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Speaker 4: And he Welcome to Hollywood Handbook, Gil Gil at Excited's

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Speaker 4: Guide to Kicking Butt and seeing Gil and talking to

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Speaker 1: And Gil, you you build your character's bottom up, and

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Speaker 2: That's how they did it. That's I mean like this

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Speaker 3: Lots of stuff going on.

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Speaker 2: What was the date, Kevin that we last spoke to Gil?

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Speaker 1: When did we talk to Gil? So just give us

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Speaker 1: It's a little bit stinky. It's a little bit peromoni ish, right,

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Speaker 3: It's and the like the waiter usually goes does this

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Speaker 3: Sort of erotic if you I don't know, I mean

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Speaker 2: But if it falls on the ground while you're doing it,

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Speaker 3: Everywhere exactly it stains. Yeah, I mean think about that,

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Speaker 1: And I don't any of it. It's all to me

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I get scared that that's the joke that like

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Speaker 3: So I'm so I'm talking about I believe it's a

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Speaker 3: You have had shark DNA. When did you have shark DNA.

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Speaker 1: So I went to a very nice hospital and I

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Speaker 1: basically said, Cedars. You know, it's it's near Cedars, it's

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Speaker 3: I just.

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Speaker 6: Like took it, you know, to get yeah, just reiled it.

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Speaker 6: Just fucking shwacked it. Man, just took it all in

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Speaker 6: shack and it was well, this is this is Sharona. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: So.

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Speaker 3: It's a sweet white wine basically, and I only know

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Speaker 2: You're so okay, this is uh, this is just like

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Speaker 2: about is sprite remix, sprite remix. Yes, you're about spright Remix. Yah,

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Speaker 1: Sprite Remix, Yes, has this very buttery, sort of light

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Speaker 3: Well it doesn't have it doesn't have bubbles. Spright Remix.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends on when you open it.

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Speaker 1: I most of my sprite Remix is aged. Uh, you know,

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Speaker 3: And that's a one. And you would consider that a wine,

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Speaker 1: If the microwaves working, it's you know, the issue for

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Speaker 3: Nothing like those full moon dinosaur nuggets.

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Speaker 3: Moon once a month. Yeah, mm hmm, that's great. That's great.

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Speaker 2: Any is there any other Well, there's pin in the war.

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Speaker 1: I picture it having the fedora pulled out and it's

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Speaker 1: you know, just excuse me, Watson.

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Speaker 2: I think this is Chinatown.

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Speaker 1: I hear. Oh, no, Gil, you didn't.

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Speaker 3: I did this.

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Speaker 2: I didn't get what you were like, what you were

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Speaker 2: had I have had that? Yeah, I will. Based on

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Speaker 2: Shawn's experience, I've been eating a new primary care physician. Okay,

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Speaker 2: My my old one was just well just started straight

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Speaker 3: Did he feel bought her? Did he or she feel bothered?

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Speaker 2: Or I have absolutely no way of knowing, but I

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Speaker 1: Wow, hay hayes. They didn't leave you on red, you

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So I went to my new primary care. So

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Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, he's he's really young. M he's a teenager.

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Speaker 2: He is and how this was around the time. Remember

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Speaker 3: What tea? What age are we talking about? What kind

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Speaker 1: To be eighteen for a while.

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Speaker 7: I don't know about thirteen, but definitely not fifteen, okay,

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Speaker 1: No, so long ago, you know, it was so wild

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Speaker 3: They let anybody do anything, drug and wow, it was moving.

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Speaker 2: They would just be driving it by. They would open

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Speaker 1: They jump out, they go cars ears if you can

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Speaker 3: Drink the drink, brick on the gas pedal, jump in.

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Speaker 3: All right, so they have this stage, all right that

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Speaker 3: Huge baby nut around?

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Speaker 3: Is this the DNA? Is this baby nut?

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Speaker 1: Nut as a phenomenon was.

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00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 2: Oh, that's mister peanuts little everyone, yes, okay, or I

440
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 2: think his like his son reincarnation or something. I don't

441
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 2: remember exactly. All I remember is like everyone is like

442
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 2: very hot for this guy at the time, and I

443
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 2: was like, I can admit now that I was like

444
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 2: very and that insanely jealous.

445
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: Yes, I remember trying to talk to you about just

446
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 1: about anything else and I would say like, are you listening,

447
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 1: And you'd be like, what is this fucking baby nut guy?

448
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: Got that I don't got huh? And You're like sort

449
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 1: of like flexing in front of the mirror, and I'm like, hey,

450
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 1: we really have to figure out because you know, we

451
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 1: have these you know, Gil, we have really long prep

452
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 1: sessions for the past where we go over like all

453
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: the stuff that we might talk about and like make

454
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: our guests really comfortable.

455
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 3: And it's almost tantric. Yeah, mm hmm, well well can

456
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 3: you tell me?

457
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 2: So of course we're saving the nut for later.

458
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 3: What is Can you tell me what it was about

459
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 3: baby Nut that just made you so envious?

