1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,520 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:10,840 Speaker 1: the subject is He's broke but but generous. He's broke 4 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,960 Speaker 1: but generous. We'll talk about it in just a few 5 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: because right now it is time for the nephew and 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for his nevo? Me? 7 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:28,319 Speaker 1: You who's gonna check? Maboo? You're ready? Yes? You know what, y'all? 8 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,560 Speaker 1: Before I do this, I ought to prank herschel that 9 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:37,280 Speaker 1: would do he real he ain't gonna take his prank 10 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: even after. Tell what you understand? It's a prank. What's 11 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: I mean? What you think? It's a good premise, though, said, 12 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 1: we bringing slavery back. But he gonna be free. Oh 13 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: my gosh, I think he'd put my mask on the phone. 14 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 1: Hold on, all right, I got one for you all 15 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,040 Speaker 1: to day. Here is This is a fay Alan Faye 16 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 1: Alan drug test, the fay Alan drug test. Alright, got dog, 17 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 1: let's go Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a fay 18 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:29,279 Speaker 1: place is Hello. This is Officer Rodgers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen, 19 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: now you have been uh on probation for a little 20 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,960 Speaker 1: over a year. Now, all right, faith, Now you're supposed 21 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 1: to be serving two years probation. All right, now, I'm 22 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 1: giving you a call, actually bringing you a bit of 23 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: bad news. And I hate to do this, but you 24 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 1: you came in Foray a couple um, a couple of 25 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,960 Speaker 1: weeks ago and did a did a drug test? Am 26 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: I right? All right now, Fay, I don't. I hate 27 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,559 Speaker 1: to bring you some bad news, but that your drug 28 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: test that you took has come back positive. That's a lot. 29 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 1: That's a lot. That's a Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Now, 30 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: you came in a couple of weeks ago, you took 31 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: a drug test. This drug test is actually come in positive. 32 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: Now what I want to say to use this you're 33 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: gonna have to Actually my test wasn't positive. You got 34 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: Hold on a second. I either need you to come 35 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 1: into me or I don't. And I don't want to 36 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,359 Speaker 1: save your embarrassment of having to send a car out 37 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 1: to pick you up. Now embarrassment you're talking about. I 38 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: gave you some good ma'am. Right now, I got you 39 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 1: have a positive drug test? You have you you you 40 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 1: come up positive. Man, Now you're gonna we used the 41 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 1: one that you brought us now must have been the 42 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: wrong one, couldn't have been man, sir, I'm but I 43 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,080 Speaker 1: wouldn't have gave you a bad year, and it just 44 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: wouldn't me. I don't want to have it back to 45 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 1: I don't even know where you would come me with 46 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: this nonsense. I got children. I'm trying to do right. 47 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 1: I don't know why you would call me. I wouldn't 48 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: have game. You know that that's not me. You suld fly, ma'am. 49 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: You have to come in and do another three months now, 50 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 1: Oh sir, yall can come pick me up. I can 51 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,920 Speaker 1: tell you right now. I can in your hand if 52 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: you want me to. Ma'am. Your your urine has come 53 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,920 Speaker 1: back positive of drugs. Now, I don't I don't know 54 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: any other way to explain it to you. You've been 55 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:31,920 Speaker 1: actually evidently using drugs again. I'm trying to tell you 56 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: I don't use no drugs. I've been clean for a 57 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: year and some months now. You got the wrong that's 58 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: not my How do you telling you that? How do 59 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 1: you know it's not yours? Ma'am? It's got your name 60 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: on the lid. Everything you have come back positives whatever. 61 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: Thenly you put your name on it, because that ain't 62 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 1: my came back would have came back good. You can't 63 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 1: call me and tell me I gave you some mad 64 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: can tell me and tell me that's a negative, sir, 65 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: that's a double negative. It's not a double negative, it's 66 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: a double positive. You've actually come back positive. Say he 67 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: has written here on the actual cup. No, No, we 68 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: don't have more than one faith. You're the only face 69 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 1: I've actually double checked that myself. You need to either 70 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,720 Speaker 1: come in or we got to come out and all 71 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: you're behind in here, Well I need you to come 72 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: right now, cause I got right now right now. Are 73 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,719 Speaker 1: you trying to tell me that if I come and 74 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 1: pick you up and take your year and now your 75 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 1: YearIn is gonna come up negative? Is that what you're saying. 