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But we're not 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:54.360 in Uh, we're not in Kansas any Yeah, we're not 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:57.240 in like West Cheshire area either, somewhere in New York. 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:01.040 And uh, I didn't know mind out Bye is Chad 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:04.960 quote unquote, And I'll join here by the Queen of 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:11.000 Extreme Francine Show and two special passengers in the back. Well, 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:15.000 who's that handsome man? Hi? There? State your name? Where 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:19.480 are you from? Hi? What are your hobbies? This is JA, 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:24.680 This is Jerry Lynn. Possibly they say, there's my wife, 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.280 and daughter says, well, my wife says, there's two of you, 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:30.160 especially since I'm a Gemini, and I say there's probably 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:33.600 six of me. So I don't know if you know 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:36.360 half the time. Well, if there's two of you, one 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:42.640 of you has to move up here. You're gone. I 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.639 want to move to the Beach. Okay, we have the 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:49.360 Lovely to the Beach, right, yeah, we're going to be neighbors, remember, yes, 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:51.600 all right, well let me let me try. There she 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:55.560 is and it's the Lovely Liz, who you know from 0:02:55.760 --> 0:03:02.799 our previous episodes where we discussed crazy mothers on the internet. Right, 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:07.320 we're discussing now what are we serial killers? My wife 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:11.320 and she loved watching the ID Network and have actually 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:15.400 you know they rate their number one serial killers. Okay, 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:18.560 so so who is number one? I don't know because 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:21.359 there should be a number one, should there? Well, Jeffreys, 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:23.920 Jeffrey Dahner is the only one that comes to mind. 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:28.679 I don't know any other people. If the Barbie Killer game, 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:34.040 he's made furniture out of his victims, the Kennon Barbie Killers. 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:37.960 Would you go after looking people? Know? They they look 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:42.000 like Kennon Barbie. They unassuming, like you know, she was 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:45.040 just regular, you know looking girl. He was a regular 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.960 looking dude. But they di's a very very bad things. 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:52.240 Oh wow. Okay, See, my my knowledge is limited, so 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:54.720 I don't know much about it. So if you have 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:57.320 to pick a favorite, who would you pick? You shouldn't 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:00.800 have a favorite, should you should have. Okay, who do 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:04.720 you find the most interesting with their backstory? I couldn't 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:12.080 tell you. Oh, jees I can't. That's a work wine. 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:17.479 Freddy Krueger Michael Myers from Halloween South Park calls it 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:24.520 informative murder port. There you go, so it's pretty much 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:28.200 for He was talking about HH Holmes, the very first 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:32.760 serial killers, the first nooy. He had an old hospital 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:34.760 that he turned into a home, and he had trapped 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:37.480 doors that would open up to a dungeon and people 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:40.080 would fall on spikes. Oh stuff. It was really bad. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:47.760 But that really is hard cereals the probably. Yeah, but 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:50.320 that guy didn't really commit the murders because they were 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:53.720 falling onto a spike. Have a house or whatever that 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:57.800 would enable it. That's where he did some other stuff 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:02.560 I had anything prior to and I usually say the nineties, 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:05.359 everybody was stupid because you see how people fall for 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:08.400 these serial killers or anybody who gets abducted. It's very, 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:10.679 very doubt about the kid at Murphy was at before 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:14.200 the nineties. That was in the nineties, okay, or it 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:19.039 was in nineteen ninety. I think it was. No, it 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:21.479 was eighty nine that it was. I've never heard of 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:24.599 any of these people. Well, when I was a kid, 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:27.200 we didn't have to worry about getting abducted. We never 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:30.400 thought about it. Was that in nineteen twenty seven. But yeah, 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:34.080 actually that's what I'm saying. Yeah, nobody thought about it. 