WEBVTT - "The Travel Expert" with Bowen Yang 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:05.120 No, we were we didn't start. 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:06.240 But what's that in that row? 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:09.800 Yes, I love to chocky, Marie. I love to make 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:11.360 you think that it's I don't like that you can 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:13.240 control the garage band. 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:15.680 Well, you can take over. Shout out your garage band. 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:17.400 If you want to sit over here, you can boo. 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:19.400 This is your caro so I can see you, guys. 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:20.800 I like to see you guys. 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:22.080 You like to be at the head of the table 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:24.480 at this at the foot of the table is at 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:25.280 the head of the table. 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:27.040 I think it's a window seat. Whatever. 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:28.639 I like to be there. 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:30.800 Sidney, how you doing. You got braids? 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:33.280 I got braids? Now you look in real Nubian goddess. 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:34.760 I'm bringing back the brandy. 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:37.640 You look like you wear an uncle chain. Yeah, like 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:40.400 you say, like the black Israelites. You look like you 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:41.960 hang out with those guys. As soon as I got them, 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:46.280 I was like incense everywhere, natural deodorant, no. 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:49.600 Bra, coconut oil everywhere. It's a thin sheer shirt. 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:52.000 Oh, I don't even wear a bra. It was all 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:55.360 the way out. Just really it's Zoe Kravitz. My nipples 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:59.920 like have spoken word at night. Yes, you feel a snap? 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:00.920 Yes, they too. 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:05.280 That's how that's some chafing in my bro's. 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:09.560 There's butters for that. They're creams. Yeah, they're oils. 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:11.240 You look like you use essential oils. 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:13.000 Yeah, I know. What about you, Marie? 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:17.399 You look very exfoliated, was like shining. Well, you know, 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:18.600 your eyebrows look great? 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:20.600 Do that? Thank you so much. 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.920 Well you allegedly, naturally your eyebrows are shaped like that, 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:27.280 and I don't. They don't grow. I don't know why 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:30.640 you said allegedly these are facts. Every time I asked 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:33.199 Marie about something about her. Oh yeah, honey, these are natural. 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:33.640 What do you say? 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:36.400 Look, look, I'm looking at my finger and then I'm wiping. 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:36.680 It on my brain. 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:38.240 I know you don't draw them in, but I'm like, 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:39.440 you don't tweeze or nothing. 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:40.679 They don't grow. 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:43.360 They The last time I got my eyebrows done was 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:44.520 for my high school prompt. 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:45.959 So legit three. 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:50.440 Years ago, class of twenty fifteen. 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:56.080 Here we go, allegedly, here we go, Here we go again. 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:58.880 We were just listening to that song that's Kelly Rowland 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:02.520 and Trina and it's a great ratchet love song. 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:04.120 Or no, it's not a love song. It's like it's 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:05.880 like a breakup anthem. 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:08.560 Yeah, it's like, fuck you, dude, no not, We're not 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.120 doing this again. Here we go with your bullshit lies 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:12.959 talking about that's just a friend, but it's not. She's 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:15.040 calling you a three o'clock in the morning. I miss 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:15.799 a song like that. 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:18.040 I do too. I like a song that tells a story. 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:20.960 Yeah, and I hate well, No, I missed the bridge 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:24.320 of a song. They don't do bridges anymore. I feel 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:27.160 like songs still have bridges really, the way songs are structured. 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:28.720 But I'm not a musician. 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:31.720 The way the migos Migos and Nicki Minas, they don't 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:32.520 have none of that. 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:33.640 They just like, go straight. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.040 It's migos, dude, but they don't even know what a 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:40.160 verb is or a pronoun or a bridge. Those taco 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:42.200 friends whatever they are, I mean it's three of them, 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:44.840 plus you feature in somebody else, Like there's no space 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:45.520 for a bridge. 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:48.280 Wait, does migos mean taco friends in Spanish? I thought 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:49.960 migos just meant friends. 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:52.200 Oh well, I thought there was a migos. They're missing 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:54.960 an eggs a tacos friend. Well, I was just was 0:02:55.000 --> 0:03:00.520 like migos that I'm foolish. Wow, what a only we've 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:02.600 been through and it's only been like two minutes, and 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:05.480 the people are already like one of them is pretty dumb, 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:06.040 shut out. 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:08.760 The other sounds like she's got beautiful eyebrows. 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.320 Oh my gosh, I have braids now, so there's no 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:12.000 way I could be. 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:14.160 You should be more woke than this. I'm super woke. 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:17.520 My eyes are all the way open, a little blazed, 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:21.400 they're a little yellow, they're heavy. Oh that's that Johndice 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:28.320 sickle cell, which is not funny. It's not funny at all, 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:30.560 because I have the trade. I have the sickle cell trade. 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:32.560 So like if I have children with a man that 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:35.520 also has the trade, my kids will be tea bas Well. 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:37.200 We already know you're gonna be with a white man, 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:38.240 so you definitely you know. 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.760 You're gonna be with a European man. So no, not 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:45.080 a vintage way. 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:49.400 No, you're gonna get those uncut dudes, sands with the 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:54.080 hoodies and the sleep the sleep dick, a little turtleneck dick. Yeah, 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:59.160 the Steve Jobs, the Steve Jobs. Yeah, I think that's 0:03:59.160 --> 0:03:59.720 in your cars. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:00.440 I see it. 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.320 Thank you so much, Sidney. What were you an expert 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:02.840 in this week? 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:03.360 Oh? 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:09.800 Expert in mismanaging money. Taxes get into it just because 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:15.880 remember last year I owed the IRIS twenty one hundred. 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:17.440 Dollars twenty one hundred dollars, yeah, right, and it was 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:20.440 not a lot well because I didn't claim like some. 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:22.240 Of the money, yeah I didn't, you know, which you 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:25.200 shouldn't even have to claim any They were like, it's 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:28.280 due tomorrow, and I'm like, damn, oh, you know what, 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:30.400 my mom let me the money, and that's whow now 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:33.080 is my mom? It's so good to have a mom, right, 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:35.520 And I can't do that, Ramona, if I'd be like, hey, 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:36.480 mom should hang up. 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:38.440 So that can't that's not my truth. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:43.160 So I allegedly owe them sixty five hundred dollars from 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:44.520 twenty twelve, six. 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:46.599 Thousand, five hundred American dollars. 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:48.760 Yes, I was like, oh, that's nothing, that's nothing to 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:51.480 like be pressed about y'all the government, y'all got coins. 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:51.880 Exactly. 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:53.560 That's how I fold about my two thousand. That's what 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:54.159 I thought. 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:56.800 Since I was like it's in twenty twelve, like it's 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:59.920 already been so long, like we just call it even called. 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:03.880 So you owed them two thousand dollars in twenty twelve. 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:04.960 Yes, and the interests built. 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:10.760 Yes, sis, Yes, that's what really happened. So long story short, 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:13.039 they put a hold on my account so I can't 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:16.960 get into my You are Will Smith in the pursuit 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:18.640 of happiness, because that's what you can to him. No, 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:22.160 I'm Wesley Snipe because I'm fleeing today. I'm fleeing to Thailand. 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.240 I'm gonna have corn rolls and I'm gonna be selling opioids. 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:29.360 There's no way they're not getting this money, dude. They 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:32.760 they put like, so you can't use any plan, you 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:34.880 account none of my money. And I feel like that's 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:36.520 why I haven't been getting my checks. But you haven't 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:37.440 got your check from that place. 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:38.880 I know you did message me yesterday. 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:40.599 So I was like, oh, well then, so I was like, 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:44.440 it's just that place, it's not Yeah, it's bad. So 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:47.159 ain't no swiping for you. There will be no swipeing Marie. 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:48.640 When does the hole get removed? 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:49.080 Oh? 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:51.120 When everything is paid off? 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:51.760 Sorry? 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:53.880 Are they gonna just take the money from the account 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:55.640 or they're just holding it so you can't get it 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:56.520 and they can't get it. 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:57.760 Gag. 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:00.720 I haven't done my taxes since to the twelve so 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:02.840 I have to do my taxes from twenty to twelve 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:06.039 to two thousand and seven. That's like six years of Texas. Yes, 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:09.000 so until all of that is squared away, I can't 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:10.160 use my city bank. 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:12.760 I guess you just I'm. 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.160 Gonna be hanging out with the guests because I know 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:15.000 the guests got coin. 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:17.479 The guest is gaggy. Yeah, well I'm gonna be with 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.080 the guess I'm gonna be a dependent boot. 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:22.240 Speaking of dependence, this week, I was an expert at 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:27.080 basically being like an Instagram like model. 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:29.880 Oh basically, what was that? 