2: you don't want. I don't even want that person to
Speaker 2: pour me a glass of water.
Speaker 3: Come on in a desert. Oh my god, everyone drink
Speaker 3: from a white man's Is this is Marie? Is this
Speaker 3: still your? Is this summer of home or you're the
Speaker 3: year of home?
Speaker 2: And I'm doing such a bad job of being a hole.
Speaker 2: I just I feel like I'm not meeting enough people. Okay,
Speaker 2: I think it's because you're in New York.
Speaker 3: Though New York is hard, I'm I'm like going through.
Speaker 3: I'm going through like I'm going through like when it
Speaker 3: rains at porous situation, as you just got dis all
Speaker 3: over your face right now in your neck. No no, no,
Speaker 3: I just I've been working with like a three year
Speaker 3: dry spell and now I'm just like, oh, okay, this
Speaker 3: is what like dating is. Like I had to be
Speaker 3: reminded of like what the ritual was because it had
Speaker 3: just been song what's the ritual for you? For me,
Speaker 3: it's just like, oh, like you know, I take them
Speaker 3: out to dinner at River Jelly and Brooklyn Heights. We
Speaker 3: walk by the pier. You take them out to dinner,
Speaker 3: you know. But lately it's been like it's it's their idea.
Speaker 3: It's like, come over to my place, I'll make you
Speaker 3: a drink, and then you go to the pride parade.
Speaker 3: Like that was my pride I was. It was so nice,
Speaker 3: it was so great, and like I'm just like a
Speaker 3: pleasantly surprised at like this being like a part of
Speaker 3: my life now, whereas in the I spent literally the
Speaker 3: last three years being like okay, well I'm out, like
Speaker 3: I'm I guess nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I amount of my prime like whatever, no.
Speaker 1: Way, Yeah, yeah, that's the way your ankles are set up.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, my ankles are too hot. My
Speaker 3: calves are yours are? My calves are too blow My
Speaker 3: legs are short and stubby? Five eight. It's not great.
Speaker 3: Oh she doesn't present us five age, she doesn't present
Speaker 3: usiba what did she present us?
Speaker 1: Like a five six marine?
Speaker 3: Sure? I'm a short, yes, but you know what it is.
Speaker 2: I have a really big sense of self, so I
Speaker 2: think I'm the same height as assholes.
Speaker 1: No, nobody's five four.
Speaker 3: Okay, but see Marie, like, don't tell me your height yet,
Speaker 3: you present as like six foot even I know that's
Speaker 3: not your height. Yeah, but that's all hair. Say that
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: Like people who follow me on Instagram or watch my
Speaker 2: videos when they meet me, they're like, oh, I thought
Speaker 2: you were bigger, and I'm like, no, just my mouth.
Speaker 3: But they're like, put yourself scared. It seems same to you,
Speaker 3: Sydney like you present as like I'm like, oh, Sydney, like, well,
Speaker 3: that's because I wear heels to everything you do.
Speaker 2: Throw I will wear a five inch heel at a
Speaker 2: show that's like has twelve people in it, not.
Speaker 3: In a basement, not in a dandass bar.
Speaker 2: And I wear heels a lot, and it's just it's
Speaker 2: because of working for so long you had to wear
Speaker 2: so and I just feel like heels elongates you.
Speaker 3: It makes you feel like better both of you. And
Speaker 3: people have said this to you so many times before
Speaker 3: and it sounds so shallow, but like both of you
Speaker 3: really like show up to look.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean every once in a while, to
Speaker 1: take a day off every one in while I went.
Speaker 3: I went to the knitting factory on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I had I left my clipping bang at the house.
Speaker 2: I just the photographer is trying to take pictures.
Speaker 3: So I was like this, this ain't it. I was like,
Speaker 3: don't tag me in any of these things. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Photographer was cute.
Speaker 3: It was a dude.
Speaker 1: And I couldn't tell if he was gay.
Speaker 3: Or if he was straight.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I was like, it's pride and
Speaker 1: you're here, so you already had a nose ring.
Speaker 3: And I was like, you thought he was cute, Marie.
Speaker 3: He was cute. Oh and let's get on this. Let's
Speaker 3: figure out who this.
Speaker 2: Guy is I mean, he slid in my DMS to
Speaker 2: send me a photo that you had taken to me,
Speaker 2: and I was like, you can delete that.
Speaker 3: Okay, YouTube probably know this, but like dms.
Speaker 2: My dms are dry, so dry I which is crazy
Speaker 2: Marie because people will come in my d MS asking
Speaker 2: about you.
Speaker 1: Whoa They were like, Oh, what's what's your friends deal?
Speaker 2: Something about who I am and how I present myself,
Speaker 2: Like just on the train out and about, like I'll
Speaker 2: see people who are attractive, they won't come talk to me.
Speaker 2: But and then I'm like, but do you see how
Speaker 2: mean I am? Why are you coming to me about Marie?
Speaker 2: Because I'll be like, because I'm because I'm meaner than you.
Speaker 3: You know, if people into your DMS about you know.
Speaker 2: About Marie, if I'll look at their profile, I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is not even worse me sinning this to her?
Speaker 3: Why would I do that? That's a waste. Well, aren't
Speaker 3: you like that? Yeah? Yeah, who's sliding in your dms? Well?
Speaker 3: The thing is the people I just like, I never
Speaker 3: took that. I didn't. I didn't know what that meant.
Speaker 3: For the longest time, I was like, what does that mean? Yeah,
Speaker 3: someone's dming. You great, But I was like, people are
Speaker 3: fucking up through DMS.
Speaker 1: Yeah, got it.
Speaker 3: And then then now like this is the way that
Speaker 3: I'm like meeting people, This is the way that I'm
Speaker 3: meeting people now, And I'm like, oh, that's crazy. First
Speaker 3: of all, like Grinder is like dad, Everyone's like like
Speaker 3: the official proclamation out of like West Hollywood is that
Speaker 3: like Grinder's dad, Everyone's people are only fucking through DMS,
Speaker 3: Grinder's lane, Grinders for the normal, for the normals. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh fuck, I got here. I'm still like
Speaker 3: setting up all these traps, like what is going on? Okay?
Speaker 1: So wait, so we already did the New York thing.
Speaker 2: When you when you go somewhere else, like you've been
Speaker 2: to Australia, how do you meet people over there?
Speaker 3: The apps?
Speaker 1: Because apps, the apps work. The Wi Fi works there.
Speaker 3: Too, works there too. You don't just convert, you don't
Speaker 3: have to convert. But the thing is when you're in
Speaker 3: other places like New York is so fucked up because
Speaker 3: when you go to other places, when you go to
Speaker 3: Australia where there's a big Asian population, it's it's both
Speaker 3: better and worse where it's like because like Asians to
Speaker 3: people in Australia, there's if you watch Australian comedy, like
Speaker 3: a punchline is like, oh, the fucking Asians. It's like
Speaker 3: because it's like they they see them as some as
Speaker 3: this like immigrant population that's like, oh, so they're the Mexicans. Yeah,
Speaker 3: essentially here and so you go over there and it's
Speaker 3: like you're fetishized in a way. That's like fine for
Speaker 3: me as like a as a traveling whatever, I don't
Speaker 3: care actually exactly exactly. But then you're also like oh,
Speaker 3: but then people are also more like openly like no
Speaker 3: Asians please.
