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Speaker 1: No, we were we didn't start.

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Speaker 2: But what's that in that row?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I love to chocky, Marie. I love to make

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Speaker 1: you think that it's I don't like that you can

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Speaker 1: control the garage band.

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Speaker 3: Well, you can take over. Shout out your garage band.

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Speaker 3: If you want to sit over here, you can boo.

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Speaker 3: This is your caro so I can see you, guys.

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Speaker 3: I like to see you guys.

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Speaker 2: You like to be at the head of the table

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Speaker 2: at this at the foot of the table is at

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Speaker 2: the head of the table.

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Speaker 3: I think it's a window seat. Whatever.

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Speaker 1: I like to be there.

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Speaker 3: Sidney, how you doing. You got braids?

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Speaker 1: I got braids? Now you look in real Nubian goddess.

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Speaker 3: I'm bringing back the brandy.

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Speaker 2: You look like you wear an uncle chain. Yeah, like

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Speaker 2: you say, like the black Israelites. You look like you

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Speaker 2: hang out with those guys. As soon as I got them,

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Speaker 2: I was like incense everywhere, natural deodorant, no.

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Speaker 1: Bra, coconut oil everywhere. It's a thin sheer shirt.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I don't even wear a bra. It was all

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Speaker 2: the way out. Just really it's Zoe Kravitz. My nipples

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Speaker 2: like have spoken word at night. Yes, you feel a snap?

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Speaker 3: Yes, they too.

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Speaker 2: That's how that's some chafing in my bro's.

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Speaker 3: There's butters for that. They're creams. Yeah, they're oils.

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Speaker 1: You look like you use essential oils.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. What about you, Marie?

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Speaker 2: You look very exfoliated, was like shining. Well, you know,

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Speaker 2: your eyebrows look great?

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Speaker 3: Do that? Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Well you allegedly, naturally your eyebrows are shaped like that,

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Speaker 2: and I don't. They don't grow. I don't know why

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Speaker 2: you said allegedly these are facts. Every time I asked

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Speaker 2: Marie about something about her. Oh yeah, honey, these are natural.

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Speaker 3: What do you say?

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Speaker 1: Look, look, I'm looking at my finger and then I'm wiping.

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Speaker 3: It on my brain.

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Speaker 1: I know you don't draw them in, but I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you don't tweeze or nothing.

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Speaker 3: They don't grow.

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Speaker 2: They The last time I got my eyebrows done was

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Speaker 2: for my high school prompt.

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Speaker 1: So legit three.

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Speaker 3: Years ago, class of twenty fifteen.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, allegedly, here we go, Here we go again.

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Speaker 2: We were just listening to that song that's Kelly Rowland

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Speaker 2: and Trina and it's a great ratchet love song.

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Speaker 1: Or no, it's not a love song. It's like it's

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Speaker 1: like a breakup anthem.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, fuck you, dude, no not, We're not

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Speaker 2: doing this again. Here we go with your bullshit lies

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Speaker 2: talking about that's just a friend, but it's not. She's

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Speaker 2: calling you a three o'clock in the morning. I miss

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Speaker 2: a song like that.

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Speaker 3: I do too. I like a song that tells a story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I hate well, No, I missed the bridge

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Speaker 2: of a song. They don't do bridges anymore. I feel

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Speaker 2: like songs still have bridges really, the way songs are structured.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not a musician.

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Speaker 2: The way the migos Migos and Nicki Minas, they don't

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Speaker 3: They just like, go straight.

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Speaker 2: It's migos, dude, but they don't even know what a

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Speaker 2: verb is or a pronoun or a bridge. Those taco

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Speaker 2: friends whatever they are, I mean it's three of them,

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Speaker 2: plus you feature in somebody else, Like there's no space

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Speaker 3: Wait, does migos mean taco friends in Spanish? I thought

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Speaker 3: migos just meant friends.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, I thought there was a migos. They're missing

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Speaker 2: an eggs a tacos friend. Well, I was just was

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Speaker 2: like migos that I'm foolish. Wow, what a only we've

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Speaker 2: been through and it's only been like two minutes, and

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Speaker 2: the people are already like one of them is pretty dumb,

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Speaker 2: shut out.

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Speaker 3: The other sounds like she's got beautiful eyebrows.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I have braids now, so there's no

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Speaker 3: You should be more woke than this. I'm super woke.

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Speaker 2: My eyes are all the way open, a little blazed,

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Speaker 2: they're a little yellow, they're heavy. Oh that's that Johndice

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Speaker 2: sickle cell, which is not funny. It's not funny at all,

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Speaker 2: because I have the trade. I have the sickle cell trade.

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Speaker 2: So like if I have children with a man that

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Speaker 2: also has the trade, my kids will be tea bas Well.

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Speaker 2: We already know you're gonna be with a white man,

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Speaker 2: so you definitely you know.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna be with a European man. So no, not

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Speaker 3: a vintage way.

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Speaker 2: No, you're gonna get those uncut dudes, sands with the

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Speaker 2: hoodies and the sleep the sleep dick, a little turtleneck dick. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the Steve Jobs, the Steve Jobs. Yeah, I think that's

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Speaker 2: in your cars.

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Speaker 3: I see it.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Sidney. What were you an expert

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Speaker 2: in this week?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Expert in mismanaging money. Taxes get into it just because

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Speaker 2: remember last year I owed the IRIS twenty one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Dollars twenty one hundred dollars, yeah, right, and it was

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Speaker 3: not a lot well because I didn't claim like some.

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Speaker 2: Of the money, yeah I didn't, you know, which you

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Speaker 2: shouldn't even have to claim any They were like, it's

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Speaker 2: my mom let me the money, and that's whow now

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Speaker 2: is my mom? It's so good to have a mom, right,

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Speaker 2: And I can't do that, Ramona, if I'd be like, hey,

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Speaker 2: mom should hang up.

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Speaker 1: So that can't that's not my truth.

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Speaker 2: So I allegedly owe them sixty five hundred dollars from

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Speaker 2: twenty twelve, six.

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Speaker 3: Thousand, five hundred American dollars.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was like, oh, that's nothing, that's nothing to

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Speaker 2: like be pressed about y'all the government, y'all got coins.

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Speaker 1: That's how I fold about my two thousand. That's what

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Speaker 2: Since I was like it's in twenty twelve, like it's

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Speaker 2: already been so long, like we just call it even called.

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Speaker 2: So you owed them two thousand dollars in twenty twelve.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and the interests built.

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Speaker 2: Yes, sis, Yes, that's what really happened. So long story short,

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Speaker 2: they put a hold on my account so I can't

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Speaker 2: get into my You are Will Smith in the pursuit

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Speaker 2: of happiness, because that's what you can to him. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm Wesley Snipe because I'm fleeing today. I'm fleeing to Thailand.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have corn rolls and I'm gonna be selling opioids.

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Speaker 2: There's no way they're not getting this money, dude. They

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Speaker 2: they put like, so you can't use any plan, you

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Speaker 2: got your check from that place.

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Speaker 3: I know you did message me yesterday.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, well then, so I was like,

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Speaker 2: it's just that place, it's not Yeah, it's bad. So

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Speaker 2: ain't no swiping for you. There will be no swipeing Marie.

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Speaker 2: When does the hole get removed?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: When everything is paid off?

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Are they gonna just take the money from the account

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Speaker 2: or they're just holding it so you can't get it

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Speaker 2: and they can't get it.

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Speaker 3: Gag.

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Speaker 2: I haven't done my taxes since to the twelve so

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Speaker 2: I have to do my taxes from twenty to twelve

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Speaker 2: so until all of that is squared away, I can't

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Speaker 3: I guess you just I'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna be hanging out with the guests because I know

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Speaker 2: the guests got coin.

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Speaker 3: The guest is gaggy. Yeah, well I'm gonna be with

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Speaker 3: the guess I'm gonna be a dependent boot.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of dependence, this week, I was an expert at

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Speaker 2: basically being like an Instagram like model.

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Speaker 1: Oh basically, what was that?

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Speaker 2: So? You know, I did some some different something different

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Speaker 2: and this like company hit me up and they're like, hey, sis,

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you passing her on.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not, because they didn't send it to you.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's it's me. I want to wear it.

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Speaker 2: I say, it's like hair vitamins, it's leaving conditioner, like

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Speaker 2: can do? You don't even take vitamins. You don't even

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Speaker 2: I do take vitamin When was the last one to

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Speaker 3: Were you shady?

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Speaker 1: Could give me at least two vitamins?

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Speaker 2: Doesn't Adrian have vitamins at the house that you can

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Speaker 3: You don't need them. Your nails are healthy, your hairs

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Speaker 2: You don't need my vitamins. Look at my nubs to

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Speaker 3: Today is not that? Not a nub at all?

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Speaker 2: Not a nub he's I was gonna think of something

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Speaker 3: Rub dub? I want to rub them. A hub is

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Speaker 1: Or he's just a hubby.

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Speaker 2: He should be married, he should be I would marry you,

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Speaker 2: you would marry him?

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Speaker 3: Or what your wedding song be Trina.

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Speaker 2: Our guest today is our travel expert, but we feel

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Speaker 1: It's the beautiful hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh h what a thrill. I mean I could

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Speaker 3: watch this go on for hours. Are you trying to

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Speaker 3: say that our top was long? No, it was a

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Speaker 3: little rambling. No, no, no, no, no, this is what

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Speaker 3: I this is what I crave And I'm sorry, Oh

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Speaker 3: it was I'm right down the axis. I'm coaxial with

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Speaker 3: the fucking microphone. I love it.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about who you are. And you know

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Speaker 2: you came to the house.

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Speaker 3: In a short and a outdoor voices, double layered short.

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Speaker 3: I'm still too loud. I'm sorry, it's fine.

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Speaker 2: We like how good your voice. Thank you city for

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Speaker 2: some reason had it on like ten. Yeah, so everybody's what.

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Speaker 3: Am I on it? Now? What a four six six?

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Speaker 2: Ye?

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Speaker 3: You're good fitting.

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Speaker 1: But when you're at least the seven point.

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Speaker 3: me like being generous with myself. No, your skin is.

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Speaker 2: I was like, who do you play those games with?

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Speaker 3: What's up? How much? How much you guys can hire me?

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Speaker 3: The whole fly over. We already gave you first of all.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we had to do We had to remix it

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Speaker 2: Like, fun, yeah, but you travel a lot, so traveling.

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Speaker 3: On Sandy, I'll draw you.

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Speaker 3: That honor went to Rachel Peagram.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but I also was like, is this wait? How

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Speaker 3: You two and Molly? Yeah? Yeah. I was like, damn,

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Speaker 3: this was meant for the guy. It was me. They

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Speaker 3: Okay, what is it? So I don't Think so Honey?

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Speaker 3: So Honey. You take one minute to go off and

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Speaker 1: No, you know, we're more a collared crowd.

443
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Speaker 2: We're a collar Also, when I think of salads, I

444
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,920
Speaker 2: don't like a kale salad to me is like two.

