Speaker 1: Forever like girls at the party, look at that buddy
Speaker 1: again and ah, hey baby, how you doing honey?
Speaker 2: Sweetie? Hey sweetye. What if that was our voice for
Speaker 2: the whole episode?
Speaker 3: Hey sweeetie, love you baby.
Speaker 2: You gotta really get into your nostrils.
Speaker 3: Word love me baby.
Speaker 4: Sweet Hey, sweetie, if you're listening to this, we hope
Speaker 4: you're having your fabulous day.
Speaker 5: Well, the problem, Well, I will say this, Marie.
Speaker 3: I've been told someone gave me a note that I'm
Speaker 3: monotone in that and that you have a lot of energy,
Speaker 3: that you're like a like a cartoon character, and so
Speaker 3: you know, if I'm not into something, I can really
Speaker 3: sound dead on the pot. It was a great note.
Speaker 2: Yes, So how do you feel about that note? Babe?
Speaker 2: Let's dissect the note.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm just I'm just to be a better me.
Speaker 3: So whenever someone gives me a note, now it's constructive
Speaker 3: and I take it for what it is and I
Speaker 3: move forward.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna let it bother me.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you sound a little bit bothered.
Speaker 6: Right now, but off top you brought it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bothered. We I didn't even ask Andrew how he
Speaker 2: was doing.
Speaker 6: You.
Speaker 3: Well, let me just let's start here, so.
Speaker 2: Sydney.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I could see, I could see what
Speaker 3: they're saying. I mean, I've been listening to myself, you know,
Speaker 3: on the podcast for many, many years, and the thing
Speaker 3: is is that I do feel.
Speaker 6: Like I.
Speaker 2: Was more.
Speaker 3: I had better anime like animated voice when we first started,
Speaker 3: and now I think I'm just tired of talking.
Speaker 6: Oh you just signed up to do a new podcast too,
Speaker 6: She's ted talking.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, wait, hold on, hold on. Bill's got
Speaker 3: to get paid, y'all. Okay, Bill's got to get paid.
Speaker 3: Who's going to pay them?
Speaker 2: But reals do have to get paid close to one time.
Speaker 4: Listen, I don't even pay my own bills, Andrew before
Speaker 4: the episode is over, please remind me to pay my
Speaker 4: bills today.
Speaker 6: Okay, cool? Yeah, that's your.
Speaker 2: Only job, I mean, besides everything else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I mean I think that monotone. First of all,
Speaker 3: I'm a professional voice artist, so of course you know
Speaker 3: I'm not monotone.
Speaker 2: I get paid for this, so so do you.
Speaker 3: Technically, But you know, with the with the pod, you
Speaker 3: should just drop all the ads right here, these people
Speaker 3: paying us.
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, yeah, instead of the middle of the episode
Speaker 6: let's go like what.
Speaker 3: Ready?
Speaker 4: I mean, but Andrew, I will say this when I
Speaker 4: listen to the podcast. Sometimes the ads will be like
Speaker 4: in the middle of a sentence that I'm.
Speaker 6: Saying, and it's literally I understand. Random, Sometimes I understand,
Speaker 6: And can I just say, as the producer of this podcast,
Speaker 6: it is very hard to find a point where it's
Speaker 6: like there is a break. You know, it's a compliment
Speaker 6: to you because the conversation is strung along so beautifully
Speaker 6: throughout the entire like hour hour and a half that
Speaker 6: it's hard to find like a break to be like, Okay, here's.
Speaker 3: An ad, Well, you know what today this week, this episode,
Speaker 3: let's while we're talking today, find the perfect place to
Speaker 3: throw to a break?
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, you're just really yeah. You know.
Speaker 3: The crazy thing is that on my new podcast, they
Speaker 3: just tell us where to do a break after twenty minutes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I don't want to be like that. I
Speaker 6: don't want to be like, you know, dare you?
Speaker 4: How dare you come on this podcast to talk about
Speaker 4: yea new bitch?
Speaker 6: This is yeah the producer at the new show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my other podcast, they do what like this, ah.
Speaker 3: Yo, Marie, like hold on. So they were like, so,
Speaker 3: I guess this is I don't know if you're gonna
Speaker 3: cut this out or whatever. Let's just bleep it. But
Speaker 3: we got something something for that other podcast or whatever,
Speaker 3: and it's for me to like do press or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's so, you know, the woman is asking me like, so,
Speaker 3: what are you going to say? And I was like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say I have a podcast called the Unofficial Expert.
Speaker 3: And they're like, well, we're not really paying for that.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I mean it's it's a credit.
Speaker 3: It's much fun. You're getting written up for the other
Speaker 3: podcasts and you're saying that you're gonna mention the Unofficial
Speaker 3: Expert on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean I don't hate that, but that doesn't make
Speaker 4: that doesn't betrayal feeling any worse, any better.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck both of you. It's just it's no making
Speaker 3: you guys feel good.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter what I do.
Speaker 3: M Well, you didn't sound amount of tone, theres you went,
Speaker 3: all the way you hit your to that point settled tonight.
Speaker 3: When I feel attacked, that's when my voice goes.
Speaker 2: Up up up, Yeah, I think you hit a whistle tone.
Speaker 5: Variah Carrey, Yeah, exactly m hm.
Speaker 2: So let's talk about did we finish what we were
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 5: It's finished, it's done, it is finished.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: So this weekend I made some weed butter and I
Speaker 4: baked some cupcakes on Saturday, some gorgeous cupcakes.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I had half of a cupcake before I started
Speaker 2: this podcast today. Just now not maare okay. I've been
Speaker 2: eating cupcakes literally since Saturday.
Speaker 4: But I like, I'm a giver, so I was giving
Speaker 4: them to people. My cousin got some cupcakes. Carolina got
Speaker 4: some cupcakes, and I gave her like two or three
Speaker 4: in a ziploc bag. And today she called me to
Speaker 4: about her husband didn't know there was weed in the
Speaker 4: cupcakes and he ate one of the.
Speaker 2: Cupcakes, and she's like, this is your fault.
Speaker 3: Carolina is two for two of the men in her
Speaker 3: life a second go under going in her refrigerator and
Speaker 3: getting high by a mistake for the first time.
Speaker 2: So that let's talk whose fault is this, because it's.
Speaker 5: Not mine, it's it's no, it's absolutely hers.
Speaker 3: I get I brought it over, so you know, I
Speaker 3: was the liaison of the cupcakes, and you know it
Speaker 3: was in my container, and it's not like a weed container.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just like a clear, you know, tupware thing,
Speaker 3: and it doesn't say weed, it doesn't have a big
Speaker 3: old w on it. So niggas no, it's it's tainted.
Speaker 3: And she instead of I don't like tinted, let's say enhanced.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's enhanced.
Speaker 3: It's enhanced these enhanced cupcakes. Instead of her eating it
Speaker 3: when I gave her, which was several days ago, so
Speaker 3: many days ago, she left it in the refrige. When
Speaker 3: even in the refridge, it's up for grabs for anybody,
Speaker 3: I would say. When I was living in my old apartment,
Speaker 3: when I had a roommate or whatever, sometimes we would
Speaker 3: argue about, Like I love something, I said, listen, if
Speaker 3: you don't eat it after the first day or night,
Speaker 3: it's up for the It's the house's stuff now anybody
Speaker 3: who walks in, it's ours.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, that's is that how you feel about people's
Speaker 2: leftovers in the rooms?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 2: If I bring some food, okay, let me.
Speaker 4: Let's let's reminisce when I went to like when I
Speaker 4: used to go to like Olive Garden or like TGI
Speaker 4: Fridays or like places like that.
Speaker 2: And then you got your little doggy bag, your little
Speaker 2: uh chicken out Freido or whatever in the fridge and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, when I get home from school or
Speaker 2: when I get back from the gym, i'ma heat It's
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 4: And your dad already ate it, or your brother already
Speaker 4: ate it, or your mother threw it away.
Speaker 3: Because my mother would be like, what is this? What
Speaker 3: is this in my refrigerator? She would just like toss things.
Speaker 3: But like, that's like the ultimate betrayal.
Speaker 4: I think that's worse than leaving your original podcast to
Speaker 4: start a new podcast.
Speaker 3: I think, oh my god, Marie, Okay, if this is
Speaker 3: the inside joke that we want to have amongst each other,
Speaker 3: so be it.
Speaker 2: So be it.
Speaker 4: Friend, No all jokes aside it does.
Speaker 2: It is devastating. Your world is rocked.