Speaker 2: And you're like, ah, yeah, that's like a thing right,
Speaker 2: It's like no fatties and no something, no fish.
Speaker 1: How could somebody write no Asians?
Speaker 3: I can't. It's it's like people aren't doing it as
Speaker 3: much now. But like when Grinder first came out, that
Speaker 3: was like the tagline and the fact that that is
Speaker 3: like that that was normal for so long is like yes,
Speaker 3: never know it and we've never been on ground exactly crazy.
Speaker 3: It's like yeah, it's like mainstream to somewhere, so how
Speaker 3: so what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Like if somebody says that, like have you ever been
Speaker 2: interested in somebody and they were like no, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then you like change their mind are you?
Speaker 3: Like? I don't want to change their minds at that point,
Speaker 3: Like like I've had conversations with people and like with
Speaker 3: other engage in people, and like we're all like, oh no,
Speaker 3: when someone says that, it's actually a relief because then
Speaker 3: you know not to fuck with that right as a person.
Speaker 3: As a person, like why no, I don't want to
Speaker 3: be your friend. I don't want to do nothing right now.
Speaker 2: That's like the you're really pretty for a black girl,
Speaker 2: and it's like what no, the the fact that you
Speaker 2: fixed your no lips to tell me your SpongeBob SquarePants
Speaker 2: not existent top and bottom lip, you're your back finger lip, yeah,
Speaker 2: your horizontal Yeah, stop talking to your slits.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about your slip. That's funny, super pretty for
Speaker 3: I don't usually like black girls, but right, it's that thing.
Speaker 3: It's that thing. But then know when you go to Australia,
Speaker 3: it's cue when you go to candidates like Montreal, it
Speaker 3: was fun for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about that, like like poutine, like.
Speaker 3: Poutine Montreal, Well, I grew up I grew up there,
Speaker 3: and then he went from from like I moved on.
Speaker 3: It's like nine Okay, I spoke French, ixpect English, and
Speaker 3: I forgot all of my French within like sixpences moving
Speaker 3: to the US. I mean you said, what's the glasses? Bruno?
Speaker 3: Can you talk at about it French? Well, my mom
Speaker 3: and dad speak French right, well, but then did they?
Speaker 3: Did you ever learn it? I did learn it's very.
Speaker 1: Pretty crabby.
Speaker 3: It's pretty crappy.
Speaker 1: No reason why you don't have dick all up and
Speaker 1: through your body should be.
Speaker 3: No reason you should be impaled.
Speaker 1: Okay, I should be a stewer, dish dick Cobb.
Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta get We all have to get
Speaker 3: spit roasted at one point in our lives. Have you
Speaker 3: ever been I've never been spit roasted? What's that? That's
Speaker 3: when you're getting it from both uns? Oh?
Speaker 2: Never, fucking never, spinning spinning over and take over over,
Speaker 2: Casper mattress, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Which but you have to get on both ends.
Speaker 2: I have not at the same time, not at the
Speaker 2: same time, but I definitely I can't. It feels like
Speaker 2: a lot of I'm out of it choreography. I'm out
Speaker 2: of the it feels like five six, seven eight if
Speaker 2: my girlfriend, if Adrian left me, I think I just
Speaker 2: wouldn't date ever again.
Speaker 3: Really, what I genuinely believe you don't You don't think
Speaker 3: there's a ton amount of time for you not to
Speaker 3: date and then you.
Speaker 2: Get back in No, I think that I genuinely just
Speaker 2: don't have the patience to do whatever y'all are. The
Speaker 2: way y'all talk about it, I'm like, and Marie's I
Speaker 2: feel like Marie has more fun than most people. Didn't
Speaker 2: talk about dating because I don't say anything serious. And
Speaker 2: then I got a massage and then we ate again,
Speaker 2: and then we went to the opera.
Speaker 3: That's how you keep bringing the opera. And I'm like, dang.
Speaker 2: I went yeah because I had like a day date
Speaker 2: with this dude and he was like, how do you
Speaker 2: feel about massages?
Speaker 3: And I was like, you want to give me a massage?
Speaker 2: And he was like, I booked massages this afternoon and
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, I love a massage and a
Speaker 2: casual like three pm appointment.
Speaker 3: That's how you do it, dude.
Speaker 2: Like I couldn't be single and I have to because
Speaker 2: I'll just be thinking about well, Marie went to.
Speaker 3: The opera massage.
Speaker 1: I don't look like I could get massages an opera,
Speaker 1: isn't that?
Speaker 3: What did you an Adrian do that when you first
Speaker 3: started dating?
Speaker 1: I like, I went on like bike ride.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just coming to my shows, just being there,
Speaker 2: like what's up? You know, I was playing hard to
Speaker 2: get to me. I was waring hard to get you know,
Speaker 2: I remember because I was there.
Speaker 1: We were both like.
Speaker 2: You dare say that on the podcast, and then it
Speaker 2: was like something shifted and it was like I was
Speaker 2: still saying and City was like love.
Speaker 3: You, babe, and I was like we didn't.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what real dates are anymore, really,
Speaker 2: you know, I just feel like hanging out, getting something
Speaker 2: to eat, watch a movie like whatever.
Speaker 3: That's the normal. I mean, I'm just hanging and banging, hanging, hanging.
Speaker 3: See Okay. I was just on a date where we
Speaker 3: went to a bar and then he was like, okay,
Speaker 3: let's go. We're going to drag Bingo And I was like, what,
Speaker 3: Like you have this play it like meditated? Yeah, like
Speaker 3: you had a part two like ready to go like.
Speaker 1: That thought, guys, I love that, not playing anything.
Speaker 3: Because but then I don't know, I don't I don't.
Speaker 3: I never have the force that it.
Speaker 2: I was like, I never know where anything is. I
Speaker 2: don't know when time things starts, so like a nightcap?
Speaker 3: Is that what you No, they went to drag Bingo
Speaker 3: to drag Bingo, and then I want, and then I want,
Speaker 3: and then we want. I want like a vintage porn
Speaker 3: DVD and then there was like the perfect thing and
Speaker 3: we both giggled about it.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is great, this is recent. That's
Speaker 2: pretty recent. Yeah, that's great. I mean I just feel like,
Speaker 2: what else is rock climbing.
Speaker 3: Throwing?
Speaker 1: Like what are we doing?
Speaker 3: I can't? Yeah, you're right, are we? Laser tag? I
Speaker 3: like laser tag? Laser tag?
Speaker 1: I would do that on a date with a group
Speaker 1: with a group that he's saying, like a date, like if.
Speaker 3: You want to do a day like it' very it's
Speaker 3: two ten things I hate about you. But the same
Speaker 3: guy also when one day was like hey you should
Speaker 3: come over, he goes, hey Sunday, if you don't have plans,
Speaker 3: we should take a boxing class and then you should
Speaker 3: come to my place. I'll kick you eggs and babblah,
Speaker 3: And I was like, who are you eggs? Is he
Speaker 3: like an event right now. He events for his magazine.
Speaker 3: He's a fucking whatever. If he's listening whatever, he's a
Speaker 3: fucking psychiatrist, like he like runs. He's his own fucking pschi.
Speaker 3: He's slitting a dam. He came to he did the
Speaker 3: Adrian thing. He came to shows, and I was like,
Speaker 3: and he'ld always would always brings some hot guy. He's
Speaker 3: a ton like he would always bring some Howky was like,
Speaker 3: oh great.