460
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 2: Uh? That's what I was trying to figure out.

461
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 1: I have a theory, okay, if I could, I honestly think,

462
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 1: and you might hate to hear this, I think Gil

463
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 1: it's that they were so similar, do you know what

464
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: I mean? When somebody's driving you nuts and you're just like,

465
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: why do people like this guy? And it's like why

466
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: not me? Because I am this guy? And you may

467
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: not even see it in yourself, but I think that

468
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 1: the you know, the people we feel really passionate have

469
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 1: these huge reactions to a lot of times because we're

470
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 1: looking in the mirror, we see ourselves and baby Nut

471
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 1: to me, I mean, I saw Anestley, it was like

472
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,399
Speaker 1: that my friend Hayes and what is what?

473
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 3: What quality about the baby nut did you see in? Hey?

474
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: Small little peanut?

475
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 2: This big.

476
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 3: Just Okay?

477
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 2: So I was going through sort of a wine not

478
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 2: Me moment and I go to doctor Mike Moreau and

479
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, give me, give me his nose. Basically, his

480
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 2: nose is just a little penstroke. It's just a little

481
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 2: like I got this honkin' beezer here. He's just got

482
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 2: a little, just a little pen stroke. I'm like, give

483
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 2: me that, and he's like, okay, crushes up some peanut DNA.

484
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 2: I think it was a peanut. I think it was

485
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 2: a crushed up peanut. And he had me slash that.

486
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, I should say my shark DNA, I do

487
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: believe was shark bites. I think it was melted down

488
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: shark bites. And then there you know that he put

489
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: him through some kind of shredder.

490
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 3: Incredible that I got the job done in terms of well,

491
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 3: you know, I did say I Well, I said pino noir.

492
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 3: So it not peanut DNA. And it's it's a red wine,

493
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 3: a dark wine and supposedly isn't full bodied. I don't know,

494
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 3: what do you think? And I'm not sure what.

495
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: That full bodied? And to me, it's sounding more and

496
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: more like jelly.

497
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 2: What do you mean.

498
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: It's sounding to me like what you're describing. It's made

499
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 1: of grapes.

500
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 3: It's made of grapes.

501
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: Full bodied sounds pretty thick to me, that's sounding like

502
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: it is jelly and you put it on a sandwich.

503
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 3: No, you you definitely put it in a cup.

504
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: I mean, uh, I mean, wow, jelly jar is a cup.

505
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people use jelly, you know,

506
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: jelly jelly glass for well this.

507
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 3: I had a some Molly Ya on the show, and

508
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 3: that's someone who knows about wines. And he was he

509
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 3: poured wine. This didn't look like jelly, Sean. I mean,

510
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 3: he poured this wine into a glass and it flowed.

511
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 2: I mean, it was impossible that he poured something for

512
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 2: you and he said some jelly a, some jelly a,

513
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 2: and I thought that he was a uh.

514
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 3: I it's possible that I got it wrong because I

515
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 3: really don't know wines.

516
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, you've never tried that, so like you're

517
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 2: talking about like you're like you're this like big expert,

518
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 2: so like you've never tried it. You never will you die?

519
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 2: You would die?

520
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 3: I mean it would. I I am allergic? Am I

521
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 3: can I ask a question? Am I being an asshole

522
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 3: right now?

523
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 2: I mean, like I don't know if it's intentional, like.

524
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: Put me on the spot a little bit, because you know,

525
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: and we talked about this in the pre show. But

526
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: we worked so hard to make our guests comfortable, I know,

527
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: so I don't want to get into these comforts.

528
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 3: I don't want to be self righteous about Yeah, but

529
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 3: I really don't know, Wines. I'm just you know, sort

530
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 3: of trying to be the messenger here about this. Didn't

531
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 3: seem like jelly to me, but uh, you know, I'm

532
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 3: also not a jelly.

533
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: Cos that's all you had to say, that's all you had.

534
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 3: That's probably all I had to say.

535
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think what you were doing maybe was showing

536
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: off a little bit, and it's and it probably comes

537
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: from a place of insecurity. Yeah, I don't think, you know,

538
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: I don't think it's fair to say you were being

539
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: an asshole on purpose.

540
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 3: Sometimes that you know, I get a little full of myself,

541
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 3: you know, I you know, I start to uh wave

542
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 3: the peacock feathers around, you know, because I'm insecure and

543
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 3: I apologize.

544
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: It's powerful. He's in this guy who was being a

545
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: raging prick not five minutes ago on the podcast.

546
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 3: Well that's a lot like shit.

547
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: To hear him hubble himself in front of us and

548
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: just say like, hey, look.

549
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 2: He knows he sucks.

550
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 3: Well, that's a lot, guys.

551
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: That says to say that he knows that he sucks.

552
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: Like that's a really powerful moment that we just had

553
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 1: on the show. This should get written up, did Vulture.

554
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: It's been a little while. This is maybe when you're

555
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: going to walk to write up. We don't always request

556
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: that they do this guilt.