Speaker 4: You've been thinking about this food all day or for
Speaker 4: several hours, and then you get home and you're like, well,
Speaker 4: did I put it on the second show?
Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, When I used to live with when I
Speaker 3: used to live with Adrian, it would happen all the time.
Speaker 3: I would bring something in and then if I didn't
Speaker 3: eat it that night, the next day.
Speaker 5: She would go and put it in a little bag
Speaker 5: and take it.
Speaker 3: Can marry her, marry our way down to work and
Speaker 3: for somebody who's paying all of the rent. What I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say, Oh, oh, you're gonna take my shrimp terioki
Speaker 3: to work the job that's providing us a roof over
Speaker 3: our heads. What am I gonna say? And there was
Speaker 3: times where I would be fucking pissed because I'm like, Yo,
Speaker 3: did you really eat that donut? Like it was a
Speaker 3: half a donut? That means there was another half for
Speaker 3: me to eat? Why'd you do that? Right?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Sonny, you was doing half donuts.
Speaker 5: Half donuts half.
Speaker 2: I was watching it.
Speaker 3: I was watching my sugar. That's when I was in
Speaker 3: a different place in my life, right right, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you weren't trying to lose that foot right now. Now,
Speaker 3: I'm all in. I'm all in when it comes to diabetes.
Speaker 4: One hundred fifty percent steak in diabetes. Okay, So I
Speaker 4: don't think that one day is another. You gotta give
Speaker 4: me like a full twenty four hours of sitting there
Speaker 4: before you you can grab it.
Speaker 6: I think, well, what sticks out to me is like
Speaker 6: that she didn't put a label or anything like, not
Speaker 6: even like a sticky note or anything. I think that's
Speaker 6: where she major faux pa.
Speaker 4: You know, she should have just told him they talked
Speaker 4: to each other every single day, Babe, don't eat this.
Speaker 2: This is drugs.
Speaker 3: You don't do drugs. But also, if I was him,
Speaker 3: I would not trust fucking anything.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't trust a thing in that refrigerator.
Speaker 3: After seeing her dad and after seeing I mean even
Speaker 3: hard on her wedding night, she was liddy, liddy kitty
Speaker 3: so liddy boots down, hitty chitty bang bang. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: I just wouldn't. I would not take anything there without asking.
Speaker 2: He was like, well, what if the kids had eaten this?
Speaker 2: And it's like Carolina.
Speaker 4: Carolina doesn't have any kids, but he meant like her
Speaker 4: niece or her nephew.
Speaker 3: They don't. They don't live in the same state anymore.
Speaker 3: They're in New Jersey.
Speaker 2: Well I didn't.
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to put a whole IMDb on the pod,
Speaker 4: but okay, Sidney, her dad doesn't live in her house,
Speaker 4: in her building, and he helped himself to several glasses
Speaker 4: of that weed tea.
Speaker 5: So it's like, and that's the problem with men.
Speaker 3: Y'all need to stop putting y'all hands on things that's
Speaker 3: not yours. That's it beautiful segue into what I want
Speaker 3: to say. Speaking of men putting their hands where they
Speaker 3: don't need to be. Let's talk about Jamie Spears. Okay,
Speaker 3: why great?
Speaker 2: Why is he the conservator? Conservator?
Speaker 6: Conservator?
Speaker 2: Why is he the person that's in charge of stuff?
Speaker 2: Where is Lynn? Where is the muffa? Where is Jamie Lyndsby?
Speaker 3: I think Lynn, this is how I'm looking at it.
Speaker 3: I think Lynn was like, I don't want to take
Speaker 3: away her rights.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be the person in charge because
Speaker 3: I know that this is not what she wants. So
Speaker 3: it's like, bitch, you fumble this bag. You could have
Speaker 3: just taken it over and then Brittany tells you what
Speaker 3: she wants, and then you keep it pushing. Now you
Speaker 3: got this this bootcut jean uh you know, bad cut, haircut,
Speaker 3: wearing AutoZone T shirt, wearing middle of them all boondocks,
Speaker 3: bubble bubble vest with no sleeves, wearing man just I
Speaker 3: don't even know if he wears a wife beater. He's
Speaker 3: the just type to beat a wife without the wife
Speaker 3: beater on.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well this might be a great place for
Speaker 2: a break. Actually, yeah, maybe it's not.
Speaker 6: No, it literally has to come in thirty minutes in
Speaker 6: that's request, all right.
Speaker 2: Yes, for the perfect place for me to put it
Speaker 2: where I will put it.
Speaker 6: Okay, we'll find it. I'll let you know, I said, Okay,
Speaker 6: let's talk about meat, speaking of beaten.
Speaker 3: So we love all that beaten of the meat that
Speaker 3: we do.
Speaker 6: Fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I watched the documentary last night, and I knew
Speaker 4: it was going to be sad. And the craziest thing
Speaker 4: for me about all of this is this is this
Speaker 4: was all happening during our lifetime. Like we we were
Speaker 4: here for the hair shaving thing, we would hear for
Speaker 4: the umbrella in the car that like all of that stuff.
Speaker 2: And now it's like he's he was in charge of
Speaker 2: like all her decisions and like.
Speaker 3: Twelve motherfucking years.
Speaker 4: Twelve year and it's like, if you're saying that you're
Speaker 4: helping her and she's saying she don't want you to
Speaker 4: do it, which she is cool with somebody else doing it,
Speaker 4: you gotta go away.
Speaker 3: He can't he there's no way you know how much
Speaker 3: money that man is making and God, God knows what
Speaker 3: he's doing with it. I think he's paying people so
Speaker 3: that he can stay in position. And they probably got
Speaker 3: her drugged up, so she's all loopy doopy, but she's
Speaker 3: still like she knows that she doesn't want him to
Speaker 3: be taken over her estate.
Speaker 4: But the but the mother's argument about like not want
Speaker 4: she knew Brittany didn't want to be you know, she
Speaker 4: don't want to be responsible for everything, and blah.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: The dad wasn't even there for most of her life.
Speaker 3: That's what I don't understand. That's what I'm That's what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Like they weren't even there when she signed
Speaker 3: her record contract, her record deal.
Speaker 4: They were in Louisiana, and it's like, okay, that's cool.
Speaker 4: But the mother made up went to sacrifice so she
Speaker 4: could be the pop star that she used today.
Speaker 2: And people were like, yeah, butha mom was trying to
Speaker 2: get her to be on TV when she was like
Speaker 2: six or eight. Her mother put her in the limelight.
Speaker 2: It's her fault. It's now it's the mother's fault that
Speaker 2: she is famous, that she is successful.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, now people need to just calm down, right,
Speaker 3: Like if you see your kid and you see that
Speaker 3: they're passionate about something and you think this is what
Speaker 3: they really want to do, then you're gonna You're gonna
Speaker 3: sit there and be like, let's work out a plan
Speaker 3: to get you to where you want to be. And
Speaker 3: I think at that time, Lynn wasn't thinking about the
Speaker 3: backlash and all the complicated stuff that goes with being
Speaker 3: a celebrity. No, they're in East bumblefuck.
Speaker 2: They have no idea.
Speaker 3: They are country through and through. I don't think they
Speaker 3: know about this other world. All they know is, oh,
Speaker 3: my baby could sing are we and the mall every
Speaker 3: other day? And now she has like crowds here that
Speaker 3: are fans, let's go, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: But I think them being from the South and being
Speaker 4: from a small town, it doesn't even matter. Most people
Speaker 4: don't know how the entertainment industry works. Most people have
Speaker 4: no idea, you know, like what is behind it. But
Speaker 4: also they didn't expect her to blow up how she
Speaker 4: blew up. She was the only female pop star out
Speaker 4: like that at the time.
Speaker 2: And then we got Genieana.
Speaker 3: Yoyata rub me the Right.
Speaker 4: And she had a crazy childhood too from what I remember,
Speaker 4: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: When I was younger, I was like, I want.
Speaker 4: To be a I want to act, and I would
Speaker 4: like cut things out of like magazines to give to
Speaker 4: my mom and she'd be like, yeah, when you graduate.
Speaker 2: From college, you can go to this audition. And he
Speaker 2: was like, but I be old, m h.
Speaker 4: And my parents were like, you have school, and I
Speaker 4: was like, but I could have been All Broadway or something,
Speaker 4: and they're like.
Speaker 5: And look at us now. I mean, well, look at me.
Speaker 5: I'm old and there's still time.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, Sidney, you would you do Broadway if somebody
Speaker 4: wanted you to do something All Broadway?
