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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbile phone Pray Mornings. Hello. Hi, Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking for Erica. My name is Missus. Oh hi is Erica?

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Speaker 1: Hello Erica? How are you? I'm not sure if you

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Speaker 1: heard my name or not, but you're dating my son Bryce.

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Speaker 1: I'm his mother, Missus. Oh hi, how are you? I'm well,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much for asking. Looks like she's got

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Speaker 1: some manners on her. That's nice. I was just giving

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Speaker 1: you a call because I know that you just started

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Speaker 1: dating my little guy. I just wanted to him check

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Speaker 1: in with you because I like to meet the women

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Speaker 1: that he's dating, and so I am. I asked him

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Speaker 1: for your phone number, and of course he gave it

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Speaker 1: to me because Bryce is a good boy. And um,

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Speaker 1: I thought i'd just give you a call and ask

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Speaker 1: you what your intentions are with my my little ray

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Speaker 1: of sunshine. Okay, um, yeah, I mean I really like

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Speaker 1: Bryce Jebile women dating, Yes, who doesn't. All of his

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Speaker 1: teachers loved him growing up. Okay. Um, I'm just going

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Speaker 1: to go ahead and come right out and say it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, have you slept with my son yet? I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you must know, no, I haven't, but I definitely

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Speaker 1: am very interested in him, and I do want to

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Speaker 1: take this relationship further. Oh my dear, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm wondering if maybe we have a miscommunication here. When

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Speaker 1: I said the word sleep with, did you think I

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Speaker 1: meant something like making love or being intimate with my son? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's not where I meant. I meant him. Be careful

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Speaker 1: if you do let him sleep over, because he does

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Speaker 1: still with the bed quite a bit, and I can

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Speaker 1: I can recommend some good sheets for you that will

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Speaker 1: make sure that your bed doesn't get all stained and grossed.

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Speaker 1: I've had gets so many mattresses over the years because

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Speaker 1: of him. And I just also wanted to um see

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Speaker 1: if you had any of the ointment appointment well, because

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Speaker 1: he has accidents quite a bit in his sleep. I

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Speaker 1: hate calling it this at his age, but he usually

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Speaker 1: has a little bit of dippy rash and so you

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Speaker 1: have to rub a little bit of disappointment on it

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Speaker 1: every morning. No, no, thank you. I don't think I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be rubbing oint man Brysus dockside every moore. Oh boy,

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Speaker 1: have I have heard this one before. That's always what happens.

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Speaker 1: I meet one of his new girls that he's thinking

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Speaker 1: about dating or that he started dating. And they always

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Speaker 1: say the same thing, and then you know, a few

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Speaker 1: months go by and they're calling me and they're saying,

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Speaker 1: where do I get that oint mash because his diapy

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Speaker 1: rash is eating me out of house at home and

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Speaker 1: I might not be able to pay rent. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: all just sounds like a little too much. I don't

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Speaker 1: want a kid right now, and it just sounds like, no, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you need to plan on getting pregnant

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Speaker 1: so quick. I also had him get a vasectomy when

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Speaker 1: he was fourteen. What, yes, I did. I took him

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Speaker 1: down to Mexico and paid a doctor. I do a little. Yes,

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Speaker 1: they don't do it here in the States. You've got

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Speaker 1: to be older, and he's got to be your own

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Speaker 1: decision and all this pishposh. And I said, the decision,

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Speaker 1: his decision. I'm his mother, and he's never going to

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Speaker 1: grow up and have a baby and move out of

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Speaker 1: my house. So they don't worry about having a baby

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Speaker 1: with him anyway. It Yeah, that wasn't so much my concern,

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Speaker 1: but now that's an even bigger concern. And I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna say it, You're crazy, and I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: be seeing your son, so you can continue rubbing his

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Speaker 1: diaper rush ointment on him yourself and changing his peepee sheets.

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Speaker 1: I'm out. Okay, Well, don't be out just yet. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you it's a prank phone call. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Who did this? Who is this? This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your best friend Ruby set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Ruby, she said that you just started

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Speaker 1: dating this guy. We're telling her how into him you were,

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Speaker 1: and he was super close with his family, So I

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Speaker 1: figured I'd try to be his mom and freak you

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Speaker 1: out about him a little bit. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: was so worried. I was dating a twenty seven year

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Speaker 1: old that's still peece of bed in his diaper rage.

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Speaker 1: So cute my little Bracy, isn't he? Oh my god? No,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks