WEBVTT - The 100th Episode 0:00:01.280 --> 0:00:04.360 What's going on, everybody. This is Avian and I am 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:09.440 super excited. We reached a huge milestone on lip Service 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:13.000 hundred episode and we've put together some of our most 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:17.760 recent favorite episodes. The first one is featuring slim Thug 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:21.640 and Sage. This one was pretty funny because slim Thug 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:24.520 was mentioning how he lost his virginity at the age 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:30.400 of twelve, and Sage is a virgin, so it's pretty 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:34.040 interesting to see the dynamic of the conversation of someone 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:37.479 who is experienced versus someone who wasn't. Sage was asking 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:41.200 a bunch of questions and talking about how she still 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:45.360 engages in oral sex. So check it out. What's Sage? 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:47.519 Would you consider yourself a professional because you've never done 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:52.440 anything like in your vagina professional giving head? See, it 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:54.760 depends on the diack, it depends on the guy, depends 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:58.240 on all that. So I'm obviously we'll be better at 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:00.520 that than I am at having sex in the head sex. 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:04.919 But in the beginning I didn't like giving head over time. 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:09.039 Now I like it, right, because what else about if 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.000 a guy he's he doesn't he's not like trying to 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:14.240 slide up in there after? Because yeah, that happened. Yeah, 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:17.320 all the time. But also, if you're gonna be getting 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:19.319 with me, chances are you know that I'm a virgin 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:21.640 going into it. There's been a couple of guys who 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:24.319 I haven't told, and then that's never good because then 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:26.039 they just assume we're having sex. He has to be 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:29.400 up front. Yeah, exactly. So like would you guys, if 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:31.440 you guys were in my position, would you tell the 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:36.640 person before or not? I wouldn't sell them right at 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:38.680 the door because that's really none of their business and 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:43.480 no one would believe you. I mean, I feel like, 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:45.960 if you're getting to know somebody and you start making 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:49.120 out and you know, you know, getting it gets start 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:51.280 getting incense, then I think you should tell them, like, hey, 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:54.920 you know, I'm a version I've never had before before 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:59.200 you I think we're going But you think that that 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:02.160 I should tell in the middle of it getting to 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:04.360 that point. Yeah, I think you should tell them when 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:06.920 it gets hot. See, I think before one time I 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:10.080 did that. Luckily that guy saw my friend now, but 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:13.040 I did that and it just totally threw everything off. 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:19.639 It would it would my point of view, I tell 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:23.040 him before. It's not like she advertised, like, hey, I'm 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:24.880 a sex freak. I mean if you give him your 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:27.720 head and then if a dude eat you out, you know. No, 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:32.880 I don't mean that stuff. I mean like when you 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:36.600 when you start reaching that level that you you might get, 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:38.680 so you know, having a dick in your hand or 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:43.839 something before you start at that moment, if you're making out. 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:45.320 Like let's say you go on a date, you have 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:48.320 your first kiss, everybody's happy, you go home, right, you 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:51.560 go home, so you know, let's say the next conversation 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:53.240 he texts you like, oh, I can't wait to get 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:55.360 close to you or something like that. I'm and you 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:59.520 should tell him like like I think, so you know 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:04.520 it's not gonna Yeah, you can eat it. But for 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:08.880 some guys that's a challenge. Yeah. So another question, would 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:12.280 you guys, if you were me, would you do what 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:13.920 we're saying right now and tell them in the beginning 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:16.639 or act like the girl who's just kind of hard 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:19.440 to get and then three months down the line or 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:26.600 like a month nobody way three months kidding Like to me, 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:29.720 it is, I mean, I don't you know, I personally 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.560 don't want to mess with no version with the responsibility 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:34.960 of man. I took a virginity. I feel like, if 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:38.440 I take your virginity, we damn there, you're gonna know 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:41.000 why I didn't see that one I was. I mean, 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:47.720 I just feel like that, you like, now you took 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:50.560 my virginity. We gotta be together and all right, well, 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:51.640 let me get to the tip of the day. We 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:53.600 don't even get to that yet. So the tip of 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:55.600 the day today is how do you ease your way 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:58.480 into a virgin Now? I know you've had a couple 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:00.600 of versions. I'm sure I had you, but not a 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:03.200 lot though, honestly, like, I don't want to be responsible 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.520 for taking up a girl virginity. How did you ease 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:07.560 your way in those times? And let's talk about your 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:14.160 virginity experience? Man, that's funny. So I was twelve, right, 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:20.480 and actually it was that's some ghetto ship. My sister, 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:26.320 baby daddy sister, My sister, baby daddy sister, and she 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:29.280 just had a baby, you know, not long ago, right, 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:32.960 So she was at the crib and my homeboy hit 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:40.920 two over there. Anyway, anyway, I just had a baby, 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.000 so I can't get pregnant right now now. It was 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:45.120 like it was me all the way. I just was 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:47.200 like fucking I'm ready, I'm finny, I donna do this ship, 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:50.440 you know. And and what's crazy? Before I had lost 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.600 my virginity. I ain't even though I could bust, you 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.560 know what I'm saying. So you had never jerked out, 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:58.880 none of that, none of that. I was twelve, I 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.960 was young. You don't even know. So I went in 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.039 there and you know, I just jumped straight into it, 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:07.360 you know. And and then I did bust. And then 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:10.240 she was like, you're busting me? I say, I don't know. 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:19.920 How do it feel? Man, I don't remember it was. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.760 It had to be fast, though, you know, I was 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.960 like ever since then she was a little older, I 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:29.680 had a kid and everything. Yeah, she's about thirty. She 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:31.640 a little older than me, a little about a year 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.880 or two older than me. Said she was thirty. I 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:37.800 was like, no, no, but anyway, you know, like she 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:40.320 was thirteen and had a kid already, right, she was 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:43.320 super young. Clearly how she was getting already turned she 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:46.800 was turned up, I guess, you know. Yeah. Anyway, man, 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:49.800 that ship was crazy though, man, But after that, I 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:52.320 just beat my meet every day. It was over that 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:54.960 a great feeling. I don't know, I knew I could 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:56.960 bust it. It ain't never stopped. Did you ever get 0:05:57.000 --> 0:06:00.479 caught masturbating? Have I ever got caught? I did get caught. 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:04.560 I'm sure I got caught a couple of times. You know. 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:06.400 I used to go at it for real when I 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:08.599 was a kid, like fucking every day day. I'm there, 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:11.520 all right, So what about the virginity that you took? 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:14.640 Like certain girls? How now because stage obviously is a version. 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:16.440 So we're trying to help her, like, how is she 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:20.720 going to ease her way into her first time? It's 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:22.599 been so many years, Like I had to be a 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:26.120 teenager last time I took somebody virginity, and I just 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:31.120 remember being bloody. She's concerned about that, just asking us. 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:34.160 Remember I just remember being blessed, just like period sex. 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:36.400 Then right, I don't know. I mean I don't be 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:43.640 running real lights, so believe running red lights my thing. 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.080 But yeah, you have some blood on your shirt right now, 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:53.320 right at the bottom. I try not to run real lights, man, 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:56.960 try not to. But it's happened. It happened before, like 0:06:57.080 --> 0:07:00.960 not on purpose. For girls are tricky. Man, they'll trick 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:02.960 you into that. Man, they don't tell you be like, damn, 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:06.880 you're super gushy, but then you don't stop. Yeah, if 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:12.040 I know, I'm gonna stop, all right. So for the 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.200 guys out there, what would you tell them about having 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:17.000 sex with the virgin? How should you go about it? 