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:33.000 So? You know, I did some some different something different 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:35.320 with my with my natural hair recently, and I posted 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:37.760 a video and people are like, your hair looks amazing, 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:40.799 and this like company hit me up and they're like, hey, sis, 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:43.160 we want to send you some of our products so 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:46.120 you can like maintain your natural hair. And they sent 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.960 me a box, like a crate of stuff. 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:50.440 Okay, so you passing her on. 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:52.080 No, I'm not, because they didn't send it to you. 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:54.760 You know, it's it's me. I want to wear it. 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.760 I'm gonna try it for like ninety days and then 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:59.599 hopefully my hair will be nine inches longer well, what 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:03.960 I say, it's like hair vitamins, it's leaving conditioner, like 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:07.960 treating stuff, shampoo, scalp stuff based on me, like thirteen 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:11.640 or fourteen things. What about how many like vitamins I 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:13.680 can do? You don't even take vitamins. You don't even 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.760 do that to me right now in front of the guests. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.280 I do take vitamin When was the last one to 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:18.000 do a vitamin? 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:19.680 Were you shady? 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.000 Could give me at least two vitamins? 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:24.440 Doesn't Adrian have vitamins at the house that you can 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:25.160 probably take. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.440 You don't need them. Your nails are healthy, your hairs 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:27.960 and braids. 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:31.000 You don't need my vitamins. Look at my nubs to 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:36.160 the loops. Yeah, you're right, speaking of nubs, guess. 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:38.960 Today is not that? Not a nub at all? 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.760 Not a nub he's I was gonna think of something 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:43.680 else that rhymes with the nub, But what rhymes with 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:44.080 the nub? 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:47.320 Rub dub? I want to rub them. A hub is 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:49.440 a hub. He is a hub. He's a hub of 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.920 wealth and uh and humor. 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:53.000 Or he's just a hubby. 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:58.280 He should be married, he should be I would marry you, 0:07:58.280 --> 0:07:58.920 you would marry him? 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.920 Or what your wedding song be Trina. 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:10.800 Our guest today is our travel expert, but we feel 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:12.480 like that might change while we're talking to him. 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:15.400 It's the beautiful hilarious. 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:19.200 Yeah, oh h what a thrill. I mean I could 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:21.800 watch this go on for hours. Are you trying to 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:25.120 say that our top was long? No, it was a 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:27.800 little rambling. No, no, no, no, no, this is what 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:31.360 I this is what I crave And I'm sorry, Oh 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:35.000 my god, as level was like, he's hell, I'm sorry, 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:38.920 it was I'm right down the axis. I'm coaxial with 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:40.640 the fucking microphone. I love it. 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:44.800 Well, let's talk about who you are. And you know 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:45.920 you came to the house. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:49.440 In a short and a outdoor voices, double layered short. 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:52.800 I'm still too loud. I'm sorry, it's fine. 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:55.480 We like how good your voice. Thank you city for 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:59.280 some reason had it on like ten. Yeah, so everybody's what. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:02.839 Am I on it? Now? What a four six six? 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:03.000 Ye? 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:05.280 You're good fitting. 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:07.679 But when you're at least the seven point. 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:10.120 I am a sex I'm gonna and that that's like 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:13.679 me like being generous with myself. No, your skin is. 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:17.640 Good, your browser arched, your glasses are always cute. 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:18.360 Glasses. 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:19.959 Are these these are not Warby Parker, are they? No? 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:25.200 They're Bruno Oh French design. 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:29.679 I couldn't talk that was French or Spanish, Brun Japanese, 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:30.360 but I could be wrong. 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:31.960 Okay, no, that would have been Bruno's. 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:35.440 So yes, I thought the I thought the glasses coming 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:41.480 with a hot towel, wm nuts, hot Hottalan, warm nuts 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:43.800 and warm nuts, orange slices. 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:46.200 Orange slices. I'm dating it. I'm dating like a ten 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:49.000 right now though no I'm not. We talk about where 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:52.880 are we dating? Who are we dating? Around? 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:56.839 It's coming out on Friday because. 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:59.599 We record right before right right right. I mean you 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:01.560 don't have to tell casually. 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:03.719 But no, this is the thing and this is this 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:04.720 is the summer of me. Okay. 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:04.800 Oh. 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:06.800 When I came in Sydney was like what are we doing? 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:08.600 Like how are you? What are you doing this summer? 