445
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,720
Speaker 3: It's not supposed to be in a salad. It's rough it.

446
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,280
Speaker 3: It's like swallowing daggers.

447
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like the soil, like it tastes of soil.

448
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,960
Speaker 2: That was like, it's real grainy. I don't know, it's

449
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,320
Speaker 2: not for us. It's minerally.

450
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,639
Speaker 3: It's minerally. But then you but then so then we

451
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,480
Speaker 3: did the version in San Francisco Cluster five. It was great. Man,

452
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,639
Speaker 3: it was fun where it was like competitive, but we'd

453
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,880
Speaker 3: done competitive before where we did head to head matchups

454
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,800
Speaker 3: and that felt gross because everyone would leave feeling bad.

455
00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:12,080
Speaker 2: No, they just don't know what competition is. Well, yeah,

456
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,200
Speaker 2: but petition, bitch, what do you win?

457
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,240
Speaker 3: You win? Do you win money? You don't win money? Okay,

458
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,760
Speaker 3: so what's just to get the title because the title

459
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:23,000
Speaker 3: yet ultimately doesn't matter. But for that for performers, it's like,

460
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,320
Speaker 3: oh I lost a chance to perform on stage, which

461
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,080
Speaker 3: for them is like capital.

462
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,639
Speaker 2: It's only a loss if there's money involved, exactly right.

463
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,280
Speaker 2: If you're not bringing out a big ass chick Price

464
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,520
Speaker 2: water Cooper chick, then I didn't lose anything.

465
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,920
Speaker 3: No, you're right, You're right, even though I.

466
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,760
Speaker 2: Did lose, and I was like, I feel like I.

467
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:44,760
Speaker 3: Won the losing though it's the losing. Like Joel Kimbostra

468
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,760
Speaker 3: is like I was robbed and when we were I

469
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:47,760
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, maybe.

470
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Speaker 2: I mean, I saw the comments on Instagram and people

471
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:54,840
Speaker 2: are like, I loved Joels, and I was like, I mean,

472
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Speaker 2: he did.

473
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Speaker 3: Go in, he went in, He he did. I don't

474
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Speaker 3: think so, honey. That bit of colm that comes out

475
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,040
Speaker 3: the day after you bought them for someone.

476
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:06,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god, like on a Sunday.

477
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Speaker 3: It wasn't even Sunday. It wasn't even Sunday. This is

478
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,119
Speaker 3: so specific. And it was four pm on a seven

479
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,560
Speaker 3: in the front round.

480
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,920
Speaker 2: My parents was there, and Aquafina did the show.

481
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,080
Speaker 3: Did the show.

482
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,720
Speaker 1: You had a lot of celebrities on your show.

483
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Speaker 3: Dude. It was fun. It was fun. And then you

484
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,919
Speaker 3: came down from that and you had to go to

485
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Speaker 3: l A and l A you did. I don't think so, honey,

486
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,000
Speaker 3: we did it. There and that was fun too. Where

487
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,040
Speaker 3: did you guys do it in l A? I Coplex,

488
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,560
Speaker 3: which is just like like Lizzo does her concerts there.

489
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,520
Speaker 3: I love Liz. It's like a fun, big like concert venue.

490
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,000
Speaker 3: We think would have had her on there. Oh my god,

491
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,720
Speaker 3: can you imagine get your people to get in touch

492
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,080
Speaker 3: with Lizzo? She did drag Race. She likes the gays,

493
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,960
Speaker 3: she likes the gaze. I know, she loves the gaye.

494
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,720
Speaker 3: She she just did Pride Yes. But it was so fun.

495
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,920
Speaker 3: And then but then it was like I didn't get

496
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Speaker 3: a chance to hang in l A.

497
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Speaker 2: Well, what do you like to do when you're in LA?

498
00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 2: I'm here for the tackle trucks and the two ubers.

499
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,960
Speaker 3: Didn't go to A. Yeah. I love the fucking I mean,

500
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 3: but I did end up paying like three hundred dollars

501
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,520
Speaker 3: in lists because I because we didn't want a car,

502
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,919
Speaker 3: but yeah, because you're like, oh, it's only two dolls.

503
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,560
Speaker 3: And then and you're like, you know, I still got

504
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 3: to settle everything and like give them out of Vemo

505
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,120
Speaker 3: to be like, hey, you won't listen, honey.

506
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,680
Speaker 1: If you didn't give the vimo a week after it's gone.

507
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,800
Speaker 3: Say no, no, no, I'm going through my receipts.

508
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 2: Receipts, go through our receipts. Let's go through our receipts. Yeah, sorry, says,

509
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 2: can't have you there.

510
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,640
Speaker 3: If you went, you went through your receipts, you would

511
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,600
Speaker 3: pay off that six grand and like she would.

512
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,600
Speaker 2: Ciny is like one of these people that like buys

513
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 2: things for people regularly.

514
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 3: I do meet you, but that's what I do too,

515
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,119
Speaker 3: and then I let things slip away.

516
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks, but I just put it in the universe.

517
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,720
Speaker 2: I was like, it's gonna go come back another way.

518
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,199
Speaker 2: You know sure that you have to do that. You

519
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 2: have to think about. Okay, you didn't get it from

520
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,120
Speaker 2: this person, but before you know it, something a gig

521
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 2: is going to come up and you'd be like, oh,

522
00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 2: that's the exact amount that this motherfucker old me. I

523
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 2: was talking to my mom today about a gig that

524
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Speaker 2: I did in a book, and she was like, it's

525
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 2: because it's because you don't pray.

526
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like what. She was like,

527
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 1: you haven't been a church.

528
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 3: You not tithing? She was like you do not? Yeah,

529
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,440
Speaker 3: she was like, your brother used to go to church

530
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 3: all She's like he goes every day. He's in La

531
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Speaker 3: now a wait, Okay is this how do you navigate that?

532
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,360
Speaker 3: Because this sounds like sort of familiar.

533
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 2: I put my mother on speaker and I just was

534
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,400
Speaker 2: rolling my eyes on a boomerang and I was trying

535
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,400
Speaker 2: to post it on Instagram, just talking to my mom

536
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 2: about not booking things because I don't pray. But she's

537
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 2: my mother is really generous. She gives things to people

538
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 2: like she's always given. Like, if you go to my

539
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 2: mother's house, you're not leaving empty handed, me with food

540
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 2: or towels or brown sugar package.

541
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 3: I need towels? Do you need Canada dry?

542
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 2: Like? She she won't let you leave without taking something.

543
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 2: And she says she gives things to people and it

544
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,679
Speaker 2: comes back to her.

545
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,639
Speaker 3: Later in what ways.

546
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:59,400
Speaker 2: That's what I was wondering. Okay, you're stealing out no money? Wait,

547
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,640
Speaker 2: let me tell you. I when I first started waitressing,

548
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 2: I had gotten all my money or whatever from a

549
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,119
Speaker 2: week and it was like two thousand and something dollars,

550
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 2: so my rent was in there. And then I had

551
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 2: extra money because I was going to Miami. I go

552
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 2: to a party, go to after hours.

553
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 3: Some money went in my.

554
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 1: Purse took all the money, all of it.

555
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 3: It was like.

556
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Speaker 1: Twenty six hundred dollars. It was a lot of money,

557
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 1: and I was why.

558
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 3: Did you have what it? Was it in rubber banks?

559
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 3: Was it?

560
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 2: It was in an envelope? And it was at that

561
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 2: It was at the bottom of my dusty ass bag.

562
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 2: Are you sure somebody went in there or you were

563
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:34,879
Speaker 2: like you were swinging your bag.

564
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 3: Like this side.

565
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,399
Speaker 2: No. I hit no. I hit my purse in a car.

566
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,159
Speaker 2: And then when we went to the after hours, I

567
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, I guess I'm gonna take my purse

568
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 2: because I need to go to the store.

569
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,399
Speaker 1: They stole the money, so I'm freaking out.

570
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 3: I was like, did they take anything else? No?

571
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 2: And I had a camera, I had other things of value.

572
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 2: You had a little, I had a little I had.

573
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 2: I had an iPod. I had a whole bunch of stuff.

574
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 2: Was it a nano?

575
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 3: Let me live?

576
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,879
Speaker 1: I want to paint them photo for the listener.

577
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 2: Anyway, long story short, I work that week and I

578
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 2: made all the money back and more. Okay, just before

579
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 2: I went to it is Miami trip. So people kept

580
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 2: tipping me over tipping me, and I was like, see

581
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 2: this is because I lost all that money, but.

582
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: You could have had double the money.

583
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 2: Yes, if I'm thinking about the cup being half full

584
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:25,400
Speaker 2: or half empty or whatever, full back it comes back.

585
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,440
Speaker 3: I don't know if I believe them is not real.

586
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 3: You don't believe. Do you have religion? I don't have religion.

587
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 3: I just don't think the universe cares about us? Do

588
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying?

589
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 2: I do feel like that, But I do also at

590
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 2: the same time feel like everything happens exactly the way it's.

591
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, in some way I believe that. Yeah, and

592
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 3: like maybe I have a tough time reconcidly list but

593
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 3: it's like, how I don't believe in astrology. It's like, okay,

594
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 3: why I don't believe in that? None of us do think? Well,

595
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 3: here's the thing, like, why do we think that stars

596
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 3: hundreds of billions of light years away have any effect

597
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 3: on my behavior? Do you know what I'm saying? Like

598
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 3: the gravitational pull of a fucking star that is so

599
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 3: fucking but believe it?

600
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 2: And shout out to David Gilbert because I know he's

601
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 2: listening and he's reading, and.

602
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, yeah, well, David knows how I feel

603
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,199
Speaker 3: about he turned off the podcast right now.

604
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 2: It's like the time that you were born on the

605
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 2: day of the week, mix like mixed perhold now and

606
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 2: it's like what lots of people were born on the

607
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 2: same day at the same time.

608
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 3: But I do believe that.

609
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: Things happen for a reason.

610
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, I believe they do.

611
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 2: And I do believe in karma as well. I I

612
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 2: do believe in like, whatever you put out in the

613
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 2: universe is going to come back. So it doesn't mean

614
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 2: like a necessary thing, that a specific thing that I

615
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 2: did to you is going to come back to me.

616
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 3: I just think it's like overall, it goes into some lump, yes, some,

617
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 3: and then it comes back.

618
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,360
Speaker 2: When all of my money was taken, I was like, oh,

619
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 2: that's because I have fucked my friend's ex boyfriend. That's why,

620
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 2: that's why, that's why, that's when the money and when

621
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 2: the money came back, I was like, oh see, that's

622
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 2: the karma come back in the person who stole the

623
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,159
Speaker 2: money from me, got it?

624
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 3: You banged your friends X.

625
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 2: Yes, he broke out and I was she didn't know

626
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 2: broke out with her, So how do you feel about that?

627
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 3: But that's that situation devastating devastating.

628
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 2: It was devastating because it was it was not okay,

629
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 2: it was right because the person who told her told

630
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 2: her at it after hours.