Speaker 3: Would because I need to be able to have edits.
Speaker 3: You know that I have to do things flawlessly every
Speaker 3: fucking night.
Speaker 5: Get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2: Don't have to be they don't have to be flawless
Speaker 2: every night.
Speaker 6: Explicitly by both of you that you don't like anything
Speaker 6: cut out of this podcast, so I'm not oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because this is this is the medium where we
Speaker 3: can just be ourselves. A play is words that someone
Speaker 3: wrote and you need to memorize that.
Speaker 6: Ship got it nicely.
Speaker 3: The difference, Yes, yeah, Andrew, this is this is uncut, unfiltered, unedited.
Speaker 2: This is the real Raw Unofficial Expert Podcast.
Speaker 3: But I used to do play when I was little,
Speaker 3: and I liked doing them. I would do them again.
Speaker 3: I would do a play again.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying no Shakespeare or nothing like that, but
Speaker 2: like I would do.
Speaker 3: A play and I would sing too with my dry
Speaker 3: ass voice. Yeah. Unfortunately. I mean, we're just gonna gonna
Speaker 3: chalk it up for if they're doing this to a
Speaker 3: you know, a fan favorite, a pop star, celebrity icon,
Speaker 3: I mean, everybody is obsessed. If they're doing this and
Speaker 3: she's white. If they're doing this to a white woman
Speaker 3: with all the money in the world, there's no hope
Speaker 3: for us. There just isn't. If they're talking about free
Speaker 3: Brittany outside her estate. You think we can free the
Speaker 3: niggas that's in jail right now?
Speaker 4: Come on now, No, I don't know what we can.
Speaker 4: They're not done that for them.
Speaker 3: I mean, s it's Kim Kardashian West, she can free
Speaker 3: niggas from jail.
Speaker 4: Well, what the hell was I just about to say? Oh,
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know. I don't understand how it
Speaker 4: got so bad. Where was the team from the beginning.
Speaker 4: It just seemed like somebody dropped the ball at the
Speaker 4: beginning of the Hope Britney spears.
Speaker 3: Everybody, everybody and we and we suck as a society.
Speaker 3: We suck. When when those tabloids were like a huge thing,
Speaker 3: it was disgusting. It was just so nasty that we
Speaker 3: thought that, Oh, yeah, I want to see a paparazzi
Speaker 3: get in between Lindsay Lohan's legs while she's coming out
Speaker 3: of her car so we could see her fucking firecrotch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we want that photo. We want that photo.
Speaker 3: We want somebody passed out on the side of their
Speaker 3: Maserati with coke coming out of their nose. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: want to see that. That that's the shot, the money shot.
Speaker 2: Paparazzi.
Speaker 4: They're kind of like leeches on there, and it's the
Speaker 4: the more famous you were or are, I guess, the
Speaker 4: more valuable photos of you are worth. So like watching
Speaker 4: her get out of her car or like try to
Speaker 4: drive away in her car, she couldn't. They're standing in
Speaker 4: front like trying to take pictures.
Speaker 2: Brittany over here. That's wild. Plus, she definitely had postpartum.
Speaker 5: She had the things that was going on with her kids.
Speaker 3: Listen, if we were all celebrity, I'm sure somebody has
Speaker 3: dropped their fucking baby and a freaking whole food.
Speaker 5: Stop it.
Speaker 2: Don't do that.
Speaker 3: Like, yes, yes, I.
Speaker 4: Dropped a baby in a whole food, but I don't
Speaker 4: hold people's kids specifically because I always feel like I'm
Speaker 4: going to drop their baby and then get called a
Speaker 4: month for it.
Speaker 3: So okay, well that's your friend. But like, yeah, and
Speaker 3: she would always wear those like thick ass platform sandals
Speaker 3: that just all goofy and goofy. Yeah, the platforms like
Speaker 3: a wedge sandal. Yeah, the like the sandards you get
Speaker 3: from like hot topic. Like of course of course she's
Speaker 3: dropping her baby in those. Yeah. So like but we
Speaker 3: were just way too hard on her, and then now
Speaker 3: everybody want to come back.
Speaker 5: Can be mad at Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 3: Don't do that.
Speaker 2: We've been mad at Justin time.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, but it's just like either we
Speaker 3: take this man down or let it go. Take it
Speaker 3: take him down or let it go. Because every year
Speaker 3: there's like, and you did this to Da Da and
Speaker 3: you and what about Janet?
Speaker 5: Okay, so he's coming out with a new album, are
Speaker 5: you gonna buy it?
Speaker 3: Or not, like, are people?
Speaker 4: Are people still even buying albums? Can Spotify is? I
Speaker 4: was gonna say Spotify is, it's not. But I'm not
Speaker 4: buying an album.
Speaker 2: What do I have? A record player?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I got You're right?
Speaker 5: Was the last showing my age?
Speaker 2: Sidney? What's the last album you bought? Andrew? YouTube's the
Speaker 2: last album you purchased?
Speaker 6: All the way through? I mean like I have I
Speaker 6: mean I don't have Spotify, Apple Music. I know that
Speaker 6: I'm not as cool as the rest of you, but yeah, no,
Speaker 6: it's like, who's buying anything any music?
Speaker 2: Right? I'm paying for it to live on my phone.
Speaker 3: I don't need a physical copy. I don't need I
Speaker 3: don't need to read the credits the book. Do they
Speaker 3: even put a book in a CD anymore? I don't
Speaker 3: think so.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why if you think, if you think you're
Speaker 3: gonna sit up on Rihanna's Internet and expect that bitch
Speaker 3: to give us an album, you're fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: Okay, she's not.
Speaker 3: Going on tour. She's like, I'm making money from makeup lingerie.
Speaker 3: Close Honey, you the one the last time you You're
Speaker 3: the l I L I A A is gone.
Speaker 4: Yes, but the but the Fendy clothing thing is on hiatus,
Speaker 4: so she might have time now to do that album.
Speaker 6: She's already done it, like she tweeted like over like
Speaker 6: a year ago that it's like done.
Speaker 3: You know, she just doesn't want to release it yet, right,
Speaker 3: So what's she waiting on for them? For them to
Speaker 3: jump justin Timberlake outside of them all, Like what are
Speaker 3: what are they waiting on?
Speaker 2: Sidney? Are you team justin or not?
Speaker 3: Like like he's given you know, hostility like in sync
Speaker 3: fan girl?
Speaker 2: What were we talking about here?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not a fan of him. I'm not a
Speaker 3: I'm not like he don't pay my bills. But I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, like, when it was time to have Janet's back,
Speaker 3: where were we now that how many.
Speaker 2: Years is this now?
Speaker 5: How many years?
Speaker 4: When you say when you say have Janet's back, what
Speaker 4: do you mean? Because I didn't like him even before that.
Speaker 4: So when you say have Janet's back, how are we supposed.
Speaker 2: To have her back? We were supposed to murder justin
Speaker 2: Timba Lake, I mean hold that thought. This is a
Speaker 2: perfect time break? Yes, okay, yeah, that's where the break is.
Speaker 2: Now we're back Okay, well that was gorgeous doing the work.
Speaker 3: What's that? Uh? What's that album he did with the
Speaker 3: The Sex Sex Light Sense, Uh Suits or something?
Speaker 2: It looks like he's at the optomologist or something.
Speaker 5: He's there's like a disco.
Speaker 6: Ball and he's you're talking about two different ones, Maray.
Speaker 6: The one that you're talking about was like maybe twenty twelve.
Speaker 6: The one that Sydney is talking about was like early
Speaker 6: two thousands.
Speaker 5: What album is that the one that I'm talking.
Speaker 6: Let me see. I'm checking in my Apple Music Future
Speaker 6: Sex and the Sure Sex.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a fucking good ass album. I'm not
Speaker 5: gonna lie.
Speaker 3: I have never listened to her. Justin Timberlake album in
Speaker 3: My Lemon Set the Moon. No, Sidney, No, I.
Speaker 6: Agree with Sidney.
Speaker 2: I agree with Sydney.
Speaker 6: I agree with See. I think I think we would
Speaker 6: be lying to ourselves and we said that he didn't
Speaker 6: put out good music.
Speaker 2: I mean his music.
Speaker 3: You see this, You see this is the problem, Sidney Brandy,
Speaker 3: what have y'all done? We should have canceled you not
Speaker 3: doing the work. You still listen to his music. You're
Speaker 3: singing it here.