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:10.959 What's your plan for the summer? And no, but now 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:13.560 my plan for the summer, My EMO is to date 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:16.280 outside of my like, out of my league. And I 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:17.400 think I'm doing I think a. 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:20.840 Lot of people do that. 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:24.120 For me, do that it's new for me? Well, I 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:26.640 don't want to be like I don't want to be 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:30.960 listen A it's a bit that I'm wealthy. Everyone should 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:32.920 know that. Marie and Sidney joke about how rich I am. 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:36.679 But I have a movie. You have a movie. The 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:38.240 parents have a movie theater. 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.600 So which will be in the will for you? 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:40.840 Will? 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:45.040 I'm sure they'll sell the house before they pass away. 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.480 I'm sure they will just own me in some way financially. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:50.520 They they've emotionally disowned. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:53.760 So can you give me their email accounts? 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:57.520 Email them if we actually got married, like they would 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.760 be a static really, Oh yeah. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:04.160 Can make that happen for a cool fifty purple. 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:06.679 Sixty five hundred dollars? How much money do I owe? 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.559 Sixty five hundred dollars? And then I'd bring you home, 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:11.720 to bring you home and bring you back to China, 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:15.199 and then all of my extended family would just want 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:20.400 to take photos of the Wait, what did you guys say, 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:23.200 because you you twoer came on whilst culture stues? Would 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:24.719 you guys say if we if we all went to 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:27.240 Japan together? What would everyone say? Oh? No, Marisa, it 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.040 wasn't snow. 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:37.360 That's where you are, No God on paper, she's a 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:38.000 West listener. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:38.760 I was this night. 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:41.240 Yeah, I mean, we can make it happen, and if 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:43.679 happy to, like, well, you already live in the country. 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:45.080 I was like, if you're trying to get a car, 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:48.360 I'm going already a fucking citizen. That's why I know. 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:52.840 But like what, But the transaction is that we both 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:55.520 get like, well, no, I get I get it. I 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:57.320 get something like what are you getting out. 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:58.840 Of this that I honestly says, what are you getting 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:01.400 on money? I'm like, she's just trying to get like 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:03.719 a little spousal support. I think that's what it is. 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:06.960 He's sure, I just need a stipend. I need I 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:08.520 just need like a little. 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:10.119 One thousand a week to survive. 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.559 That's a stipend. Because a stipend, I feel like, is 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:15.559 like twelve dollars in a bagel. No, like an intern 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:19.040 gets a stipend. No, it depends on the program. If 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.920 you're an adult, a stipend should be over one thousand 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.600 dollars a week. Yeah, there's no way you can like 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.520 you dollars in a bagel, bitch, are you serious? So 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.600 fifty two thousand dollars a year, Yeah, that is a stipend. 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:31.560 That's a salary. 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.559 That's not that's barely a living wage in New York. 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:35.840 It's not well. 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:36.840 I guess I must be dead. 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:40.839 Time of death. 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:45.600 As soon as she graduated from college, which was last month, 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:46.600 thank you so much. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:49.040 Like you finished college in three years, I did well. 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:50.680 I was an accelerated program. 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:52.920 Graduate high school twenty fifteen and then graduated. 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:55.440 It's like a lot of AP courses in high school. 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:56.800 I was like, how did you do the math? 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:56.960 There? 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:57.360 Quickly? 0:12:57.440 --> 0:13:00.520 And then I was like bo and yeah, yeah, y 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:01.520 oh my. 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:03.520 God, I come on here and Ben. First of all, 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:05.880 I just want everyone to know that the vetting process 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:10.080 for this podcast is rigorous because I came up with 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:15.280 at least four different topics. Which one is the first thing. 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:19.559 First thing I came up with was Japanese are what 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:21.560 was you talking about? I was gonna talk about like 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:24.280 video gate, Like Japanese video we don't about that. 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:26.199 I was like, who do you play those games with? 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:30.920 Myself exactly, YE would be listening to this just you. 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:33.599 It's just I would listen to this episode. I'm like, 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:36.640 this is great, and everybody's like, what is he talking about? 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:38.760 Who is this? Lady? Okay? 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:38.880 There? 