557
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 3: But I'm not.

558
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 5: I don't know.

559
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't even I mean, I don't know

560
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 3: if I was. I'm really good at apologies. But you know,

561
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 3: there's been a lot in the news lately, so I'm

562
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 3: trying my hardest to take them take responsibility for how

563
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 3: I speak to people.

564
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, Well you sent and we can just like

565
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 2: get into it, like you sent a hat a little

566
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 2: sample of some wine that we can enjoy.

567
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 3: Now, yes I did. I sent some rose over okay

568
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 3: for you guys. And that's supposedly a mix of both

569
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 3: red and white wines together.

570
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 2: Okay, that's interesting.

571
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so so what I have.

572
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 2: What I have here is Crest Brand Rose, Crest Complete

573
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 2: Multi Benefit Rose. And this kills millions of germs?

574
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 3: Is that right that I mean, if that's what it says,

575
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 3: that's what it does.

576
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: Okay, So I got a slightly smaller one, because I said,

577
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: I don't think you know I'm gonna be able to

578
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: hold up to that. But this also is this is

579
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: crest rose, just in a little tube. And so I

580
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: you know I'm willing to this is tubed eating this stuff.

581
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 2: This wine is tubed. Right.

582
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: And now, when you initially told me you are sending this,

583
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: I didn't know what you were talking about.

584
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

585
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: I thought what you were saying when you said Rose

586
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: was rogue DNA, meaning Joe Rogan's DNA.

587
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 3: But well, why would I Oh, okay, I was gonna

588
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 3: ask why not? Why wouldn't I say Rogan? But I

589
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 3: call him rogue. I forgot about that. I do you

590
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 3: talk about him? I guess you guys are so close.

591
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 3: He lets you call him rogue, rogue, roguester, the rogue man, yeah,

592
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 3: the rogue runner meet me, rogn skate meet me. Yeah.

593
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: But I thought you were saying, you know, Joe Rogan's

594
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: DNA is what you were sending me.

595
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 3: No, Rose, I got the tube.

596
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: I said, this doesn't look like the last time I

597
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: had Joe.

598
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 3: Now you wait, you did have Rogan's DNA. Is that

599
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 3: what you're saying? When because I know, I know Rogan.

600
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 3: I'm close to him, yeah, next time.

601
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: I never met him directly. I mean, I guess I

602
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: met him through his DNA, but he and I have

603
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: the same doctor, dude, de.

604
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 3: Moreau, why'd you just do it? Where'd you you just

605
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 3: went into a jack?

606
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: Why had some of his DNA too? Girl?

607
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 3: That's remark that's crazy. You're just too good at that, dah.

608
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: I needed DNA to make my impressions better.

609
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 3: Whoa well? Tell me about tell me when you had

610
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 3: the Rogan DNA?

611
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: Well, basically, I was mad at Hayes and I wanted

612
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: to kick his ass. So I said, give me the

613
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: toughest guys DNA you can find. Because I had tried

614
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: to kick Hayes's ass and he basically bashed me down

615
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: until I look like freaking baby nut like he he

616
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: just came over the top of me, pounding down like

617
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: a hammer with his fist until I was a tender

618
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: stick it out of the ground like that. Now, I

619
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: just thought, man, I need some skills.

620
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 3: Is this the same as the Is this the same

621
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 3: sort of anger that comes through in the tidepool haze?

622
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 2: Wow, that's so interesting. I don't I don't do what

623
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 2: I do in the tidepool with anger? Okay, I actually

624
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 2: do that with love and a sense of exploration mmm,

625
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 2: love of nature.

626
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 5: Uh.

627
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 2: And I am trying to identify as I'm smashing which

628
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 2: ones in the tidepool are like the bullies bad guys?

629
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 2: Excuse me, had a big glob of wine.

630
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 5: Uh.

631
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 2: So I'll look in there and be like, all right,

632
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 2: is everyone like everyone being every were being cool and

633
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 2: normal in here?

634
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: And one who says, yes, yes that's who you'.

635
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 3: Wow?

636
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, the bullies are tall on themselves, gilmar.

637
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 2: I'll drive an east scooter through the tidepool valued forth

638
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 2: and you.

639
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 3: Can you can still pinpoint which ones are the bullies

640
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 3: with that.

641
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 2: As I'm driving by in a yeah yeah, okay.

642
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: I'm putting the I was putting the rose on my

643
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,760
Speaker 1: lips and it's not bad.

644
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 3: Are you getting a bus?

645
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: This is Joe Rogan's DNA.

646
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 3: Well, oh yeah, finished the So what you had Rogan?

647
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 3: How did you get Rogan's DNA?

648
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 1: Well, I went to doctor Moreau and he said, I've

649
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: been keeping some shavings every time he comes in and and.

650
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 2: Uh, little Rogan shavings.