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:20.360 Finger her? Yeah, I guess, so, I guess you got 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:22.680 to open it up man with your fingers. But you've 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:28.400 got fingers, you're not how many? How many fingers? Sometimes? 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:34.560 I don't know. I think like two or three, you 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:40.920 have sex yourself, you might well go all away with it. No, 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:43.200 you'll be fine. If you're at three, you can take 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:45.840 a dick. It's not that you can't take a dick. 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:49.880 She just too out bleeding. Yeah, but when if I 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:52.080 haven't gotten fingered in a couple of weeks or whatever, 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:56.600 every time that I get fingered again, he snapped back. Close, Yeah, 0:07:56.720 --> 0:08:00.600 I feel it so regards it bleeds. No, don't know, 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:04.000 you're fine. So do you use toy? No, I've never 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:06.400 I'll be open to it, but I'll get you in. 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:11.960 She need bigger than that, Yeah, you need one that 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:14.160 don't go in. You need a bigger one so that 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.560 when it's time to slide it in, you know that 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:20.800 way you can bust you on hyman nobody believe you 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:25.320 need to a freaking toy. I don't think that's these 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:27.400 guys are anyway. I don't think you should think a 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:30.440 toy that's a dick. I think you should use a vibrator. Yeah, 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:33.520 if you want to use a toy, vibrator, like just 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:36.680 something small not Why wouldn't do that? I don't know. 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:38.840 But then what's the purpose because I mean, you can 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:41.480 even use something small in them anyway, right, you're just 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:43.559 saying just to experience more if you want, if you 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:44.959 want to use a toy, I don't think you should 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:49.840 sunk yourself with a dick. I think the first dick. Yeah, yeah, 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:52.480 you know, let's talk about Stephanie, talk about your first time, 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:55.640 just the first time. I know, my first time, it 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:58.040 was really good, you know what I mean, like her, 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:01.000 I have done other things. I have fingers, you know 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:03.400 what I mean. I wasn't sucking dick before I lost 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:06.120 my virginity. I don't know why I didn't want to. 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:08.600 I think that's something a woman has to get used 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:12.040 to seeing, like seeing a dick in her face, you know, 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:16.040 especially when you're as young as I was. But um, 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:17.840 you know, my first he was really he was a 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:22.240 nice lover, you know he um he said, candles. Uh, 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:26.480 you know what I mean. So I and again like 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:30.559 I broke my hime and with fingers. So it felt good. 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:32.800 It didn't feel bad. It was different. It was like, 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:36.160 oh ship, I'm having sex, but it wasn't. It wasn't 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:38.720 bad than her. There was no blood. Did you feel 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.280 like it's bond forever like slim doug things that women 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:44.520 is gonna ever be bonded too, you said just before 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:47.680 and this is a true story. When I left the house, 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:50.719 I was like, yes, I'm not a virgin. I can 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:53.079 go and have sex with the guy I was really 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:56.360 in love with. That's a truck breaking me. Was like, 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:58.599 thank god this is over and I could go the 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:01.400 nigga that I really want to. Well, yeah, what about 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:04.240 your first term? My first time, I was kind of well, 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:06.960 I was going into the tenth grade and uh, I 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:10.320 had this guy was dating and after we had sex, 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:14.160 it wasn't good to me. I hated it. It was terrible, 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.079 and I dumped him. After that. I was like, I'm 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.640 good on this nigger, Like, I don't want to do 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.240 this no more. I don't want to him and I 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:23.880 didn't have sex again for like a whole entire years, 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:27.920 two years after the first time, which is nice because 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:30.200 at least you'll be ready when it's time, because sometimes 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:31.559 I think if you do it too early and both 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:33.839 of y'all don't know what you're doing, it could be 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:37.800 But the guy had lost Yeah, the guy that I 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:40.679 lost my virginity to. He was thirty one years old. 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:43.640 Like we were a boyfriend and girlfriend for a while. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:49.600 I was a little girl, like fourteen. Hell now fifteen, 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:53.960 I wasn't doing that like you. This next clip features 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:57.079 Vinny Gee, a lot of you know him from Jersey Shore. 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:00.560 This one was pretty funny. Vinny actually told us that 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:03.360 he never came in a girl, not even with a 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:06.080 condom on. It was pretty surprising for the ladies to 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:09.920 hear that. And the ladies also introduced him to what 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:13.040 a quiff is. I need her? I need her to 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:17.320 suck my dick, they know, but I feel like because 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:19.520 she wants. I was just talking about this with my 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:21.760 friend the other day. She has a friend that never 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:24.199 liked sucking dick, and then she asked her why doesn't 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:26.679 she like sucking dick? And she said it makes her nauseous. 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:30.360 Now for me, I don't understand how pleasing your man 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.200 can make you nauseous. It's such a big turn on 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:37.040 for me. Girls that literally come from flowing me. You're 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:40.120 supposed to get wet because you're supposed to like literally exactly, 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:42.960 you're supposed to get like the horny. But we don't 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:46.000 really get hard from eating vagina. I mean we might 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.600 just because the moment, but like the actual physical act 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:52.320 itself is not you know, so women I think are 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:55.000 one step up in that, Like they don't have to 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:58.080 be the getting it in order to really come. I'll 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:01.360 never come from eating girls listen to what jerking off. 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:03.080 At the same time, if I'm jeking off, I can 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:04.880 come any time. I come right now, I'm checking off, 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:08.760 you know. But I feel like I feel like guys don't, 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.920 they get hard depending on the especially after you come, 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:19.960 like or happens. It's all mental. If the to me 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:25.959 sex is mental to me, if the maybe, if the 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:30.199 situation around me is getting me hard, I will be hard. 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:32.679 It doesn't matter even if I'm touching the girl, if 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:35.560 she said something, if something is triggering that in me, 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:37.199 I'm going to get hard. That's what you can't be 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:39.800 quiet during sex. I feel like, you know some people 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:43.439 that don't really say anything and they're really quiet. You 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:47.280 have to talking too much is crazy, but you know 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:49.520 how say something when the guy is eating your pussy 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:51.360 and he's like, want to talk the whole time you 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:53.880 get back to work. I'm not paying if it is. 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:57.440 I never had a guy trying to talk to me. 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.760 What is he say? You know what? How about the 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:04.719 stock market? Does it feel good? Do you like this? 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:07.400 Like nigga, that's not the one. Keep going, tell me 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:09.800 what you're gonna do to me after this? They like, listen, buddy, 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:13.400 if you don't finish and ship thing sounds insecure, Like 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:15.760 guys try to talk to me while I have had 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.760 Dick and my mom and I just don't think that. 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:28.320 It's like it's like the only time you guys talking 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:32.160 to each other is when you are very close inside 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:35.720 of each other and her face is right in your ear, 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.640 and now you can talk about whatever it gets you going, 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.720 whatever your thing is. It could be anything. Next time 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:43.280 I guy asked you a question about your second is 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:45.920 Dick just stopped completely and answer and be like look 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.160 and stuff and be like, well, you know what, I'm 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:55.400 glad you brought that out all right, next one DP 0:13:56.280 --> 0:14:00.360 double penetration. All right, I don't think you do that. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:07.040 I just can look at you. Nah penetration that that's 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:09.120 like a porn thing where the guys like don't even 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:11.240 care at that point, they're like, I'm getting paid, I 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:14.080 can my dick and touch someone else's their dicks have 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:17.880 to touch when Yeah, of course it's two dicks. I've 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:21.560 done the fucking my dick and she has a toy though. Okay, 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:24.360 so that's kind of a devil penetration it is. But 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:32.720 when is it? Alright? Um m m, let's see que 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:40.360 to see Q two? Wait what it's que two number two? Yeah? Alright, 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.760 First of all, it's only so many letting the words 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:54.440 to start with Q quarter quick to wait? What's a quef? Though? 