631
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 3: So this girl had already dropped a pill, probably did

632
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 3: some just ruined her whole, ruined her whole, and it

633
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 3: was in front of everybody.

634
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 2: So it was wait, who snitched my friend was like,

635
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 2: Sydney's banging such and such.

636
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: Sydney's banging Kyle.

637
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 3: It's okay because you got robbed.

638
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, my God always provides a balance.

639
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 3: But you would never do that now. No, Well, first

640
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 3: of all, I'm not banging no dude. So that's that's one,

641
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 3: you know.

642
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 2: And also, I don't want anybody that my friends have

643
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 2: been with you've been. I don't want nobody I know

644
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 2: you don't want. I don't even want that person to

645
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 2: pour me a glass of water.

646
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 3: Come on in a desert. Oh my god, everyone drink

647
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 3: from a white man's Is this is Marie? Is this

648
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 3: still your? Is this summer of home or you're the

649
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 3: year of home?

650
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 2: And I'm doing such a bad job of being a hole.

651
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 2: I just I feel like I'm not meeting enough people. Okay,

652
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 2: I think it's because you're in New York.

653
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 3: Though New York is hard, I'm I'm like going through.

654
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 3: I'm going through like I'm going through like when it

655
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 3: rains at porous situation, as you just got dis all

656
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 3: over your face right now in your neck. No no, no,

657
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,479
Speaker 3: I just I've been working with like a three year

658
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 3: dry spell and now I'm just like, oh, okay, this

659
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 3: is what like dating is. Like I had to be

660
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 3: reminded of like what the ritual was because it had

661
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 3: just been song what's the ritual for you? For me,

662
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 3: it's just like, oh, like you know, I take them

663
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 3: out to dinner at River Jelly and Brooklyn Heights. We

664
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 3: walk by the pier. You take them out to dinner,

665
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 3: you know. But lately it's been like it's it's their idea.

666
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 3: It's like, come over to my place, I'll make you

667
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 3: a drink, and then you go to the pride parade.

668
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 3: Like that was my pride I was. It was so nice,

669
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 3: it was so great, and like I'm just like a

670
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 3: pleasantly surprised at like this being like a part of

671
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 3: my life now, whereas in the I spent literally the

672
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 3: last three years being like okay, well I'm out, like

673
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 3: I'm I guess nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. I'm like,

674
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 3: I amount of my prime like whatever, no.

675
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: Way, Yeah, yeah, that's the way your ankles are set up.

676
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, my ankles are too hot. My

677
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 3: calves are yours are? My calves are too blow My

678
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 3: legs are short and stubby? Five eight. It's not great.

679
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 3: Oh she doesn't present us five age, she doesn't present

680
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 3: usiba what did she present us?

681
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: Like a five six marine?

682
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 3: Sure? I'm a short, yes, but you know what it is.

683
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 2: I have a really big sense of self, so I

684
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 2: think I'm the same height as assholes.

685
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: No, nobody's five four.

686
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 3: Okay, but see Marie, like, don't tell me your height yet,

687
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 3: you present as like six foot even I know that's

688
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 3: not your height. Yeah, but that's all hair. Say that

689
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 3: to me.

690
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 2: Like people who follow me on Instagram or watch my

691
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 2: videos when they meet me, they're like, oh, I thought

692
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 2: you were bigger, and I'm like, no, just my mouth.

693
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 3: But they're like, put yourself scared. It seems same to you,

694
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 3: Sydney like you present as like I'm like, oh, Sydney, like, well,

695
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 3: that's because I wear heels to everything you do.

696
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 2: Throw I will wear a five inch heel at a

697
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 2: show that's like has twelve people in it, not.

698
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 3: In a basement, not in a dandass bar.

699
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 2: And I wear heels a lot, and it's just it's

700
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 2: because of working for so long you had to wear

701
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 2: so and I just feel like heels elongates you.

702
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 3: It makes you feel like better both of you. And

703
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 3: people have said this to you so many times before

704
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 3: and it sounds so shallow, but like both of you

705
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 3: really like show up to look.

706
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean every once in a while, to

707
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: take a day off every one in while I went.

708
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 3: I went to the knitting factory on Sunday.

709
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 2: I had I left my clipping bang at the house.

710
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 2: I just the photographer is trying to take pictures.

711
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 3: So I was like this, this ain't it. I was like,

712
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 3: don't tag me in any of these things. Oh my god.

713
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: Photographer was cute.

714
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 3: It was a dude.

715
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: And I couldn't tell if he was gay.

716
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 3: Or if he was straight.

717
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: But I was like, I was like, it's pride and

718
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: you're here, so you already had a nose ring.

719
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 3: And I was like, you thought he was cute, Marie.

720
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 3: He was cute. Oh and let's get on this. Let's

721
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 3: figure out who this.

722
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 2: Guy is I mean, he slid in my DMS to

723
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 2: send me a photo that you had taken to me,

724
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: and I was like, you can delete that.

725
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 3: Okay, YouTube probably know this, but like dms.

726
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 2: My dms are dry, so dry I which is crazy

727
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 2: Marie because people will come in my d MS asking

728
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 2: about you.

729
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 1: Whoa They were like, Oh, what's what's your friends deal?

730
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,479
Speaker 2: Something about who I am and how I present myself,

731
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: Like just on the train out and about, like I'll

732
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 2: see people who are attractive, they won't come talk to me.

733
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 2: But and then I'm like, but do you see how

734
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 2: mean I am? Why are you coming to me about Marie?

735
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 2: Because I'll be like, because I'm because I'm meaner than you.

736
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 3: You know, if people into your DMS about you know.

737
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 2: About Marie, if I'll look at their profile, I'm like,

738
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 2: this is not even worse me sinning this to her?

739
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 3: Why would I do that? That's a waste. Well, aren't

740
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 3: you like that? Yeah? Yeah, who's sliding in your dms? Well?

741
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 3: The thing is the people I just like, I never

742
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 3: took that. I didn't. I didn't know what that meant.

743
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 3: For the longest time, I was like, what does that mean? Yeah,

744
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 3: someone's dming. You great, But I was like, people are

745
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 3: fucking up through DMS.

746
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, got it.

747
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 3: And then then now like this is the way that

748
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 3: I'm like meeting people, This is the way that I'm

749
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 3: meeting people now, And I'm like, oh, that's crazy. First

750
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 3: of all, like Grinder is like dad, Everyone's like like

751
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 3: the official proclamation out of like West Hollywood is that

752
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 3: like Grinder's dad, Everyone's people are only fucking through DMS,

753
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 3: Grinder's lane, Grinders for the normal, for the normals. Okay,

754
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh fuck, I got here. I'm still like

755
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 3: setting up all these traps, like what is going on? Okay?

756
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: So wait, so we already did the New York thing.

757
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 2: When you when you go somewhere else, like you've been

758
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 2: to Australia, how do you meet people over there?

759
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 3: The apps?

760
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: Because apps, the apps work. The Wi Fi works there.

761
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 3: Too, works there too. You don't just convert, you don't

762
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 3: have to convert. But the thing is when you're in

763
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 3: other places like New York is so fucked up because

764
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 3: when you go to other places, when you go to

765
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 3: Australia where there's a big Asian population, it's it's both

766
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 3: better and worse where it's like because like Asians to

767
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 3: people in Australia, there's if you watch Australian comedy, like

768
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 3: a punchline is like, oh, the fucking Asians. It's like

769
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 3: because it's like they they see them as some as

770
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 3: this like immigrant population that's like, oh, so they're the Mexicans. Yeah,

771
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 3: essentially here and so you go over there and it's

772
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 3: like you're fetishized in a way. That's like fine for

773
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 3: me as like a as a traveling whatever, I don't

774
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 3: care actually exactly exactly. But then you're also like oh,

775
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 3: but then people are also more like openly like no

776
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 3: Asians please.

777
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 2: And you're like, ah, yeah, that's like a thing right,

778
00:32:55,880 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 2: It's like no fatties and no something, no fish.

779
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: How could somebody write no Asians?

780
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 3: I can't. It's it's like people aren't doing it as

781
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 3: much now. But like when Grinder first came out, that

782
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 3: was like the tagline and the fact that that is

783
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 3: like that that was normal for so long is like yes,

784
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 3: never know it and we've never been on ground exactly crazy.

785
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 3: It's like yeah, it's like mainstream to somewhere, so how

786
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 3: so what does that mean?

787
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 2: Like if somebody says that, like have you ever been

788
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 2: interested in somebody and they were like no, yeah, yeah,

789
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 2: and then you like change their mind are you?

790
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 3: Like? I don't want to change their minds at that point,

791
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 3: Like like I've had conversations with people and like with

792
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 3: other engage in people, and like we're all like, oh no,

793
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 3: when someone says that, it's actually a relief because then

794
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 3: you know not to fuck with that right as a person.

795
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 3: As a person, like why no, I don't want to

796
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,959
Speaker 3: be your friend. I don't want to do nothing right now.

797
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 2: That's like the you're really pretty for a black girl,

798
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 2: and it's like what no, the the fact that you

799
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 2: fixed your no lips to tell me your SpongeBob SquarePants

800
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 2: not existent top and bottom lip, you're your back finger lip, yeah,

801
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 2: your horizontal Yeah, stop talking to your slits.

802
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 3: I'm talking about your slip. That's funny, super pretty for

803
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 3: I don't usually like black girls, but right, it's that thing.

804
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 3: It's that thing. But then know when you go to Australia,

805
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 3: it's cue when you go to candidates like Montreal, it

806
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 3: was fun for me.

807
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about that, like like poutine, like.

808
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 3: Poutine Montreal, Well, I grew up I grew up there,

809
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 3: and then he went from from like I moved on.

810
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 3: It's like nine Okay, I spoke French, ixpect English, and

811
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 3: I forgot all of my French within like sixpences moving

812
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 3: to the US. I mean you said, what's the glasses? Bruno?

813
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,839
Speaker 3: Can you talk at about it French? Well, my mom

814
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 3: and dad speak French right, well, but then did they?

815
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,959
Speaker 3: Did you ever learn it? I did learn it's very.

816
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: Pretty crabby.

817
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 3: It's pretty crappy.

818
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: No reason why you don't have dick all up and

819
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 1: through your body should be.

820
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 3: No reason you should be impaled.

821
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I should be a stewer, dish dick Cobb.

822
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta get We all have to get

823
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 3: spit roasted at one point in our lives. Have you

824
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 3: ever been I've never been spit roasted? What's that? That's

825
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 3: when you're getting it from both uns? Oh?

826
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 2: Never, fucking never, spinning spinning over and take over over,

827
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 2: Casper mattress, Oh my god.

828
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 3: Which but you have to get on both ends.

829
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 2: I have not at the same time, not at the

830
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 2: same time, but I definitely I can't. It feels like

831
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 2: a lot of I'm out of it choreography. I'm out

832
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 2: of the it feels like five six, seven eight if

833
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 2: my girlfriend, if Adrian left me, I think I just

834
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 2: wouldn't date ever again.

835
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 3: Really, what I genuinely believe you don't You don't think

836
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 3: there's a ton amount of time for you not to

837
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 3: date and then you.

838
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 2: Get back in No, I think that I genuinely just

839
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 2: don't have the patience to do whatever y'all are. The

840
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 2: way y'all talk about it, I'm like, and Marie's I

841
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 2: feel like Marie has more fun than most people. Didn't

842
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 2: talk about dating because I don't say anything serious. And

843
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 2: then I got a massage and then we ate again,

844
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: and then we went to the opera.

845
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 3: That's how you keep bringing the opera. And I'm like, dang.

846
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 2: I went yeah because I had like a day date

847
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 2: with this dude and he was like, how do you

848
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 2: feel about massages?

849
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 3: And I was like, you want to give me a massage?

850
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 2: And he was like, I booked massages this afternoon and

851
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, I love a massage and a

852
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 2: casual like three pm appointment.

853
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 3: That's how you do it, dude.

854
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 2: Like I couldn't be single and I have to because

855
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 2: I'll just be thinking about well, Marie went to.

856
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 3: The opera massage.

857
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: I don't look like I could get massages an opera,

858
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: isn't that?

859
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 3: What did you an Adrian do that when you first

860
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 3: started dating?

861
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: I like, I went on like bike ride.

862
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just coming to my shows, just being there,

863
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 2: like what's up? You know, I was playing hard to

864
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 2: get to me. I was waring hard to get you know,

865
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,839
Speaker 2: I remember because I was there.

866
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: We were both like.

867
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 2: You dare say that on the podcast, and then it

868
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 2: was like something shifted and it was like I was

869
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 2: still saying and City was like love.

870
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 3: You, babe, and I was like we didn't.

871
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,720
Speaker 2: I don't even know what real dates are anymore, really,

872
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 2: you know, I just feel like hanging out, getting something

873
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 2: to eat, watch a movie like whatever.

874
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 3: That's the normal. I mean, I'm just hanging and banging, hanging, hanging.

875
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 3: See Okay. I was just on a date where we

876
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 3: went to a bar and then he was like, okay,

877
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 3: let's go. We're going to drag Bingo And I was like, what,

878
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 3: Like you have this play it like meditated? Yeah, like

879
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 3: you had a part two like ready to go like.

880
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: That thought, guys, I love that, not playing anything.

881
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 3: Because but then I don't know, I don't I don't.

882
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 3: I never have the force that it.

883
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 2: I was like, I never know where anything is. I

884
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 2: don't know when time things starts, so like a nightcap?

885
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 3: Is that what you No, they went to drag Bingo

886
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 3: to drag Bingo, and then I want, and then I want,

887
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 3: and then we want. I want like a vintage porn

888
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 3: DVD and then there was like the perfect thing and

889
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 3: we both giggled about it.

890
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 2: I was like, this is great, this is recent. That's

891
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 2: pretty recent. Yeah, that's great. I mean I just feel like,

892
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 2: what else is rock climbing.

893
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 3: Throwing?

894
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,439
Speaker 1: Like what are we doing?

895
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 3: I can't? Yeah, you're right, are we? Laser tag? I

896
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 3: like laser tag? Laser tag?

897
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: I would do that on a date with a group

898
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,959
Speaker 1: with a group that he's saying, like a date, like if.

899
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 3: You want to do a day like it' very it's

900
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 3: two ten things I hate about you. But the same

901
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 3: guy also when one day was like hey you should

902
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,280
Speaker 3: come over, he goes, hey Sunday, if you don't have plans,

903
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,720
Speaker 3: we should take a boxing class and then you should

904
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 3: come to my place. I'll kick you eggs and babblah,

905
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 3: And I was like, who are you eggs? Is he

906
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 3: like an event right now. He events for his magazine.

907
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 3: He's a fucking whatever. If he's listening whatever, he's a

908
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 3: fucking psychiatrist, like he like runs. He's his own fucking pschi.

909
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 3: He's slitting a dam. He came to he did the

910
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 3: Adrian thing. He came to shows, and I was like,

911
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 3: and he'ld always would always brings some hot guy. He's

912
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 3: a ton like he would always bring some Howky was like,

913
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:09,760
Speaker 3: oh great.

914
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 2: He's a ten to me. Whatever, wait, hold on to you.

915
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 2: What's your tim He's he's just like in the in

916
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 2: the in the movie of your Life, who would be

917
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 2: your meet?

918
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 3: Cute? Like who? What's celebrity? Celebrity? Okay, well I can't like,

919
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 3: I'll just describe him. Okay. He's just like perfectly like chiseled,

920
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 3: like ethnic dude. Okay, he's brown, he's tall, he's short, tall,

921
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 3: like so smart, so fun. It's like such a good

922
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 3: listener and like I message one of his friends, I

923
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 3: like DM one of his friends he's with I. Oh

924
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 3: I DM, I love her. I was like, what's his deal?

925
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 3: She was like, honestly, his deal is that he's an

926
00:39:56,160 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 3: amazing listener and he's a great guy, and it's like what. Yeah,

927
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know that's that. This is this

928
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 3: is this is new, this is new unity where where

929
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,919
Speaker 3: I'm just like I'm trying to like, have you guys

930
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 3: hooked up party? That's good, it's good.

931
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 2: And Marie, I don't have any of that for you.

932
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 2: You're like you will never know. I'll have nobody for you.

933
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 2: Like yeah, read like let me figure out his deal.

934
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 2: He's just a good listener. I was like, I'm like, yo,

935
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 2: he ain't ship, but dick is crazy?

936
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 3: Is crazy?

937
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,760
Speaker 2: Go in a spiral. I heard he's gonna get you wings.

938
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 2: His dick has a hook. It curves and it has

939
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 2: a hook cross like, well, somebody did a friend of ours,

940
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 2: Robin Robin Cloud, who did our podcast. She was our

941
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 2: lesbian expert. She was like, my friend so and So

942
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 2: thinks you're super attractive. Interested, Yeah, talking to me? And

943
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 2: So I went to his paint and his paid was

944
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 2: private and I was like, yeah, what was his deal?

945
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 2: You know?

946
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 3: How tall is he? Where does he work?

947
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 2: You know? Is he nice?

948
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: And she was like he in Brooklyn? And then she

949
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: was like no, Harlem and I was like there was

950
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:03,879
Speaker 1: a catch.

951
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,399
Speaker 3: That catch.

952
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: She's like, he's really nice.

953
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 3: She's like blah blah blah.

954
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 2: He works at this place, and it was like, you

955
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 2: guys need to stop being so lazy, though, like you can't.

956
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 2: That's the longestance relationship from Brooklyn. Okay, Well that's what

957
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 2: happened to a friend of mine. She was like, Oh,

958
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 2: I was talking to this dude.

959
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 3: He lives in Tribeca. I live in Harlem and she's

960
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 3: not commute to.

961
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: Tribeca from anywhere.

962
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's tired.

963
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 2: She's like, if you want to hang out with me,

964
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 2: you're gonna come to Harlem too, Like why do I

965
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 2: need to come to Tribeca all the time? Because he

966
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,479
Speaker 2: had a loft and art but she has a nice

967
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 2: apartment too, Like, you you have the money, so get

968
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 2: in a car and come to Harlem.

969
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but see, I don't want people to come to

970
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 3: my house.

971
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 2: You what is that? I don't want to.

972
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 3: I don't want to. What is its? Host? She doesn't

973
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 3: have a roommate, so she might as well just technically don't.

974
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: So I mean she's moving out in like four days,

975
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: but she hasn't been here almost.

976
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 3: I'm I'm this guy, I'm like I've been seeing him

977
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 3: tonight and then I'm like, I'll probably like, you'll probably

978
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 3: come hanging out of my place and I'm doing like

979
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 3: a fucking deep clean hot oil. I'm just a hot

980
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 3: old treatment. It's cute. Where's its like? It's like pipe

981
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 3: barclays me over by like where we did his podcast. Well,

982
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 3: I'm sure it looks nice.

983
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 2: I'm sure well that I'm hanging and banging with lives

984
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 2: across the street from where we were.

985
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was like that, so maybe you should

986
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: go like, well, he.

987
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 3: Goes, Okay, I'm not dating you know what. I'm not

988
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 3: even dating this. I guess I'm hanging and banging.

989
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 1: Hanging and banging, hanging. I just like how it rolls right.

990
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 3: Off the town, hanging and banging and we're dropping the G.

991
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: We're dropping the G hanging like a pasta view over there.

992
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, hanging, bang, hang back.

993
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 3: And I think you would be I think you shouldn't.

994
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 3: I mean, like know you and Adrea are like the

995
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 3: best cop YouTube, but don't don't say don't like I

996
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 3: don't think that she would keep herself, she would not

997
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 3: not date.

998
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 2: Well. Before I had met Adrian, I hadn't had sex

999
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 2: with anybody in a year, but sis there had been

1000
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 2: some recent developments where it just was like, Sydney, are

1001
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 2: you flirting with this person? And you were like, no,

1002
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 2: we're well, because you just gotta you gotta know how

1003
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 2: to you got to turn the flirt on. You can't

1004
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 2: forget how to flirt, and you're good at flirting. But

1005
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 2: I just feel like you're someone somewhere eventually would like

1006
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 2: you'd be like, oh, I'm intrigued by this by this

1007
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 2: young man or this woman. I don't think I would

1008
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 2: have to get up off the couch and go engage

1009
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 2: with this person.

1010
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 3: That's too much work. I don't want to do that.

1011
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: That's true.

1012
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 3: People will come to you that, like both of you

1013
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 3: like people at some point, well yeah, this.

1014
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 2: Dude was like, we don't always have to come to

1015
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 2: my house, like I'll come to your house, and I

1016
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 2: was like, you dont.

1017
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 3: Want Why do you want to go to my house?

1018
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 3: You don't want that. Meanwhile, we're I mean, like, you're

1019
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 3: hosting people every fucking week to record this I am.

1020
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,720
Speaker 1: They're not laying in my bed with their street clothes.

1021
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 3: Fine, there's that, you know, Audrey and building I do. So,

1022
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 3: then then what's the I don't know.

1023
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 2: I was talking to this this guy, and he was like,

1024
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 2: you got to have a sex blanket, like a blanket

1025
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 2: that you only use for what you put it on

1026
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 2: the bed for six.

1027
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 3: The sex blanket. Oh my god, I gotta go buy.

1028
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 3: I gotta go stop by Target.

1029
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's like you just flip it, you know, No,

1030
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,359
Speaker 1: you gotta wash it, but you don't.

1031
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 2: Don't rewatch the whole dirty duvet is also dirty. And

1032
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 2: I gotta wash my mattress chopper.

1033
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I do the mattress toppers. I'm just gonna

1034
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 3: it's a lot. It's a lot to get hosted.

1035
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 2: Speaking of duvet, when you went to China, if you

1036
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 2: get any good fabrics there?

1037
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you do if you gotta talk about travel? Okay?

1038
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Well when I think China, I think of hair, hair,

1039
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 2: and I think of.

1040
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 3: Food, yes, and I think hair, communism and communism, abolishing

1041
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 3: term liaments for a prime minister. Sure, China's China's fine,

1042
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 3: China go.

1043
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: Sounds like you had an exciting time, but no, I

1044
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: love China.

1045
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 3: I loved, but now it's this thing where every time

1046
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 3: I go back, my relatives are like your mandarin sucks,

1047
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 3: and I'm like.

1048
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 2: I know, well, anytime you go back to the homeland,

1049
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 2: anyone is, and you've been in the United States, are

1050
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 2: going be like, you sound American, but.

1051
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 3: It makes me anxious, Like, but I'm speaking French with you, guys.

1052
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 3: Can you say a little Mandarin? Like ye, what I said?

1053
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 3: You guys? Give me something I'm gonna say, or ask

1054
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 3: me a question and I'll respond. But when are you

1055
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 3: wearing a Lady Gaga T shirt? Well? Since I said

1056
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 3: two Lady Gaga, uh tencent? What does that? What does

1057
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 3: that sound like to you guys? It's like full gebbrush.

1058
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: No, it seems like I was like, it sounds like

1059
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 1: the beginning of a sentence, but not the whole sentence.

1060
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 2: No.

1061
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 3: The Mandarin it's known for the it's efficiency because it's

1062
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 3: one character when one character, when syllable per characters say

1063
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 3: the thing that you said one more time since I

1064
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 3: died twin Lady Gaga tencent? And you just said I'm

1065
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 3: wearing a Lady Gaga T shirt, which is a simple

1066
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 3: like ask me, okay, oh you were asked me are

1067
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:07,280
Speaker 3: you wearing a your question, are you a top or bottom? Yes? Shoes?

1068
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 3: You go top sugar, eat a bottom sugar? Oh you

1069
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 3: got versatile shoes, sweet wash and what what wash the

1070
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:33,720
Speaker 3: t you get p versatile?

1071
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: He's like, well, well the sex blanket is there bottom, but.

1072
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 3: Then when you but then when you flip it, my

1073
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,320
Speaker 3: house on the bottle. But you know what I was

1074
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 3: saying is okay, you guys will find this funny. So

1075
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 3: you have we have tops and bottoms here and then versatiles. Right,

1076
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 3: what's versatile? It means like you can do so in

1077
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 3: China on the absolutelyast the way you communicate that as

1078
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 3: people ask you, are you a one or a zero?

1079
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 3: So if you're top, you're a one. If you're a bottom,

1080
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 3: you're the whole. Damn a zero. That's so rude. You're

1081
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 3: the whole because you're the whole. And then with the one,

1082
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 3: you're the insert the insertion or okay, the matrix in China,

1083
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 3: so it is like a binary in China. But when

1084
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 3: you're versatile, you say you're a zero point five. Isn't

1085
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 3: that funny? Like you're halfway in between? Okay, okay.

1086
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 1: They don't really like math over there.

1087
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 3: So fucking much.

1088
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 2: And it's just so important because I'm not going to

1089
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 2: use this for anything, but it's just great to know

1090
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 2: it's Snapple facts.

1091
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 3: It's Snapple facts.

1092
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: Well, where's your favorite place that you've been been?

1093
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 3: It's fucking cliche as hell, and you guys can make

1094
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,399
Speaker 3: fun of me. Yeah.

1095
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: I love Paris.

1096
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 3: Have you been? No, I gotta go. You and Adrien

1097
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 3: have to go.

1098
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, just go do gay lesbian things.

1099
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 2: It's for love, you know, it's just for love and

1100
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 2: just I mean everyone in Paris is not in love

1101
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: with everybody in Paris. They they're busy and they're running

1102
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,919
Speaker 2: to work and they're eating bread and buying board.

1103
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,919
Speaker 3: Like it's it's like New York. It's New York. Yea. Yeah,

1104
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 3: there's this great book that it's like Paris and New York.

1105
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 3: And it's like it compares one pages of the New

1106
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 3: York excited pages Paris sit and so they do, but

1107
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 3: they just do like it's it's cute. It's like a

1108
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 3: coffee table book. But anyway, New York.

1109
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 2: I like that.

1110
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find that. Yeah, we'll find that. I I

1111
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 3: love it there and I've only been once and that

1112
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,439
Speaker 3: was with my family. I didn't get to exit.

1113
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 2: Yes, I went with my mom like two years ago,

1114
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 2: and I want to go back for and spend a

1115
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 2: month in Paris.

1116
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 3: We go, we should go, we should go. We've we

1117
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 3: talked about this, talk about this.

1118
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 2: I would do a fucking trip because you said we

1119
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 2: we wanted to do a big ass, like cute trip.

1120
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 3: I might go at the end of the fucking summer.

1121
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 3: I don't care, Like I don't have a job anymore.

1122
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 2: I want to go, like, well, when I pay off

1123
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 2: this ir but it's going to be paid off. I'm

1124
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 2: not even that worried. I'm putting in a universe.

1125
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 3: I talked to the.

1126
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 2: Universe that that Bowen thinks does not exist. He's like,

1127
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,280
Speaker 2: the universe don't care about it exists.

1128
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 3: It does not care. It's afraid.

1129
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: I'm all listen, you prayed, you spoke to my mom.

1130
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm always praying, Marie.

1131
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 2: After you took me to a hill song, I was like, well,

1132
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 2: I took city house, hills city cool church, a.

1133
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,240
Speaker 3: House, cool church. I'm always curious, but is it always

1134
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 3: at highline? Where is it? We went to New Year's Eve,

1135
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 3: didn't we wo?

1136
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, we went to the New Year's Eve service, but

1137
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 2: it wasn't on New Year's Eve.

1138
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 3: It was like the day before, the day before. It

1139
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 3: was on a Friday or something.

1140
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 2: It's at Highland or it's like it'll be at this

1141
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 2: place on Broadway, Okay, like where the lan King is. Sure,

1142
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 2: but it's cool because it's it almost feels like a

1143
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 2: ted talk because it doesn't feel like they're preaching at you. No, no, no,

1144
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 2: it just feels like you're like listening to somebody that's like, well,

1145
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 2: if you do want to do this in your life,

1146
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 2: you got to do this.

1147
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 3: This thing.

1148
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 1: Plaster was funny. He was doing it, they were doing

1149
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: they were great.

1150
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 3: I mean, they're hosting. It's but it's entertaining.

1151
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and people have on like body contresses and

1152
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, sis, you just came back from the club.

1153
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,240
Speaker 3: Like everyone looks snatched.

1154
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 2: I went with Marie and Christicello and they were like

1155
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 2: doing that like religious way, and I was like, oh,

1156
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 2: this is a cult.

1157
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 3: I gotta get the fuck out of it. I mean,

1158
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 3: And so as an outsider, it seems like that, and

1159
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 3: like it does justin Bieber's fucking pastor.

1160
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's great though, he's really funny.

1161
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 2: I'm sure like the main pastor of Song the Black

1162
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,720
Speaker 2: you know, it's some white dude that has like sleeve

1163
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 2: tattoos and like he's like the pastor for like the

1164
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 2: New York Knicks or something like Justin Bieber will.

1165
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 3: Call him to be like can you pray for me?

1166
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 3: Like really? And he did.

1167
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: He sat with Oprah and did like a talk with Oprah.

1168
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,760
Speaker 3: He this guy up. His name is Carl.

1169
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 2: His name is Carl car Carl Winslow was a black man.

1170
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 2: But every time I hear Carl, I think of like

1171
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 2: a white guy or carls.

1172
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 3: I think it's a Carl Rove.

1173
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 2: But I.

1174
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 3: When was your.

1175
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: What was your favorite thing about? Give us the top three.

1176
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 3: Things that you loved about Paris? This is this is

1177
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 3: the cliche thing. Okay, we go up. My sister gets

1178
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 3: his tickets to go up to the top of No, no, no,

1179
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 3: we did that, which is fine. Okay, we did and

1180
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 3: we went to the top of okay, and it was

1181
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 3: at night and then sun sat and then right as

1182
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 3: it gets dark, you see the Eiffel Tower like across

1183
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 3: from you. And then that's when they light up the

1184
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 3: Eiffel Tower and it's just sparkling lights and it's like

1185
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 3: the most beautiful thing. Did you faint?

1186
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 2: Did you have?

1187
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, this is the most

1188
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 3: beautiful thing I've ever seen.

1189
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 2: Honestly, I just want to go to Paris and and

1190
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 2: see that the Eiffel title light up and I want

1191
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 2: to do like usher, it's seven.

1192
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 3: O'clock on the dot. I'm in my jopp. Why that

1193
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 3: in Paris? He was in Paris in the music video

1194
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 3: I don't remember.

1195
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: And slow he was in Paris, so.

1196
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 3: Me, I just want to do you want to get free?

1197
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,839
Speaker 1: And they kidnapped his girl.

1198
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this was freaking freaking out.

1199
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 2: The video doesn't match the song, but listen back in

1200
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 2: the day didn't make any sense.

1201
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 3: It's it's like a hype will you video drama?

1202
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 2: You know.

1203
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 3: It makes I do miss an old music video.

1204
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 1: I miss because it's the videos you're they're all in

1205
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: at like the club now or.

1206
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, or it's just it's it's just everything's just like

1207
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 3: two first thought.

1208
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1209
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:09,800
Speaker 3: But I love Paris because it just it feels like

1210
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 3: it feels like magic. It feels like it's like and

1211
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 3: then the way New York sometimes feels magical, like only

1212
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 3: in the summer, really, but like you're going to Paris

1213
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 3: and you're like, hmm, like something.

1214
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 2: I feel like New York kind of also feels magical

1215
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 2: in the winter too. Like right after it's snows, right

1216
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 2: after its like before it gets like dog peon and

1217
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,840
Speaker 2: ship prints and it's like it's magic and I'm staying

1218
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 2: in the house.

1219
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 3: In times like Pride Pride, it's messy and Pride's like

1220
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,280
Speaker 3: mostly like kind of crazy.

1221
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: Wait can we just talk about that for a little bit.

1222
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 1: I just don't like, I love a celebration.

1223
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 2: I want to have fun, but I just feel like

1224
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 2: Pride isn't taken seriously because it's just too many damn

1225
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 2: parties and people being But I thought that's what Pride was,

1226
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 2: was the parties. No, but that's where I'm getting That's

1227
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 2: where I think everything is misconstrued. It's like, yeah, I

1228
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 2: want to hop on Pride because there's parties and people

1229
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 2: got their titties out. Yeah, but it's like Pride is

1230
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 2: not being afraid of like who you really are? Right,

1231
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 2: And I don't think I think that's mixed up in

1232
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 2: this like well house music and let's get hold and

1233
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 2: let's get sucked up, and it's just like you know,

1234
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 2: the Millionaire March was a whole party for.

1235
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,280
Speaker 3: A whole You don't think they were talking at the Millionamire.

1236
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 2: You don't think somebody you don't think Kreta dropped into

1237
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 2: a split.

1238
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 3: No, sure hit a full split. No rose up, Parks

1239
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 3: took a seat on a.