Speaker 2: He is the.
Speaker 3: Beige r Kelly Free Brittany.
Speaker 4: In my opinion, R Kelly doesn't get played at my house,
Speaker 4: and neither does Justin Timberlake agreed.
Speaker 6: Since when? Since when did you like cut out justin Timberlake.
Speaker 4: I never liked Justin Timberlake because I was a Backstree
Speaker 4: Boys fan as a kid.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's it, that's your reasoning. I never liked
Speaker 3: him then when not for his appropriation. Then when the
Speaker 3: Jannel Jackson thing happened, I was like, well, I already
Speaker 3: don't like him. Then when they were like, oh, but
Speaker 3: you know he's a good dancer, I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't like anything that he's doing with his shoulders.
Speaker 4: And then they were like, oh, but with the curly hair.
Speaker 4: He's kind of half black, and I was like, I
Speaker 4: don't see it. I was never here for anything that
Speaker 4: he did. I just I've never liked him. I don't
Speaker 4: even like his films. Okay, he was in a film, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he does movies.
Speaker 2: Sometimes.
Speaker 5: He was in Broke Back Mountain.
Speaker 6: No, where'd you come up with that from?
Speaker 3: Why did I think that he was in Broke Back Mountain?
Speaker 2: Sidney? Did you see Broke Brack Mountain?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Listen free, Justica Bill Free Jessica Bill. If you think
Speaker 3: she's over there, she's not hostage.
Speaker 6: She is.
Speaker 3: She does had another baby, apparently exactly hostage.
Speaker 6: But you're keeping tabs on her.
Speaker 2: We didn't even know that she was pregnant.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not keeping.
Speaker 2: Tabs on her. It popped up on my Twitter feed
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you one thing. I'm not keeping up
Speaker 3: with any of these uh bad back in Alabaster people.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing anything that m bad back in Alabaster.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm, bad back in Alabaster.
Speaker 6: You're saying it alive? Am I supposed to write this
Speaker 6: down as like the title or something.
Speaker 2: Write down, but also write down because that will also
Speaker 2: be the title. I stand by that as well.
Speaker 4: But imagine going out with somebody years ago, and everything
Speaker 4: that you do after that people bring back to that relationship.
Speaker 3: Woof. That's why I'm glad that the people that I
Speaker 3: date non motherfucking factors, no offense. Adrian is the only
Speaker 3: one that matters, but everybody else, nobody. He's bringing up
Speaker 3: when I dated the guy from that band Dragons of
Speaker 3: Thin Zinth.
Speaker 5: Nobody is mentioning that.
Speaker 3: Andrews unfamiliar with this. I dated somebody in a band
Speaker 3: named Dragons of Zinth. I was obsessed with this man.
Speaker 3: I but you know what, I haven't heard anybody speak
Speaker 3: of him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, am I sposed to be right now, I don't
Speaker 6: know who.
Speaker 3: This is a Patreon episode that I'm that. I'm am
Speaker 3: I supposed to be gagging, like, oh my god, Dragons
Speaker 3: of the Patreon members are key king right now. They're like,
Speaker 3: all we knew about this five months ago. L O okay,
Speaker 3: so were they?
Speaker 2: Was it a rock band? Because in my mind is
Speaker 2: given like black people Blink one eighty two? Is that
Speaker 2: Dragons of Zinth?
Speaker 3: I don't know, girl. I was on a lot of
Speaker 3: Strawberry Dakers, and you know, I was like, this is
Speaker 3: this is man is the best thing from sliced bread.
Speaker 3: But it was like, you know, black rock or something
Speaker 3: like that black Schoolhouse rock. I don't know, just looking
Speaker 3: up look at.
Speaker 2: Jazz music.
Speaker 5: It was no, it was like a little bit of
Speaker 5: it was like a little bit of Lenny Kravitz. My god,
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's him him. I haven't seen him
Speaker 5: in years?
Speaker 3: Which one with the fro Okay, now people are gonna
Speaker 3: look it up and they're like, is that the was
Speaker 3: that the first search yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well this is the first photo. But I mean
Speaker 6: he still has the frow. Wait, no, there's no brother.
Speaker 3: That's his brother.
Speaker 2: It's giving. It's giving black guy peas when when Fergie
Speaker 2: joined Energy Nada.
Speaker 3: Everybody, I need you to this is a good old
Speaker 3: time to take another break. I need you to go
Speaker 3: on Google and no, no, Google Dragons of Sin and
Speaker 3: you're like, oh wow, Sydney's X and then you'll be
Speaker 3: like Google Now I know I was just gay, right,
Speaker 3: but google it while this ad plays right here. Okay,
Speaker 3: but I love that people are not just bringing up
Speaker 3: like I can live. The only time, the only reason
Speaker 3: when I don't live is because if someone mentions Adrian,
Speaker 3: which for a long time, people were in my dms
Speaker 3: like how's Adrian? You haven't mentioned her, blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, you haven't heard that. I've been
Speaker 3: very sad and depressed and looking for a home. You
Speaker 3: weren't listening. Yeah, we're not together anymore. But other than that,
Speaker 3: I mean, none of these none of these niggas are
Speaker 3: rent free in my in my head, I'll tell you
Speaker 3: that much.
Speaker 4: It is wild how people will like know a piece
Speaker 4: of something about you and then like, have no issue
Speaker 4: with asking you about the person that A I'm not
Speaker 4: speaking about no more to or B whatever letter number
Speaker 4: I'm not, they're not.
Speaker 2: On my page anymore.
Speaker 4: So for you to for you to have the gall
Speaker 4: or the audacity to slide in my DMS and be like, well,
Speaker 4: how's this person that you ain't being posted?
Speaker 2: They're good y'all together? What happened?
Speaker 4: It's like, first of all, you have to understand that
Speaker 4: you're not the only person that's sending that message or
Speaker 4: thinking that, So like scroll back a couple of weeks
Speaker 4: and see where you stop seeing them and.
Speaker 2: Know that they're not together no more. People are so crazy.
Speaker 3: And when I tell you that, like you let people
Speaker 3: in a little bit and they want to take the
Speaker 3: whole autobiographic book. They want to take they want to
Speaker 3: take the whole book. You give them a page and
Speaker 3: they're like, yes, give me everything. And it's like, just
Speaker 3: because I let you in a little bit, that doesn't
Speaker 3: give you the right to note other things that I
Speaker 3: haven't mentioned.
Speaker 2: Know, yo, being a celebrity, it has to be like hard.
Speaker 3: It's the comments, the comments that people leave. I read
Speaker 3: them because you know, I have time and I'm and
Speaker 3: I Sometimes I'm very like I look at the things
Speaker 3: that I write on people's pages that obviously are blue
Speaker 3: checked and famous, and they don't know me, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: half the time I'm being funny and I'm like, I
Speaker 3: hope one day they'll remember this comment.
Speaker 5: But for the most part, it's.
Speaker 3: Like people are just fucking weird. They're weird, and it's like,
Speaker 3: these people want privacy and decency like everybody else.
Speaker 4: Listen, there's a couple people who don't want decency and privacy.
Speaker 4: Let's the Kardashians. Don't want nobody's privacy. They will call
Speaker 4: paparazzi and be like, we're going we coming down fifth Yeah,
Speaker 4: be there.
Speaker 2: They will. My daughter painted this thing. It's like that
Speaker 2: look like Bob Ross did it.
Speaker 3: Anyway, whatever, Oh, don't you do that to North North
Speaker 3: he did that, she did that painting.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, these are people who want attention. And
Speaker 3: people are like, you're bullying her daughter, and it's like, no,
Speaker 3: we're judging Kim because the family. I mean, if you're
Speaker 3: Chris's daughter, the apple does not fall far from the tree.
Speaker 3: You you will do everything that you can for us
Speaker 3: to talk about you.
Speaker 2: And we are.
Speaker 6: But she did get like big mad in response to
Speaker 6: people saying that she did not paint that painting.
Speaker 2: Don't you dare? Yeah, disrespect my daughter like this?
Speaker 4: And it's like, yes, if I was rich and I
Speaker 4: had I was taking private paint lessons, then yeah no.
Speaker 6: But it's entirely Bob Ross. I mean, I don't like
Speaker 6: there's a question about.
Speaker 4: That, right, yeah, But somebody on Twitter like or TikTok
Speaker 4: like debunk ditch. Her mom is like the art teacher,
Speaker 4: and every kids same thing when they.