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:02.960 When does it happen? I'll tell you yes. One doesn't 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:06.280 happen when they are when the motion of the penis 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:09.440 inside of legina creates air and airs too much for 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:11.880 the pussy to handle, it farts it out. I think 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:13.880 it's also when guys are having text with you and 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:15.680 they take the dig out and put it back in 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.520 and they keep doing that like but quickly, because then 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:21.520 it's like it traps air inside of you. It hurts 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:24.280 when people make those elbow noises with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:28.640 But can't you queef without that? Though? Really, we've never 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:34.520 had air come out. That's that's gonna fart if it 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:36.280 comes out of your No, it's not gonna come out. 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:40.680 It's only gonna happen if it's been Like like if 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:43.240 a girl's like bending over and like you hear air 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:46.560 coming out of her box, she's coming up, there's something 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:50.320 there's something face happened to me if I didn't too 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:52.120 much space in their air is going to just come 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:53.840 out of it if she bends over. I've never liked 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:55.320 just queeked in the middle of the day for no. 0:15:56.480 --> 0:16:02.920 I thought that's in your box. I thought it was 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:04.880 like you can air in there and you push it out. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:08.359 Queving is embarrassing too, because it's what makes it embarrassing 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:10.880 is because it sounds like a fart, and then you 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:12.040 have to be like, oh no, no no, no, that was 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:18.240 just then about insects. You don't have to make an 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:20.360 excuse for it. It's just like it happens like right 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.120 after you're done, and you're like, I feel like I 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:24.520 have to you know, like I just want to clear this, 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:26.280 this that. But I mean, I guess you couldn't see 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:29.440 there's no smell or anything. I think that like a fart, 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:36.760 noise in our brain represents something dirty and disgusting. So 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.240 if I'm having sex with a girl and she does 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:43.680 anything that represents dirty and disgusting, I'm getting turned on 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:46.520 by it, even if it is no, not a fart, 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:50.440 because then it smells. And girls don't even fart. Girls 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:55.520 don't girls don't farts, don't know out like Vanilla Sherbet 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:59.000 never was somebody who like fights in their sleep or 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:03.280 a what. I've never like the girls i've dated, the 0:17:03.400 --> 0:17:06.919 reg they know they don't fart. They just maybe in 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:09.320 front of you. Do you ever feel like you ever did? 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:12.080 You just attract to people that kind of like if 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:14.880 you're that don't fart, if you're like that far with them, 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:17.280 they kind of like fulfill a lot of things on 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:20.040 your checklist. It's like a totally side thing. But I 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:22.639 feel like people like we as humans, we attract to 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:26.800 people that we should be with, and for me, those 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:31.080 are people that don't. Yeah, I don't don't. I'm just 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:33.160 saying I didn't plan it. But the girls that I've dated. 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:36.920 Literally I've never heard them fart. All right, milf mom, 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:40.640 I like the fuck it's easy. Yeah, But now I'm 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:42.840 like twenty nine, so they're like, I know, girls with 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:48.320 babies and they're not mils anymore. Know my friends, what 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:52.640 about if somebody your mom's age, if well, MILFs get 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:55.800 like six points already on a scale of one to 0:17:55.880 --> 0:18:01.520 ten because because they get the handicap of they had 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:03.520 a baby, they went through this, their body went through this, 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:06.640 So they're already a six, and it's up to them 0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:08.720 to maybe a five, and then it's up to them 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:12.040 to just be you know, to go an advantage. It's 0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:15.199 hotter they have a baby. They they you know. But 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:18.960 I had a guy tell me before that women who 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:22.960 had babies are more desirable to men because of basically 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:24.919 what you just said. They went through to change in 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:27.159 life and it it makes the sex better. Well you 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:31.000 have you have a kid, Well, well your body is amazing. 