1240
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,399
Speaker 2: You are going to go to hell and your mother's right.

1241
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 2: She was the king was at Yeah, it was all

1242
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 2: on the podcast.

1243
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 3: I am not following.

1244
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: Okay, was a hoe.

1245
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 3: He was a cheap you know he's worse. Yeah, he's

1246
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 3: worse than hoo. He's a cheater, right, that's that's what

1247
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 3: you're saying. No pride, Yeah, I agree with you. The

1248
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 3: reason I the way I try to celebrate it is

1249
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 3: to like honor honor, like our four Queers, like the

1250
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 3: Four Queers, like honor. Like I'm sorry that I'm using

1251
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 3: the order as an Asian, but like honor that because

1252
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,840
Speaker 3: it's like, oh yeah, like fucking like Marsha P. Johnson

1253
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 3: should be like a fucking national hero.

1254
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:17,800
Speaker 2: You know.

1255
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 3: It's like she is like a Rosa Parks type person

1256
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 3: started like a move, like literally absolutely, And so that's

1257
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 3: why I tried like so I'm not like so yeah,

1258
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 3: Like after the Prede, I just went home and I

1259
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 3: went to two parties. I went to one on Saturday

1260
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 3: that was crazy. It was just like a circuit thing.

1261
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 3: All these fucking men shirtless making out on a dance

1262
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 3: flor and I was like, this is a lot, but

1263
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 3: I guess this is what this is a lot, a lot.

1264
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 3: It's a lot, but it's not. Also, it's also not

1265
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 3: to shame. There's people that's also it's not for me.

1266
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 3: I mean, they weren't a shame.

1267
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 1: They were proud.

1268
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 3: Ye're proud.

1269
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 1: That's pride.

1270
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:49,840
Speaker 3: That's pride.

1271
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 2: But but then there's a discussion, is like, well, that's

1272
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 2: why everyone thinks like gay men are fucking all the

1273
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 2: time because you go to these parties and yeah, they're just.

1274
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 3: Making out, are just banging. It's the patriarchy folding in

1275
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 3: on itself.

1276
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll message a gay friend and he'll be like, oh,

1277
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 2: I have trade coming, So I'll message you in three

1278
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 2: hours and I'll.

1279
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 3: Be like, trading. We were going to see a movie.

1280
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 2: Trade comes first, Trade before everything, Trade before Blade, you

1281
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 2: guys blade, I don't know, we're going to trade before.

1282
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: The Incredibles too.

1283
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 3: It's like, man, I get it.

1284
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 1: I wanted to see a matinee and he's like, no,

1285
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 1: not today.

1286
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 2: I mean, also, I feel like that's I think that's

1287
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 2: when I did meth heavily was during Pride.

1288
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 1: Man, My god, while we're being meth back.

1289
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 3: How many times every time you've heard my math story? Right? No, No,

1290
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 3: we'll turn the microphones off. Everything. Everyone knows off records everywhere,

1291
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,800
Speaker 3: off the record. Everyone knows my math story except for

1292
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 3: the people listening to Go said the scene, I told

1293
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 3: us a John show, But I this is a couple

1294
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 3: of years ago. I was at the show at u CPS.

1295
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 2: This is recent, honey, I was talking about ten years ago.

1296
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 2: But whatever, No, but I got I got like tricked

1297
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 2: into that's the.

1298
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 1: Story I told too.

1299
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,800
Speaker 3: But gaggy is Sidney bought the man. Sidney Sidney cooked.

1300
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: Then she don't cook nothing else, but she cooked the breaking.

1301
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 3: Bad they had. They had a link cuisine. Actually my

1302
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 3: meth was dying. It was farmer table, guilt free. I like, so,

1303
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 3: I was like at that point, it was like a

1304
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:36,359
Speaker 3: two year dry spell, right, I was like, I hadn't

1305
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 3: had sex and so long. It was just so horny.

1306
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 3: And then this guy messages me on an on an app.

1307
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 3: This is an app called Jacked, which is predominantly black

1308
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 3: and Asian.

1309
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 2: Jack is like the scary one who was telling super

1310
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 2: scary get somebody from Jack followed him home or something.

1311
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 3: That's that Alex English. Yes he did. Yeah, Alex is

1312
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 3: on Jacked. Alex and I say hi to each other. Yeah,

1313
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 3: it's for it's for people who like okay jack for

1314
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 3: a blacks and Asians bloccination. It's or just like all

1315
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:10,399
Speaker 3: like blacks, browns, yellows. Yeah. And so this Taiwanese guy

1316
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:14,800
Speaker 3: messages me on Jacked and he's in town on business.

1317
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 3: He had he had a good body, but like his

1318
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 3: profile said, he was like thirty two, but his face

1319
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 3: was like forty eight. Yes, And I was like that's interesting,

1320
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 3: but like banging bad. I was like, yeah, why not,

1321
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,919
Speaker 3: Like I haven't, I haven't had sex in so long. Yeah.

1322
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 3: So I meet him in his hotel. Where was the hotel.

1323
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 3: The hotel was in like fucking like Ridgewood. I don't know,

1324
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 3: it was like Ridgewood or it was like it was

1325
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 3: I mean it was like in Queens. It was like

1326
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 3: and so I went and then whatever, we're We're in

1327
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 3: the thick of it. And then he stops me and

1328
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 3: he goes, do you have poppers? So yeah, there was

1329
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 3: a language perer like English. English was not his first language,

1330
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 3: which comes back into play okay. So he was like,

1331
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 3: do you have poppers? I oh know when poppers were

1332
00:57:59,240 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 3: like you?

1333
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1334
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: Who was talking about property?

1335
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 3: Joel? No, we did, haven't had Joel on. Somebody came

1336
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 3: on and was David probably David's probably very We've had

1337
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 3: so many gays in this last the last three have

1338
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 3: been game.

1339
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 1: I feel like our fours this whole month, well it

1340
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: has been pride.

1341
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 3: So actually we're doing a great job. Shut out to us,

1342
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 3: but don't center it on gay cis men. I. So

1343
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 3: then he was like, you have conference. I was like, no,

1344
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 3: I don't do you and he goes, no, but I

1345
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 3: have something else that will make you feel good. Oh

1346
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 3: my gosh, you bam. He bamboozled you. Okay. So yeah,

1347
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 3: so I was like, I was like, okay, And so

1348
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 3: he goes into the suitcase. He takes out a DPT kit.

1349
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, what if that in a suitcase. I've never

1350
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 2: seen if it's coming out of it? Oh yeah, he

1351
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 2: came out of his ass. But he then put it

1352
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 2: in the suitcase.

1353
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 3: Right. He pulls out a glass pipe and then he

1354
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 3: pulls out a little little diamond bag with like a

1355
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 3: little flaky some flaky stuff crystals, they look like crystal.

1356
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 3: And I was and so this is like an after

1357
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 3: school special moment. I did not know what that was.

1358
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 3: I did not know what matheuse looked.

1359
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 2: Like first of all a glass pipe, not but like

1360
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 2: a pipe, a pipe, and I was like, hmm, what

1361
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 2: is that?

1362
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 3: Like I h it was like it's interesting. I thought

1363
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 3: it was like an interestingly shaped bowl. I was like, oh,

1364
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 3: that's cool. But then you saw the crystals and you

1365
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 3: were like and I was like, what is this? And

1366
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 3: he goes here, pure smoke this and then I was like,

1367
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 3: and You're like, I guess.

1368
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 1: This is crystal No, no, no, I was like, crystal lights,

1369
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: crystal weed.

1370
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 3: I was so I was such a fucking little Pollyanna

1371
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 3: or whatever. I was like, what is that? And he's like,

1372
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 3: I don't know what this is called an English and

1373
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 3: I was there and I was like, is it opium?

1374
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 3: And he said what's that? And then I felt racist

1375
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 3: for assuming that.

1376
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna smoke it?

1377
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 3: And then so then like out of guilt, I was like,

1378
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 3: I guess I'll smoke it. And so then he like

1379
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 3: lights it up. I take one hit, he lights it

1380
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 3: up again. I take another hit, and then we have

1381
00:59:55,880 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 3: like amazing aerobic sex for like seven hours and then

1382
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 3: like and we're like moving furniture and ship and then

1383
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 3: post coitus, I was like, so, yeah, I'm still hung

1384
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 3: up on what that was. I'm like, yeah, so what

1385
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 3: was that again? Like what was that? You really don't

1386
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 3: know what what it's called? And he's English is perfect

1387
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 3: and he's like crystal meth. But then he goes, but

1388
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 3: then he goes. Then he goes, I think some people

1389
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 3: call it tina and I didn't know that.

1390
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 1: I learned that from when I went to Pride. They

1391
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: call it it Tina.

1392
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 3: And I was like, I don't know what that means.

1393
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 3: And he goes. He was like, what else is it called?

1394
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 3: He goes Christina and I was like, crystal moment, I

1395
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 3: feel you got to be quicker than But then I

1396
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 3: asked him what was it math? And then he has

1397
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 3: like the most terrifying Eureka moment. He goes, oh, man,

1398
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 3: the entire yeah, And so then I was like, oh fuck,

1399
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 3: And I's lets the be a lesson. If you sleep

1400
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 3: within your own ethnicity, you will do that, yeah you are?

1401
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 3: Or give me man. No, not at all. I've never

1402
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 3: done that. Black man will give me man before you

1403
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 3: black person.

1404
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, an Asian man gave me the man.

1405
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,959
Speaker 3: That real is that? Really he was an Asian woman.

1406
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 3: I'm getting you. Wow, dude.

1407
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 2: So you were there and then you found out and

1408
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 2: you were like, well, I guess so there's you guys

1409
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 2: one more time.

1410
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 3: And then I laughed in it. I might as well

1411
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 3: hit did you take an uberpool on myth? Oh my god?

1412
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 2: No.

1413
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 3: So then I took the fucking g train of math

1414
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 3: and then I went home. And then that night was

1415
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 3: when Greece Live aired, and Matallan came over and we

1416
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 3: watched it together and I was like, I took Math.

1417
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 2: I'm crying. I am crying. It was like what yeah, yeah,

1418
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 2: I mean listen, when you were you in New York City.

1419
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 3: He was a queen. He traveled to queens to do

1420
01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 3: more that. I'm a travel all the way to queen.

1421
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 3: You were Expedia dot com travel. What's the lord That's

1422
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 3: the dumbest thing that I've ever This was three weeks ago.

1423
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 3: Three weeks ago, which is whatever Greece Live era. I'll

1424
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 3: track it back to that. What's the scariest place you've

1425
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 3: ever been? As somebody who travels? As somebody who travels

1426
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 3: scariest place area Richmond, Virginia, because it was all trump shed.

1427
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 3: It was all like where the fuck am I? And

1428
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 3: I had to go because my my sister's brother and

1429
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 3: my sister my brother in law's family owned a lake

1430
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 3: house in some law is white. Is Jewish? Yeah, Jewish?

