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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode Alchemy. This I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes, that Kevin Pollock was that. Well. If

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Speaker 1: the adage what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas were upheld,

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Speaker 1: then all the future losers wouldn't hear about all the

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Speaker 1: winner's stories and not be as compelled to play. This

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Speaker 1: game of chance in Vegas would close in a month.

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Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's meet our alchemists, shall we? In

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Speaker 1: no particular order? Say hello? But that's a ragling Venetia.

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Speaker 1: Tell me the truth about marsh Mellows. That is the truth.

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Speaker 1: And finally someone had the guts to say it, taking

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Speaker 1: me it's James Eney, Johnny Jimbo Jackson. Is it true

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Speaker 1: you once kissed a horny toad for luck? Not for luck,

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Speaker 1: not for luck, for lust, No, no for for a trip,

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Speaker 1: and a T Team. I learned today I can't listen

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Speaker 1: to the show while eating lunch at work anymore. I

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Speaker 1: think it was a noodle in the nose. I laughed

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Speaker 1: so hard I spit out a mouthful of spinach of

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Speaker 1: the green scene suggestion. You're all graduating from med school,

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Speaker 1: heading off to your various residency assignments. However, as you

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Speaker 1: drink away celebrating before you begin the next harrowing phase

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Speaker 1: of doctor ing, you realize some of you aren't as

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Speaker 1: prepared to save lives as you thought. Keep up the

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Speaker 1: good work from Michael Parlotto, who, by the way, is

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Speaker 1: our newest Welcome Michael. You can have that as a

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Speaker 1: sound bite, Michael. We'll ship that to your next Hey,

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Speaker 1: who's like, who's got the bourbon and vodka? Invoking for Lisa?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? All right, shots all around, gentlemen, we deserve

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, a duge that that kind of shots?

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Speaker 1: Doctor killed there? Why are you sober? I don't drink? Great?

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Speaker 1: All right, that's so good. That's great that we're gonna

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Speaker 1: hit off Jimmy's vape. No, I'm sober, sober, sober, so sober, sober.

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Speaker 1: He's only sober for a month. No, that's that's not true.

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Speaker 1: I had a real bout with drugs and alcohol and

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Speaker 1: shot of penicilla. That's unbelievable. That let's get another shot.

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Speaker 1: I think before we do, I think it's been nice

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Speaker 1: to just left my panties in the bathrooms. Oh gosh.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like we're at a certain level, at

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Speaker 1: a certain level that if we're called to action, we

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Speaker 1: need to be ready for you think you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: called in the emergency room right now. Perhaps we don't

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Speaker 1: have residencies yet, but we already had residencies. We're going

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Speaker 1: to We took an oath, guys. I've got the drinks

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Speaker 1: to the table, let me put these down the water

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Speaker 1: for you, and we're ready to take any order for food.

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Speaker 1: If anybody's ready to order sticks. All right, I'm a vegetarian. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well we are sticks. We'll bring the primary cuffs and

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Speaker 1: then we have a primary cuffs. Puff me up. Now.

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Speaker 1: Usually I usually trolled the waiter after i've food, throw

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Speaker 1: away the meat. I would tell you what I forgot

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom. But we just met. Oh would you

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Speaker 1: like to wait? Wait? Wait, wait wait, med school students

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Speaker 1: diagnose him. Look at that big blood let's complexion. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's see a dilated pupils. Since as a kid, see

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Speaker 1: really loose teeth. That's what I'm getting very just came

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Speaker 1: here for one second. Will you breathe in and out?

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Speaker 1: In and out? He seems fine? Does he? Let's do

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Speaker 1: a surgery right now, get on the table. This is

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. We need to remain unaltered. Unaltered.

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Speaker 1: We are in a restaurant. That means there are people here.

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Speaker 1: If something were to happen, we'd be able to snatch it.

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Speaker 1: That's sorry about sorry, thank you sorry. So that's going

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Speaker 1: to be one for each finger of each person. When

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Speaker 1: you haves we have mushroom peppers. I wanted those side

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Speaker 1: of marian Era comes with that, it sounds like enough

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Speaker 1: for starters. Why don't I just impervious to deep fried food?

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Speaker 1: Second doctors a better class of people. And you heard

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Speaker 1: it's pretty exciting that when you talk like that, and

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Speaker 1: for you, I can kind of suggest the portabellow. It's

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Speaker 1: almost like a steak. No, I want some things as

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Speaker 1: far away from steak as possible. Well, it's not a steak.

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Speaker 1: It's salad. Will be fine, no dressing, passive aggressive salad. Alright,

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Speaker 1: secret that I scored second highest in the class. It

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Speaker 1: is no secret because you just say it a lot.

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Speaker 1: Second highest. But I don't know how how many steaks

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Speaker 1: you wanted there. We need to have five steaks, and

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Speaker 1: I'm just a plain salad with no dressing. No dressing. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna in that salad. That's what I do. Alright, No,

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Speaker 1: it's he's a doctor. I think it might be. You

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Speaker 1: got doctors in the house. There's the doctors. Honestly, they

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Speaker 1: seemed like they were having a jovial time. They're celebrating jovial.