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:40.920 What else? And then I and then I this morning 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:42.280 I pitched to Sydney. 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:44.880 Graphic design, which like is cute. 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:49.640 Okay, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. So 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:50.920 what does graphic design even. 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:54.400 Everyone out there? The thing? The only reason I am 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:58.640 marginally successful right now in our lowly like load tier 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:02.040 comedy community because I can make a goddamn poster that 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:05.600 doesn't look like ship and everything else out. 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:07.880 Here posters, And you're making websites. 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:09.440 And making websites, So why don't you do our show? 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:11.280 What's up? How much? How much you guys can hire me? 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:16.080 How much you already? Higher? Yeah? Higher? Oh that word. 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:18.360 It's a service. It's a service. Yeah, it should just 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:20.200 be you know what I mean? How much you charge? 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:22.360 How much you charge? Honestly, Like Josh Sharp the other 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:23.640 day was like, hey, can you make a poster for 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:26.040 the show? How much it's like flat rate? 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.920 Eighty bucks flat rate one flyer? 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:31.120 Then I'm gonna use for one show or no, no, no, 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:32.920 and then I can like swap out the copy and 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.000 then like change the lineup, change to give you eighty 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:39.200 dollars again, no, eighty dollars flat for one like a franchise. 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:41.240 Honey, okay, wait wait wait, so what if it's a 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.560 flyer for Save Friends, our show the hot Box. But 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:45.200 then we're like, oh, we're doing a live show, so 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:50.760 you gotta swim first. 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:51.560 The photo and the date and the location title. Oh 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:54.160 my god, performer, you gotta do the whole flyer over. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:58.560 The whole fly over. We already gave you first of all. 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:00.680 The Okay, no, and I don't mean it salts anyone 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:04.360 in this room is promotional stuff. Hotbox. Hotbox has a 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:05.480 great has a cute little poster. 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:07.800 Oh, we had to do We had to remix it 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:09.920 because it was like our faces weren't on it and it's. 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:12.440 Like the first one, but the one, the one you 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:14.400 guys posted today, it was cute, was cute. 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:17.360 That's why I had to revise. If you can help 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:20.680 us on like a good poster. What do you need 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:22.040 for a poster to be pappened? 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:24.680 Okay, if if you guys can't provide it with you, 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:26.800 If you guys can't provide your own photography, that's fine. 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.720 We'll make it just graphic and text and have it 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:32.240 to interesting another way. Can you draw the cartoon version 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.520 of it? I can't. I can draw sort of. I'm 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:37.160 not like, I'm no, I'm no mateoan, I'm no. 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:39.680 Illustrating, okay, because I would want you to draw us 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:42.720 with like sailor moon legs would do that. 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:45.320 Mattea would literally put your face on a sailor moon 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:48.440 and then like keep your keep the body white. Okay. 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:52.120 And how much would it cost for somebody to draw us? 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:54.360 I think so for someone else, I don't know, for 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:56.200 someone that's their own rate, But like it's usually like 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:58.480 a lot because it's it's it's involved. It's like. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.360 Saying, yeah, we're going to keep the flyer that we have, 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:03.400 that's what we got. 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:05.960 Okay, we don't have to talk about graphic design, you guys. 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.200 Sidney shot that down. She said, let's keep brain storming, 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:08.440 and I was. 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:11.760 Like, fun, yeah, but you travel a lot, so traveling. 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:13.720 So it's the I called you where in the world 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:17.240 is Kramel San Diego? Because world I can't keep. 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:20.960 On Sandy, I'll draw you. 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:22.320 Or I'll text you, and you'll already be somewhere else. 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:23.480 You on a coala. 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:26.040 You just got back, just got back from somewhere. 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:28.560 Where were you? Well, we went to the three of 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:31.240 us went to San Francisco, Yes we did. It was cute, Yes, 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:33.440 I think I just really really got to hang out. 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:35.640 No, but when you were all over well, you had 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:39.040 many shows. You did show Busy and Bliss were busy, 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:42.040 Joe Kim Booster. Wait, so you have La culture ristas 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:44.120 I Don't Think So Honey live live and. 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:45.480 In San Francisco, and then we went to l A 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:46.520 for a couple of weeks too. 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:50.120 Well, let's don't be glazing over it. Alasta Thunderfunk was. 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.000 There, Alaska was there. She loved both of you. I 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:55.760