Speaker 2: First start working with her. So I don't know, But Sitney,
Speaker 2: what were you just saying? Because I was gonna trying
Speaker 2: to respond to it, and I forgot.
Speaker 7: What it was.
Speaker 3: I was just saying that some people like they deserve
Speaker 3: like privacy when they can get it, and it's like,
Speaker 3: nobody owes you anything. I don't care how many books
Speaker 3: you've bought, how many years you supported, Like you don't
Speaker 3: own these people. And that's the thing about like Brittany,
Speaker 3: It's just at that time people thought that they deserved
Speaker 3: a piece in her life. They deserve to know what
Speaker 3: the hell was going on, what drugs she was on,
Speaker 3: you know, Kevin Fetterline and all that whopropraa. It's just like, no,
Speaker 3: she was just a young girl, twenty four bitch, twenty wild.
Speaker 4: Because I was reading about that today and I was like,
Speaker 4: she was twenty five? Was she already had them two kids?
Speaker 4: That's a different twenty five than I feel like, you know,
Speaker 4: most of us experienced. But I watched the interview that
Speaker 4: she did and she's like wearing sandals, she's chewing gum,
Speaker 4: she rolling her eyes at Matt Lower, which you know
Speaker 4: he deserved. But they were trying to cancel Diane Sawyer too.
Speaker 2: They were like, eh, Diane Sawyer. For just every interview
Speaker 2: that Britney did, they were like, well, who are you dating?
Speaker 2: Do you have a boyfriend?
Speaker 4: From the time she was a little kid to now,
Speaker 4: like when she was like six seven eight doing TV things,
Speaker 4: they were like do you have a boyfriend? And it's like, iwase,
Speaker 4: please move your face away from my face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I mean these people have been those type
Speaker 3: of journalists for years. You're just now seeing that interview
Speaker 3: and being disgusted. Get the fuck out of here. All
Speaker 3: these people are always asking that question and you're like, oh, yes,
Speaker 3: be fucking messy, you know, I mean, I.
Speaker 2: Guess like when Whitney used then, was it also Diane
Speaker 2: Sawyer or yes? And she was like, is it crack?
Speaker 2: Whitney is it? Is it crack? And Whitney was like
Speaker 2: Greg is for four people or whatever? She said, crack
Speaker 2: is whack. I'm rich, I'm very rich.
Speaker 3: And I was like, that sounds like somebody who's on crack.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, those questions you do want people to ask.
Speaker 4: But asking somebody about they do they.
Speaker 2: Have a boyfriend?
Speaker 4: Asking a woman, any woman, any woman in entertainment, anytime
Speaker 4: she's on a red carpet or she's doing something. They're
Speaker 4: asking about her clothes, they're asking about when she wants
Speaker 4: to have children, and they're asking about her dating life.
Speaker 2: That's it. They don't talk to male celebrities like that.
Speaker 3: You were asking if people were asking Michael B. Jordan
Speaker 3: if he's dating somebody. Don't do that. If you're hot,
Speaker 3: people want to know if you're in a relationship. They
Speaker 3: want to see me.
Speaker 2: Sure, it's not the same, though, you know it's not
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 4: There's multiple interviews that Rihanna is doing and people ask
Speaker 4: who she's dating or who she's bringing to the Harry
Speaker 4: Prince Harry's wedding, and she's like, she shuts it down immediately.
Speaker 4: I'm an artist and I'm sensitive about my sheet. They're
Speaker 4: not asking Michael B. Jordan on the red carpet of Creed.
Speaker 4: Every reporter that he stops to speak to about who
Speaker 4: he's talking.
Speaker 3: To, They're like, how did you get in shape?
Speaker 2: What was your thought process? What is project? They don't
Speaker 2: treat women female celebrities like that. It's not the same. No,
Speaker 2: it's not the same.
Speaker 3: But I'm also I'm I'm also just like if you
Speaker 3: are like a sex symbol or something that people are
Speaker 3: are there in there, you think they're asking ugly celebrities
Speaker 3: who they're dating. No, ste they're not asking who are
Speaker 3: you with the spend the holidays with the point point blank.
Speaker 3: They're just not. But if you are on the carpet,
Speaker 3: you got your abs out, I mean, the clavicles are popping,
Speaker 3: teeth are white. They're like, so we see, we see
Speaker 3: that person behind you. Is that your date tonight? Yeah,
Speaker 3: They're gonna ask.
Speaker 4: And and whatever they can ask, and if the person
Speaker 4: wants to respond, they will or they won't. But the
Speaker 4: way that they hyper sexualize women and then get mad
Speaker 4: at women for being sexy. A lie, Chloe Bailey. It's
Speaker 4: like you can't have it both ways. But also watching
Speaker 4: that Britney documentary, I was like, oh, she was a trailblazer,
Speaker 4: like she was the original kind of like virginal, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like she she did the Miley
Speaker 4: Cyrus thing before Miley Cyrus was Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 2: Like she did it before Arianna did it.
Speaker 4: She she had to kind of grow up and go
Speaker 4: from being a kid to being an adult making music
Speaker 4: for adults, and people were like, well, my kids listen
Speaker 4: to you and this is offensive. And it's like, well
Speaker 4: you kid, what like it's not my job to raise
Speaker 4: your ugly ass kids.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it's just a point blank but like it depends.
Speaker 3: It's like when you come out in your whatever age.
Speaker 3: I mean the thing that like Madonna was doing sexy,
Speaker 3: sexy music from Jump, the thing is that Madonna has
Speaker 3: been looking forty five since she started. So insuld for
Speaker 3: the past, but compliment for right now, yes, I mean,
Speaker 3: I mean she has a one of those timeless faces.
Speaker 3: How about that's that's a compliment, no shade.
Speaker 6: Her current man is like what like twenty two or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, she loves a young man. Young, she loves
Speaker 3: a young gentleman. And you know, if she wants to
Speaker 3: suck the blood of Christ, I guess, do you boot?
Speaker 4: If she wants to suck virgin poolboy blood, that is
Speaker 4: her business. I just like, I just can't imagine what
Speaker 4: a twenty two year old has to offer me. But
Speaker 4: if I was older and rich, then maybe just to
Speaker 4: say that I bagged a twenty two year old. Look
Speaker 4: at me and my boy. He don't even know how
Speaker 4: to read.
Speaker 2: I'm teaching you.
Speaker 5: No that, I mean, both of us just having issues
Speaker 5: with a paragraph.
Speaker 3: I'm all set on that. But yeah, I definitely, I definitely.
Speaker 3: Oh you know, I still have my young hot guy
Speaker 3: that comes and cleans my apartment, And yeah, I could.
Speaker 3: I could see why people are like, yeah, I want
Speaker 3: to date somebody young. I don't want them to really
Speaker 3: talk too much, but like their essence them, their energy
Speaker 3: around makes you feel like, oh, I'm hip, I'm cool.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: Yes, if you say I'm hip, then you not hips.
Speaker 2: Is nobody hip? Oh this sounds real.
Speaker 3: What's the generation above us? I don't know, friend, I
Speaker 3: don't know generation above us? The only generation I know,
Speaker 3: it's boomers. The only generation I know is BCBG generation.
Speaker 3: That's the only thing I know.
Speaker 4: Well, apparently gen Z said that skinny jeans are out,
Speaker 4: and if you wear skinny jeans.
Speaker 2: Still that you you're a millennial, and that's disgusting.
Speaker 3: I'm not listening to anybody who's not paying my motherfucking bills.
Speaker 3: So y'all could say what's in and out around and about,
Speaker 3: you could kiss my ass. I'm buying whatever is on
Speaker 3: sale at she hands. So if it's skinny jeans, if
Speaker 3: it's boot cut it, if it's bell bottoms, if it's
Speaker 3: the with the with the ass out chaps, I'm buying it.
Speaker 3: So whatevers listen.
Speaker 4: If it looks good on my body, yeah, you can
Speaker 4: afford it, and it's not dry clean only, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: wear it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't look at these lists. They're stupid.
Speaker 4: No, it's not list, they're just like they they've just
Speaker 4: been dragging millennials on TikTok apparently, and.
Speaker 2: People, you know, millennials are like, wait, what, we're not cool?
Speaker 2: And gen Z is like you we dance like this
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 3: The hell you know, Yeah, making fun of skinny jeans
Speaker 3: right now because none of us can fit them. We
Speaker 3: can't fucking fit the jeans anymore, Like make fun of jeans.
