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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today on This is Important. Gravel, gravy, beat, juice.

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Speaker 1: Of course I know what it dracts. It is so looser.

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Speaker 1: Speed other goes on top of the speed up. I

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Speaker 1: have a harpoon cock. Give me a minute to chub up.

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Speaker 1: Let's go yuch. Yeah, man, we are in sync. Yes, hey, Blake,

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Speaker 1: will you hit us with a long time no here

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Speaker 1: sound effect? Something we haven't heard for long? We're bad,

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Speaker 1: haven't heard that in a while. We heard that. I

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Speaker 1: feel like we hear that. We've heard us so deep

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Speaker 1: deep deep deep, your deepest cut your dive in the crates,

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Speaker 1: go in the dig to those crates and dig us

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Speaker 1: up one good like you want me to, I mean,

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Speaker 1: clean up on that. One's pretty. That's good. Thank you, Yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank that one's pretty old school, that's a

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Speaker 1: great one. Well, the thing is, I have to clear

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Speaker 1: the board to make room for new ones. So like

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Speaker 1: a lot of the old crypt keeper ones, they're they're gone.

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Speaker 1: Do we go ahead and spend some money on a

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Speaker 1: bigger board though, Okay, we need a bigger board. Upgrade

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Speaker 1: your tech bro, I'll already struggle with the small one.

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Speaker 1: So Mommy, I need a bigger board. Let's go, Mommy,

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Speaker 1: you're still getting the Oh, Mommy to catch on. I'm

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Speaker 1: on a go one right now. Guys, I'm doing uh

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Speaker 1: you know, can talk to I mean sunglasses inside tells

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Speaker 1: me something's going good. Yeah, yeah, you're on speed. I'm

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Speaker 1: on myth. I went to the truck stop. I got

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Speaker 1: some meth not the way station. You know, that's where

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Speaker 1: it turns out you can get it in under six

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Speaker 1: minutes if you look for the itchy guy. Um can

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Speaker 1: that we drink company that I'm invested in. Uh, they're

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Speaker 1: gonna make a drink like my own drink. So I

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Speaker 1: had to do a taste test of all kinds of

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Speaker 1: different cans. So this morning I drank like five cans

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Speaker 1: about an hour ago. So I'm you did breakfast drinkable weed? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: really really really really really really good. What that is

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Speaker 1: right there? Is that a juice? That's a juice? Right? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: this is this is the concentrate version of it. That's

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Speaker 1: the one thing you can't do right now. So wait,

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Speaker 1: is your flavor gonna be like like beat beat juice

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Speaker 1: or something. No, it's just what it looks like. It's

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Speaker 1: not beat juice. Um. I think we're landing on blueberry,

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Speaker 1: but it's still kind of up in the air. Cool

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Speaker 1: blueberry beat juice. Yeah, that's the yummy. That's actually yummy.

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Speaker 1: Well that that's an interesting question. Can we do a

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Speaker 1: cool round and round? What would be your signature flavor

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Speaker 1: if somebody came to you, like, you gotta be a

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Speaker 1: drink flavor or something like that. I think what we

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Speaker 1: landed on it was like a blueberry with Rue Barb.

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Speaker 1: What is that? What you would choose though, if you

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Speaker 1: had a clean slate? Yeah, you call it blue Barb. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I really like blueberry flavor drinks. I really do. Why

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Speaker 1: Rue Barb? Well, they have like a bunch of weird

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Speaker 1: things that are in their drinks. Yeah, Rue Barb. Hang on,

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Speaker 1: for example, you like blueberry drinks? Like what have I

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Speaker 1: already get? Like a juice I like, or like a smoothie.

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Speaker 1: I like blueberries in my smoothies, like that blueberries fucking

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Speaker 1: rock bro. There's nothing wrong with blueberry but blueberries and

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Speaker 1: your smoothies. That's just about it though, right, there's no

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Speaker 1: blueberry blueberry drinks, Like you're like, I like blueberry drinks,

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Speaker 1: but really it's just blueberry smoothies. No, yeah, like what's

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Speaker 1: a blueberry drink? Maybe like in a Siberry. What is

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Speaker 1: the flavor of arctic ice? Oh that's a great question. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is that is that a blueberry? Because I I feel

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Speaker 1: like I funk with all those kind of drinks, but

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Speaker 1: it was it's really good. Sous the flavor of part ice,

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Speaker 1: if you had to describe it, I feel like it's

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Speaker 1: kind of like a pineapple le something. Wait, what is it?

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Speaker 1: What is it again? That's a poweraide, right, it's the

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Speaker 1: white gatorade, white gatorade. Oh, the white gatorade. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: think it's a lemonade. Isn't that a lemonade kind of thing,

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Speaker 1: like a softer, softer lemonade. Well, it might be a

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Speaker 1: blueberry lemonade. Tell you, I feel like I've had a

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Speaker 1: blueberry lemonade and that's yeah. I think that sounds amazing.

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Speaker 1: I'm down with that, Blake. Why don't you? Because since

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Speaker 1: you kind of posed the question and Adam already has

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Speaker 1: a drink, what's your drink flavor? My dream flavor? I

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Speaker 1: think I would go with some sort of like a

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Speaker 1: green apple tangerine or something. I like to go on this.