651
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he scattered those out on the table and

652
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: I sort of He gave me like a fun dip

653
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 1: like liquamate stick, and I licked that till it was wet,

654
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: and then i'd pick up the Rogan shavings and i'd

655
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: and I'd licked those off, and then I hit the

656
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 1: stick afterwards, and I thought, oh, it's gonna make me

657
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: grow big muscles. But you know what, I didn't grow

658
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: any muscles here. I grew him up here. Oh, I

659
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: grew him up here. And Joe Rogan's DNA told me

660
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 1: you can't always beat him with these. And I'm holding

661
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,720
Speaker 1: my fists up, but you could beat.

662
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 3: Him with this smarter, not hard, Smarter not harder.

663
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 1: Pointing up my mind.

664
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so.

665
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: So I went back over his house. I head butt

666
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: him right in the chest.

667
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,919
Speaker 3: Wait, what about I thought I thought you. I thought

668
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 3: you meant out wit.

669
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: My head became so heavy.

670
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's like a kettlebell. Yeah, and listening to

671
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 2: to him, listening to Rogan changes your DNA.

672
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 3: M it does.

673
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 2: I mean, it's basically a vaccine against bullshit.

674
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 3: You know those memes where you're like the head the

675
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 3: person's like sort of head just explodes. That's how I

676
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 3: feel when I'm listening to his podcast. Yeah, you know,

677
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,240
Speaker 3: it's just I'm eye opening.

678
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, it's true. It is like a vaccine

679
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,800
Speaker 1: against bullshit and the bullshit actually can't get you anymore,

680
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: and it stops you from spreading bullshit to other people. Yeah.

681
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, the bullshit was let's be honest to hoax to

682
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 3: begin with, wasn't it.

683
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:44,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, So ultimately, what's so weird about the bullshit vaccine

684
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 2: is it lets you know that you didn't actually need

685
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 2: them and they actually hurt you. That one's good, but

686
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 2: the others are fake. That's right, And it's like try

687
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 2: to control you, not this one. No, this was good, Yes,

688
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 2: the thing you so okay, I know this is hard

689
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 2: to track.

690
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: So his bullshit which actually not bullshit, that bullshit is

691
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: good bullshit and protect you from the other bullshit. So

692
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: would he is saying the thing of this, you should

693
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: do this. That's good because he says right if he

694
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: talked to it. If he says don't do this, that's

695
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: good because he said it right. But I when somebody

696
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 1: else says do or don't do it, you go, well,

697
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: what did But did Joe know you were going to

698
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: say that? Or can I talk to him?

699
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 3: About it.

700
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: I mean because he just you know, he's.

701
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 3: A real guy. He's a real guy.

702
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: I mean, if you remember if you had Comedy Central

703
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: around do some myth, doing some myth, I guess I

704
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: would say nineteen ninety six Evan. Sometimes instead of a commercial,

705
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: they would just show like one of their commercial would

706
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: just be thirty seconds of like us stand up Stanley,

707
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: their best funniest bit, and they would show one sometimes

708
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: be like we're going commercial, No, just kidding, We're going

709
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: to and be like Jim Brewer, you know, fighting himself

710
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: or you know, uh Don Morrero some you know Italian humor.

711
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: But but there was one that would be Joe Rogan

712
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: just saying that he did think there were aliens. And

713
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: I remember being fifteen years old, fourteen years old, whatever

714
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: it was, and really struggling to identify what the comedy

715
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: aspect was.

716
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,479
Speaker 3: Like I was like, I do not see.

717
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:54,479
Speaker 1: I was thinking, I like this guy on news radio

718
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: there does not appear to be a joke. It appears

719
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: this guy thinks there are aliens. And Comedy Central has

720
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: sort of sectioned this off as the best material he has,

721
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: and he would just be talking about that. That's what

722
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: you would watch and then go to commercial. Theny come

723
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: back and you go, oh good yo. Uh, he's gotta

724
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,399
Speaker 1: make a fun of black and white movie.

725
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 3: But but I mean, I mean, that's like he's pointing

726
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 3: out something that no one was willing to say back then.

727
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a vaccine against the book something.

728
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what. That's my man show.

729
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 3: That though those old take those old clips or his

730
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 3: like his.

731
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,919
Speaker 2: The one that him and Doug, that's my man show.

732
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, oh hish his his.

733
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: Uh.

734
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 2: I don't recognize this othern and.

735
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: Frankly I don't recognize Doug either. Mm for me, at

736
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: Manchow only has one host, the rogue runner.

737
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 3: Bepep me me.

738
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 2: So the fox.

739
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, and two juggies yeah, the cool ones. Well,

740
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: some of the juggies suck. Sorry, you know what I

741
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 1: didn't say. So I didn't say Rogan's DNA.

742
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 3: I said. I said, I said rose. Yeah, so it

743
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 3: was a rose. And so that's what I sent you guys.

744
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I put some on my lips.

745
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: I ain't a lot. I'm not gonna have anymore.

746
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 3: Now, can you can? I ask you, guys, because I

747
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 3: haven't ever tasted wine, are you feeling a buzz right now?

748
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 3: Are you? Are you feeling any anything percolating?

