Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 1: the subject is He's broke but but generous. He's broke
Speaker 1: but generous. We'll talk about it in just a few
Speaker 1: because right now it is time for the nephew and
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for his nevo? Me?
Speaker 1: You who's gonna check? Maboo? You're ready? Yes? You know what, y'all?
Speaker 1: Before I do this, I ought to prank herschel that
Speaker 1: would do he real he ain't gonna take his prank
Speaker 1: even after. Tell what you understand? It's a prank. What's
Speaker 1: I mean? What you think? It's a good premise, though, said,
Speaker 1: we bringing slavery back. But he gonna be free. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I think he'd put my mask on the phone.
Speaker 1: Hold on, all right, I got one for you all
Speaker 1: to day. Here is This is a fay Alan Faye
Speaker 1: Alan drug test, the fay Alan drug test. Alright, got dog,
Speaker 1: let's go Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a fay
Speaker 1: place is Hello. This is Officer Rodgers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen,
Speaker 1: now you have been uh on probation for a little
Speaker 1: over a year. Now, all right, faith, Now you're supposed
Speaker 1: to be serving two years probation. All right, now, I'm
Speaker 1: giving you a call, actually bringing you a bit of
Speaker 1: bad news. And I hate to do this, but you
Speaker 1: you came in Foray a couple um, a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago and did a did a drug test? Am
Speaker 1: I right? All right now, Fay, I don't. I hate
Speaker 1: to bring you some bad news, but that your drug
Speaker 1: test that you took has come back positive. That's a lot.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. That's a Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Now,
Speaker 1: you came in a couple of weeks ago, you took
Speaker 1: a drug test. This drug test is actually come in positive.
Speaker 1: Now what I want to say to use this you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to Actually my test wasn't positive. You got
Speaker 1: Hold on a second. I either need you to come
Speaker 1: into me or I don't. And I don't want to
Speaker 1: save your embarrassment of having to send a car out
Speaker 1: to pick you up. Now embarrassment you're talking about. I
Speaker 1: gave you some good ma'am. Right now, I got you
Speaker 1: have a positive drug test? You have you you you
Speaker 1: come up positive. Man, Now you're gonna we used the
Speaker 1: one that you brought us now must have been the
Speaker 1: wrong one, couldn't have been man, sir, I'm but I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have gave you a bad year, and it just
Speaker 1: wouldn't me. I don't want to have it back to
Speaker 1: I don't even know where you would come me with
Speaker 1: this nonsense. I got children. I'm trying to do right.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you would call me. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have game. You know that that's not me. You suld fly, ma'am.
Speaker 1: You have to come in and do another three months now,
Speaker 1: Oh sir, yall can come pick me up. I can
Speaker 1: tell you right now. I can in your hand if
Speaker 1: you want me to. Ma'am. Your your urine has come
Speaker 1: back positive of drugs. Now, I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: any other way to explain it to you. You've been
Speaker 1: actually evidently using drugs again. I'm trying to tell you
Speaker 1: I don't use no drugs. I've been clean for a
Speaker 1: year and some months now. You got the wrong that's
Speaker 1: not my How do you telling you that? How do
Speaker 1: you know it's not yours? Ma'am? It's got your name
Speaker 1: on the lid. Everything you have come back positives whatever.
Speaker 1: Thenly you put your name on it, because that ain't
Speaker 1: my came back would have came back good. You can't
Speaker 1: call me and tell me I gave you some mad
Speaker 1: can tell me and tell me that's a negative, sir,
Speaker 1: that's a double negative. It's not a double negative, it's
Speaker 1: a double positive. You've actually come back positive. Say he
Speaker 1: has written here on the actual cup. No, No, we
Speaker 1: don't have more than one faith. You're the only face
Speaker 1: I've actually double checked that myself. You need to either
Speaker 1: come in or we got to come out and all
Speaker 1: you're behind in here, Well I need you to come
Speaker 1: right now, cause I got right now right now. Are
Speaker 1: you trying to tell me that if I come and
Speaker 1: pick you up and take your year and now your
Speaker 1: YearIn is gonna come up negative? Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that you're double positive with that, my
Speaker 1: urine is gonna come up negative. Man, I hate to
Speaker 1: I don't want to come out all year in front
Speaker 1: of your family, but you're actually gonna be coming in
Speaker 1: and you're gonna do three months. That's all I can
Speaker 1: tell you, confident, sir. You got the wrong, say you
Speaker 1: got the w It's one of the two, might be both.