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:36.520 I was happy when I found this stick to play with. 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:40.680 I know it's times, they are changing. I just want 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:44.559 to let everyone know that I was so hungry because 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:47.200 I haven't eaten anything since last night around nine o'clock. 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:51.680 I just ate the crappiest Burger King food ever and 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:53.799 now I want to vomit. And I had a Hershey 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:56.560 pie and my left breast feels like it's going to explode. 0:05:57.760 --> 0:05:59.720 That might be the weirdest reaction I've ever heard to 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:03.520 any thing ever. Beating because I'm not allowed oh, because 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:06.360 I'm also drinking doctor pepper, and I'm not allowed caffeine 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:10.560 because I have a lump in my left breast and 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:15.320 when I have caffeine it goes. But I'm very tired, 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:18.479 Jerry Lynn, and I needed a little bit of caffeine 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.440 in my life. Caffeine. You and your left breast are 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:24.279 take a nap. My left breast is the right one's 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:26.480 gonna stay up the left. One's just gonna go to sleep. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:30.240 But we so we just came back from the big one, 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:35.000 the big signing in Albany. What was it called. I 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.080 was calling us team extra, so it was like I 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:39.840 think they were just saying it was an extreme reunion, Oh, 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:44.520 Captain corner. It was the Happy Hour virtual signings last night, 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:49.200 Jack Victory, Francine, Jerry Lynn. We killed it for hours 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:53.440 upon hours, for forty two thousand hours we signed. I 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:57.800 was so tired. I was so exhausted. I said to myself, 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:02.480 when it will dissend to myself selflessen win all the 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.840 ship ut. But no, it was very fun last night. 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:11.720 And then myself and Jerry and Jack Victory, who I 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:14.320 loved seeing because I haven't seen him in forever, and 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:17.680 Nick the captain who looked like the captain, and Tanil guy. 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.280 We sat around and we talked until about one thirty. 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:23.720 We did and that was a lot of fun, even 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:26.720 though I was dying. And then I get all the 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:28.880 way to my room, which was about four point two 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:33.320 miles from Jerry's room. It was very far, and I 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:37.480 realized I didn't have my freaking cord and my charger. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:40.560 The charger and I thought Jerry was going to be 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.520 a gentleman and walcome to me, but no, he pulled 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:47.960 the I'm in my underwings. So I had to get 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:50.600 my fat ass back on the elevator and go up 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.679 to the fourth floor. I was on the first floor. 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:57.920 I did, thank you. I was in my pajamas and 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:01.640 got my charger and then we started our day. Today. 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:03.960 We had a really nice turn out, Yes we did. 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:06.880 And it was great to see Mustafa because I honestly 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:09.960 have not seen him since e c W. Really really 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:11.800 that was the first. This is the first time in 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:16.640 twenty something years. Great. Yes, yes, that was great. I 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:23.640 sat with PJPJ was great, Sandman was great. Everybody was great. 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:26.400 It was a great day. It sounds like the Mutual 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:30.920 Admiration Society. Yo, Well it's great today. There were no qualms. 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:34.480 There was nothing that I could complain about. Hill crowd, 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:39.439 hill crowd. Everybody very happy to see us, very very 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:41.960 happy we were there. You know, thanks for coming out. 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:44.559 I love when they say thanks for coming out, you know, 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:46.679 and I always say thanks for having us. So that 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:50.920 was your second signing since returning since COVID. Yeah, that 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.400 Jerry was at your first. I think it was my third. 