WEBVTT - Faye Allen Drug Test

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is He's broke but but generous. He's broke

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<v Speaker 1>but generous. We'll talk about it in just a few

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<v Speaker 1>because right now it is time for the nephew and

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank phone call. What you got for his nevo? Me?

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<v Speaker 1>You who's gonna check? Maboo? You're ready? Yes? You know what, y'all?

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<v Speaker 1>Before I do this, I ought to prank herschel that

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<v Speaker 1>would do he real he ain't gonna take his prank

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<v Speaker 1>even after. Tell what you understand? It's a prank. What's

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? What you think? It's a good premise, though, said,

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<v Speaker 1>we bringing slavery back. But he gonna be free. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, I think he'd put my mask on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, all right, I got one for you all

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<v Speaker 1>to day. Here is This is a fay Alan Faye

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<v Speaker 1>Alan drug test, the fay Alan drug test. Alright, got dog,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a fay

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<v Speaker 1>place is Hello. This is Officer Rodgers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>now you have been uh on probation for a little

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<v Speaker 1>over a year. Now, all right, faith, Now you're supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be serving two years probation. All right, now, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>giving you a call, actually bringing you a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>bad news. And I hate to do this, but you

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<v Speaker 1>you came in Foray a couple um, a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago and did a did a drug test? Am

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<v Speaker 1>I right? All right now, Fay, I don't. I hate

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<v Speaker 1>to bring you some bad news, but that your drug

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<v Speaker 1>test that you took has come back positive. That's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot. That's a Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>you came in a couple of weeks ago, you took

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<v Speaker 1>a drug test. This drug test is actually come in positive.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what I want to say to use this you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to Actually my test wasn't positive. You got

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on a second. I either need you to come

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<v Speaker 1>into me or I don't. And I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>save your embarrassment of having to send a car out

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<v Speaker 1>to pick you up. Now embarrassment you're talking about. I

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<v Speaker 1>gave you some good ma'am. Right now, I got you

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<v Speaker 1>have a positive drug test? You have you you you

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<v Speaker 1>come up positive. Man, Now you're gonna we used the

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<v Speaker 1>one that you brought us now must have been the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong one, couldn't have been man, sir, I'm but I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have gave you a bad year, and it just

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't me. I don't want to have it back to

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know where you would come me with

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<v Speaker 1>this nonsense. I got children. I'm trying to do right.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you would call me. I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have game. You know that that's not me. You suld fly, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to come in and do another three months now,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sir, yall can come pick me up. I can

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<v Speaker 1>tell you right now. I can in your hand if

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<v Speaker 1>you want me to. Ma'am. Your your urine has come

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<v Speaker 1>back positive of drugs. Now, I don't I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>any other way to explain it to you. You've been

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<v Speaker 1>actually evidently using drugs again. I'm trying to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>I don't use no drugs. I've been clean for a

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<v Speaker 1>year and some months now. You got the wrong that's

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<v Speaker 1>not my How do you telling you that? How do

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's not yours? Ma'am? It's got your name

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<v Speaker 1>on the lid. Everything you have come back positives whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Thenly you put your name on it, because that ain't

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<v Speaker 1>my came back would have came back good. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>call me and tell me I gave you some mad

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<v Speaker 1>can tell me and tell me that's a negative, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a double negative. It's not a double negative, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a double positive. You've actually come back positive. Say he

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<v Speaker 1>has written here on the actual cup. No, No, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have more than one faith. You're the only face

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually double checked that myself. You need to either

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<v Speaker 1>come in or we got to come out and all

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<v Speaker 1>you're behind in here, Well I need you to come

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<v Speaker 1>right now, cause I got right now right now. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you trying to tell me that if I come and

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<v Speaker 1>pick you up and take your year and now your

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<v Speaker 1>YearIn is gonna come up negative? Is that what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you that you're double positive with that, my

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<v Speaker 1>urine is gonna come up negative. Man, I hate to

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to come out all year in front

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<v Speaker 1>of your family, but you're actually gonna be coming in

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<v Speaker 1>and you're gonna do three months. That's all I can

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, confident, sir. You got the wrong, say you

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<v Speaker 1>got the w It's one of the two, might be both.