Speaker 3: Why are you wearing jeans right now? It's all about
Speaker 3: the lounge wear. We're all about a pant that's like
Speaker 3: very soft, very stretchy. Not a seat through legging that's tacky,
Speaker 3: but like a lounge you know, something a little layers
Speaker 3: to it.
Speaker 4: Right, We're here for a matching set, a soft pant.
Speaker 4: We're here for, you know, something that doesn't have zipper
Speaker 4: on it. If I got to zip something, I'm not what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want something that I can get up and
Speaker 3: go to the door, get my packages from the ups
Speaker 3: man and he doesn't see my whole ass whole from
Speaker 3: the seat through fabric.
Speaker 5: You know, I would love that.
Speaker 3: Or I would love something that I can like casually
Speaker 3: walk around the block in but also take a nap
Speaker 3: on the couch. I'm not asking for much.
Speaker 2: I had to explain to my manager what house clothes
Speaker 2: were the other day and I almost fired her. I said,
Speaker 2: you don't you'd what? She was like, every time I
Speaker 2: leave my house, I have to come in and I
Speaker 2: have to change my clothes.
Speaker 3: And I was like yes, girl, you don't want you
Speaker 3: don't want street wear on your fucking couch and bedding.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 2: Girl. She was like what, And I was like, sis, Andrew,
Speaker 2: do you know what house clothes are?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean I feel like I just like get
Speaker 6: like fully naked when I get through the door because
Speaker 6: I don't want anything touching anything, you know.
Speaker 3: Right, you just you don't on you know that like
Speaker 3: baby T shirt or them like leggings or whatever whatever.
Speaker 3: You got booty shorts on over there, but I didn't.
Speaker 3: I don't understand how you wear. People think that you
Speaker 3: got to put something on and just wear it for
Speaker 3: the whole day.
Speaker 6: The worst. Some people think it's okay to like sit
Speaker 6: on a bed.
Speaker 4: And when you say when you say when people which
Speaker 4: people you say like to sleep on your bed? I
Speaker 4: mean sit on your bed?
Speaker 6: Are you trying to ask a racial You know.
Speaker 2: We know the answer.
Speaker 6: Then okay, listeners, do your words? You know what they're
Speaker 6: talking about?
Speaker 3: Anyway, Andrew, Marie, So, any any updates, any personal updates
Speaker 3: of yours about my life and what I'm not going
Speaker 3: on in two ways? No, not really, I mean, I
Speaker 3: just you know, I feel.
Speaker 4: Like all I've been doing is given, and I feel
Speaker 4: like I'm just going I'm just trying to have a
Speaker 4: good time.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to actually eat some steak tonight. Perfect
Speaker 2: place for events, steak.
Speaker 6: It's like the sixteenth break of the episode.
Speaker 3: We're helping you. We're helping you. Boo boo.
Speaker 6: I really appreciate it, and really, I.
Speaker 2: Hope you're taking note.
Speaker 3: Be best podcast to produce in the whole fucking world.
Speaker 3: The Unofficial Expert.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, I didn't. I didn't do anything today. I
Speaker 4: had a whole list of things I wanted to accomplish today.
Speaker 4: And I woke up and I was in my bed
Speaker 4: and I looked at I said, oh, I've been up.
Speaker 3: For an hour, still laying here. And then I was like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go out. I haven't been outside in two days.
Speaker 5: Girl, it's so hard to go out. It's so I
Speaker 5: look out.
Speaker 3: When I walked to the door and I look outside,
Speaker 3: I'm like, why, why, why is there such thing as outside?
Speaker 3: And I go back in and I sit on my
Speaker 3: couch and I'm fine. And this is exactly why I
Speaker 3: can't fit a fucking pair of genes to save my life.
Speaker 3: I am getting so thick the ass. The cell you
Speaker 3: light on my ass has mature.
Speaker 6: Show us, No, don't be so offended. You've shown worse
Speaker 6: on on this what's worse are you?
Speaker 3: Are you saying the things on my body is worse?
Speaker 3: I'm saying, are you talking about Andrew?
Speaker 6: Maybe I misspoke?
Speaker 5: Maybe you fucking a damn rights?
Speaker 3: Andrews said, why won't you show us your cellulight? He
Speaker 3: watched you take your box break exactly.
Speaker 6: You no even worse. You literally got down to like
Speaker 6: sit on the toilet one time in front of Marie
Speaker 6: and I do.
Speaker 2: You remember that, Sidney? Sidney's on the toilet so often?
Speaker 6: I think you'd like the laptop like on the Saint counter.
Speaker 3: Maybe about anybody on this call right now, y'all, you
Speaker 3: are blessed to see any crevice or whole that I
Speaker 3: have available, So you're you should be. People would pay
Speaker 3: you money to tell them what my whole looks like?
Speaker 2: Sidney the energy get you giving off this week?
Speaker 6: Can your whole look like other than a whole?
Speaker 3: Like I don't understand you sound just like a gay man,
Speaker 3: and good for you. But if you're interested in the whole,
Speaker 3: it's a lot of things.
Speaker 6: It can look like okay.
Speaker 4: I mean I personally have been complimented on my booty
Speaker 4: Me too, Marie anytime, me too.
Speaker 2: This week I'm oh, you were on a zoom.
Speaker 6: Call earlier recording the other podcast.
Speaker 3: On a FaceTime and I was told that it's very beautiful.
Speaker 3: And you know, I'm I'm proud that I do what
Speaker 3: I can. I do what I can for the for
Speaker 3: the butt stuff. Okay, for the butt stuff. Sure, hashtag
Speaker 3: for the butt stuff, Andrew. Has anybody ever commmented jumble?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Yes, it's nice, but I just don't understand like
Speaker 6: a nice booty hole, like.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's sounds like somebody who don't have an
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 6: I'm not the one looking at the booty hole for
Speaker 6: the most part.
Speaker 3: Bottoms rock bottoms that okay, so that's the title rock
Speaker 3: bottom anyway, rock bottom.
Speaker 2: Listen. Honestly, I'm gonna throw in beautiful booty hole.
Speaker 6: I like that.
Speaker 2: Beautiful booty hole feels good to me. It sounds like
Speaker 2: a like a John Mayer song or something like that.
Speaker 6: Absolutely so.
Speaker 2: So, Sydney, you're doing the work. I am.
Speaker 3: I am. I you know I have looked at it
Speaker 3: on different occasions and angles, and it's like yeah, when
Speaker 3: it looks good, it looks good.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I'm still amazed at the things that people compliment me on,
Speaker 4: like the the amount of things that people could ever
Speaker 4: compliment you on. First of all, you have such a
Speaker 4: beautiful booty, hall what you have great nail beds.
Speaker 5: I told you about your nail beds.
Speaker 2: I love them.
Speaker 4: You have great hands too, Yeah, that that's always That's
Speaker 4: a weird compliment for me because I have like scars
Speaker 4: on the.
Speaker 2: Back of his hand. So'm I was like, what and
Speaker 2: is usually dry?
Speaker 4: Yesterday I posted a picture and like I tilted my
Speaker 4: head back and somebody complimented me on not having any nosehairs.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, I was like what. They were like, Oh,
Speaker 2: that nose is bald, a beautiful bald nose.
Speaker 3: And I was like, who oh, they're.
Speaker 2: Strange shade zooming. I was like, is there's thing in there? No,
Speaker 2: it was bald.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So when people compliment you on things that you that
Speaker 4: is unexpected, what do you Guys usually say thank you?
Speaker 2: Or do you say what?
Speaker 6: I remember there was there was a guy that was
Speaker 6: over my apartment like a year or two ago, and
Speaker 6: I was in the middle.
Speaker 2: Of quote quote unquote, yeah, it was not.
Speaker 6: It was not recently. I can no, it was not.
Speaker 6: I am I am abiding by the CDC. That's okay, okay, fine,
Speaker 6: you're doing some like investigative journalism, come on, Dian. But
Speaker 6: I was like in the middle of uh, they were
Speaker 6: in the middle of speaking when I was taking off
Speaker 6: my socks, and they just stopped in their tracks to
Speaker 6: to really just take in my foot. There were just toes.
Speaker 6: They were just really blown away, which is it's nice.
Speaker 6: It's like, wow, you're blown away by my feet, but
Speaker 6: it's like a little weird. It's like the nose here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little bit weird.
Speaker 4: But when somebody that you're about to sleep with compliment
Speaker 4: you your feet, they probably gonna suck your toes.
Speaker 2: And that's like, well did he say?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, let me tell you.
Speaker 2: I am a feet connoisseur.