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Speaker 1: It's joyous. Hey, Marco, I've been soaking to let us

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Speaker 1: in a bacon juice. Good do you want to do?

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Speaker 1: You might keeping one virgin salad, salads, all these salads. Fuck, bitch.

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Speaker 1: Look but we'll tell you what to do on the floor.

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Speaker 1: You don't tell us what to do in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is a lot of doctors, and there's

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Speaker 1: probably a big typically. My sister in laws a doctor.

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Speaker 1: She talks yea. Yeah, anybody portabello mushroom yet, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: just sitting here ready to make it. Nobody gonna portabello mushrooms.

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Speaker 1: I'm standing by if you need it, do me a favorite.

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Speaker 1: No one's ordered. Just make a portabello mushroom into Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just make one. We'll see what happens at okay, thousand

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Speaker 1: years old? Alright. We found him when we bought the building.

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Speaker 1: I know. I try just not to jump when I

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Speaker 1: see him, but I can't. I've been here for five years.

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Speaker 1: It makes me squirrels. As far as I know from

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Speaker 1: the scrolls, he's a Demi guy. I just think he

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Speaker 1: should be wearing a hairnet. That is inappropriate. You can't

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Speaker 1: put a hand out on him. It burns right off

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Speaker 1: trying here. We got your mortals kill me. Pretty funny

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Speaker 1: mushroom up. Oh that was fast. It's a fast cook. Okay,

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Speaker 1: can you guys, get those steaks ready. It's cooked through,

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Speaker 1: nothing more disgusting and a raw mushroom inside. Are you

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Speaker 1: sure let's cut through you? Look, Lenny hasn't cooked that off.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't really know how far to cooking. That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm asking like, Are you sure? Excuse me? Where to Yes,

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Speaker 1: this portable emotionom is not cooked all the way through? Um,

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Speaker 1: do you mind if I stick my pinky finger into it?

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Speaker 1: I do. I don't want to see it. You can

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Speaker 1: take it in the back and do whatever you want

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Speaker 1: to it. I'm just telling you, quiet Ginger a service animal.

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Speaker 1: Why else would I bring a dog in a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: It's not wearing any sort of what shoes? No a vest?

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Speaker 1: Oh I gotta put a vest on my dog now,

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Speaker 1: Just you feel comfortable. I just don't to share to

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Speaker 1: service me. Okay, well you it seems like you snuck

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Speaker 1: it in. Why don't you just sorry? I had to

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. I hope they didn't undercook your

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Speaker 1: bordebello because if they did, you could die. He could die,

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Speaker 1: really very sensitive to undercook. I'm so sorry. Let me

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Speaker 1: take now best way in the world. Yes, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Yeah, he was trying to give me

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Speaker 1: unbelievable you know what we can do? Not eat here

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Speaker 1: ever again? Growing his life on yelp. Hey, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I just overheard what was going on at your table

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Speaker 1: day and I was wondering, what do you like ties?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to buy a tie? Dad? Please? Guys?

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Speaker 1: Is our only weekend together? I could certainly use a

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Speaker 1: couple of times. Well, I got, I got. I need

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Speaker 1: to make this sale, all right, I gotta do this

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Speaker 1: every weekend. What do you want me to do? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Not work? I didn't go to doctor school, alright, you

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Speaker 1: get that. Huh. You're going to be better than me.

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Speaker 1: You got to be better than I don't feel it.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to leave me for him? Well, it's

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Speaker 1: not that I want to. I'm compelled. I mean, I've

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Speaker 1: been getting this vibe for what thirty years? But this

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Speaker 1: seems real. Well, you don't like ties, You've never worn

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Speaker 1: a tie. I'm not a big fan of time. Are

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Speaker 1: you leaving me for him? Not yet? How the Okay?

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Speaker 1: When I was sixteen years old, I know, Dad, let

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Speaker 1: me just say it. The lake house was always there,

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Speaker 1: all right? Now they burned down and I got nothing

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Speaker 1: to leave to you, all right, I don't. All I

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Speaker 1: want is just quality time. You want a quality tie,

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Speaker 1: and here is a steak steak, Oh my god, around

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Speaker 1: a little bit, you know what, We're going to have

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Speaker 1: those post appetizers post appetizer in the name of Hippocrates.

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Speaker 1: Bring them now, alright, let me take these steaks steaks back, man,

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Speaker 1: it means to steak. What the hell's going on? Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: what doctor's your fool? Where salad? Well, here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: These are two meals, and I'm gonna let you choose

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Speaker 1: from this salad. Okay, there you go. Okay, but you

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Speaker 1: don't want to even try this porta bello mushroom. It

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Speaker 1: looks undercooked. I need another another. Let's come round of shots,

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Speaker 1: couple of shas. Alright, a little phollow, Okay, I'll look.

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna tell me that you got a bread

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Speaker 1: at first and then fry? You're wrong? All right? I

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Speaker 1: didn't tell you that, did I just? Yeah? I have

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Speaker 1: had my headphones on. I have been listening to a show.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even interacting with you. What show am I

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Speaker 1: listening to? Bitch episodes audio? You didn't freak go oh

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Speaker 1: my god, the port of Bello. They're not eating it.