749
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: I feel sick from some other stuff that's going on.

750
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 3: Okay, what's do you want to talk about it?

751
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 1: Or I just did?

752
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 3: I mean, he just okay, sorry, now that's okay.

753
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 2: I feel like here he just said, just one second ago,

754
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 2: he said that he feels sick from some other stuff.

755
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I I I'm sorry, I'm being I'm being

756
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 3: a douchebag again, and I I just twice in a

757
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 3: podcast is not cool, and I apologize.

758
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: And the first time you apologize that actually meant a

759
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 1: lot to me. Now and if you recall, I told

760
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: Vulture they should write it up. Now, I'm wondering if

761
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: you think you've got some get out of jail free

762
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: card that your willingness to apologize then just absolves you

763
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:44,240
Speaker 1: of any responsibility to behave in a way that is kind,

764
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: which is the number one important thing on this show.

765
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 3: I mean, you guys talked about it pre podcast, and

766
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 3: I you know, like, I don't know.

767
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: I don't care if the show's funny. I don't care

768
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: if people learn jack shit. I care if we're kind

769
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: to one another on here. That for me that's enough, and.

770
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 2: We're honest and we're accountable, and we're like owning up

771
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 2: to our ship. The Dane episode of Louis, that's it.

772
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,919
Speaker 2: That's our north star.

773
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: None of this cardorless Mencio, Louis nill me the Dane

774
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 1: Louis just kindness obviously without either of them involved.

775
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, maybe I'm taking some of my own

776
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 3: ship out on you guys. And I apologize because you know, I'm.

777
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 2: Hey, we're all kid. You want to talk like you

778
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 2: want to, like, yeah, you said because you want to.

779
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 3: I don't want to say. I don't want to say

780
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 3: I just did you know. I don't want to say

781
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 3: that because I don't want to. But I feel like, yeah,

782
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,879
Speaker 3: that's kind of your thing. But I I I sure

783
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 3: I'll talk about you know, I'm not I haven't been

784
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 3: doing well.

785
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 2: Okay, you're sick.

786
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 3: I'm I'm sick. What kind of I mean like.

787
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 1: Spiritually you throw up?

788
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I'm not going to throw up. Yeah,

789
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 3: it's more of a oh you are you have a

790
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:09,320
Speaker 3: an actual you're actually sick. I'm basically throw up? What

791
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 3: do you what's wrong? I guess you just talked about it.

792
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

793
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: Well, no people whatever, I know, look, obviously you want

794
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: every last detail. It's like people make choices, choice up consequences.

795
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna throw up because of some because of

796
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: the decisions that I made oh earlier to that I

797
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: could have I could have weighed more carefully. No, let's

798
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 1: talk about it. I I put Marinara sauce on a cheesecake.

799
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 3: Uh huh.

800
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: Why I thought it was be good and it was

801
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: really bad, and I uh, some people were watching me,

802
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 1: and they told me not to do it. And then

803
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: I felt like because I had insisted on doing it,

804
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: and they said, you just ruined you know two two

805
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: two things, because.

806
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 3: I would have been on your side if I read.

807
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 1: And we also none of us can eat the cheesecake.

808
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 1: And I said, like good, you know, like because I

809
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 1: want all of it and and I.

810
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 3: Ate all of it.

811
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: And I also was finding stuff in it while I

812
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: was eating it that even regardless of the Mariner sauce,

813
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: I should have probably not finished it. And someone was

814
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: like eggs from like I think the lizard's eggs, Like

815
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: there was like some you know, and and I know

816
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: it was a lizards eggs because then I saw the

817
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 1: lizard wegging them.

818
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 3: It's I mean, you'd think marinara and cheese would go together.

819
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 3: I mean, that's just like when you think about pizza.

820
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: This is exactly what I said before. It's like, that's

821
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: sweet pizza. This is sweetsa this is sweets pizza. This

822
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:14,439
Speaker 1: is pizza sweet, this is good.

823
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 3: And everyone was.

824
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: Going, please don't do it, please don't do it. And

825
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 1: I was like, you're crazy. And I took my first

826
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: bite and I tried to hide it. They could see

827
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: on my face. I didn't like it. Look just forget it.

828
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: Let's just like order something else, you know, like this

829
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: would have been weird for us to have for breakfast anyway.

830
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 3: I mean, and if it did taste good, they would

831
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 3: have been ashamed of themselves. They see. I wish I

832
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 3: could have cheese.

833
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:39,879
Speaker 2: I can't.

834
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,280
Speaker 3: I can't have cheese. I can't even I've never had cheese.

835
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 3: If you die, I will get really sick. I haven't.

836
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 3: I'll have an allergic reaction. Yeah. I can't have cheese.

837
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 3: I can't have milk, any dairy products. Really, I've never

838
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,919
Speaker 3: had wine. I can't have bread.

839
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't have crust either, have crust.

840
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 3: On a pizza I can't have fucking vegetables. I can't

841
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 3: have fruit. My life sucks. It's like I have one

842
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 3: thing that I can eat, and those are vitamins.