Speaker 2: He's a ten to me. Whatever, wait, hold on to you.
Speaker 2: What's your tim He's he's just like in the in
Speaker 2: the in the movie of your Life, who would be
Speaker 2: your meet?
Speaker 3: Cute? Like who? What's celebrity? Celebrity? Okay, well I can't like,
Speaker 3: I'll just describe him. Okay. He's just like perfectly like chiseled,
Speaker 3: like ethnic dude. Okay, he's brown, he's tall, he's short, tall,
Speaker 3: like so smart, so fun. It's like such a good
Speaker 3: listener and like I message one of his friends, I
Speaker 3: like DM one of his friends he's with I. Oh
Speaker 3: I DM, I love her. I was like, what's his deal?
Speaker 3: She was like, honestly, his deal is that he's an
Speaker 3: amazing listener and he's a great guy, and it's like what. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know that's that. This is this
Speaker 3: is this is new, this is new unity where where
Speaker 3: I'm just like I'm trying to like, have you guys
Speaker 3: hooked up party? That's good, it's good.
Speaker 2: And Marie, I don't have any of that for you.
Speaker 2: You're like you will never know. I'll have nobody for you.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, read like let me figure out his deal.
Speaker 2: He's just a good listener. I was like, I'm like, yo,
Speaker 2: he ain't ship, but dick is crazy?
Speaker 3: Is crazy?
Speaker 2: Go in a spiral. I heard he's gonna get you wings.
Speaker 2: His dick has a hook. It curves and it has
Speaker 2: a hook cross like, well, somebody did a friend of ours,
Speaker 2: Robin Robin Cloud, who did our podcast. She was our
Speaker 2: lesbian expert. She was like, my friend so and So
Speaker 2: thinks you're super attractive. Interested, Yeah, talking to me? And
Speaker 2: So I went to his paint and his paid was
Speaker 2: private and I was like, yeah, what was his deal?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: How tall is he? Where does he work?
Speaker 2: You know? Is he nice?
Speaker 1: And she was like he in Brooklyn? And then she
Speaker 1: was like no, Harlem and I was like there was
Speaker 1: a catch.
Speaker 3: That catch.
Speaker 1: She's like, he's really nice.
Speaker 3: She's like blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: He works at this place, and it was like, you
Speaker 2: guys need to stop being so lazy, though, like you can't.
Speaker 2: That's the longestance relationship from Brooklyn. Okay, Well that's what
Speaker 2: happened to a friend of mine. She was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I was talking to this dude.
Speaker 3: He lives in Tribeca. I live in Harlem and she's
Speaker 3: not commute to.
Speaker 1: Tribeca from anywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's tired.
Speaker 2: She's like, if you want to hang out with me,
Speaker 2: you're gonna come to Harlem too, Like why do I
Speaker 2: need to come to Tribeca all the time? Because he
Speaker 2: had a loft and art but she has a nice
Speaker 2: apartment too, Like, you you have the money, so get
Speaker 2: in a car and come to Harlem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but see, I don't want people to come to
Speaker 3: my house.
Speaker 2: You what is that? I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I don't want to. What is its? Host? She doesn't
Speaker 3: have a roommate, so she might as well just technically don't.
Speaker 1: So I mean she's moving out in like four days,
Speaker 1: but she hasn't been here almost.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm this guy, I'm like I've been seeing him
Speaker 3: tonight and then I'm like, I'll probably like, you'll probably
Speaker 3: come hanging out of my place and I'm doing like
Speaker 3: a fucking deep clean hot oil. I'm just a hot
Speaker 3: old treatment. It's cute. Where's its like? It's like pipe
Speaker 3: barclays me over by like where we did his podcast. Well,
Speaker 3: I'm sure it looks nice.
Speaker 2: I'm sure well that I'm hanging and banging with lives
Speaker 2: across the street from where we were.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was like that, so maybe you should
Speaker 1: go like, well, he.
Speaker 3: Goes, Okay, I'm not dating you know what. I'm not
Speaker 3: even dating this. I guess I'm hanging and banging.
Speaker 1: Hanging and banging, hanging. I just like how it rolls right.
Speaker 3: Off the town, hanging and banging and we're dropping the G.
Speaker 1: We're dropping the G hanging like a pasta view over there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hanging, bang, hang back.
Speaker 3: And I think you would be I think you shouldn't.
Speaker 3: I mean, like know you and Adrea are like the
Speaker 3: best cop YouTube, but don't don't say don't like I
Speaker 3: don't think that she would keep herself, she would not
Speaker 3: not date.
Speaker 2: Well. Before I had met Adrian, I hadn't had sex
Speaker 2: with anybody in a year, but sis there had been
Speaker 2: some recent developments where it just was like, Sydney, are
Speaker 2: you flirting with this person? And you were like, no,
Speaker 2: we're well, because you just gotta you gotta know how
Speaker 2: to you got to turn the flirt on. You can't
Speaker 2: forget how to flirt, and you're good at flirting. But
Speaker 2: I just feel like you're someone somewhere eventually would like
Speaker 2: you'd be like, oh, I'm intrigued by this by this
Speaker 2: young man or this woman. I don't think I would
Speaker 2: have to get up off the couch and go engage
Speaker 2: with this person.
Speaker 3: That's too much work. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: People will come to you that, like both of you
Speaker 3: like people at some point, well yeah, this.
Speaker 2: Dude was like, we don't always have to come to
Speaker 2: my house, like I'll come to your house, and I
Speaker 2: was like, you dont.
Speaker 3: Want Why do you want to go to my house?
Speaker 3: You don't want that. Meanwhile, we're I mean, like, you're
Speaker 3: hosting people every fucking week to record this I am.
Speaker 1: They're not laying in my bed with their street clothes.
Speaker 3: Fine, there's that, you know, Audrey and building I do. So,
Speaker 3: then then what's the I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was talking to this this guy, and he was like,
Speaker 2: you got to have a sex blanket, like a blanket
Speaker 2: that you only use for what you put it on
Speaker 2: the bed for six.
Speaker 3: The sex blanket. Oh my god, I gotta go buy.
Speaker 3: I gotta go stop by Target.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's like you just flip it, you know, No,
Speaker 1: you gotta wash it, but you don't.
Speaker 2: Don't rewatch the whole dirty duvet is also dirty. And
Speaker 2: I gotta wash my mattress chopper.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I do the mattress toppers. I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: it's a lot. It's a lot to get hosted.
Speaker 2: Speaking of duvet, when you went to China, if you
Speaker 2: get any good fabrics there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you do if you gotta talk about travel? Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Well when I think China, I think of hair, hair,
Speaker 2: and I think of.
Speaker 3: Food, yes, and I think hair, communism and communism, abolishing
Speaker 3: term liaments for a prime minister. Sure, China's China's fine,
Speaker 3: China go.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you had an exciting time, but no, I
Speaker 1: love China.
Speaker 3: I loved, but now it's this thing where every time
Speaker 3: I go back, my relatives are like your mandarin sucks,
Speaker 3: and I'm like.
Speaker 2: I know, well, anytime you go back to the homeland,
Speaker 2: anyone is, and you've been in the United States, are
Speaker 2: going be like, you sound American, but.
