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Speaker 2: Should I put him in prison? I twenty two, mail,

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Speaker 3: That's way too much. I feel old that I was

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Speaker 3: Oh gosh, what happened.

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Speaker 2: I own a nineteen seventy six Corvette Sting right now,

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Speaker 2: baby ooh. That was gifted to me by my maternal

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Speaker 2: I went out of town for two weeks for work,

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Speaker 2: I don't like keeping it up my place while I'm

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Speaker 2: And I've done this since my freshman year of college,

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Speaker 3: We always have to do until now.

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Speaker 1: There's always until now.

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Speaker 2: When I get back in town, I immediately went to

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean that's it's pretty and paint.

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Speaker 4: That's like like, like I can understand maybe.

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Speaker 3: You dent someone's car you don't even realize it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what if you dent and scratch scratch paint like

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Speaker 2: That's the thing here. If this, if this was my

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of rough, dude, It's like it's like

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Speaker 4: Obi said a parent. They were confused. When I showed them,

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Speaker 3: Oh the worst age.

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Speaker 1: Everyone, everyone who is a twenty five and a male.

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Speaker 3: I mean they deserve to die. Oh yeah, for sure,

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Speaker 3: it just is what it is.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, essentially you're one year away from basically

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Speaker 2: They told me that my nephew, Kevin twenty five mail,

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Speaker 2: but they didn't see him take out the car at all.

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Speaker 3: Would you be messing around in the garage?

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Speaker 2: So we checked their camera system and sure enough, Kevin

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Speaker 3: Oh, Kevin knows what he Devin knows what he Heavin's god,

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Speaker 2: He said he'll ask him about it, and recommended to

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Speaker 1: That's a lot.

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Speaker 3: Wait, what this story is so insane?

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Speaker 1: I know I found it on my Reddit recap.

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Speaker 3: What is that?

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Speaker 1: Dude? It's dope.

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Speaker 2: So basically, it shows you your whole year in twenty

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Speaker 3: Oh, this is dope.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, Sam, I'm gonna up the ante

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Speaker 2: I'll pit everyone go download Reddit share your favorite Reddit

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Speaker 2: recap stories. O, we're going to read it on the show.

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Speaker 4: Just put it on our subreddit, our slash Okop show,

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Speaker 4: and we'll select the best ones.

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Speaker 3: Wait, so what happened next?

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Speaker 2: So I told my brother the estimate and he said

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Speaker 1: Weren't that bad. What if he has to replace the

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Speaker 3: And like, where do you find nineteen seventy six doors?

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Speaker 1: They don't grow on trees.

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Speaker 4: I love John's like metaphors for things? What are my

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Speaker 4: favorite metaphors for How he explained Honda's is they're like

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Speaker 4: big Lego sets. Yeah, you can just take them out

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Speaker 2: My short story is I ran over like a fence

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Speaker 2: peg and literally my entire bumper was was like this.

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Speaker 2: like I'm like, bro, your fence stub is fine, My

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Speaker 1: You just bend it.

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Speaker 2: It's plastic, you bend it back and you just clip

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Speaker 2: it in, and it was fine. I literally have done

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Speaker 3: I haven't noticed your Carl's fine.

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Speaker 2: I told my brother, either here Kevin had to pay

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Speaker 1: Call the police on them.

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Speaker 3: I mean, get him officers.

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Speaker 1: I gave him three days.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 1: This guy is like from the Godfather or something.

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Speaker 3: I'll break you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he says, I'm gonna be queue it off.

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Speaker 2: But you can't.

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Speaker 3: With you you have seventy two hours.

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Speaker 2: I still haven't finished the movie. By the way, I watched,

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Speaker 2: I watched half of it.

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Speaker 3: Terrible.

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Speaker 1: I love telling that the same it's it's.

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Speaker 4: Terrible because it's one of the best movies of all time.

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Speaker 4: But I can't talk because I watched half of Rocky

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Speaker 1: See.

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Speaker 2: So the three days past Sam Kevin and his dad,

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Speaker 1: They didn't pay op.

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Speaker 3: Yo, they didn't hit his ultimatum.

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Speaker 1: They didn't hit the ultimatum. So he shot him. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidching shut.

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Speaker 3: So he cut off a horse's head put it in

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Speaker 2: So I filed the police report, and I gave the

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Speaker 2: he is because next Kevin was arrested at his workplace. YO,

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Speaker 2: crazy right to arrest him from a car from car damage.

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Speaker 2: That's way over the top. For thirty seven hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: of car damage. But I come on, I mean, yes,

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Speaker 2: that's over the top. But like I mean, Kevin, Kevin

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Speaker 2: was is it?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 3: Kevin wasn't at first?

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Speaker 4: But all right, first of all three days you get

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Speaker 4: like that's that's like like a small amount of time.

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Speaker 4: I understand that for the ultimatum. Yeah, but like try

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Speaker 4: more like show up at like, show up at his workplace.

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Speaker 3: Give him be like where my money?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just like a tiger iron twenty four hours, forty

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Speaker 2: eight hours, but you know, give him.

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Speaker 3: Where is it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just like be in his face a little bit

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Speaker 4: more and then get the police involved out. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Wow, this is okay, it's crazy. It's insane.

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Speaker 1: And as you might imagine, my brother was foist got

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Speaker 1: his own son arrested. Wow, he's calling me going off

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Speaker 1: just some simple threats.

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah it was it wasn't y. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: My sisters and dad have been calling and texting me

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Speaker 2: asking me to just put the family first and drop

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Speaker 2: the charges.

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Speaker 1: But I don't want to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I want that thirty seven hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole? I think you went too far?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you went too far.

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Speaker 2: Like I don't blame you for doing some sort of

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Speaker 2: it's not that serious. Yeah, Like I just you know,

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Speaker 1: So it's what it's in the system, I guess.

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Speaker 2: And then I would then immediately call and be like

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Speaker 2: I followed the police report. I didn't intend for this

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Speaker 1: So I would at least do.

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Speaker 4: What the Kevin's on the lamb from the police, I

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Speaker 4: would at least, I mean, at least communicate.

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Speaker 1: That's the bare minimum of what he could do.

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Speaker 4: If that to be fair, he did communicate. He said,

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Speaker 4: if you don't do this, I am going to call

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Speaker 1: But he didn't say he'd get arrested. Though.

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Speaker 3: What happens when you call the police, John.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I would not expect. Maybe I'm unfamiliar with

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Speaker 3: Johd's never been arrested in his life.

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Speaker 2: I haven't been arrested in my life, and that seems

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Speaker 3: Fair, But I don't know Kevin's canay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the moral of the story, Kevin is over.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, more of the story, Like, yo, don't don't let

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Speaker 1: Don't mess with OPI bro, this guy is not playing around.

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Speaker 2: If you thought that was bad, check out this one

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Speaker 2: where Opie's brother steals their car and destroys it.

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Speaker 3: Yike.