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Speaker 1: Everybody thinks it's other cooked. Don't tell you personally, Kenny.

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Speaker 1: I talked to you, didn't Kenny. I'm in the middle

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Speaker 1: of an emergency here, Okay. I need some lots of

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Speaker 1: rea sticks, staff, and I need to get a shack.

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Speaker 1: We don't make sticks stack. No, I need sticks. Stat

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Speaker 1: that it's super quick. It's doctor for fast. I must

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Speaker 1: be picking up some doctors speak from the table, doctor's doctors.

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Speaker 1: Just just look at me for one second. Peace. Now

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Speaker 1: look over at the customer over there, that man with

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Speaker 1: the small dog. Am I am I seeing something? Or

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Speaker 1: your gender. Excuse me? Yes, yes, what are you doing? Back? Here.

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Speaker 1: you did you I lost a galaga already? What is gallagher? Galaga?

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Speaker 1: Here's here's fifty more, here's more sense. Look, I just

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Speaker 1: cloth and hoofs. No, I cannot no, I need help, Martha.

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Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, a lot of money. Listen, you're fired. Okay,

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Speaker 1: need to calm down as in me. Okay, I'm sorry, son.

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00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,919
Speaker 1: The Mayor is going to auction tomorrow, so every the

415
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,360
Speaker 1: tensions are high. You came in a weird time. Hey,

416
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: may I got your feet. Do anywody to put it

417
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: back in the tropiclate? Just mix it up? Okay right here, Yeah,

418
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 1: that'd be great. Thank you. All right, listen, I told

419
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: you I had your back. But this is a pattern.

420
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,199
Speaker 1: You only fall in love with dead people. Look, this

421
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 1: is my last day here. Martha's made that very clear.

422
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: So I'm going to make this special. I'm gonna slice

423
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: his body up and feel it full of candy. She

424
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: is a goddamn treat and people need to know she's

425
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: a treat. If I can't have her, well then I

426
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 1: want to share her with everybody. This is my last

427
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: day here, and if I don't do the right thing now,

428
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: I will forever. What is the right thing, Jim, it's

429
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: so I'm appreciate everyone's patience. I don't know where she is.

430
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 1: I've talked to the funeral director to bring her out again.

431
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:28,719
Speaker 1: So just just just sit here. We go, We thank you,

432
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: thank you? Okay, please, well, well as you all make

433
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: candy coming as your as you all make your way

434
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: up to pay your respects, go ahead, and she's just

435
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: pulling her nose and see what comes out on mars bar.

436
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: That's for you, a little boy. Thanks God. This is

437
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: so disrespectful you to stay at that. This took a

438
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 1: lot of engineering. Is there any snickers in there? Any

439
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: snickers you want him to dig around for? It? Is

440
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 1: that what you're asking? No, I'm asking for you to

441
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: treat this woman with the respect that she deserves. She

442
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 1: is his candy girl and she's got loving her I

443
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: got your back. I was wrong. No, I just can't explain.

444
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: Lovely love is my fautial making it work? Thank you Martha.

445
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: What song is this? Sugar? Sugar? So actually we want

446
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: to get rid of the mortuary and just making a

447
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: full time pizza shop. Yeah, well the Lisa's signs so

448
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: not on. Yeah, we're at a business that we went

449
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: out with a bang, and I don't think it's going

450
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: to be a good press for us. Yeah, I mean,

451
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: I mean to be honest, I got cliff, Yeah, what

452
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: is the problem with a building seven? It was a

453
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: funeral home than a pizza parlor than a pizza parlor,

454
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: and a funeral home and the lease isn't signed yet

455
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: you're supposed to close this and I know I had

456
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: a handshake deal. What does that mean? It means we

457
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: shook on it, and uh, I mean when has that

458
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: ever worked? Back Home is just another one of those

459
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: back home stories, just because just because I have a

460
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: family of doctors, well, well well guests who bought the mayor? Yeah,

461
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: I figured you did. What am I going to do

462
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: with you? A little piggy? You know, my stalls not

463
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 1: very big. What am I gonna do with that curly tail?

464
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 1: How the mighty have fallen? Swept you up at auction

465
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: for five dollars? You were talking, I was in the room.

466
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: I like to have an audience. All right, I'm gonna

467
00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: step out. Yeah, you can go. Thank you for handling,

468
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: Thank you for buying me. Um. I told your solf,

469
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: no matter what you do in this town, they're still

470
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: going to see you as a pig. You can see

471
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: yourself about your full pig. I'm gonna root for truffles.