Speaker 3: It makes me anxious, Like, but I'm speaking French with you, guys.
Speaker 3: Can you say a little Mandarin? Like ye, what I said?
Speaker 3: You guys? Give me something I'm gonna say, or ask
Speaker 3: me a question and I'll respond. But when are you
Speaker 3: wearing a Lady Gaga T shirt? Well? Since I said
Speaker 3: two Lady Gaga, uh tencent? What does that? What does
Speaker 3: that sound like to you guys? It's like full gebbrush.
Speaker 1: No, it seems like I was like, it sounds like
Speaker 1: the beginning of a sentence, but not the whole sentence.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: The Mandarin it's known for the it's efficiency because it's
Speaker 3: one character when one character, when syllable per characters say
Speaker 3: the thing that you said one more time since I
Speaker 3: died twin Lady Gaga tencent? And you just said I'm
Speaker 3: wearing a Lady Gaga T shirt, which is a simple
Speaker 3: like ask me, okay, oh you were asked me are
Speaker 3: you wearing a your question, are you a top or bottom? Yes? Shoes?
Speaker 3: You go top sugar, eat a bottom sugar? Oh you
Speaker 3: got versatile shoes, sweet wash and what what wash the
Speaker 3: t you get p versatile?
Speaker 1: He's like, well, well the sex blanket is there bottom, but.
Speaker 3: Then when you but then when you flip it, my
Speaker 3: house on the bottle. But you know what I was
Speaker 3: saying is okay, you guys will find this funny. So
Speaker 3: you have we have tops and bottoms here and then versatiles. Right,
Speaker 3: what's versatile? It means like you can do so in
Speaker 3: China on the absolutelyast the way you communicate that as
Speaker 3: people ask you, are you a one or a zero?
Speaker 3: So if you're top, you're a one. If you're a bottom,
Speaker 3: you're the whole. Damn a zero. That's so rude. You're
Speaker 3: the whole because you're the whole. And then with the one,
Speaker 3: you're the insert the insertion or okay, the matrix in China,
Speaker 3: so it is like a binary in China. But when
Speaker 3: you're versatile, you say you're a zero point five. Isn't
Speaker 3: that funny? Like you're halfway in between? Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: They don't really like math over there.
Speaker 3: So fucking much.
Speaker 2: And it's just so important because I'm not going to
Speaker 2: use this for anything, but it's just great to know
Speaker 2: it's Snapple facts.
Speaker 3: It's Snapple facts.
Speaker 1: Well, where's your favorite place that you've been been?
Speaker 3: It's fucking cliche as hell, and you guys can make
Speaker 3: fun of me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love Paris.
Speaker 3: Have you been? No, I gotta go. You and Adrien
Speaker 3: have to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just go do gay lesbian things.
Speaker 2: It's for love, you know, it's just for love and
Speaker 2: just I mean everyone in Paris is not in love
Speaker 2: with everybody in Paris. They they're busy and they're running
Speaker 2: to work and they're eating bread and buying board.
Speaker 3: Like it's it's like New York. It's New York. Yea. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's this great book that it's like Paris and New York.
Speaker 3: And it's like it compares one pages of the New
Speaker 3: York excited pages Paris sit and so they do, but
Speaker 3: they just do like it's it's cute. It's like a
Speaker 3: coffee table book. But anyway, New York.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find that. Yeah, we'll find that. I I
Speaker 3: love it there and I've only been once and that
Speaker 3: was with my family. I didn't get to exit.
Speaker 2: Yes, I went with my mom like two years ago,
Speaker 2: and I want to go back for and spend a
Speaker 2: month in Paris.
Speaker 3: We go, we should go, we should go. We've we
Speaker 3: talked about this, talk about this.
Speaker 2: I would do a fucking trip because you said we
Speaker 2: we wanted to do a big ass, like cute trip.
Speaker 3: I might go at the end of the fucking summer.
Speaker 3: I don't care, Like I don't have a job anymore.
Speaker 2: I want to go, like, well, when I pay off
Speaker 2: this ir but it's going to be paid off. I'm
Speaker 2: not even that worried. I'm putting in a universe.
Speaker 3: I talked to the.
Speaker 2: Universe that that Bowen thinks does not exist. He's like,
Speaker 2: the universe don't care about it exists.
Speaker 3: It does not care. It's afraid.
Speaker 1: I'm all listen, you prayed, you spoke to my mom.
Speaker 1: I'm always praying, Marie.
Speaker 2: After you took me to a hill song, I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I took city house, hills city cool church, a.
Speaker 3: House, cool church. I'm always curious, but is it always
Speaker 3: at highline? Where is it? We went to New Year's Eve,
Speaker 3: didn't we wo?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we went to the New Year's Eve service, but
Speaker 2: it wasn't on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 3: It was like the day before, the day before. It
Speaker 3: was on a Friday or something.
Speaker 2: It's at Highland or it's like it'll be at this
Speaker 2: place on Broadway, Okay, like where the lan King is. Sure,
Speaker 2: but it's cool because it's it almost feels like a
Speaker 2: ted talk because it doesn't feel like they're preaching at you. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: it just feels like you're like listening to somebody that's like, well,
Speaker 2: if you do want to do this in your life,
Speaker 2: you got to do this.
Speaker 3: This thing.
Speaker 1: Plaster was funny. He was doing it, they were doing
Speaker 1: they were great.
Speaker 3: I mean, they're hosting. It's but it's entertaining.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and people have on like body contresses and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, sis, you just came back from the club.
Speaker 3: Like everyone looks snatched.
Speaker 2: I went with Marie and Christicello and they were like
Speaker 2: doing that like religious way, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is a cult.
Speaker 3: I gotta get the fuck out of it. I mean,
Speaker 3: And so as an outsider, it seems like that, and
Speaker 3: like it does justin Bieber's fucking pastor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's great though, he's really funny.
Speaker 2: I'm sure like the main pastor of Song the Black
Speaker 2: you know, it's some white dude that has like sleeve
Speaker 2: tattoos and like he's like the pastor for like the
Speaker 2: New York Knicks or something like Justin Bieber will.
Speaker 3: Call him to be like can you pray for me?
Speaker 3: Like really? And he did.
Speaker 1: He sat with Oprah and did like a talk with Oprah.
Speaker 3: He this guy up. His name is Carl.
Speaker 2: His name is Carl car Carl Winslow was a black man.
Speaker 2: But every time I hear Carl, I think of like
Speaker 2: a white guy or carls.
Speaker 3: I think it's a Carl Rove.
Speaker 2: But I.
Speaker 3: When was your.
Speaker 1: What was your favorite thing about? Give us the top three.
Speaker 3: Things that you loved about Paris? This is this is
Speaker 3: the cliche thing. Okay, we go up. My sister gets
Speaker 3: his tickets to go up to the top of No, no, no,
Speaker 3: we did that, which is fine. Okay, we did and
Speaker 3: we went to the top of okay, and it was
Speaker 3: at night and then sun sat and then right as
Speaker 3: it gets dark, you see the Eiffel Tower like across
Speaker 3: from you. And then that's when they light up the
Speaker 3: Eiffel Tower and it's just sparkling lights and it's like
Speaker 3: the most beautiful thing. Did you faint?
Speaker 2: Did you have?
Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, this is the most
Speaker 3: beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I just want to go to Paris and and
Speaker 2: see that the Eiffel title light up and I want
Speaker 2: to do like usher, it's seven.