843
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're you're being very cage, but like, what

844
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 2: exactly will happen to you? So like I will, I

845
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 2: will if you're not gonna die, Like what happens? I

846
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 2: will get a cold? You get sick with a cold.

847
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I start to become.

848
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: You sneak, I got stuffed up.

849
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 3: I get congested.

850
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 2: You sneeze, I sneeze a cough.

851
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:35,919
Speaker 1: I have a low fever.

852
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:37,320
Speaker 3: I run a low fever.

853
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 2: You have a glass thermometer just like sticky out of

854
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,479
Speaker 2: your mouth, eyes kind of red.

855
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 3: I gotta have a water bottle on my head for

856
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 3: a week.

857
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 2: I'm just then you just hold a blanket around you.

858
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 3: There's like little icicles coming down from my nose.

859
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, starts to fray.

860
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 3: My robe starts to fray. I have I gotta put

861
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 3: my feet in some warm water in a pot from

862
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 3: the kitchen. It's awful. It's like you know when you

863
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 3: get sick. You know when you get sick, and that's

864
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 3: what happens to me. So I can't I basically can't

865
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 3: have any food. I'm I would love to put marinear

866
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 3: on my cheesecake.

867
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 1: No, please don't. I'm gonna throw up from doing it.

868
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 2: He so obviously you can throw up right there because

869
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 2: he had to be embarrassed. But the yeah, he it

870
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 2: was one of those things you will throw up at

871
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 2: some point.

872
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 1: In the moment. I could have thrown up and wanted to,

873
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,919
Speaker 1: but I held it down, and now I am going

874
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: to But now I tried to do it right before

875
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 1: the podcast, and I can't.

876
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 3: Do you think it's cool to throw up? Or is

877
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 3: it cool to hold it in?

878
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 4: Uh?

879
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: I guess I kind of just told you because I

880
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: held it in to avoid.

881
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 3: Them.

882
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, in a different scenario, I think throwing up

883
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,320
Speaker 1: could have been incredibly.

884
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 2: Cool going to a movie and seeing someone on the

885
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 2: screen be disrespectful at any way.

886
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: M h.

887
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 2: What about that?

888
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 1: To say something that like goes against my morals and

889
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: to then throw up instantly, that's cool, you see, that's

890
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: actually cool.

891
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 3: But hold this in this case, in this context for food,

892
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 3: I don't.

893
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: Think there's really any I don't think there's any scenario

894
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 1: you know that's coming to mind where throwing up from

895
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: food is cool. Throwing up from witnessing disrespect, even in

896
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: a filmed piece of art, yeah, is pretty badass.

897
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 3: What about like throwing up from seeing a parent hit

898
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 3: their kid or like.

899
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,800
Speaker 1: Respect, Yeah, I think that falls under disrespect.

900
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 3: That falls under disrespect.

901
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like at some point, like if if you're

902
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 2: really cool, you do it so loud it summons the

903
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 2: police mm hmm, right in their face.

904
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 1: But you're not a narc you know you didn't.

905
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. Let's yeah, you didn't.

906
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: Call the cops.

907
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 3: You barked in their face.

908
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 2: You threw up so incredibly loud that the police had

909
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 2: to come. And yeah, it's sort of a subtle way

910
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 2: of calling the cops. And people do it in different ways.

911
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 2: Some people can do it just naturally. The way some

912
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,760
Speaker 2: people do it is completely silent.

913
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

914
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 3: Now you just turn around suddenly and you're like, oh

915
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 3: my god, Yeah, that was quick.

916
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 2: That was so fast. It was completely silent the.

917
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: Way I do it though, I'm a screamer. Are you

918
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 1: gonna know when I'm getting there?

919
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 3: You're yelling and throat and like hurling at the same time. Yeah,

920
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 3: is it quick or slowed?

921
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: Is it?

922
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 3: Is it like a stream or.

923
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

924
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 3: Oh you have you have that much control?

925
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 6: Ohyah, your bomb Okay, it's like the Belagio, like like

926
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 6: the Blastio fountains.

927
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:26,800
Speaker 1: Yeah wow yeah, No, I mean I'll basically do a

928
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: choreographed routine to Frank and the boys.

929
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,399
Speaker 3: Well call me Carl Reiner because I'm pretty amazed right now.

930
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 2: He was really really blown away by those fountains. Here's

931
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 2: a guy who I thought had seen a lot.

932
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 1: No, right, you never know what's going to do it

933
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 1: for people you have no idea, don't because you look

934
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: at Carl Reiner and you'd think, well, what would really

935
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: you know, what would really knock his socks off? I

936
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: don't think I would have put the Bolagio fountains in

937
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,959
Speaker 1: the top ten if I made a list, and boy

938
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: money on that bet.

939
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 3: Yo. He was mess blown away. I heard they had

940
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 3: to cut that scene down too. I heard that was

941
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 3: like a ten minute scene. He wouldn't stop ranting and

942
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 3: raving about.