472
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: Good luck on it. I appreciate you buying me, and

473
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: I appreciate the fancy three shot you have fashion for

474
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: my potly body. Yeah, you're a little mayor pig, My

475
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: little mayor pig. This could get interesting. You know, when

476
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: you buy something at auction, you can kill it. This

477
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: is what I understood. Yes, you can fall in love

478
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: with it, that is also true. Or you could make

479
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: it a companion, or you could sell it on Craig's

480
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: List or in the Penny Saber. Yep, all of those

481
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: are appropriate actions. The fact that you now have bought

482
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: me an auction, and you can also I've heard in

483
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: rare cases such as this. You can hand me the

484
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: paperwork so I can be the mayor. That is true

485
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: me eccentric millionaires. I would happy to do so. I

486
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: have no thumbs. Hey, look that spider wrote some mayor

487
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: in her web. Oh no, well not, I can't kill him.

488
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: Is that mine's? I don't think it's mine. I don't

489
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 1: have one. Hello, it might be mine. You can leave?

490
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 1: Oh my bad? Hello? Yes, hello, yes, I was to

491
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: speak to the lady of our house about the purchase

492
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: of the pig Man. I am someone called my phone

493
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: be looking for you. You pretty good with that phone

494
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: for no thumbs? Hello, this is the lady of the house.

495
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: Is I'm calling about the pigmya biuncle delmore? Yes, I

496
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 1: would like to outbid you for the Pigmia. I've already

497
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: bought the pig man. I understand everyone else, Who are you?

498
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: How did you get his number? That's unimportant. I'm gonna

499
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: have to change that piggy. You don't get your own phone.

500
00:31:56,040 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: Everyone has a price, Yes, name yours for the piggy?

501
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: Maya three billion dollars? How about four? Okay? Better? And

502
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: I don't have a man combined with a briefcase full

503
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: of cash. That should be hidden. Okay, um, get it.

504
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: Don't you approve the amount? The big man. Here's your brief.

505
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: Come on, come on a bit, Come on, Piggy, get

506
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 1: in the car, Get in the cart, Get in the car. Alright, relax, relax,

507
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy, I'm so excited to see what

508
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: my boss is gonna do with you. Shut the you're

509
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: also a mayor actor, I mean actually' you know what

510
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say. Let's give me one second. I'll

511
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: put you on speaker hands for Hello, Bianca del more.

512
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: The money's all here, pat news. The deed has already

513
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: been made in my name. I'm the mayor. That's we're

514
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: we're going to use them for breakfast. And since that day, kids,

515
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: this town has only had fully human mayors. Mrs pac

516
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: Man made into bacon. The mayor was made in the baking.

517
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: We're still eating them to this day. You have a tail,

518
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: I don't have a tale. Your pants down? The shall

519
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: I do that? That's in the Plebrian. You don't have

520
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: a take all right, kids, I don't take a pant kids,

521
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: I don't normally do this, but I will take my pants. Okay,

522
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 1: what in the what are you doing to these kids.

523
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: What they asked if I had a tail? Are you

524
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: an l O V E with them? I don't. I

525
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: can't spell children. Are you okay? Yeah, we're fine. Just

526
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: didn't because I didn't think we're supposed to do. I

527
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: felt weird. And you know, if he does have a

528
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: big deal, I don't know. It wasn't sexual nature. If

529
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: that's what you're asking. We just want to see. Does

530
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: he have a pigtail? Yeah, yeah, I think sure. Look

531
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: I'm just the town historian. I think it was a

532
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: skin tag I saw from between my fingers. Look to

533
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: have a coiled nature. Fine, fine, carry on, cant I'm

534
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 1: gonna leave you in this What are we calling this building? Now?

535
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 1: It used to be a mortuary, than it was a

536
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: pizza place. And it was a mortuary pizza place. Now

537
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: it's school. Only you in this school. You kids want

538
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: to see a dead body, let's see to This one

539
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: is from Eva. Dear alchemists. I've had the pleasure of

540
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: listening to you since the dawn of your existence and

541
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: want to say thank you for filling the empty and

542
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: endless void of driving to work. Here's my suggestion you

543
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 1: take on the royal wedding of the year any country.

544
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 1: It's the biggest news across the globe. But holy schnike,

545
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,439
Speaker 1: someone crashes it with an objection. Lots of love from

546
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: a Virginia grad student. Eva, not Eva, but if you

547
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: read this on air, I guess you can call me

548
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 1: whatever you want. I'm gonna go with Eva. All right.

549
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:25,720
Speaker 1: All the guests arrived, Yes, excellent, they're all seated. Yes, fine,

550
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: Hello royal family, that the wedding may proceed. What was

551
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:36,879
Speaker 1: your name again? How do you spell that? Just as

552
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: it sounds? She shot again? Two ends? All right, thank

553
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 1: you very much. Have you been paid? No? Perfect, Sorry

554
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: to disturbed mom. It seems that all the guests have

555
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 1: been seated. Wonderful. So if we wanted to start off

556
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: the road wedding in the next couple of hours, that

557
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: would be great. See, things are a bit tired at

558
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: the moment, I understand. Do you know if the king

559
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: is ready to do? My lips look like they're in

560
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: the correct place. I've been struggling with this crown. Oh well,

561
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 1: your lips are certainly said it. It's the lipstick that seems.