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Speaker 1: Why so you can drink half of one and be like,

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Speaker 1: I'm good here. He wants people to drink part of

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Speaker 1: it as their first sipping. They're like, this is pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Then they drink half of it and you're like, I

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Speaker 1: feel like vomiting. No, green apple and tangerine. That's yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of that's that's firing off in my brain.

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Speaker 1: That's good. Yes, our trash dude, it's out there for sure.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm thinking about? Because what's the most

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Speaker 1: famous tangerine drink you can think of? I'll give you

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Speaker 1: the answer in a second, please, because I have it's

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Speaker 1: a nineties staple. I'll give you a clue. It's a

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Speaker 1: nineties staples a soda, tangerine soda. Are we talking soby?

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Speaker 1: Is it soby? No? And honors the fact you don't

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Speaker 1: know this shows that you are a true fan of

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Speaker 1: Your favorite thing is a little jan soda. But that

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Speaker 1: is what I'm thinking of. No, no, sir, it is

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Speaker 1: none other than slimer Ecto cooler tangerine drink childhood that

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Speaker 1: is very, very delicious and think about mixing that with

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Speaker 1: a green Jones Sona. I remember, I'm so old that

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Speaker 1: I remember the first box it was just pictures of

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Speaker 1: tangerines and then it was like the stripe across with slim.

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Speaker 1: Then they just wiped that clean. They're like, it's slimmer, So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what was the deal? They probably started putting some green

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Speaker 1: dye inside their tangerine drink and kids slipped out and

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Speaker 1: they're like, I'm drinking slime. Before we get to other

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Speaker 1: people's labors, do you guys remember the Ninja Turtle Hostess

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Speaker 1: cream pies are putting put absolutely with the Neon Green

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Speaker 1: ship in the middle, and we're just how good were those? Oh? No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: I remember I would go to White hen which was

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Speaker 1: like our seven eleven in Chicago Land and I would

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Speaker 1: just house those the Chicago Land area. All those home

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Speaker 1: run pies were. I never liked them either, Dude, They're

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Speaker 1: fucking nasty. Did you know what I just watched, Uh,

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Speaker 1: the Beanie Baby documentary on HBO Max And it's all

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Speaker 1: about how five women in the nineties and started the

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Speaker 1: beanie baby craze in the Chicago Land area. Really, it

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Speaker 1: was just five housewives that just were like that loved

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Speaker 1: beanie babies, that started to seek them out, that started

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Speaker 1: to tell everyone about beanie babies, and they singlehandedly like

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Speaker 1: started this craze. What how cool? Without these five women,

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Speaker 1: the craze of beanie babies never would have gotten off

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Speaker 1: the ground. Wait, but they existed. Though they existed there

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Speaker 1: a company made them and then they just fucking plus it.

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Speaker 1: They hyped him up and they weren't selling, and then

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Speaker 1: these five women just kind of just started collecting them all.

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Speaker 1: Was that around the birth of eBay two It was six,

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Speaker 1: and that's when eBay kind of took off for sure.

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Speaker 1: I think That's probably got on that and was fucking

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Speaker 1: trading on the eBay bean babies. What oh mind? The

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Speaker 1: world is flat? So we're the these these housewives were

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Speaker 1: some of the greatest influencers of all time. What are

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Speaker 1: their instagrams? Like? They must be fucking crazy. They did

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Speaker 1: it on Instagram. They're old now, Yeah, I'm wondering how

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Speaker 1: their instagrams surisingly not many titties. How do you influence

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Speaker 1: the world there's sixty years old? Now, Well, you never

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Speaker 1: lose it. They're done. They already they already did it.

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Speaker 1: They had their moment in time. What's crazy is we

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Speaker 1: were the perfect age for it, Like we were like

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Speaker 1: our moms are were exactly their age. They're all like

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Speaker 1: in their mid six Your mom was a collector, No,

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Speaker 1: my mom's are. My parents are twenty years older than

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Speaker 1: your parents. Yeah, you you do have old parents, but yes,

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Speaker 1: the three of us over here, my mom did not

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Speaker 1: collect beanie babies. My dad still rolls cigarettes into his

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Speaker 1: T shirt arm. Hell yeah, dude, that's so sick. He'd

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Speaker 1: get home from from farming and he would roll his

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Speaker 1: cigarettes by that. My dad was a jet who would

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Speaker 1: fight the sharks or whichever where. He's a jet wherever

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Speaker 1: whoever the whites were, He's a jet all the way. Um, well, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: beanie babies were a freaking storm. They remember when McDonald's

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Speaker 1: would put them in the Happy meals and you could

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Speaker 1: get the mini beanie babies. Oh yeah, we have McDonald's

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Speaker 1: jumped on it. They're talking that that's a big collector's item.

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Speaker 1: And now now they're coming back, and beanie babies are

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Speaker 1: once again worth something because everything's like cyclical, right, So

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Speaker 1: like years ago, everything that was popular in the nineties

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Speaker 1: is now back. Baby Ecto cool or dusted as people

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Speaker 1: don't talk about it. But beanie babies in the fifties, yes,

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Speaker 1: they came back. Yeah, and then the Roaring twenties. The

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Speaker 1: original beanie baby was the pet rock. You we all

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Speaker 1: know that, and every kid had to have granted in

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Speaker 1: the crystal and the limestone. And then it was Tomagotchi

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Speaker 1: pet rocks straight to Tomagotchy and Kyle, what's your favorite flavor?