943
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: The he wasn't in the script, the scene wasn't in

944
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:21,800
Speaker 1: the movie. Really get him to set. They said, we

945
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: needn't we need to do something to wrap up this guy.

946
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: You know this this section of his story, and we

947
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 1: can't get him inside the building to film any of

948
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,879
Speaker 1: the stuff. We were crazy because he's known to bring

949
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: the cameras to him.

950
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 3: He's known as a nice guy. And to think about

951
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 3: him saying, fuck you, I'm watching this fountain. That's crazy

952
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 3: to me.

953
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,879
Speaker 1: Yeah. And he and such a professional, you know, he's

954
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: been in the business forever. But I think he was

955
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: just that he it was that impactful for him to

956
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 1: see him and so.

957
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 2: You know, Carl passed. Of course he did this, Yep,

958
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 2: he did.

959
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:58,720
Speaker 3: Went to the funeral.

960
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 2: I went to the service, yes, which they held at

961
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 2: the fountains outside the Blagia.

962
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 6: Oh.

963
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 3: Wow.

964
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: They spread his ashes and and oh he was cremated.

965
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:17,800
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yesh, maybe not entirely.

966
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 3: What do you mean, like half of his body was buried.

967
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:24,399
Speaker 7: Yeah.

968
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 1: I think some people it was one of those nobody

969
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: could make up their mind what to do.

970
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 3: And I think, you know what I think I heard

971
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 3: about this. I heard his head was cremated and his

972
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 3: body was buried.

973
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 1: Is that right? That would make sense because they did

974
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: have they the urn was wearing little like scoogas goggles,

975
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 1: scooga goggling masks. So I think that was supposed to

976
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: represent like this is dude's face and head and and

977
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 1: the coffin was really heavy. It was really heavy to

978
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 1: have just been in the head. They said, well, yeah,

979
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: was put into the fountains.

980
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 3: Everything was thrown by He really fell in love and

981
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 3: just went for it all.

982
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

983
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 3: Was it beautiful, Hayes, How was it? How was the service?

984
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 2: It was really nice. The song was That's what I

985
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 2: Like by Bruno Mars and the fountains were just like

986
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,800
Speaker 2: going to the beat to the beat of the song.

987
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 3: You know, you know what goes keep on you, that's

988
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 3: what I like. Yeah, that was called Reiner's funeral. Now

989
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 3: I heard you know my somalier or you know, I

990
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 3: third what goes with you know, funeral is a wristling

991
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 3: with you know, any kind of if you're having an event,

992
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 3: you might want something like a reestling, which is like

993
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 3: a dry sweet wine.

994
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 1: Mu.

995
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, Like,

996
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys have ever had reeslings,

997
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 3: you guys.

998
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: I have had a dry sweet treat at a funeral.

999
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,760
Speaker 1: It was called the Reese's Pieces.

1000
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 3: You had Reese's Pieces at a funeral?

1001
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 4: M hm.

1002
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: And you Actually this is interesting because I ate them

1003
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: out of a slingshot to explain, So basically, there was

1004
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: a man who worked for the funeral parlor or whatever,

1005
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 1: and there was this was during COVID, so it was

1006
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 1: they didn't want like a big shared bowl that everyone's

1007
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: dipping their hands in and eating out of. So they

1008
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: had a guy with gloves and there's a bowl of

1009
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 1: Reese's pieces and he would ask you to point to

1010
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: a color and then there's like orange or yellow or brown,

1011
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,919
Speaker 1: and you point to one and then he would place

1012
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 1: it into a slingshot and you would pull down your

1013
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 1: mask and open your mouth and he would pull back

1014
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 1: and fire it directly into your mouth.

1015
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 3: That did did that hurt?

1016
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:02,799
Speaker 1: Uh? I didn't end up getting hurt because I had

1017
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:07,400
Speaker 1: been doing so many things to my mouth just priory

1018
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 1: that had actually built up quite a few callouses, And honestly,

1019
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: injury wasn't the biggest concern you did. Basically, no matter

1020
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 1: what happened, you were going to choke pretty bad. It

1021
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 1: gets fired straight back into your throat. And did you

1022
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 1: have any more funerals than we planned on that day?

1023
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:29,839
Speaker 1: Because people we're dying.

1024
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,760
Speaker 3: People died from the races.

1025
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't hear. I mean I didn't understand what

1026
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 2: you were talking about at all when you first said it,

1027
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 2: because I, yeah, I thought you said grease DNA.

1028
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:52,839
Speaker 3: That's very far from reestling, which I have. I feel

1029
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 3: like we're getting farther and farther away from what I'm saying.

1030
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 3: But okay, yeah, went to the what is that? Well?

1031
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 2: I went to the doctor. I said, well, I'm gonna

1032
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 2: be working on this movie, the movie Grease, And so

1033
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 2: I go to doctor Mike and I say, give me

1034
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 2: chop this up, just snork it back. And then I

1035
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 2: go to work out of this movie and they're like, okay,

1036
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 2: the first song the movie is called Grease. The first

1037
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 2: song is called Grease. And I'm like, okay, great, great,

1038
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 2: so far everything works. Grease is word. It's all about this.