562
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: That's more what I was referring to. How photographed do

563
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: you think better? Better than normal? Would be my guest,

564
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: and that's all that matters. This isn't a tacky Can

565
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: we get you another libation? Tacky? Tacky tacky? How long

566
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: have you worked for? Look? Man, this is going to

567
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 1: be this is your day. Man, this is crazy. You're

568
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 1: gonna be a king. I'm glad you're here for this

569
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: this while I'm going to be a prince and then

570
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: some day. This is fucking nuts. Dude, roy are you

571
00:36:55,400 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: going to be marrying my daughter today? Yes, that's right, guys.

572
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: I would really like you to take this seriously. This

573
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: is a royal wedding. We're taking it serious. Were drunk,

574
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: both of you. It's a wedding. We're a bus one.

575
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 1: We're just a little bus from last night Chad took

576
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 1: me out. You're supposed to be the best man, Oh yeah,

577
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: I got the best. Fucked up. This is my big day.

578
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to stop the wedding. No, I'm in love

579
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 1: with her. Oh by the way, yes, you're very darling.

580
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: Oh thank you. Thought maybe we would be together at

581
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: the end of this something your best friends so long.

582
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 1: But no, you're still going to stop the wedding. From tickets,

583
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: tickets tickets for the away, give me one second. You're

584
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: talking to that doll. Yeah, it's a gift for the

585
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: Royal wedding when they come right through. Oh, thank you

586
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 1: funny with gifts Skettica of Jesus Cross. I'm so glad

587
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,479
Speaker 1: you're here with me. I can't believe he used made

588
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: to get in made, darling, little Dolly that was hoping

589
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: you'd marry you. Today's the day you die, darling, and

590
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: today's the day I'm born again. Sorry, do you know

591
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: what that guys talking to your dollar and keeps on

592
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: saying that the doll is going to die. All I

593
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: can hear is that loud ticking. So I just don't

594
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,919
Speaker 1: get out of that. Might be one of those things,

595
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 1: is it really? It just keeping interesting? Could you would

596
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: you mind checking inside like it? I can. I want

597
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: to give a loose diagnose. I'm just I'm just afraid

598
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: that there might be an ear wigan, might year an

599
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: earwig and earwig And I don't think you ever loved

600
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: me fully? Yeah why not? I don't know. You always

601
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: gave me some attitude. I'm not trying to give your

602
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: attitude and try to give you everything you've ever wanted.

603
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: If that's your problem, why who are you. I'm just

604
00:38:54,320 --> 00:39:02,320
Speaker 1: your doll, just my doll. Check it off, your highness,

605
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: if you can tie me through the protocol, through the ceremony,

606
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: like one more time, because it's a lot drink of

607
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: course you drink from this dress one day. Man, I

608
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 1: had to get my stomach painted. No one's going to

609
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: be able to nick. Everybody called out. You will be

610
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: standing at the end of the aisle. I will bring

611
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: my daughter. Wake up. Oh sorry, man, you're going to

612
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: be up. I got like an hour last night. Wake

613
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: up and put a shirt out. Nobody needs to see

614
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: your look when I found in my pocket, let's blow.

615
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 1: Hey Kingo, Kingo, No, dude off, call me Kingo. You

616
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: know what, until today, I honestly wasn't aware you existed.

617
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:00,919
Speaker 1: King of this country? Hey Kingo? Yes, how soon after

618
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make it stick, thanks bro. How soon

619
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: after the ceremony? Can't make a royal pronouncement? What do

620
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 1: you mean immediately the ceremony? Where you want out of

621
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 1: the day. I don't quite understand what my daughter seasoned you,

622
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 1: but you're acting like a dumb dumb like Shirvan and

623
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: I met freshman year and it was love. Are your

624
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:40,720
Speaker 1: girls are freak father daughter? How is my love? He's listen,

625
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: this is This is gonna be hard for me to say,

626
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: because what I say we will have to live with forever.

627
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: But I don't want you to marry him. I've drawn

628
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 1: into the mouth on my face. Sweet sweetness, you look fantastic.

629
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: I now have too, and each of them looks better

630
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: than the powder. If I remove the mouth, it will

631
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: make a terrible mess. Sh I'm so sorry. I have

632
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: two mouths for your special day. It's okay, please give

633
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: me an this is important and actually and they put.

634
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: I want this wedding not to go on. I want

635
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: to stop the wedding. Your groom to be is drunk.

636
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 1: If we're towels, they are on the tea towels. But

637
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: I want to stop this wedding as well, good good,

638
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: good cook love with someone else with what I'm in

639
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: love with the doll maker? What why? Listen? Chance that

640
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: you fucked on the first date? Well, how many people

641
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: are in love? Well? I fun chat on the first date,

642
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: which makes me feel like I should marry him. It's

643
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 1: just this dollmaker. We've yet to touch, and yet I'm

644
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 1: still pulling this thing out. Man, I don't know what

645
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: the hell's inside your ear, but this is I think

646
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: it's got stop pulling stuff pulling. It's like a necklace. Yeah,

647
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 1: it's like a necklace down your ear. Kid the kid, No, No,

648
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: he's my twin brother. He's my here. And before I

649
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 1: pronounced these two husband lives. If anyone has any reason

650
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 1: they should not, please make me your I do me?