0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:33.880 And for me to like know that in the back 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:35.479 of my head that you went through that and now 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:39.639 you were a giant truck and now you look also 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:42.119 also just a life thing, like you had a baby, 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:44.199 you know, like if something came out of you and 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:47.440 you raise it like the motherly and stink and I'm 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:49.280 a woman who has a kid. I will say this, 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:53.880 though I've never said this before. I get a lot 0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:59.800 of like girls are more um willing to want to 0:18:59.840 --> 0:19:04.000 hang out with me when they have kids. I know 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:06.919 that sounds weird, but like it like for example, like 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:09.000 you know, you know how like whenever you get into 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:11.120 a situation and I'm not saying that's a bad thing, 0:19:11.320 --> 0:19:13.000 but you ever get into a situation where you're like 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:15.440 this is too easy, like something is wrong, like something 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:17.840 is maybe because you're girls, but like you ever be like, 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:20.280 you know, like this person is like transsexual or something 0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:23.000 like something's like way like way to like not you know, 0:19:23.240 --> 0:19:25.000 and a lot of times like I'll be looking into it. 0:19:25.040 --> 0:19:26.800 I'll be like this girl and then she has a kid, 0:19:27.200 --> 0:19:28.600 and not that I have a problem with that, but 0:19:28.680 --> 0:19:31.640 it's something different about her life that like I've just noticed. 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:35.320 I don't know if it's because like they're maybe yeah, 0:19:35.359 --> 0:19:38.119 maybe they're more like to the they're they're growing, they're mature, 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:40.159 like they're they're willing to like speak their mind, whereas 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:42.879 you play more games with the girls that look like 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:45.479 them that you know that, aren't that that That's literally 0:19:45.520 --> 0:19:52.800 like a life observation I've had with kids. It's kind 0:19:52.840 --> 0:19:54.359 I don't mind the kids, but they come with baby 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:57.600 mama's and that's where the problem lasts. When I was younger, 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:01.880 I love mills, Like God, I'm not gonna lie though, 0:20:02.000 --> 0:20:04.760 I like, I don't mind. You know, there was the 0:20:04.760 --> 0:20:06.040 time that I was saying on the show that I 0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:08.560 refused to date a guy with kids, right Remember I 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:12.600 was saying that, But um, today I have to say, like, 0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:16.520 you know, it's kind of a relief for a guy 0:20:16.560 --> 0:20:20.400 to have a kid already or two for me because 0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:22.520 it's like I don't got to worry about popping a 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:25.240 kid out for him right now because he already has kids. 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:27.720 You know, he's not worried about me, you know, trying 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:29.879 to you guys out there that like have that in 0:20:29.920 --> 0:20:31.480 the back of their mind though, like they want to 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:33.840 date you, and then they say, like I want to 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:38.760 have kids, Oh forget it. I it's scary like guys like, um, 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:41.320 I've had guys take off the condom when I'm telling 0:20:41.320 --> 0:20:43.760 me trying to try I've had a lot of guys 0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:45.480 try to try me with a kid. Is that because 0:20:45.480 --> 0:20:48.120 they want your jeans, or they want because they wanted 0:20:48.080 --> 0:20:50.119 to trap, you know, they just want to be like, 0:20:50.200 --> 0:20:55.639 that's my baby. Mother like women women to exactly. Of course, 0:20:55.760 --> 0:20:57.520 I would not trap a woman to have a kid 0:20:57.560 --> 0:21:01.199 with her. Apply stopped by and even brought the ladies 0:21:01.440 --> 0:21:04.520 some flowers. It was a cute gesture. They even play 0:21:04.560 --> 0:21:07.600 a little game called pump it or dump it, where 0:21:07.840 --> 0:21:10.600 they asked him a question and he decides hip he'll 0:21:10.640 --> 0:21:13.200 pump her or he'd rather dump her. Check it out? 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:19.919 What's going on with you? Though? That I likes. I 0:21:19.960 --> 0:21:22.840 just like talking to people. Okay, well we are going 0:21:22.880 --> 0:21:24.880 to talk to you since you're like doing that so much. 0:21:29.400 --> 0:21:34.840 Any want to play It's called pump her or dump her? Okay. Now, 0:21:34.960 --> 0:21:37.280 if a woman does any of these things, or if 0:21:37.280 --> 0:21:39.320 this is a scenario you're in, you're gonna say whether 0:21:39.440 --> 0:21:43.280 you were pump her or a dump her. You know 0:21:43.320 --> 0:21:49.520 what it means. Maybe you would say smash what was 0:21:49.760 --> 0:21:53.639 where was yours? That's appropriate? All right, I'm gonna dump it? 0:21:53.640 --> 0:21:57.720 All right? She doesn't have any female friends? Is that 0:21:57.800 --> 0:22:06.159 a bad sign? No? Definitely pumpo. Tell everybody you've been this, 0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:10.199 so you definitely eat you see how smart that is. 0:22:12.200 --> 0:22:15.359 She's she's a winner, she's a keeper. Stefinitely, ain't got 0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:18.879 no friends zone. Yeah, I don't like full of girl friends. 0:22:18.880 --> 0:22:21.320