Speaker 1: You got you got the wrong face. I'm letting you
Speaker 1: no positive. I'm trying. I got kids, man, I ain't
Speaker 1: had no positive. Listen, ma'am, I'm telling you one more time.
Speaker 1: You either want to come in or want me to
Speaker 1: come and get you what you want. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you what I want you to do. I want you
Speaker 1: to find out who you have, because that ain't money.
Speaker 1: Don't tell you no, I'm going tell me nothing about
Speaker 1: you got some some that that is not good. I
Speaker 1: gave you some good that time I got to to
Speaker 1: you out. Y'all keep picking up people, software kids and folks.
Speaker 1: Y'all had me says time miss much. Now I'm I've
Speaker 1: been giving you good and you stay. I want to
Speaker 1: with me. I'm dad, I ain't getting I'm bad. I'm
Speaker 1: coming no more like that. And well is my publication off?
Speaker 1: You say your name is, My name is Officer Rogers.
Speaker 1: I'm no more officer Rogers. Like I said, you might
Speaker 1: be the reason why it came back by. You might
Speaker 1: be the reason I need to speak with Mr. That's
Speaker 1: my probation officers. Now, I have pleased at all time. Mr.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be calling me. I should be calling you
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna evidently, I'm gonna have to come down
Speaker 1: the hall. You're behind in myself, but you can bring
Speaker 1: you and when you call you can't let you know
Speaker 1: I have no positive. You can turn to my job.
Speaker 1: I got you got let me know what. There's one
Speaker 1: more There's one more thing that I need to bring.
Speaker 1: All right now, I got one more thing I need
Speaker 1: to say to you. Are you listening to me? What
Speaker 1: is it? Sir? This is Nephew Timing from the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pragged by your sister Alan.
Speaker 1: I know one thing. I'll played too much. I'll play
Speaker 1: too much. When I was coming to give Mr Rogers,
Speaker 1: she gonna get this no positive out of me thinking
Speaker 1: I was doing DRS and didn't know about Okay for you,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm not I'm nervous. It's your sister. She
Speaker 1: putting me up to it. Baby. When you ever see her,
Speaker 1: you see what she looked like. I'm gonna be I
Speaker 1: got one more question for you, baby. You got to
Speaker 1: tell me this. What is the baddest I'm talking about
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Morning Show.
Speaker 1: I'll do what I do, I do what I do.
Speaker 1: She was strong, but she went understand at the end
Speaker 1: you had me nervous. She had to fess up. Yes,
Speaker 1: she did, was feeling her what she was Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: let me ask you'll playing with somebody? How far y'all
Speaker 1: want me to go? I f that was too far?
Speaker 1: You went on, Okay, well, we don't know until we
Speaker 1: go over there. And now we're back over there. You
Speaker 1: ain't over here. People don't like you now. People listening
Speaker 1: to that. You know that, damn time is somebody you know,
Speaker 1: I've time. I've even heard people say, you know what
Speaker 1: it went from somebody gonna with his asks one time
Speaker 1: and somebody need to with his as. I haven't heard that.
Speaker 1: You and Junior gonna You and Junior gonna take up
Speaker 1: for him anywhere. But I ain't gonna back. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: come come help y'all, but they can probably get a
Speaker 1: few in though. I'm gonna help you. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna that newbody beat you unconscious. I'm I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stop that. Well listen, don't come here washing at him
Speaker 1: because I ain't as quick as that. Well, so I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna be able to get over there. You get
Speaker 1: one schwine. I'm I'm I'm gonna be getting my hands
Speaker 1: had to wait now I am gonna be doing that. Well,
Speaker 1: then I'll be over there by the end. Okay, So
Speaker 1: don't come jump on me this week in alright, but
Speaker 1: come see me though in Charles in the Low Country.
Speaker 1: Do not come jump on me. Just come hang out
Speaker 1: with your boy and the Low countin at the Old
Speaker 1: mar Shrine Auditorium, Charleston, South Carolina. Alright, this Saturday night,
Speaker 1: you ticket left, come hang out with your boy. I'm back,
Speaker 1: I'm back, I'm back. Alright, nephew coming up next. Strawberry letters.
Speaker 1: Subject he he's broke but generous. He's broke but generous.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.