651
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: Young man? What is your name? How did you get

652
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: inside the church? It was with a man mouth is

653
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: falling off, my man, I will ask only one more time.

654
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: You name? My name is Jonathan Wick? Are you the

655
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 1: dog maker? John Wick? How do you know John will

656
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: Ship got in here? Mr? Wick? What is your disagreement

657
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: with this union? And before God, ladies and gentlemen, all

658
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: of you who are gathered here today, go on. I

659
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: asked that you what get to it? Dude? You need

660
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 1: to make a royal pronouncement. Don't you give me a

661
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: round of applause? If you believe in true love? I

662
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: just truly chivan Is this true? Yes? V the doll maker? Yes, father,

663
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: he's obviously the dog He's got a doll with him.

664
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: That embars of me? Are you embarrassed of me? No? Mother,

665
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: My makeup is atrocious. You know, I want slid a

666
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: country into battle sweet in the middle of the wedding.

667
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 1: Don't call me king. And she is not my first

668
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: chose and she's a second. All right. We didn't even

669
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: know when we got together. I know what's up? Do anywhere? Blow?

670
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: I don't. But I have these pills with a little

671
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 1: syringe on it. You just squeeze it in, push it

672
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: in your rain, and then you pop the pill into

673
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: the syringe and then something happens. What we do not know?

674
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: These pills are in a syringe. No, no, no, the

675
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: pill is the syringe. All right, doll maker, step up,

676
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: step up. If you've got things to say, do it's

677
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: John Wick. I bring this dolls, not but as a symbol.

678
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill John Wick's doll. Don't touch this doll.

679
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: Don't touch this doll. Touch me. Don't touch this doll. Chiffon,

680
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: make this stop. I can't. I'm want to rip the

681
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: head off this doll. John Wick, don't you do that.

682
00:44:54,440 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 1: Don't you do that? I don't gotten the late Oh ship,

683
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: we died? Do we die? I think we died, bros.

684
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 1: What happened? I think boyd man? All right? Next, next one,

685
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: please step up. Excuse me, I'm next. I'm a doctor,

686
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: I'm a king. I should I choked on primary at

687
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: a steakhouse still being the queen do nothing for one

688
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: at such a place. I can only talk to one

689
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 1: of you to die. Oh, bother gummy drumstick? Who would

690
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: like to enter the kingdom? I do believe that it

691
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: is the king. I should be the first to go

692
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 1: through the gate. Fine, that's so bitchy, but he's never

693
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:55,359
Speaker 1: been chivalrous. Your name is king O? Is that true?

694
00:45:56,239 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: Damn it? They're all dead. Say for you and I,

695
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: as I dreamed it would be. You have dreams, chavon. Oh,

696
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 1: they're waking up. They're waking up. Smash the head. They

697
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: all sound the same. What the fund happened? I was

698
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 1: dead for a minute there, I was gone. Dude, I'm

699
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: glad you were there. You were there. I hope I

700
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 1: was there. Wonderful Nick? Did you dose everybody? Well? Well,

701
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: if you excuse us, the guy and Van say something, yes,

702
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: how can I help you? Peter? Where did everybody else

703
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:55,879
Speaker 1: behind me in the gate go? What happened? Apparently they

704
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 1: will called back. I'd like to go back. They have

705
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 1: three questions you must send to enter the kingdom of

706
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: the law. I'd like to go question number one, how

707
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: did you die? I choked on a steak at a restaurant.

708
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: I thought that was clear first. No, I was first.

709
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 1: Actually you should go ahead, go ahead and go find

710
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: the man who choked on a steak. You choked on

711
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 1: a steak and died? Yes, I did, and none of

712
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: my fellow doctors helped me. But I was choking on

713
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 1: a mozzarella stick. That's hard to do. It is hard,

714
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: but when you put ten in it once I overestimated

715
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: the girth of my throat. It's only one way to

716
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: find out. So they're all dead. Oh no, everyone's alive

717
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: except for the king. Except for the king. The king

718
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: is dead. So I'm king now right now? What do

719
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:49,240
Speaker 1: you think I think it should be? Chad? What Chads?

720
00:47:49,320 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: My best man? You're not married yet. No one can

721
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: be king, but Chivon. You could make one badass queen. No, No,

722
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 1: I get to do it by myself. Mother, you're not well.

723
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: I get to do this by I once led a

724
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: country and I hollowed out squashes and filled them with grenades,

725
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 1: and I said to the children, take these to your

726
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: mother's and the rest as they say genocide. Hey, you know,

727
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: old lady, I'm totally down to like sack up with

728
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: you and I'll be your king. You be my queen,

729
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 1: lady what man, dude, trust me on this. I'm gonna

730
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: get you in, all right, I'll be I was already in.

731
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: I'll be your dad. I never loved you, von oh man,

732
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:52,800
Speaker 1: I never loved you. Hurt, what's up with? She's sending

733
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: like very mixed messages like do you want to leave you?