Speaker 3: O'clock on the dot. I'm in my jopp. Why that
Speaker 3: in Paris? He was in Paris in the music video
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: And slow he was in Paris, so.
Speaker 3: Me, I just want to do you want to get free?
Speaker 1: And they kidnapped his girl.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this was freaking freaking out.
Speaker 2: The video doesn't match the song, but listen back in
Speaker 2: the day didn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: It's it's like a hype will you video drama?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: It makes I do miss an old music video.
Speaker 1: I miss because it's the videos you're they're all in
Speaker 1: at like the club now or.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or it's just it's it's just everything's just like
Speaker 3: two first thought.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But I love Paris because it just it feels like
Speaker 3: it feels like magic. It feels like it's like and
Speaker 3: then the way New York sometimes feels magical, like only
Speaker 3: in the summer, really, but like you're going to Paris
Speaker 3: and you're like, hmm, like something.
Speaker 2: I feel like New York kind of also feels magical
Speaker 2: in the winter too. Like right after it's snows, right
Speaker 2: after its like before it gets like dog peon and
Speaker 2: ship prints and it's like it's magic and I'm staying
Speaker 2: in the house.
Speaker 3: In times like Pride Pride, it's messy and Pride's like
Speaker 3: mostly like kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: Wait can we just talk about that for a little bit.
Speaker 1: I just don't like, I love a celebration.
Speaker 2: I want to have fun, but I just feel like
Speaker 2: Pride isn't taken seriously because it's just too many damn
Speaker 2: parties and people being But I thought that's what Pride was,
Speaker 2: was the parties. No, but that's where I'm getting That's
Speaker 2: where I think everything is misconstrued. It's like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: want to hop on Pride because there's parties and people
Speaker 2: got their titties out. Yeah, but it's like Pride is
Speaker 2: not being afraid of like who you really are? Right,
Speaker 2: And I don't think I think that's mixed up in
Speaker 2: this like well house music and let's get hold and
Speaker 2: let's get sucked up, and it's just like you know,
Speaker 2: the Millionaire March was a whole party for.
Speaker 3: A whole You don't think they were talking at the Millionamire.
Speaker 2: You don't think somebody you don't think Kreta dropped into
Speaker 2: a split.
Speaker 3: No, sure hit a full split. No rose up, Parks
Speaker 3: took a seat on a.
Speaker 2: You are going to go to hell and your mother's right.
Speaker 2: She was the king was at Yeah, it was all
Speaker 2: on the podcast.
Speaker 3: I am not following.
Speaker 1: Okay, was a hoe.
Speaker 3: He was a cheap you know he's worse. Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: worse than hoo. He's a cheater, right, that's that's what
Speaker 3: you're saying. No pride, Yeah, I agree with you. The
Speaker 3: reason I the way I try to celebrate it is
Speaker 3: to like honor honor, like our four Queers, like the
Speaker 3: Four Queers, like honor. Like I'm sorry that I'm using
Speaker 3: the order as an Asian, but like honor that because
Speaker 3: it's like, oh yeah, like fucking like Marsha P. Johnson
Speaker 3: should be like a fucking national hero.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: It's like she is like a Rosa Parks type person
Speaker 3: started like a move, like literally absolutely, And so that's
Speaker 3: why I tried like so I'm not like so yeah,
Speaker 3: Like after the Prede, I just went home and I
Speaker 3: went to two parties. I went to one on Saturday
Speaker 3: that was crazy. It was just like a circuit thing.
Speaker 3: All these fucking men shirtless making out on a dance
Speaker 3: flor and I was like, this is a lot, but
Speaker 3: I guess this is what this is a lot, a lot.
Speaker 3: It's a lot, but it's not. Also, it's also not
Speaker 3: to shame. There's people that's also it's not for me.
Speaker 3: I mean, they weren't a shame.
Speaker 1: They were proud.
Speaker 3: Ye're proud.
Speaker 1: That's pride.
Speaker 3: That's pride.
Speaker 2: But but then there's a discussion, is like, well, that's
Speaker 2: why everyone thinks like gay men are fucking all the
Speaker 2: time because you go to these parties and yeah, they're just.
Speaker 3: Making out, are just banging. It's the patriarchy folding in
Speaker 3: on itself.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll message a gay friend and he'll be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I have trade coming, So I'll message you in three
Speaker 2: hours and I'll.
Speaker 3: Be like, trading. We were going to see a movie.
Speaker 2: Trade comes first, Trade before everything, Trade before Blade, you
Speaker 2: guys blade, I don't know, we're going to trade before.
Speaker 1: The Incredibles too.
Speaker 3: It's like, man, I get it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see a matinee and he's like, no,
Speaker 1: not today.
Speaker 2: I mean, also, I feel like that's I think that's
Speaker 2: when I did meth heavily was during Pride.
Speaker 1: Man, My god, while we're being meth back.
Speaker 3: How many times every time you've heard my math story? Right? No, No,
Speaker 3: we'll turn the microphones off. Everything. Everyone knows off records everywhere,
Speaker 3: off the record. Everyone knows my math story except for
Speaker 3: the people listening to Go said the scene, I told
Speaker 3: us a John show, But I this is a couple
Speaker 3: of years ago. I was at the show at u CPS.
Speaker 2: This is recent, honey, I was talking about ten years ago.
Speaker 2: But whatever, No, but I got I got like tricked
Speaker 2: into that's the.
Speaker 1: Story I told too.
Speaker 3: But gaggy is Sidney bought the man. Sidney Sidney cooked.
Speaker 1: Then she don't cook nothing else, but she cooked the breaking.
Speaker 3: Bad they had. They had a link cuisine. Actually my
Speaker 3: meth was dying. It was farmer table, guilt free. I like, so,
Speaker 3: I was like at that point, it was like a
Speaker 3: two year dry spell, right, I was like, I hadn't
Speaker 3: had sex and so long. It was just so horny.
Speaker 3: And then this guy messages me on an on an app.
Speaker 3: This is an app called Jacked, which is predominantly black
Speaker 3: and Asian.
Speaker 2: Jack is like the scary one who was telling super
Speaker 2: scary get somebody from Jack followed him home or something.
Speaker 3: That's that Alex English. Yes he did. Yeah, Alex is
Speaker 3: on Jacked. Alex and I say hi to each other. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's for it's for people who like okay jack for
Speaker 3: a blacks and Asians bloccination. It's or just like all
Speaker 3: like blacks, browns, yellows. Yeah. And so this Taiwanese guy
Speaker 3: messages me on Jacked and he's in town on business.
Speaker 3: He had he had a good body, but like his
Speaker 3: profile said, he was like thirty two, but his face
Speaker 3: was like forty eight. Yes, And I was like that's interesting,
Speaker 3: but like banging bad. I was like, yeah, why not,
Speaker 3: Like I haven't, I haven't had sex in so long. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I meet him in his hotel. Where was the hotel.
Speaker 3: The hotel was in like fucking like Ridgewood. I don't know,
Speaker 3: it was like Ridgewood or it was like it was
Speaker 3: I mean it was like in Queens. It was like
Speaker 3: and so I went and then whatever, we're We're in
Speaker 3: the thick of it. And then he stops me and
Speaker 3: he goes, do you have poppers? So yeah, there was
Speaker 3: a language perer like English. English was not his first language,
Speaker 3: which comes back into play okay. So he was like,
Speaker 3: do you have poppers? I oh know when poppers were
Speaker 3: like you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who was talking about property?