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.600 Oh well, oh Jerry, Jerry beats me like in person, 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:03.600 great person. Probably second interesting because it same. So it's start, 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:06.439 it's starting to move back. Yeah, in that direction. We're 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:09.880 starting to get a little normal now. No one more 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:15.599 masks today except for me. Big chewch I did so. 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:19.800 I told you guys, because my mom and the fans understood. 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:23.760 Nobody complained that I had a mask on. Nobody bitched 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:26.320 about it, and nobody complained they couldn't come behind the table, 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:30.640 which I thought was really nice and it was. It 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:36.760 was fun. So I couldn't breathe though, I tell you this, 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:40.920 This mask was different. This one felt more like cardboard 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:43.880 like it was. It was weird, like it was that 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.320 N nine to five, which is supposed to be better 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:49.079 for you. But it was harder to breathe, and it 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:52.800 was a thicker kind of it felt like a cardboarding material. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:56.239 I don't know. We saw one on Fox News advertised 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:58.480 about seventy five times last night than its supposed to 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:01.839 be even better with the end. Oh real, what's it? 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:04.800 Was nice? You know what soulive it old? Don't even 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:07.880 know it was, but it looked really nice. Well it was. 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:11.320 It was a cloth something, but it looked it looked great. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:13.440 You know me, Well, next time you see it, let 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:16.360 me know. I'll go buy thoose. Oh hey, how you doing? 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:18.439 That guy just ship in the woods? We saw a 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:21.160 kid yesterday, We saw a kid being off the side 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:24.280 because goes that kid's pissing. He literally just ship in 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:27.040 the woods. Don't tell me he just pissed. There's no way. 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:29.640 Oh he didn't go that far sh in the wods way. 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:37.000 That's greatly had everything out right there side the group. 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:41.000 His bird, oh wow, perfect with bird hunted on the 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.040 side of the road. Y had his bird hanging out. 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:45.679 So what else is new? Well, you guys, definitely I 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:48.559 would rather have hung out and chatted until what thirty 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:51.520 in the morning instead of waiting by my phone waiting 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:54.120 for my mom to you're poor kid, so tell us 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:59.280 the story. So Lizz and I left our wonderful car 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.760 guests in the hands of the captain as they did 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:05.679 their virtual signings, and went and found some nice delicacies 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:09.319 of all beneath the cheesecake factory, and we decided to 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:11.320 kill some time at Barnes and Noble, where we got 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:15.000 a frantic phone call from my mother who was watching 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:18.720 our children where we couldn't understand what she was saying. 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:22.480 She was so hysterical. She mentioned her dog, so we 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:25.439 thought the dog ran out the house and got right over. 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.640 That was our first instinct. Turned out little one fell 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:32.800 busted her bottom of her her eyes omen and thus 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:40.000 the drama from about what last eight o'clock to two am. Yep, 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:45.200 where goodness, emergency room? She got bit by a bee. Yes, 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.480 earlier in the day she got yes, so let's not 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:51.040 forget the stung by the wasp story. So we yes, 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.120 we would rather have hung out and shot the ship 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:57.600 one in the morning, but said we were handling emergency 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:02.880 room phone calls until that's terrible. It's it's very shitty. 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:04.400 Drove all the way to Albany and all I got 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:06.439 to do was have one white claw and go to sleep. 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:09.959 There you go, well, Jerry and I. You know, when 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:12.520 we got there, Jack Victory was doing his virtual and 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:15.600 we didn't want to knock on the door and interrupt 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:19.440 in any way. So Jerry was starving and we said, oh, 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:22.719 we'll take a walk and we'll go to the local Wendy's, 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:26.920 which was right right across the road. And we didn't 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:31.440 have car. And we kept bumping into the same gentleman. Uh. 