734
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: I never loved you? But then also you should be king? Yeah,

735
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: like nuts, it's nuts, and you're my stepdaughter. Keep your

736
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: step in check. Look that's Spider wrote true love in

737
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 1: that whim with Spider with It's starting, but it's gonna

738
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 1: take a minute. I think it's an L and L. No, No,

739
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: it's a T. No. Is that how you spell? I

740
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: think that's just I think that's just a web. We

741
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 1: gotta move this king's body because that open chest that's

742
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: my father. I'll take him. Sarah snickers in there, there's

743
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: a nutrageous though. Oh ship split. It split that ship.

744
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: So I'd really like to come back to us. And

745
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 1: now it's my turn. Just send me back. I'm a king.

746
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: I should be able to ask for these things. There's

747
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: only one question you need to answer to return to it.

748
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:58,839
Speaker 1: Give it to me seven two nineteen. Oh, I'm glad

749
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 1: that's not me. I don't even know if it is. Well,

750
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: they're mostly prime with one cut, a prime cut, just

751
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: as openery. Oh shit, okay, I'm so kiding who I

752
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,760
Speaker 1: don't know? Chad, I'm not sure that we're right together

753
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: while we're breaking up. Just stomped on my ex husband's

754
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 1: head with your foot like a watermelon. It was not becoming,

755
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: not very kingly, Chad, my bead. Sorry, I'm at apology.

756
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: We can get bed. Before I pronounced these two man

757
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: and white. Is there anyone present who disagrees with their matrimony? Yes? You,

758
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 1: it was the same change. I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you,

759
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 1: my ear, my ear, I'm the twin brother. I feel

760
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 1: like since I'm twin brothers, darling, is it you? But

761
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: you're here with your chest open and your head smile.

762
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm his disjointed and disjointed. Make your point, brother, Yes,

763
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 1: I've heard of you. You look just like him. No

764
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: excuse the blood coming out of my ear, but I

765
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: do believe that I become king when he's dead? Some

766
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 1: good thing. I'm here, okay, So none of this is

767
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 1: about the marriage. Everyone's okay with me marrying the doll maker.

768
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,479
Speaker 1: You weren't getting married. I was marrying Chads. It's still

769
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: my day, mother, Chad. You'll get to pick which mouth

770
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: you kiss me. Okay, Well, then the doll Maker and

771
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 1: I will go. Let's go. We are too separate people.

772
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: Why are you saying that you do? I honestly, who's talking?

773
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: Were sounding so different? They don't have a keen ear

774
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: as all. We're just gonna let him go, the kind

775
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: of everybody? All right? Where can I take you to?

776
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 1: What part of London might your destination be? Are you

777
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 1: to look very much in love? I should say thank

778
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 1: you so much, thank you so much. Noticed right away

779
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: when you stepped in and you look nothing alike? Thank you? So?

780
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,839
Speaker 1: Where would you like to go? Somewhere far far away? Yes,

781
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: far far away? Get you do sound slightly far away?

782
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 1: I don't want to answer this question anymore. I just

783
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 1: want to get away from this crazy madhouse kingdom. Than

784
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: away we shall go, and we've arrived. Great four thousand

785
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 1: shilling please, baby, you got that, of course I do.

786
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 1: I'm royal terrific. Great pay the man. Did you say

787
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: royalty No, no, I said royalty pace for nothing? Oh no, no, please,

788
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:10,720
Speaker 1: I insist, I insist. I couldn't possibly take a pence. Baby,

789
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 1: he doesn't want it, don't give it to him. But

790
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: all right, I'll take it. Okay, here you are. Don't

791
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: tell anyone. Ah, here we are. We're walking to rockies,

792
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 1: rock and roll, sushi and hamburgers. Please see yourself, take

793
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: a menu. Serve will be within a second. Wow, darling,

794
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 1: this is fun. Yeah, I think it's cool. This is

795
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 1: like a fun little place. I'm back turned down there.

796
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 1: I couldn't make it down there on at the gate

797
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: and to the Kingdom of the law. Yeah, my body

798
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 1: is all you know, chest cavity, open the whole shop. Bang,

799
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 1: you're ready to answer these three questions? Oh there's three more.

800
00:53:50,640 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 1: They know my questions? Okay, sure, yes if question number one? Okay, Spain, Portugal,

801
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: the United Kingdom? Excuse me? Can I get ahead of you?

802
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 1: I ate an undercooked portobello mushroom that I cooked myself.

803
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm a chef at a steakhouse. Is this one of

804
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: the questions? Yes, you can go forward. That is the

805
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: correct I just don't understand. I haven't seen a new

806
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: soul come into heaven so long. I don't know what

807
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 1: the deal is. I don't know either. He's at his post.

808
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: I just went and looked out there. He's out there.

809
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,879
Speaker 1: There's a line I see. I thought I would move.

810
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: The line moves. People keep skipping each other. It looks like,

811
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 1: and then answered one question and then moving back. The

812
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 1: line is an organism, you know. I just I should

813
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: have just said fuck it. You know you can't do everything.