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<v Speaker 1>You got you got the wrong face. I'm letting you

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<v Speaker 1>no positive. I'm trying. I got kids, man, I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>had no positive. Listen, ma'am, I'm telling you one more time.

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<v Speaker 1>You either want to come in or want me to

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<v Speaker 1>come and get you what you want. Let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what I want you to do. I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to find out who you have, because that ain't money.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't tell you no, I'm going tell me nothing about

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<v Speaker 1>you got some some that that is not good. I

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<v Speaker 1>gave you some good that time I got to to

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<v Speaker 1>you out. Y'all keep picking up people, software kids and folks.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all had me says time miss much. Now I'm I've

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<v Speaker 1>been giving you good and you stay. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>with me. I'm dad, I ain't getting I'm bad. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>coming no more like that. And well is my publication off?

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<v Speaker 1>You say your name is, My name is Officer Rogers.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm no more officer Rogers. Like I said, you might

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<v Speaker 1>be the reason why it came back by. You might

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<v Speaker 1>be the reason I need to speak with Mr. That's

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<v Speaker 1>my probation officers. Now, I have pleased at all time. Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't be calling me. I should be calling you

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm gonna evidently, I'm gonna have to come down

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<v Speaker 1>the hall. You're behind in myself, but you can bring

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<v Speaker 1>you and when you call you can't let you know

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<v Speaker 1>I have no positive. You can turn to my job.

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<v Speaker 1>I got you got let me know what. There's one

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<v Speaker 1>more There's one more thing that I need to bring.

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<v Speaker 1>All right now, I got one more thing I need

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<v Speaker 1>to say to you. Are you listening to me? What

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Sir? This is Nephew Timing from the Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning Show. You just got pragged by your sister Alan.

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<v Speaker 1>I know one thing. I'll played too much. I'll play

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<v Speaker 1>too much. When I was coming to give Mr Rogers,

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<v Speaker 1>she gonna get this no positive out of me thinking

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing DRS and didn't know about Okay for you,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'm not I'm nervous. It's your sister. She

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<v Speaker 1>putting me up to it. Baby. When you ever see her,

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<v Speaker 1>you see what she looked like. I'm gonna be I

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<v Speaker 1>got one more question for you, baby. You got to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me this. What is the baddest I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do what I do, I do what I do.

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<v Speaker 1>She was strong, but she went understand at the end

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<v Speaker 1>you had me nervous. She had to fess up. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she did, was feeling her what she was Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>let me ask you'll playing with somebody? How far y'all

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<v Speaker 1>want me to go? I f that was too far?

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<v Speaker 1>You went on, Okay, well, we don't know until we

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<v Speaker 1>go over there. And now we're back over there. You

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<v Speaker 1>ain't over here. People don't like you now. People listening

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<v Speaker 1>to that. You know that, damn time is somebody you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've time. I've even heard people say, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>it went from somebody gonna with his asks one time

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<v Speaker 1>and somebody need to with his as. I haven't heard that.

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<v Speaker 1>You and Junior gonna You and Junior gonna take up

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<v Speaker 1>for him anywhere. But I ain't gonna back. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>come come help y'all, but they can probably get a

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<v Speaker 1>few in though. I'm gonna help you. Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna that newbody beat you unconscious. I'm I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>stop that. Well listen, don't come here washing at him

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<v Speaker 1>because I ain't as quick as that. Well, so I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna be able to get over there. You get

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<v Speaker 1>one schwine. I'm I'm I'm gonna be getting my hands

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<v Speaker 1>had to wait now I am gonna be doing that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll be over there by the end. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>don't come jump on me this week in alright, but

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<v Speaker 1>come see me though in Charles in the Low Country.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not come jump on me. Just come hang out

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<v Speaker 1>with your boy and the Low countin at the Old

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<v Speaker 1>mar Shrine Auditorium, Charleston, South Carolina. Alright, this Saturday night,

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<v Speaker 1>you ticket left, come hang out with your boy. I'm back,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back, I'm back. Alright, nephew coming up next. Strawberry letters.

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<v Speaker 1>Subject he he's broke but generous. He's broke but generous.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Morning Show.