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:36.800 He was trying to also go to Wendy's and the 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:39.400 drive through was open, so we figured the store was open, 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:42.079 and we went to go and we met the man 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:44.840 who must have walked the other way. Yes, we both 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:49.160 met and it was closed. So as we're walking back, 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:52.600 the man says, oh, do you guys want to get 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:55.760 in my car? And I said, so you can kill us. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:59.080 I said it to Jerry, not to the man, who 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:02.800 he declined. But it was very nice of all. Uh, Jerry, 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:04.880 you didn't want to get in that man's car, did 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:07.640 you know? I mean, I think you would have protected us. 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:09.599 But I mean, what if he had a gune? What 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:11.280 if he got in and he had a gun? That 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:19.000 serial pillar? He could have been marauder. It was very nice. 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:20.959 He's like, uh, you think you guys want to get 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:25.800 in my car? That thing not? Yeah. No, So Jerry 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:29.600 tell us about the lovely dinner yet the delicacy. Yes, 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:34.679 what did you end up having, Jerry? They had a 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:39.040 little snack area and by the front desk he actually 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:44.400 had frozen fish. So I had a lean cuisine alfredo 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:51.800 and he dipped his sweet potatoes and in your sweet potato. 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:55.079 It was so to put it in the microwave in 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:57.160 the little room and heating it up, and it was 0:13:57.280 --> 0:14:00.679 pretty disgusting. It was pretty discussing. And what pissed off 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:04.560 Jerry Moore is that I picked out a TwixT ice 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:07.760 cream bar because I have done nothing but eat crap 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:11.040 this weekend, and I got mine for free and Jerry 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:16.920 had to pay. How'd you feel about that, Jared? Job? Now? 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:19.000 Is it easy though? As a wrestler, do you always 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:22.560 run into little quirky things like this? Yes? Okay? And 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:27.040 I got it for free. You know there's there's something, 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:30.520 just some little quirk it was. It was one thing 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.440 after another. Well, I only got it for free because 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:36.600 Jerry paid. Jerry was a gentleman. Jerry offered to pay 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:39.160 for my candy bar or my ice cream bar, and 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:42.120 I said no, I got my ice cream. Jerry paid 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:44.480 with his credit card and I had a five dollars 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:47.360 bill in cash. She couldn't open the register for a 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:51.080 cash sale, so she wanted to charge the room. Now. 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:53.880 I didn't want to charge Duram because I don't like 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:57.520 the promoter getting the bill. I felt bad, to which 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:02.400 she replied we'll just put it. Did she say, well, yeah, 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:05.960 we'll just comp before it. I was like, and Jerry goes, oh, yeah, 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:11.200 you gotta appreciate it. I said, Jerry, I'm so sorry 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:16.320 you were so salty at me for like I did say, 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:23.560 and it was delicious, might I add? But then, uh, 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.160 you know, they ordered food for us, so by nine 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:29.520 o'clock the food is there. And I don't know what 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:32.240 possessed me to do this, but I ate it was 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:38.520 Sicilian two pieces of pizza and a huge piece of stromboli. Yes, 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:40.680 I tap you out after two. I usually eat just 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:44.200 two pieces of pizza and that's my limit. Something said, 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:47.240 eat the stromboli. You'll love it. Well I did, but 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:50.360 then I loved it until it sat in my stomach 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:53.320 as a brick for the rest of the night. And 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.600 I ate and and then you eat late, and I 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:01.800 feel bad because I ate crap at nine o'clock at night. 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:05.560 I never eat dinner past five o'clock. Like, I'm very structured. 