Speaker 3: I love a good feet, and you have long You
Speaker 3: have a long foot. Your foot is long, your your
Speaker 3: toes are long. I've seen your feet. You put it
Speaker 3: on the gram really, yes, yeah, you don't know. You
Speaker 3: don't see the stuff that you post. You don't remember,
Speaker 3: oh y.
Speaker 6: Keeping on my feet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Oh.
Speaker 6: There is this one picture of my foot. Yeah, you're
Speaker 6: absolutely right.
Speaker 3: I'm into it.
Speaker 2: Well, damn, I gotta go on Instagram. Look at this foot.
Speaker 2: I don't even like feet. You guys are crazy. But yes,
Speaker 2: Sidney is. She's a photographic memory when it comes to feet.
Speaker 3: I love him.
Speaker 5: I I suck my girlfriend's toes mm hm, as you should.
Speaker 5: They're very nice.
Speaker 2: She got nice toime.
Speaker 3: I do appreciate her feet, but she wears socks all
Speaker 3: the time, so like I'm always like, can you take
Speaker 3: them off?
Speaker 5: And I feel like a creep take your socks off?
Speaker 3: Like it's just weird.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I don't like to keep their socks on.
Speaker 6: It's it is weird. It's just commit.
Speaker 4: I mean, if we're in the house and I'm walking
Speaker 4: around barefoot and stuff, yeah, I'm up with some socks on,
Speaker 4: but like to get in the bed or to like
Speaker 4: cuddle with somebody, I don't necessarily need my socks. But
Speaker 4: you could just take her socks off. You don't have
Speaker 4: to tell her to take them off.
Speaker 2: Is that just so Marie?
Speaker 3: You could just be like you could matter of fact,
Speaker 3: next time you want to take your girlfriend socks off
Speaker 3: us your mouth sis like a garter belt, like yes,
Speaker 3: at a wedding, I miss her. It's just like fuck,
Speaker 3: what the when the hell am I going to see her?
Speaker 3: It's just long distance is hard. I think long distance
Speaker 3: is so easy when you're like young, because you're just
Speaker 3: like the only issues you have is like, oh, you're
Speaker 3: so far away. I hope I don't cheat on you now.
Speaker 3: It's like you're so far away.
Speaker 5: I hope I don't die.
Speaker 2: No, that's not.
Speaker 4: I think long distance is hard regardless. I feel like
Speaker 4: a relationship that's like happy for the most part. You
Speaker 4: spend as much time as you can together. So when
Speaker 4: it's long distance, you gotta like schedule it, plus the
Speaker 4: time zone difference, plus like you can't like just like
Speaker 4: bring them with you to your friends, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, Like small like run, let's run to the
Speaker 4: store together, Like little things like that that you know
Speaker 4: they do in all the rom com movies. They're walking
Speaker 4: to Akia together, They're going to Bedbeth and beyond. Like,
Speaker 4: you can't do that when you're in a long distance
Speaker 4: relationship unless the person is visiting them or you're visiting them.
Speaker 3: I seriously, I just want to freaking ugh. I'm not
Speaker 3: even gonna say I'm not even gonna say, oh, I
Speaker 3: want to cuddle. I want to be with her, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, sweet stuff, you know what I mean, Just
Speaker 3: be next to you and like be on my phone,
Speaker 3: you know, like that's all I want, Marie. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you know how much I love you.
Speaker 3: But every time I'm with you, I'm on my phone.
Speaker 3: That's how safe I feel with you.
Speaker 2: I just want to be next to you, ignoring you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Does she yell at you for being on your phone
Speaker 2: too much? Or does she comment on it?
Speaker 3: No, I think we kind of like look at each
Speaker 3: other and we're like, Okay, that's enough, We've done enough.
Speaker 3: Let's just let's chill. It's not we don't need to Okay,
Speaker 3: we've done this too much. Now let's move on. So
Speaker 3: it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 2: It's she's she.
Speaker 3: Never gets on me. It's not like, damn, get off
Speaker 3: your fucking phone. You know, like we understand each other
Speaker 3: and it's it's great. We do know that being on
Speaker 3: our phones is a problem, and I think that's the
Speaker 3: best couple.
Speaker 2: She's on her phone a lot too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just looking at looking at stories, just dumb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, But also this is a sign
Speaker 2: of the times. We we're a lot less busy now,
Speaker 2: so we have time to scroll for mad hours.
Speaker 4: But hopefully, God willing or whatever, God you brave you,
Speaker 4: but hopefully we will not end this year the way
Speaker 4: we started this year because I got stuff I want
Speaker 4: to do. I got outfits that I want to put one,
Speaker 4: I want. I have things that I want to be
Speaker 4: overdressed for. I want to have a party for my
Speaker 4: birthday this year, Like I want to have a birthday party.
Speaker 4: So it's like, come on one, let's go shop. Chop yeah,
Speaker 4: double mask, get the backs.
Speaker 2: Then let's go back outside.
Speaker 3: I see it. I see a bright future for us. Friend,
Speaker 3: I'm not worried, you know, but I just I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm in a rush for things. I know they're
Speaker 3: not going to go back to normal. I know for
Speaker 3: a fact that they're not going to go back to normal.
Speaker 2: But I just.
Speaker 5: I want to be able to have like a normal
Speaker 5: meetup with the people I love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a nice little meetup for your birthday,
Speaker 2: the four of us. That was nice. It was nice,
Speaker 2: and it felt like pre COVID times.
Speaker 3: It did. But it's still you know, and then we
Speaker 3: went back the next day and we were like, we're
Speaker 3: in this, We're still here, and.
Speaker 2: It's just like the next day was rough.
Speaker 5: I just want you to know, like I can't squirt
Speaker 5: when there's a pandemic going on.
Speaker 3: I just can't.
Speaker 2: Interesting some of us don't.
Speaker 6: Have that hang up neighbors like debunk that during the pandemic.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, No, she didn't say. She didn't say she
Speaker 2: can't scream. She said she can't.
Speaker 6: Okay, are they not synonymous? Coming from a gay man again?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Sydney, didn't you squirt during the pandemic? Did
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 3: I did one time, and I'm something about my vagina
Speaker 3: and knows that the pandemic is still going on and
Speaker 3: it won't happen, and I want it to come back.
Speaker 2: Maybe you guys just need to spend.
Speaker 3: Like maybe you guys. It's not you guys. I want
Speaker 3: to be able to squirret on my own, on my
Speaker 3: own time. Okay, Oh well I don't think that. I
Speaker 3: m if she watches you, can you squirt by yourself?
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not gonna say what happened recently. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna leave that for the Patreon, but.
Speaker 2: Yes, look at look at Carolina's high ass in the background,
Speaker 2: like we don't.
Speaker 5: Have work to do, Carolina, there's just no respect.
Speaker 4: She just Sidney asked her from a skal on a
Speaker 4: scale from winter ten, how said, on a scale from
Speaker 4: one to ten, how high are you? She wants to
Speaker 4: know how high are you?
Speaker 3: She says she's an aider in line. But the way
Speaker 3: she's swaying, I'm gonna say eleven. The way this bitch
Speaker 3: is swaying the body saying, did you did you go
Speaker 3: to sleep? What's going on up there? Did you guys
Speaker 3: have sex?
Speaker 6: He did?
Speaker 2: They have high edible sex?
Speaker 6: Shift?
Speaker 3: Hammaday is curl. He's in a fetal position. He's just
Speaker 3: he's too high. Damn he's holding he's holding himself while
Speaker 3: he's stop it stop, no, no, well, let me let
Speaker 3: me Sidney.
Speaker 2: Don't you don't have to scream, Sydney, you don't have
Speaker 2: to scream. Stop.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I mean my cat was trying to eat my salmon. No, friend,
Speaker 3: I don't have any oil. Remember we we had that
Speaker 3: issue on skin cook there was no oil.
Speaker 4: Let's wrap this up in a nice, neat little bow
Speaker 4: for these people. How are we gonna close out the
Speaker 4: beautiful booty whole episode.
Speaker 5: The beautiful, beautiful booty who.
Speaker 2: The beautiful Booty whole episode.
Speaker 3: I will say that, you know, fuck, we're getting into
Speaker 3: We're going into another motherfucking month and who.
Speaker 5: I'm like, girl, we're going into March.
Speaker 3: Do you know that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That is the one year anniversary of the pandemic starting,
Speaker 2: the lockdown starting.
Speaker 3: I can't, I can't. I can't believe this shit.