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Speaker 1: What would your flavor? Baby, Kyle, what's your flavor? Gravy? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a good one, mother May. We would get weird

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Speaker 1: flavor stuff in the Workaholics writer's room, wouldn't We Like,

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Speaker 1: we'd get stuff sent to us that was like gravy

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Speaker 1: soda and it was it was bacon, remember when we

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Speaker 1: were like bacon everything and leaning hard into that movement.

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Speaker 1: It was on the board of like hackey things that

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Speaker 1: we don't want to do on the show. We're like,

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Speaker 1: it's like that weird thing where it's just suddenly like

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Speaker 1: a type of food just becomes wildly too popular and

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Speaker 1: everyone's just like, oh my god, I could eat bacon

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Speaker 1: and everything. If you put bacon on it, I'll eat it.

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Speaker 1: It was also Homeboy from Parks and wreck freaking Swanson

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Speaker 1: or whatever. He was like the bacon dude, bacon everybody

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Speaker 1: knows he was moving the fucking needle on what was

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Speaker 1: cool to say? Everyone another good influencer And Wendy's heard

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Speaker 1: the call and was like, well, we gotta give him

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Speaker 1: the bacon aid. Well, the bacon ad has been around

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Speaker 1: for generations. No, I don't think so. Oh yeah, the

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Speaker 1: bacon ade or has been around for at least since

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Speaker 1: the late nineties since Terminator too, for sure was in

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Speaker 1: the hand in hand. Can we have our producers just

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Speaker 1: or Adam? I look, he was quick on the keyboard there.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this guy's been drinking weed since eight am.

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Speaker 1: I like, I like other people have searched this. Uh

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Speaker 1: two thousand seven, Yeah, right after Terminator to the two

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Speaker 1: thousand seven. Two thousand seven is the bacon eaders conception. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: so they had just the ultimate cheeseburger with bacon. Before that,

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Speaker 1: they had bacon. They didn't the Baconator was like like

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Speaker 1: eight slices of bacon, like a totally heart attack were

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Speaker 1: the amount? Yeah? What is it? Six slices of applewood

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Speaker 1: smoked bacon? Yes, So Kyle is your flavor of juice

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Speaker 1: blended bacon eader. No, no, that's not my flavor of juice. Um.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking it was gonna be so it is gravy. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: that's a great call. I mean rupyr gravy. That's something huge.

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Speaker 1: That's great. But I thought it was is going to

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Speaker 1: be like something mixed with celery, like a fucking black

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Speaker 1: liquor celery. She's but no, here's this thout. What about

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Speaker 1: a black liquorice celery? Are you doing? I said it,

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Speaker 1: let's going Harry Potter, fucking jelly beans, dude, those nasty ones.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, I'm working with different what do

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Speaker 1: they call flavor voids, profiles reset The pallett is a

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Speaker 1: drink that you want to put out, and we're trying

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Speaker 1: third agreement ingredient. It's there's no one's agreeing on any

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Speaker 1: of the ship. You're throwing in your ship, but there's

415
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Speaker 1: no third ingredient. It's just the I gotta try the

416
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Speaker 1: Australian liquorice, but I think it's specifically Australian exported licorice

417
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Speaker 1: with celer rejuice. It's exported from there. It's very soft,

418
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 1: it's there's no hole in the middle. And cucumber. I

419
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: can't get cucumber out of my head, though I feel

420
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 1: like the cucumber might be better with a black liquorice.

421
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: A man died after eating a bag of black licorice

422
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: every day. Doctors at Massachusett Santina Hospital said the unusual

423
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: case highlighted the risk of consuming too much acid, which

424
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 1: is found in black liquorice. So, oh my god, careful

425
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 1: with your drink there, you might have some of the aid.

426
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: Let's all give it a shot. What is it? Glycerizic acid? Glesserizik.

427
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 1: I thought that was an interesting article Blake sent us earlier.

428
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 1: Which one the screen rant that talks about article that

429
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,439
Speaker 1: was Isaac, what is it? That's the manager? Isaac? He

430
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 1: oh he sent that, Okay, skip it. Yeah, I don't

431
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,679
Speaker 1: even touch it. Is it's weird that they published it

432
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 1: five hours ago. The fact that they're talking, they're ranking.

433
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 1: This is how bored people are on the internet that

434
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,199
Speaker 1: they are like, well, what are we write about? Like,

435
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, let's write a show that's been off

436
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 1: about a show that's been off the air for four years? Um,

437
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:44,679
Speaker 1: work aholics? Main characters ranked by intelligence? Yes, yes, a

438
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 1: hot take, good luck. So it says it does say

439
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 1: that Carl is the dumbest, which I kind of I

440
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 1: don't know if I would agree with. So, but let's yeah,

441
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: he's the human genius and they didn't mention that once.

442
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: Does it say that is that the rank or did

443
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: they just start listing characters. It says that Carl's the

444
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: no no, no, It starts with the dumbest first mission accomplished, baby,

445
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: fucking mission accomplished. Dog. How could they say the Human

446
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 1: Geniuses is the dumbest character. It's irony, I don't know,

447
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: he says. However, he proves to be one of the

448
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 1: show's least intelligent characters when these schemes don't work out okay.

449
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: From his burrito restaurant to the various functionalities of his van,

450
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 1: Carl's foolish ideas often underscore his lack of wits. You

451
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: know what screen rant Alex gen Genteel fuck you okay,

452
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 1: sent a case of blueberry. Carl is a future thinker.

453
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 1: He might not seem smarten today, but he's thinking so

454
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: many steps ahead that you don't even know what he's

455
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 1: saying is intelligent. He says ice currency of the future.

456
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: He actually has a freaking point, all right, but does

457
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: that was the start of of cryptocurrency? I know. I

458
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: was like, we're you gonna know, ice currency the future

459
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: is just the start. We won't have I anymore, and

460
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: we're going to be paying for ice that will be

461
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 1: we can't make it in refrigerators because electricity will also

462
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: go right, it's just Australia. Have you guys noticed this

463
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: when you go to the airports and stuff, the international

464
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 1: currency exchange acronym is ICE and the global currency is

465
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: where we're headed. So Ice actually is the currency of

466
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 1: the future. Oh my god, Alex, you got that wrong.

467
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,479
Speaker 1: Then it goes to Jillian Belt. Should we just get

468
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: this out of the way, Adams the dumbest character? Yeah,

469
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: I think so, right, should be so yeah, that's how

470
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: I always thought about the show. Yeah, I would think

471
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 1: Adam is the dumbest character. And then Jillian probably right.

472
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 1: Jillian was. She was very She's like like, uh like

473
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: kind of cloudy headed, yes, flight Yeah, Jilian did like

474
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: the strangest like I didn't wash dishes. I watched dishes. Okay,

475
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 1: so Jillian was like another if your job is watching dishes.

476
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: I mean her goofy airheadedness is part of her funny character,

477
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: but highlights her lack of wits. And then it goes

478
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: Adam to me, By the way, who is who took

479
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: their time to write this? It's kind of cool. I

480
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: mean it's cool. I like, I like that they did it.

481
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: You know, they're still writing about the show. But I'm like,

482
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: we've been off the air for years. It's cool that

483
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 1: they're just like, you know what, just write a thing. Hey,

484
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 1: when you think about it, this person is dumber than

485
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: that one. What's weird is it's not in support of

486
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 1: like Workaholics coming out on like Netflix or anything. It's

487
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: just maybe they got ahold of the DVD collection at

488
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: the Walmart band or something. Workaholics isn't coming out on Netflix,

489
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: what's important? And also, we're not coming out on Netflix, Blake,

490
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: we are now paramount plus people. Uh, you gotta shout

491
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: out the right streaming service if you're going to shout

492
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: a streaming service. Correct. Correct? How about when um, we

493
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: got taken off of Netflix and then everyone you ran

494
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: into was like, man, I love to show when it

495
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: was on, and we were still on Comedy Essential for

496
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 1: three or four more years. That's right. That was rough.

497
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: And the people are like, well, I loved you when

498
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: it was on, still still on. I just have Netflix

499
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: and then it goes. Adam Demand obviously very very dumb,

500
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: like prideful of his stupidity, very fun character. I don't

501
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: think that's true at all that he was prideful. He

502
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: won't admit he's dumb. Yeah, ignorantly blissful. He's ignorantly blissful. Yes,

503
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. Absolutely, yes, yes, yeah,

504
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: bliss is his he's blissful. Ignorance his bliss. But he

505
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: would when he wouldn't know, but when he wouldn't know things,

506
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: he'd be like, deers, how does this work? Like he

507
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: you know, that's confidence in in not knowing something, but

508
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: like I don't think yea, in his stupidity, that's that's

509
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: that's but a lot more times than that he would

510
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: have and for what it was, he would be confident

511
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: in what it was without knowing He's like, I don't

512
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: know this. Yeah. And then and then it goes Blake, okay, yeah,

513
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: the middle of the road, and it says, yeah, it

514
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: says it's pretty dumb. Were running out of characters. We're

515
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: all dumb as fun. Everybody in the show is dumb

516
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: as fun, he says. He says, the reason that you're

517
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: not as dumb as as me is you present several

518
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: pretty smart puns in dozens of episodes. Yes, thank you,

519
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 1: So that counts as intelligence in this guy's book, Yes,

520
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: but spoiled plans, Well, he's a writer and then it's

521
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: and then and then it calls Dir's the most likable

522
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: character and work aholics, and then you meet me on

523
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: the podcast and yeah, I don't know. Then you meet

524
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: him in real life, you're like, this guy's a pray

525
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 1: this guy needs his head in a toilet. Okay. He

526
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: is almost always presented in the position of smartest and

527
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: represents the group in tough situations, which is true. We

528
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: do lean on Jersey in those tough, tough situations we

529
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: found ourselves in. Absolutely, But that wasn't intelligence. That's not intelligence. No,

530
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: it was just he's likable. Well I think he's. No,

531
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: it says he's the most likable and then also pretty smart.