Speaker 3: Joel? No, we did, haven't had Joel on. Somebody came
Speaker 3: on and was David probably David's probably very We've had
Speaker 3: so many gays in this last the last three have
Speaker 3: been game.
Speaker 1: I feel like our fours this whole month, well it
Speaker 1: has been pride.
Speaker 3: So actually we're doing a great job. Shut out to us,
Speaker 3: but don't center it on gay cis men. I. So
Speaker 3: then he was like, you have conference. I was like, no,
Speaker 3: I don't do you and he goes, no, but I
Speaker 3: have something else that will make you feel good. Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, you bam. He bamboozled you. Okay. So yeah,
Speaker 3: so I was like, I was like, okay, And so
Speaker 3: he goes into the suitcase. He takes out a DPT kit.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, what if that in a suitcase. I've never
Speaker 2: seen if it's coming out of it? Oh yeah, he
Speaker 2: came out of his ass. But he then put it
Speaker 2: in the suitcase.
Speaker 3: Right. He pulls out a glass pipe and then he
Speaker 3: pulls out a little little diamond bag with like a
Speaker 3: little flaky some flaky stuff crystals, they look like crystal.
Speaker 3: And I was and so this is like an after
Speaker 3: school special moment. I did not know what that was.
Speaker 3: I did not know what matheuse looked.
Speaker 2: Like first of all a glass pipe, not but like
Speaker 2: a pipe, a pipe, and I was like, hmm, what
Speaker 2: is that?
Speaker 3: Like I h it was like it's interesting. I thought
Speaker 3: it was like an interestingly shaped bowl. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's cool. But then you saw the crystals and you
Speaker 3: were like and I was like, what is this? And
Speaker 3: he goes here, pure smoke this and then I was like,
Speaker 3: and You're like, I guess.
Speaker 1: This is crystal No, no, no, I was like, crystal lights,
Speaker 1: crystal weed.
Speaker 3: I was so I was such a fucking little Pollyanna
Speaker 3: or whatever. I was like, what is that? And he's like,
Speaker 3: I don't know what this is called an English and
Speaker 3: I was there and I was like, is it opium?
Speaker 3: And he said what's that? And then I felt racist
Speaker 3: for assuming that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna smoke it?
Speaker 3: And then so then like out of guilt, I was like,
Speaker 3: I guess I'll smoke it. And so then he like
Speaker 3: lights it up. I take one hit, he lights it
Speaker 3: up again. I take another hit, and then we have
Speaker 3: like amazing aerobic sex for like seven hours and then
Speaker 3: like and we're like moving furniture and ship and then
Speaker 3: post coitus, I was like, so, yeah, I'm still hung
Speaker 3: up on what that was. I'm like, yeah, so what
Speaker 3: was that again? Like what was that? You really don't
Speaker 3: know what what it's called? And he's English is perfect
Speaker 3: and he's like crystal meth. But then he goes, but
Speaker 3: then he goes. Then he goes, I think some people
Speaker 3: call it tina and I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I learned that from when I went to Pride. They
Speaker 1: call it it Tina.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: And he goes. He was like, what else is it called?
Speaker 3: He goes Christina and I was like, crystal moment, I
Speaker 3: feel you got to be quicker than But then I
Speaker 3: asked him what was it math? And then he has
Speaker 3: like the most terrifying Eureka moment. He goes, oh, man,
Speaker 3: the entire yeah, And so then I was like, oh fuck,
Speaker 3: And I's lets the be a lesson. If you sleep
Speaker 3: within your own ethnicity, you will do that, yeah you are?
Speaker 3: Or give me man. No, not at all. I've never
Speaker 3: done that. Black man will give me man before you
Speaker 3: black person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, an Asian man gave me the man.
Speaker 3: That real is that? Really he was an Asian woman.
Speaker 3: I'm getting you. Wow, dude.
Speaker 2: So you were there and then you found out and
Speaker 2: you were like, well, I guess so there's you guys
Speaker 2: one more time.
Speaker 3: And then I laughed in it. I might as well
Speaker 3: hit did you take an uberpool on myth? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: So then I took the fucking g train of math
Speaker 3: and then I went home. And then that night was
Speaker 3: when Greece Live aired, and Matallan came over and we
Speaker 3: watched it together and I was like, I took Math.
Speaker 2: I'm crying. I am crying. It was like what yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean listen, when you were you in New York City.
Speaker 3: He was a queen. He traveled to queens to do
Speaker 3: more that. I'm a travel all the way to queen.
Speaker 3: You were Expedia dot com travel. What's the lord That's
Speaker 3: the dumbest thing that I've ever This was three weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Three weeks ago, which is whatever Greece Live era. I'll
Speaker 3: track it back to that. What's the scariest place you've
Speaker 3: ever been? As somebody who travels? As somebody who travels
Speaker 3: scariest place area Richmond, Virginia, because it was all trump shed.
Speaker 3: It was all like where the fuck am I? And
Speaker 3: I had to go because my my sister's brother and
Speaker 3: my sister my brother in law's family owned a lake
Speaker 3: house in some law is white. Is Jewish? Yeah, Jewish?
Speaker 3: So Virginia got down there. His uncle owned a lake
Speaker 3: house in this beautiful like lake area, and anyway, it
Speaker 3: was terrifying. It's terrifying. I feel like, oh, that sounds scary.
Speaker 3: But did anything bad happen to you? No? I mean
Speaker 3: you you're just scared to go outside. Should know. The
Speaker 3: scariest place I guess I've been to is Rome, and
Speaker 3: Rome is like kind of not cute. I don't really.
Speaker 3: I loved it. It was well because then my dad's
Speaker 3: walla got stolen. Oh they do be stealing over there.
Speaker 3: There's there's so many things they pick pocket the hill
Speaker 3: out of you. I just think rom is like so
Speaker 3: fucking toisty. It's like everywhere you go there's not a
Speaker 3: cute area.
Speaker 2: It's like because well I heard it's their Times Square.
Speaker 2: I heard it's not worse than Naples though Naples she
Speaker 2: got her path for her camera. Everything like I was like,
Speaker 2: but also, you were wasted, so you could have just
Speaker 2: given it away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, can I have a lemon drop shot?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 2: Car, we're lying like a smart yeah Snell.
Speaker 3: When she was telling me the story, I was like, girl,
Speaker 3: you definitely gave this away. No. Actually, And then the
Speaker 3: like the most like Darrel looked place I've been to, Daryl, like,
Speaker 3: we don't even know that we're here. Like, the poorest
Speaker 3: place I've been to is my dad's from this rural
Speaker 3: area in China. It's called in Mongoli, but it's not
Speaker 3: in Mongolia. It's just borders Mongolia. But it's like dry, arid,
Speaker 3: fucking farmland. And everyone's like missing teeth and like they're
Speaker 3: all like, look at your look at your lips. They're
Speaker 3: so red. They you must eat good food in America,
Speaker 3: Like it's stay out kind of shut.
Speaker 1: I'm like, and they're so red. You're like, no, this
Speaker 1: is mac ruby Wood.
Speaker 3: I just went.
Speaker 1: To Ricky's and I've had a couple of sample.
Speaker 3: He's a little glitter.
Speaker 2: Give us the top five just because we're going to
Speaker 2: talk about travel now the last minute of the top
Speaker 2: five places you think people should should visit, and just
Speaker 2: give us like a quick line.
Speaker 3: Wine Paris. Absolutely, Paris is. The wine is cheap.
Speaker 1: You can go to the bakery and get like freshly
Speaker 1: red and stuff every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I feel like when you when you convert your
Speaker 1: the money though. Yeah, but the whine is still cheap.
Speaker 3: Wine is still it's still cheap.
Speaker 1: It's like Poland spring.
Speaker 3: Bottles totally honestly. Vancouver, Vancouver, Canada, And then and then
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Montreal without the racists. French Canadians are
Speaker 3: fucking white trash motherfuckers. Read them. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, honey. Me growing up in Quebec
Speaker 3: and thinking and like having kids, like having adults come
Speaker 3: up to you and say shit and do like Chang
Speaker 3: chong ching stuff as like a fucking six year old
Speaker 3: like me. Me moving to America was me thinking, oh wow,
Speaker 3: people are less racist here, and this is the racist
Speaker 3: as country. Capital is a capital. Oh my god, honestly,
Speaker 3: I'm seeing a bunch of white places. You know, Shanghai.
Speaker 3: Shanghai is We would all have so much fun in
Speaker 3: Shanghai because the food is good. Food is good, There's
Speaker 3: great places to go to, the hotels are nice.
Speaker 2: Is it expensive? It's not that expensive Shanghai.
Speaker 3: We're not talking to you.
Speaker 1: You got a movie theater, dude, Shut up, you're the
Speaker 1: richest person in the room.
Speaker 3: No I have, I can. I cannot pay off fucking
Speaker 3: six grand to the I r S today. You can
Speaker 3: do a payment plan though. Guys, I just quit my
Speaker 3: day job. I don't look at your your data. You
Speaker 3: got sandals today. Quit. We just get fired, laid off.
Speaker 1: We tell we tell me, but we got leg up.
Speaker 3: I was about to get let goo. That's how bad.
Speaker 3: That's why I was like, I might as well just
Speaker 3: like I could have just been fired and lived off
Speaker 3: on him. What happened to do that? I was just like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to San Francisco in LA for two weeks.
Speaker 3: I might as well not ask for the time off.
Speaker 3: I might as well to squat just quit. Oh that's
Speaker 3: what happened. I guess you were pushed against the wall.
Speaker 1: You were like, you could have gotten the unemployment.
Speaker 2: My roommate, my the guy that I stayed with when
Speaker 2: I lived in LA, that my roommate, he just got
Speaker 2: laid off.
Speaker 3: And he's like, well, just wait for the unemployment to cook.
Speaker 3: I mean, and that's pretty cute. Okay, wait wait.
Speaker 1: Four years in l A. Yeah, I know he's been
Speaker 1: at this job.
Speaker 3: I was at this place for five I should have
Speaker 3: just gotten the unemployment whatever. We didn't talk to our
Speaker 3: black asses had life to tell you, like oh no, no,
Speaker 3: no no. And then you know, give us like fifty
Speaker 3: dollars each for you know, for advising advising me of course.
Speaker 3: So what's the Paris, Vancouver, Montreal? And then I'm gonna
Speaker 3: say last one Amsterdam. That's a cliche. These are all
Speaker 3: cliche places.
Speaker 2: My friend is in Amsterdam for the month and he
Speaker 2: went to the On the Run tour and he's he
Speaker 2: was on the floor, floor seats. Oh my god, so
Speaker 2: beance for one hundred dollars. He was like these things
Speaker 2: would have been seven hundred dollars in the States. Wow,
Speaker 2: more than around one hundred bucks. And he was he
Speaker 2: was close, like he was like like so much, he's
Speaker 2: her uterus pretty much basically.
Speaker 3: Basically one one hundred dollars. That's crazy, damn. I was like,
Speaker 3: I guess I got a Europe And they promote those
Speaker 3: tours so hard in Europe too, Like those posters are
Speaker 3: fucking everywhere you go, are they like for like the
Speaker 3: last time I went. Last time I was an Amsterdam
Speaker 3: was like twenty twelve, and that's been Madonna had an
Speaker 3: all the mountain like her face. Her poster was plastered
Speaker 3: on every.
Speaker 2: Single thing, the face everywhere. I photoshopped the funk out
Speaker 2: of that. Huh okay, just shoes with.
Speaker 3: The skin anyway, travel expert.
Speaker 2: I mean we barely, but we weren't honestly, just wanted
Speaker 2: to get to know you, because you know we've been
Speaker 2: on your podcast. I love lost Lost cultures, and you know,
Speaker 2: if you want to do it, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 2: for us right now?
Speaker 3: If you have something, I don't have something. What there's
Speaker 3: not one thing that you're like. You put me on
Speaker 3: the spot, like that's what even though you.
Speaker 1: Knew going in, but I forgot.
Speaker 3: No, we didn't because you wasn't in the email. He
Speaker 3: said it was an email. I was like, do we
Speaker 3: read the email?
Speaker 2: Shore?
Speaker 3: Do we read?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: We saw the address room like okay, we'll be there.
Speaker 3: We were like, what time?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: Can then? Can you guys do? And I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 3: Well we're not ready. I can't have there go. I'm unprepared,
Speaker 3: I guess, so I'll do have one. Do you have one, synay,
Speaker 3: because I don't have one. I have one, okay, so
Speaker 3: then we have one. So then we will go first,
Speaker 3: and then you go, okay, go ahead, so you have
Speaker 3: time to prepare. Are you starting the time?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This is the this is the uh the classic.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, honey, bit the segment that they
Speaker 2: do on lacul Teresa's podcasts.
Speaker 3: So I don't think so honey, time is now. I
Speaker 3: don't think so honey. Fucking tattoos a bit. You're gonna
Speaker 3: put that on your body forever. You're out of your
Speaker 3: goddamn mind. Your body is a temple. You're putting fucking
Speaker 3: graffiti all over it, you stupid motherfuck cress. Why the
Speaker 3: hell would you pay someone to stab your skin with
Speaker 3: poison to draw a fucking little heart shape on your
Speaker 3: on your fucking zygomatic arch. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 3: Tattoos You're busted. Don't ever ever getting near a fucking
Speaker 3: tattoo parlor. Bitch. Those people are the scum of the earth.
Speaker 3: What do they do? They have not read, they're not
Speaker 3: well read. Look if you do, you guys have tattoos,
Speaker 3: You're my arm made a horrible decision. I don't know
Speaker 3: what you were thinking when you walked into a room
Speaker 3: and paid someone to stab you with ink. Why would
Speaker 3: you do that five seconds? You deserve more. You are
Speaker 3: more than body art. Body art more like body fart.
Speaker 3: He's looking at my arm, like, do you guys have tattoos?
Speaker 1: When we're like, yeah, we had tattoos the whole time,
Speaker 1: the whole time.
Speaker 3: Whatever looks a hot take, that's just me Like, no,
Speaker 3: I loved it, you got through it.
Speaker 2: Who made it?
Speaker 3: Sorry? Are you ready time for Yes? Okay, you're gonna time.
Speaker 3: I'm timing you. This is Sydney, Washington. I don't think so.