1431
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 3: So Virginia got down there. His uncle owned a lake

1432
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 3: house in this beautiful like lake area, and anyway, it

1433
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 3: was terrifying. It's terrifying. I feel like, oh, that sounds scary.

1434
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 3: But did anything bad happen to you? No? I mean

1435
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 3: you you're just scared to go outside. Should know. The

1436
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 3: scariest place I guess I've been to is Rome, and

1437
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 3: Rome is like kind of not cute. I don't really.

1438
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 3: I loved it. It was well because then my dad's

1439
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 3: walla got stolen. Oh they do be stealing over there.

1440
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 3: There's there's so many things they pick pocket the hill

1441
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 3: out of you. I just think rom is like so

1442
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 3: fucking toisty. It's like everywhere you go there's not a

1443
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 3: cute area.

1444
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 2: It's like because well I heard it's their Times Square.

1445
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 2: I heard it's not worse than Naples though Naples she

1446
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 2: got her path for her camera. Everything like I was like,

1447
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 2: but also, you were wasted, so you could have just

1448
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 2: given it away.

1449
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, can I have a lemon drop shot?

1450
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 3: Ye?

1451
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 2: Car, we're lying like a smart yeah Snell.

1452
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 3: When she was telling me the story, I was like, girl,

1453
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 3: you definitely gave this away. No. Actually, And then the

1454
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:00,120
Speaker 3: like the most like Darrel looked place I've been to, Daryl, like,

1455
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 3: we don't even know that we're here. Like, the poorest

1456
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 3: place I've been to is my dad's from this rural

1457
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 3: area in China. It's called in Mongoli, but it's not

1458
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 3: in Mongolia. It's just borders Mongolia. But it's like dry, arid,

1459
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:18,520
Speaker 3: fucking farmland. And everyone's like missing teeth and like they're

1460
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 3: all like, look at your look at your lips. They're

1461
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,240
Speaker 3: so red. They you must eat good food in America,

1462
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,720
Speaker 3: Like it's stay out kind of shut.

1463
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, and they're so red. You're like, no, this

1464
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:29,640
Speaker 1: is mac ruby Wood.

1465
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 3: I just went.

1466
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 1: To Ricky's and I've had a couple of sample.

1467
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 3: He's a little glitter.

1468
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 2: Give us the top five just because we're going to

1469
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 2: talk about travel now the last minute of the top

1470
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 2: five places you think people should should visit, and just

1471
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 2: give us like a quick line.

1472
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 3: Wine Paris. Absolutely, Paris is. The wine is cheap.

1473
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 1: You can go to the bakery and get like freshly

1474
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 1: red and stuff every day.

1475
01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1476
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:01,120
Speaker 1: But I feel like when you when you convert your

1477
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 1: the money though. Yeah, but the whine is still cheap.

1478
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 3: Wine is still it's still cheap.

1479
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 1: It's like Poland spring.

1480
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 3: Bottles totally honestly. Vancouver, Vancouver, Canada, And then and then

1481
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Montreal without the racists. French Canadians are

1482
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:22,800
Speaker 3: fucking white trash motherfuckers. Read them. I don't think so, honey.

1483
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:26,600
Speaker 3: I don't think so, honey. Me growing up in Quebec

1484
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 3: and thinking and like having kids, like having adults come

1485
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 3: up to you and say shit and do like Chang

1486
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 3: chong ching stuff as like a fucking six year old

1487
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:38,440
Speaker 3: like me. Me moving to America was me thinking, oh wow,

1488
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:43,200
Speaker 3: people are less racist here, and this is the racist

1489
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 3: as country. Capital is a capital. Oh my god, honestly,

1490
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:52,720
Speaker 3: I'm seeing a bunch of white places. You know, Shanghai.

1491
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 3: Shanghai is We would all have so much fun in

1492
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 3: Shanghai because the food is good. Food is good, There's

1493
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 3: great places to go to, the hotels are nice.

1494
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 2: Is it expensive? It's not that expensive Shanghai.

1495
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 3: We're not talking to you.

1496
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 1: You got a movie theater, dude, Shut up, you're the

1497
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:08,920
Speaker 1: richest person in the room.

1498
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:12,200
Speaker 3: No I have, I can. I cannot pay off fucking

1499
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 3: six grand to the I r S today. You can

1500
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 3: do a payment plan though. Guys, I just quit my

1501
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 3: day job. I don't look at your your data. You

1502
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:29,080
Speaker 3: got sandals today. Quit. We just get fired, laid off.

1503
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,760
Speaker 1: We tell we tell me, but we got leg up.

1504
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 3: I was about to get let goo. That's how bad.

1505
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 3: That's why I was like, I might as well just

1506
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 3: like I could have just been fired and lived off

1507
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 3: on him. What happened to do that? I was just like,

1508
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 3: I'm going to San Francisco in LA for two weeks.

1509
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 3: I might as well not ask for the time off.

1510
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 3: I might as well to squat just quit. Oh that's

1511
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 3: what happened. I guess you were pushed against the wall.

1512
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,040
Speaker 1: You were like, you could have gotten the unemployment.

1513
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 2: My roommate, my the guy that I stayed with when

1514
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:57,960
Speaker 2: I lived in LA, that my roommate, he just got

1515
01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 2: laid off.

1516
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 3: And he's like, well, just wait for the unemployment to cook.

1517
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 3: I mean, and that's pretty cute. Okay, wait wait.

1518
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:07,000
Speaker 1: Four years in l A. Yeah, I know he's been

1519
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 1: at this job.

1520
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 3: I was at this place for five I should have

1521
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:13,760
Speaker 3: just gotten the unemployment whatever. We didn't talk to our

1522
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:16,760
Speaker 3: black asses had life to tell you, like oh no, no,

1523
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:21,080
Speaker 3: no no. And then you know, give us like fifty

1524
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:25,000
Speaker 3: dollars each for you know, for advising advising me of course.

1525
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:30,959
Speaker 3: So what's the Paris, Vancouver, Montreal? And then I'm gonna

1526
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:37,080
Speaker 3: say last one Amsterdam. That's a cliche. These are all

1527
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:37,880
Speaker 3: cliche places.

1528
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:39,920
Speaker 2: My friend is in Amsterdam for the month and he

1529
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,880
Speaker 2: went to the On the Run tour and he's he

1530
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 2: was on the floor, floor seats. Oh my god, so

1531
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:48,040
Speaker 2: beance for one hundred dollars. He was like these things

1532
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,360
Speaker 2: would have been seven hundred dollars in the States. Wow,

1533
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:52,960
Speaker 2: more than around one hundred bucks. And he was he

1534
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 2: was close, like he was like like so much, he's

1535
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:58,040
Speaker 2: her uterus pretty much basically.

1536
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:03,320
Speaker 3: Basically one one hundred dollars. That's crazy, damn. I was like,

1537
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:05,320
Speaker 3: I guess I got a Europe And they promote those

1538
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 3: tours so hard in Europe too, Like those posters are

1539
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:11,080
Speaker 3: fucking everywhere you go, are they like for like the

1540
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,760
Speaker 3: last time I went. Last time I was an Amsterdam

1541
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 3: was like twenty twelve, and that's been Madonna had an

1542
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:19,479
Speaker 3: all the mountain like her face. Her poster was plastered

1543
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 3: on every.

1544
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:23,840
Speaker 2: Single thing, the face everywhere. I photoshopped the funk out

1545
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:25,800
Speaker 2: of that. Huh okay, just shoes with.

1546
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:30,400
Speaker 3: The skin anyway, travel expert.

1547
01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:35,720
Speaker 2: I mean we barely, but we weren't honestly, just wanted

1548
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,599
Speaker 2: to get to know you, because you know we've been

1549
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,720
Speaker 2: on your podcast. I love lost Lost cultures, and you know,

1550
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:42,400
Speaker 2: if you want to do it, I don't think so, honey,

1551
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 2: for us right now?

1552
01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:47,080
Speaker 3: If you have something, I don't have something. What there's

1553
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:48,960
Speaker 3: not one thing that you're like. You put me on

1554
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:50,760
Speaker 3: the spot, like that's what even though you.

1555
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,559
Speaker 1: Knew going in, but I forgot.

1556
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,560
Speaker 3: No, we didn't because you wasn't in the email. He

1557
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 3: said it was an email. I was like, do we

1558
01:08:58,120 --> 01:08:58,719
Speaker 3: read the email?

1559
01:08:58,920 --> 01:08:59,120
Speaker 2: Shore?

1560
01:08:59,439 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 3: Do we read?

1561
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 2: No?

1562
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 1: We saw the address room like okay, we'll be there.

1563
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:02,960
Speaker 3: We were like, what time?

1564
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 2: Wait?

1565
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:05,639
Speaker 3: Can then? Can you guys do? And I don't think so, honey,

1566
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 3: Well we're not ready. I can't have there go. I'm unprepared,

1567
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:15,559
Speaker 3: I guess, so I'll do have one. Do you have one, synay,

1568
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 3: because I don't have one. I have one, okay, so

1569
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 3: then we have one. So then we will go first,

1570
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:21,880
Speaker 3: and then you go, okay, go ahead, so you have

1571
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:23,559
Speaker 3: time to prepare. Are you starting the time?

1572
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 1: Yeah? This is the this is the uh the classic.

1573
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:28,519
Speaker 2: I don't think so, honey, bit the segment that they

1574
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 2: do on lacul Teresa's podcasts.

1575
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:33,800
Speaker 3: So I don't think so honey, time is now. I

1576
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:37,360
Speaker 3: don't think so honey. Fucking tattoos a bit. You're gonna

1577
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:40,120
Speaker 3: put that on your body forever. You're out of your

1578
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:43,639
Speaker 3: goddamn mind. Your body is a temple. You're putting fucking

1579
01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:48,439
Speaker 3: graffiti all over it, you stupid motherfuck cress. Why the

1580
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:51,760
Speaker 3: hell would you pay someone to stab your skin with

1581
01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:55,720
Speaker 3: poison to draw a fucking little heart shape on your

1582
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:59,960
Speaker 3: on your fucking zygomatic arch. I don't think so, honey.

1583
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 3: Tattoos You're busted. Don't ever ever getting near a fucking

1584
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 3: tattoo parlor. Bitch. Those people are the scum of the earth.

1585
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:11,479
Speaker 3: What do they do? They have not read, they're not

1586
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:15,120
Speaker 3: well read. Look if you do, you guys have tattoos,

1587
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:21,280
Speaker 3: You're my arm made a horrible decision. I don't know

1588
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:24,360
Speaker 3: what you were thinking when you walked into a room

1589
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,960
Speaker 3: and paid someone to stab you with ink. Why would

1590
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,880
Speaker 3: you do that five seconds? You deserve more. You are

1591
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,519
Speaker 3: more than body art. Body art more like body fart.

1592
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:39,040
Speaker 3: He's looking at my arm, like, do you guys have tattoos?

1593
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:41,800
Speaker 1: When we're like, yeah, we had tattoos the whole time,

1594
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:42,679
Speaker 1: the whole time.