1039
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 2: They keep going as this song about kissing and like

1040
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 2: all this stuff. Everything is working. And then now there's

1041
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,479
Speaker 2: another song about a car and this one is called

1042
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 2: Grease Lightning what And I'm like, is this connected to

1043
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 2: the Grease?

1044
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 3: Before every song has Grease in it?

1045
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: It's either one, yeah, that's the thing there. She needs

1046
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 1: to be one song with Grease in it and then

1047
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: the rest start telling a story. Or there's every song

1048
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 1: has Grease, or maybe no songs with grease, but they

1049
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: do two songs with Grease and the rest don't.

1050
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 3: And Matt'll be like, think about that with any other

1051
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 3: you know, musical. I mean, if you had Book of

1052
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 3: Mormon and every song was about a book that's ridiculous.

1053
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 2: Or just two songs about two different books that don't appear.

1054
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 2: I just kept saying, like, are these connected in your mind?

1055
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 3: Yeah? Do you know?

1056
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 2: Are you referencing the original thing or are you just

1057
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 2: are you just thinking about Grease because the movie is

1058
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 2: called and so you have accidentally written another song that's

1059
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 2: mostly about Greece.

1060
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 3: And they.

1061
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 1: You're right to bring up other musicals because like cats,

1062
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 1: they're all about cats. Everyone's the cats. You could do that,

1063
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 1: you could do that, you could do Chicago. They never

1064
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: mentioned the city of Chicago. It come up once and

1065
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 1: it works. It's just a vibe that surrounds the what

1066
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 1: we're doing.

1067
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 3: But Greece, it's twice.

1068
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 1: It's it's sloppy, it's really they mentioned.

1069
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 3: Did they mention Greece any other time in the.

1070
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 2: In the in the movie Grease, Yeah, I had to

1071
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 2: I had to take another like I eventually just like

1072
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 2: spoke up like I had to say something for the

1073
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 2: third song, Greece School dropout, yep, I said, this cannot

1074
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 2: we cannot do this again.

1075
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 3: What is even what is a Greece school. I don't know,

1076
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 3: I don't remember heard of that. It's ridiculous.

1077
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: Well, where we showed up to it was it was

1078
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 1: spelled g r e e c E.

1079
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 2: That is the weirdest thing.

1080
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, but everyone was dressing gre So would

1081
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 1: you change.

1082
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,480
Speaker 3: It to Greece school grease or something or would you.

1083
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 2: I changed it.

1084
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 3: I changed it to History school dropout?

1085
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, because I'm like, let's do something that like

1086
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 2: people like really understand, like you go to.

1087
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 3: History history school.

1088
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, go to school, and frankly, not enough people are

1089
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 1: going to history school at least not all the way through.

1090
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 1: So like a little bit of commentary out that's not

1091
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 1: aimed at you, Gil, Okay, that's not aimed at you.

1092
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 1: Come on, Linel caught some friendly fire.

1093
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 3: Huh. I feel like I got shranked, I got fragged,

1094
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 3: I got shrapped. I feel like you're still angry about

1095
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 3: the whole you know, asking about your the throw up thing. Yeah,

1096
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Speaker 3: I mean the six stuff. I feel like it's still

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Speaker 3: in the air.

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Speaker 1: At no point was I angry. Anger is not an

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Speaker 1: emotion that services me.

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Speaker 3: It's a natural motion.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: You gotta let it out. Can't bottle it up, you know.

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Speaker 2: Just like say that is gonna throw up? Mm oh,

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Speaker 2: he's got it. It's right there, it's sitting right there.

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Speaker 3: You can't bottle it up.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not taking the bait.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: What I do with my anger is I just transform it.

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Speaker 1: I just spin it around. In my mind. I picture

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Speaker 1: it swirling around and changing colors and becoming horniness.

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Speaker 3: Sort of like in a glass. Right, swirl it around.

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Speaker 1: That's making me think of wine.

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Speaker 2: Did you mean to do that?

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Speaker 1: That's not making me think of that.

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Speaker 3: I mean it feels it feels premeditated.

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Speaker 1: It's like we planned it all. It's like we plant

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Speaker 1: it all in the pre show. Is it?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's like we actually were old once again.

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Speaker 1: What actually plotted it out?

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Speaker 3: What did you think?

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Speaker 1: Everybody tweet us let us know you think we're kids

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Speaker 1: and a gutenachtiod.

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Speaker 5: This week on the Patreon, Carl and Issan play a

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Speaker 5: music game called What's the Scenario? The boys answer some

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Speaker 5: listener questions and the flagro Ones are mostly talking all

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Speaker 5: things basketball. Check out these bonus podcasts and videos of

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Speaker 5: the full episodes, including today's with Gil at patreon dot com,

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Speaker 5: Slash the flagro Ones, Hollywood Hammo