76 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:36,040 Speaker 1: I'm telling you that you're double positive with that, my 77 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 1: urine is gonna come up negative. Man, I hate to 78 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 1: I don't want to come out all year in front 79 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: of your family, but you're actually gonna be coming in 80 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: and you're gonna do three months. That's all I can 81 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: tell you, confident, sir. You got the wrong, say you 82 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 1: got the w It's one of the two, might be both. 83 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 1: You got you got the wrong face. I'm letting you 84 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:04,440 Speaker 1: no positive. I'm trying. I got kids, man, I ain't 85 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 1: had no positive. Listen, ma'am, I'm telling you one more time. 86 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: You either want to come in or want me to 87 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 1: come and get you what you want. Let me tell 88 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 1: you what I want you to do. I want you 89 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: to find out who you have, because that ain't money. 90 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,119 Speaker 1: Don't tell you no, I'm going tell me nothing about 91 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 1: you got some some that that is not good. I 92 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,880 Speaker 1: gave you some good that time I got to to 93 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 1: you out. Y'all keep picking up people, software kids and folks. 94 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: Y'all had me says time miss much. Now I'm I've 95 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,160 Speaker 1: been giving you good and you stay. I want to 96 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 1: with me. I'm dad, I ain't getting I'm bad. I'm 97 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:46,320 Speaker 1: coming no more like that. And well is my publication off? 98 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: You say your name is, My name is Officer Rogers. 99 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,720 Speaker 1: I'm no more officer Rogers. Like I said, you might 100 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: be the reason why it came back by. You might 101 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 1: be the reason I need to speak with Mr. That's 102 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:05,320 Speaker 1: my probation officers. Now, I have pleased at all time. Mr. 103 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 1: You shouldn't be calling me. I should be calling you 104 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: because I'm gonna evidently, I'm gonna have to come down 105 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 1: the hall. You're behind in myself, but you can bring 106 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:18,000 Speaker 1: you and when you call you can't let you know 107 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,920 Speaker 1: I have no positive. You can turn to my job. 108 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,160 Speaker 1: I got you got let me know what. There's one 109 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 1: more There's one more thing that I need to bring. 110 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,920 Speaker 1: All right now, I got one more thing I need 111 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 1: to say to you. Are you listening to me? What 112 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 1: is it? Sir? This is Nephew Timing from the Steve 113 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:41,920 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pragged by your sister Alan. 114 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 1: I know one thing. I'll played too much. I'll play 115 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 1: too much. When I was coming to give Mr Rogers, 116 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 1: she gonna get this no positive out of me thinking 117 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 1: I was doing DRS and didn't know about Okay for you, 118 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 1: all right, I'm not I'm nervous. It's your sister. She 119 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: putting me up to it. Baby. When you ever see her, 120 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:17,400 Speaker 1: you see what she looked like. I'm gonna be I 121 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 1: got one more question for you, baby. You got to 122 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 1: tell me this. What is the baddest I'm talking about 123 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Morning Show. 124 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 1: I'll do what I do, I do what I do. 125 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 1: She was strong, but she went understand at the end 126 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:39,040 Speaker 1: you had me nervous. She had to fess up. Yes, 127 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 1: she did, was feeling her what she was Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, 128 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,120 Speaker 1: let me ask you'll playing with somebody? How far y'all 129 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: want me to go? I f that was too far? 130 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,600 Speaker 1: You went on, Okay, well, we don't know until we 131 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: go over there. And now we're back over there. You 132 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:07,000 Speaker 1: ain't over here. People don't like you now. People listening 133 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,240 Speaker 1: to that. You know that, damn time is somebody you know, 134 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 1: I've time. I've even heard people say, you know what 135 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,120 Speaker 1: it went from somebody gonna with his asks one time 136 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 1: and somebody need to with his as. I haven't heard that. 137 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 1: You and Junior gonna You and Junior gonna take up 138 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 1: for him anywhere. But I ain't gonna back. I'm gonna 139 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,240 Speaker 1: come come help y'all, but they can probably get a 140 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 1: few in though. I'm gonna help you. Yeah, yeah, I 141 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 1: ain't gonna that newbody beat you unconscious. I'm I'm gonna 142 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 1: stop that. Well listen, don't come here washing at him 143 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 1: because I ain't as quick as that. Well, so I 144 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,080 Speaker 1: ain't gonna be able to get over there. You get 145 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:52,160 Speaker 1: one schwine. I'm I'm I'm gonna be getting my hands 146 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: had to wait now I am gonna be doing that. Well, 147 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 1: then I'll be over there by the end. Okay, So 148 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,599 Speaker 1: don't come jump on me this week in alright, but 149 00:09:00,679 --> 00:09:02,840 Speaker 1: come see me though in Charles in the Low Country. 150 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,120 Speaker 1: Do not come jump on me. Just come hang out 151 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 1: with your boy and the Low countin at the Old 152 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,960 Speaker 1: mar Shrine Auditorium, Charleston, South Carolina. Alright, this Saturday night, 153 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,680 Speaker 1: you ticket left, come hang out with your boy. I'm back, 154 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,840 Speaker 1: I'm back, I'm back. Alright, nephew coming up next. Strawberry letters. 155 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:22,040 Speaker 1: Subject he he's broke but generous. He's broke but generous. 156 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:25,080 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 157 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,839 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.