1595
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:45,080
Speaker 3: Whatever looks a hot take, that's just me Like, no,

1596
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,640
Speaker 3: I loved it, you got through it.

1597
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 2: Who made it?

1598
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 3: Sorry? Are you ready time for Yes? Okay, you're gonna time.

1599
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:52,400
Speaker 3: I'm timing you. This is Sydney, Washington. I don't think so.

1600
01:10:52,439 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 3: How your time starts now? I don't think so.

1601
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 2: Honey, weddings. I don't want to come to your wedding.

1602
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,679
Speaker 2: I don't care if it's in the same town as mine.

1603
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 2: I don't care if it only takes me thirty I

1604
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:02,920
Speaker 2: don't want to see your love officiated.

1605
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:03,360
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1606
01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:05,240
Speaker 2: I just feel like it's a lot of time. It's

1607
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:07,519
Speaker 2: the whole damn day, and then when you get engaged,

1608
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:09,960
Speaker 2: it's not just that one day. We have to follow

1609
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 2: up every single day. Oh, how do you feel about

1610
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,479
Speaker 2: being engaged? How do you feel about your love? Do

1611
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:15,360
Speaker 2: you love him forever?

1612
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:17,760
Speaker 3: Oh? My god? I can't wait to go his your wedding.

1613
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:18,160
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1614
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:20,000
Speaker 2: I have to get an outfit? How many outfits do

1615
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:22,120
Speaker 2: I have to get for this fucking wedding? I got

1616
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:25,080
Speaker 2: him get for the day, and then there's a party after,

1617
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:27,240
Speaker 2: and then I gotta give you a gift. Bitch, your

1618
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:29,680
Speaker 2: love is the gift. Why do I have to bring

1619
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:32,679
Speaker 2: a gift to your fucking wedding? I've already taken off work.

1620
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,720
Speaker 2: Who cares if it's on a Saturday and I ain't

1621
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:36,640
Speaker 2: got a job I had to take off. I have

1622
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:37,080
Speaker 2: to go.

1623
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:39,800
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm doing a lot of work for

1624
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 1: your love.

1625
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,240
Speaker 3: Why are y'all getting married? Y'all go only get divorced anyway.

1626
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:45,560
Speaker 3: Y'all gonna get divorced because I see the way he

1627
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 3: look at other people.

1628
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:48,000
Speaker 1: Bro, y'all gonna be together forever.

1629
01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:50,320
Speaker 2: You want me to be excited about y'all, I'm not

1630
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 2: because y'all straight, Okay, I'm not happy about straight, straight

1631
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:55,120
Speaker 2: marriage anyway.

1632
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:57,680
Speaker 3: I don't think so honey wed and that's man. I'm like, god,

1633
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:03,000
Speaker 3: you guys. Joseph Jackson just died. Jackson Michael Jackson's dad. Sorry,

1634
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:04,160
Speaker 3: I just had breaking news.

1635
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,920
Speaker 1: Some people would be happy about that, but just the

1636
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,080
Speaker 1: Jacksons are happy about that.

1637
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:13,599
Speaker 3: Wedding, so can cancel them. Oh my god, I gotta

1638
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:17,640
Speaker 3: doing that. Hold on, let me figure out.

1639
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:21,280
Speaker 1: Just hold on, Okay, Okay, what am I talking about?

1640
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,120
Speaker 3: I don't think, so, honey, let me think about man

1641
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:24,880
Speaker 3: one real quick.

1642
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:25,920
Speaker 1: I was already, Sidney.

1643
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 3: We didn't prep I know. I just was like, let's

1644
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:30,719
Speaker 3: put it on a spot. Oh, here we go, let's

1645
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:30,920
Speaker 3: do this.

1646
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,960
Speaker 1: You're so good at it, so I already just knew

1647
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:33,720
Speaker 1: that you were going to do it.

1648
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:36,599
Speaker 3: Well, no, I'm not, but I think I'm ready. Okay,

1649
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,639
Speaker 3: this is Marie Faustons. I don't think how your time

1650
01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:39,880
Speaker 3: starts now. I don't think so.

1651
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:43,439
Speaker 2: Auditioning for stuff that I feel like I should already begin,

1652
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:44,880
Speaker 2: I don't.

1653
01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:45,880
Speaker 3: I don't know why.

1654
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:48,559
Speaker 2: I gotta memorize lines, I gotta put on a look.

1655
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,200
Speaker 2: I have to go in and I have to talk

1656
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:53,479
Speaker 2: to somebody who's not interested in me anyway. I don't think, so, honey,

1657
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:58,360
Speaker 2: auditioning for white people for a black row who So, honey,

1658
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:00,599
Speaker 2: interviews Va Skype.

1659
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:02,479
Speaker 3: I want to download it.

1660
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:05,240
Speaker 2: It's gonna make my computer slower than it is, and

1661
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:07,240
Speaker 2: then I gotta talk to you on Skype and y'all

1662
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:11,000
Speaker 2: like recording it to watch it later. I think, so, honey,

1663
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:12,720
Speaker 2: that I got to make sure that I'm well lit

1664
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,800
Speaker 2: in the window or else, or else I look too black.

1665
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:18,040
Speaker 2: You could just look at my reel and you know

1666
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:21,800
Speaker 2: she's not that good an actor. Go, you know what

1667
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:23,840
Speaker 2: you're gonna get when you have me come in to

1668
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,240
Speaker 2: eat yourself.

1669
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:26,320
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey.

1670
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:32,960
Speaker 2: Being on time for Beth Melskie casting, so honey, for

1671
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,599
Speaker 2: people who are not performing themselves.

1672
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:36,799
Speaker 3: Wow, nervous.

1673
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,600
Speaker 2: I'm giving you, you know, personality, I'm giving you.

1674
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,840
Speaker 3: Look you see me, you hear me. I don't have

1675
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:42,479
Speaker 3: to audition for this.

1676
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:43,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so.

1677
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:47,200
Speaker 3: And that's one minute that I was right.

1678
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:53,920
Speaker 2: The heart from the heart, A deep little very recent

1679
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:59,000
Speaker 2: like this morning, yes something listen, you wiped for something

1680
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:04,080
Speaker 2: that she was honestly supposed to go because I'm mad

1681
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:05,280
Speaker 2: about it now because I'm.

1682
01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:08,920
Speaker 1: Like, nigga, really really, they're very they're very disorganized.

1683
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:11,200
Speaker 3: Whoever it is, we're not going to shutow. No meeting

1684
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 3: ever goes well anyway, No, it's not good.

1685
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:14,400
Speaker 1: Well, if it is.

1686
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:16,640
Speaker 2: If it does go well and they're like, oh, we'll

1687
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:18,600
Speaker 2: fly you out, it's like, okay, how much time do

1688
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:18,880
Speaker 2: I have?

1689
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:21,719
Speaker 1: I have no let fly you out in three hours?

1690
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:24,120
Speaker 3: No, I have ship to do. What's wrong with you?

1691
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:24,920
Speaker 1: And you're not paying?

1692
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:25,479
Speaker 3: On top of that?

1693
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:28,479
Speaker 2: Oh, then I have to have my card working when

1694
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:30,840
Speaker 2: I get to the hotel. Wait, if I get to

1695
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:32,840
Speaker 2: the hotel, do I got to put your card down?

1696
01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:35,800
Speaker 2: Hold car, I'm gonna have to write for incidentals. I'm

1697
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:37,519
Speaker 2: gonna have to write them and be like, I don't

1698
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:38,479
Speaker 2: have my card.

1699
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:40,120
Speaker 3: I don't think I don't think so, honey.

1700
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:44,840
Speaker 2: My taxes fucked my life. Actually, you missed anywhere? Probably

1701
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:45,840
Speaker 2: that tin you were doing.

1702
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:47,920
Speaker 3: Shut up? I told them.

1703
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,840
Speaker 1: I told They were like, so, why didn't you find

1704
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:50,559
Speaker 1: your taxes?

1705
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:52,080
Speaker 3: I was like drugs. I was on drugs.

1706
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,280
Speaker 2: They're like, people on drugs still got to fid their

1707
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:59,439
Speaker 2: tax No, but when where can people listening catch you?

1708
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:01,519
Speaker 3: Do you have a trip coming up? Oh my god?

1709
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:07,960
Speaker 2: No, this is out Friday today today, Friday, the twenty night.

1710
01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:12,479
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Montreal for JFL for a glass

1711
01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:16,800
Speaker 3: culture stuff, not not for anything else, so that I

1712
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:19,360
Speaker 3: know of you what do you mean that's great though, Yeah, yeah,

1713
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:21,920
Speaker 3: we're doing that. And then and then I'll be in

1714
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:26,600
Speaker 3: Philly on July seventeen. No, no, no no, on July fourteenth,

1715
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:29,479
Speaker 3: first show for a show that Matre Jahari is putting up.

1716
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:33,439
Speaker 3: She's great. Yeah, then that's it. And then the podcast

1717
01:15:33,479 --> 01:15:35,120
Speaker 3: is the podcast culture is us.

1718
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:37,800
Speaker 2: Think about your I don't think so, honey, you know

1719
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,040
Speaker 2: at him tell them what you which you don't think

1720
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:40,439
Speaker 2: so about.

1721
01:15:40,439 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 1: It's such a great podcast and fans you tour stars are.

1722
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,559
Speaker 3: On one of the best episodes.

1723
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:50,400
Speaker 2: Well, we will catch you guys in Shanghai. Yeah, we're

1724
01:15:50,439 --> 01:15:53,400
Speaker 2: going Bowen and I are going to Paris. I'm coming

1725
01:15:53,479 --> 01:15:56,200
Speaker 2: to the taking house, the house where she got took

1726
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:58,720
Speaker 2: with the French doors on the house. I'm gonna go

1727
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:00,599
Speaker 2: like a bunch of people to come. It's gonna be cute.

1728
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:01,840
Speaker 1: If my card works, I'm there.

1729
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Speaker 2: My past word actually just expired last week, so I

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Speaker 2: have to renew my.

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Speaker 1: Past I got the form right here. I literally just

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Speaker 1: got the form.

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Speaker 2: You need proof of travel, isn't the stupidest part of it.

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Speaker 2: I need proof that I'm traveling. Well, if you wanted to,

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Speaker 2: I don't expedite. I don't need want to, I need

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Speaker 2: to expeditem Okay, okay, boom for Canada. Thank you, Thank

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Speaker 2: you guys for listening. Make sure you you know, review,

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Speaker 2: comment on iTunes and whatnot.

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Speaker 1: Tell your friends shared it and then slide over to

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Speaker 1: the Patreon.

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Speaker 2: But also more importantly, the thing that we learned is

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Speaker 2: don't go to a hotel in Queen's and then smoke crystals.

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01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:38,960
Speaker 2: If you see a pipe, just know it's like hard drugs,

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Speaker 2: like what an interesting bong?

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Speaker 3: No, it's a crup pipe or a crystal meth. But

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Speaker 3: you might end up getting a movie theater in your house.

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Speaker 3: That's your parents, that's your life. Bye, guys, just