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:09.680 I'm usually in bed by nine o'clock. But we stayed 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:11.520 up till like one, and I was glad we stayed 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:13.520 up late because then I was digesting. But I mean, 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:16.640 you're on the old people dinner schedule. I am an 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:21.120 early bird thirty special, the sizzler going at like three 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:24.640 o'clock for the dinner. Yeah, who elseler. I love it. 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:28.040 By five thirty, six o'clock, I'm doing dishes and I'm done. 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:30.240 I think we're basically in that time frame. Though. Do 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:33.960 you eat early? We do? Yeah, same, We just like 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.400 to get it over with. Yeah, I do too. Yeah. 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:39.400 By the time you clean up, you know, do last 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:44.120 minute thanks for the kids. That's it all right, exactly. Coffee, well, 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:46.680 do you have coffee after dinner? You eat up? Oh? Okay, 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:51.560 coffee after dinner? There you go usually right now summertime 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:54.240 on the desk. That's nice. The sun goes away by 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:57.760 you know, six o'clock. Very nice, Yeah, very lovely. Okay, 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:00.600 so yes, it sounds like a good time. I actually 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:03.880 I feel like I've had enough coffee oddly enough. Traveling 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:06.760 usually it's erratic. It two cups this morn to get here. 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:09.159 I can't drink on the road. I can't drink the 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:12.480 full laffles that were a part of the coffee. Doesn't 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:14.640 I'm gonna get really her coffee doesn't make you poop? 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:18.800 I want to. I can't say that right now. It 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:21.240 does Okay, well, I mean not for me. We had 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:24.840 somebody visit us recently that had covered coffee and then 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:27.440 whenever need to clog our toilet. Oh, who would that be? 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:30.520 It was somebody that stopped? It was a friend? Was 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:37.479 it the neighbors that it was a friend she had had? Oh? 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:41.239 She was a she nice? Okay, I reveal that and uh, 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:44.800 long story short, I had to throw out our plunger. Wow, 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:49.320 that must have been some turt Just say. She said 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:51.960 coffee because I said this coffee make you go to 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:55.200 the bathroom, And I said, well, it makes me go 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:58.480 to the bathroom. I'm not gonna lie. I have a 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:00.840 cup every morning and I'm a boo home in the bathroom. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:05.040 Plunge he had. He had a lot of poop on 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:07.520 the plunger. It she just put it right back next 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:10.760 to the toilet. Oh, I thought, you know what, it's 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:14.760 gotta go clean a minute. If she cleaned it, and 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:17.960 the purpose of a plunger is to plunge, why won't 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:22.080 you keep the plunger because it's someone else's You had 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:24.680 to go They had, Wow, you are the weirdest cat 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:27.080 I know. It had to go. I'm not the only 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:28.840 one who would the same. I would never have thrown 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:31.000 out that plunger. It had to go. It had some 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:34.560 stak on it. Jerry, if I came to your house 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:38.159 and clogged your toilet by occident because I drank too 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:41.280 much coffee, And I said, Jerry, may I worry your plunger? 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:44.680 And I plunged it, and I cleaned the plunger and 0:18:44.800 --> 0:18:49.400 I put the plunger back. Would you throw out the plunger? See? Yes, 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:57.520 I had to do it. It's such a weirdo a job, 0:18:57.680 --> 0:19:00.720 that's what it does. It plunges ship as your ants 0:19:00.840 --> 0:19:03.639 or somebody else's time. I looked at that plunger before 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:05.800 I got rid of What my god I thought about 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:09.399 was Liz. This woman had coffee, Liz, she blew it up, 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:12.639 Oh my god, And I thought, it has to go. 0:19:13.240 --> 0:19:15.600 All I have to say is this this woman is 0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:19.359 a special human being right there? You are. You are 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:23.080 so special to be married to this one. So many yes. 