Speaker 2: We've been doing it for a full year. How when when?
Speaker 2: What was the other flu the other pandemic that happened
Speaker 2: like one hundred years?
Speaker 6: I feel like it was longer.
Speaker 2: Was it ten years? How many years was it? Because
Speaker 2: I don't have ten years.
Speaker 3: I don't, not one bit. I don't have it in me.
Speaker 3: And I was like, Marie, remember when we used to
Speaker 3: use do the podcast and touch each other.
Speaker 2: Whooh yeah, and you would look at people's feet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like it's not happening here. Hun, it's
Speaker 3: wild and crazy. It is, it really isn't it.
Speaker 5: It hurts, It hurts, like I just.
Speaker 2: Is this your ending? You don't know? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: Here's the high note. Here's the high note. Here's the
Speaker 3: high note.
Speaker 5: High note is.
Speaker 3: Marie every time I see you on Instagram, I kind
Speaker 3: of forget that we're friends and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: who is bad bitch? She hot? And then it's you
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh, okay, god damp, goddamn for two
Speaker 3: seconds for a very close sister of mine, it's gross.
Speaker 2: Goddamn is the new bad God damn that's the title.
Speaker 5: Goddamnp I like that, God Damp.
Speaker 2: That's merch.
Speaker 3: God damn, god Damp.
Speaker 2: I love it. That's good. I wrote it down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Marie, you've been looking better and better every time
Speaker 3: I see you, and.
Speaker 2: It's it's great. Wow, thank you for calling me ugly in.
Speaker 3: The now for you're never I appreciate your never ugly.
Speaker 3: You just you're you're aging like fine wine what?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Sam know that that's thank thank you. It's true.
Speaker 5: You posted a video and I was like, look at
Speaker 5: our titties.
Speaker 3: They are full.
Speaker 2: Wow, Sidney.
Speaker 3: Trying to lower me on and on a high note. Okay,
Speaker 3: when it's up, When it's up, and it's up.
Speaker 2: The song is weird, but we're here for.
Speaker 6: It's I feel it's like way too short, like the
Speaker 6: like by the time I'm getting into it, it's over right.
Speaker 2: We don't even know what she's talking about on the
Speaker 2: song that's the that's the bar.
Speaker 3: If you had a to, if you had a twin,
Speaker 3: I would let y'all run a train. I'm like, never
Speaker 3: felt that way. Never. Yeah, I've never been like this
Speaker 3: man is so hot that I want two of him
Speaker 3: inside of me.
Speaker 2: Mmm. Interesting, Well maybe this year will be the year
Speaker 2: of of dp's.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think summary. I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't really, I don't see that for you, don't.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't see that for me.
Speaker 2: So you know I thought that.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, maybe me Marie and you know
Speaker 3: our partners will have an orgy. But I just feel
Speaker 3: like we're too close.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you know if listen, I just got to
Speaker 2: send a text.
Speaker 3: Friends, Marie, when you have a stunt with a woman,
Speaker 3: maybe maybe we can talk. But I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 5: I don't think we want men allowed to be honest
Speaker 5: unless they're paying for things.
Speaker 2: Well, we did have a gentleman pay for lunch.
Speaker 5: We did, and I was like, thank you.
Speaker 3: I should have ordered dom. I should have got Don
Speaker 3: Perry on for the for the for the group. We'll
Speaker 3: get some dom on the houset.
Speaker 2: Should order some jobs, Order some Jobs.
Speaker 5: That's a good title too, Should we order some domb?
Speaker 3: Oh? Man, we are really going hot today.
Speaker 6: I know with the odd breaks and titles that you
Speaker 6: were really just doing the job for me.
Speaker 2: So good.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, before we go, let's what are the topics
Speaker 4: that we're going to talk about on the Patreon this week, Sidney,
Speaker 4: Let's let's get let's get our topics together for that.
Speaker 3: What I want in the next six months?
Speaker 4: Okay, next six months? Mm hmm oh am, I turn.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna talk about Uh, I'm gonna talk about the
Speaker 4: type of guys that you date that when you're with
Speaker 4: them or you're not with them, they're like, oh what
Speaker 4: are you doing?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you guys want food? Should I send y'all lunch?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: It's very hot. Let's talk about men doing many which
Speaker 2: we love.
Speaker 3: We had some fun titles that we've been saying in
Speaker 3: conversation but not on the podcast, but a gay gave
Speaker 3: it to me. It is a good title, fun funky
Speaker 3: for the closure, dead or shamed. It's just these are
Speaker 3: just titles that we've said in conversation that I'm like,
Speaker 3: we're dead.
Speaker 4: Or Sidney was like, call me immediately after you do
Speaker 4: this thing, and I was like, well, if I don't
Speaker 4: call you, I'm either dead or ashamed.
Speaker 2: So dinner ashamed.
Speaker 3: That's so good. We should talk about that on the
Speaker 3: pod on the Patreon.
Speaker 5: Are you guys signing up?
Speaker 3: Are you signing up for the Patreon?
Speaker 6: Who said that you don't have vocal range? The way
Speaker 6: that blast up? That was great?
Speaker 2: What the project? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Kanishat Monotone, Nisia said it.
Speaker 2: Kanisha our sugar?
Speaker 6: Who was she our next good like or scamming?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: She's it was like it was like she was making
Speaker 4: lists on a restaurants and she was getting bills paid.
Speaker 2: Bougie she was, yes, yeah, I love that for us. Well, guys,
Speaker 2: that's the end of the episode.
Speaker 6: I need to remind you Marie that you need your
Speaker 6: bills to get paid.
Speaker 3: Pay my bills, my bill, them bills bills. I don't
Speaker 3: think you to see and up through. Okay, can you
Speaker 3: guys give I'm sure there was like a weird, a
Speaker 3: weird zoom delay. But Andrew, can you dark child now? Nine?
Speaker 3: My name my name? Okay, I need you guys to
Speaker 3: do me a solid though, for real, for real, where
Speaker 3: are the reviews? We need more? We need more reviews,
Speaker 3: we need more comments, more engagement. I mean, the way
Speaker 3: people notice us is if we're on the chart.
Speaker 6: And that's the Oh I saw the other day. I
Speaker 6: was looking through your tagged photos and I saw that
Speaker 6: Gena Davis, this is one of the podcasts that she enjoys.
Speaker 6: Gina Davis from Thelma and Louise. You're Fromillia. She ted
Speaker 6: unofficial expert. Yeah she listened or I don't know. She
Speaker 6: attagged unofficial expert.
Speaker 3: Was her niece using her Look at the post, right,
Speaker 3: her niece must have been using.
Speaker 6: The Okay, it's the Black History Month, Watch read and
Speaker 6: listen and what to listen to. It's one of three
Speaker 6: podcasts that to listen to.
Speaker 3: So look at that.
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, oh.
Speaker 3: Gena Davis founded by Gena Davis. Our institute is ending?
Speaker 3: Is this really her? Is this a fan page?
Speaker 6: No, it's verified. So it's like Gena Davis's account, like
Speaker 6: Susan Sarandon follows it and Ava Duberne Lenis Morris.
Speaker 2: Okay, so Susan Sarandon might be listening to this.
Speaker 3: What do you do with this? The Sue Ava.
Speaker 2: Okay, you see this, but we haven't even got We're
Speaker 2: not Hollywood.
Speaker 3: We are just hanging out with I'm like, look at
Speaker 3: this on the list for the gods.
Speaker 6: The Gina tagged us in like two is the creator
Speaker 6: of Reddit. Serena Williams's husband also less.
Speaker 2: Yes, I remember that.
Speaker 4: We are the reason why why the game stop stock
Speaker 4: went all the way up them two weeks ago because
Speaker 4: of our podcast.
Speaker 3: That's true. That's true.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 3: Wow. I mean we're we're silent killers and it's fine.
Speaker 3: You know, people are not trying to give us the
Speaker 3: press that we deserve. Go ahead, be my guess.
Speaker 2: All right, you gotta go. I think Sidney got some
Speaker 2: that copy.
Speaker 3: This is definitely from an intern. Okay, it just says
Speaker 3: happy Black History Month with a like a heart.
Speaker 6: Just take it.
Speaker 3: Okay, we were on the list with Chloe and Hallie Money.
Speaker 2: Okay, hey we're on the list. Yeah it should say.
Speaker 3: There it is.
Speaker 4: Thank you all right, guys. Well, I hope you have
Speaker 4: a fabulous week. Happy like his three month again.
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