814
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 1: Look my dad, I know Jesus, you can't do every

815
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,280
Speaker 1: Why not? Why not what I done? Isn't it supposed

816
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,919
Speaker 1: to be? Everyone's in? It wasn't that the deal? Why

817
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: is he? It was unclear? Why you weren't? You weren't clear?

818
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 1: And I think I was pretty clear that when I

819
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: got when I gotta know, why you don't just do

820
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:07,319
Speaker 1: a damn miracle, prove some stuff. I've done enough. I've

821
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: done enough miracles. It's true. It's crazy to me that

822
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 1: I gotta keep doing this. It's just like, oh yeah,

823
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 1: it's all about you, isn't it. I just I just

824
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: want to say I'm having a great time here. I'm

825
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 1: finding truffles everywhere. Thank you, Mr Big, Mr Zuckerman, Mr Zuckerman. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: just have fun over the corner. It's just like, I

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Speaker 1: don't understand why more people just like aren't in. We'll

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Speaker 1: fix it. You just told me not. You just told

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Speaker 1: me I can't do every well. I'm sick of hearing

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Speaker 1: you talk honestly. Are we going to be honest? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's be honest. Okay, I've known you since your earth time? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: do you have? And I'm over you. I was over

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Speaker 1: over you again. Cool. I'm glad I brought you in.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad I said you're forgiven. You know what I

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Speaker 1: brought myself in? You know you? You didn't you did?

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Speaker 1: I know you didn't. You don't know everything? Yes I do? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, here we go again. This is so fun.

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Speaker 1: You slow down on that sushi, Slow down on that sushi.

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Speaker 1: It's just so thirsty, darling. Re lax. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: do some grieving shots from the two doctors. We lost

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Speaker 1: all right, grieving shots, shots with the docs we lost?

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Speaker 1: Can we get can we get a cot more shots?

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Speaker 1: I've I've got a lot of step ones. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: guys for clatterizing least wounds. But yeah, you're so shuts shuts, shut, shuts, shuts.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Let me tell you some clatterizing something. Jesus,

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Speaker 1: thank you for dying for everyone sins. I just have

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Speaker 1: three questions for you in order to get into the

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Speaker 1: Kingdom of your father. I just went out to take

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Speaker 1: a piss. Are you serious? Three? The first question is

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Speaker 1: what's to deal with Judas? I don't know. Honestly, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I forgive the guy.

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Speaker 1: I know what he's gonna do. He has to do

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Speaker 1: it to the whole thinking move. And then he comes

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Speaker 1: book up here and he's just like I made it happen.

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Speaker 1: Question number two, when you piss, does it sting of? Yeah? Three?

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Speaker 1: Why uh? Everything? Okay, I was just talking about I'll

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Speaker 1: talk about he's good. I know I'm good. I know

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I know I can tell him you're good

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Speaker 1: for you, He's good. Thank you, And that's how Jesus

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Speaker 1: got to Heaven. That's our show. For today. It's like

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Speaker 1: all of our Alchemist Joey Gram thank you so much,

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Speaker 1: Buddy boy Man, happy to be here. Congratulations on the

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Speaker 1: success of your first album. Thank you. Very exciting. People

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Speaker 1: can get it wherever they get music, Spotify, iTunes. It's

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Speaker 1: called good Night with Joey Greer. It's a fun time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it is. I love it from beginning to end.

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Speaker 1: I'm now playing it backwards. Nice still Good's a whole

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Speaker 1: different story. James Heeney, thanks for having me, guys, and

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Speaker 1: you know what, let me just say thank you for

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Speaker 1: all the reviews. They're just pouring in the Oh. Here's

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Speaker 1: one right here. Uh, funny and charming group of people.

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Speaker 1: I'm not this. I think I love Elchemy. This not

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Speaker 1: only is a great podcast idea, but the improv group

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Speaker 1: is absolutely amazing. They also keep you hooked with new

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Speaker 1: guests and two new episodes a week. And Joey Greer

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Speaker 1: is in it too, so that's funny. But but there

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Speaker 1: was one and I can't find it right the second

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Speaker 1: but somebody gave us only four stars and their critique

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Speaker 1: if it was that now that we have a Patreon

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Speaker 1: that they don't have access to it. But it's not

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Speaker 1: like we're making less content. We're just doing more. If

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Speaker 1: you want more, you can have more. But your your

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Speaker 1: regular listening experience is not altered. That Yeah, well that person, no,

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Speaker 1: no nice shame. They were just and you know better,

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Speaker 1: you do better. So I'm glad you read that and

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Speaker 1: we had a chance to critique it. Craig Katkowski. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: follow me at Kikowski on Twitter or see Kikowski on

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Speaker 1: first at Chris Alvarado. I just bring all the hot content.

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Speaker 1: It's my thing. Let's thank our engineer at the Stars,

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Speaker 1: Richard dug Our post sign design autos and I heard media.

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Speaker 1: I'm a doctor. All of you to write a review

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Speaker 1: to lif whe you've ever met, then write to us

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Speaker 1: at your name here a document this dot com. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Polic Until next time. Yea smokes wo

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