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:25.639 And then I thought about, like, my office is on 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:27.840 the same level as that bathroom. I thought, you know, 0:19:28.000 --> 0:19:30.520 it's too close for comfort to do them. Oh my god, 0:19:31.760 --> 0:19:38.920 you are freaking weirdo. Okay, that's that's exactly what I 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:41.359 heard it. You have to sit there and hold it 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:44.560 while you're you know, podcasting or something. To be fair. 0:19:44.640 --> 0:19:46.360 The last time we had an incident in the house 0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:49.040 with one of the children, I also threw out the 0:19:49.040 --> 0:19:53.600 plunger and had a kind of replacement. Oh my god. Well, 0:19:54.760 --> 0:19:58.000 and you should be used to anything. Oh yeah, you 0:19:58.080 --> 0:19:59.920 know what, hey, if I'm saving the plunge of it, 0:20:00.119 --> 0:20:02.960 this go right ahead. I remember when my little one, 0:20:03.119 --> 0:20:05.560 I can't remember if it was my daughter or my son, 0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:09.440 but I was changing them and they had projectile diarrhea 0:20:10.359 --> 0:20:13.840 and it's squirt and it was there, the green kind, right, 0:20:14.200 --> 0:20:17.159 and it squirted across the room and it landed all 0:20:17.240 --> 0:20:20.120 over my leg and all I could do was laugh. 0:20:20.240 --> 0:20:22.840 And my husband looked at me with this disgusted and 0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:27.320 I'm like, what do you want? Like it? It happened? No, 0:20:27.680 --> 0:20:29.560 I laughed at all. I was like, I have had 0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:32.800 that happen. What are you gonna do? He shout it 0:20:32.880 --> 0:20:37.760 across the room. It made the legit noise hit the wall. 0:20:38.680 --> 0:20:42.120 It was like, yeah, it was like falling down slowly. 0:20:42.400 --> 0:20:44.760 It's great. I thought I was to go to the hospital. 0:20:44.800 --> 0:20:48.760 I was laughing so oh, you'll get right up. I 0:20:48.920 --> 0:20:51.840 just remember, like, oh god, for what he didn't like. 0:20:51.960 --> 0:20:55.000 He totally abandoned her like blah blah blah, and he 0:20:55.160 --> 0:20:58.119 just hit the poor laughing. Here's here's a news flash. 0:20:58.320 --> 0:21:01.000 He also took the sledgeham and broke down the wall 0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:04.400 that the ship hit because he couldn't stand that that's 0:21:04.440 --> 0:21:06.000 what happened. I think I might have covered it with 0:21:06.080 --> 0:21:10.360 a picture because I couldn't look at it. Oh my god, 0:21:13.040 --> 0:21:15.640 was it? No hit the wall, A little bit went 0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:17.440 on the wall, but then it was a little pillow 0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:22.640 and it hit the pillow and I cleaned the save it. Yeah, 0:21:22.760 --> 0:21:24.359 she saved the pillow. So now, when you lay on 0:21:24.440 --> 0:21:27.600 that pillow with your your head gently caressing the pillow 0:21:27.680 --> 0:21:30.480 you're laying on ship, did you know that I was 0:21:30.560 --> 0:21:35.680 not aware of that's lovely. Well, I told my kids 0:21:35.720 --> 0:21:38.119 there's no two Well, I told my daughter, no tooth fairy, 0:21:38.240 --> 0:21:40.600 no Santa. Now I have to tell my son, and 0:21:40.920 --> 0:21:44.600 I'm not prepared for that. We're playing. Yeah, hold on 0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:47.440 to it because it's a tear jerker. I cried my 0:21:47.520 --> 0:21:51.000 eyes out. When did you tell your little ones that 0:21:51.440 --> 0:21:55.760 there was no Santa Claus? I think she started figuring 0:21:55.800 --> 0:22:00.960 it out about I think after she started or second, 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:05.639 Oh god, that's young, Holy crap. But it was like, 0:22:06.600 --> 0:22:09.920 I think word must have been getting around school or something, okay, 0:22:10.080 --> 0:22:13.679 and we just started asking questions. Yeah, she thought, if 0:22:13.720 --> 0:22:15.719 Santa came down to chimney, you'd give it, grab him 0:22:15.720 --> 0:22:18.320 a headlock or something. Why wouldn't you just drop a 0:22:18.400 --> 0:22:20.119 leg on herself? I said, just hit him with a 0:22:20.160 --> 0:22:25.680 steel chair, hit it with it, hit a pose, and 0:22:25.720 --> 0:22:27.760 then when Santa does not to do that. When I 0:22:27.920 --> 0:22:30.880 was a kid, we didn't have a fireplace in the house, 0:22:31.359 --> 0:22:34.720 so I said, hey, Ma, where does Santa come in? 0:22:35.440 --> 0:22:38.440 So my mother said, well, you know he walks through 0:22:38.480 --> 0:22:42.399 the front door. Yeah, because we don't have the fireplace, 0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:44.680 you know. So I would wait by the front door 0:22:44.720 --> 0:22:46.800 as long as I could. Then my little head would 0:22:46.840 --> 0:22:49.960 go down. They would carry me upstairs. But I think 0:22:50.280 --> 0:22:54.320 my son is nine now, and I think I'm going 0:22:54.400 --> 0:22:57.239 to give myself one more year and then I'm going 0:22:57.320 --> 0:23:01.160 to tell him. I think it was I can't say. 0:23:01.640 --> 0:23:05.240 You were saying, if you believe in your heart the magic, 0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:07.680 the magic will live forever. Well that's a cute little 0:23:07.720 --> 0:23:09.800 way to put it, but that's bullshit, and we'll let 0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:11.320 her figure out. I'm not going to tell her to 0:23:11.480 --> 0:23:14.080 figure it out. Well. See, now my fear was that 0:23:14.160 --> 0:23:16.760 the kids at school would would blab. But now when 0:23:16.800 --> 0:23:19.160 I home school, I'm like, well, no ship, no one's 0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:23.760 telling them. I could have just kept this jelly. It's 0:23:23.840 --> 0:23:28.680 not me, I swear. And the best thing about the 0:23:28.720 --> 0:23:34.480 tooth fairy, you put your tooth into a baggie. Well, 0:23:34.520 --> 0:23:36.560 our kids are too well, no, you're kid. You could 0:23:36.560 --> 0:23:38.960 still do it. So then when you go to the bedroom, 0:23:39.320 --> 0:23:41.080 you leave the little tip of the baggie and you 0:23:41.280 --> 0:23:44.600 just pull the baggye out. Yeah see I thought of that. 0:23:45.359 --> 0:23:51.600 When does that backfire with the baggy shove it too? Well? 0:23:51.640 --> 0:23:55.120 You do it? Oh you put the bag had these 0:23:56.320 --> 0:24:01.280