532
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: It's difficult to argue he isn't the smartest member of

533
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: the main trio. Durst takes on responsibilities that Adam and

534
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: Blake don't have the mind for. If the three are

535
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: going to an event, it is usually Durs who handles

536
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: things like tickets and transportation. Yes, yeah, that's true. We're

537
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: too dumb to get the tickets and figure out how

538
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: to get there. That has to We're really dumb. We

539
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: might have the idea to do the thing, or like

540
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: we gotta go to that concert. We have to go

541
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: to Rihanna concert or whatever. But then it's on durs

542
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: to figure out get us there by the ticket. But

543
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: then I'm dunking my body into Horta uh for clippers

544
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: tickets slippers baby. Well. Also there's a world where the

545
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: two played um to get to do that, you know whatever. Yeah, yeah,

546
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: because they know he can't help but step up into

547
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: the role of the leader because he's so dumb. I go,

548
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: you guys want me to be a leader? Of course

549
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: you do. Yeah, you can use that against him, absolutely,

550
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: very good, very good. By the way, this person who

551
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: wrote this might be very stoked that we're spending twenty

552
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: minutes on this. Yeah yeah, so uh, I have a

553
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: big shot out alex Um okay Montes Walker and then

554
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: it goes Montez smarter than drs. I don't know. We

555
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: never really dove in deep on Hound smarter or dumb.

556
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: I think he's smart, but he's gullible, right, Yeah, we

557
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: tricked him a lot. That's where I was like him often. Yeah,

558
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: he has a kid, he has a couple of cars.

559
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: Like there, he's married, Like you never did anything to

560
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: like stupid. He would like outwardly like dumbina shark. Yeah, yeah,

561
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: I agree with that. Yeah no, I don't think he

562
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: did anything really stupid, but he was always just wrapped up.

563
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: Mantes shows his smarts in the workplace. He often brags

564
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: about the efficiency of the job, highlighting his quick thinking

565
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: and reasoning. Very good, Okay. When the boys are up

566
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: to something, Montes is one of the first people to

567
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: notice their scheming. How many more characters are left in

568
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: this goddamn show? Just one? And here it is Alice,

569
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: smartest of the bunch, all right, the boss, the boss lady.

570
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: It's hard to argue Alice isn't the smartest character, and

571
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: it's always hard to argue for this guy. It's difficult

572
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: to argue this. It's hard to argue. He must be

573
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: arguing with a lot of people yelling at everybody at

574
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: his work that they need to do a Workaholics piece,

575
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: and they're like, dude, it's dead, dude, it's been off

576
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: the air for years. We don't need to write. And also,

577
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: what a weird like like rank them from like most

578
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: likable or like funniest or something like the smartest is

579
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: a weird He's obvious, right, like Alice, Alice is the smart.

580
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, Alys is for sure this one. Well,

581
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: that's what I think. I think all this is kind

582
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 1: of like perfect, Like he's saying it exactly how you

583
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: want your audience to interpret the show, you know what

584
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, I think we just thought Adam was

585
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: the dumbest overall. Overall. Yeah, but it makes sense head

586
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: injuries and all that if you're really just looking at it,

587
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,280
Speaker 1: you know, episode for episode, it makes sense that Jillian

588
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: and Carl are the dumbest if you look at it

589
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: episode episode they're coming in. But if you connect the

590
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: dots in between and be like, what's going on in between?

591
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: If you're watching bits and pieces of multiple episode yes clips,

592
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 1: and watching it can get confusing if you only are

593
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 1: following workaholics on Instagram, I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah,

594
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's got a lot of

595
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: content out of that show. But I think they're I

596
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: think they've kind of they messed up by not adding

597
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:55,280
Speaker 1: Bill because Bill is very intelligent. Ghostan ghostman jetson Jamie,

598
00:34:55,520 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: Who's Jamie? Made that person up? Jamie from um? Yeah?

599
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: Who Who's the smartest memorable character like that? You guys

600
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 1: can think of that came on and like that was

601
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: really smart. Yeah, that was actually intelligent. Everyone in our

602
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: universe was dumb. Yeah. The cop, the cop in the

603
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: porno theater, who's like that Semen? Yeah, move on. Yeah

604
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: he's great. I swim with that dude at the Rose

605
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: Bowl sometimes. Damn. The guy from Big Love with the

606
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: hard hair, flat top. Yeah really he's also Brooklyn nine

607
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 1: nine right, yep, yeah, he's great. He was great that

608
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:47,240
Speaker 1: that guy goes swimming. It's Semen, him and his kids.

609
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Can you take pictures of him next time

610
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: and send him to us? Um, you don't have to.

611
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,919
Speaker 1: I would like it, all right, before you change out

612
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,240
Speaker 1: of your suit, go up to him, just like snag

613
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: a selfie. Yeah yeah, yeah, I love that. It's just

614
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: gonna go on the internet. What is the protocol with that?

615
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: If you're swimming and maybe somebody recognizes you, are they

616
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: is it? Can I get my phone get a picture? Situation?

617
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: For sure? I say, give me a minute to chub up? Okay?

618
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: Is it? Because like there is the weird encounters where

619
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: people ask you for a photo in the bathroom and

620
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: that's always kind of like, okay, do it quick while

621
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,280
Speaker 1: my dick is still hard and out, still hard and out.

622
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: Who you're pissing into your own face? But like, yeah,

623
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: is it the same sort of awkward in the in

624
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: the swimming pool when they ask you and you've got

625
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: you know, your clothes off. I've never been asked for

626
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: a selfie at the pool. That's weird. Those people don't

627
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: have their phones with them usually that's gotta be the reason.

628
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: Usually be like NonStop phones. It'd probably be crazy. Yeah,

629
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: they'd be like, we gotta you can't swim here anymore.

630
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: It's uh, you don't have your phone just off to

631
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: the side of the pool. You keep it back in

632
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 1: the locks some people do. Some people will use lockers,

633
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, Well, you can always set your phone

634
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: up and then set it on like time or mode

635
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: and then and then fire it off with your with

636
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 1: your Apple watch, you know, so you can share that. Yeah,

637
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: you could pull You could just set it up and

638
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: be like, come here, I want to stay. What's up

639
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: to you? How you doing? Click? You know what I mean?

640
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: Are you ever since you've been a swimmer for so

641
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: for so long, are you ever like you're meeting a

642
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: group of people and you're in your speedo. Are you

643
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 1: ever like a little embarrassed by the size of your

644
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: cock in your speedo? Or Adam, are you ever liked

645
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: I should juice it up? Or adam? You know stop

646
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: what this is making me uncomfortable? Um? I feel like

647
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: as long as you have it in the right position,

648
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: you're okay. You know it's the positioning. Yeah, if you

649
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: have it like, it'll never get too small. There's some

650
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: positions where like the speedo kind of will press it

651
00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: down and back into your body. It's going inside. And

652
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: then it's just like one little yeah, one little nub

653
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: cut to commercials, cut commercials. In high school, I was

654
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: a true psychopath and I just remember this the other day.

655
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: You used to reduce yourself up. Oh god, what now

656
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 1: crank down in the pool? No? No No, no, But so

657
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: so there's a speedo that's like tight on you, right,

658
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: and then there's a drag suit. Do you guys know

659
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: what a drag suit is? Of course, I know what

660
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: a drag suit is. A looser speed other goes on

661
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: top of the speed It's like a loser speedo. It's

662
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: more like a box gun. It's more like a box cut.

663
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: I did not know this and it's like board shorts.

664
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, it's like a speedo on

665
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: top of a speedo, but it's a loser. I'm sorry why, Yeah,

666
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: but it's like it's like a baggy speed Oh. Just

667
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 1: so like when you are racing and you lose the

668
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: drag suit, you feel much faster, right, because it's not

669
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: like it's holding you back. Yeah, exactly. So at some

670
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: point in high school I just started only wearing the

671
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: drag suit without the speedo underneath, because because your cock

672
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 1: looks better just in the drag Cut commercial. I don't

673
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 1: even I don't think it looked better. It's just it's

674
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: it was like kind of fun to swim because then

675
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: it would just kind of like be loosen wagging, right

676
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: like the commercial. Well yeah, it was just kind of

677
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 1: like fun. You felt you were swimming naked, but then

678
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: when you get out of the pool kind of fun.

679
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: You just had your dick like fully kind of saran

680
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: wraps like Harrison Ford and the cry Oh whatever the

681
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 1: funk it was the Carbon Nite. My dick was just

682
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: like hands up like um, And I didn't realize it

683
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: until just the other day. I was like, that was

684
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: probably not okay or like just weird for everybody around. Yeah. No,

685
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: we're all getting a little weird and out about this one.

686
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: You guys are just I had to wear a onesie

687
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: for Mike and Dave need wedding dates. And I remember, like,

688
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: what do you mean onesie like a wrestling singlet? Like

689
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: a wrestling singlet? Sure, And I remember just like cock

690
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: to the side because I was like, I don't want

691
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: to cut to commercial, so I'm like pulling it to

692
00:39:55,840 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: the side, and it looked obscene exactly. I wore another

693
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: pair to like press everything down. It's like, you should

694
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: probably just wear another so you don't really notice it.

695
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm like, well, then I don't look

696
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: like I don't have a cock, sure, So then so

697
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 1: then I'm pulling into you can't say that. I think

698
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: everyone assumes you do have one, but yeah, no, I

699
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 1: don't know. The thing is, as long as you don't

700
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 1: have to spell and definition, you're okay. Yes, I covered

701
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,720
Speaker 1: this in the Ridge Crest of the Ridge Line Ridge Line.

702
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: I told you guys when I was Halloween shopping to

703
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: be Spider Man. It was a real big because I

704
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: have a very pronounced ridge and the ridge crest and

705
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: it's not easy having in a you know, protruding helmet

706
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: like that really cause a lot. Do you think you

707
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: if you fell off a building naked, do you think

708
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: you could catch the edge with your dick and save

709
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: your life? Here's the deal. If I could somehow detach

710
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 1: my dick and throw it, it could be used as

711
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: a grappling hooks grapple the grappling cock. Yeah, I have

712
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: a horror pooncock. Yeah, it's a real hook. At the end,

713
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 1: it's pointing listeners. Just when you thought we were going

714
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 1: to talk about our dicks today. Commercial cut a commercials

715
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: cut commercial. This is too much. This is making me

716
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: stick out. I'm getting sticked out, so like I'm getting

717
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: super sticked out. Alright, alright, alright is this sickenading? This

718
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: is sickenading me. I was hoping it would be tantilizing,

719
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 1: but it's sickenading. God, we don't want to be sickening.

720
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: So what what's the verdict? When you watched Mike and

721
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,240
Speaker 1: Dave back, do you see the Honda Ridge line? You should.

722
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to show you guys. Here there we go.

723
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: Because I was like, I was like Adam's weed just

724
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: hit because it's very quiet. Now, I'm trying to show

725
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: you guys. What now? What Now? That's that's what I'm

726
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: talking about. Why is it off to the side? Why

727
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: is it off to the side. Is your finger touching

728
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: the very end of it? Yeah, you're touching your own

729
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 1: dick in that moment. I'm probably trying to a little

730
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: little bit. I bet you are. There's no doubt in

731
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: my mind. Why is there a picture? Zach has a

732
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: picture of himself grabbing his dick too. Oh yeah, that's him.

733
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: I thought that was you, Adam, But we're adjusting. I

734
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 1: think people cared more about Zack stick and you know,

735
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: there's more photos of the TMZ. It ended up not

736
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: making the movie, I think because it was obscene. You know,

737
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 1: it's a little too risque. Yeah, it's sicken me off.

738
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 1: It was too like my cock is just like out

739
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: and about that. You made up for it with Game Over, man,

740
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: h Yeah, I really let him. I really let him

741
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: know it for that movie. Yeah, that was brought to

742
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: you by Honda Ridgeline. Yeah, we did that one. Do

743
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: I make you, dude? This is crazy. You guys were

744
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: fucking buffing this movie. Holy shit. I mean Adam was

745
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 1: eating tomatoes only and fainted at a Clippers game. Yeah.

746
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: This is the hardest you ever tried, isn't it, Adam? Yeah? Absolutely,

747
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: even harder than your bodybuilding episode in uh yeah, much

748
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: and much harder than that. Adam is like going toe

749
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: to toe with the fucking from baby. That's and you

750
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: can't you can't know. I mean, there was no there

751
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: was no wind in that place. But I didn't want

752
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 1: to look like and I still do. But I didn't

753
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: want it to be like I'm obviously the fat or

754
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: older brother, you know what I mean. I wanted to

755
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: look like I'm still in the same hint. Wanted the

756
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: hint of chunk, subtle chunk, a thin lay, thin layer

757
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: of softness. Yes, there's not really a hint here. What

758
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: was the deal? So he brought you kind of next

759
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: to f rom there? Yeah, anybody sure? But did he

760
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: kind of bring you? He brought you under his wing.

761
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: He kind of gave you the crazy because he must

762
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: be just absolutely insane with his regiment or what he

763
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 1: eats or whatever. No, he's talked about how he feels

764
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: like he's done damage to his body for Baywatch. Well

765
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,760
Speaker 1: they do the yeah, well that that they do. They

766
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 1: do the salt suck. Yeah, for Baywatch. He that was

767
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: after Mike and Dave and and he yeah, he got

768
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: absolutely shred for that. But no, for this, I think

769
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: he was trying to for Mike and Dave. I think

770
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: he was trying to meet me in the middle. Like

771
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 1: I noticed him like at the beginning of the movie,

772
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,919
Speaker 1: he was working out all the time, and I'm working

773
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: out all the time. And then I saw him like

774
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: kind of step it back and not work out every day,

775
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: and I'm like, he's such He's such a sweetheart. I

776
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:23,439
Speaker 1: think he was like he's really trying to stop eating. Yeah,

777
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 1: or he was like these days are long, I'm gonna

778
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna meet in the middle. Did they But did

779
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: they already shoot out his day? His like glamour day,

780
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean where it's like every day

781
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: is glamour day for Zach. Yeah, that's what it is. No,

782
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: there are those days where you get ready. But the

783
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: huge like the huge Jackman coming out of the water

784
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: super rips. And I talked to his trainer about that

785
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 1: and he was like he didn't drink water for like

786
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: seventy two hours before that, so he was just like

787
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,240
Speaker 1: ran wrapped in his skin and the vascularity was crazy,

788
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: and then as soon as it was done, he like

789
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: pigged out right. But we never had like a shirtless

790
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: Zach day on the show, Like we were always wearing those,

791
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: So there was never like that vanity day for him.

792
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: You wish that there was that day? Yeah, well he

793
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,879
Speaker 1: had it to himself for you. Well for me, I'm like, yeah,

794
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: I wanted to preserve that moment in time when I

795
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: did get in the best shape of my life. I'm like,

796
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: I kept pitching. I'm like Jake Samanski, the director, I'm like, hey,

797
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: maybe i'm shirt listening this one right, And he's like,

798
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: that would be funny. You're not that hit him. No,

799
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be funny. It'd be really sexy. That'd be funny. Yeah,

800
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: do you want to have your shirt off the whole movie? Um,

801
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 1: let's just put you in a singlet where we could

802
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: see your dickhead. Yeah yeah, throw on this singlet and

803
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: tuck it to the side. Stretch it out, stretch it out,

804
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: stretch it out, put it to the side. You can't

805
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 1: really see this ridge so much as the perfect shape

806
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 1: of perfect perfect. I think I posted a picture I

807
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: was working out one day and just afterwards stretching on

808
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: a mat, nice and stretching. So I get up from

809
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: the mall where I was laying uh belly down and

810
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: bully like sweat stain mark of my dick, and I

811
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: brought I brought everybody in the gym over the second. Everybody,

812
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: come look at this. That's kind of funny and you're like,

813
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 1: what what is this? What is this? Is this like

814
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 1: that's how you gotta do it. That's how you gotta

815
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: do it. You can't just say come look at my

816
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: dick here to be like, wait, what is this? Guys?

817
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: What is this on my on my sweat stain? I

818
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: got a picture I'll post come here. I was just

819
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: laying down. I was just laying down, dude. This is

820
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 1: actually weird. In me out, dude, Yeah, I'm kind of

821
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: freaked out, freaked out right now? What is this? I

822
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: wasn't even on this map? What is it? Is it moving?

823
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 1: I was laying down here? Do you think a ghost

824
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: was laying down next to me? Matt? Did somebody drop

825
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: a banana over here? This is weird? Yeah, that was

826
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: soaked in like weird. This is so weird, Like what

827
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: is this? It's like you can see those are my thighs.

828
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: That is my abdomen. But what is it? What is that?

829
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 1: But what does that drop? A banana and two Kiwi's

830
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 1: down here? Yeah, that's it my lunch. It's my lunch.

831
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: It was banana Kiwi's. That was my lunch. Oh yeah,

832
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: that's right. I had a whole hard salami right where

833
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: my like belly button stops like a little below that.

834
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 1: And then I started I started like showing my shorts

835
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: to everybody. I mean, isn't my shortsts? I mean I

836
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: forgot those. I will say, those are some of my

837
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: favorite jokes right there, people to look at your pains,

838
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: forcing people to acknowledge the disgusting thing. Ye wait, what

839
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: is that? That's obnoxious? It's obnoxious. Obnoxious comedies, my favorite commercials.

840
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: If you had to say what it is? What is it?

841
00:47:56,280 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: I would say, it's your cat, my cock, that my dick.

842
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: That's like when that dude is getting searched by the

843
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: police by yeah, and then you can't believe it. Then

844
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: you can't believe it is. What's no way that's you? Yeah,

845
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 1: wait a second, that's like a really nice looking cock though,

846
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: that would be hilarious. Mike do you think that's my dick.

847
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: That's incredible. But no, no, no, no, sir, no, there's

848
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: no way that beautiful thing is my co that can't

849
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: You know what? You might be right that wait, hold on,

850
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: that would be just take a peek real quick second,

851
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: because I was the one lane here and this is

852
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: where my cock would be. You might be right. Wait,

853
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: holy sh it, hang on a minute. I'm seeing now.

854
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: It's like a magic I'm saying, Yeah, I get it,

855
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: that is my cock. I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.

856
00:48:49,000 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for that. That's what I apologize that. That's

857
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: an interesting unit of measurement. I'm gonna go get I'm

858
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: hungry for a subway sandwich. Speaking of six inches, I'm

859
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: gonna go get that half a sandwich at sum I'm

860
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 1: gonna go get half of a foot long. Let's go

861
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: any flowers, giveaways, take backs. I'm a man dead ringers,

862
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: dead ringers of the slam on you, slam on you,

863
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: slam on you, good sir, you know what I'm gonna

864
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 1: do with take back. I went a little hard on

865
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: the on the Twizzler lovers. I mean, you know, if

866
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: you like twizzlers to each of the more red liquorice

867
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 1: Red Vines for me. Okay, but I'm still not a fan.

868
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,760
Speaker 1: But I'm sorry I went so hard on you. Guys

869
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 1: had great commercials I remember as a shot or whatever. Yeah,

870
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,399
Speaker 1: eighties early nineties style. I feel like red Vine never

871
00:49:55,440 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: did a commercial. They don't have to people, people, What

872
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: is with red Vine? People? They didn't have to do commercials.

873
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 1: There's such a specific breathe. It's that baby blue packaging,

874
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,479
Speaker 1: baby yummy. They love it. Why do they value tub?

875
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: The value tub, dude? And by the way, red Vine

876
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: is so far. I bet Twistler blows them out the

877
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: fucking water. Kyle's got exactly right. The world loves til.

878
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: It's the value tub. Red Vines is the working man's liquorice.

879
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: You get the value tub at Costco. You got the

880
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: kids can eat from it for a whole freaking three months.

881
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: My dad worked for the railroad and we got Twizzler.

882
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: It wasn't out of the price range. It's not like

883
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: it was crazy expensive. Why don't you cry about it? Well,

884
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: my dad worked construction and we had the ones in

885
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 1: the tubs, the red vines. Let me just say this,

886
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: anything coming in a tub gross And my dad worked

887
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 1: at Crazy Shirts, and it's true. Do you have any

888
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 1: crazy shirts anymore? Oh? I wish because talk about cyclical

889
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 1: things coming back around. If I could have that great

890
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 1: kid crazy shirts. There's crazy shirts in Hawaii, bro I

891
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: saw one when I was up there. Yeah, I think

892
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: they're the only ones left, right, Peter, Crazy shirts. Here

893
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 1: are your flowers. They're on island time, that's it. Yeah, yeah,

894
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 1: they'll never get over here. They're on island time. If

895
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: I could do a take back, I think I would

896
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:29,439
Speaker 1: change my flavor to like that coconut soby flavor that's

897
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:34,240
Speaker 1: still that's a good one, Like peanut colata. Did anyone

898
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 1: mix that with anything for like a little like high school,

899
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: like a peanut colada, like with some rum or something

900
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: that might be all right, right, like I'm the way

901
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 1: to plant some that is what a pinut colada is

902
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: is rum? Well then yeah, yeah, you got it right

903
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, yeah, that would be good. Alright, guys,

904
00:51:53,880 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: that's another episode. Yea, Kyle, did you do your dead ringer?

905
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: What's up? Oh ringer? Oh? Kiana Reeves? Bro Me my

906
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: son looked at a fucking People magazine and Kiana Reeves

907
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 1: on the cover, and he was like Daddy cutting that ring.

908
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 1: That's a dead ringer right here. Man. It's not making

909
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:28,399
Speaker 1: in the episode. That's not on the podcast side. Bit