Speaker 3: How your time starts now? I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Honey, weddings. I don't want to come to your wedding.
Speaker 2: I don't care if it's in the same town as mine.
Speaker 2: I don't care if it only takes me thirty I
Speaker 2: don't want to see your love officiated.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just feel like it's a lot of time. It's
Speaker 2: the whole damn day, and then when you get engaged,
Speaker 2: it's not just that one day. We have to follow
Speaker 2: up every single day. Oh, how do you feel about
Speaker 2: being engaged? How do you feel about your love? Do
Speaker 2: you love him forever?
Speaker 3: Oh? My god? I can't wait to go his your wedding.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I have to get an outfit? How many outfits do
Speaker 2: I have to get for this fucking wedding? I got
Speaker 2: him get for the day, and then there's a party after,
Speaker 2: and then I gotta give you a gift. Bitch, your
Speaker 2: love is the gift. Why do I have to bring
Speaker 2: a gift to your fucking wedding? I've already taken off work.
Speaker 2: Who cares if it's on a Saturday and I ain't
Speaker 2: got a job I had to take off. I have
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm doing a lot of work for
Speaker 1: your love.
Speaker 3: Why are y'all getting married? Y'all go only get divorced anyway.
Speaker 3: Y'all gonna get divorced because I see the way he
Speaker 3: look at other people.
Speaker 1: Bro, y'all gonna be together forever.
Speaker 2: You want me to be excited about y'all, I'm not
Speaker 2: because y'all straight, Okay, I'm not happy about straight, straight
Speaker 2: marriage anyway.
Speaker 3: I don't think so honey wed and that's man. I'm like, god,
Speaker 3: you guys. Joseph Jackson just died. Jackson Michael Jackson's dad. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I just had breaking news.
Speaker 1: Some people would be happy about that, but just the
Speaker 1: Jacksons are happy about that.
Speaker 3: Wedding, so can cancel them. Oh my god, I gotta
Speaker 3: doing that. Hold on, let me figure out.
Speaker 1: Just hold on, Okay, Okay, what am I talking about?
Speaker 3: I don't think, so, honey, let me think about man
Speaker 3: one real quick.
Speaker 1: I was already, Sidney.
Speaker 3: We didn't prep I know. I just was like, let's
Speaker 3: put it on a spot. Oh, here we go, let's
Speaker 3: do this.
Speaker 1: You're so good at it, so I already just knew
Speaker 1: that you were going to do it.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I'm not, but I think I'm ready. Okay,
Speaker 3: this is Marie Faustons. I don't think how your time
Speaker 3: starts now. I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Auditioning for stuff that I feel like I should already begin,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I gotta memorize lines, I gotta put on a look.
Speaker 2: I have to go in and I have to talk
Speaker 2: to somebody who's not interested in me anyway. I don't think, so, honey,
Speaker 2: auditioning for white people for a black row who So, honey,
Speaker 2: interviews Va Skype.
Speaker 3: I want to download it.
Speaker 2: It's gonna make my computer slower than it is, and
Speaker 2: then I gotta talk to you on Skype and y'all
Speaker 2: like recording it to watch it later. I think, so, honey,
Speaker 2: that I got to make sure that I'm well lit
Speaker 2: in the window or else, or else I look too black.
Speaker 2: You could just look at my reel and you know
Speaker 2: she's not that good an actor. Go, you know what
Speaker 2: you're gonna get when you have me come in to
Speaker 2: eat yourself.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 2: Being on time for Beth Melskie casting, so honey, for
Speaker 2: people who are not performing themselves.
Speaker 3: Wow, nervous.
Speaker 2: I'm giving you, you know, personality, I'm giving you.
Speaker 3: Look you see me, you hear me. I don't have
Speaker 3: to audition for this.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: And that's one minute that I was right.
Speaker 2: The heart from the heart, A deep little very recent
Speaker 2: like this morning, yes something listen, you wiped for something
Speaker 2: that she was honestly supposed to go because I'm mad
Speaker 2: about it now because I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, nigga, really really, they're very they're very disorganized.
Speaker 3: Whoever it is, we're not going to shutow. No meeting
Speaker 3: ever goes well anyway, No, it's not good.
Speaker 1: Well, if it is.
Speaker 2: If it does go well and they're like, oh, we'll
Speaker 2: fly you out, it's like, okay, how much time do
Speaker 2: I have?
Speaker 1: I have no let fly you out in three hours?
Speaker 3: No, I have ship to do. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: And you're not paying?
Speaker 3: On top of that?
Speaker 2: Oh, then I have to have my card working when
Speaker 2: I get to the hotel. Wait, if I get to
Speaker 2: the hotel, do I got to put your card down?
Speaker 2: Hold car, I'm gonna have to write for incidentals. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to write them and be like, I don't
Speaker 2: have my card.
Speaker 3: I don't think I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 2: My taxes fucked my life. Actually, you missed anywhere? Probably
Speaker 2: that tin you were doing.
Speaker 3: Shut up? I told them.
Speaker 1: I told They were like, so, why didn't you find
Speaker 1: your taxes?
Speaker 3: I was like drugs. I was on drugs.
Speaker 2: They're like, people on drugs still got to fid their
Speaker 2: tax No, but when where can people listening catch you?
Speaker 3: Do you have a trip coming up? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: No, this is out Friday today today, Friday, the twenty night.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Montreal for JFL for a glass
Speaker 3: culture stuff, not not for anything else, so that I
Speaker 3: know of you what do you mean that's great though, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we're doing that. And then and then I'll be in
Speaker 3: Philly on July seventeen. No, no, no no, on July fourteenth,
Speaker 3: first show for a show that Matre Jahari is putting up.
Speaker 3: She's great. Yeah, then that's it. And then the podcast
Speaker 3: is the podcast culture is us.
Speaker 2: Think about your I don't think so, honey, you know
Speaker 2: at him tell them what you which you don't think
Speaker 2: so about.
Speaker 1: It's such a great podcast and fans you tour stars are.
Speaker 3: On one of the best episodes.
Speaker 2: Well, we will catch you guys in Shanghai. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: going Bowen and I are going to Paris. I'm coming
Speaker 2: to the taking house, the house where she got took
Speaker 2: with the French doors on the house. I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: like a bunch of people to come. It's gonna be cute.
Speaker 1: If my card works, I'm there.
Speaker 2: My past word actually just expired last week, so I
Speaker 2: have to renew my.
Speaker 1: Past I got the form right here. I literally just
Speaker 1: got the form.
Speaker 2: You need proof of travel, isn't the stupidest part of it.
Speaker 2: I need proof that I'm traveling. Well, if you wanted to,
Speaker 2: I don't expedite. I don't need want to, I need
Speaker 2: to expeditem Okay, okay, boom for Canada. Thank you, Thank
Speaker 2: you guys for listening. Make sure you you know, review,
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Speaker 1: Tell your friends shared it and then slide over to
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Speaker 2: But also more importantly, the thing that we learned is
Speaker 2: don't go to a hotel in Queen's and then smoke crystals.
Speaker 2: If you see a pipe, just know it's like hard drugs,
Speaker 2: like what an interesting bong?
Speaker 3: No, it's a crup pipe or a crystal meth. But
Speaker 3: you might end up getting a movie theater in your house.
Speaker 3: That's your parents, that's your life. Bye, guys, just